DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel NameWork in Progress plans of the far future. Here's what we have for the A Button Challenge. Oh you thought that was all we got? We're not done yet. This is just the beginning of the end.
SM64 ABC Wave 10: Past the Pole | Extended Montage 1DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2022-07-07 | Work in Progress plans of the far future. Here's what we have for the A Button Challenge. Oh you thought that was all we got? We're not done yet. This is just the beginning of the end.
[ Music ] WorldEnd Dominator by ZTS (from Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/ECskvyF Twitch: http://twitch.tv/danpark Twitter: twitter.com/jongyon7192p[Crash Test] Sisyphion: A Performative Art Piece in DisguiseDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2023-10-16 | 80 Rocks. 1 Rock per Hour. 10 Hours per day. I spent an entire week doing nothing but collecting rocks and sticking them under the floor. As I kept at it, I got better and better. It became an art, a habit, a profession. Until eventually I devise something, a machine.
This was done to test 3 different potential crashes. On the day of premiere, we found a brand new unprecedented type of crash 3 minutes into the TAS when I didn't even touch a single rock yet. A crash that can modify surface triangles. Yet it was a useless discovery and all that was left was my useless 40-minute long crash test.
This TAS is useless. Nobody was there to see me make this, and nobody will know how excruciating it was. I am Collins. I am in orbit as I watch the big names in our community achieve great things. I'm proud of them, a pool of bright talents, and I want to help them succeed. But I'm just here to hurt myself.
STROOP display is left minimalist due to lag concerns. As it is, you can still see it flicker.
I think i'm officially calling them each as subpixel and subsubpixel. Subpixel so far usually meant anything not integer, but I think i can just come out of fucking nowhere, this fucking nobody, from a different community, just barge in, and fucking boldly declare that the definition of subpixel is an integer amount divided by 360. Then I will declare SubSubPixel as any remaining float value (multiplied by 45 to make a round number) if you take out the n/360 value. I now request... no, demand, that TAS tools subpixel information be retooled into this format because it would save me a lot of time but nobody else will really care tbh, and even if you did this I'd still have to move the inputs to Excel to do some other weird shenanigans, and I mean what about bruteforcing? I still need to bruteforce on an IDE or something, and why am I not moving from java to like C or C++ already, what is wrong with me?
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/ECskvyF Twitch: http://twitch.tv/danpark Twitter: twitter.com/jongyon7192pBitFS 0x A: TAS Framework [Ep 1] Setting Things UpDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2022-11-20 | Context: TAS Framework is an in-development next-level tool that will hopefully help with BitFS 0x. Summary: I show how to set it up, but I don't show how to run it cuz first I broke it, then it just hangs in an infinite loop, and then it freezes my entire computer for like an hour. I must point out that I'm terrible at coding, so don't take the Bloopers to be most people's experience. I just made this to help people start. Will make Ep2 if it seems necessary. BitFS 0x has to happen no matter what. There's just too much hanging on the line.
Soon, the count starts dropping. Slowly but surely. There are so many plans. Everything is difficult now. But we are not giving in yet. These last few pushes, that's what it will take to reach the True Answer.
[ Music ] WorldEnd Dominator by ZTS (from Umineko no Naku Koro ni)
i was thinking of doing some dumb ARG thing with my video, but there wasn't enough time
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/ECskvyF Twitch: http://twitch.tv/danparkEscape from the Final Bully Trapper [a minor BitFS 0x update]DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2022-03-22 | Okay. You, a youtube viewer, might be CONFUSED. Sorry, i was INCONSIDERATE. Let me provide you with MASS INFORMATION!!! v v v v read the DEATHSCRIPTION. v v v Bully Battery: Store speed in a bully like a battery. increase energy by slamming into it. Fast Bully Battery (FBB): transferring bully speed to mario then back to bully, to triple the bully's speed Nontrivial FBB: FBBs that don't use level OoB to keep the bully afloat, needing new ideas to solve. Bully Trapper: the new idea that will solve some nontrivial FBBs Final Nontrivial FBB: The last nontrivial FBB executed, after which all following FBBs will be trivial. Final Bully Trapper: the Bully Trapper that will solve the final nontrivial FBB
Some Tricks: Death Cancel: dood just hit the bully while it's dying to stop it from dying, ezpz. Not even a trick. Squish Cancel: Mario getting squished cancels any of his actions. Getting squished by a steep surface pushes you out. If this push pushes you into midair, you now are capable of doing ANYTHING. Midair walk: Literally just walking into ceiling or OoB. It straight up ignores if Mario's on a floor, so it's nice.
Bully-Surface Interaction: Wall: Checks its NEXT position, then moves to the wall, gets pushed out by the wall, then reflects off the wall like a wallkick, but 1 frame earlier. It just moved now when it's going to move again soon, as in it's going to DOUBLE move in 1 frame. This hurts my brain. Steep floor: Checks its NEXT position, then reflects off the steep floor like a wallkick, but 1 frame earlier. Out of Bounds (OoB): Checks its NEXT position, then adds 32767 units to its angle. After wall, steep floor, and/or OoB, it then proceeds to move fwd blindly regardless of whatever's in the way cuz the bully is stupid. This hurts my brain. Floor friction: So btw floor friction resets wall reflection cuz nintendo hates me personally. Also friction means the bully might not reach the floor it thought it was going to reach. If the floor is slightly sloped, it'll push the bully a bit in that direction. The bully can also bounce off floors. I give up, nothing about the bully makes goddamn sense oh my god I hate this.
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/jxyRgsU Twitch: http://twitch.tv/danpark[TAS] SM64 HMC - TOXIC Maze 0x A in 1m12.233sDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2021-04-03 | brqm: Literally made this whole video you're watching, from my TAS. Set up all the camera angles and visuals and infographics that made the process of this TAS better understandable. Lemon: New 70ABC Expert TASer. I got a better idea that I need to focus optimization on as early a dive as I can. Also gave the great position for Bat 2 to be for the final triple bat bounce to be possible. Fifdspence: The Main 70ABC TASer and Project Lead. Effortlessly bruteforced for a Bat 2 activation that will achieve Lemon's Bat 2 position.
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcoreOuter Wilds Shipless+Suitless Challenge (or True Shipless challenge or No Tractor Beam challenge)DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2021-01-25 | Here's the theoretical Optimal Route (i forgot to get museum ship log clue to Lunar ruins): 1. Hide 'n' Skip 2. 0g% Suitless (and "0g% Suitless 2: Escape from 0g% Suitless") 3. Museum nomai text + Hornsfels + Hal outside 4. Escape the Village, go to the Seed, signalscope, talk to Tektite 5. Chert's Quantum Moon ship log clue, and Poetry Boop 6. Do impossible hypothetical parkour up a geyser mountain and shoot up into space (impossible) and get caught by the Quantum Moon before suffocating (impossible). Use Solanum's Shuttle to go to EVERYWHERE (possible, but why) and get EVERY SHIP LOG-- (NO! NOOO!!! NONE OF THIS IS EVEN POSSIBLE TO DO.)
Check out the WR destroy my run by a lot! It's a great run! twitch.tv/videos/88045636 Summary of run: 1. Any%'s start, die twice. 2. Sleep A LOOOOTTT 3. Run into the Warp Pad completely defenseless with no oxygen to breath, inside a massive sand pillar of death. (pretty easy) 4. Disable gravity and HOPE TO GOD as you pathetically push walls and tumble around!! 5. Fall into the black hole. 6. 6. 6. Death%
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore[TAS] Navigating the TOXIC Maze 0xA - 1:1350 (+ Bad Commentary)DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2020-10-19 | Or "The Wave-Particle Duality of Video Game Bats, and how Pause Buffering can Collapse their Probability," or "How I Need Help Solving an Integral with no Closed-Form for its Upper Bound," or "I still don't know how to end a video, help me, im dying, cough cough." why did i schedule this? the option was there and it was tantalizing. like candy. i liek candy. *drools* im sleepy halp.
Shoutouts to Trex31415, Cryolite, Iwer Sonsch, Fraims, and Pannen, and the mathematicians that made this possible. -------------------------------- SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/jxyRgsU
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/new -------------------------------- 0:00 SM64 Intro 3:06 Pendulum Intro 4:34 Pendulum Amplitude Sequence Relation 12:04 Rail Numbers 14:10 Structure of Amplitude Relations 16:14 Branch-Ending Amplitudes 21:01 The Rail Intersection Amplitudes (6,248,970 and 507,780) 25:41 Generating All Solutions to the Pell Equation 30:09 The Results[Obsoleted Completely] Navigating the Toxic Maze ABC 1m16.33sDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2020-06-28 | i made new vid of a proper, even-faster tas! Fifd is doing Any% 0x A: youtube.com/channel/UCXubFNfZaMVLsTZzKcgnHOQ Iwer helps with a ton of stuff in SM64 in general: youtube.com/channel/UCnJKlalNQWIco1DS0Uw_XXw
Yes, since this is a theory TAS, I manip only 1 out of 3 bats and I just press A as substitute to theorize how fast this star can be 0x. The REAL non-theory TAS will be made once Fifdspence is done with Shifting Sand Land and such. There is commentary of the whole TAS after I play it. It sucks a lot, so please to skip it!! :(
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/jxyRgsU (pls be respectful ffs, we have too many new people joining)
I accidentally skipped over a small part of Trial 60. I replay that part at the end of the video 27m38s. Also, the game audio is not muted, it's just really low. I'm sorry, make sure to decrease your volume at 0m56s because my mic volume is higher compared to my desktop's audio. I'm sorry, I'm just a pile of jelly since the end of the ABC Trials and I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! Aaaaaahhhh!!!
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I can't believe it. I'm not a winner. I'm a quitter. I don't deserve it. I'm not smart. I was scared. I destroyed myself. I persevered, I did everything in my power, I was prepared for this, I just didn't stop, no matter what, I destroyed the ABC Trials, and I won. And most of all, I had fun.
The insanity, the suffering. This is the bottom of the iceburg and it goes upwards. I can't turn back time. My legs were cut off, put in a mailbox. I have been hollowed out and been stuffed with $2000. And I can only stare up at a vast upwards spiral of floating stone platform, thinking I'm never gonna make it. I'm going to destroy it. This is the End of the ABC Trials.
SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/ECskvyF [Please join if you wish to learn smth about TAS, contribute, or lurk. But god, please follow the rules. Don't fanboy over Pannen. And please, for the MILLIONth time, do NOT join to ask RTA questions because you were banned from the SM64 RTA Discord!!]
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/new[Any%] Spotlight Room Escape: Chapter 3-1 [Crows Nest] in 0:25DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2020-04-14 | I'm still confused what to do with my mic. Audio quality isn't to my liking. Smth about bg noise.Spotlight Room Escape: Chapter 1-3 [Menace] Rush Hour Puzzle SOLUTIONSDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2020-03-28 | I almost never call an abuse of readily available mechanics as "cheating", but I did think the Sliding Block Puzzle Skip (or the "Sliding Block Quantum Tunneling" [or the "force punt"]) was a bit unfortunate, as I do genuinely love solving Rush Hour puzzles.
Better context for any casual passerbys: Unassisted Squish Cancel in the X-axis (USCX: pronounced "u sucks") is a plan to cancel out of Bully knockback state, to conserve our built speed and go to a PU. Recommended viewings are Tyler's 2 latest videos on BitFS, and some from bad_boot and ds273.
If this abstract and complicated plan works, the entire run of SM64 any% will be 0x A.
I derived partial derivatives of the normal vector of these ceiling triangles to each axis in each cardinal direction, and I should compare them with this observation tbh. but im 2 lazi afFelt Like it Smacked my HandDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-10-11 | jumps. dunno what insect it is. I was waiting at a bus stop when this thing just up and landed on my jacket. Stayed on it for so long I could unlock my phone on one hand, enable my camera, and start recording.
The force when it jumped off was surprisingly strong! And you can see how tiny it was compared to my thumb.
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/newChannel Update (warning: slightly depressing person)DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-08-29 | I've been depressed enough to not make a proper video, but was able to post this anyway. But basically, I have subscribers and I haven't talked to them like at all. I probably won't do timestamps.
Topics: Minecraft UHC montages Camera Obscura SM64 TAS Line Rider SCP writing Steam Achievements Addiction Slow College Progress What to do for 300 subs special?
tags dont mean jack shit, so im just gonna ignore those from now onOoh, its a (Common Garter?) SnakeDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-06-29 | yeah, it was ok. Apparently, its bite isn't very toxic for humans. Due to size, I assume it's either male or young?Cog Misalignment [A press save SOON!]DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-06-25 | Thanks so much to Sidney! I'm tired. Links to those videos and the twitch vod will be in description when i get out of bed.
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/newBitFS 0x A Press Potential 12 Hour Timesave: [3 → 2.5 Days]DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-06-02 | There's a gap inside the elevator that makes up a slippery slope. We can ground pound in there, but unless we press A from inside, we cannot even escape this gap. Can we find a way to get out of this gap and still do BitFS in 0x A??? FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON AragonBall C!!! SM64 TAS/ABC Discord: discord.gg/jxyRgsU
Trivia: Pannen saved 10 days worth of time off of ABC by eliminating the JP Coin Overflow trick with the HOLP box trick that is actually quite fast even for normal ABC stars.The Theory of how the BitFS Platform passes a 2^n Boundary.DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-05-28 | BitFS 0x A hype, and im here looking at something dumb about the new glitch. Lotsa math. Here's Bad Boot's data recording the speed the platform rose depending on how high the platform is. In other words, a Position vs Vert. Height graph: cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/437139431980400661/450745381194825748/Capture.PNG
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/newTAS Competition 5: OJJ & Jongyons SSL TAS (Death Punch)DeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2018-03-20 | So OJJ did the first part and I did the part after the yellow coin is grabbed. That's the coin after the BLJ. Sliding up the pyramid was super off, and reaching the red box was a pain. But that ending was all that was worth it.
Here's plush's critique of it, which is awesome!!: https://t.co/3R2THzJT1B tl;dr, it sucks. but it was funny. :D
Task Details are all in the right-hand side of the video.
Play in ultrahardcore games at http://reddit.com/r/ultrahardcore/newCamera Obscura: Stage 5-5 in 5 Flash FAILED AttemptDeRockProject & the Attack of the Really Long Channel Name2017-10-30 | Well, it's possible...just that first flash is so ridiculously hard that I don't want to see the face of it ever again. But I'll have to do this again eventually. Nobody else is gonna do it for me, yknow.