Uploaded March 2022 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
Reduce all to what is most essential. A debutante's ball. A Gilded Globe. A ballroom floor, approximately 3000 square feet. An auction gone awry, An ex-detective shouting his cover at the top of his lungs, spitting it on the floor for all to see, an ingrate, an immature...
And my debts, mounting. Even now, with every second.
File it away. Reduce all to what is most essential. A debutante's ball. A Gilded Globe...
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description.)
You can find all of our transcripts here: drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1bnWLw5dTW4l9A0bmOMzEiy6XqqsXHHi_ Transcripts will come out along with the public release of the episode.
On staff at the Penumbra:
Kat Buckingham -- Head of Merchandise and Outreach
Alice Chuang -- Head of Design
Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team
Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer
Sharon Oh -- Promotional artist
Noah Simes -- Production manager
Grahame Turner -- Script editing team
Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer
Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music
Attribution:
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license.
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
"Kind of Girl" by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657
“Cracking/Crunching, A.wav” by InspectorJ freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/333818
“liquid splatter on floor 4” by JakLocke freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261299
“McRae - crowd - aghast.wav” by FlippantMoniker freesound.org/people/FlippantMoniker/sounds/128151
Seven(New Music Remix) by bwatts (c) copyright 2012 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. dig.ccmixter.org/files/bwatts/39793 Ft: alex beroza
Reusenoise (DNB Mix) by spinningmerkaba (c) copyright 2017 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. dig.ccmixter.org/files/jlbrock44/56531
Trigger Warnings:
-Sudden loud noises
-Pursuit
-Violence and threats of violence
-Deception
-Paranoia and fear of being watched
-Blackmail
-Kidnapping
-Forced flirtation / unwanted sexual advances
Reduce all to what is most essential. A debutante's ball. A Gilded Globe. A ballroom floor, approximately 3000 square feet. An auction gone awry, An ex-detective shouting his cover at the top of his lungs, spitting it on the floor for all to see, an ingrate, an immature...
And my debts, mounting. Even now, with every second.
File it away. Reduce all to what is most essential. A debutante's ball. A Gilded Globe...
(Trigger warnings can be found at the bottom of this episode description.)
You can find all of our transcripts here: drive.google.com/drive/u/2/folders/1bnWLw5dTW4l9A0bmOMzEiy6XqqsXHHi_ Transcripts will come out along with the public release of the episode.
On staff at the Penumbra:
Kat Buckingham -- Head of Merchandise and Outreach
Alice Chuang -- Head of Design
Melissa DeJesus -- Script editing team
Harley Takagi Kaner -- Co-creator, Head of Episode Development, Director, Sound designer
Sharon Oh -- Promotional artist
Noah Simes -- Production manager
Grahame Turner -- Script editing team
Kevin Vibert -- Co-creator, Head of Operations, Lead writer
Ryan Vibert -- Composer and performer of original music
Attribution:
Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license.
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
"Kind of Girl" by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657
“Cracking/Crunching, A.wav” by InspectorJ freesound.org/people/InspectorJ/sounds/333818
“liquid splatter on floor 4” by JakLocke freesound.org/people/JakLocke/sounds/261299
“McRae - crowd - aghast.wav” by FlippantMoniker freesound.org/people/FlippantMoniker/sounds/128151
Seven(New Music Remix) by bwatts (c) copyright 2012 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. dig.ccmixter.org/files/bwatts/39793 Ft: alex beroza
Reusenoise (DNB Mix) by spinningmerkaba (c) copyright 2017 Licensed under a Creative Commons Attribution (3.0) license. dig.ccmixter.org/files/jlbrock44/56531
Trigger Warnings:
-Sudden loud noises
-Pursuit
-Violence and threats of violence
-Deception
-Paranoia and fear of being watched
-Blackmail
-Kidnapping
-Forced flirtation / unwanted sexual advances
