Uploaded November 2025 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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There has been an impossible murder in a locked room! Also, more importantly, it's the big Turkey Day sale at Ralph's.

Weather: "I Get Hurt" by ⁠⁠Victor Jones⁠ victorjonesisaconstruct.com

The voice of Dana Cardinal is Jasika Nicole

Original episode art by Jessica Hayworth jessica-hayworth.com

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Written by Joseph Fink, Jeffrey Cranor, & Brie Williams

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