Uploaded October 2014 | Updated September 2026, 1 week ago
We've all been drunk & lit our hair on fire & been forced into a "bang situation." Here's a helpful guide to dealing with your current face curtains.
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Bangs are fun if you are Zooey Deschanel. Or are they? They're fun if you're Taylor Swift, because the world is your kingdom. And Jessica Chastain is really rocking them right now. Soon she'll hate them. Because you can't just dump them like guy who's good for you but you don't like how he smells. You have to keep living with them, as they get more and more in your face - literally. Have you ever wondered how to hide those bangs that you so passionately hate? Ever wondered how to grow out your bangs? or how to style bangs you hate? Or how to cut bangs because you want to experience this sort of agony? Or maybe you don't care at all about bangs, but you have three minutes to spare for a fun video?
Have you ever thought about turning your into a bird in your imagination? I have. And more. Thoughts. They're all here. Well, they aren't all here. Because some of my deepest darkest bang thoughts are private. And if my bangs find out ... they'll stop growing dead in their tracks (roots).
We've all been drunk & lit our hair on fire & been forced into a "bang situation." Here's a helpful guide to dealing with your current face curtains.
Twitter: twitter.com/thebethhoyt
Tumblr: bethinshow.tumblr.com
Instagram: instagram.com/bethinshow
Bangs are fun if you are Zooey Deschanel. Or are they? They're fun if you're Taylor Swift, because the world is your kingdom. And Jessica Chastain is really rocking them right now. Soon she'll hate them. Because you can't just dump them like guy who's good for you but you don't like how he smells. You have to keep living with them, as they get more and more in your face - literally. Have you ever wondered how to hide those bangs that you so passionately hate? Ever wondered how to grow out your bangs? or how to style bangs you hate? Or how to cut bangs because you want to experience this sort of agony? Or maybe you don't care at all about bangs, but you have three minutes to spare for a fun video?
Have you ever thought about turning your into a bird in your imagination? I have. And more. Thoughts. They're all here. Well, they aren't all here. Because some of my deepest darkest bang thoughts are private. And if my bangs find out ... they'll stop growing dead in their tracks (roots).
