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Video for ESL students ...No Copyrights infringements
1) Fill in the blanks based on what you listen:
(So, please! Welcome Joker!)
So I know you are a _____________. You been working now in a new material. You wanna tell us a joke? “OK” You got a book? A book of jokes. Take your time. I don’t mind!
“Ok. Ok. This one. Knock. Knock.” And you have to ______ that _____? “You wanna get right?”
“Knock ..knock”. Who’s there?
“It’s the police ________________. Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver. He’s dead.”
Oh! No, no, no. No, you cannot joke about that. Yeahh! That’s not funny Arthur. That’s not that kind of humor we do on the show. “Ok. I’m sorry. It’s just you know, It’s been a __________ few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.”
Okay. I'm waiting for the ______________. “There is no _________________. It's not a joke.”
You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway. And why should we believe you?
“I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can ________ me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.”
Let me get this straight, you think killing those guys, is funny?
“I do. And I’m tired of pretending it is not. Comedy is ______________, Murray, is not what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide; what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide, what's funny or not.”
Okay, I think I might understand that you did it just to start a movement, to become a symbol?
“C’mon on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.”
Ok, so that's it? You're crazy, that's your defense for killing three young men? “No. They couldn't _______ a ___ to save their lives. Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don’t notice me. But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?”
You have problems with Thomas Wayne too?
“Yes, I do. Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just ______ and ____________ at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't __________ and go wild!”
You finished? I mean, it’s so much ____-______, Arthur. You sound like you’re making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
“But you're awful, Murray.” Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah! How am I awful? “Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the _____ __ ___!”
You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look at what happened because of you did. What it __________ to. There are ___________ out there, two police men are in critical condition. You're laughing, you're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.
“I Know! How about another joke, Murray?” No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
“What do you get...” I don't think so. “When you cross....a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?” Call the police, Gene, call the police.
“I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking _________________!”
“GOOD NIGHT AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT……”
Video for ESL students ...No Copyrights infringements
1) Fill in the blanks based on what you listen:
(So, please! Welcome Joker!)
So I know you are a _____________. You been working now in a new material. You wanna tell us a joke? “OK” You got a book? A book of jokes. Take your time. I don’t mind!
“Ok. Ok. This one. Knock. Knock.” And you have to ______ that _____? “You wanna get right?”
“Knock ..knock”. Who’s there?
“It’s the police ________________. Your son’s been hit by a drunk driver. He’s dead.”
Oh! No, no, no. No, you cannot joke about that. Yeahh! That’s not funny Arthur. That’s not that kind of humor we do on the show. “Ok. I’m sorry. It’s just you know, It’s been a __________ few weeks, Murray. Ever since I killed those three Wall Street guys.”
Okay. I'm waiting for the ______________. “There is no _________________. It's not a joke.”
You're serious, aren't you? You're telling us you killed those three young men on the subway. And why should we believe you?
“I got nothing left to lose. Nothing can ________ me anymore. My life is nothing but a comedy.”
Let me get this straight, you think killing those guys, is funny?
“I do. And I’m tired of pretending it is not. Comedy is ______________, Murray, is not what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much, you decide; what's right or wrong. The same way that you decide, what's funny or not.”
Okay, I think I might understand that you did it just to start a movement, to become a symbol?
“C’mon on, Murray. Do I look like the kind of clown that could start a movement? I killed those guys because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days. It's enough to make anyone crazy.”
Ok, so that's it? You're crazy, that's your defense for killing three young men? “No. They couldn't _______ a ___ to save their lives. Oh, why is everybody so upset about these guys? If it was me dying on the sidewalk, you’d walk right over me! I pass you every day, and you don’t notice me. But these guys, what, because Thomas Wayne went and cried about them on TV?”
You have problems with Thomas Wayne too?
“Yes, I do. Have you seen what it’s like out there, Murray? Do you ever actually leave the studio? Everybody just ______ and ____________ at each other. Nobody's civil anymore. Nobody thinks what it's like to be the other guy. You think men like Thomas Wayne ever think what it's like to be someone like me? To be somebody but themselves? They don't. They think that we'll just sit there and take it, like good little boys! That we won't __________ and go wild!”
You finished? I mean, it’s so much ____-______, Arthur. You sound like you’re making excuses for killing those young men. Not everybody, and I’ll tell you this, not everyone is awful.
“But you're awful, Murray.” Me? I'm awful? Oh yeah! How am I awful? “Playing my video. Inviting me on the show. You just wanted to make fun of me. You're just like the _____ __ ___!”
You don't know the first thing about me, pal. Look at what happened because of you did. What it __________ to. There are ___________ out there, two police men are in critical condition. You're laughing, you're laughing. Someone was killed today because of what you did.
“I Know! How about another joke, Murray?” No, I think we've had enough of your jokes.
“What do you get...” I don't think so. “When you cross....a mentally ill loner with a society that abandons him and treats him like trash?” Call the police, Gene, call the police.
“I'll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking _________________!”
“GOOD NIGHT AND ALWAYS REMEMBER THAT……”
