Uploaded November 2019 | Updated September 2026, 3 weeks ago

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We're all going to live forever and there are no downsides or hidden consequences.

The voice of Kasper Rhodes is Rob Neill.

Weather: “Good Intentions, Bad Advice” by Nicky Flowers
nickyflowers.bandcamp.com

New for the holidays – a brand new tarot card deck by Jessica Hayworth and a new limited edition sweater by Rob Wilson, plus tree ornaments and cards:
topatoco.com/collections/wtnv

Our final performances of A SPY IN THE DESERT are happening right now. Don’t miss your last chance to see this thrilling and hilarious live show:
welcometonightvale.com/live

Music: Disparition
disparition.info

Logo: Rob Wilson
robwilsonwork.com

Written by Joseph Fink & Jeffrey Cranor. Narrated by Cecil Baldwin.
welcometonightvale.com

Produced by Night Vale Presents.
nightvalepresents.com