Uploaded December 2010 | Updated September 2026, 1 day ago
Quite a few Christmases ago, my dad and I started 2 randomly sing this version of the 12 Days of Christmas after my present 2 him was a Santa coffee mug. (Hence the mug of coffee) I couldn't stop laughing when we continued 2 make up different things as we went along the song. As u can c, I'm a pretty big anime and disney fan...Hence the pictures. I hope u like it!
Lyrics:
On the 1st day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
A mug full of coffee
On the 2nd day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
2 black eyes
And a mug full of coffee
On the 3rd day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 4th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 5th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 6th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 7th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 8th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 9th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 10th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 11th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
11 birds a peckin
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 12th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
...
12 days of pain
11 birds a peckin
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
AND A MUG FULL OF COFFEE
...Ow...
Quite a few Christmases ago, my dad and I started 2 randomly sing this version of the 12 Days of Christmas after my present 2 him was a Santa coffee mug. (Hence the mug of coffee) I couldn't stop laughing when we continued 2 make up different things as we went along the song. As u can c, I'm a pretty big anime and disney fan...Hence the pictures. I hope u like it!
Lyrics:
On the 1st day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
A mug full of coffee
On the 2nd day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
2 black eyes
And a mug full of coffee
On the 3rd day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 4th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 5th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 6th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 7th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 8th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 9th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 10th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 11th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
11 birds a peckin
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
And a mug full of coffee
On the 12th day of Christmas,
My daughter gave to me
...
12 days of pain
11 birds a peckin
10 axes in the head
9 horses ran over me
8 squirts of lemon in the eye
7 broken bones
6 cracked ribs
5 stubbed toes
4 broken teeth
3 black eyes
Which I only have 2
AND A MUG FULL OF COFFEE
...Ow...
