Uploaded May 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago
The Prince of Mars, the mascot of Saffron Pharmaceuticals, is the worst witness a detective could hope for. The Prince has an imagination like a runaway train: when he tells the story, drizzles come out hurricanes and a fender-bender comes out three weeks in traction. Only problem: the Prince is the only witness to a vicious crime, everyone thinks he did it, and he’s the one lead Juno has.
His story’s nonsense, of course. Flashing lights, rushing wind, a corpse appearing out of thin air, and a pill tens of thousands of years old… none of it can be true.
Can it?
Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay. If you miss us between episodes, remember to follow us on Facebook (The Penumbra Podcast), Twitter (@thepenumbrapod), and our website (thepenumbrapodcast.com) for updates, information about the cast and crew, and irresistible witticisms.
Attribution:
Music:
"Kind of Girl" by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657
Sound Effects:
“Foley Sounds for College Wood Breaking.mp3” by OTBTechno
freesound.org/people/OTBTechno/sounds/136772
“Desert Sounds Desert at Night” by kangaroovindaloo
freesound.org/people/kangaroovindaloo/sounds/138288
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
The Prince of Mars, the mascot of Saffron Pharmaceuticals, is the worst witness a detective could hope for. The Prince has an imagination like a runaway train: when he tells the story, drizzles come out hurricanes and a fender-bender comes out three weeks in traction. Only problem: the Prince is the only witness to a vicious crime, everyone thinks he did it, and he’s the one lead Juno has.
His story’s nonsense, of course. Flashing lights, rushing wind, a corpse appearing out of thin air, and a pill tens of thousands of years old… none of it can be true.
Can it?
Welcome to the Penumbra, dear Traveler. We hope you enjoy your stay. If you miss us between episodes, remember to follow us on Facebook (The Penumbra Podcast), Twitter (@thepenumbrapod), and our website (thepenumbrapodcast.com) for updates, information about the cast and crew, and irresistible witticisms.
Attribution:
Music:
"Kind of Girl" by Jeris, featuring spinningmerkaba: ccmixter.org/files/VJ_Memes/35657
Sound Effects:
“Foley Sounds for College Wood Breaking.mp3” by OTBTechno
freesound.org/people/OTBTechno/sounds/136772
“Desert Sounds Desert at Night” by kangaroovindaloo
freesound.org/people/kangaroovindaloo/sounds/138288
creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/legalcode
