Uploaded January 2016 | Updated September 2026, 2 weeks ago

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100 random thoughts.
1. Who invented creamed corn?
2. What happens when life gives you lemonade?
3. I want a circle desk because my chair spins.
4. 96 to go…..(this counts!)
5. When did creamed corn become so damn popular?
6. Why are keyboard set up qwerty style?
7. Have you ever written 200 thoughts? That’s a lot of thoughts.
8. Every single day…..I digest coffee.
9. Wouldn’t it be cool to be a gameshow host?
10. THE PRICE IS NOT GOD DAMN RIGHT!
11. I’ve never seen Gilligan’s island.
12. I have two dogs named Pugsley and Charlie.
13. Don’t digest craftbond.
14. Don’t sue me craftbond…
15. 2 is both prime and even
16. 7 is a cool number.
17. It’s cold outside
18. What’s with this weather?
19. I’ve never petted a flamingo
20. Would It be pet?
21. Who says dragons can’t be pets?
22. Speaking of pet’s Did I mention I have a cat named riddley?
23. 186 is a large number in retrospect.
24. Is there an answer to cords….
25. I have a lot of cords.
26. Would the world be different if coffee didn’t exist?
27. I want to touch a grenade just once….
28. Why isn’t once spelled with a w….
29. Wonce…..
30. OH yeah….well if I suck at everything wouldn’t I be a vacuum.
31. Ignore that last thought.
32. They call me random man.
33. My nickname is even.
34. The count.
35. BD (Don’t ask pause…)
36. Subscribe and I will donate my love to the charity of your choice.
37. My dogs are cocker spaniels.
38. This isn’t my mug.
39. This is my mug. (maybe?)
40. I don’t know why People call me the count….
41. 41
42. 42
43. 43
44. Carry the 4.
45. Rey from star wars is hot….
46. (Blank.)
47. I would try ghost peppers if they were ghosts, and I didn’t actually have to digest them.
48. Cocaine’s not my thing….
49. HAHAHA
50. This is gonna be a bitch to edit.
51. Socks are for sockers….
52. I need to find a day job..
53. Interaction is cooler in person.
54. When life hands you Blank…..make blankets…..
55. Have you ever tried spooning?
56. Next on how to badger….spooning. with real spoons.
57. I’m a little scatter brained.
58. Only like 100% of this video was pre-planned.
59. I don’t believe in sock puppets.
60. Socks are still for sockers.
61. What did you think of the Olympics that didn’t happen last year?
62. Holy shit, it’s 2016.
63. Never give up!
64. (cry) I gave up.
65. I really like the trailer park boys.
66. Why is ice cream called ice cream….How can it be In both forms at once?!
67. Block dem Trolllsssss.
68. Never give candy to a stranger.
69. On the other hand, anyone can start forest fires.
70. I’ve went on a ghost hunt before.
71. Where is my phone?
72. So many more to go.
73. What if the energizer mascot wasn’t a bunny.
74. Energizer….goat.
75. I use goldbond, medicated lotion
76. You’re gonna like the way you look. I grrrrrrrantee it.
77. Never steal babies from candy….
78. Actually never steal babies in general.
79. Apparently, brushing your teeth is really important.
80. Where did I put my grenade?
81. Pockets are for pockers
82. I like obsessive punctuation.!!!!!!
83. Every statement answers some question.
84. There are websites dedicated to dedication.
85. What is the point of numlock?
86. 0110001101001
87. Theres a saying about like ½ being better then the other or something.
88. Actions speak louder than words, if you never talk.
89. Don’t beat around the bush, just beat the bush.
90. Every are enough baskets for every god damn egg.
91. I’m a little salty.
92. Infinity is a cool concept.
93. My method is madness.
94. To make a short story longer, poop became…..I pooped.
95. Why do people who do nothing on their channels have so many subscribers?
96. Comment below how many of these thoughts you like.
97. Good luck.
98. Oh there’s my phone.
99. Please like comment and subscribe. Says everyone.
100. This statement is 100!