Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific utopia-film.net Director of Photography: Dominik Istenič Camera Assistant: Žiga Zdešar Grip: Luka Škulj Set designer: Johan Dagarin Gaffer: Jernej Prebil Makeup artists: Emperatrizz, Sonja Murgelj Costume designers: Dora Šabec, Sara Brizani Stunts: Dunking Devils, Da Move Crew Special guests: Fanči Moljk, Helena Romih & Damjana Napret as Grandmas, Maja Martina Merljak as Mamma Mia, Bojan Emeršič as The Referee, Franc Okorn as The Deputy, Glory as the Unicorn (a big thanks to her trainer Neža), Jenny as The Donkey, Riko as The Lizzard, Shu Shu as Luka's dog Hugo, and Ferdo as The GOAT.
Editor: Jan Lovše VFX: Jan Marin Color Grading: Jure Teržan (Korektif)
Produced by Klemen Slakonja
Thanks to the entire team! You are amazing! For sure!
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My Name Is Luka
I came from Europe, to conquer America, for sure. I come from Europe, from country sLOVEnia, for sure. The only country with love in its name, for sure, that’s why I play with my heart, that’s why I love this game.
I started playing basketball as a small wonderkid, from Olimpija Ljubljana to Real Madrid. People started calling me El Matador, but I only fight Bulls on the basketball floor.
My name is LUKA. You wanna play rough? Say hello to my bazooka! I’m tough. Whole night Fortnite, my name is LUKA. Look out! Come on dance with me. Step-back three from oversea, victory!
He don’t give up until he DONE - čić when he turn his magic ON - čić who can stop him? NO ONE - čić He’s a PHENOMENON - čić
He don’t give up cause he THE DON - čić He don’t kill you with a GUN - čić He kill you with his no-look LUKA pass, He put you on skates and on your ass. Luka, I’m DONE - bitch!
The King of the North is gone - čić, come on bring it on - čić, I wanna be the one - čić, to put a ring on - čić. Did you know my grandma owns a hair salon - čić, and Mamma Mia runs my website lukadoncic.com - čić, it’s nice, like my block on Lebron - čić, twice.
Dejavu - ka, Out of the blue - ka, when I give you a cue - ka, everybody sing Halleluka! HALLELUKA!
Did I show you my bazooka? Done! Full bag of swag, my name is LUKA. Come on ref don't be moron - čić give me and one - čić. It's time for triple-double, with no trouble, MVP!
Él está en mi CORAZÓN - čić Si no te gusta, eres un CABRÓN - čić Ver qué magia con BALÓN - čić Él es un grande CAMPEÓN - čić
No te protege ni un CONDÓN – čić Él es un Dios, el POSEIDÓN – čić Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! No te mata con el tridente, pero él te mata con su juego caliente!
LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! Grandpa Dirk is not around. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! there’s a new sheriff in town. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! I didn’t shoot no deputy. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! I shoot killer step-back three.
LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! Bad Bunny, Good Luka yeah, yeah! LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! God's plan, Luka God's plan!
Luka Dončić feat. Drake & Bad Bunny - My Name Is Luka (Say Hello To My Bazooka) | by Klemen SlakonjaKlemen Slakonja2019-12-19 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! klemenslakonja.com Klemen Slakonja impersonating Luka Doncic, Drake and Bad Bunny
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Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific utopia-film.net Director of Photography: Dominik Istenič Camera Assistant: Žiga Zdešar Grip: Luka Škulj Set designer: Johan Dagarin Gaffer: Jernej Prebil Makeup artists: Emperatrizz, Sonja Murgelj Costume designers: Dora Šabec, Sara Brizani Stunts: Dunking Devils, Da Move Crew Special guests: Fanči Moljk, Helena Romih & Damjana Napret as Grandmas, Maja Martina Merljak as Mamma Mia, Bojan Emeršič as The Referee, Franc Okorn as The Deputy, Glory as the Unicorn (a big thanks to her trainer Neža), Jenny as The Donkey, Riko as The Lizzard, Shu Shu as Luka's dog Hugo, and Ferdo as The GOAT.
Editor: Jan Lovše VFX: Jan Marin Color Grading: Jure Teržan (Korektif)
Produced by Klemen Slakonja
Thanks to the entire team! You are amazing! For sure!
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My Name Is Luka
I came from Europe, to conquer America, for sure. I come from Europe, from country sLOVEnia, for sure. The only country with love in its name, for sure, that’s why I play with my heart, that’s why I love this game.
I started playing basketball as a small wonderkid, from Olimpija Ljubljana to Real Madrid. People started calling me El Matador, but I only fight Bulls on the basketball floor.
My name is LUKA. You wanna play rough? Say hello to my bazooka! I’m tough. Whole night Fortnite, my name is LUKA. Look out! Come on dance with me. Step-back three from oversea, victory!
He don’t give up until he DONE - čić when he turn his magic ON - čić who can stop him? NO ONE - čić He’s a PHENOMENON - čić
He don’t give up cause he THE DON - čić He don’t kill you with a GUN - čić He kill you with his no-look LUKA pass, He put you on skates and on your ass. Luka, I’m DONE - bitch!
The King of the North is gone - čić, come on bring it on - čić, I wanna be the one - čić, to put a ring on - čić. Did you know my grandma owns a hair salon - čić, and Mamma Mia runs my website lukadoncic.com - čić, it’s nice, like my block on Lebron - čić, twice.
Dejavu - ka, Out of the blue - ka, when I give you a cue - ka, everybody sing Halleluka! HALLELUKA!
Did I show you my bazooka? Done! Full bag of swag, my name is LUKA. Come on ref don't be moron - čić give me and one - čić. It's time for triple-double, with no trouble, MVP!
Él está en mi CORAZÓN - čić Si no te gusta, eres un CABRÓN - čić Ver qué magia con BALÓN - čić Él es un grande CAMPEÓN - čić
No te protege ni un CONDÓN – čić Él es un Dios, el POSEIDÓN – čić Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah! No te mata con el tridente, pero él te mata con su juego caliente!
LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! Grandpa Dirk is not around. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! there’s a new sheriff in town. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! I didn’t shoot no deputy. LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! I shoot killer step-back three.
LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! Bad Bunny, Good Luka yeah, yeah! LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA, LUKA! God's plan, Luka God's plan!
#LukaDoncic #Drake #BadBunnyKlemen Slakonja & Montserrat Martí Caballé - Barcelona (Live at BSF 2023)Klemen Slakonja2024-01-01 | Happy New Year with one of my highlights of the old one. I never expected to be performing with amazing Montserrat Martí, the daughter of legendary Montserrat Caballé, and to have a chance to channel the one and only Freddie Mercury himself for a few seconds there. Thank you, Žiga Pirnat, for putting your trust in me. It felt magical. I wish you all a lot of great, magical, unexpected things in 2024!
Arranged by: Žiga Pirnat Conductor: Žiga Pirnat
Video production: HURIKAN d.o.o. Director: Timotej Časar Light: Event Lighting d.o.o Sound: RTV Slovenia Monitoring: Demo produkcija ⓒ Bled Strategic Forum
#freddiemercury #montserratcaballe #barcelonaQueen - Dont Stop Me Now (Lockdown Cover by Klemen Slakonja & Medis Band)Klemen Slakonja2020-12-14 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! I know it’s not easy, but don’t give up, don’t stop now! We made this cover from the safety of our homes for the 2020 International Medis Awards to support the importance of research in medicine, especially in this new reality. Medis Band members come from the same 9 countries as Medis Awards nominees. Check out the whole virtual event here: youtu.be/ytsemG2XYdM
Director - Nejc Levstik Musical Arrangement - Igor Matković
Vocals & Background Vocals - Klemen Slakonja (Slovenia) Keyboards - Filip Bulatović (Serbia) Alto Sax - Goran Papazoski (North Macedonia) Trumpet - Igor Matković (Slovenia) Guitar - Dino Šukalo (Bosnia and Herzegovina) Bass - Akos Forgacs (Hungary) Tenor Sax - Jovana Joka (Croatia) Trombone - Dejan Ljujić (Montenegro) Drums - Sebastian Massinger (Austria) Percussion - Atanas Popov (Bulgaria)
#Lockdown #Queen #DontStopMeNow #FreddieMercury #IMA2020Klemen Slakonja – Under My Xmas Tree (Lyric Video)Klemen Slakonja2020-11-29 | Listen to ‘Under My Xmas Tree (EP)’: klemen.lnk.to/UnderMyXmasTree Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video!
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I can't wait until I get all of you under my Xmas tree!!! To perform for you LIVE! Man, how I miss it. Until then, I'm giving you this lyric video with a few snowflakes as an advent gift 🎁 Who do YOU want to get under YOUR Xmas tree this year? 🎄 Comment below.
I can't believe I've transformed myself into more than 100 characters over the years. In 2020, the year in which we are all wearing masks, I decided to (metaphorically) put down my own and present myself in the role of... myself. If there is one thing that the Coronavirus can't take away from us, it's Christmas. So I'm bringing you my first EP - Under My Xmas Tree. It features 5 Christmas classics and the original title track. Take care and stay safe 💚
(Verse 1) Baby, you’re the greatest present I could ever get I wrote to Santa twice just to make sure he won't forget He will put you in a box, then he’ll take you for a ride But once you’re down the chimney, I’ll make sure you’ll be alright
(Pre-chorus 1) Oh, I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I catch you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree Just you wait until I get you under my Xmas tree
(Chorus 1) Get out of the box Take off your winter socks Enough of the talking Slip into the Xmas stocking I know you got jet lag from the sleigh ride Come lay with me Underneath my Xmas tree Ho, ho, ho
(Verse 2) Baby, when I see you underneath my Xmas tree I’m lighting up the fireplace so you can melt by me Fa la la la, fa la la la, fa la Jingle, jingle bell We’ll be singing As we’re swinging On this life’s carousel
(Pre-chorus 2) Oh, I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I catch you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree Just you wait until I get you under my Xmas tree
(Chorus 2) Get out of the box Take off your winter socks Enough of the talking Slip into the Xmas stocking No need to go under the mistletoe Just lay with me Underneath my Xmas tree
(Bridge) You are my present, baby I will unwrap you there under the tree Set all your worries free Just be present with me Under my Xmas tree Setting you free Setting me free
(Pre-chorus 3) I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I catch you under my Xmas tree I can’t wait until I get you under my Xmas tree Just you wait until I get you under my Xmas tree
(Chorus 3) Get out of the box Take off your winter socks Enough of the talking Slip into the Xmas stocking I want you to be my destiny Come lay with me Underneath my Xmas tree
(Outro) Under my Xmas tree That’s where I want you to be Come on, let’s be free Fade away with me Into this lovely night Fade away with me Let's plant our tree of life Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me Fade away with me
Director: Nejc Levstik Set Designer: Greta Godnič Light Designer: Črt Birsa LED content designer: Den Baruca
Makeup, hair & special effect and prosthetic makeup: Empera Costume designer: Vesna Mirtelj, Nina JagodicKlemen Slakonja recreates Slovenia’s 25 years in the Eurovision Song Contest (Ema 2020 Interval Act)Klemen Slakonja2020-02-23 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! The host Klemen Slakonja recreates all of Slovenia’s entries in the Eurovision Song contest from 1993 to 2019 in the interval act of the Slovenian national selection for the Eurovision EMA 2020 in less than 6 minutes.
Full show: https://4d.rtvslo.si/arhiv/ema/174673762 Produced by RTV Slovenija
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Director: Nejc Levstik Director of photography: Rožle Bregar (Vizualist https://vizualist.si) Video postproduction: Rožle Bregar (Vizualist https://vizualist.si)
Makeup and wig designer: Empera Wig assistant: Sonja Murgelj
Costume designers: Vesna Mirtelj, Nina Jagodic Assistant: Pia Gorišek
Set Designer: Greta Godnič Light Designer: Črt Birsa LED content art direction and designer: Den Baruca
Music producer: Miha Gorše Sound postproduction: Boštjan Kačičnik
A special thanks to: KSFH Rimska http://www.ksfhair.com Aleksander Radič Klemen Baš Alenka Smole Barbara Kunaver Zvonka Kovač Ariana Sabina Malec Mojca Rodman Gregor Oblak Benjamin Česen Luka Podgornik
0:00 1X Band - Tih deževen dan (1993) 0:25 Darja Švajger - Prisluhni mi (1995) 0:38 Regina - Dan najlepših sanj (1996) 0:48 Tanja Ribič - Zbudi se (1997) 1:01 Vili Resnik - Naj bogovi slišijo (1998) 1:12 Darja Švajger - For a thousand years (1999) 1:24 Nuša Derenda - Energy (2001) 1:37 Sestre - Samo ljubezen (2002 ) 1:55 Karmen Stavec - Nanana (2003) 2:11 Platin - Stay forever (2004) 2:20 Omar Naber - Stop (2005) 2:34 Anžej Dežan - Mr Nobody (2006) 2:47 Alenka Gotar - Cvet z juga (2007 ) 3:04 Rebeka Dremelj - Vrag naj vzame (2008) 3:21 Quartissimo in Martina Majerle - Love symphony (2009) 3:28 Ansambel Roka Žlindre in Kalamari- Narodnozabavni rock (2010) 3:44 Maja Keuc - No one (2011) 3:54 Eva Boto - Verjamem (2012) 4:08 Hannah Mancini - Straight into love (2013) 4:16 Tinkara Kovač - Round and Round (2014) 4:24 Maraaya - Here for you (2015) 4:36 ManuElla - Blue and red (2016) 4:49 Omar Naber - On my way (2017) 5:03 Lea Sirk - Hvala, ne! (2018) 5:18 Zala Kralj & Gašper Šantl - Sebi (2019)
#eurovison #sloveniaKlemen Slakonja as Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga - Shallow /A Star Is Born/The Oscars Performance CoverKlemen Slakonja2020-02-09 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! Klemen Slakonja impersonates Bradley Cooper & Lady Gaga performing their hit song Shallow from A Star Is Born together with Big Band RTV Slovenija. Did you know that Bradley and Gaga also know some Slovenian words? :) Performed live at Klemen's New Year's TV Show Zadnji večer (The Last Evening), which aired on TV Slovenija.
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Director: Nejc Levstik Set designer: Greta Godnič Light designer: Črt Birsa
Make up artist: Empera, Sonja Murgelj Costume designer: Vesna Mirtelj
Conductor: Patrik Greblo
Special thanks to Miha Gorše, KSFH Rimska, Marcel Nemanič & Rožle Bregar
#LadyGaga #BradleyCooper #AStarIsBornBillie Eilish - Vivaldi Bad Guy (Klemen Slakonja & Luka Šulić Live Cello & Loop Station Cover)Klemen Slakonja2020-02-05 | Luka Sulic (2 Cellos) & Klemen Slakonja perform Billie Eilish's Grammy Award winning hit song bad guy with a cello and a loop station. And with a touch of Vivaldi ;) Live at Klemen's New Year's TV Show Zadnji večer (The Last Evening), which aired on TV Slovenija. klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja
Director: Nejc Levstik Set designer: Greta Godnič Light designer: Črt Birsa
Melania Lasagnia song lyrics and music: Klemen Slakonja Music production: Miha Gorše
Special thanks: Gostilna Lectar
Produced by Klemen Slakonja
#MelaniaTrump #TravelVideoPostcard #sLOVEniaMaking of Luka Doncic feat. Drake & Bad Bunny - My Name Is Luka | by Klemen SlakonjaKlemen Slakonja2019-12-24 | #mynameisluka #lukadoncicanthem Klemen Slakonja impersonating Luka Doncic, Drake and Bad Bunny
Thanks to the entire team! You are amazing! For sure!Ali je Evropska unija demokratična? feat. Kurzgesagt - In a Nutshell [Slovene]Klemen Slakonja2019-05-19 | Slovenian translation of 'Is the EU democratic?' video by Kurzgesagt – In a Nutshell Viri: sites.google.com/view/sourceseu-elections Video available in all languages of the European Union: bit.ly/2WFHNK5
Kako si lepa, ko se vrtiš v tej svoji modri obleki. Čeprav tako okrogla, tako zaobljena, zame si popolno telo sredi neba. Vsi smo te že obdelali po dolgem in počez, s tvojimi sadovi smo se sladkali. Hodili smo po tebi, te zanemarjali, ti se treseš in besniš, jaz vem to nisi ti.
Kaj naj storimo, da te malo pomirimo? Smo le človeška bitja, del neke večje slike, a lahko pomagamo.
Ugasnimo luči, da spet vidiš zvezde. Odnesimo smeti, da zadihaš lahko. Pazimo na vodo, da ne odteče vir življenja. Če ne pazimo na to, življenja več ne bo.
Tako malo pozornosti, tako malo dejanj. Tako malo potrebno je, da vsem skupaj boljše bo, le malo dejanj.
Jasno je kaj naj storimo, da te malo pomirimo. Smo le človeška bitja, del neke večje slike, a lahko pomagamo.
Ugasnimo luči, da spet vidiš zvezde. Odnesimo smeti, da zadihaš lahko. Pazimo na vodo, da ne odteče vir življenja. Če ti ne prisluhnemo, življenja več ne bo. Kako si lepa, ko se vrtiš v tej svoji modri obleki.Klemen Slakonja as Trump & Putin playing America First CardsKlemen Slakonja2017-11-29 | Trump & Putin playing America First Cards /Played by Klemen Coming in 2018! klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonjaHow to play America First Cards (Explained by Klemen Slakonja)Klemen Slakonja2017-11-20 | Coming in 2018! It was a great honor to co-create this game! Really, it was fun. We believe you will have fun playing the game as well. Thank you for your support! Video shot by: Jani Ugrin
0:14 SETUP 0:37 ACTION CARDS 2:05 JUMP-IN 3:03 STOP 3:20 THE BANK PILE 4:18 EMPIRE 4:36 YOU'RE FIRED! & SHEEP FIGHT 5:31 RESSURECT & UUUGE MOVE 5:51 HILLARY-OUS 6:22 GAME OVER
klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonjaKlemen Slakonja as Trump & Melania - AMERICA FIRST CARDS (Kickstarter Video)Klemen Slakonja2017-11-10 | Coming in 2018! Me and myself as Donald and Melania playing America First Cards on the presidential bed... No fake news here! America First Cards is a hillary-ously fun strategic card game of building, protecting and conquering Empires with sheep. It is a great honour to be a co-creator of the game ;) Let's make playing card games great again! http://www.americafirstcards.com
Screewriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Niko Vodošek DOP: Peter Perunovic Post: Erik Margan Art dept: Tamara Gostiša Make up: Empera3zz, Ana Lazovski Photo: Jani Ugrin Production: Idejalisti (http://www.idejalisti.si)
Making Of shot and edited by Erik Pleško Ruf mich Angela video: youtube.com/watch?v=zJZfuJdycGcAngela Merkel - Ruf mich Angela (The Unofficial Oktoberfest Anthem) by Klemen SlakonjaKlemen Slakonja2017-07-03 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! http://www.klemenslakonja.com Angela Merkel made and played by Klemen Slakonja. Ruf mich an! Ruf mich Angela!
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Thanks to all the supporters, sponsors and business partners: -Surgery Bitenc http://www.kirurska-ambulanta.si/en -Premium Pet https://premiumpet.si -Drama http://www.drama.si -Minis d.o.o. http://ograjeminis.si -Večer
Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific utopia-film.net Director of Photography: Aljoša Korenčan Costume designer: Tina Bonča Make up artists: Mojca Gorogranc, Julija Gongina Choreography: Erik Bukovnik, Matic Zadravec Set design: Majki Transport: Ready on set http://readyonset.com Video technical support provided by: Produkcija Studio http://www.produkcijastudio.com gimbal operator: Dražen Štader - Produkcija Studio camera assistant: Alex Delay - Produkcija Studio Grip: Rok Retelj - Simon Kr Shot on: Red dragon 6k camera, Kessler crane and Freefly system gimbal
Post production: Idejalisti http://www.idejalisti.si VFX Supervison: Erik Margan VFX: Tadej Anclin Color Grading: Teo Rižnar (Nuframe) Editing: Jan Lovše
If I would catch a goldfish, I would wish just one wish. I want to turn back time to better prepare, for all the people coming from everywhere.
Now people are talking bad about me (me), but I’m the one willing to serve everybody (everybody). Come taste my plum cake and drink my smoothie! (smoothie!) When you're in trouble call me, cause I’m your Mutti! (Mutti)
Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise, ex-virgin from paradise.
Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven!
1,2 Tax frei 3,4 Gratis Bier 5,6 Beautiful legs 7,8 Acht, Acht 9 Super €uro coin 10 Bitte schön 11 Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf, Elf!
Jesus Christ, this is paradise. Jesus Christ, here is no scheiß! Nein. Here are some rules that you must obey (obey), Jesus Christ, listen what I say (say):
Don’t be a jerk-y, like the president of Turkey, ooops! Everybody shout Putin, Putout! HEY, HEY! Come on shake hands with woman who wears the pa-pa-pants, pants of Europe! Juhuuu, and the boxer shorts too.
All together now, everybody, komm, komm, All together now, everybody do the chu chu train, All together now! “Was ist das?!”
The new world will be the best, the whole year Octoberfest!
Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! I’m an angel in disguise, ex-virgin from paradise. Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! I can take you to heaven when I count to eleven!
Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! shake, shake, shake, shake, shake it, I love sunbathing naked, Ruf mich Angela, Ruf mich Angela! It's getting hot in Europe, ja, It's time for FKK!
Willkomen, bienvenue, welcome to New Deutschland, to New Europe, to New World! Sorry, you go back…Tschhüüüüüüüs! Wir schaffen das!
#KlemenSlakonja #AngelaMerkel #Oktoberfest #TheMockingbirdManKlemen Slakonja as Angela Merkel - Ruf mich Angela Official TrailerKlemen Slakonja2017-06-30 | Komm, komm, komming soon...July 3rd... Trailer by: Erik Pleško Photo on set: Jani Ugrin klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonjaLearn the Choreography - Golden Dump (The Trump Hump) /#TheMockingbirdMan by Klemen Slakonja/Klemen Slakonja2016-09-20 | Does anybody dare to dance the Golden Dump (The Trump Hump) dance? If you record yourself dancing to the song and upload it to YouTube, you can earn a special role in one of my next videos! In this video choreographer Željko BožiÄ, dancers Jernej Kozan, Domen Hvastija and myself teach you all the dance moves. If I did it in flip flops, you can do it to! Good luck! http://www.klemenslakonja.com Download on iTunes: goo.gl/8D6rHv Facebook: facebook.com/klemenslakonja Twitter: twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja Instagram: instagram.com/klemenslakonjaMaking Of Donald Trump - Golden Dump (The Trump Hump) /#TheMockingbirdMan by Klemen Slakonja/Klemen Slakonja2016-09-01 | The Donald Trump Song / Klemen Slakonja as Donald Trump The Making Of Golden Dump (The Trump Hump), the second video of my #TheMockingbirdMan project, in which I want to continue impersonating famous people singing original comedy songs in English in the form of comedy music videos. Sponsors are more than welcome. http://www.klemenslakonja.com Download on iTunes: goo.gl/8D6rHv facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja instagram.com/klemenslakonja
Making Of was shot and edited by Erik Pleško (Video: Erik Pleško, Jani Ugrin, Klemen Slakonja)
Casa del Papa, Kitajski zmaj, Kino Bežigrad, Vodno mesto Atlantis, Hotel Cubo, Hotel Lev, The Best Limo, Kombicenter, Maharaja, Namaste, Restavratorstvo Nastran, Magic baloni, KSFH Rimska, TERRA-R.B
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja & Pier (Petar Bajan) Trumpet: Igor MatkoviÄ Strings: Martin Bezjak Music production: Pier (Petar Bajan), Klemen Slakonja Mastering: Martin Bezjak
Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific Director of Photography: Lev Predan Kowarski Gimbal operator: Dražen Å tader Costume designer: Tina BonÄa Prosthetic makeup designer: Sendy Kumalakanta Prosthetic makeup artist: Lana RakanoviÄ Trump Hair Dresser: Natali Horvat Hairstylists: Matjaž Å iÅ¡ka, Borut Novak, MiÄ Styling IgriÅ¡ka Make up artist: Ana Lazovski Casting Director: SreÄko ÄoragiÄ Choreographer: Željko BožiÄ Set design: Gordana KaziÄ Set design assistent: Majki Postproduction / VFX: Erik Margan Editing: Jan LovÅ¡e Colorist: Teo Rižnar Producers: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Executive producer: Klemen SlakonjaDonald Trump ft. Melania Trump - Golden Dump (The Trump Hump) by Klemen SlakonjaKlemen Slakonja2016-07-19 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! http://www.klemenslakonja.com Donald Trump made and played by Klemen Slakonja MADE IN SLOVENIA, just like First Lady Melania Trump
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Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja & Pier (Petar Bajan) Trumpet: Igor Matkovič Strings: Martin Bezjak Music production: Pier (Petar Bajan), Klemen Slakonja Mastering: Martin Bezjak
Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific utopia-film.net Director of Photography: Lev Predan Kowarski Gimbal operator: Dražen Štader Costume designer: Tina Bonča Prosthetic makeup designer: Sendy Kumalakanta Prosthetic makeup artist: Lana Rakanović Trump Hair Dresser: Natali Horvat Hairstylists: Matjaž Šiška, Borut Novak, Mič Styling Igriška Makeup artist: Ana Lazovski Casting Director: Srečko Čoragič Choreographer: Željko Božič Set design: Gordana Kazič Set design assistant: Majki Postproduction / VFX: Erik Margan Editing: Jan Lovše Colorist: Teo Rižnar Producers: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Executive producer: Klemen Slakonja
Donald Trump - Golden Dump (The Trump Hump)
What a great honor it must be for you to listen to this hit, from America to Mexico to China and shit. I love China, people say I don't love China. How couldn't I love China, China, China rhymes with vagina. I'm not a stupid neanderthal, that's why I'm gonna build a giant wall. It's true! And who's gonna pay for the wall? Mexico! See, I got uuuge IQ, so do what I tell you to do!
Do the Trump Hump, or I'll punch you in the face, boom! Trump Hump, or I'll knock you out cold! Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump, I'm not bald, I'm bold! Do the Trump Hump, Hump, Hump, Hump, or take a dump!
Don't be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum DUMB! Don't be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do STUPID! Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-padum The Trump Hump! Everybody jump, I shit Golden Dump! Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh NUTS! Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr CRAZY! Do the Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-padum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum The Trump Hump! Everybody jump, I shit Golden Dump!
Everything I touch turns into gold, If you say I act like a 5-year-old, It's ridiculous! You're disgusting! Well, you started it, now deal with it! Lier, liar pants on fire, go back to Kenya, cause you can't run a country, can ya? No, you can't!
We don't need no crooked Hillary, all we need is genius me. Sinatra sang that the lady is a tramp, and Trump sings that first lady must be Trump! MELANIA!
Do the Trump Hump! What you see is what you get! Trump Hump! He's the best on the world! Do the Trump Hump, Trump Hump! Be my bitch, I'm rich! To be the president is my fate, so please donate!
Don't be dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum dum-dee-dee-dum-dum DUMB! Don't be stu-pee-dee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do stu-bee-do-bee-do-bee-do STUPID! Do the Trum-pum-pum Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum The Trump Hump! Everybody jump, I shit Golden Dump! Don't be neh-neh-neh-nuh neh-neh-neh-nuh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh NUTS! Don't be cra-pe-ba-deh cra-ba-deh-ba-deh cr-cr-cr-cr CRAZY! Do the Trum-pump-um Trum-pum-pa-dum Trum-pa-dum-pa-dum The Trump Hump! Everybody jump, I shit Golden Dump! Everybody hold! I turn shit into gold! Everybody jump, STOP!
All that humping got me tired, you, come here, yeah you, you're fired! You're fired, you're fired, you're fired, you're fired, YOU'RE FIRED! Cause I'm Donald J. Trump!
Make America great again! Make America great again! Yes we can! Make America great again! Yes we can, make America great again!
Making Of Footage: Gašper Medved, Lev Predan Kowarski, Klemen Slakonja Editing: Davor Jolič, Miha Knific, Klemen Slakonja
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja & Pier (Petar Bajan) Trumpet & Accordion: Igor Matkovič Strings: Martin Bezjak Music production: Pier (Petar Bajan) Mastering: Martin Bezjak
Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific Director of Photography: Lev Predan Kowarski Costume designer: Tina Bonča Make up artist: Tina Lasič Andrejevič Choreography: Željko Božič Stuntman: Tim NuÄ Set design: Majki & Srečko Čoragič Postproduction / VFX: Erik Margan Editing: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Colorist: Matej Pevec Production manager: Andrej Zupanec Producers: Miha Knific, Klemen Slakonja Executive producer: Klemen SlakonjaFirst Rehearsal of Putin, Putout (#TheMockingbirdMan by Klemen Slakonja)Klemen Slakonja2016-03-17 | The very first rehearsal of Putin, Putout music video with demo music, shot in november 2015. http://www.klemenslakonja.com Download on iTunes: goo.gl/9e6g4e instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja Download on Loudr: http://full.sc/2205JIELearn the Choreography - Putin, Putout /#TheMockingbirdMan by Klemen Slakonja/Klemen Slakonja2016-03-16 | Dance Tutorial Klemen Slakonja and Željko BožiÄ in their first choreography rehearsal show you how to dance the Putin, Putout dance. http://www.klemenslakonja.com Download on iTunes: goo.gl/9e6g4e klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja Download on Loudr: http://full.sc/2205JIEVladimir Putin - Putin, Putout (The Unofficial Russian Anthem) by Klemen SlakonjaKlemen Slakonja2016-02-27 | Subscribe & ring the 🔔 to never miss a new video! http://www.klemenslakonja.com Vladimir Putin made and played by Klemen Slakonja
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Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja & Pier (Petar Bajan) Trumpet & Accordion: Igor Matkovič Strings: Martin Bezjak Music production: Pier (Petar Bajan) Mastering: Martin Bezjak
Screenwriters: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Director: Miha Knific utopia-film.net Director of Photography: Lev Predan Kowarski Costume designer: Tina Bonča Makeup artist: Tina Lasič Andrejevič Choreography: Željko Božič Stuntman: Tim Nuč flipping-art.com Set design: Majki & Srečko Čoragič Postproduction / VFX: Erik Margan Editing: Klemen Slakonja, Miha Knific Colorist: Matej Pevec Production manager: Andrej Zupanec Producers: Miha Knific, Klemen Slakonja Executive producer: Klemen Slakonja
Vladimir Putin - Putin, Putout
(Verse 1) Harasho, harasho I run this freakin' show You think I can't speak English? There's nothing I don't know I know that World War III nobody wants to see So please, EU and USA, don't mothersuckers mess with me Ooooh Yes I Ken Cause I'm the president with the greatest plan To make my Mother Russia number 1 again And by the way, I hit better than Jackie Chan I'm gentleman
(Prechorus 1) Do you want peace, or you wanna piece of me? I got gas, you see Don't play games with me You want my gas? Well, you can kiss my ass When I play chess, be quiet Or eat my Pussy Riot!
Putin, Putout Hey! Putin, Putout Hey! Putin, Putout, Putout, Putin, Putout, Putin, Putin, Putout Putin, Putout Hey! Putin, Putout Messin' with Putin Hey, hey! Is a sin!
(Verse 2) It's great to be president of the biggest country You can have Winter Olympic Games in 40 degrees And by the way, Eurovision is so gay Just please don't take my soccer World Cup 2018 away! I sang for charity La, la And tranquilized a tiger on a killing spree Bang bang I fight terrorism with my big army I am nice Why, oh why can't I get a Nobel Peace Prize?!
(Prechorus 2) Do you want peace, or you wanna piece of me? I got gas, you see Don't play games with me You want my gas? Well, you can kiss my ass If you are a prick, suck my Moby Dick!
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja, Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Zadžuskaj
Depra, safr, beda, to ni to. Ko surfam po netu, postane mi slabo. Bruh. Folk je zagrenjen, vsem je čist vseen, eh, eh, svet je čist gnil, mama, jaz bi pil! Ena sama je mama, ki pozna recepte vse, iz čisto prave ljubezni, me tole naučila je:
"V lajfu rabiš deci vode, ker je vir življenja in pa deci džusa, ker je v lajfu treba džuskat!"
Deci, deci, deci, deci!
Zadžuskaj, ne čaki na maj, zadžuskaj, tu in zdaj, zadžuskaj, to the sky! Zadžuuuuuuuuuskaj, boli te kita, ja pa kaj!
Ko zadžuskam vse mačkice so nore name: najstnice, milfice in stare mame! Da ne bo pomote, ne delam vam za džus reklame, ampak za lajfstajl - jaz džuskam zate in ti zame! Ni panike, če ti kdo reče, da si kreten, ni panike, take it easy, ohladit se pejt v bazen.
Saj v lajfu rabiš deci vode, ker je vir življenja in pa deci džusa, ker je v lajfu treba džuskat!
Deci, deci, deci, deci!
Zadžuskaj, ne čaki na maj, zadžuskaj, tu in zdaj, zadžuskaj, to the sky! Zadžuuuuuuuuuskaj, boli te kita, ja pa kaj!
Depra, safr, beda, to ni to. Ko vidim svojo profilko na Fejsu, postane mi slabo. Bruh. "Dej no pejt v svet, ne sam na netu viset." Hej, deci, deci, hej, babe babe, hej, vsi piflarji in barabe! Poslušte, SESŽ - Samo Enkrat Se Živi, Facebook, Twitter dejmo, zadžuskajmo vsi!
Deci, deci, deci, deci!
Zadžuskaj, ne čaki na maj, zadžuskaj, tu in zdaj, zadžuskaj, to the sky! Zadžuuuuuuuuuskaj, boli te kita, ja pa kaj!
Zadžuskaj, ne čaki na maj, zadžuskaj, tu in zdaj, zadžuskaj, to the sky! Zadžuuuuuuuuuskaj, boli te kita, ja pa kaj!
Video production: Idejalisti facebook.com/idejalisti?fref=ts Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Director of Photography: Peter Prevec 2nd Camera: Dominik Istenič Assistant: Uroš Knez Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Special Effects: Erik Margan Color Correction: Tamir Gostiša Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup Artist: Luka Luka Simšič Costume Designer: Nataša Recer Prop Manager: Žiga Birsa Choreographers: Klemen Slakonja, Erik Bukovnik, Matic Zadravec Special thanks to: Studio Ritem (dancing school), Rollbar - karting center BTC LjubljanaModrijani feat. Klemen Slakonja - Gromska strelaKlemen Slakonja2014-06-13 | Modrijani zaigrajo mojo Gromsko strelo klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja
Gromska strela (K.Slakoja/K.Slakonja/M.Bezjak)
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježeÅ¡na, da bi te koklja brcnila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, Äe ne znaÅ¡ lepo preklinjati!
S fanti igramo povsod naokrog, za telo zna to bit vÄasih Å¡ok. VÄeraj zveÄer sem bil utrujen zelo, zaspal na zmenek s svojo piÅ¡kico. Zjutraj, ko konÄno sem se prebudil, takoj sem ji odgovoril. PiÅ¡ka, oprosti, saj veÅ¡ da mam te rad, vÄeraj paÄ sem Å¡el že s kurami spat.
O, je bella cesta, narobe razumela je, s kurami nisem mislil na druge piškice. Piška pokazala nobenih ni manir, in preklinjala je kot hudir.
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježeÅ¡na, da bi te koklja brcnila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, Äe ne znaÅ¡ lepo preklinjati!
PiÅ¡ka, piÅ¡ka, daj preklinjaj po slovensko ti, Äe že moraÅ¡ preklinjati ti ti ti ti. Ni mi mar zato, da piÅ¡ka rada mi kaj da, Äe preklinja kot da z juga je uÅ¡la.
Najmanj kar želim si jaz od svoje piÅ¡kice, je to, da me poÅ¡ilja tja v genitalije. Äe bi hotla Å¡e naprej ti moja, moja bit, poslat me ne bi smela v rit.
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježeÅ¡na, da bi te koklja brcnila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, Äe ne znaÅ¡ lepo preklinjati!
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježeÅ¡na, da bi ti krava crknila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, Äe ne znaÅ¡ lepo preklinjati, Äe ne znaÅ¡a lepo preklinjati!
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja, Martin Bezjak
Un, dos, tres! Pravijo, da sem lisiÄka (ex Foxy Teen), da imam rdeÄa liÄka (niÄ kriv ni vin). Pravijo, da lep mam stas (ulala) in kot gusar nizek glas. Arrrr! Pravijo, da pojem kot mutirana siniÄka in da rada mam slovenskega ptiÄka. Ko mi prileti izza grmiÄka, z njim imela bi mladiÄka.
Punce rade mamo slovenske fante, najraje takrat, ko sleÄejo si gvante. Rade mamo junake zgoraj brez, to v nas povzroÄi potres. Un dos tres!
Hojladrija žagarija, žagajva moj dragi! O, dragi, ne omagi, skupi z mano zdej zažagi! NajboljÅ¡a na svetu je Äaga, ko vam poje Lady Žaga!
Punce rade mamo Slovence - Primorce, Štajerce, Dolenjce in celo Gorenjce. Važno je, da fant ma vamp, ni treba, da je Donald Trump. Rade velike mamo viktorje in gonge, fante poslušamo prepevat (jujujuhu) slovenske songe, saj rade mamo veselice, za manjšo rit pa gremo v toplice.
Punce obožujemo fante mehke, drugega ne rabimo, saj nismo plehke. Un, dos, tres! Äe pa so zraven Å¡e zgoraj brez - 10. stopnja po Richterju potres! Kikirikiki!
Hojladrija žagarija, žagajva moj dragi! O, dragi, ne omagi, skupi z mano zdej zažagi!
Žigažaga poje žaga, rompompom kladivo, nizki C zadenem, a ni to zanimivo? Zakaj hodili bi v Stožice na Il divo, Äe pa jaz nastopam v vsaki vasi v živo!
Hojladrija žagarija, žagajva moj dragi, O dragi, ne omagi, skupi z mano zdej zažagi!
Hojladrija žagarija, žagajva moj dragi, O dragi, ne omagi, skupaj z mano zdej zažagi! Un, dos, tres, kvatro, sinko, sinko, ses, vÅ¡eÄ si mi, ko si zgoraj brez! Poljubi me!
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Ko radi ne boji se gladi, bia san gladan i prepustia se nadi. OtiÅ¡a san na more, bacia mriže i Äeka do zore. Pia san i piva za duÅ¡u, u Piranskom zaljevu uvatia skuÅ¡u! Daj kaži mi skuÅ¡a, kakve imaÅ¡ ti gene? Dali ti slovenska ili krv hrvatska teÄe kroz vene? Riba mi kaže: "Ich bin aus EU! I ako mi samo euro jedan daÅ¡, ispunin ti želju!"
Slovenci doÄite u Hrvatsku na more, naÅ¡i konobari bit Äe ljubazni. Hrvati doÄite na skijanje kod Janeza, jer sad je tu sve EU, jer sad je tu sve EU.
O, morska sirena, u EU je kriza, ako bi ajkula bia onda ja - ma sve bi izgriza! Sirena mi kaže: "Svi samo lažu, bilo bi najbolje, da lipe dvi zemlje se slažu."
O, galebi!
Hrvati i Slovenci iman ja ideju, koja bi mogla nas zauvik rišit. Možda bi tribali mi samo se udružit, jer sad je tu sve EU, jer sad je tu sve EU.
Hrvatska i Slovenija - Hrvenija. Slovenija in Hrvaška - Slovaška!
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Video production: Idejalisti facebook.com/idejalisti Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Director of Photography: Peter Prevec 2nd Camera: Dominik Istenič Other Cameras: Matjaž Pristavec (tandem instructor), Borut Erjavec, Domen Vodišek Assistant: Uroš Knez Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Color correction: Tamir Gostiša Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup artist: Luka Luka Simšič Costume designer: Nataša Recer Prop manager: Žiga BirsaKlemen Slakonja kot SoulGreg Artist - Na veliko nočKlemen Slakonja2014-04-17 | Je bella cesta, 16.4.2014, Pop tv Snemanje video spota v Križankah/Križevniški cerkvi. Informacije o najemu http://www.ljubljanafestival.si/najem-prostorov#content klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja
Na veliko noč
Pobarval sem prvi pirh, potem pa pojedel hren.Hud! Å unko narezal sem, potice zmanjkalo yeah. Na travniku sam stojim, nesreÄen sem in trpim. Rad bi zvedel le, samo in zgolj, to skrivnost, ki teži me najbolj!
KakÅ¡no vezo ma zajec z veliko noÄjo? Od kdaj zajci jajca nesejo? Jaz rad bi vnesel red v ta nori svet, na veliko noÄ!
Jajca niso veÄ kar so bila, vlada nam baterijska reja. Jajca Kinder, jajca omega 3, kam ta svet drvi? Kot butara zdaj stojim, nesreÄen sem in trpim. Gospod, kdaj mi boÅ¡ razkril, kako je zajec jajce izvalil.
KakÅ¡no vezo ma zajec z veliko noÄjo? Od kdaj zajci jajca nesejo? Jaz rad bi vnesel red v ta nori svet, na veliko noÄ!
KakÅ¡no vezo ma zajec z veliko noÄjo? Od kdaj zajci z jajci hodijo? On rad bi vnesel red v ta nori svet, na veliko noÄ!
Special guests: Sirene, Konservatorij za glasbo in balet Ljubljana
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Video production: Idejalisti facebook.com/idejalisti Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Director of Photography: Peter Prevec 2nd Camera: Matej Mitruševski Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Color correction: Tamir Gostiša Video production: Idejalisti Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup artist: Luka Luka Simšič Costume designer: Nataša Recer Prop manager: Žiga BirsaKlemen Slakonja kot Super Barbika - Delam vse, kar dela PahorKlemen Slakonja2014-04-11 | Je bella cesta, 9.4.2014, Pop tv klemenslakonja.com instagram.com/klemenslakonja facebook.com/klemenslakonja twitter.com/KlemenSlakonja
Delam vse, kar dela Pahor (K.Slakonja/K.Slakonja/M.Bezjak)
SpoÅ¡tovani! Živimo v krizi, razmere niso izi. Potrebujete junaka, z obrazom veseljaka. Narejen sem po njegovi podobi in delam vse kar zanj se spodobi. Sprogramirali so me tako, da vaÅ¡e skrbi ponesem v nebo. Kaj Å¡e Äakate? Z eno povpreÄno plaÄo si lahko me privoÅ¡Äite. Poceni sem zelo, glede na to kaj zmore moje lepo plastiÄno telo.
Sem prvi osebni heroj, kupiÅ¡ me, pokliÄeÅ¡ me, pa pridem takoj. Äe hoÄeÅ¡ skidam ti gnoj. Ker delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor.
Da ne bo pomote, ne kot Pahor Boris, paÄ pa kot tisti Pahor, ki ma miÅ¡ice kot Chuck Norris. Tako kot on sem mnenja, da je vsako delo Äastno, Äetudi plaÄano ni mastno. Vedno vem koliko je ura, 5 do 12-ih, o, manikura, pa Å¡e v solarij hip hip hura, vedno tipitipitipitipitop frizura. Kaj Å¡e Äakate? Krucefiks! Z eno povpreÄno plaÄo si lahko me privoÅ¡Äite. Poceni sem zelo. So what! Glede na to kako pometem z vso korupcijo!
Sem prvi osebni heroj, kupiÅ¡ me, pokliÄeÅ¡ me, pa pridem takoj, ne, ne, ne, ne niÄ se ne boj, ker delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor.
Pred leti govorili ste naj leti, leti, leti, leti Pahor. In zdaj leti, leti, leti na vse strani države, od žleda, do poplave.
Osebni heroj, kupiÅ¡ me, pokliÄeÅ¡ me, pa pridem takoj. Äe hoÄeÅ¡ skidam ti gnoj, ker delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor, delam vse kar dela Pahor.
Music: Klemen Slakonja Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Kar je res, je res, malo sem ga popil, veÄer je bil tak pravi, paÄ bil sem na zabavi. MaÅ¡inci se je zmeÅ¡al, popil ga nisem tolk. Zdravila jemljem moÄna, ma ne verjet jim folk. Kar ni res, ni res, kdo me je to napil?! So bli nepridipravi, ki smrdeli so po travi? Kdor pravi mi lažnivec, stopi mi direkt na živec. Vsi dobro veste, da jaz nisem pivec in ne krivec. Živemu Äloveku lahko marsikaj zgodi se, zadnjiÄ videl sem tri rise.
Država, kriva je država, ki vse nas zajebava že ves ta Äas. Država, kako smrdi država, Å¡e bolj kot ribja glava. Ma pol kar vzeli so mi izpit, gremo nekaj popit!
Kar je res, je res, ostal smo brez banan. Äe plaÄal bi Olimpiji, bil bi teleban. Forza Koper! Kar ni res, ni res, jaz sem paÄ poÅ¡tenjak. Äe to ni res, naj zdajle me premlati MiÅ¡iÄnjak. Malo sem bil pijan, a sem sedel za volan, samo pri nas je možno, da pogum je kaznovan. Jezus Kristus vemo da od mrtvih je vstal, jaz pa lahko od mrtvo pijanih.
Uprava, hvala vam uprava, da ni padla moja glava, gazda sem jaz! Država, kriva je država, ne diraj lava dok spava! In ko odprem oÄi se zdi, da se mi vrti. Ko odprem oÄi se zdi - nasnifal sem se soli.
Kar je res, je res, pustite genija. Name horda bebcev norih se grdo je spravila. Kar ni res, ni res.
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
My name is Goran Dragić. And I'm point guard for Phoenix Suns. I mean Miami Heat ;)
I was born and raised in capital of Slovenia, try to pronounce it - it's called [lyoo-BLYAH-nah]! Slovenian language I think so it's very hard, I think so you can only learn it if you are smart. Try it! Kot mulc vstajal sem ob treh ponoč, da bi gledal Steva Nasha, nikol si nisem mislu da tud jaz zaslužu bom tolk keša. V Ameriki so najprej govoril mi Goran Tragic, jaz pa vseskozi verjel sem v svoj magic. Zdej v NBA mi rečejo the Dragon, zmaj, ko v meni prebudi se, pazi ogenj, piči zdaj!
Goran, Gorane, ti najbolji si plejmejker u NBA, brži od ptice, padaju trice. Dragon, Dragone, MVP i All-Stare. Volim i ljubim te, iako ti si iz Slovenije.
Boril sem se, da pršu sem do sem kjer sem zdaj. Občutek mam, kot da živel bi nekakšen raj. Poročil sem se in dobil sem sina. Who's your daddy? Pa še ekipa igra kot ena velika družina. Kljub temu pa pogrešam fante iz reprezentance, v Phoenixu mi moja Maja skuha kdaj tud žgance, zato ker rad mam vse, vse kar je slovensko, sploh pa navijače, ki navijajo peklensko. Zdej v NBA mi rečejo the Dragon, zmaj, ko v meni prebudi se, pazi ogenj, piči zdaj!
Goran, Goran naš, ti, ti, ti najboljši si na svetu naš košarkaš, hitrejši od ptice, padajo trice. Ljubim te, vse ti dam, res si fant od fare za ožent. Da si All-Star ve tud Kevin Durant!
Gogi, volim te jer ti imaš kao ja ć mekani. Volimo te svi! Ljubimo te vsi! Iako nismo mi zemljaci.
Gogiiiiiiiii!
Goran Gorane, ti najbolji si plejmejker u NBA, brži od ptice, padaju trice. Dragon, Dragone, MVP i All-Stare. Volim i ljubim te, iako ti si iz Slovenije. Goran, Goran naš, ti, ti, ti najboljši si na svetu naš košarkaš, hitrejši od ptice, padajo trice. Ljubim te, vse ti dam, res si fant od fare za ožent. Da si All-Star ve tud Kevin Durant! Gogiiiiiii! Tvoji nasprotniki so bogi! ------------------ English translation:
My name is Goran Dragić. And I'm point guard for Phoenix Suns. I was born and raised in capital of Slovenia, try to pronounce it, it's called [lyoo-BLYAH-nah]. Slovenian language I think so it's very hard, I think so you can only learn it if you are smart. Try it! As a kid I woke up at 3 AM to watch Steve Nash, I never thought that I would as well earn that much cash. In America at first they called me Goran Tragic, but I always believed in my magic. Now in NBA they call me the Dragon - Zmaj, when it awakes inside me, beware of the fire, hit it now!
Goran, Gorane, you're the best playmaker in NBA, faster than a bird, raining three-pointers. Dragon, Dragone, MVP and All-Star, I adore you and love you, even though you're from Slovenia.
I fought very hard to reach this point, and now it feels like living in a paradise. I got married and I got a son, -Who's your daddy? and the team plays like one big family. But despite all that I miss the guys from the national team, in Phoenix my Maja sometimes makes me žganci, because I love everything, everything that is Slovene, especially the fans, who cheer like hell. Now in NBA they call me the Dragon - Zmaj, when it awakes inside me, beware of the fire, hit it now!
Goran, our Goran, you, you, you are our best basketball player in the world, faster than a bird, raining three-pointers. I love you and give you everything I've got, You truly are a heck of a guy, a perfect man to marry. Even Kevin Durant knows you're an All-Star.
Gogi, I love you because you have soft ć, just like me. We all adore you. We all love you. Even though we're not from the same country. Gogiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! Željko, Modrijani, take over!
Goran, Gorane, you're the best playmaker in NBA, faster than a bird, raining three-pointers. Dragon, Dragone, MVP and All-Star, I adore you and love you, even though you're from Slovenia. Goran, our Goran, you, you, you are our best basketball player in the world, faster than a bird, raining three-pointers. I love you and give you everything I've got, You truly are a heck of a guy, a perfect man to marry. Even Kevin Durant knows you're an All-Star. Gogiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii! We feel pity for your opponents!
Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Music: Klemen Slakonja, Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Video production: Idejalisti Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Director of Photography: Peter Prevec 2nd Camera: Matej Mitruševski Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Color correction & special effects: Tamir Gostiša Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup artists: Luka Luka Simšič, Zoja Tavčar Costume designer: Nataša Recer Prop manager: Žiga Birsa
S fanti igramo povsod naokrog, za telo zna to bit včasih šok. Včeraj zvečer sem bil utrujen zelo, zaspal na zmenek s svojo piškico. Zjutraj, ko končno sem se prebudil, takoj sem ji odgovoril. Piška, oprosti, saj veš da mam te rad, včeraj pač sem šel že s kurami spat.
O, je bella cesta, narobe razumela je, s kurami nisem mislil na druge piškice. To se le tako reče! Piška pokazala nobenih ni manir, in preklinjala je kot hudir.
Raje preklinjaj tako!
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježešna, da bi te koklja brcnila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, če ne znaš lepo preklinjati!
Piška, piška, daj preklinjaj po slovensko ti, če že moraš preklinjati ti ti ti ti. Ni mi mar zato, da piška rada mi kaj da, če preklinja kot da z juga je ušla.
Najmanj kar želim si jaz od svoje piškice, je to, da me pošilja tja v genitalije. Genitalije! Če bi hotla še naprej ti moja, moja bit, poslat me ne bi smela v rit.
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježešna, da bi te koklja brcnila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, če ne znaš lepo preklinjati!
Porka špinača!
Gromska strela, pismo rosno, prmejdunej, ježešna, da bi ti krava crknila! Gromska strela, pismo rosno, pojdi v maloro ti, če ne znaš lepo preklinjati!
Ne maram piške, ki iz ust besede grde ji letijo, če kljunček njen preklinja grdo, jaz rečem ji adijo. Z mano strinja se tudi Modri Jan. 300 kosmatih podgan! Sam en poljub mi dej v slovo, potem pa marš v pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi pi.
Music: Klemen Slakonja Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Video production: Idejalisti facebook.com/idejalisti?fref=ts Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Director of Photography: Peter Prevec 2nd Camera: Matej Mitruševski Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup artist: Luka Luka Simšič, Zoja Tavčar Costume designer: Nataša Recer Props: Žiga Birsa
Božična smrekica stoji, na njej se vse blešči, a kje si ti? Sem jaslice postavil, vse sem pripravil. Ko pomislim me zmrazi, rodil v hlevčku si se tiste noči, ko zvezda repatica obsijala je Betlehem. 2014 let po tem, kako gledaš na ta svet ne vem, ko se spustil boš spet med nas na sodni dan, verjetno boš obstal kot vkopan.
A boš prišel med nas v sandalčkih, a boš še vedno nosil dolgo belo haljo, a boš imel brado, brke, dolge lase, tako kot nekoč tudi čudežno moč?
Kako bi se počutil, če bi prišel v ta naš sodobni svet? Bi se lahko vklopil? Bi lahko naučil se tko živet? Bi te ganile božične pesmi, ki pretiravajo s kraguljčki, bi te ganil Last Christmas, čeprav Georgeu Michaelu všeč so lulčki?
Bi te vsakdanje malenkosti spravljale v skrbi? Saj tudi ti krvav pod kožo si "Marija pomagej mi!"
Če rad bi na pomoč poklical svete tri kralje ali modre može, naj te razočaram - Modrijani vse termine majo zasedene.
Jezus Kristus, kak smo žejni, Jezus Kristus, kak smo žejni, Jezus Kristus, kak smo žejni, pa nam nč ne dajo pit, pa nam nč ne dajo pit!
Bi se ti dalo vodo v vino spremenit?
Jezus Kristus, kok smo žejni, žejni boljšega sveta. Jezus Kristus,srečen božič, naj živi Slovenija!
Jezus Kristus,superstar, odreši, reši nas in bodi car! Jezus Kristus, božji sin, pridi in naredi nam iz vode vin! Jezus Kristus,srečen božič, naj živi Slovenija!
Vse najboljše, Jezus Kristus!
Music: Klemen Slakonja Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Ulala, kako je vroče v škatli tej. Ulala, s teboj bi ljubil se čimprej. Ojej! Lepe oči, lep nasmeh, vse to mam, vse tebi dam, seveda, če me kupiš. Če me zdaj takoj odneseš tjale na blagajno, zraven dobiš še plastično kolajno. Čestitam, da kupila si ljubimca iz plastike, ki dobro ve, kaj rade majo ženske vse. Sem plastičen in zato fantastičen! Imam svoj stil, ne oblačim se v polivinil. Priznaj, da nikoli do zdaj kitajska plastika ni bla tako zapeljiva.
Biceps, triceps, hrbet širok, six pack, če hočeš glas visok al globok. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? Imaš najboljšega plastičnega J.E.B.A.Č.A.
Ne samo, da odlično ljubim se, imam še številne druge fufufunkcije. Lahko ti dvorim kakorkoli si želiš, če zamižiš, boš mislila da z Bieberjem ležiš. O baby, o baby, o baby, o baby, baby u, stisni se k svojemu plastičnemu Modrijanu, ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti ti moja rožica, o kako napeta je tud tvoja kožica. Imam kar nekaj prednosti, hkrati delam tri stvari, tega ne zmore moški iz mesa in krvi Plačilo s kartico je je z mano enostavnejše - vzameš jo, preposto potegneš, pa je! Kačing! Obvladam pedikuro, manikuro, depilacijo, obvladam CPP, ne dela mi težav bočno parkiranje. Peljem na večerjo te. Peljem tud v disko te. Zlikam kar zmečkano je. I love you, te quiero mucho, je t'aime, ljubim te. Naj bo dan, naj bo noč, pridem k lubci na pomoč, saj narjen sem bil za to, da ljubim se s teboj, samo kopalnico pobrišem še, pa bom takoj.
Biceps, triceps, hrbet širok, six pack, če hočeš glas visok al globok. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? Imaš najboljšega plastičnega J.E.B.A.Č.A.
Biceps, triceps, hrbet širok, six pack, če hočeš glas visok al globok. Voulez-vous coucher avec moi (ce soir)? Imaš najboljšega plastičnega J.E.B.A.Č.A. O ja!
Music: Klemen Slakonja Lyrics: Klemen Slakonja Arrangement: Martin Bezjak Music production: Martin Bezjak
Video production: Idejalisti facebook.com/idejalisti?fref=ts Screenwriter: Klemen Slakonja Director: Nikolaj Vodošek Editing: Mitja Mitruševski Organizer: Katja Goljat Makeup artist: Luka Luka Simšič Costume designer: Nataša Recer Props: Žiga Birsa