Kristen Schaal and the Relativity of Time & Collarbones with Trixie and Katya | Bald & the Beautiful Trixie & Katya 2025-06-03 | Lords, Ladies, and Theydies! By royal decree and under the ever-watchful eye of our potentate and monarch King Emmanuel Podcast IV, Esq. — prepare thyselves for a presence most prodigious and profound! Now entering the Bald & Beautiful Grand Hall of the Dolls...we present to you: the Duchess of Deadpan, the Empress of Eccentricities, the undisputed Queen of Comedy, KRISTEN SCHAAL!Follow Kristen: @k.schaal and check out Kristen's podcast at: youtube.com/@TheExtraordinariansTraveling this Summer? Find exactly what you’re booking for at https://Booking.com Booking.YEAH! Book today on the site or in the app!Get the Rakuten app NOW and join the 17 million members who are already saving! Cash Back rates change daily, see https://Rakuten.com for details. Your Cash Back really adds up! This episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at https://Betterhelp.com/BALD and get on your way to being your best self!To get 6 bottles of wine for $39.99, head to https://NakedWines.com/BALD and use code BALD for both the code AND password!If you’re planning a trip this year, consider hosting your home on Airbnb while you’re away. Your home might be worth more than you think! Find out how much at: https://Airbnb.com/hostFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipsYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comIf you like the show, telling a friend about it would be amazing! You can text, email, Tweet, or send this link to a friend: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: https://trixieandkatyalive.comTo order your copy of our book, "Working Girls", go to: https://workinggirlsbook.comTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: https://www.trixiemotel.com Listen Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast Follow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.com/ Facebook: facebook.com/trixiemattel Instagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattel Follow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.com/Facebook: facebook.com/welovekatya/ Instagram: instagram.com/katya_zamo Twitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo About the Podcast: The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya features a pair of grizzled gay ghouls sitting on chairs, holding microphones, and discussing their fabulous lives in Tinseltown. (featuring occasional forays into movies, television shows, and air-conditioning) The New York Times called them models, moguls, actors, influencers, drag queens, RuPaul's Drag Race contestants, and even humanoids. If one thing can be said about these two preternaturally gorgeous queens' podcast, it's that Trixie and Katya find the sheer, unadulterated beauty of pure insanity. Tune in every week to experience the auditory pleasure that is The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya.#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Roz Hernandez Should Be More Famous | The Bald & The Beautiful Trixie & Katya 2026-09-22 | The deliciously-delightful and splendidly-spooky Roz Hernandez descends upon the studio like a Victorian apparition with gorgeous bangs, joining Trixie for a feverish symposium on ghosts, gays, and conservatives who know suspiciously too many lyrics to Wicked. Together, they peer beyond the veil to ask whether the dead are among us, and, most critically, how large Roz’s hypothetical new breasts should be before they cease being cosmetic enhancements and become federally recognized geographic features. Light a candle, powder your décolletage, and alert the Vatican's top exorcist, because this episode contains spectral entities, gay pageantry, and a conversation so eerily enchanting that you'll utterly ignore that haunted ceramic panther lamp you just got off of Ebay. To check out Roz live, head to https://www.RozHernandezTour.comTo check out her podcast "Ghosted!", head to open.spotify.com/show/4ra955RzTPKWl5VQmlXldcThat scratched up pair has done its job. Upgrade today with Zenni! Go to ZENNI dot COM slash PODCAST and use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order, plus free shipping on all US orders over sixty five dollars. The styles sell out, so don't sit on it. That's Z-E-N-N-I dot com slash PODCAST, promo code PODCAST15.bit.ly/4mdAkyCThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/bald.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
A Transcendent Poolside Smoothie Recipe | | The Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-09-15 | To fully optimize the final days of sunshine and warmth this September, wait until the afternoon is aglow with solar benevolence; the perfect time for a sun-drenched pool party and a refreshing smoothie. Bow your head for a moment of reflective silence before you blend spinach, Greek yogurt, chia seeds, and avocado into an emerald tonic expertly calibrated for softness, serenity, and superior poolside consciousness. Sip this tonic slowly beneath a gently swaying palm tree as a vintage Stylophone releases crystalline electronic frequencies into the canyon air, aligning your breath, posture, and lustrous aura. You'll quickly find that this is less a smoothie than a daily practice; a devotional union of chlorophyll, probiotics, and a deeply committed love of Tom Hanks. By the time you reach the bottom of this sacred cup, you will become not merely refreshed, but cosmically moisturized, spiritually buoyant, and perfectly prepared to face the week as though wellness itself had personally invited you.However the Fall unfolds, it just feels more personal when you book through Airbnb.Visit join.whoop.com/TBAB and get one month free on WHOOP. This show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at BetterHelp.com/bald.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Taco Bell x Polly Pocket collab when??? Trixie & Katya 2026-09-08 | Check out the full video on the p slur! patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
The Grand Imperial Jubilee of Radiance, Womanhood & Excellence | The Bald & The Beautiful Trixie & Katya 2026-09-08 | Legends tell of the final round of a combination beauty pageant/spelling bee that ceased to resemble any known human contest, but had instead become a brutal reckoning of song, dance, and cutthroat orthography. It unfolded beneath the brass chandeliers of a Holiday Inn in suburban Alabama, where the faded ballroom carpet bore mute witness to Trixie and Katya performing desperate pirouettes to stale 80s power ballads and sheepishly spelling words like "prestidigitation" while shooting glares as sharp as daggers across the stage at each other like silent declarations of mascara-drenched animosity. Outside, the interstate burned beneath the humid Southern night; inside, these two sequined titans stood at the very edge of destiny. For one impossible hour, somewhere between a broken ice machine and the complimentary continental breakfast buffet, the fate of beauty, class, and poise itself was decided by the gods of synthetic-bejeweled tiaras.Head to Ro.co/bald to get started on RoFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Does anyone care that shes here? Trixie & Katya 2026-09-08 | Check out the behind the balds tier to get access to the full video over on our p slur! patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
THIS JUST IN: The Same Parts REMIX is Out Now! Trixie & Katya 2026-09-02 | Stream The Same Parts 10th Anniversary Remix by Tatianna and Katya is out NOW everywhere you stream music!YouTube: youtube.com/watch?v=y02Sc94S4WE
All Friendship is Valid | The Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-09-01 | If we were to distill this episode into a single thesis statement, it would be the argument that friendship resides not merely in affection or proximity, but in the reciprocal recognition through which separate consciousnesses become eloquently entangled. By destroying past hierarchies of intimacy, we endeavor to redefine friendship as an existential and somewhat magical coherence between two individuals. Ultimately, friendship emerges as a profound act of allowing another consciousness to partially inhabit one’s own, primarily via stories about P-Town and descriptions of one's sexy white short-shorts.Get 40% off your first Hungryroot box PLUS get a free item of your choice in every box for life with code BALD at Hungryroot.com/BALD.Olipop, drinkolipop.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
No overhead lights please! Trixie & Katya 2026-08-25 | Get exclusive access to this video and more over on the p slur: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
Is a pigs...? Trixie & Katya 2026-08-25 | well watch the video and you decideWatch the full video over on the p slur: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
One Ring to Rule Them All | The Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-08-25 | Ladies, Theydies, and Gentlethems! Behold Trixie's newly-acquired ring of destiny: the one and only Oura Ring! A small and gleaming metallic circlet wherein the chronicles of the mortal frame are gathered and organized for those fine souls engaged in the pursuit of optimal living. Existing in the nether regions between sleep and waking, heart and breath, exertion and recovery, stress and readiness, the ring brings forth the unseen tides of the human body and lets them shine like constellations upon a midnight sky. At each new dawn this tiny oracle speaks anew; revealing when strength should be summoned, when weariness must be honored, and how the long rivers of rest, movement, and strain may guide its bearer toward greater wisdom over the mysterious organic realm within. And to place this sparkling halo into another’s hand in the act of gift-giving is to grant yet one more enchantment: a recurring subscription whose revelations, like the turning of the seasons and the inexorable hand of fate upon one’s credit card, return faithfully again and again each and every month.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
The Ballad of Merrily and Bob | The Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-08-18 | From a nameless wind-swept Midwest town came Merrily, an innocent creature bound for Hollywood beneath a horrible perm, her face entombed in pancake makeup thick enough to withstand the California sun. Into Bob Barker’s glittering Price is Right kingdom she strode. The lights blinded her as she sauntered past rows of mustachioed men in enormous collars and women tucked into high-waisted brown slacks that seemed engineered to repel both fashion and human affection. The gods of Plinko and Pontiac had written her name upon the heavens, for as she bid upon refrigerators, dinette sets, and speedboats, she was clearly destined to become a gameshow legend. Finally, Merrily reached the Showcase Showdown, her perm blazing like a thunderhead, and with one sacred spin seized victory from the grasp of fate, returning to the cornfields forever crowned in avocado appliances and the terrible majesty of retail price.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Welcome to the stage Mara Wanna! Trixie & Katya 2026-08-11 | Join us on patreon!patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
We Finally Explain Art | The Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-08-11 | Art, to us beautiful biological women, is the residue produced when consciousness attempts to impose intelligibility upon the otherwise rudimentary foundation of existence. It's a beautiful and occasionally difficult transformation through which sensation, memory, and desire are alchemized into a new state of being that endeavors to comprehend reality. Art occupies that mythical space between revelation and perception, where the observer engages in an effort to fully grasp their brain's interpretive architecture, even when it's painfully obvious that journey is a fool's errand. In summation, art is perhaps best understood not as beauty, expression, or even meaning, but as an endless negotiation between the ineffable and the intelligible. Also, sometimes a big table is just a big table. Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoCheck out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaCheck out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Pump it up! Trixie & Katya 2026-08-11 | To see more behind the scenes check out our patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
she got full body chills Trixie & Katya 2026-08-11 | for the full video check out our patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
Some Like It Hot & Flaky | Bald & The Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-08-04 | Hey there, homemakers: why serve your hungry brood another dreary, bare-faced supper when the smart modern cook can tuck beef, chicken, ham, veggie dogs, Cyclospora-laden lettuce, and even yesterday’s leftovers into a snug little blanket of golden, buttery, feather-flaky pastry? With one gay whirl of the rolling pin, you can turn an ordinary Tuesday meal into an Atomic Age taste sensation that makes Junior clean his plate, Sis sit up straight, and your hard-working hubby forget the traffic, the boss, and that third highball with his mistress at Grand Central Station. So wrap it, crimp it, pop it into the oven, and serve your family a piping-hot parcel of domestic triumph, because nothing says “Welcome home, dear!” like concealing an entire dinner inside several hundred calories of shortening.Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo check out our Patreon: / trixieandkatya To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: https://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautiful...If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: https://thebaldandthebeautiful.superc...To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.com#TrixieMattel #KatyaZamo #BaldBeautiful
Mitch, Please...Drop That Beat. #baldbeautiful #trixiemattel #katyazamo Trixie & Katya 2026-07-29 | Where's Mitch? #baldbeautiful #trixiemattel #katyazamo
Watch for the transformation Trixie & Katya 2026-07-28 | stay for the wiggle at the end!Full video over on: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
Wear Your Virtue, Broadcast Your Bouquet | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-07-28 | We here at Bald, LLC are proud to present: "The Essence of Consequence," our ultra-natural deodorant lovingly compounded from Icelandic aloe, pulverized cedar bark, ceremonial Scottish peat, and the pollen from downtown Los Angeles sidewalk dandelions. We take this proprietary blend and strain it through a used pair of nylons from our 2022 live tour, and we do it all without a single vulgar ingredient proven to work in any way whatsoever, as ethics can't scientifically prevent perspiration or odor. Each artisanal swipe transforms your underarm into a thriving, biodiverse wetland, allowing you to greet the day with the moral serenity of someone who has personally defeated chemistry and the sinister concept of “smelling fresh." Because let's face it: feeling good about what you wear is important, even when wearing it is an olfactory assault to all those within twenty feet of you.Ready to upgrade your home for way less? To shop all things home and get your space ready for less, head to: https://Wayfair.comTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDFind the functional gummy that matches exactly what mood you're looking for! Use promo code BALD when you check out to save 20% on your first order at: mood.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo* To check out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya* To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT* To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT* Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast* If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com* To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tour* To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
The biggest decision.... Trixie & Katya 2026-07-28 | mama, the eye shadow! Check out our patreon for the full video :-) patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
The struggles of a shared workspace #baldbeautiful #katyazamo #trixiemattel Trixie & Katya 2026-07-28 | New behind the balds episode out tomorrow 7.28!
The Magic of Movements with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-07-21 | Across the porcelain provinces of our human experience, each soul leaves behind its own small testament; some solemn and substantial, with others fleeting as a whispered flush under the gentle glow from a nightlight. There are movements of grandeur, movements of haste, movements that arrive with operatic thunder. And then there are those shy little passages that scarcely trouble the waters below. The majesty of these movements is that all belong to the same mysterious intestinal symphony called life. Let us therefore abandon judgment at the bathroom door, accepting that no two constitutions are alike and that dignity may be found even in our most private acts of gastrointestinal release. For when we honor the full spectrum of what moves through us, we cease straining against one another and enter, at last, a gentler world of movement harmony.Need a website or domain? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALDThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. Start online therapy today! Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo* To check out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya* To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT* To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT* Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast* If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com* To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tour* To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Beyonces Commercial Electrical Work Is Awful #baldbeautiful #trixiemattel #katyazamo Trixie & Katya 2026-07-19 | Beyonce's Commercial Electrical Work Is Awful #baldbeautiful #trixiemattel #katyazamo
Work besties Trixie & Katya 2026-07-14 | Check out our blossoming friendship on the p slur:patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
Its all corrupt girl Trixie & Katya 2026-07-14 | Check the full video on the p slur!patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
Class is in Session Trixie & Katya 2026-07-14 | Come see us teach the children over on the p slur! patreon.com/c/trixieandkatya
Commuter? I Hardly Know Her! with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-07-14 | The City of Los Angeles, in the full radiance of its civic wisdom and an ambition matched only by its bewildering infrastructure, proudly announces the inauguration of a new subway line connecting the private residence of Trixie Mattel to a long-abandoned shopping mall near MacArthur Park. Conceived without regard for ridership, urban necessity, fiscal prudence, or the travel needs of any other living person, this gleaming subterranean artery shall deliver Ms. Mattel from her front door to the silent food court with unprecedented speed, dignity, and municipal extravagance. Though this monumental achievement will benefit no commuter, neighborhood, business, or public institution whatsoever, Los Angeles takes immense pride in having finally created a transit system that works perfectly for one skinny legend.To see if you qualify for GLP-1 medications using Ro's free insurance checker, go to: https://Ro.co/BALDIf your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! For 15% off your first order, use code PODCAST15 at: https://Zenni.com/PODCASTYou’re going to love Hungryroot as much as we do! For a limited time get 40% off your first order PLUS get a free item in every box for life by using code BALD at: https://Hungryroot.com/BALDGet a free can of Olipop! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Just go to: drinkolipop.com/BALDDon’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp! Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDTry Mood's incredible line of cannabis gummies! Save 20% off your first order with promo code BALD at: https://Mood.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo* To check out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya* To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT* To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT* Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast* If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com* To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tour* To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Katya Says Hi to Maria Bamford #baldbeautiful #katyazamo #trixiemattel Trixie & Katya 2026-07-09 | Katya Says "Hi" to Maria Bamford #baldbeautiful #katyazamo #trixiemattel * Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast
Maria Bamford Can Bomb Anywhere, So Why Drive? with Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Trixie & Katya 2026-07-07 | Once upon a time in a magical far-off land, Trixie Mattel, the undisputed Royal Duchess of Drag, believed herself to be best friends with Maria Bamford, the realm's undeniable Queen of Comedy. Having followed her through every enchanted television program and neighborhood comedy special, the parasocial relationship grew and grew like a magical beanstalk. Although Trixie had adored her from afar for twenty years, the two had never met until fate summoned them to a mystical Burbank podcast studio, where together they feasted upon ceremonial donuts from Maria’s legendary 9:00am comedy court. And thus their imaginary friendship became real at last, proving that even the grandest fairy tales may come true, provided the castle is less than two miles from Maria's home.Go see Maria Bamford live! Head to: mariabamford.com/Check out Maria on Instagram! Head to: instagram.com/mariabamfordcomedyTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDHead to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain by going to: https://www.Squarespace.com/BALDDon’t let stigma stand in the way of support. Start therapy with BetterHelp! Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo* To check out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya* To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT* To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT* Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast* If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com* To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tour* To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Balds go shopping! Trixie & Katya 2026-06-30 | We're on patreon! Join the 'Behind the Bald' tier to get exclusive access to the full video! Ad free ! patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya
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Ten Queens, Five Suitcases, No Dignity: All Stars Season 2 with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-06-30 | Dim the lights, dear podcast friends, and settle in for a delightful tale. In a world where no cohesive thought process exists for long, two drag queens sat before their microphones in a Pepto-Bismol-hued studio and caused such merry confusion that even the producer could not help but guffaw. In this colorful void, the queens told their listeners about a secret Patreon kingdom filled with bonus tales, extra chatter, and all manner of delightful nonsense for their most loyal subjects. Before long, they began remembering the day one of them appeared on RuPaul’s Drag Race All Stars Season 2, arriving with an air of hope, optimism, and the undeserved courage of a knight entering an enchanted castle. And so the recording continued in cheerful disorder, until they had somehow transformed an ordinary afternoon into a golden tale of friendship, foolishness, and comedy gold. To check out their royal Patreon, simply head to: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatyaPatio season is here and these deals won’t last! Get your outdoor space ready for way less at: https://Wayfair.comTry Mood's incredible line of cannabis gummies! Save 20% off your first order with promo code BALD at: https://Mood.comGet a free can of Olipop! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Just go to: drinkolipop.com/BALDPatients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved and support Planned Parenthood, text UPDATE to 22422Listen to Heads Will Roll: Heir Apparent, available now on Audible! To start listening today, go to: https://Audible.com/headswillrollseriesTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/baldFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_Zamo* To check out our Patreon: patreon.com/cw/trixieandkatya* To watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYT* To check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYT* Don’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcast* If you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.com* To check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tour* To check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Robby Hoffman is Aggressively Kind with Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-06-23 | Once upon a Silver Lake lanai, beneath a moon so bright it seemed personally sponsored by comradery and friendship, Dame Trixie Mattel met Emmy-nominated comedian and actor Robby Hoffman, and before the iced drinks could sweat through their cocktail napkins, a legendary best-friendship was born. In this episode of The Bald and the Beautiful, Trixie sits down with Robby to trace the wildly improbable, yet deeply hilarious road from having almost nothing but nerve, humor, and cockroaches, to becoming a powerhouse comedian with a gorgeous wife and a life so wonderful it sounds like the ending of a YA romance novel written by a semi-anxious adult. It is a joyful tale of friendship, comedy, and pure destiny, proving that sometimes the greatest adventures begin on a stained lanai.Today’s episode is sponsored by Bosco! Get tickets to her summer 2026 solo tour at dragfans.com/bosco-tour-2026, and tell her Trixie and Katya sent you!Use code 50BALD to get 50% off your first month, then 20% off for two months! Head to: https://Greenchef.com/50BALDPatients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved and support Planned Parenthood, text UPDATE to 22422To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDTo save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALDGet a free can of Olipop! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Just go to: drinkolipop.com/BALDTry Mood's incredible line of cannabis gummies! Save 20% off your first order with promo code BALD at: https://Mood.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
A Ventriloquist Love Affair with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-06-16 | Take notice, patrons of both the curious and mechanically marvelous! Two celebrated drag-queen automatons seated in comfy chairs, shall speak herein for approximately one hour via the mysterious ventriloquial arts! These painted wooden belles, done up in theatrical fashion, shall hold forth upon their recent engagements as musical jockeys of the gramophone disc, hospital patients for grievous intestinal obstructions, and those who dine on Mexican folded tortillas and sweetened frozen cream in the quaint hamlet of Franklin Village. Let us celebrate this duo's return to form, as they light up this podcast as varnished, vivacious, and vibrantly vulgar vixens fit for the bright footlights of vaudeville!To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDPatients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved and support Planned Parenthood, text UPDATE to 22422Get 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you use promo code BALD at checkout at: joindeleteme.com/BALDFor a limited time get 40% off your first Hungryroot order PLUS get a free item in every box for life. Use code BALD at: https://Hungryroot.com/BALDTry Wonderful Pistachios Chocolate Sea Salt and Chocolate Toffee today! To learn more, visit: https://WonderfulPistachios.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
You Smell Like Hospital with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-06-09 | Upon the pale and trembling threshold of a Beverly Hills hospital bed, where machines blinked like tiny frigid stars and the kingdom of Katya's body had been besieged by a cruel and venomous gastrointestinal blockade, our weary hero lay suspended between breath and utter oblivion. Death itself dared to come near, draped in her midnight robes, whispering with a grave and ancient confidence that the final curtain was about to fall. But from the ash-gray ruins of this digestive agony, from the tubes and terror and the bulbous belly of a still-defiant distended stomach, Queen Zamo rose like a blazing phoenix crowned in yellow fire, eyes bright with impossible fury and screams of bravado ringing out amongst the hospital corridors. As Katya stared into Death’s hollow, arrogant, bony face, she lifted her battered soul like a shimmering sword and declared, with the force of every dawn that had ever conquered night, “Fu** off, Miss Death. I have a podcast to record."Need a website? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: squarespace.com/BALDThis Summer, quit nicotine and stay quit! Text JOINKATYA to 88709 and sign up for EX Program today!If your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time. Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: bit.ly/3OdtU5XBefore Metabolism Ignite sells out again, control your cravings and boost your energy the natural way! For up to 65% off your order, use code BALD at: https://VeracityHealth.coTo get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALDShop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: bathandbodyworks.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Kelly Mantle and the Birth of her Comedic Voice | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-06-03 | Many people don't know when Kelly Mantle birthed her comedic stylings. This story explains the original of a true comedic genius...
Kelly Mantle Demands More Glamour and Less Clamor with Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Trixie & Katya 2026-06-02 | Like a velvet-cloaked goth privateer, Kelly Mantle strode into the podcast studio this week and set her microphone ablaze as if forged by fire in a glamorous volcano. With every story, Kelly summoned tempests of danger, glittering betrayal, and show-business Madonna-tinged treasure until the walls trembled like the hull of a ship under cannon fire. Somewhere amidst the madness, the strange legend of Denise Richards lurks in from the shadows and ascends into celebrity myth. This episode left the studio aglow with the glory of pirates, prophets, and a perfectly glazed ceremonial ham.Check out The Kelly Mantle Show at: bit.ly/TheKellyMantleShowFollow Kelly: @KellyMantleTRIXIE AND KATYA COLORING THROUGH HISTORY is out now! The perfect coloring book for people with excellent taste and a loose grasp of history. Get your copy now: prh.com/tandkcoloringthroughistoryThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDThis Summer, quit nicotine and stay quit! Text JOINKATYA to 88709 and sign up for EX Program today!If you're interested in GLP-1s, see if you qualify at: https://Ro.co/BALDGet a free can of OLIPOP! Buy any 2 cans of Olipop in store, and we'll pay you back for one! Works on single cans of any flavor, any retailer. Head to: drinkolipop.com/BALDGet 20% off your DeleteMe plan when you use promo code BALD at checkout! Head to: joindeleteme.com/BALDMillions of people rely on Planned Parenthood health centers for services like cancer screenings, wellness exams, birth control, STI tests and more. Patients shouldn’t suffer because of their laws. Our communities deserve better. To get involved, text UPDATE to 22422Follow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
A Spice Girls / Trixie Mattel Stand-Off #baldbeautiful #trixiemattel #katyazamo Trixie & Katya 2026-05-26 | A little-known tale from behind-the-scenes of Queen of the Universe starring Mel B, Trixie Mattel, and this week's guest on Bald & Beautiful, the legend himself: Leland!
Lelands How-To-Guide for Musical Excellence with Trixie | The Bald & the Beautiful w Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-05-26 | To properly record and master this episode featuring acclaimed music producer and Drag Race Rusical songwriting and composing legend Leland, first establish a controlled conversational environment in which wit, glamour, and industry expertise operate at optimal levels. Once the guest is securely introduced, permit Leland to provide calibrated insight into the mechanics of songwriting, DJing, and music production, whilst Trixie supplies approved quantities of commentary, disruption, and theatrical puns. Adjust the tonal balance as needed by increasing levity, reducing dead air, and applying a generous layer of anecdotal reverb to all discussions of pop music, creative collaboration, and never-before-heard-tea. Upon completion, the resulting episode should present as a fully mastered audio experience, combining professional tonal quality and highly-glossed podcast instability.Follow Leland: @lelandIf your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! Use code PODCAST15 for fifteen percent off your first order at: bit.ly/3OdtU5XTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDTo get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at: https://Greenchef.com/50BALDGet prepped for patio season for way less! To shop all things home, head to https://Wayfair.comTo learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarterShop the amazing Bath & Body Works "White Barn Neutrals" collection now at: bathandbodyworks.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Juno Birch Is a Little Less Blue with Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-05-19 | Once upon a time, today's exceptionally iridescent guest was twilight-blue and hidden behind a cloak of pastel azure. Now that cerulean shell has loosened, revealing shades of the full spectrum long hidden. Emerging like a butterfly from the secret cathedral of her cyan cocoon, Juno Birch arises splendid and majestic, opening her wings in a pageant of sunlit defiance and pride. Also, she tells a harrowing tale of getting food poisoning and sh*tting the bed.Follow Juno: @JunoBirchNeed a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://Squarespace.com/BALDBath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at bathandbodyworks.comSupport a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic Plus. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALDThis show is sponsored by BetterHelp. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
IMHOs Darby and Alexis Summon Charcuterie Spirits with Trixie | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Trixie & Katya 2026-05-12 | The city of Burbank was sweating secrets, and somewhere beneath the flicker of a dying neon sign, IMHO: The Podcast's Darby Lynn Cartwright & Alexis Bevels were cooking up a scheme with Katya’s name written all over it. Their plan was simple, dirty, and dressed in bad lighting: remove Katya from the equation and slide into The Bald and the Beautiful like two dames with alibis and microphones. Trixie, alone in the studio, never saw the plot curling through the room like cigarette smoke in a cheap motel lobby. Friendships are questioned, loyalties are lipstick-stained, and everyone’s wondering who really belongs under that Bald and Beautiful tinseltown spotlight. Check out Darby & Alexis' YouTube show and podcast!IMHO: The Show: youtube.com/c/IMHOTheShowIMHO: The Podcast: bit.ly/InMyHomosexualOpinionDarby IG: @darbylynncartwrightAlexis IG: @alexisbevelsTo see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, go to: https://Ro.co/BALDTo learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarterNeed a website or domain? Head to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain at: https://Squarespace.com/BALDBath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at https://bathandbodyworks.comIf you're struggling with OCD or unrelenting intrusive thoughts, NOCD can help. Book a free 15 minute call to get started at: learn.nocd.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Kristen Schaals final interview...EVER. | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-05-10 | Kristen Schaal's final interview...EVER on The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya!
Courtney Act is Eminently Keen with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful w/ Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-05-05 | In today's class, myriad topics of interest and erudition will be covered, but first we shall crack open Miss Act's Rules of Grace and Refinement Vol. 1, beginning with the phrase, “Are you keen?” The word 'keen' derives its romantic force from the ancient adjective meaning 'eager' or 'interested'. By the twentieth century, however, especially in colloquial British vernacular, “keen on” had become an informal shorthand for affection and/or erotic preference, thereby avoiding the vulgarity and bluntness of directly discussing acts of love-making. In contemporary 2026 dating parlance, “Are you keen?” has become synonymous with the more direct question, "May we at some point this evening be inside each other?" Class dismissed. There will be a quiz.To control your cravings and boost your energy the natural way, use code BALD for up to 65% off your order at: https://VeracityHealth.coTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BALDMother's Day is Sunday, May 10th and bouquets are selling out fast! To claim your Double Roses offer before they're gone, visit: https://1800Flowers.com/BALDThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. You don’t have to be on this journey alone. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDBath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at bathandbodyworks.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Thank you for Choosing Bald Airlines with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful Podcast Trixie & Katya 2026-04-28 | Ladies and gentlemen, as we taxi to the gate we'd like to thank you for choosing Bald Airlines, where every seat is first class and includes botox, estate planning, legally-binding mortuary consultation, a yacht sommelier, and a complimentary Fabergé pelvic floor egg. Please take a moment to check your overhead bins for any personal belongings, and don't forget to take your live harpist with you as you deplane. On behalf of all of us here at Bald Airlines, we hope you’ll avoid the humiliation of interacting with the proletariat and instead fly with us again very soon. Bald Airlines: Where Every Seat is First Class, Because Economy is a Hate Crime.To see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: https://Ro.co/BALDTo get fifty percent off your first month, then twenty percent off for two months, use code 50BALD at https://Greenchef.com/50BALDBath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at bathandbodyworks.comTo get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit https://Hims.com/BALDTo learn more and check out Yahoo Mail, now with planner, head to: mail.yahoo.com/overview/plan-smarterUpgrade your sleep with Boll & Branch! Get 15% off your first order plus free shipping with code BALD at: https://BollAndBranch.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Kristen Schaal and the Science of Bricked with Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful w Trixie & Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-04-21 | According to the newly-published Schaal-Zamo Compendium of Physiological Sex Stuff, "Bricked" (or "Briqued" as it is colloquially known for females) is a coordinated bio-psycho-physiologic process involving cognition, limbic activation, involuntary nervous response, and extremely localized arousal of genital tissues, primarily with, but not limited to, the Pee Pee and the Vee Vee. In males, nitric oxide is released within the corpora cavernosa, causing smooth muscle relaxation, increased arterial inflow, and the glorious phenomenon of penile tumescence, all in the hopes of attaining orgasm and ejaculation, not necessarily in that order. In females, arousal commonly includes vaso-congestion of the clitoris and labia, lubricated via plasma transudation, and the ever-so-slightly-tumescent expansion of genital and pelvic tissues. Arousal within all humans is multidimensional rather than purely genital, as it can be facilitated by both sensory input and cognition, typically when butts, boobies, purple-helmeted love warriors, and quivering mounds of sex pudding are present. In conclusion, Dr's Schaal and Zamo contend that to be bricked, is indeed, to be alive.Go to Kristen's Instagram Bio for links to the 3 L.A. shows of her play, "The Legend of Crystal Shell": instagram.com/k.schaalWay Day is THE sale to shop the best deals in home! To shop Way Day from April 25th through the 27th, head to: https://Wayfair.comTo get 15% off your first order when you use BALD at checkout, head to: zbiotics.com/BALDIf your glasses are overdue for a refresh, now is the time! To get 15% off your first order, use code PODCAST15 at: https://Zenni.com/PODCASTNeed a website? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALDTo see if you’re eligible for the new GLP-1 pill on Ro, head to: https://Ro.co/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
Bobby and the Ice Queens with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-04-14 | Premiering this Summer off off off Broadway, it's "Bobby & the Ice Queens"! From an usher at "Spider Man: Turn Off the Dark" comes the glitter-drenched fever dream no sane theater critic saw coming: a disco-soaked, high-kicking spectacle about Robert Khennady Jr., a wealthy socialite from a famous family by day, a debaucherous nose-candy-sniffing creature by night! Bobby tears through the 70s and 80s in the first act with a blizzard of Studio 54 chaos, toilet-seat-snorting bedlam, and enough raw wealth and privilege to frost the entire Eastern Seaboard. Starring Timothée Chalamet's pilates instructor as Bobby, the sheer insanity erupts into an even more deranged second act, where the stage lights blaze on a chorus line of dancing measles, a rock-tinged raw-milk gospel revival chorus, and a hellfire tap number that denounces fluoride as the very mouthwash of Satan himself! In a spectacle of pure sparkling lunacy, Bobby is swept into a torrid, torch-song love affair with a sexy brain worm so hot, so seductive, and so codependent it gets its very own curtain call. Just when the audience thinks the madness has peaked, the orchestra detonates into a scandal-soaked Central Park fantasia involving a dead bear, a city in shock, and free teriyaki bear jerky under every audience-member's seat! It is monstrous, majestic, and unapologetically unwell; just like the times we're living in. This rhinestone apocalypse of sin, camp, and scandal will leave Broadway gasping for air and begging for more. Get your tickets now!To get simple, online access to personalized, affordable care for ED, Hair Loss, Weight Loss, and more, visit: https://Hims.com/BALDSupport a balanced gut microbiome with Ritual’s Synbiotic Plus. Save 25% on your first month at: https://Ritual.com/BALDWhen you order one dozen roses from 1-800-Flowers, they’ll double your bouquet to two dozen for free! Head to: https://1800Flowers.com/BALDBath & Body Works candles not only smell amazing, but are crafted with premium, lead-free wicks for a clean, safe burn. Shop the White Barn Neutrals collection now at: bathandbodyworks.comTo shop Leesa's Spring Sale and get 20% off select mattresses PLUS an extra $50 off, use promo code BALD at: https://Leesa.comFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
An Open Letter to the Emmys with Trixie and Katya | The Bald and the Beautiful with Trixie and Katya Trixie & Katya 2026-04-07 | Dearest esteemed leadership of the National Academy of Television Arts and Sciences. We respectfully and fervently request the honor of serving as presenters for the Lead Actress category during the primetime telecast of the 2027 Emmy Awards: roles for which we have physically, cosmetically, and emotionally been preparing for our entire lives. Given the extraordinary performances from Lisa Kudrow in The Comeback and Jean Smart in Hacks, we can scarcely imagine a greater privilege than to stand at that glistening podium, maintain impeccable posture, and display our genetically-natural beauty and elegance without incident or visible flop sweat. We hereby earnestly and unapologetically plead that you include us in the live primetime ceremony, as we would approach this responsibility with reverence and solemnity, and nary a whiff of our typically-bawdy senses of humor. With deepest admiration for the Academy and operatic hope for your favorable consideration, we remain faithfully yours, Trixie Mattel and Katya Zamo; already practicing our teleprompter-reading and envelope-opening skills in preparation for your call.Stream the new Hulu Original Series The Testaments Premiering April 8 on Hulu and Hulu on Disney+! Head to: bit.ly/TheTestamentsOnHuluTheBaldAndTheBeautifulNeed a website or domain? To save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain, head to: https://Squarespace.com/BALDThis episode is sponsored by BetterHelp. When life feels overwhelming, therapy can help. Sign up and get 10% off at: https://BetterHelp.com/BALDFollow Trixie: @TrixieMattelFollow Katya: @Katya_ZamoTo watch the podcast on YouTube: http://bit.ly/TrixieKatyaYTTo check out our official YouTube Clips Channel: bit.ly/TrixieAndKatyaClipYTDon’t forget to follow the podcast for free wherever you're listening or by using this link: bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastIf you want to support the show, and get all the episodes ad-free go to: thebaldandthebeautiful.supercast.comTo check out future Live Podcast Shows, go to: trixieandkatya.com/#tourTo check out the Trixie Motel in Palm Springs, CA: trixiemotel.comListen and Watch Anywhere!http://bit.ly/thebaldandthebeautifulpodcastFollow Trixie:Official Website: trixiemattel.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@trixieFacebook: facebook.com/trixiemattelInstagram: instagram.com/trixiemattelTwitter (X): twitter.com/trixiemattelFollow Katya:Official Website: welovekatya.comTikTok: tiktok.com/@katya_zamoFacebook: facebook.com/welovekatyaInstagram: instagram.com/katya_zamoTwitter (X): twitter.com/katya_zamo#trixiemattel #katyazamo #baldbeautiful
