slowriderxcorpsBecause, seriously YouTube, this game has been out for forever, you guys love to make loops of videogame music and sounds... and forget THIS? what the fuck is wrong with you?
Serious Sam Headless Kamikaze Scream... For 15 Minutesslowriderxcorps2011-05-23 | Because, seriously YouTube, this game has been out for forever, you guys love to make loops of videogame music and sounds... and forget THIS? what the fuck is wrong with you?Lemmings Plus I - Medi 25: Wall of Wisdom MAX%? (78/80 Solution)slowriderxcorps2024-03-25 | While randomly playing through my far from complete NeoLemmix collection, every so often I'd stumble upon a thing that I would revisit every few months or so trying to figure out how the heck you're mean to even do that. This fella's Talisman (for getting 64/80) had me stumped for the longest time.
And then, in the space of one evening, I managed to go from always getting around 10+ lemmings short, all the way to 72, 8 above the target. Then insomnia caused me to think of an idea that might give me 76.
And then I came up with this.
Frameskip Lemmings is so breakable it's a complete yoke at times.TIL: Dont Play Intense Games While Tiredslowriderxcorps2023-08-12 | That had no right to take 80 minutes to pull off.
I also don't pretend to be any good at this, I'm just here for the vibes.The Sequel Nobody Asked For [ F1 23 - Braking Point 2 Full Playthrough ]slowriderxcorps2023-06-18 | TIL that the first playthrough got hard-copyright blocked and YT never told me anything about it at all. That doesn't bode well for this recording.Playtesting Not Included [ CarX Time Trail: Navaro Base A, Forwards]slowriderxcorps2022-08-08 | Of my runthrough of all the non-DLC tracks in this thing... the Gold targets for nearly all of them make no sense. They either have an overhead of at least 20 seconds or more, or in the case of the Touge track and this one, are absolutely absurd.
But while the Touge one had no means of cheesing the checkpoints, this one... well, not only is it possible, but the Targets are so absurd that it's absolutely required that you do them. And that goes for the Reverse variant too, although mercifully that one's a lot more obvious as to where you're meant to cut. This track... you have multiple ones to work out, and they're all ludicrously precise.
Because it's a Replay, no HUD to show, sadly. But basically, no visual indicator of where the next Checkpoint is outside of a line on the Minimap, which is so massively zoomed in that you often won't see it at all until you're really close (and probably going at way too fast a speed for the corner that only just appeared on it). No racing line, either.Blue Flags Be Likeslowriderxcorps2022-05-03 | Just a quicky.Polyphony Is Not Even Hiding It Anymoreslowriderxcorps2022-04-18 | Just a collection of (mostly not self-inflicted) Sophy lacking spatial awareness. Would've been longer if I hadn't deleted a few clips by accident. Thanks, PS4 Pro menu system.Groundhog Day [ iRacing Rookies: 4th Race ]slowriderxcorps2021-12-27 | Getting into this is probably going to be the worst decision I've ever made.Commentators Curse [ Guest Appearance on FTL Irie Series Tourney ]slowriderxcorps2021-05-16 | This whole event was madness, and the fact that I got called to do this despite being retired from FTL for nearly three years apparently speaks words to how resonant Insurrection was within at least some parts of the community.
I'm just glad that I was able to, in the month or two of advance warning, finished what I had started and completed Insurrection, well, completely. Now I can rest easy (and also no longer have to deal with MV fanboys because bloody hell).The Victory Lap [ Hyperspace Dogfights - Hard Boss Rush + True DMZ, and Control ]slowriderxcorps2021-03-05 | With this, the endgame of this game of games is defeated. And your final reward for doing so is by far one of the best rewards a game like this could possibly have.The Perfect Run [ Hyperspace Dogfights - No Damage Run w/ The Eye Stray ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-19 | I don't even think the gimmick of this Jet was set off even once during this.Hyperinflation [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Tail Stray ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-19 | All the money in the world and then some.
Also somewhat fitting considering what's going on right now-Party Like Its 99 [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Collar Mark II ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-18 | The true rave experience. Electric atmosphere, light shows, popcorn and fireworks. The whole shebangle.Broken Nose [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Nose Mark II ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-18 | It doesn't take much for things to snowball into something truly comical.Eye-Tracker [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win + Endless Mode w/ The Eye Mark II ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-06 | Divine retribution for getting shafted with the Pristine War Room on the first take: a run that became so ridiculous that I took it through the Endless Mode unlock sequence. And then that whole thing started on an even more ridiculous note.Bomb Da Base, Part II [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Tail Mark II ]slowriderxcorps2021-02-06 | Explosives are always a reliable solution for all your destructive tendencies. Except maybe taking out Shields. The polar opposite to FTL, then.Double Vision [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Fur MkII ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-28 | A very important run as far as unlocking things was concerned. Also features Macross Missiles in one of their advanced, but not final, forms.Warthog Noises [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Paw MkII ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-28 | When you want to win, use gun. When you want to really win, use more gun.Shooting Lasers From Our Eyes [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Eye MkI ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-24 | You can tell it's an Eye run because the running time is that much shorter than the other ships. And with this, I either move onto the MkIIs or bug Bio about how to unlock the secret Jets because Google gives no answers. That's obscure games for you.Not The Bees [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Tail MkI ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-23 | I might have really been scruffy with the final fight, but I'll take a victory on my first attempt any day of the year.Crimson Fury [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Fang MkI ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-23 | A fury so furious, that it gave me my first taste of breaking the game so hard that I ended up with bullet time. And for those curious, that hitlag is an option that you can disable or make as long or as short as you feel comfortable with.A Truly Pawful Performance [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Paw MkI ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-21 | A Jet that truly felt RNG-cursed in my hands finally gets the W after almost 20 attempts.Grabbed By The Scruff [ Hyperspace Dogfights - First Win w/ The Fur MkI ]slowriderxcorps2021-01-20 | This game is brutal.
Run was streamed on my Twitch channel, hence the poor quality.Shoestring Studios Archive: Worm Warsslowriderxcorps2020-10-04 | In today's random episode of me rediscovering things that I loved way, way back in the day, we have a small series of episodes of something that sadly was never seen to its logical conclusion. I had known that the website had become defunct for an especially long time, but I had not realised that, by some miracle, the Wayback Machine had saved almost everything from that site all the way back in 2004. Yes, the series is legitimately older than most of YT's userbase, how about that.
However, the software used to put these webisodes together is from an altogether different era of the Internet: Macromedia Shockwave. Not even Flash. As a result, I was terrified that it might not be possible to rewatch these with modern computers and their massively overcomplicated systems compared to the sub-Gigahertz processors and 20GB hard drives that were what I had to play around with on the first computer I ever personally owned. And that speaks nothing of the computers that the parents had even earlier than that: things that ran Windows 3.1 and even just DOS, and a BBC Micro even further back than that.
Miraculously, I did find the means to play the files on Windows 10 and, thus, I've uploaded the results so that they may be presented for posterity's sake. Unfortunately though, Episode 4 doesn't play through all the way, which I'm assuming is down to how the episode is unusually displayed in a 400x300 resolution at the start, compared to the 640x480 and 800x600 of everything else. My best guess is that it changes up resolution upon reaching the next scene, and unfortunately the player I have crashes upon reaches that part.
00:00 Episode One - The Little Sheep That Couldn't 05:46 Episode Two - Let's Hope You Can Swim 10:29 Episode Three - Top Gun 15:21 Episode Four - Murderer (Incomplete) 20:11 Theater - The Three Little Worms 23:54 Theater - The InterviewWang Simulator 2020 - The Imperfect Storm (Baku Time Trial, Wet, Classic, First 1:57.x on PC)slowriderxcorps2020-08-09 | Lap was (eventually) completed on a LogitechG27 by some pleb.The Box-Cutter Run [ Colin McRae Rally 2005 ]slowriderxcorps2020-02-07 | *that moment when a video you uploaded a year ago or so was unwittingly put in Private and never saw the light of day*
The main highlight of one of the most unusual streams I've done in recent memory... mostly thanks to OBS's new-fangled integrated chat window breaking and leaving me in complete silence.
Who needs a knife to break open a box when you have Lauri's backyard?Ramble with the Jamble... except not really [ DiRT Rally 2.0 ]slowriderxcorps2020-02-07 | Unfortunately, the Basement Master did not take part in the second round of what he had set up. That didn't stop me from enjoying a casual drive through the Welsh countryside and showing just how hopeless I am at this game.Emerald Ending [ Pokemon Lets Go - Vs. Green ]slowriderxcorps2018-12-07 | Honestly? This was a deeply enjoyable experience. Which is also honestly more that can be said for my time with World of Light after about three hours...
Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/slowriderxcorpsCaptain slow Vs. Concorde [ Monster Hunter Generations Ultimate - Final Story Quest ]slowriderxcorps2018-09-03 | That moment when you're really, really glad you swapped to Adept style.
Broadcasted live on Twitch -- Watch live at twitch.tv/slowriderxcorpsOut Of Control [ Gran Turismo Sport VR ]slowriderxcorps2018-06-09 | You know you're simply not cut to drive lunacy of this caliber when the atrocious AI of playing in VR Mode can keep up with you.Arms Race [ H3VR, GunNasium ]slowriderxcorps2018-05-21 | I barely have enough space in my room in order to be able to make this playable, but bloody hell am I happy that it is. While I show off a mode certain to make your arms ache like hell after running it a couple of times, the whole menu thing is the ace in the hole. It's like Meccano but with RIS rails.
As for the GunNasium, I don't think the level geometry was in agreement with the stock on the Artillery Luger. Even so, sniping with those irons was a thing. I just wish that the recording actually showed more of what I was seeing than it did, especially those early ceiling shots. Good lord.Fear Of The Dark [ DiRT Rally VR ]slowriderxcorps2018-04-22 | Swap that Fiat 131 for a Metro 6R4 and this would literally be more terrifying than anything Resident Evil has ever done.
And then make it raining as well for good measure.A New Perspective [ Gran Turismo Sport VR ]slowriderxcorps2018-04-09 | Oh my god this is trippy as fuck.
I'm not going to sugarcoat it, the screen on the PSVR is arse for visual fidelity (although I've never tried any other one to really have anything to compare it to). But... it's difficult to describe. Just watching videos of VR stuff doesn't do it any justice whatsoever. If you really want a good standpoint of how good it actually is, I'd recommend going somewhere where you can try it for yourself. Assuming those kind of demos are still around, that is.
Also not going to lie, but for a freshly-discounted £260 it could have been a lot worse.The Basil Brush Show [ Monster Hunter World ]slowriderxcorps2018-03-05 | Unfortunately, the amazing recording capacity of this console is such that the very start of this hunt got truncated. Thankfully, it was just the game arbitrarily deciding to miss my drop-point... and land me much closer to Basil than it would have.
And yes, my nickname for this guy is Basil Brush. Boom boom.Dancing with the Doggo [ Monster Hunter World ]slowriderxcorps2018-02-22 | I'm still pretty godawful at this series, I'm not going to lie.Need For Greed [ Sonic Mania, Emerald Rush as Sonic ]slowriderxcorps2017-09-02 | I blame the boss for putting me in the mindset for something like this... even if he didn't actually ask in the first place.
Hopefully this time the video doesn't drop frames like a total klutz. Also a 40 second improvement from the original recording.A Test Of Honour [ FTL:AE - StealthB Hard Mode Stream Recording ]slowriderxcorps2017-06-17 | In where I am tested to my wit's end to not use the most broken exploit in the game with the ship that most often has to resort to its use. Also with assorted other voices helping the discussion.Killing Floor 2 Weapon Inspections in Slow Motion (Descent Update, 1080p)slowriderxcorps2017-04-18 | I was going to have this include all the reload animations (both the slow + fast variations) in this as well, but these make up a long enough video already, and so it just became like this.
That, and some reload animations would visually glitch up at random and remain that way until you rebooted the game.A Guided Initiation [ Duelyst Stream Recording ]slowriderxcorps2017-03-10 | With the added assistance of someone who actually knows what they're doing most of the time.Pathfinding [ MWR Campaign Clip ]slowriderxcorps2016-10-27 | This is the first time since Black Ops 1 that a mission had glitched so badly that it forced one to have to restart the mission all over again.
And this was on Veteran too.
I swear, I won't keep torturing myself on that difficulty if it's just going to keep glitching out at random.I Think I Like This Guy [ Overwatch PotG ]slowriderxcorps2016-06-06 | Quite literally the first game I played with him, and it was, predictably, a blast.
Now if only you could get rid of the Main Menu chat without also blanking out the goddamn Kill Feed...Into The Wind Tunnel [ BallisticNG 0.3 Beta ]slowriderxcorps2016-04-19 | It's basically WipEout 3, and I'm so psyched to see its eventual release later in the year.
Also the Autopilot should be named Rave Mode.Xenophobia [ FTL Insurrection Stream Recording ]slowriderxcorps2016-04-18 | Balze helped me come up with a new layout for the KestrelB. I took it for a test drive. Well, technically two. This is what happened
-- Watch live at twitch.tv/slowriderxcorpsPocket Rocket [ FTL Insurrection - Aquilifer Ship-Mod by Gencool ]slowriderxcorps2016-03-20 | Who needs 4-man boarding?For The Glory Of Makana [ WipEout HD Fury - Meltdown Tournament on Elite ]slowriderxcorps2016-02-09 | Don't you love it when YT's definition of removing the sound from a select part of your video for one song is to mute the entire thing?Race For E-Unity [ WipEout HD Fury ] (Elgato HD60 Stress Test)slowriderxcorps2015-12-30 | Why do I find entertainment in things I am terrible at? As well as something seven years old, has almost nobody left playing it anymore and is depressingly never going to have another entry to the series ever again? Mysteries of the looniverse.This Game Has Problemsslowriderxcorps2015-11-25 | This has probably happened already, but you know.Its A Monster Mash [ Project Brutality - Doom Episode 1 Full Playthrough on UV Death Wish ]slowriderxcorps2015-09-22 | This ought to be a better stress test of amping the quality all the way to the limits. Now if only it didn't take over 13 hours to render out AND upload. I guess being an hour long didn't exactly help with that.Godhand [ FTL Insurrection - StealthC Hard Boss Fight ]slowriderxcorps2015-09-11 | http://www.ftlgame.com/forum/viewtopic.php?f=11&t=17187
So with the official Total Conversion to my trainwreck of a game rebalance finally in a state of 'completion', I had been looking for some kind of opportunity to demonstrate both it, the new weapons available, as well as a look at the one-of-a-kind 'Named' weapons.
Trust that opportunity to come in the form of sudden Michael Bay.Vintage [ ADub Dom ]slowriderxcorps2015-08-22 | Being away from a thing for months at a time really does a number to your ability to do, well, anything. Still, getting to fool about with new things is reason enough to try and jump back in to the deep end, even if only for a short while.
Also I hadn't played on this map before. Unsurprisingly, I hate it.How To Do The Mario [ ADub TDM ]slowriderxcorps2015-08-21 | I've got a massive headache, so in the meantime, have a thing from the PS4's DVR.. bloody hell, and it's nearly four months old, this round.
I don't remember exactly what went on in this game, all I remember is that I had a lot of fun doing it. Which for this game is pretty uncommon.