The Wonderbolts Band!The was the first song Galen ever wrote in the MLP fandom. He's kind of a perfectionist, which is one reason it took years to get it recorded and released. We hope you like it.
"Look at her," They said as they snickered behind her back "What a freak, with eyes that don't focus." "Always last to get it - with everypony waiting for her to catch up." "And can you call that English - your random words don't make sense!"
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she knows just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
Teacher's lounge: they've already decided on her fate. All they see is everything she can't do. "Always needs so much help; takes away the time from the other foals." "It's easier to ignore her; at least she can be quiet."
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she knows just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
All her life, people telling her what she cannot do After time, she started to believe them.
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she loves just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
The Wonderbolts Band - What Went WrongThe Wonderbolts Band!2019-04-05 | The was the first song Galen ever wrote in the MLP fandom. He's kind of a perfectionist, which is one reason it took years to get it recorded and released. We hope you like it.
"Look at her," They said as they snickered behind her back "What a freak, with eyes that don't focus." "Always last to get it - with everypony waiting for her to catch up." "And can you call that English - your random words don't make sense!"
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she knows just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
Teacher's lounge: they've already decided on her fate. All they see is everything she can't do. "Always needs so much help; takes away the time from the other foals." "It's easier to ignore her; at least she can be quiet."
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she knows just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
All her life, people telling her what she cannot do After time, she started to believe them.
And she tries to tell them she's not dumb, There's something wrong with her tongue. And she loves just as much as you, C'mon, see what she can do When you give her a chance!
I just don't know what went wrong!BRONYCON 2018The Wonderbolts Band!2018-07-14 | The Wonderbolts are going back to the biggest stage in the fandom, Bronypalooza! Catch us Saturday July 28 at 10:05PM!
Twitter: twitter.com/WonderboltsBand Bandcamp: thewonderbolts.bandcamp.com/musicThe Wonderbolts - LOVE AND TOLERANCE IS DEADThe Wonderbolts Band!2017-09-23 | What is says on the tin, with feeling this time. This is a song about Love and Tolerance and why it maybe might not be that great and stuff.Also this is our first song with synth wizard Grisgorne as an official member of the band! Completely radical.
Song Personnel: theonegalen: Guitar Musket: Guitar Audiveaux: Bass Grisgorne: Korg Minilogue Synthesizer, Organ Wootmaster: Drums, Vocals
LYRICS: Once Upon A Time in the magical land of the real world A pretty big fandom blew up on a show ostensibly made for little girls And being who we are we came up with certain memes and things to differentiate ourselves
As I've looked back over these past few handful of years This phrase folks spouted to me never really seemed sincere I mean sure it's a nice idea but once you add in the fact we're all human beings Well you know how that goes, so I say
Love and tolerance is dead I wanna find something else instead Something that's a little bit more real For me and you This is not a social revolution Of which a single model offers a single solution Some things you shouldn't tolerate Some people cannot be loved
Now don't misunderstand me I'm not saying we should all quit and jump ship To whatever flavor of the month fandom currently hip Oh no I still love these little horses and that right there'll never change Oh no it won't I just think those three little words really have dropped the ball Because as the show has taught us one size does not fit all As for what we should use instead well you're gonna have to ask someone smarter than me filly Cuz all I know is
Love and tolerance is dead I wanna find something else instead something that's a little bit more real For me and you No this is not a call to disavow This is a hoofsmack meant to drag us into now The legacy of before doesn't have to remain
Yeah the past is gone now We gotta move on now, we gotta move on The time is ours to take up the reins And rewrite all the rules I know that change can be scary But we should be wary of trotting in place And that's why I say Love and Tolerance is Dead
(Instrumental wankery)
Yeah, I know that change can be scary But we should be wary of trotting in place And that's why I say Love and Tolerance is Deeeeeaaaaauuugh
Mixed and Mastered by Blake "Clipping Adds Character" HenryIn My Head Like A Catchy Song (Reggae Rock Cover)The Wonderbolts Band!2017-08-10 | We decided to put a bit of a unique spin on the song from the latest horse episode! We tossed in some drums, cheeky reggae stabs and some soulful guitarification to bring out the Wonderbolt feel to this heartfelt song. We hope you enjoy!
Mixed and Mastered by: Blake "The Living Limiter" HenryTHE WONDERBOLTS ARE PLAYING BRONYCON!The Wonderbolts Band!2017-08-10 | We're bringing our super raw horse rock to Bronycon 2017! Friday at 8:00 at Bronypalooza! Be there or be...mare? I don't know.
LOVE AND TOLERANCE IS DEAD BRONYCON UPLOAD: youtube.com/watch?v=brusOUddwekThe Wonderbolts Band - RAINBOW (Scott Pilgrim Ponified)The Wonderbolts Band!2016-11-27 | For some reason beyond human comprehension, we decided to ponify a Scott Pilgrim song. This is our version of Threshold. Now featuring a poorly edited PMV made by the drummer!
Song Personnel: Galen: Guitar, Backing Vocals Arin: Guitar Jacob: Bass Blake "Wootmaster" Henry: Drums, Lead Vocals
Lyrics:
Alicorn Magic Princess let me have it Apart of her plan, to save the whole land And I'm finding my Rainbow Reading every book till I'm blind
My body's twitching Sun and Moon switching Teleportation around the whole nation Finding my Rainbow reading every book till I'm blind
My Rainbow My Rainbow Finding My Rainbow
I'm fighting Tirek Trying not to panic He blew up my tree, and now he's coming after me
And I'm finding my Rainbow Shooting lasers into the sky
My Rainbow From Hasbro...
Finding my Rainbow My Rainbow Finding my Rainbow
==== Mixed and Mastered by Blake "It's Youtube compression and not my awful production skills" HenryThe Wonderbolts - This Day Aria (Heavy Metal Cover)The Wonderbolts Band!2016-03-19 | Hey guys, Wonderbolts band here back again with a new track for you pony rockers out there! This is our full band cover of This Day Aria, the awesomazing song from MLP's Season 2 Finale! Our bassist said we should probably try singing it an octave lower but we sent that idea right down into the Crystal Caverns and WENT FOR IT. We'll let you guys be the judge!
This day is going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small Everypony will gather 'round Say I look lovely in my gown What they don't know is that I have fooled them all
This day was going to be perfect The kind of day of which I dreamed since I was small But instead of having cake With all my friends to celebrate My wedding bells, they may not ring for me at all
I could care less about the dress I won't partake in any cake Vows? Well, I'll be lying when I say "That through any kind of weather I'll want us to be together The truth is I don't care for him at all"
No, I do not love the groom In my heart there is no room But I still want him to be all mine
We must escape before it's too late Find a way to save the day Hope, I'll be lying if I say "I don't fear that I may lose him To the one who wants to use him Not care for love and cherish him each day"
For I oh so love the groom All my thoughts he does consume Oh Shining Armour I'll be there very soon
Finally the moment has arrived For me to be one lucky bride
Oh, the wedding we won't make He'll end up marrying a fake Shining Armour will be...
0:00 - Intro 1:45 - Giggle at the Ghostie / (L. Faust, D. Ingram) 4:17 - Punch Drunk (The Wonderbolts) 10:48 - Smile (A.K. Rogers, D. Ingram) 15:09 - Suite: What Went Wrong / The Superpower / What Went Right (The Wonderbolts) 22:03 - Apples to the Core (N. Levinger, D. Ingram) 25:59 - Season Premiere (The Wonderbolts) 30:10 - This Day Aria (M. McCarthy, D. Ingram) 34:31 - The Stare Master (The Wonderbolts) 39:02 - Babs Seed (C. Morrow, D. Ingram) 41:47 - Nightmare (The Wonderbolts) 49:16 - Celestia's Ballad (D. Ingram)
Jacob - bass Blake - drums, recording and production Galen - vocals, guitars (right) Arin - guitars (left)
LYRICS: A once-cheerful sight Hast turned into a fright Each day I'm a slave to the same struggle
Not enough to eat, But plenty to drink Mind so muddled with thoughts, I can hardly think
I'm in a rough patch Just a pawn in a king's match And when I ask for help you turn me away
Am I not worthy enough To receive your love Have you nothing for me but hate?
Can't you understand I'm a victim to the nectar - Growing into a monster when it's taken away? Isn't love and tolerance second nature? What happened to the love? What happened to the life? What happened to me?
The chatter behind my back The looks of disapproval and attack The constant insults; It's all too much for me to take
I don't control this need; Don't you understand and see This poison's taken over my life!
Can't you understand I'm a victim to the nectar - Growing into a monster when it's taken away? Isn't love and tolerance second nature? What happened to the love? What happened to the life? What happened to me?
Written, performed, and recorded by The Wonderbolts!The Wonderbolts! Fiesta Equestria 2015 Highlights!The Wonderbolts Band!2015-07-11 | We played Fiesta Equestria! The crowd was AAMAAAZIINNNG! We're going to be at TrotCon! Come see us!
Thanks again to Fiesta Equestria and TrotCon for inviting us to play!
And finally, and most importantly thanks to every subscriber, viewer, sharer, fan, and friend we've made over the last year of making pony rock and roll!
P.S. We're driving from Houston to TrotCon - 1150 miles each way - and if you'd like to toss us some gas money, we'd appreciate it. Click here: paypal.com/cgi-bin/webscr?cmd=_s-xclick&hosted_button_id=GM9MEH6HGHKYLVlog! Convention Announcements - Fiesta Equestria and TrotCon!The Wonderbolts Band!2015-06-08 | We're going to play some pony rock and roll for you folks out there! Getting pretty excited!
Thanks again to Fiesta Equestria and TrotCon for inviting us to play!
And finally, and most importantly thanks to every subscriber, viewer, sharer, fan, and friend we've made over the last year of making pony rock and roll!
Song Personnel: Acoustic Guitar: Arin Background Sounds: BlakeThe Wonderbolts! - Babs Seed (Hardcore Punk Cover)The Wonderbolts Band!2015-03-01 | Hey guys! This is our rough, raw punk cover of Babs Seed from the Season 3 episode of Friendship is Magic! We really hope you enjoy it, and stay tuned for more rocking music from the wildest pony band out there!
We are working on an EP of original songs for 2015's con season! Here's the first taste, we hope you like it! Please click "like" if you do, and share it if you think it should be heard!
Guitars: Arin, Galen Bass: Jacob Drums, Vocals: Blake
Music written by Arin and Blake, Words by Blake, with thanks to Chris Savino.
Recording and video produced by Blake "Brickwall It" Henry. Remastered by Blake "OK, less Brickwall" Henry
www.twitter.com/WonderboltsBand www.facebook.com/TheWonderboltsBand ____________________________________ LYRICS: In Ponyville, there lives a mare With fur like butter, and pink mane for hair Her special talent is being kind But one cruel day she left all that behind
Three little fillies called the CMC Yeah, they ran amuck into the Everfree While they strode forth to find their marks A creeping cockatrice lurked in the dark!
(The Stare!) A mighty glare comes forth right when you need it (The Stare!) So powerful the wildest beast will heed it (The Stare!) One little look can save you from disaster (The Stare!) One simply has to call upon... The Stare Master!
Our kind mare went out to track them down She found Twilight Sparkle turned to stone upon the ground The evil culprit now chased the CMC Those so-called "creature catchers" could only scream and flee!
Our reluctant hero, now forced to stand and fight, Put the fillies behind her and turned to face the night The intrepid cockatrice tried to catch her in his glare But to his surprise he was met with a Stare!
(The Stare!) A mighty glare comes forth right when you need it (The Stare!) So powerful the wildest beast will heed it (The Stare!) One little look can save you from disaster (The Stare!) One simply has to call upon... The Stare Master!
(The Stare... The Stare... The Stare... The Stare...)
Just who do you think you are, going around turning others into stone? You should be ashamed of yourself. I have a mind to find your mother and tell her what you've been up to, young man. Now you go over there, and turn Elizabeak and my friend Twilight back to normal, and let me tell you one more thing: Don't you ever let me catch you doing this again, do you understand?
The Stare Master!
(The Stare... The Stare... The Stare... The Stare...)
She is the queen of stares, the mighty lord of staring She is the world champion, I bet you can't beat her Not even that cockatrice, nor Discord, that chaotic beast Could stand against the power of the Stare!!!The Wonderbolts! - The Stare Master! (Original VersThe Wonderbolts Band!2015-02-08 | This song has been remastered! Go here to hear it: http://youtu.be/Kp0B62428B0 DOWNLOAD: http://www.mediafire.com/download/fw9c82d1qe4lx3n (remastered version)
We are working on an EP of original songs for 2015's con season! Here's the first taste, we hope you like it! Please click "like" if you do, and share it if you think it should be heard!100 Subscribers Video! 2015 Preview!The Wonderbolts Band!2015-01-28 | This is our 100 subscribers video! Thank you, everyone, for all your support! We also wanted to let everyone know that we're not dead and are working on getting more music for you to enjoy, so we made some quick and dirty rehearsal recordings for you.
Songs featured in the video:
0:15 Nightmare 1:58 Stare Master 3:45 What Went Wrong
Video edited by Blake. Recorded in glorious 480p on camcorder and 15fps webcam. Background music at 3:15 is "Golden Oaks" by Arin.
Full recording of "Stare Master" is in the final stages of mixing, so it'll be up soon!The Wonderbolts! - Apples To The Core (Celtic punk cover)The Wonderbolts Band!2014-10-22 | Howdy folks! This here's our celtic punk rock cover of Apples to the Core featuring our friend Brendan Garret on pennywhistle, and our first real production. We are The Wonderbolts (!), a rock band dedicated to making music based around My Little Pony: Friendship is Magic! You can look forward to more tunes from us soon!
Thanks to everyone who came out to see us at Nightmare Nights 2014, and for EQD for posting this in Music of the Day 10/23/2014!
The Wonderbolts are: Galen - Acoustic Guitar, Lead Vocals Arin - Electric Guitar Jacob - Bass Guitar Blake - Drums, Percussion, Backing Vocals Brendan Garret - Tin whistle
Best Young Flyer pretty much tells the story of the Best Young Flyer competition from Dashie's perspective. It's about as epic as we get.
This video features our new four piece lineup:
Arin - guitar Blake - drums (and vocals) Galen - guitar and vocals Jacob - bassRehearsal Video: Turning Into You (White Stripes Cover / Original Pony Rap)The Wonderbolts Band!2014-02-17 | Just a little taste of what we did this weekend! This is "Turning Into You," half a cover of "I'm Slowly Turning Into You" by The White Stripes, and half an original pony rap by our very own Blake! The song tells his journey from hater to brony and it is a blast to play. Not quite perfect, but we're not quite done with it either.