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The Date professionalDQ 2015-02-11 | Greetings, Rainbowcats! Here's something for all the hype that is Valentine's day. If you're feeling sad and stuff, here's a more relatable story I wrote a while ago: http://youtu.be/JYLX74WruOo Much love to you allxx mwah xxMusic CreditsArtist Name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Local Forest Elevator, Local Forest [Slower], Tenebrous Carnival - Mermaid, Long Stroll, Last Kiss Goodnight, Protofunk.Website: http://www.incompetech.com** DISCLAIMER** Some guys are sneaky.Watch what you drink.
Rogers Return professionalDQ 2015-01-28 | Welcome back to Roloyofo :) If you haven't already been, here's Roger's first visit: http://youtu.be/P8WHk-b35mE Roger and Suze will be back in February ;)Thank you all for your patience and your love :) I'm currently painting my nails for my next video right now. Say no to purple rainbowcornxx mwah! xxMusic Credits:Songs: Ominous Intro, Prelude and Action, Savannah SketchArtist Name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com **DISCLAIMER**None of this is real.
A Trip to RoloYofo professionalDQ 2014-11-29 | Good morrow, my lovely Youtube friends! Stay tuned for further adventures in Roloyofo. Roger is the crazy friend we all have and wish we could be. I have broken four nails since filming this video. As per my previous upload: Shit happens! Thanks, Roger.See you all soon!xx mwah xx** DISCLAIMER ** None of this is real. I don't believe in humans. Music credits:Songs: Savannah Sketch, Ominous IntroArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Sh!t Happens professionalDQ 2014-10-10 | I hope you're all having a lovely October! May your unicorn bless you with green traffic lights and cute boys who compliment you on your shoes for no reason :) Keep it realKeep it rainbowTalk a load of rainbowcrapSpread a load of rainbowcrapHashtag rainbowcrapFollow me on instagram @professionalDQ Rainbow tinted glasses FTW!**DISCLAIMER** I'm an ironic hipster who kicks ass at white girl rapping and poetry that doesn't rhyme or make sense. Music CreditsSong name: Savannah SketchArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.comWindchime sound effect by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Whats going on?! professionalDQ 2014-09-06 | Please excuse the yukkiness of me with no make up and unwashed hair. You're lucky YouTube doesn't have smellovision cos I'm sweating my ass off moving house in this heat. It's nasty. I literally will be back on the tube with rainbows and unicorns and controversial rudeness as soon as possible. I'd much rather be painting my nails than doing sweaty boring stuff. Thanks for all your lovely messages and comments. I love you guys xxx In the meantime, follow me on Instagram and Facebook, @professionalDQ*DISCLAIMER* Everything I said in this video is true. Especially the stuff about Heritage estate agents. They are total scum. If you ever have to rent a property, steer clear of them. They think it's okay to lie and scam people and move all their personal belongings around without permission. Go with Mark Templer instead. They're amazing! Also, I curse a lot. Get over it. Anybody who moans about this will be ignored and blocked. Fuck, shit, bugger. You love it you slaaaaags! :D
Sparkly Ninja Genius professionalDQ 2014-08-25 | Greetings, rainbowcats! Another unicorn party for everyone at Yolomofo today. Soon we may have ten unicorns and we could have a smashing rainbow party on ten nails. We'll have to include some nail guests because the classy creatures have to be invited in every form! Anyway I'm getting over excited. Hope you enjoy the magic of Mandy! I hope all of your dreams come true. Much love to you all my sexy fabulous internet friends!xx mwah! xxFacing and Gramming my ass off. Come joine me om nom nom:http:www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp:www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**"The events, characters and entities depicted in this motion picture are fictional. Any resemblance or similarity to any actual events, entities or persons, whether living or dead,is entirely coincedental and unintentional."...He screamed at me in a psychotic trance, before disappearing through the selfie vortex to Swagaluf with the rest of the sparkly ninja genius crew.Rainbowcat says whaat??Music Credits:Songs: Sneaky Snitch, Winner WinnerArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://incompetech.comSound effects from Freesfx.com
DAISIES DONT GIVE A SH!T professionalDQ 2014-08-19 | Don't judge a book by it's cover. Many pretty elegant things can be bad-ass and hardcore. We can all learn something from the daisy. It's nice to be a tulip or a daffodil occasionally, but conforming too much is unhealthy. So grow freely wherever you want to. Don't be scared of the lawnmowers that try to chop you down. You're invincible!! IG or Facebook me!! http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** It's possible that some daisies actually DO give a shit. I haven't met any yet, but I don't like to discriminate. Music Credits: Songs: Mining by Moonlight & Exhilarate Artist: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Great Yolomofo Storm professionalDQ 2014-08-11 | Greetings, Rainbowcats! There's always loads of scandalous, dangerous, magical and controversial stuff going on at Yolomofo [I would know because I'm there every day] so I thought I'd just give you the latest update. Scott will be back at some point, and so will everyone else from Yolomofo. It's gonna be an exciting few months. YAY! Thanks for all your mental comments and love. You weirdos keep me insane and I want to marry you all and have a massive YouTube orgy. YAY!! xx mwah xxFB: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQIG: http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is an extension of my twisted mind. No subliminal messages here. I like turtles.Music creditsArtist name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Tea Roots, Final Count, Nothing BrokenWebsite: Http://www.incompetech.comSound effects provided by: http://www.freesfx.co.uk
Escape Reality professionalDQ 2014-07-28 | Greetings fabulous rainbowcats!I haven't done a water marble in a while, and as I'm halfway through writing and editing two actual stories, I thought a mindless ramble about the possibilities of the future would be a change. This is not a tutorial. If you are wondering how to get the perfect water marble, go here: http://youtu.be/xMmRSf7_-OUThanks for watching and I'll speak unicorn with you all soon! xx mwah xx**DISCLAIMER** This is not a life advice video and I am not a life coach. I take no responsibility for anybody eating fermented apples or inhaling poisonous fish juice to escape reality after watching this video. Music creditsSong name: Tea Roots, Chee Zee BeachArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
My Local Massage Parlour professionalDQ 2014-07-17 | I'm not going to give this video any kind of summary here. You can use your imagination :D Follow me on Instagram because I love to post completely random crap every day: instagram.com/professionalDQIf you're in Amsterdam this weekend, come and say hi and stroke me. Maybe we can go and find a real life massage parlour... or something ;) Thanks for watching! Stay insane, Rainbowcats!xxx mwah xxx**DISCLAIMER** This video could be a true story or a load of bullshit. You'll never know unless you come to my neighbourhood, mofos!Music CreditsSong name: ProtofunkArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Unicorn Condensation professionalDQ 2014-07-08 | Good morrow, beautiful YouTube creatures! I'm not gonna put a lengthy explanation here as to why I've been gone for three months, but all will be explained in the near future. This is a short and sweet sexy rainbow video to get me started again, but stay tuned for new scandalous adventures in the land of Yolomofo! I mean it guys, STAY TUNED!! I'm not going anywhere this time. I'm posting an absolute shit ton of videos and not even God of the aliens can stop me!!!Thank you for all your insanely mental unicornified internet love. It makes my day, every day. Love you guys xxxxxx**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is legal, colourful and fabulous so don't worry your pretty little head about it. Music credits:Song name: Call to AdventureArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
My ode to Smarties professionalDQ 2014-04-06 | It's been nine years since Smarties discontinued their tubes with the fun plastic lids. You can see the tragic news report here: http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/business/4276553.stmI have always been sad about it, and I have finally decided to share my feelings with the world by making this video. Does anybody else feel my pain?Only Smarties have the answer.FACEBOOK http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAM http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**Everything in this video was made by me. This is a true story. I am not sponsored by Smarties. If I was then I'd tell them to give us back our plastic lids!!Music CreditsArtist name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Nothing Broken, Lone HarvestWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Skull Butterflies professionalDQ 2014-03-16 | Hey guys! Sorry this is short and sweet. I have internets in the new place from Thursday and I will catch up with you all then. I will also make a video with details, narrations and a load of rainbowcrap! I hope you're all having a fabulous weekend! xx mwah! xxMusic Credits:Song Name: Hall of the Mountain KingArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Start Wearing Purple professionalDQ 2014-02-09 | Greetings, Rainbowcats!I hope you all had an amazing weekend!Here's something slightly darker and less rainbowy.... ooooh.I'm going to the estate agents tomorrow to sign stuff, and we'll me moving in less than a month. OMG! I have space to paint rainbows forever!!! Your Instagram and Facebook pictures you guys are spamming all over my face are awesome. It's like I can't even bear it xD Much love to you all!xx mwah xxFacebook me: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQInstagram me: http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** I am an angry purple people eater om nom nom....Music Credits:Songs: Parisian, Padanaya Blokov [slowed x1] Artist: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
A very long and uncut explanation... professionalDQ 2014-01-24 | Hi Rainbowcats!I don't even know what to write here today. This is a long talky video. I'm not very good at this. Nevermind. We can't all rule the universe with every skill :D I am good at being sarcastic and talking a load of rainbow crap though. Woohoo go me! I didn't cut it because it would have taken me another two days to edit... and you guys said you'd like to see me uncut. Bet you regret that now. MWAHAHAAAA!! So...um...like....yeah basically..... ... . . . .... um, so yeah like...... um, yeah the um...... like........ um..... ......ummmm..... like.........Yeah. Basically. This is another reason I take so long to make a story video. I have to spend SO LONG CUTTING OUT THE CRAP!!!!! LOLI hope this covers everything. I love you and will see you all soon at Yolomofo!!xxxmwahxxx**DISCLAIMER** I made a guy throw up once at a party because I couldn't stop talking rainbowcrap. Rainbowcrap is legal. I like to pass my rainbowcrap around the circle so my friends can all share it. All rainbowcrap is manufactured from my own purely insane thoughts. And all cats with opposable thumbs are jealous of me because I'm slightly more evolved than they are. Meow.
The Antidote professionalDQ 2014-01-06 | HelloI hope you're all having an awesome 2014 so far! Things have happened at Yolomofo since Halloween.... I will edit this later and I chat with you guys this week. I'm at Rachel's right now creating MORE weird rainbowy things. I hope you enjoy. Thanks for sharing your awesome rainbow love all over my Facebook and Youtube. I love you guys xx mwah! xxFACEBOOK: http:www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAM: http:www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**This is just a weird video about a magical land in a story that I wrote and painted it on my nails because everything else in the world is just sooo mainstream. No subliminal messages or innuendos were intended...much. My nails are real. So are Rachel's. I like turtles.Music Credits:Artist: Kevin MaceodSongs: Savannah Sketch, Bump in the Night, Call to Adventure, New Friendly, Sneaky Snitch. Website: http://www.incompetech.com
Bah Humbug...? professionalDQ 2013-12-15 | Hello beautiful people!This design is not the usual sparkly Christmas themed manicure you'd expect at this time of year. I will be honest and say I found it really hard to think of something festive and original. And I wasn't going to paint a load of fabulous candy canes and tinsel and pretend I'm in a warm fuzzy festive mood because I'm not. Haha! This design is inspired by humbug sweets. The black and white stripey ones...I thought it might be fun to express "Bah humbug" but in a fabulous and friendly manner. I'm not a Scrooge and I don't hate Christmas. I just can't bear all the hype and pressure, but I really do go out of my way to make everyone smile and I'm looking forward to drinking loads of wine and playing super loud annoying dinosaur games with Dan's nephew this year :) I hope it snows. We're getting two months of snow in the new year or something.... omg.I don't know if you can see the state of my hands in this video, I've been doing a LOT of overtime building forts with cardboard boxes... it's exhausting and dries me out like a lizard! I'm sorry you guys. However, I have painted and am currently editing a new story. It will be up this month. I hope it will be worth the time it's taking :) I'm quite excited about this one. YAY!!Much love to you allxx mwah xx**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is mine. It's legal and safe for children. My nails are real. Seahorses are real. Black holes and double rainbows are real. Don't drink and drive. Don't smoke weed and fly either.Music Credits:Song names: We Wish You & Silent NightArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Penguin Nails! professionalDQ 2013-11-24 | Hi Rainbowcats!! I hope you're all having a fabulous November :) I love toe socks and I love matching my nails to random unusual garments... like socks :D I thought these rainbow penguins would be perfect for the chilly weather we're having right now. My nails are probably all going to break tomorrow at work because I have to pack about twenty million boxes at speed, so I' might have a "short nail" video up for you next week. LOL. Either way, it will be special and weird and full of love. I love you all very much. All I use my 3G for is reading your comments. Thanks for your beautiful presence here. You all keep the spirit alive!! xx mwah xxFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**These are MY penguins. MINE!!I remember Pingu. He was cool.Music Credits:Song name: Cold Funk Artist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Snow Leopard professionalDQ 2013-11-11 | Hello my fabulous unicats and rainbowcorn addicts! I was in a really shiny, classy and blingy mood when I painted this. I hadn't worn my rainbow coat to work for a while because we've actually got heating now so I don't need the warmth. I was sat in my flat looking out the window at the storm blowing amongst all the black, white and silver cars in the car park and I thought the only thing missing was a massive silver cat leaping through the wind spreading it's fabulous pattern all over the boring posh cars. I'm not allowed to paint leopard print on random strangers cars though so I painted it on my nails instead. Much less expensive. WAHHHHMMM-TSSSHHH!! The design on my right hand is rainbowy. I will post it as my next video. That will be in less than a fortnight. I swear on my rainbow coat [that's a serious swear!].**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff that I own for no reason and I made this video of me painting my nails purely for entertainment purposes. Any dodgy shit that happens as a result of this video being posted is SOOOO not my problem. I actually stole the picture of Giga from Rachel's Facebook page, but Beek took the picture and she said that I could have it, so I'm sure it's fine. Say no to drugs. Don't eat yellow snow.Tonight let's get some and live while we're young. FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQMusic Credits:Song name: HustleArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Great Yolomofo Massacre professionalDQ 2013-10-22 | Happy Halloween! Hey guys! I was determined to write a story for Halloween and this took me over a month. I decided to go all out and be completely vile like a gross horror movie. Halloween is the perfect opportunity to embrace your sick, twisted side :D I will have a "normal" video up also by the end of October. Hope you're all having a fabulously rainbowlicious week!Love you allxxx xxx xxxFACEBOOKhttp://www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAMhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ **DISCLAIMER** Charlie Sheen did a lot worse and he's still winning. Music credits:Songs: Savannah Sketch, Bent and Broken, Bump in the Night, Latin Industries, DecayArtist: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Pink Rainbow Clouds professionalDQ 2013-10-13 | Helloooo!!I wanted to do pink nails for Breast Cancer Awareness last October but I missed it. So I had to squeeze one in this year :) I didn't paint the ribbon because everyone else has already done every ribbon design in the world. So I contributed with rainbows instead. YAY! I promise I am in the process of making a story for Halloween. It's taking up literally all of my time and I will have it all finished by the end of the month. I will also will try to fit in a few other normal nail art videos before then too, so don't leave me, I'm not going anywhere! ;) I'm getting the hang of this working hard twenty seven hours a day and I love it. I broke a nail massively whilst moving heavy boxes at work on Friday and screamed and cried FML [it was a bitter end to a shitty day] So I went outside for a cuppa and a cig and read all your comments and messages on my iPhone and it made me feel SO MUCH better!!Thanks for keeping me insane. Facebook or IG me:http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQAlso, I am not a Christian. But I do pray because I'm open minded and like to believe that someone or something might be listening....**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my stuff. Nothing wishy washy going on down here mofos! Music Credits:Song name: Savannah SketchArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
OMG WTF Cartoon Nails! professionalDQ 2013-09-26 | Hello awesome internet friends!! I hope you're all having an awesome rainbowy September! I know these nails aren't for everyone, but I'm mental and ridiculous so erm.... yeah. Deal with it. Haha! I know I'm posting really late recently and working 8:30 to 5 every day doesn't help. My nails get SO dry and chipped at my new job [hence the ugly broken thumbnail. FML] but I will NEVER give up! If my nails all fall off I'll stick fake ones on or paint my empty fingers and pretend I have nails. I hope you enjoy this video and if you don't, I hope you have fun laughing at what an enormous freak I am. Yay either way! YOLO, mofos! I beeped out the massive rude swear word with my car horn for all you Moaning Minnies "Omg my kids are watching this because I don't supervise them on the internet so it's your fault they're getting suspended from school for telling their teachers to F off..." Yeah I actually went out into the carpark and recorded myself beeping my horn purely for this video and all my neighbours were like WTF?!! And I was like, STFU you all scream your heads off and slam furniture around at 7am on a Sunday so IDGAF. Revenge. BEEP YEAH!!!! Anyway, I promise I will have a story for you guys before the winter comes. However tired I am and however uninspired I feel after packing envelopes for eight hours a day I swear on my rainbow Converses it will be epic! And possibly rude. Supervise your children. This is the internet. BOOBIES! Yeah have some of that. Yeahhhh :D And to all of my lovely friends who have supported me despite my silence and lack of responding to comments, emails and stuff, please know that I love you all and you mean the world to me! And to all my quiet followers who never even comment or Like or say anything, I LOVE YOU ALL AS WELL!! Thank you from the bottom of my heart!! If you have any questions, leave them in the comments and I will try to answer them when I have time to write stuff. Or feel free to chat amongst yourselves and tell each other that I have fake nails and that I sell meth to kids. It's the internet. Anything goes. WOOT! And I'm probably a man because I don't have a high squeaky voice like normal girls. Penis and beard video coming soon! LOL JK HA!No but seriously I will try to reply to all the sexy people. Unless you're a child, in which case I'll reply to the non sexy and simply cool and awesome people too. xx mwah! xx**DISCLAIMER** Everything visual in this video is my own stuff. My nails are real or fake or imported by transsexual unicorns. Whatever floats your boat. I put on a fake British accent to amuse you because everyone knows we all speak in American, right? Cup of tea? Splendid. Jolly good laugh.Oohhh I say old chap, that's bloody brilliant! All I want is a room somewhere, far away from the cold night air...With one enormous chair oh wouldn't it be luvverleyyyyyyyy....Say no to drugs. Don't drink and drive.Take the bull by the horns and say "Bitch I own you, now TAKE ME TO THE FUCKING MOON OR DIE!!"Facebook or IG me if you're sexy or awesome:http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram,com/professionalDQDon't follow me on twitter. I made an account so I could see stuff but I never use it and will never use it. I HATE twitter. Music Credits: Song name: The CanneryArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Rocket Science of Water Marbling professionalDQ 2013-09-13 | Hello strangers!Thanks for your immense patience! I know I haven't posted a video for two weeks and I'm SORRY!!!!! I won't bore you with the long boring gory details, but I've had to start another job to make ends meet [pay bills and buy food etc] and it's full time and awesome yet ridiculous. So I get home at the end of the day now and I'm too exhausted to even make cheese on toast or paint my nails ONE COLOUR, let alone make a video that can take several days to film and edit. I'm not trying to play the "woe is me I'm sooo hard done by" card. Honestly. Even if my new job was simply getting paid to drink beer and watch Family Guy, YouTube is still my main passion and will always be my priority. Always. Promise. I hope you can forgive me for the millionth time for having a stupid ridiculous life and please remember that no matter how exhausted and stressed life makes me, there will always be rainbows and unicorn turds somewhere in my brain. I think this video is long overdue. Every water marble video I get the same questions, so I hope I have answered them all here and I hope that this video will somehow be helpful to all the new beginners in water marbling. I used to be SOOOOO angry at all the girls who could water marble with so much ease and didn't understand why it didn't work for me. I even came to the conclusion once that the water was different in America and it's England's fault for having shitty water... until I saw a load of British girls doing it and so decided to start a mission impossible of "I will learn how to successfully water marble if it fucking KILLS ME!!" That was about two years ago and I'm glad I did. I hope that sharing my experience will help you guys with the amazing frustration and fails that you may have had. There was a time when I actually wrote it off. I actually accepted that water marbling was something that I SUCK at and will never conquer. I have no sense of smell. And at the same time I smashed a cup in a violent rage, I shouted in Dan's face that I'd be a successful aromatherapist before I learned to water marble. And Dan will tell you that I am ALWAYS RIGHT!! [so....shh!!] I won't leave it two weeks before my next video. I promise. Thank you all SO MUCH for sticking with me. Your support is what keeps me going in these shitty times. You guys rock my world and if I ever met any of you by chance, I'd totally take you out and randomly buy you lunch or a pint of Guinness [or whatever] because you deserve it. Even if I had no make up on and no money. I'd sell my Converses or my car. Just don't ask for the lobster. Come on, it's a first date you greedy mofo!! There's a McDonalds drive thru in Portishead. I'll take you there before all the chavs arrive at 9pm. Hahaha. I'll even clean out all the junk from my passenger seat just for you. I might even give the air con a try. OOOH CHECK OUT THE POSH PORTISHEAD SERVICE YOU'RE GETTING WOOT WOOT!!! Love you all. Massive rapey snogs and hugs like you wouldn't believe. Seriously. If this was real life you'd need an ambulance. Okay???I'll post links either in a minute or tomorrow on my lunch break at work. May your unicorn bless you with the most magical day in the meantimexxxx MWWWWAH!! xxxxxxahhh shit! I bored you with the long gory details... oh well never mind. It's the internet. PENISES!!!**DISCLAIMER** Don't drink and drive. You'll crash and die. And if you don't, everyone will hate you anyway. Cheers. Guinness rules. Leave it twelve hours bottle to throttle. KTHANKS!!Music Credits: Song name: Cold FunkArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Pacman! professionalDQ 2013-08-27 | Hello!I've wanted to do a Pacman design for about two years but the last few I did weren't very YouTube worthy. I was originally going to do pink ghosts with a secret rainbow one but then I thought: "Screw that. I'll paint them ALL rainbow!" I hope you've all had a fabulous bank holiday weekend!xx love you all xxMWAH!! FACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQINSTAGRAM: http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is owned and created by me. I made the picture of the yellow Pacman on Microsoft Paint with the circle and line tools. Calm down. Waka waka waka waka waka waka waka waka....Music Credits:Song name: Killing TimeArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
My Nailcare Routine professionalDQ 2013-08-16 | Hello!This video has been requested a million times, so here it is! I hope this answers all the questions you guys have been asking. This was never going to be a professional nail care routine. It's just some stuff that I sometimes do with my nails. It's an honest video. I'm lazy and abusive to myself. Aren't we all? And if you still think my nails are fake after watching this, you shouldn't be allowed to talk to other humans because you clearly have less than half a brain ;)Thanks for watching! Next video will be rainbowy and fun! Love you guys xx mwah! xxFacebook: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQInstagram: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** This is a video of me getting naked on the internet. It's all my own porn filmed in my seedy apartment. You love it you slaaaaags! :DMusic Credits:Songs: Retrofuture Clean, Cold FunkArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Ice Cream Nails [Strawberry & Unicorn Flavour] professionalDQ 2013-08-10 | Hello my sexy fabulous YouTube friends!Don't really know what to write here today. I painted ice creams on my nails. Lots of different ice creams if you watch the video to the end. Thank you for the insanely mental inspiration you've given me the past couple of years. Unicorn hoodie is from Blue Banana in case you were wondering. I've had it a while though...I haven't driven my car for over two months because there was a massive spider in it. I'm going to finish this today because I'm fed up with driving Dan's Fiat because it's SLOW AND BORING! Feeling optimistic today. It's been a while and I'm on one. RAWRRR! INSTAGRAAAAAAM!! http://www.instagram.com/professionalDQFACEBOOOOOK!!!http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is me and my nails and my stuff and I am simply expressing myself. No deals or sexy compensations were made in exchange for me posting these ice cream nails. Music credits:Songs: Wallpaper, Gaslamp FunworksArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Neon Cloudy Sunset professionalDQ 2013-07-30 | Good day to you all!I have never stared up at the skies as much as I did this weekend. You know when you look at a cloud for so long that it ends up looking like loads of different things? And they move slowly so you see different things and the previous things you saw are all messed up or have grown horns or puke or their head has sailed off ... teeth first? Stuff like that? Yeah that's awesome. I like doing stuff like that. I literally just did a massive load of that. Anyway I'm having a really weird WTF time in my life right now but for some reason I'm feeling more creative than ever. I wanna paint the outside of our building in entire rainbow and put a massive horn on it and scream, "FUCK YEAH UNICORN PALACE BABY!!" But then you'll all know where I live cos it'll be really obvious if it ends up on Google maps and the neighbours will probably complain... I'll just paint some more nails instead. I'm working on a new story. WORKING ON. Really hard. Rainbowy thoughts....Anyway thanks for listening!xx mwah xxCOME SHARE YOUR WIN WITH ME!!http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**Everything in this video is owned by me and I am simply expressing myself. The photos of the sky are mine too. The sky belongs to everyone, but I pointed my actual iPhone at the sky to obtain those specific images. The sky gave me it's permission. It spoke to me by spelling out letters in the clouds.Music credits:Song name: BicycleArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Classy Dripping Paint Nails professionalDQ 2013-07-26 | Hello strangers, long time no see!!Firstly, here's the linky for my inspiration: http://www.letthemhavepolish.com/2013/07/truffle-tuesday-lvx-celeste-swatch-and.html If you don't know LTHP, I suggest you check her out. She does soooo many insanely neat swatches and the cutest nail art! OKIt's been nearly two weeks since I made a video and I'm sorry. I missed sharing with you guys and I'm SO glad I'm back again. Short story here: We've had a massive heatwave and my flat is too hot to even sit in let alone paint nails. Really. Even in the middle of the night because there's no air flow in this sh!thole. I'm currently sweating like a fat man on a treadmill right now, haha. And to make things worse, my movie maker crashed and died on me, mashing up all my hard work. So I had to go and find a new movie maker, install it and learn how to use it. Picture evidence is on my Instagram and drama queen rant evidence is on my Facebook page just so you know I'm not making another lame excuse. http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQThank you for your awesome support and your amazing nail art you've shared with me on here, FB and IG. You guys rock my world. Big time. Fun time. Sexy time. LOVE YOU!!xx mwah xx**DISCLAIMER** This video is legal and normal. My nails are real. Say no to drugs. Don't eat yellow snow.Music Credits: Song name: Feeling GoodArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Nail Art Collaboration with Juliatmll professionalDQ 2013-07-13 | Hey guys! I'm really excited to collaborate with another rainbow chick today. I've been subscribed to Juliatmll for a long time now and I've always loved her colourful funky designs. I expect we'll probably end up in rainbow rehab together someday. Please go and check out her channel. It's like a unicornified explosion of geometric patterns and rainbow mentalness! http://www.youtube.com/JuliatmllAnd here's the link to her design in case you missed it in the video: http://youtu.be/hjCH2qjcQc4ATTENTION RAINBOWCATS! My next upload will be a non rainbowy design. I will always be obsessed with rainbows and I will always paint them on my nails in an epic, mental, over the top way. But I know I have a lot of viewers who like to chill with some classy co-ordinated colours once in a blue moon ;) My nails on my right hand are longer than my left. That's because I cut my nails on one hand and not the other. Variety is the spice of life. I'm gonna keep it this way until I get bored and then see how many people comment saying "You forgot to put your fake nails on the other hand"LOL :DAnyway, thanks for watching and reading... have an insanely mental weekend and remember, don't trust people who can lick their eyebrows.**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is legal and safe and child friendly. I own everything you see here apart from the pictures by Julia, but it's a collab so... yeah. She sent them to me.... My nails are real. So are speed cameras and age restrictions on porn. Music Credits:Song name: Feelin GoodArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Insane Rainbow Mosaic professionalDQ 2013-07-08 | Well hello there fabulous creatures! I didn't know what to call this because it was nothing like the design I had originally planned but I thought it looked kind of mosaic-y. LOL. I saw a picture of Madamluck's nails on Facebook and she had made these awesome bubbles by dotting wet acrylic paint on and then soaking it up after a few seconds. It looked awesome and I wanted to try it out but my design turned out much less cute and bubbly and more crazy and rainbowy instead. Oops.... Anyway I'll switching to Sky broadband this week so I'll actually have a DECENT internet connection. YAY!!! Facebook and IG me your rainbows! http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQThanks for all your awesome support.Much lovexx mwah xx**DISCLAIMER** This video is simply an artistic expression and nothing else. Sponsored by my imagination and shit. Nails are real. As are seahorses and mini hippos. Shocking things happen in the world we live in these days and it cannot be unseen...Music Credits: Song name: Down Home RockinArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Pink Lightning! professionalDQ 2013-06-29 | I had loads of requests to do a tutorial for the black and yellow nails I wore on my other hand in my pink fluffy video. I didn't really like it in black and yellow so I did it in pink and white instead.... and RAINBOW!! Lightning is actually really hard to get right... I wiped off two failed lightning stripes before getting this shape. Anyway hope you enjoy! Much lovexxxFACEBOOK AND INSTAGRAM ME! http:www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp:www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own creation with my own stuff. My nails are real. Drugs are bad, m'kayyyy. Music CreditsSong name: Enter the PartyArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Two Unicorns, One Cup! professionalDQ 2013-06-25 | Greetings, fabulous rainbowcats!I won't write an essay here of how long this took me to film and edit, but the story was part inspired by the blue Smarties fiasco. My brother wasn't allowed blue Smarties back in the day because he went psycho on the ingredients from the food colouring. Smarties have changed since then and I think the blue one even got banned for a while until he could sort his shit out. Epic conversations with fabulous friends and hippies at Sunrise Festival about unicorn porn and the idea of two unicorns one cup played a small part too. I was challenged to write something child friendly. So anyone who randomly stumbles across this video wanting some kind of filthy mythical creature porn will be disappointed, but perhaps pleasantly surprised.... or they might just question what their wife put in their coffee and leave a comment saying "How did I get here?" or "I'm on the weird side of YouTube again." And that's the circle of life. Thanks for listening. Instagram and Facebook me your unicorn porn! http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ **DISCLAIMER** This is a fictional story about unicorns that I painted on my nails in my messy flat with my nail art tools and brushes. No subliminal messages are intended but you can just ignore this bit and pretend you're a unicorn instead anyway. Music Credits:Artist name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Savannah Sketch, Aftermath, Call to AdventureWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
♥ Draw My Life ♥ professionalDQ professionalDQ 2013-06-18 | Ok this is the longest video I've ever made and it took me the longest time to film and edit by far. I had a few requests to do a Draw My Life video and I thought it looked really fun to do so... here it is! I hope this video doesn't disturb you or put you off. I don't regret any of the wonderful, naughty, sad, happy, illegal or insane things I've done because they have made me the person I am today. We all have a story. Most of them aren't perfect and are actually pretty fucked up at times. So yay for everyone! :D I'm sorry if you were expecting me to do this on my nails, but that would be IMPOSSIBLE! Seriously it would have taken months and there's a limited amount of things you can actually draw on nails....**DISCLAIMER** This video is legal and truthful.I filmed it with my camera and my memories. Awesome. Have a nice day!Music Credits:Song name: AmbimentArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Abstract Heart Paisley professionalDQ 2013-06-11 | Hello!! Okay here's a bright design for summertime that's NOT rainbow. I do have to steer away from them occasionally. You can sometimes overdose on rainbow and everything becomes a blur and all you see is rainbows instead of things. You're in your car and you think you're driving up a rainbow, past loads of rainbowy fields with rainbow cows in them and fluffy rainbow clouds on sticks and unicorns galloping around in front of you? NO! Those unicorns are PEOPLE and you're just about to drive into a tree, NOT a fluffy rainbow cloud on a stick! You get tested on the rainbow breathalyzer and then BAM! You're in jail for DUIOR [Driving Under Influence Of Rainbow]. Rainbows: Not even once. Well, lots of times actually, but don't go too mad or you'll lose all sense of reality.OO A PIECE OF UNICORN!! No, that's oil from your car that leaked out into the puddle where you parked.Anyway thanks for watching! Much love and more insane rainbows to come xx mwah xxhttp://www.facebook.com/professionalDQhttp://www.instagram.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own creation and no sponsors or free stuff shoutouts are involved. Neon yellow and purple are legal together. My nails are real. Fake nails rock too, so yay for everyone! Music Credits:Song name: Riptide Artist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Unicornified Nyan Pacman Nails professionalDQ 2013-06-07 | Hello!!I don't know if I would call this video a tutorial or a story but I had to share a video with you guys somehow. I am just getting my voice back after screaming rainbows everywhere at Sunrise Festival so will be back to narrating videos in the next couple of days. I have written new stories and I have loads of rainbowy and NON rainbowy designs planned for the next few weeks. I'm so sorry to the lovely special people I haven't caught up with yet. I haven't forgotten anyone I promise! Much love to you all xx mwah xxFacebook me: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ Instagram me: how do you put your instagram link here? @professionalDQ ??? **DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own legal stuff. No sponsors or sneaky things going on here. Just unicorns sneezing out rainbows. That's normal legal behaviour. Music CreditsSong name: Bushwick Tarantella LoopArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Pop Art Rainbow Clouds professionalDQ 2013-05-27 | Hello my lovely YouTube friends! I dunno if you'll notice but my nails are significantly shorter in this video. I gave them a trim because I'm going to Sunrise Festival on May 30th and I'm SO EXCITED!! Also it's nice to have short nails once in a while.... even though my short nails are still massive. LOL Thanks for watching and all your lovely comments and support!Love you guys xxxAlso, I'm now on Instagram! I only have one picture and I'm still learning how to use it. I've never had anything like an iPhone before. I'm like an OAP when it comes to tech stuff it's absolutely ridiculous. But yeah, my Instagram username is professionalDQ and that's pretty much all I can give you at the moment because I'm on my computer and not my phone,... This information is all correct at time of going to print and I'm sure within a couple of weeks I'll be Instagramming every single thing in my life and annoying the crap out of everyone with pictures of my food and empty bottles of expensive shampoo.... or just nails and rainbows. Whatever....I dunno.**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff that I acquired legally and safely. No sponsors, lies, hidden meanings, or anal giraffe porn here. FACEBOOK ME: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQMusic Credits:Song name: Easy JamArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Neon Pink Party Time! professionalDQ 2013-05-21 | Hey you guys! As I painted unicorn cupcakes last time, I decided to go the other way today. I get a lot of requests asking me for "simple easy designs to do on short nails". And even though most designs can be done on long and short, I still like to make an effort and fulfill requests as much as possible.I'm really sorry my uploads have been over a week apart recently. This is partly because I'm slightly uninspired from exhaustion, and partly because my internet connection is SO BASTARDING SLOW right now it's not even funny. Hopefully when I've told TalkTalk where to stick their contract and found a decent provider I can actually upload more and chat with you guys more. Seriously it takes about five minutes to refresh a page. I'm at the point where I wanna throw my laptop out the freakin window it's so frustrating. I hope you're all having a fabulous week and I love you all!xx mwah xxx**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is legal.... I want to write something witty and clever here but quite frankly it's 2:15am and I have as much personality as a potato right now. My nails are real... stuff like that. Giraffe sex. Meh.Music Credits: Song name: Chee Zee BeachArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Unicorn Cupcakes professionalDQ 2013-05-11 | Read here if you're fabulous!You know how much I love combining cupcakes with other stuff :D I wore these cupcakes to BeautyCon in London and they sparked a few awesome conversations. I was chatting with a guy called Dan and we ended up comparing unicorn cupcakes to horseburgers and discussing if we'd eat unicorn meat or not and if they'd sell really yummy unicorn cakes in Waitrose or Marks and Spencer.... Everyone's a weirdo if you encourage them with unicorn chatter! :D I hope you enjoy and thanks for all your awesome support xx mwah xxFacebook me: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**Everything in this video is my own stuff that I either earned money to buy or legally obtained in some other normal friendly kind of way. I am expressing myself via unicorn nom inspired nail painting and everything is safe and suitable for universal viewing. My nails are real. Cats rule.Music Credits:Song name: Brightly FancyArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Return of the Rude Unicorn professionalDQ 2013-04-28 | If you're new here, watch this video and you'll feel more abnormal. Welcome! :DThe Tale of the Rude Unicorn: http://youtu.be/1dE12ZDmnbw Okay you guys, I've had sequels and alternative endings running around my brain like nobody's business since The Tale of the Rude Unicorn. I decided to go competely insane with this one and paint both hands so I could tell a more exciting story. I get loads of requests for more stories and as much as I LOVE doing them, they take absolutely ages to write and compose. This one took over a week. It was definitely worth it. I hope you all enjoy and remember to always be yourself. Unless you can be a unicorn, then always be a unicorn. The Walrcorn is a creature invented by Saskia. She drew one in a Christmas card to our family and neatly labeled it "Walrcorn". I thought it was hilarious so I had to include it in my story. Also, I have researched "Walricorns" [with an i]: I found two pictures and they are a full walrus but with a unicorn horn. Saskia's version, the "Walrcorn" [without an i] has the body of a horse/unicorn, the head and face of a walrus and the horn of a unicorn. TWO. DIFFERENT. SPECIES. For those of you who are still confused, the unicorn basically pulled a magical party out of his arse in the Yolomofo Desert because... you only live once, motherfuckerrrrz!! Much love xx mwah! xx**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is owned by me and is simply me expressing myself and painting unicorns and walrcorns for people's entertainment. The story is purely fictional and I take no responsibility for anyone who gets arrested for attempting to throw a party in the same way as a unicorn.Music Credits:Artist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.comSongs: Savannah Sketch, Scheming Weasel, Egmont Overture Finale [original composition by Beethoven]
Rainbow Converses!! professionalDQ 2013-04-24 | Nothing specific or educational here. I just painted my Converses and wanted to share them with the world. YAY! Hope you're all having a fabulous week. If not, paint something rainbow. It will make all your problems go away xD Much love xxxFacebook me: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ **DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff that I paid for with my own money. I am not sponsored by Converse or Dylon fabric paint. I am simply sponsored by my own mentalness. WOOT!!Music Credits:Song name: Retro Future CleanArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Classy Vintage Lace Nails professionalDQ 2013-04-20 | Hello classy ladies and gents!! I'm sorry I've been so slow and unresponsive. Stuff has happened. Life. Y'know. Thank you for all your amazing support and I have plenty of epic rainbows and mentalness to share with you all this summer. I thought I'd start it off by putting neon and classy together. Banging. It's not often I paint ladylike elegant stuff. But they're PINK so I like them. Hope you do too. Much lovexx mwah xxFacebook me your nails!http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ **DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is owned by me and I am simply expressing myself. No subliminal messaging or illegal sponsors here. My nails are real. Bacon rules.Music Credits:Song name: Padanaya BlokovArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Ladybird Nails professionalDQ 2013-04-10 | Hey cool people! :D AAARGH it's so hard to think of something nice for spring without doing the same thing as everyone else. I struggled to be original this week and actually wiped FIVE different designs off because they were all fails. My nails were knackered. I dunno how these bloggers do so much swatching. It takes SO much time to remove and repaint. Anyway I always liked ladybirds but they've been done by so many people before and I don't think they look as good on ginormous talons. So while my nails were "short" [LOL] I thought I'd give them a try. I had no idea where I was going while I painted these, but I think they turned out pretty cute in the end. The heart eyes kinda makes them look like they're smiling...or farting. Thanks for watching, love you guys!xxxPRODUCTS in order of appearance:Base coat: OPI Nail EnvyWhite: Nina Pro, French WhiteRainbow: Normal water based acrylic paints from a craft storeIredescent paint: Watercolour paint from a craft store. Sheer nail polish will do the same job. Sparkle: Nina Pro, Opal EleganceStriper brush: Twas a gift but you can find similar ones from Sally's or eBayDotting tool: From a local craft store. eBay is crawling with them too. Small brush: Set of three from BornPrettyStore.comPink leafage: Models Own, Pastel PinkTopcoat: Sally Hansen Insta-DriFACEBOOK ME: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**Everything in this video is my own stuff and my own opinions and I am simply expressing myself. I come in peace. Don't drink and drive and don't talk to strangers unless they're speaking in unicorn. Music Credits:Song name: Call to AdventureArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
♥ Blue Nail Art for Autism Awareness ♥ professionalDQ 2013-04-03 | Hey guys! Read here if you're fabulous! xDSorry it's been a while [ten days] since I uploaded. I've been doing some...stuff. There will be lots of rainbows and spring/summer designs coming shortly :D The sun has actually come out in the UK. Shocking! Anyway, I'm showing my support for Autism Awareness Month with some unco-ordinated blue nail art. Hope you enjoy and get your blue on!Much love xx mwah! xxLINKS:My personal experience: http://professionaldq.blogspot.co.uk/2012/04/autism-awareness-day.htmlWikipedia's article on Autism: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AutismMy Facebook [nothing to do with Autism Awareness day]: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQPRODUCTS:Pale blue nail polish: Franken I made with an old blue and whiteMiddle finger blue: Nina Pro, Blue BlazeIndex finger blue: LA Colors, Wired Left thumb: Barry M Texture, Atlantic RoadRight thumb: Barry M, Blue & Barry M, Aqua GlitterWater marble: China Glaze, Rainbow & Barry M, Blue & Barry M, GreyAcrylic paints: Normal water based ones from a craft store. They're all pretty much the same. Dotting tool: Also from a craft store, but you can find them on eBayStriper: A gift from a friend but you can find them ay Beauty Supply stores or eBay just type "nail art striper brush" Small paintbrushes: Set of three from BornPrettyStore**DISCLAIMER** Everything here is my legal and I am simply expressing myself. No hidden messages or sponsors. My nails are real. Seahorses are real too. I didn't even know that until a few years ago. HA!Music Credits: Song name: Cold FunkArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Dark Side Of Easter professionalDQ 2013-03-24 | Greetings, friends! I thought about doing some lovely elegant classy Easter inspired nails... And then I woke up and was like, WHAT WAS I THINKING?!! A weird controversial story about a posessed rabbit is MUCH more appropriate!Thank you to Crystal Jane for the suggestion! Much love to you all and hope you have a psycho Easterxx mwah! xxFACEBOOK ME: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQPRODUCTS will be updated tomorrow because I've just spent all day editing this on my shitty crashy computer and my mind and organisation is all over the place. LOL** DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff and my own creations. I wrote the story myself and even made the sound effects with my big mouth and some stuff that sounds like eggs. My nails are real and the story is fictional. I like turtles.Music Credits:Artist name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Sneaky Snitch, GagoolWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Cherry Pop Art Nails professionalDQ 2013-03-19 | Read here or forever hold your peace...When Spring eventually comes to the UK, the first thing I think of painting on my nails is flowers. FLOWERS!! Truth is, I'm not very creative with flowers, I'm not very good at drawing them and I don't really like doing them to be honest. For five whole days I tried to create a funky springtime flower design and I FAILED!! Seriously. I painted several flowery designs and they all looked like crap [IMO] so I just wiped them off without even taking a picture. It seems my nails have endured more acetone in the past week than ever before!I obviously gave up on the flowers and did some pop art fizz instead. Pop art nails are quite specific and I realise I spend more time on them than most others, so I thought I'd compromise this time and do it on just the one nail. If you wanted to be super creative and wacky you could find five different words and do a different flavour on each hand. Be experi-MENTAL!! Thanks for reading. Love you guys!PRODUCTS USED:Pink: 2True, Shade 16White: Nina Pro, French WhiteGlitter: Barry M, Diamond GlitterRed: Rimmel Cocktiail, Hawaiian PunchSmall Brush: set of three from BornPrettyStore.comStriper Brush: A gift, but you can get similar ones from Sally's or eBay, just type "Nail art striper brush"Acrylic paint: Normal, water based acrylic paint. Found at most normal craft storesTopcoat: Sally Hansen Insta-Dri & Rimmel Matte Finish Topcoat**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff and I am simply expressing myself. No one is sponsoring or involved in this production except me and my imagination. My nails are real. All twenty of them. Although if they WERE fake that would be a really big fucking deal and we could all have a huuuuge discussion about it or something.Music Credits: Song name: Cold Funk Artist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Glow In The Dark Print professionalDQ 2013-03-11 | Haii! All the cool rainbowcats can haz 10% off with this discount code: PFNW10 Here are the products I used: Glowy neon nail polish: http://www.bornprettystore.com/candy-colors-fluorescent-neon-luminous-nail-polish-glow-dark-varnish-p-4837.htmlSet of three purple nail art brushes: http://www.bornprettystore.com/3pcs-purple-nail-brush-ongle-liner-drawing-line-paint-p-4884.htmlYay! purse friendly rainbows for everyone. Save up for a Bugatti Veyron with rainbow fumes :D Anyway, I absolutely LOVE this glow in the dark nail polish. It's almost like neon, except for neon to glow in the dark you need a blacklight... and you don't always have a blacklight. I should invest in a blacklight actually. BLACKLIGHT!! I couldn't capture the full effect even though my camera is HD and has "filming in the dark" settings. WTF. They look really obvious in real life. I was lying in bed and I opened my eyes and they made me jump because I forgot I was wearing glow polish and wondered what the hell it was! I thought a magic caterpillar had crawled onto my pillow or something. I need to open the windows with all these nail polish fumes... o_O Hope you're all having a colourful week! Facebook me [seriously I love seeing your cool ass designs on my wall]: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** The glowy nail polish and brushes were sent to me by BornPrettyStore.com for review. All opinions are my own though and I am not obliged to big anyone up if I do not wish to. Always truthful, always mental. My nails are real, but DYGAF really?!! The world will not implode as a result of this video. YouTube Police & Fire service need not attend this event. Music Credits:Song name: RiptideArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Musical Rainbow Nail Art Collaboration professionalDQ 2013-03-03 | Read here and be inspired!I'm soo happy to be collaborating again with one of my favourite YouTubers. The classy bird who also makes my intros and designed my mental channel background, ArcadiaNailArt. YAY! If you're not already subscribed to her then what are you DOING with your life?!! It's ok, it's not too late. She's right here: http://www.youtube.com/ArcadiaNailArtHere's her splendid video for the other half of the collab if you started reading here before you watched to the end of the video. HA! GOTCHA!! ;D http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LHANbK8IVe4Blah, Rainbows in a minute. Facebook stuff...**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is legal. I'll write something mental here later because I'm eager to get on and share the feckin video already!Music Credits:Artist name: Kevin MacleodSong name: Down Home RockinWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
The Tale of the Rude Unicorn professionalDQ 2013-02-24 | Inspired by a true story.... Ok well actually it's fictional and from my imagination... but you can't prove that it never happened in another universe, can you? No.Ever been to a social gathering where everyone looks down their noses at you because you're a bit freaky or don't dress like an it-girl to fit in? Next time that happens, just say to yourself: "What would a unicorn do?" And just do that. CONFORM TO THE UNICORN SOCIETY!! Sneeze rainbows over the boring snobby people. It's totally controversial and awesome and you probably won't get arrested if you can fly fast enough ;)Anyway, share your unicorns with me on Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff that I paid for with my own munnaaaay! The nails are real, the hands are organically grown from my own arms and the story is written and narrated by ME. So yeah, it's all mine and the YouTube police don't give a shit, just like the unicorn.Music Credits:Artist name: Kevin MacleodSongs: Mining by MoonlightScheming Weasel (faster)Gaslamp FunworksWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Classy and Casual Creativity! professionalDQ 2013-02-21 | Word up, homies! Don't panic! I haven't lost my epic rainbow vibe or anything. I sometimes just feel like doing something co-ordinated and simple. This is something for those of you who don't have massive long nails or the patience or skill to paint a ton of zebra print on both hands. It's still creative, but you don't have to have a steady hand at all whatsoever for this kind of creativity. I hope you enjoy, and the mental rainbows will be returning... :D The metal shapes are from Born Pretty Store. http://www.bornprettystore.com10% discount if you use this code: PFNW10More simple frankenpolishness: http://professionaldq.blogspot.co.uk/2013/02/frankenpolish.htmlFACEBOOK ME! http://www.facebook.com/professionalDQ**DISCLAIMER**Everything in this video is my own stuff and the opinions are my own. The metal shapes were sent to me from Born Pretty store. My nails are real. Obama is left handed. Whaddya think about that then eh? Music Credits: Song name: Retro Future CleanArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
Rainbow Dinosaur Print professionalDQ 2013-02-14 | RAWWRR!!I thought this design looked quite dinosaury, but you could call them whatever you like. It's open to interpretation. I like dinosaurs...and I like rainbows. So yeah. Rainbow dinosaur print. Thanks for watching you guysxx mwah :DCome Facebook me: http:www.facebook.com/professionalDQPRODUCTS USED: Base coat: OPI Nail Envy [2 coats] Base Colour: OPI Lady in BlackAcrylic paints: Normal water based acrylic paints, mixed with white to make four shadesBrush: Bog standard painting brush from a craft store. A small one.Topcoat: Sally Hansen Insta-DriBlatant fake-ass looking nails: Organically grown from my fingertips at a hundred miles per hour because I'm a freak and I don't know why ok??!! :D**DISCLAIMER** Everything in this video is my own stuff and own opinions and nobody needs to worry about the YouTube police waking us up halfway through a video. Annoying when that happens. My three armed friend in the video is Rachel. She is actually my two armed cousin, with one arm donated but not de-attached, by me. Music Credits:Song name: Savannah SketchArtist name: Kevin MacleodWebsite: http://www.incompetech.com
