Initiation Song: Divergent Parody Hank and Kirk 2012-06-23 | Here is a Divergent parody song to the tune of the Phineas and Ferb theme song. Hope you guys like it!
America Singer (The Selection Parody!) Hank and Kirk 2014-09-06 | Sorry we haven't made videos in a while. We haven't had a lot of time, but we finally got together! Hope you guys like this. It's to Dead Girl Walking from Heathers the Musical. Here are the lyricsThe demon king of illea has decreed it. He says Monday, 8 am i will leave the palaceThe guards will take me down the hallThrow me out before them allJust a few hours to stay how shall I spend them?I don't want to leave without a fightI wanna stay with him all my life But I think I'm in love with himHere's an option that ain't grimSpend my last night here with his highness yeahI need him now I'm America SingerI'll win somehow I'm America SingerBefore they throw me outI'm gonna see what you think aboutthe fact that I won't leaveI'm America SingerMaxon: America? What are you doing in my room? America: ShhhSorry, but I really had to wake you See I decided I can't leave until I show youthat I'm the one you really loveKriss is who you should get rid ofShut your mouth and lose that stupid crownCome ontonight I'm yours I'm your America SingerClose the doors, Kiss America SingerLet's go, you know I'm rightI'm the girl you'll pick tonightBow down to your princess, America SingerAnd you know, you know you know I think you're beautiful You say you love them too, but I can't agreeSo this contest sucks, but I wasn't picked by luckit's cause i'm beautiful, we can be beautiful Maxon: that works for meDANCE BREAKYeah, i'm The OneTake America Singer(How'd you get past the guards?)Let's have some fun, I'm America Singer(I think you should go to sleep)No sleep tonight for usWe've got lots to discuss(Okay, okay!)Set your eyes right here,make the other girls disappear(Okay, okay!)Touch me, pull my hair,kiss me there and there and thereand no more talking(oh!)Love your America Singer(o-o-kay kay)Love your America Singer(Yeah, yeah, oh oh wait wait!)Love AmericaBoth: yeah yeah yeah (ow!)yeah
The Lunar Chronicles Hank and Kirk 2014-05-25 | WATCH ME TALK ABOUT THE WONDROUS BOOK SERIES BY MARISSA MEYER(p.s. this is actually a contest entry)Song in the background: Filming Our Favorite Lies by the Modern Electric
Catcher in the Rye parody Hank and Kirk 2014-03-08 | Catcher in the Rye parody set to "A Thousand Miles" by Vanessa Carlton. Enjoy
DO YOU WANNA CLIMB A FERRISWHEEL? Hank and Kirk 2014-02-26 | ****ALLEGIANT SPOILERS****A parody to Frozen's Do You Wanna Build a Snowman, in which Four sings to (a dead) Tris. Sorry for 1:25, the clips got messed up!
2013 Bloopers Hank and Kirk 2014-01-08 | A YEAR OF CRAZINESS AND SCREWING AROUND AND JUST BEING . . . weird divergent fans?
THE BEST OF 2013 Hank and Kirk 2014-01-01 | Not really though we just kind of go off on rants about things because it's like 1 in the morning and idk. but yEAH WATCH IT
Hannahs Allegiant Review (SPOILERS!) Hank and Kirk 2013-10-26 | this book is just alsdkjfaewpfsfkaw emotions
Tonight Tonight (Parody Requested!) Hank and Kirk 2013-08-15 | Tonight TonightIt's been a really really messed up weekSeven days of fighting, seven days of trainingand my boyfriend went and saved meHe's a abnegation dime but in dauntless, he's flamingLa la la, whatever, la la la, it doesn't matter, la la la, oh well, la la la(we're going at it) Tonight tonightthere's a party in the pit, where the dauntless ruletonight tonight and we're jumping off the edge of a Chicago buildingi don't know if i fear you, but watch much i'll scare you It's a fight, a fight, tonight tonightI woke up with a new tattooRemember when I got, 3 ravens, i will rock itAnd it kind of is like my familyi can't believe i left them (aw)chorusjust don't stop, let's keep the trains goingkeep the guns up, lets throw the knives downit's my faction, fight if i want towe can get reckless, let the fear out (x2)it's you and me and we're running this pitand its me and you and we're dodging the hitsand ain't nobody gonna tell us to go cause this is our factionwoah, comeon, all you dauntlesswoah let me hear you now: chorusjust singing like: woah, come on, ohh all you initiateswoah all you dauntless (even the new kids)
DOWNWORLDER MAKEUP TUTORIAL Hank and Kirk 2013-07-31 | learn how to look like a very (un)attractive downworlder
fourtris fire Hank and Kirk 2013-07-07 | Cover of "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel set to everyone's favorite dystopian couple's relationship.
SOMEBODY THAT I USED TO KNOW Hank and Kirk 2013-06-11 | Divergent Parody (Requested) Now and then I think of when we lived togetherLike when you said we had to think about ourselvesTold myself that you would stay right hereBut then you left us for the eruditeFaction before blood, it's an ache i still rememberyou can get addicted to a certain kind of braverylike jumping off trains and climbing ferris wheelsso when i found out you were lying to mewell, you said that you were still my brotherbut i'll admit that you really screwed me overbut you didn't have to help jeaninemake it like we were not siblings and that family was nothingand i don't even need your helpbut you treat me like a traitor and that feels so roughno you didn't have to switch factionshand yourself over to the enemy and give them infoi guess that i don't need i need you thoughnow you're just a brother that i used knownow and then i think of all the times we stuck togetherhad me believing we were siblings till the endbut you went in and turned me inmaking serums that would end meyou said that you were sorryand i wouldn't catch you acting like some brother that i used to know
A Hot Raccoon or a Hot Mess: A Divergent Factions Makeup Tutorial Hank and Kirk 2013-06-10 | How to look Amity, Abnegation, Erudite, Dauntless, and Candor (kind of).
John Green Parody Submission! Hank and Kirk 2013-05-02 | AH JOHN GREENTFIOSTANGLEDNERD FACTORHELPEXCITEMENTWHO THE EFF IS HANK
When Will Initiation end? Hank and Kirk 2013-04-11 | A TANGLED PARODYSO YOU BETTER ENJOY ITSeven A.M., the usual dauntless line-upStart on the knives and make sure the blades are cleanMop up the blood, wear black and then dine upGo meet Four and by then It's like seven fifteenAnd so I'll pick some fightsOr maybe 2 or 3I'll add a few new tattoosTo my galleryI'll throw some knives and train and eatAnd basicallyJust wonder, when will initiation end?Then, after lunch, it's capture the flag, no cheatingFerris-wheels, a bit of running and we winsimulations, ziplining, and competing Then I'll fightOr not tonightWalk aroundNOT OFF THE CHASMAnd I'll go jump some trains, if I have time to spareI'll ink my arms som emore, I'm sure there's room somewhereAnd then I'll face and face and face and face my fearsStuck in the same 'scape I've always beenAnd i'll keep wondering (x3) when will initiation end?Tomorrow night...The top 6 will appear...Just like they do in initiation each year...What is itlike...Out there where they're members...Now that I'm braverEric might just let me go
I Knew You Were Dauntless (Swift Parody) Hank and Kirk 2013-02-09 | Here's a poorly sung parody to Taylor's "I Knew You Were Trouble" It's Tobias's point of view on meeting Tris!
The Tumblr Non-Drinking Drinking Game Hank and Kirk 2013-01-03 | The Tumblr Non-Drinking Drinking Game
HAPPY NEW YEARRRRRRR from Hannah :D Hank and Kirk 2012-12-31 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.gold-of-her-ruined-wedding-dress.tumblr.comwww.webuiltthisfourtris.tumblr.com
Cup Trick Medley Hank and Kirk 2012-12-29 | So I just learned how to do the cup trick (Pitch Perfect), and I spent the whole night finding songs that work well with it. I have a lot more, but I couldn't exactly remember them while I made this video. Anyways, hope you kinda like this random video :) Sorry for all the lyric mistakes!!Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.gold-of-her-ruined-wedding-dress.tumblr.com www.webuiltthisfourtris.tumblr.com
Some Nights Hank and Kirk 2012-12-29 | So I forgot to post this. My singing is absolutely terrible in this (I don't really know the song). Anyways, hope you like the lyrics a little bit?? hahaPlease comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.uncured.tumblr.com www.sophlightwood.tumblr.comLYRICS:Some nights I stay up thinking about Choosing DaySome nights I regretSome nights I wish that I went with AbnegationSome nights I wish I was selflessBut I still fight hardI still throw those knivesOh, Four, I'm still not sure if I made the right choice Did I make the right choice? Did I make the right choice?Most nights, I don't know anymoreOHHHHHHHThis is it, guys, this is warWhy are you waiting, Four?Why don't we break Jeanine already?I was never one of the Dauntless typesSaved that for my aptitude testI try twice as hard and I almost win, But Peter comes to jack my styleThat's alrightI found Tobias in my bed tonightHe stops me from trying to be the best, be the best, be the bestOh, but I'm not? mmm... mmmm..... Oh Some nights I wish that this would all endCause I could keep people alive for a changeAnd some nights I'm scared you'll be mad at ] me againSome nights, I always rebel, I always rebelBut I still fight hardI still throw those knivesOh, Four, I'm still not sure if I made the right choice Did I make the right choice? Did I make the right choice?Most nights, I don't know OHHHHHHHSo, this is it? I shed my blood for this?Killed my friend for this?Let my parents die for this?(Come on)No. When I see Four, when I see, when I see Four, that's all there isWhen I hear guns, they sound like this one, BAM!SO SHOOT ON!Well, that is it guys, that is all-a few weeks in and we're already done?A whole life of this, I'm not sure if I can handle all thisThis one is not for the Erudite; Sorry to leave, Bro, I had to goWho the fuck wants to study alone dried up in a library?My heart is breaking for my brother and the things he calls "fun"When I look into Uriah's eyes......Man you wouldn't believe the only zipline I've ever been on!Some wonderful rush.....ah..........The other night, you wouldn't believe the fear landscape about you and meEric was laughing but we both agreedIt's for the best if we don't listenIt's for the best that I chose DauntlessIt's for the best if we don't listenIt's for the best that I chose Dauntless
Delirium Song (Original) Hank and Kirk 2012-12-24 | IGNORE MY TERRIBLE SINGINGIT'S FOR THE LYRICS:The way your lips say my namelike a song, a soft refrainThe way your hand makes circles on my backYour heart is close to mine I feelyou staring down at me, revealed"Beautiful," you whisper to my lipsI know it's wrongThat's it's not supposed to beBut the infection's too strongAnd it's taking over meI'm deliriousI'm lovesickFirst touch, first breath, first kissDiseasedFall to my kneesLast shot, last climb, last stareThe way you hold so close to meAs we're falling fast asleepReciting poetry in my earsTrading notes in a statue's handMeeting secretly on the sandThe way your eyes smile and brightly shineI know it's wrongThat's it's not supposed to beBut the infection's too strongAnd it's taking over me*chorus*I love youRememberThey cannot take it*chorus* Through the fence I look at youWondering 'bout all we could doIn the wilds where love will set us freePlease comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.gold-of-her-ruined-wedding-dress.tumblr.com www.webuiltthisfourtris.tumblr.com
Dauntless Trains (Walt Grace Parody) Hank and Kirk 2012-12-23 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.gold-of-her-ruined-wedding-dress.tumblr.com www.webuiltthisfourtris.tumblr.com
TMI TRAILER REACTION Hank and Kirk 2012-11-15 | I CANNOT BREATHE THIS IS CRAZY OMG MY LIFE IS OVER WHAT IS AIR? Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.gold-of-her-ruined-wedding-dress.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
The Shadow World! (A Whole New World Parody) Hank and Kirk 2012-11-01 | Here's our first Mortal Instruments Parody! Hope you guys like it :)I can give you the SightSee through glamours and rememberTell me, Clary, now when did you last see a demon fight? I can you show our worldDownworlders, angels, and demonsSilent Brothers and IdrisOn a magic, motorcycle rideThe Shadow World A new fantastic point of viewYour mom tries to tell you noOr where to goAnd say you're only mundaneThe Shadow WorldA magical place you never knewBut if you are ableOh, BY THE ANGELStay in this Shadow World with meNow I'm in the shadow world with youUnbelieveable powersIndescribable healing (I USED AN IRATZE) Fighting, secrets, and incest For another whole three booksThe Shadow World (Don't you dare love that nerd!)A hundred thousand demons to fight(Hold your blade, fight them better)I'm like a real nephilimI've got so many powersI can't go back to being just mundaneThe Shadow WorldValentine's still alive With new enemies to pursueEvery moment, we're fighting Simon follows me everywhere Luke's a wolf, BEWARE!Let me share the Shadow World with youThe Shadow World (repeat)That's where I'll beA thrilling lifeWith lots of knivesFor you and mePlease comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
We are Never Ever Getting Intimate (Divergent Parody Request) Hank and Kirk 2012-10-27 | (Based on Taylor Swift's We are Never Ever Getting Back Together)I remember when we first met and you're likeSaying "Change your name, first jumper, Stiff," cause likeI just got to the Dauntless compound When I switched my faction today (What?) Then you come around again and say,Hey Tris, are you even human, way up here? It's my fearRemember how you've only got four you say,"Close spaces, Marcus, Heights, and Shooting"oooohhhYou're in my fear landscape again but ooohhhhhThis time I'm telling you i'm telling youWe are never ever ever getting intimateWe are never ever ever getting intimateYou go talk to the Dauntless talk to initiates talk to meBut we are never ever ever getting intimateLike everI'm really gonna miss you throwing knives at meFalling for you, trying to stay alive and you, Acting like you didn't like me which was a lieWith some drunken lines, "you look good, tris"oooohhhYou're in my fear landscape again but ooohhhhhThis time I'm telling you i'm telling youWe are never ever ever getting intimateWe are never ever ever getting intimateYou go talk to the Dauntless talk to initiates talk to meAnd we are never ever ever getting intimateI used to thinkThat sex was a never never And I used to say, "Kissing is inappropriate" "So he comes to me in my landscape and he's like "ughhh let's have sex""And I'm like... wtf is that. It sounds disgustinggg. Like we are never getting intimate. EVER"OHHHHHWe are never ever ever getting intimateWe are never ever ever getting intimateYou go talk to the Dauntless talk to initiates talk to meAnd we are never ever ever getting intimateLike everPlease comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
Kirbys Thoughts on Divergent Casting News Hank and Kirk 2012-10-21 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
Hannahs Divergent Casting News/Thoughts Hank and Kirk 2012-10-20 | Here are my thoughts on Shailene Woodley, who is going to be playing Tris in the movie for sure, and Alexander Ludwig, who is in consideration for Four. UPDATED FANCAST:Four.....Drew RoyNatalie.....Erika ChristensonAndrew.....Clark GreggChristina.....Bianca LawsonUriah.....Tyler PoseyMarlene.....Kaya ScoledarioCaleb.....Andrew GarfieldEric.....Tyler BlackbournPlease comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
LETS BE IN THE DIVERGENT MOVIE! Hank and Kirk 2012-08-27 | Sorry for the messed up sound! I don't know what's going on :PI wanna help our fandom get a chance to be a part of the Divergent movie. It's not a guaranteed thing, but it's not like sharing this video is going to hurt you, right? So, take a second to like, comment, share, or reblog this video. If we get enough views and likes, Veronica Roth may see it and we may get a chance. I know everybody is dying to even be an extra in the movie, but we only have a couple of months! So PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE help our fandom Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
monkey Hank and Kirk 2012-08-19 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.divergentjace.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
hunger games discussion Hank and Kirk 2012-08-19 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.divergentjace.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
Hey There Tobias Hank and Kirk 2012-08-19 | Please comment, subscribe, favorite, request, like, anything! Tumblrs: www.mundane-pansycakes.tumblr.com www.ferriswheelfourtris.tumblr.com
Change Yours, Maybe? (Call Me Maybe Parody) Hank and Kirk 2012-08-15 | Just wrote this alone. I'm a lone initiate in this video! Anyways, hope you guys like it!Please leave song suggestions, comments, and don't forget to enter our FANFICTION CONTEST! (info in previous video)Thanks :)-HannahLyrics:I'll be your trainer for weeksI'll teach you all the techniquesI want the strong, not the meek,Welcome to your first dayI use a lot of sarcasmMy looks might give your orgasmsHey, don't fall into the chasmIt's only the first dayYou're the first jumperGray shirt, Stiff all overAnd only two years youngerWelcome to the Dauntless, baby!Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?And you should probably getA tattoo babyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?And all initiatesTry to make itMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?You did okay with the fightsCapture the flag is tonightOh, crap I'm scared of heightsHave been since the first dayI train and throw knives at youOh only if you knewI'm falling for you, it's trueHave been since the first dayYou're the first jumperGray shirt, Stiff all overAnd only two years youngerWelcome to the Dauntless, baby!Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?And you should probably getA tattoo babyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?Hey, I just met youAnd this is crazyMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?And all initiatesTry to make itMy name's a numberSo change yours, maybe?Before you came to DauntlessI missed you so badI missed you so badI missed you so badBefore you came to DauntlessI missed you so badAnd you should know thatI missed you so so bad
Fanfiction Contest! Hank and Kirk 2012-08-04 | Rules:1. Must be subscribed2. Must be following divergentjace and ferriswheelfourtris on Tumblr (WE WILL CHECK)3. No more than 2 or 3 pages long4. Email to triseaton46@gmail.com (Include youtube and tumblr usernames please)Prizes/Winners:-Winner for Best Written and Most Creative Plot-Will be promoted by reblogging, text posts, and link in our "About" section of our blogsPLEASE ENTER
Too Much Amity Bread . . . . and Jace Hank and Kirk 2012-08-04 | READ ZE MORTAL INSTRUMENTOS by Cassandra Clare! They are INCREDIBLE! And sorry for this random video . . . we just had too much peace serum. damn you amity! lol just kidding
Divergent Challenge Days 21-30! Hank and Kirk 2012-08-04 | Finishing up our Divergent Challenge :) Hope you al liked it!
Dauntless: Parody Song Hank and Kirk 2012-07-22 | This is our parody to Friday by Rebecca Black (yes, we hate this song but we liked the tune for this parody.) Sorry about our bad singing, off rhythym, looking at the lyrics, and scrolling down the page. Hope you like it though!Lyrics:Choosing Day, waking up in AbnegationGotta wear gray, can't look in the mirrorGotta catch the bus, gotta giv up my seatSeeing the train with the Dauntless jumpingTicking on and on everybody's waitingGotta get up to the front with MarcusGotta choose my faction, I see my friends (Hey Robert and Susan!)Studying with EruditeFighting with DauntlessStay with AbnegationWhich faction do I choose?I chose Dauntless, DauntlessGotta jump off some buildingsEverybody's looking forward to Initiation, -ationDauntless, DauntlessClimbing up ferris wheelsEverybody's looking forward to InitiationFighting, fighting, ouchFighting, fighting, ouchblood, blood, blood, bloodLooking forward to initiationMiddle of the night, Edward's stabbed in the eyeIt's all Peter's fault but I'm glad it's not mineFour, Four, think about FourMy mom knows who he isI got tatts, you got tattsChristina's by my right handMore tatts, yes, more tattsMy father would kill me . . .Studying with eruditeFighting with DauntlessStay with AbnegationI already had to choose!I chose Dauntless, DauntlessGotta jump off some buildingsEverybody's looking forward to Initiation, -ationDauntless, DauntlessClimbing up the ferris wheelsEverybody's looking forward to InitiationFighting, fighting, ouchFighting, fighting, ouchblood, blood, blood, bloodLooking forward to intiationYesterday I beat Molly, MollyToday is fear landscape, landscapeWe-we-we so nervousWe so nervousWe gonna get scared so badTomorrow is InitiationBut Jeanine will attackI don't wanna drown in a tank!BP- Beatrice PriorSo chillin' with the Tobias(TobiasIn the train car (Train car)I'm jumping, landing (Yeah, yeah)Rooftop, land on topWith Tobias at my side (Woo!)(C'mon) Passin' by is brainwashed armyShooting bullets, bullets wanna screamLoad my gun, it's war time, rebellionWe gonna kill, come on, come onI chose Dauntless, DauntlessGotta jump off some buildingsEverybody''s looking forward to Initiation, -ationDauntless, DauntlessClimbing up the ferris wheelsEverybody's looking forward to InitiationFighting, fighting, ouchFighting, fighting, ouchblood, blood, blood, bloodWe made it past initation
Day 6-10 of 30 Day Divergent Challenge Hank and Kirk 2012-07-15 | please subscribe :) We try to make new videos every week or two and take suggestions!
Day 1-5 of Divergent 30 Day Challenge! Hank and Kirk 2012-07-15 | Since we can't film a video everyday, we will film "5 days" worth of the challenge and post the videos every 5 days! Hope you like it
Divergent Talk #2 FOURRRRRR Hank and Kirk 2012-06-29 | babbling on about Four again. What's new? Subscribe to us on youtube, and follow us on tumblr (divergentplease and ferriswheelfourtris)
Divergent Talk! Episode #1 Hank and Kirk 2012-06-23 | Here is us just blabbing on about Divergent and random stuff. We will make new episodes frequently if you guys like them ;) Enjoy!
Initation Song Bloopers! Hank and Kirk 2012-06-23 | Enjoy this realy bad first take of our initation song :)
What Divergent Fans Say Hank and Kirk 2012-06-19 | We're Divergent fans. Thought this might be amusing.
