Misery Streams 21 / Rings of Redemption The Misery Merchant 2026-09-24 | Misery Streams 21 / Rings of Redemption
Misery Streams 20 / HYPERFLEXATION The Misery Merchant 2025-09-29 | Darsydephil (buff) pictured holding the gates of his HOA community open for DoorDash and delivery drivers after Comcast's internet outage made the gate inoperable.--Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Keem Dream (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2025-09-28 | Instrumental version of The Misery Merchant Cha' King of the Ring 2025 Round 1 entry - Keem Dream-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil
Zero Steaks (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2025-09-18 | Zero Steaks Instrumental by the Misery Merchant. Kept you waiting, huh?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#steakexplosion #dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant
Misery Streams 19 / Begga Hecka High, Cuzza Tipsa Lo The Misery Merchant 2025-09-16 | Come on in, and spin in your chair! Let the begs begin, it's time to brush your greasy hair! DSPee-Wee is SO excited 'cause all his dents have been invited to go broke at DSPee-wee's Gouthouse!--Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 03:26 Greetings 03:51 - 39:01 Sep 139:02 – 1:17:00 Sep 21:17:01 – 1:29:20 Sep 31:29:21 – 1:57:43 Sep 41:57:44 – 2:10:57 Sep 52:10:58 – 2:31:51 Kat Conspiracy 2:31:51 – 2:50:39 Sep 72:50:40 – 3:11:42 Sep 83:11:43 – 3:35:20 Sep 93:35:21 – 3:35:20 Sep 104:01:14 – 4:56:42 Sep 114:56:43 – 5:05:08 Sep 125:05:09 – 6:04:43 Sep 146:04:44 – 6:05:46 Outro --Sep 1DSP Tries It: Klarna Streams Snort Burnell - youtu.be/RREuEMREFes?t=193 PersonalTrainerSydePhil Snort Hogan - youtu.be/52mknpukPyE?t=159 Cookies Crumbled/Money Can’t Buy Immunity/Drink Pool Water Memology101 - youtu.be/akX2L41i8R8?t=45 Stress Farting over Lemon PC Snort Hogan - youtu.be/tCBYPk0trnc?t=30 Sep 2Return of Mr.Views/Phil Burnell has never been in a Pool Snort Hogan - youtu.be/dbirjFu3nF0?t=332 A/C Ducts are not the same as furnace ducts Snort Burnell - youtu.be/mincepk9Ht4?t=533 Ballad of Fail Tony Memology101 - youtu.be/dbSydJPOBPY?t=25Q&A Summarized Snort Hogan - youtu.be/3x4UWERuOyk?t=2171 Sep 3Audible at the Closet Line Snort Hogan - youtu.be/57lM_TzcyMg?t=130 Arrested Development and Arrest Fantasies Memology101 - youtu.be/FJ2Px5qCM9E?t=153 Gears of War Failed and Whaled Memology 101 - youtu.be/UPq2H2fwe84?t=555 Sep 4Red vs Burnell Memology101 - youtu.be/8x5Ub6oBSt8?t=29 Stroking for Tony Snort Hogan - youtu.be/37DeIHiCCkY?t=12 From GTA4 to Silksong Snort Burnell - youtu.be/mRDFRydSqJQ?t=139 Sep 5Cronos: the New Beg Snort Burnell - youtu.be/b5K-t3QNf7c?t=198 Kino Casino is a failure Snort Burnell - youtu.be/41zBo3qT4hY?t=80 Sep 7 Kat is more important the Marvel Token Beta Memology101 - youtu.be/eiNJySZZ9NA?t=27 Phil admits he cannot sue anyone Doody Streams - youtu.be/93AhD8tgybY?t=473 Four in a row, that’s concerning - Snort Burnell - youtu.be/fN1A9q1QqN4?t=560 Sept 8Suikoden & SuckSong Scorn Summary Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs - youtu.be/unuJLGZcTo0 Sep 9Chrono Crashout Memeology 101 - youtu.be/V3ZnHGst70g?t=419 Gears of WAAAAGH Snort Burnell - youtube.com/watch?v=RGjSYIbXytU Sep 10Yesterday’s Debts, Tomorrow’s Tacos Detractor Red - youtu.be/4DFsb11yg68?t=7 Secure-Style Phil DDDuke - youtu.be/v_rvph5fRJk The End of Metal Gear DDDuke - youtu.be/WYFesRvQUT8 Jasper’s Blood is on Your Hands Snort Hogan - youtu.be/iaHoN-JLgzQ?t=508 Sep 11NEVER FORGET NEVER FORGIVE Doody - youtu.be/kfBwiFWuAWU?t=209 Day Stream SuikoDENT DDDuke - youtu.be/9K_0jwryzew?t=42 DSP Food Based Tries It + Bonus thing in Different Form Snort Hogan - youtu.be/9U5KBHgWgwk?t=125 Late Stream Gout of War Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ueopCUiQ8gM?t=132Sep 12Quick Cut: Dented Virtual Boi Snort Burnell - youtu.be/U76W7FWTLi0?t=107 Day Stream: SnortSong’s Final Wish Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ueopCUiQ8gM?t=560 Night Stream: Crapcom Mighty D - youtube.com/watch?v=UQCQRKNjMuISep 14Amiibo REEbo / Youtube Decline Snort Hogan - youtu.be/WrpILcsheZg?t=891 DSP Treats a Burger better than his Wife Snort Hogan - youtu.be/a8ySbpyAgjM?t=88 Truckin’ n’ Suckin’ KingDDDuke - youtu.be/3BuVt5b2Umk?t=281
Misery Streams 18 / Mental Gear Solid Δ: Kingsnake Beater The Misery Merchant 2025-09-02 | It's Labor Day and we are getting WORKED UP over the mental dentation of the Kingsnake. Detractors, we have a refreshed intro and outro for you all to see, so please arrive promptly at the Cult Meeting start and stay through the end. --Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 04:03 Greetings 04:04 – 1:30:48 Aug 181:30:49 – 1:48:14 Aug 191:48:15 – 1:57:24 Aug 201:57:25 - 2:25:57 Aug 212:25:58 – 2:29:33 RIP COBES2:29:34 – 3:39:01 Aug 243:39:02 – 4:36:20 Aug 253:35:21 – 4:51:20 Aug 264:51:21 – 5:37:37 Aug 275:37:38 – 6:00:35 Aug 286:00:36 – 6:22:57 Aug 296:22:58 – 6:42:05 Aug 306:42:06 - 7:50:19 Aug 317:50:20 – 7:51:22 Outro --Aug 18thI Am Your Daddy Recap Snort Hogan - youtu.be/HQ83mMyoRt0?t=578Stationary Code DDDuke - youtu.be/5LHuIAYXkMU?t=31 Therapy on Wheels DDM - youtube.com/live/bjZqbr7SZuA?si=JqfsW9dIUvZJ1rjW&t=1634 Aug 19thContribution Chargeback Cuck Crimp Calls Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ZjVjLb41wYA?t=426 Soo-eeeee Kooo Den DDuke - youtu.be/3Ac1HHWOcaQ?t=83 Mr. Beast and a Busted House Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ak1PgnWwPQc?t=492 Hydrate Everything DDDuke - youtu.be/M12VCrYCaAY?t=1586 Aug 20thCheat Day Doody - youtu.be/5yk18Q61cPg?t=202 The Blue Collar Streamer Snort Burnell - youtu.be/U7vF4wN0WkE?t=214 Donkey Dong Dentnanza DDDuke - youtu.be/pi0wBP3dQI4?t=245 Aug 21stI Can’t Eat my Wife’s Cooking, Please Donate DDDuke - youtu.be/yguZ5is3zFg?t=37 McDented Doody - youtu.be/WxEkS6z8kCU?t=360 Capcom Fighting Collection Viewer’s Choice Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=ZiEiWu2-Vgc 22nd-23rd OFF + Friday Cobes RIPyoutube.com/watch?v=tGVxrZLmLec Aug 24thThe Kingsnake on King Cobra Doody - youtu.be/WSWdcX8eUDg?t=29 Permanently Jealous Permanently Disliked DDM - youtube.com/live/EeSzitAcdzI?si=7bLUJtOF0Tu-fa9u&t=6576 Lower Tier Gay Doody - youtu.be/zRQGLyUZRhs?t=29 You Drive Me Crazy DDM - youtube.com/live/EH2EFiyQq3g?si=bLNN4YIdxAlJ0kv5&t=6890 Aug 25thMy eyes my eyes my eyes Snort Hogan - youtu.be/pM0H74YCrLA?t=112 Phil Supports Streamers DDDuke - youtu.be/m4L0OaqV4wY?t=178 Minecraft Gets Minecrafted… In Minecraft DDDuke - youtu.be/LXVayxodvo4?t=197 Aug 26thGears of War Reloaded Roulette Dick Strokin Phil Vlogs - youtu.be/TzLnAStSqUY?t=400 Troll: https://x.com/2ndDerich/status/1960439344071893128 Pay Attention to Senpai Snort Hogan - youtu.be/lEtbvMbnKJU?t=10 Denty Kong Viewer’s Choice Snort Burnell - youtu.be/JUYz6BIltx0?t=168 Tom Ton Detractor Red - youtu.be/08WCtFi-6FI?t=918 Aug 27thEarly Bird Gets The Worm: https://x.com/2ndDerich/status/1960634173493809545 Metal Gear Velcro Snort Hogan - youtu.be/CHZcSMM3bhw?t=884 Chudcast Clip Expand Dong - youtu.be/KzHlGctEYIo Glitches and Gaymin’ DDDuke - youtu.be/9CBlDlhh9eY?t=326 Early Bird Tweets: https://x.com/earlybird_tv/status/1960851605219369309 Whales Get Scammed! Snort Burnell - youtu.be/XGXoSo0Z73I?t=122 Aug 28thMetal Gear Viewer’s Choice King DDDuke - youtu.be/l5AqQb9O-dM?t=80 DSP Drinks It Gout Speedrun Edition Snort Hogan - youtu.be/L2tBkM4jX7k?t=31 Aug 29thBegaman Begathon Snort Burnell - youtu.be/YrVoeQiOF1U?t=35 Greedy Piggie Didn’t Make Enough Snort Burnell - youtu.be/CHK4jmHAaNI?t=842 Aug 30th Day off + Frank Hassle Tweet: https://x.com/REAL_1ndividual/status/1961924829910626669 Aug 31stKeem Leakin Doody - youtu.be/avQ2r6yZg8M?t=453 Keem Dreamin Meaningful Content - youtube.com/watch?v=-IgGH4Vof2I Lowcow Live Leaks: https://x.com/2ndDerich/status/1962220699340116365 If Things Go Bad… Snort Hogan - youtu.be/X_VTsmnJQJI?t=10 Delta Dent Snort Burnell - youtu.be/WWVTcOnW-pg?t=1438 Drink, Drive, and Singalong Raw Phil - youtube.com/watch?v=BcM1gaZ45pU
Misery Streams 17 / Miserable Support The Misery Merchant 2025-08-19 | Phil is not a 220, it's all a fabrication. Now there ARE steaks with LTG. YOU wanted to see him play GTA and BF6, NOW PAY UP! And a little dive into some recent Phil degen fans. --Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 04:00 Greetings 04:01 - 33:13 Aug 433:14 – 1:07:14 Aug 51:07:15 – 1:32:45 Aug 61:32:46 – 1:52:34 Aug 71:52:35 – 2:08:10 Aug 82:08:11 – 2:35:53 Aug 102:35:54 – 3:42:40 Aug 113:42:41 – 4:06:41 Aug 124:06:42 – 4:16:30 Aug 134:16:31 – 4:41:02 Aug 144:41:03 – 5:05:28 Aug 155:05:29 – 6:14:18 Aug 176:14:19 – 6:15:22 Outro -4 August220 ALERT Memeology101 - youtu.be/Q0R7fPSOsIk?t=28The ‘Name Everything on the Screen’ game was saved KingDDDuke – youtu.be/NR8xpE18pQU?t=1176 5 AugustDSP is only an alcoholic when Jaha is around KindDDDuke - youtu.be/Bi8TWZp9rro?t=279 Drunky Dong Beg’anza Memeology101 - youtu.be/ryXZucfamUQ?t=661 LutoTierGawd KingDDDuke - youtu.be/uWcBbuSNdxw?t=1362 6 AugustThe sound of one dent kicking DDM - youtu.be/aV1gAXY1j_o?t=3435 The secret to success on the Internet KingDDDuke - youtu.be/j4On3ZFWv5U?t=612 7 AugustLTG posts DMsDead or alive, you’re tipping me Snort Burnell - youtu.be/9unssmtvq0o?t=22 Capcom vs Salt Snort Burnell - youtu.be/57vepcbcn0o?t=31 8 AugustThe worst DSP marathon (abridged) Snort Burnell - youtu.be/mGPaI4qbD3c?t=35 10 AugustThe King of Scams returns Memeology101 - youtu.be/3wSYspnaslA?t=23 Claim Jumper Jambalaya vs Kats Gumbo Snort Burnell - youtu.be/TuuktBmNcN4?t=24 What marathon money? Memeology101 - youtu.be/3c8g0sT1gIA?t=28 11 AugustPeanut Butter Hyperfixation Snort Hogan - youtu.be/EqJ3tz7yiu0?t=188 Dents Stranded Phil Memeology101 - youtu.be/DCZGYK9u-9I?t=626 American Drunk Simulator Mighty D - youtu.be/xqcGaaWPjdc?t=13 Snort Hogan - youtu.be/E2GYHuWPyRQ?t=10 12 AugustRainy day 401k KingDDDuke - youtu.be/-QpafXLF8Sw?t=192 DSP RGB ASD Snort Burnell - youtu.be/jm94IjwNm0U?t=26 Minecrack Snort Hogan - youtu.be/5zBMptLryGg?t=1550 13 August Ever notice how angry DSP used to be? Snort Hogan - youtu.be/uhJ2P0uZMF4?t=436 What’s for dinner? Snort Hogan - youtu.be/LA6FEEiZ9nM?t=118 14 AugustDSP is a WingsofRedemption detractor Snort Hogan - youtu.be/7Zrk7NKCkXo?t=37 Scam hotdog begets scam Sonic hat Snort Burnell - youtu.be/dZVWKf-3T0Y?t=26 Hard liquor is less popular KingDDDuke - youtu.be/pLVprSYACXA?t=1265 15 August Squeegee wants the Skippy Snort Hogan - youtu.be/fdgk5Lpb-mM?t=193 Elshoshonee/Connie Kins17 AugustA Miserable Support Stream Memeology101 - youtu.be/v0Iyn7M_09s?t=50 Are you an iron chef? KingDDDuke - youtu.be/nAtDjaYel5A?t=1371
Misery Streams 16 / BURP REYNOLDS versus THE SATURN STICK The Misery Merchant 2025-08-05 | The Saturn Stick? Sounds like a rejected arcade peripheral. DSP's dodging LTG's punches like he dodges taxes. ONE ROUND, NO MERCY, ALL CHAOS! -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 03:17 Greetings 03:18 - 25:42 Jul 2125:43 – 51:40 Jul 2251:41 – 1:02:33 Jul 231:02:34 – 1:52:07 Jul 241:52:08 – 2:08:10 Jul 252:08:11 – 2:40:47 Jul 272:40:48 – 3:36:39 Jul 283:36:40 – 4:01:45 Jul 294:01:46 – 4:16:37 Jul 304:16:38 – 4:24:16 Aug 14:27:21 – 4:40:08 Aug 24:40:09 – 6:06:59 Aug 36:07:00 – 6:08:02 Outro -July 21Does Piratesoftware pirate software? Snort Burnell - youtu.be/L7JuDUIeq_k?t=49 DSP reacts to DSPReacts Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Gpm6WE2M9aA?t=2094 July 22RIP Ozzy and Subway’s X Snort Hogan - youtu.be/YO0GjNkOjTg?t=34 Washing some Dirty Socks Doody Streams - youtu.be/jQNpryYfL8M?t=311 Mario Kart: World Rage Quit Memology101 - youtu.be/Y55U0_gMHG4?t=1735 July 23Mario Kope World Cry Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ydHUFyQhjcU?t=177Spider Dan crash out Snort Burnell - youtu.be/MBFKBGTko6I?t=427 July 24RIP Hogan and Why would you want to be Phil? Snort Hogan - youtu.be/beuN6BuKYwg?t=132 Phil’s face has less of a droop KingDDDuke - youtu.be/wyX1hGuSZWo?t=428 Kino Kopesino Snort Hogan - youtu.be/_CjfsAJek2g?t=2328 Drinkin n Jivin FFA DDM - youtu.be/Bc1TTJPQzrQ?t=3296 July 25DSP Fans WILL be harassed DDM - youtu.be/oDc1j94nxDU?t=3873 Schrodinger’s Goals Snort Burnell - youtu.be/8MIJm3xeD5A?t=128 LowTierPhil love bombs another CvS2 player Doody Streams - youtu.be/RPOmd2f2Uuw?t=305 July 27Paypal problems Doody Streams - youtu.be/zzwXrvsmH6s?t=123 Phil never gave away empty game boxes Doody Streams - youtu.be/fzw1QgOOHRY?t=15 Motion activated air fresheners don’t exist Doody Streams - youtu.be/MJqR0w6Q5Q8?t=248 July 28LOLCOW Live clickbaits DSP Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Qe1gbEx8Tak?t=408 Clickbait Keem: And the Phantom Strike LOLCOW Live - youtu.be/E3QErEnb_ZU?t=1114 Narrative HijackingHate Army - youtu.be/6-rmMZjbUKU?t=24 Drinkin n Jivin DDM - youtu.be/jLLVkGMgjls?t=3020 July 29Never have I ever ridden a skateboard Snort Hogan - youtu.be/03FW61gZEj4?t=160 Heelflip Wage quit Snort Hogan - youtu.be/SfKSHy40RsU?t=22 Phil is upset for 2 reasons Snort Hogan - youtu.be/x7drAhAZjJQ?t=444 July 30Never have I ever rage quit games KingDDDuke - youtu.be/mJdNe_IRK0w?t=869 DSP exceeded the calories goal BrosydePhil - youtu.be/52LWNE0olYM?t=1046 Terrible Humans Doody Streams - youtu.be/8XuLzDPSgCo?t=125 August 1DSP Thinks about LTG at night on his day off Memology101 - youtu.be/QU3VJSKdfqU?t=197 August 2I don’t wanna grow up, I’m a Toys r us kid Doody Streams - youtu.be/HRN_7s7gNGw?t=190 Never have I ever leaked DM’s talking about my REAL ID Memology101 - youtu.be/HrYbtSNomAo No I will not be watching EVO DDM - youtu.be/02LhM2qwgbM?t=7931 August 3Yes I watched EVO DDM - youtu.be/IByPMQpi9qI?t=5820 Sword light no ucey DDM - youtu.be/IByPMQpi9qI?t=6129 Drinkin n Jivin Raw Phil - youtu.be/0M_FUjSukOY?t=4855
Misery Streams 15 / The QUEEN of KONG The Misery Merchant 2025-07-22 | Just wait till all the guys get a load of me! (Or else I'll sue)-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 04:34 Greetings 04:35 - 08:26 Jul 808:27 – 1:01:12 Jul 121:01:13 – 1:22:28 Jul 131:22:29 – 1:46:15 Jul 141:46:16 – 2:19:37 Jul 162:19:38 – 3:04:24 Jul 173:04:25 – 3:27:42 Jul 183:27:43 – 4:27:20 Jul 204:27:21 – 4:40:28 Flashback4:40:29 – 4:41:31 Outro -July 8A miserable prediction WPIG1651 - youtu.be/uMYoMRyfO1E?t=4301July 12The King of Licensing is BACK Memology101 - youtu.be/EJBAph2oNzw?t=23Cranky’s Collision Course DSPV - youtu.be/nZMDIySQKpc?t=648DSP’s wife (you know, Kat) has nothing to do with his streams DSPGaming - youtu.be/xQeH8HHamk8?t=405July 13Threats of extortion through coercion Snort Hogan - youtu.be/zvHM8qzLdPk?t=500DSP’s guide to being a Findom streamer Memology101 - youtu.be/XuYH4F1uNds?t=21Booze Barrel Blitz Snort Hogan - youtu.be/nrJggpKdD6k?t=142July 14Blueprints Panic Snort Burnell - youtu.be/SbBBgB9U7ag?t=75Two Weeks, One Wallet Memology101 - youtu.be/keUd-RqM79E?t=25Billy Kong Country - Billy Mitchell Xosts , “DSP will be sued”July 15Feast and the Furious Snort Hogan - youtu.be/AGPmpUSfLq0?t=10Detractor Cult invades Mario Kart and PPP wins Memoloy101 - youtu.be/cIHe9Vts7Pc?t=61July 16DSP’s shirt attacked his laptop Snort Burnell - youtu.be/ED1fC42-Re8?t=93Trashed Track Trek KingDDDuke - youtu.be/oj0hjA51K_k?t=27July 17Phil’s Penis works but not Mario Kart Snort hogan - youtu.be/vfjq_WsxAxw?t=13Email Stunlock DDM - youtu.be/vcO54WAZQCE?t=3060Legal Litigation Mindset Snort Burnell - youtu.be/RwrzYlZ_j_s?t=437Day Kong v Night Kong KingDDDuke - youtu.be/ypvLFK8Js2Y?t=227July 18Asnortaphobia: Fear of leaving the stream DDM - youtu.be/rewDD85frts?t=6870Banana Panic KingDDDuke - youtu.be/oIfNLRkuqIo?t=38Beggar City Blitz Memology101 - youtu.be/-HsQ4ReJOzc?t=206Email Stunlock 2 DDM - youtu.be/rewDD85frts?t=18061Weekend Worry Wharf Snort Burnell - youtu.be/hgvKbS39_rw?t=56July 20DSP is traveling without moving DDM - youtu.be/QPU4xn2CUAc?t=5054Door Dash Disasters Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Znr-dEM3HCk?t=11American Truck Stim Snort Burnell - youtu.be/bEE-JesTEL4?t=301Jayde’s Humiliation Ritual Raw Phil - youtu.be/8j3Chl5a818?t=3520FLASHBACK DDM - youtu.be/4VbkJ2GwDtE?t=7711 DDM - youtu.be/OIZIdzCSGMQ?t=4266
VACATION with @BroSydePhil 🦩 The Misery Merchant 2025-07-15 | The Merchants are on vacation with @BroSydePhil in Dallas and we ran into DSP and PandaLee, WOAH! Time to go over all the footage.....-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams-
Misery Streams 14 / Crying in the Closet 😭 The Misery Merchant 2025-07-08 | DSP is full of repressed feelings. Grab your trash bags and come out of the closet. The Detractor Cult will hold a remembrance service for Porkchop the bird followed by a community trash and recycling closet clean out day!-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 03:26 Greetings 03:27 - 29:46 Jun 2329:47 – 1:09:22 Jun 241:09:23 – 1:30:45 Jun 251:30:46 – 1:59:26 Jun 261:59:27 – 2:28:10 Jun 272:28:11 – 2:30:18 KingCobra Colon Cleanse2:30:19 – 2:55:55 Jun 292:55:56 – 3:26:57 Jun 303:26:58 – 3:40:45 Jul 13:40:46 – 3:58:05 Jul 2 3:58:06 – 4:28:25 Jul 34:28:26 – 8:22:22 Jul 4 Closet Clean Out8:22:23 – 8:23:26 Outro -June 23DSP is not fat and can do whatever he wants Snort Burnell - youtu.be/un5xILQepCE?t=240More Minecraft Monetization Snort Hogan - youtu.be/lrYDC58yesI?t=819June 24Hand ooze, suing detractors, scamming for Wendy’s DDM - youtu.be/VPNsZijG8Zc?t=1870 Mario Kart: Low-T Rage Tour Mighty D - youtu.be/apbG2GFo0VU?t=1 June 25Lies of Phil:Boss Cope, day stream fighting game fail Snort Burnell - youtu.be/VBVRPIYrxgc?t=88DSP’s Hit n’ Run Snort Hogan - youtu.be/gDsuh8xy19E?t=438June 26 Dent Stranded debut Snort Burnell - youtu.be/WC_MexmtwBI?t=28More Detractor Cult Cope Snort Hogan - youtu.be/hYkSl0MHQB0?t=181RimWorld the Flash game DDM - youtu.be/jQQlQkpqIcI?t=7431*RimWorld Xosts*June 27DSP is an alcoholic Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ALkA_0fKD1o?t=358Phil’s A/C unit breaks and so does his ego Memology101 - youtu.be/EtuC8M3ldGo?t=41Phil vs Friends | Dave vs Randoms Mighty D - youtu.be/cCyo8LJdwO8?t=14COBRA COLON CLEANSE - youtu.be/Wtio2Q7w5w0?t=58June 29DSP struggles with A/C units Doody Streams - youtu.be/qds3ZSdRHgc?t=544Camera off, begging on Snort Hogan - youtu.be/FsELyNmjbYI?t=219Drinking and Jivin’ Snort Hogan - youtu.be/NpRRLk-bW2w?t=556 June 30No pickle burgers within 6 miles Snort Burnell - youtu.be/1zhPy3CCla8?t=216 RIP Porkchop Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ArAJmX2FPvg?t=1861 July 1stNo Laws with Claws, No Wrong with Wong DDM - youtu.be/uIayDyoFvdY?t=2505 (play till end of rant)DSP is a Nasty Ass Human DDM - youtu.be/uIayDyoFvdY?t=3077 (play till fast food rant)DSP’s Last Travel DDM - youtu.be/uIayDyoFvdY?t=3650 (play till end of rant)Kat Scraps DDM - youtu.be/v2LwR7wO-H4?t=1683 (play till silence)Troll Racers Names DDM - youtu.be/v2LwR7wO-H4?t=3998 (play until race starts)DSPFatWife Smokes DSP DDM - youtu.be/v2LwR7wO-H4?t=4397 (play till end of race) July 2A DickStrokingPhilVlog style Day - youtube.com/watch?v=hOg1U3rsm74 July 3DSP Can’t Follow Instructions DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=3462 (play till commercial)Abandoned CT Condo DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=4475 (play till next tip)Fake Leg DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=5935 (play till end of dongdong)DSP Enamoured by GTA Food Menu + DEATH DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=10045 (play till alex tip)This Is How You Don’t Fight DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=12265 (play till he kills guy)Phil is GAAAAY DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=13034 (play till car explodes)Weapons Don’t Work DDM - youtu.be/-Dg5Feeaarg?t=14809 (play till it works)Late Stream - Versus Justin Wong Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=vkM83wosr_c (then jump to 27:27) July 4In-DENT-Vest-Ment Day Raw Phil - youtu.be/gx3OUGoMyVY?t=2922
Human ♬ The Misery Merchant 2025-06-28 | ♬ HumanCha'King of the Ring Final 2025. Download the simfile and play along here: mediafire.com/folder/96ocnyfj4qeex/Human(It was my first attempt at making a simfile, please forgive me, I am only human afterall. -Ms. Misery)-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: / @themiserymerchant #DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #TheMiseryMerchant-ONETWOONETWOTHREEI’M A HUMAN WHO HAS FLAWSAND I MAKE MISTAKES ON STREAMI PAY NORMAL HUMAN BILLSI DO NORMAL HUMAN THINGSI’M NOT THE KIND OF GUYTHAT’S GOING TO MAKE STUFF UPI’M TELLING YOU THE TRUTHI’VE BEEN DOWN ON MY LUCKI ACT LIKE A NORMAL DUDEJUST LIKE EVERYBODY ELSE ON HUMAN EARTHI HAVE SELF-DETERMINATIONA FEELING OF SELF-WORTHI’M NOT A COG IN A MACHINEI’M NOT F-CKING JABBA THE HUTTI’M NOT A RICH WHITE PERSONI’M NOT A SHILLI’M NOT A F-CKING SL-TI DON’T NEED A F-CKING FIDGET TOY YOU IDIOTI HAVE POST-NASAL DRIPDEAL WITH ITTHEY TRY TO CATEGORIZE ME AS SOMETHING UNHUMANI’M TRYING TO MAKE THIS CLEARTHERE’S A LOT OF CONFUSIONPEOPLE ON THE F-CKING INTERNETNEED TO STOP JUMPING TO CONCLUSIONS HUMANI’M NOT A F-CKING ROBOTHUMANI’M NOT A F-CKING MUPPETHUMANI’M NOT SOME KIND OF F-CKING PIECE OF SHITI’M A HUMANI’M A COMPLEX PERSONGET IT?HUMANI AM NOT A CARTOON CHARACTERHUMANI’M NOT PROGRAMMEDHUMANI’M A SMALL GUYNOT LIKE A GIANT PEWDIEPIEI’M A HUMANI CAN’T GET INIT WON’T LET ME VERIFY THAT I’M A HUMANI AM A REAL HUMANPEOPLE THINK THAT LIKE I’M NOT A NORMAL PERSONCAPABLE OF CONVERSATIONAND I CAN’T REALLY HELP THAT BECAUSE I’MI AM A HUMAN WITH EMOTIONS NO I’M NOT A COWARDI’M JUST A FREAKIN’ GAMER DUDEYEAH I’M A HUMAN AND IT SUCKSI I WISH I WAS IMMUNEYES I’M A REAL PERSONNO I’M NOT AN AII’M A BIG F-CKING LUMPY BOYI’M NOT A WOE IS ME GUYTHEY ALSO KNOW THAT I’M REALI’M NOT A FAKERI’M A REGULAR PLAYA’I’M PROBABLY THE MOST PROLIFIC GAMERI’M NOT A CHILDREN’S ENTERTAINERWHERE AM I FROM?PLANET EARTHTHE HUMAN MOONGIVE ME YOUR MAILING ADDRESSI WANT TO MAIL YOU A SPOONI AM NOT DESTITUTEI AM NOT A HARMFUL INDIVIDUALWHO SETS OUT TO EITHERLIE AND SHILLYOUR WORST POINT ABOUTTHE REASON THAT PEOPLE THINK I NEED A REDEMPTION ARCIS THE DARK SYDE PHIL ISHUMANI’M NOT A TAX EXPERTHUMANI’M NOT A FAT PIGHUMANI’M NOT A UH DUNCEI’M A HUMANTHERE’S NO REASON TO HATE MEHUMANI’M NOT A HISTORY BUFF AT ALLHUMANI’M NOT A SNAKEHUMANI’M NOT A PERFECT INDIVIDUALI’M A MORONI’M A HUMANUNPACKINGERROR: CORRUPTIONI ACT LIKE MYSELFI’M MA MEI AM A REAL HUMANHERE TO SHARE MY LIVE GAMEPLAY EXPERIENCESWITH ALL OF YOUAND HAVE A GREAT SOCIAL TIMELOTS OF FUN DISCUSSIONINTERACTION AND JUST CHILL VIBESI’M A HUMAN AND I MAKE MISTAKESAND I’LL CONTINUE TO MAKE THOSE MISTAKESYA KNOW?ALL I CAN DO IS FINALLY ACKNOWLEDGEHUMANI’M A BIG BRAINHUMANI’M NOT DEADHUMANI’M NOT A FAT F-CKING IDIOTI’M A HUMANHUMANI’M NOT AN ASSH-LEHUMANI’M A J-CKOFFHUMANI’M ASIANI’M A HUMANHUMANI HAVE ACNE IT’S DISGUSTINGHUMANI’M NOT A MEAN PERSONHUMANI’M AN ALIENI’M A HUMANHUMANISN’T EVERYONE JUST A HUMAN?HUMANI’M NOT A RACISTHUMANI’M NOT A BIG BULLYI’M A HUMANI’M A HUMAN BEINGI’M FROM THE STREETS
Misery Streams 13 / BEGALOMANIAC The Misery Merchant 2025-06-24 | Hey, Begalomaniac! You're no Keemstar, yeah, you're no fucking PewDiePie. Wash your hands clean of your grease baby, and step down, step down, step down.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 02:24 Greetings 02:25 - 39:50 Jun 939:51 – 56:30 Jun 1056:31 – 1:22:28 Jun 111:22:29 – 1:37:32 Jun 121:37:33 – 2:07:49 Jun 132:07:40 – 2:18:10 Jun 152:18:11 – 3:03:50 Jun 163:03:51 – 3:27:03 Jun 173:27:04 – 4:01:35 Jun 184:01:36 – 4:21:04 Jun 194:21:05 – 4:37:11 Jun 204:37:12 – 5:02:58 Jun 225:02:59 – 5:04:05 Outro -Episode 13: Begalomaniac June 9DSP Unboxes $300 of PC Driving Accessories DDM - youtu.be/6Q-i7QYkg1s?t=2822 Drunk Driving and Begging with Phil Snort Hogan - youtu.be/eyULFIG1aUI?t=20 June 10Day One Views: Gout’s Eye Snort Burnell - youtu.be/GtnZLRnedxk?t=150DSP Employs Mobile Game Monetization Schemes Again Snort Burnell - youtu.be/oERg6ZPqx80?t=35June 11Phil & Kat are Healthy at Any Size Snort Hogan - youtu.be/uDiBoaYtlKI?t=248Gout’s Eye Wage Quit Memeology101 - youtu.be/pqafg1H7UaI?t=29MonetizationCraft and Getting Slapped with Phils E-Cock Snort Hogan - youtu.be/nI9_AxrrWlM?t=304June 12A Bitcoin Beggar is Posing as DSP Snort Burnell - youtu.be/NFoHzCQce8E?t=388DSP Wishes he Married a Man Snort Hogan - youtu.be/DTlVMHrTOyg?t=93June 13DSP is Master of His Domain Snort Hogan - youtu.be/cR4Xhx8qIQA?t=362It Doesn’t Matter if You Don’t Like the Game DDM - youtu.be/A6GA7YOMVxI?t=18610Smurfing in Fighting Games Again Mighty D - youtu.be/XhMA7vAy2xk?t=1June 15The King is Back. The King of Toxicity Snort Burnell - youtu.be/fgZUtZt3Y8s?t=21Is it True You Don’t Drive on Freeways? DDM - youtu.be/wjaYn1E2tOY?t=6363June 16Ret-conman Memeology101 - youtu.be/oxuVWrErN9w?t=2Beggamania Snort Hogan - youtu.be/s_7XiOWj2Ac?t=792Cask n’ Quit Snort Hogan - youtu.be/3WUH_t2PMKk?t=1448June 17Suburban Karen Eats Mod Pizza Snort Hogan - youtu.be/jdC3zjDobXg?t=44Late Night Crash Outs Snort Hogan - youtu.be/vLi49b3DAkQ?t=231June 18Imagine Being Jealous of a Man Begging for Money to Eat Wendy’s Snort Hogan - youtu.be/EZLIZvRNBbc?t=1592DSP Can’t Fix his House Doody Streams - youtu.be/5jcWneALUYc?t=25Mario Kart World is Not Competitive Mighty D - youtu.be/QSgdRIqyXjI?t=28June 19The Skinny on Streamers - He’s Gonna Sue Us Snort Burnell - youtu.be/iC_4Xn0nX9s?t=67Illegal Mindset X DragoonismKF - https://x.com/DragoonismKF/status/1936299530066313226DSP Never Drove with Kat DDM - youtu.be/CaYRuIyFVsw?t=6108June 20Han Cholo questions Jabba the Hutt Snort Burnell - youtu.be/S0ApuZqJ2Pw?t=30ACK-sessories and LTG Doody - youtu.be/Xe4NkRNmaTQ?t=92 $300 Wheel vs. Broken Toilet Doody - youtu.be/mYqwMS8cTu0?t=18June 22Too Much Capcom in my Capcom Game KingDDDuke - youtu.be/1ZcVbTet9wE?t=954 The Burnell’s Scam n’ Run Snort Hogan - youtu.be/aqIwcYkBEQA?t=560
Misery Streams 12 / REEEtail Therapy The Misery Merchant 2025-06-10 | Retail therapy is buying things you don't need with money you don't have. Rage therapy is watching DSP. Misery loves company - It's time for another Detractor Cult meeting. -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 02:33 Greetings 02:34 - 27:03 May 2627:04 – 1:01:10 May 271:01:11 – 1:18:48 May 281:18:49 – 1:26:53 May 291:26:53 – 2:07:39 May 302:07:40 – 2:28:28 Jun 22:28:29 – 2:41:00 Jun 32:41:01 – 2:56:23 Jun 42:56:24 – 4:08:34 Jun 54:08:35 – 4:31:11 Jun 64:31:12 – 5:14:15 Jun 85:15:16 – 5:16:23 Outro -May 26DSP could’ve been a veteran Memeology101 - youtu.be/MdCKAaWqc1Q?t=80The Invisible man DDM - youtu.be/NX2r_BbH3No?t=2338 May 27Wardrobe Fixation on the Non-podcast podcast DDM - youtu.be/UInuBCZ9_II?t=2002 Drinkin’ and Jivein’ DDM - youtu.be/ITZWwT-tLHg?t=2655 DDM - youtu.be/ITZWwT-tLHg?t=7037 DDM - youtu.be/ITZWwT-tLHg?t=3637 DDM - youtu.be/ITZWwT-tLHg?t=10268May 28Negative Quarterly Report Memeology101 - youtu.be/28t0cPqqJKM?t=414 May 29Copeing and Melting Snort Burnell - youtu.be/O57vNiMpIho?t=481220 Self Reporting on Fake Vest Streak Snort Hogan - youtu.be/zI4uSvppT44?t=143May 30Scopely gets $1600 Snort Hogan - youtu.be/gC9CutlVhiM?t=10Never Enough Snort Burnell - youtu.be/JpySwS03wH0?t=832Rolls Royce Joystick Breaking Snort Burnell - youtu.be/83yGUHH8SyQ?t=271 June 1Did you know DSP has a YT Plaque? DDM - youtu.be/4pS6_IrZMFI?t=1087Sushi - there’s not visual pop DDM - youtu.be/4pS6_IrZMFI?t=3087 Minecraft Monetization Scheme DDM - youtu.be/C9-kNVfu-M0?t=954DSP Skinsuit Collection DDM - youtu.be/C9-kNVfu-M0?t=1725June 2Alcoholic Meme Machine Memeology101 - youtu.be/FQ-6oZ11Sts?t=29AI camera Needs More Training DDM - youtu.be/HmPyqPogsL0?t=6340Drinks Don’t Have Gender DDM - youtu.be/HmPyqPogsL0?t=6633DSP Wheel & Pedal Set Goal DDM - youtu.be/HmPyqPogsL0?t=9916June 3Blue Prints Fans Rise Up Snort Burnell - youtu.be/qQBi_3OpK4k?t=206Whut the Phuck is Going On? Snort Burnell - youtu.be/qQBi_3OpK4k?t=472Serosly, Whut the Phuck is Going On? Memeology101 - youtu.be/plcm5x83PvA?t=798June 4Who’s the Winner Here, Stupid? Snort Burnell - youtu.be/vqNdhSavnhs?t=21Sleepy Dinner Doody Streams - youtu.be/2xkD2UzGWl4?t=331June 5Switch 2 Another Streamer Raw Phil - youtu.be/EUFMDOf19fc?t=4745Mario Kart 150cc Memeology101 - youtu.be/RCkMZZOG8pw?t=88Itsame-Banned Snort Burnell - youtu.be/zeoHfQqUIwo?t=1064June 6DSP Reacts is Dead DDM - youtu.be/-WPngo0_lfA?t=1430Summary of the Summer Game Fest RAW Phil - youtu.be/9UWfbisXg7Y?t=18295Mario Kart is NOT Intended to be Competitive DDM - youtu.be/CsvHADODco4?t=3211Pig meets Roach Memeology101 - youtu.be/_tNI_G1LE2o?t=30June 8Buyer’s Remorse Snort Hogan - youtu.be/IFXM9mNL1bs?t=24Retail Therapy Raw Phil - youtu.be/xXYalmEpx5c?t=5538Customer Relations DSP Gaming - youtu.be/QKokB6BbuR0?t=120
Keem Dream ♬ The Misery Merchant 2025-05-31 | The Misery Merchant Cha' King of the Ring 2025 Round 1 entryBIG UPS and thank you to DooblancDuvel for the green screen footage-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil Brand newMouse and KeyboardNew lap deskReally good qualityWrist restsHave you seen myVisual feast of RGB'sFrom my two PC'sAnd it all syncs perfectlyWhich is really neat I'm livin'The Keem DreamDual streamin' Now I'm the KingOf crushing goals And felting trollsWhile they seethe and copeWith my successDon't need a vest I'm having a resurgence Black out curtainsElgato foamI have four boom armsAnd a brand new microphonePrimo webcamThe Elgato Stream DeckAs you can seeRGB's powered by Sky TechI got a new crownA crown that fits And Dickers final chip Oh I dropped itLickety-splitSamsung SSDThat was just donated to meNVMe 2 instead of NVME 3HUH? Whatever that means
Misery Streams 11 / DOOM: The Slop Slayer The Misery Merchant 2025-05-27 | Phil plays Doom and eats Subway in the corner like a gutless imp. Detractor Cult, it's time for another meeting. Get tased, blazed, and glazed as we cover May 12th-25th of the Dark Ages.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 09:09 Music09:10 – 10:16 Intro10:17 – 16:39 Greetings16:40 – 41:59 May 1249:50 – 1:01:38 May 131:01:39 – 1:23:12 May 141:23:13 – 1:58:47 May 151:58:48 – 2:05:42 May 162:05:43 – 2:43:33 May 182:43:34 – 2:57:14 May 19 2:57:15 – 3:30:07 May 203:30:08 – 3:28:29 May 213:28:30 – 4:28:12 May 224:28:13 - 5:04:50 May 235:04:50 – 5:45:40 May 25 5:45:41 – 5:46:45 Outro --May 12DoomersydePhil Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Ss6Fs85RVu0?t=19WingSnot Snort Hogan - youtu.be/SzBXbSw4zFM?t=1478 Phil’s a fatty gout butt Snort Burnell - youtu.be/UgJnuzleWIY?t=171May 13Level 1 Gambling Doody Streams - youtu.be/XJjOQ5WvUBQ?t=181 Doom: the Cope Ages Memeology101 - youtu.be/YxfQ2hRRTtE?t=23 May 14The “Nurturing Dependence” step of the D.E.N.N.I.S. System Snort Burnell - youtu.be/yqG3zuHnMYo?t=10 May 15Why you always eatin’ fast food, yo? Snort Hogan - youtu.be/QrDiuQYKVYU?t=11 The Detractor Cult should harass other people Memeology101 - youtu.be/Hno8tEYgRJ0?t=30 DarksydeTruck Snort Hogan - youtu.be/XLrIp88aog4?t=77 May 16Capcom Cope Collection 2 Snort Burnell - youtu.be/Ab4y5V99fME?t=28 May 18Subway story time Doody Streams - youtu.be/OCz5livElSE?t=30 Subway is literally more exciting than RTU’s tattoo Snort Hogan - youtu.be/iU85DelITyU?t=36 Subway lost their way Snort Hogan - youtu.be/WaRQ_G0wPz0?t=1874 May 19Cookie-gate 2025 Snort Hogan - youtu.be/GIYAyakPq3M?t=10 Detractors sabotaged his elite controller Snort Burnell - youtu.be/T8dJfzj8prc?t=524 Going Back in Time: May 8, 2025 DDM - youtu.be/dPP32T-d2Xs?t=10618 Dinner was HORRIBLE DDM - youtu.be/9xLdPU_Z0Z0?t=5489 May 20 Subway tried to poison him Doody Streams - youtu.be/03PEiuG2eUM?t=690 Post this to X Snort Hogan - youtu.be/xIW1GPSrjVU?t=310 Maldin’ and Baldin’ Brother Snort Burnell - youtu.be/DREm91nJ9TQ?t=21 HistorysydePhil DDM - youtu.be/iOGDElNJGb8?t=15391 Kick Support Solid DDM - youtu.be/kqHgqU9bAO8?t=4652May 21Warning: the Beggar has entered the facility Memeology101 - youtu.be/zQfbbSHRalQ?t=2300 May 22Doom is not hard – it’s boring Snort Burnell - youtu.be/imMfLUEk_m8?t=46 The Paywalled Taser Story DDM - youtu.be/35I3yawEVTo?t=4672 The Free Taser Story Almighty Tevin - youtu.be/8sa3SbuP4AM?t=479 No Beg on Tips DDM - youtu.be/35I3yawEVTo?t=3724 DSP’s FGC Friends DDM - youtu.be/35I3yawEVTo?t=6107 May 23 Please Support Ultra Violence Doody Streams - youtu.be/ma0bC4GhZT8?t=88 Detractor Robin Snort Hogan - youtu.be/lzNiYKpOD3E?t=149 Detractor Controller Infiltrated Doody Streams - youtu.be/C5m1CW_8mVQ?t=175 Grug forget day number DSPGaming - youtu.be/fK5VswbcPBI?t=131 Grug show Discord RawPhil - odysee.com/@RawPhil:b/May-23-Blue-Prince-early-stream-+-Devour-Red-Robin:7 May 25Detractor Controller Initiated Snort Burnell - youtu.be/FvvTqWTm9g8?t=59DSP Calls Out Japanese Culture Raw Phil - youtu.be/o8RuuMsXnZ8?t=7655 Play SF6 with who? Raw Phil - youtu.be/o8RuuMsXnZ8?t=8115Detractor Controller Executed Raw Phil - youtu.be/L-B4LUkWVU8?t=3185Normalize Stream Drinking Raw Phil - youtu.be/L-B4LUkWVU8?t=10881DSP is not Mr.Views Raw Phil - youtu.be/L-B4LUkWVU8?t=12066
Misery Streams 10 / Kingdom Gone Delirious The Misery Merchant 2025-05-13 | Another two weeks, another spiral. On this episode, we dissect the delirium as DarksydePhil faceplants into a rushed mid-week marathon, dives headfirst into wage-quit semantics, and suffers full-blown LEGO breakdowns.We’re serving up a buffet of baffling behavior: tip-counting cope, drunken stumbles, feeder accusations, and maybe—just maybe—a nugget of truth in Doody’s canceled Switch 2 preorder video.From the Kingdom Come crashout to the GTA VI brain fog, it's wall-to-wall delusion, denial, and desperate damage control.Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams---00:00 – 07:21 Music07:22 – 08:29 Intro08:32 – 10:10 Greetings10:12 – 16:15 April 2816:16 – 45:40 April 2945:41 – 1:06:56 April 301:07:03 – 1:14:16 May 11:14:18 – 1:25:12 May 31:25:17 – 1:35:24 May 41:35:30 – 1:54:20 May 51:54:23 – 1:57:33 Pandalee Derail1:57:35 – 2:36:09 May 62:36:10 – 3:20:58 May 73:21:00 – 3:49:34 May 83:49:35 – 4:03:32 May 9 4:03:33 – 4:20:59 May 114:21:00 – 4:22:00 Outro--April 28Define “Wage Quit” and “LOLCow” Snort Burnell - youtu.be/8ufp1c2H3BM?t=41 April 29Phil shows Kat’s Dessert Snort Hogan - youtu.be/pNGWWii_VV8?t=481 Counting Troll Tips Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Xd9wwnAirCE?t=291 12:45 ClumKicking Kick Chat in the Ayusssss Memeology101 - youtu.be/n2tPgR_P2TEApril 30Acktually they made the shirt wrong Memology101 - youtu.be/EXBUr3UI8J8?t=22BEGO my LEGO’s Memeology101 - youtu.be/2XP7Spz9m1o?t=1319May 1st BURSTDoody “reveals” the Switch 2 preorder cancellation – did Phil have a Walmart CC 22 years ago? Doody Streams - youtu.be/lLUyvEccFIE?t=831May 3Dancing on Polygonal Graves Snort Burnell - youtu.be/8rjnG-28gt8?t=126May 4The Dictator is Back Memeology101 - youtu.be/CkI3kMLLBz8?t=24May 5Phil’s thoughts on the “shape and look” of Bella Ramsey DDM - youtu.be/_t1Mm3Y_spk?t=6195 Mid-Week Marathon so Kat doesn’t have to cook Snort Hogan - youtu.be/DBY-Xi5YzzE?t=541Dave the Loser Memology101 - youtu.be/-A9qkB9EHOg?t=22May 6Dave the Beggar Memeology101 - youtu.be/_k_0MkZj1UI?t=37Sending Oblivion to Oblivion Snort Hogan - youtu.be/sIL9YmcQyqw?t=906The most dented GTA 6 reaction on the Internet Snort Hogan - youtu.be/-1MS8I4bTS0?t=971May 7DarksydePhil’s Crash-Out Marathon Memeology101 - youtu.be/k4vVG3WrmSk?t=26Phil Burnell is a feeder Snort Hogan - youtu.be/vZg4aDRP9Ak?t=1621 May 8FeedersydePhil doesn’t like arms skinnier than his DDM - youtu.be/8NEIADGVou4?t=14872Kat is NOT a prisoner – HE’s the prisoner REE DDM - youtu.be/dPP32T-d2Xs?t=8532DrunksydePhil knocked his monitor over last night Snort Hogan - youtu.be/gPiDNCQsOB0?t=10DSP will not fulfill shot rewards Snort Hogan - youtu.be/T_nsU2VCP6E?t=11May 9 BigotsydePhil gives great advice for moving and driving Snort Hogan - youtu.be/V2uJ7hXPVQA?t=11May 11 Wardrobe fixation stuntation DDM - youtu.be/k01KUoTu2zg?t=4171 Insufferable night begging Memeology101 - youtu.be/B4fYo0u06A8?t=26
Ms. Misery Streams: DSP Pre-Stream & Pixel Art The Misery Merchant 2025-05-04 | Phil restreaming when he starts and making pixel art for the channel! With Ms. Misery.
Misery Streams 9 / Switch 2 Snatch: Preorder Pounding The Misery Merchant 2025-04-29 | Join us for a steamy stream, where we dominate DSP’s drama, dirtier than his air conditioner! Watch as Smark Guys falls apart, things heat up with cologne testing, and some mysterious days off that leave us dripping with curiosity. And the climax? Phil’s Switch 2 dreams get SNATCHED by the Detractor Cult and gets his preorder gets pounded into Oblivion in a hardcore cancellation scene you won’t forget! -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro01:05 – 02:14 Greetings02:15 – 12:08 April 1412:09 – 56:38 April 1556:39 – 1:33:53 April 161:33:54 – 1:44:23 DSP Sniffing things1:44:24 – 2:01:51 April 172:01:52 – 2:25:22 April 202:25:23 – 2:31:01 April 212:31:02 – 2:36:34 April 222:36:35 – 3:03:48 April 233:03:49 – 3:57:25 April 243:57:26 – 4:02:53 April 254:02:54 – 4:15:10 April 274:15:11 – 4:16:14 Outro--April 14Japan #1 Doody Streams - youtu.be/DzYoXq1SYWg?t=37 April 15The King of Snorts wants money to smell things Memology101 - youtu.be/vbbvr3OY95s?t=25The King of Gout gets money to eat things Snort Hogan - youtu.be/O014wj1gE-8?t=1945April 16Phil’s living parents are still dying Snort Hogan - youtu.be/kRVc5cvHRoE?t=10The Wendy’s with the RATS Doody Streams - youtu.be/yJIlyJHdI9Q?t=9April 17Morning after salt Snort Hogan - youtu.be/QPu2sX8ho1Q?t=11The 3rd Smark Guys host will make you Phil your diapers… Memology101 - youtu.be/sGBkrUlKZtQ?t=26April 20Phil and Kat celebrate their anniversary on Adolf’s birthday Snort Hogan - youtu.be/A6mwN-8LiM4?t=11Jilted lover syndrome Snort Hogan - youtu.be/1lbkf0NTLes?t=10April 21The Smark Guys marathon was the worst stream on YouTube that day Memeology101 - youtu.be/hzU8irK6mnk?t=7April 22Level 2 Podcast is born Snort Hogan - youtu.be/clTQeTM-lIc?t=10April 23Walmart does what NintenDon’t Memeology101 - youtu.be/E3zp65UhT2U?t=26April 24Permanent state of Crash Out Memology101 - youtu.be/ErCM2Uc4tSQAC:Mildew Almighty Tevin - youtu.be/RC4Ga5w4Iok?t=8111April 25CT trip rumor mill Snort Burnell - youtu.be/wXjRIK7NCAA?t=734April 27Everyone hates Phil’s ideas Doody Streams - youtu.be/IJDwqSjSARE?t=1
Misery Streams 8 / Boxes Full of Papa The Misery Merchant 2025-04-15 | Now let’s talk about the stream. Can we talk about the stream please, Miss Misery? I’ve been dying to talk about the stream with you all day, okay? Papavera, this name keeps comin’ up over and over and over again. Every day Papavera’s tips are getting charged back to DSP—‘Thank you for the $500, dood!’—but then, poof, gone! I look in the stream chat, this whole server is Papavera! So I say to myself, I gotta find this guy. I gotta go up to his channel, he's gotta put his tips in the guy’s goddamn hands otherwise DSP’s never gonna build that mob grinder, it’s gonna keep being, "four blocks of the same material, dood!" So I go up to Papavera’s channel and what do I find out, Miss Misery, what do I find out? There is no Papavera. The man does not exist, okay? So I decided, ohh shit, buddy, I gotta dig a little deeper—I did nothing wrong!-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro01:05 – 03:12 Greetings03:13 – 13:46 April 613:47 – 24:41 April 724:42 – 47:01 April 847:02 – 1:03:10 April 91:03:10 – 1:22:12 April 101:22:13 – 1:32:47 April 111:32:48 – 1:38:16 April 131:38:17 – 2:20:18 Boxes of Papa V2:20:18 – 2:21:21Outro--April 6REEECap Dick Stroking Phil Vlogs - youtu.be/1ZJPOSUDEZc?t=1508April 7Nightman beat the Dayman Snort Hogan - youtu.be/h_HpOGcQqqU?t=111The Walking Dead Snort Hogan - youtu.be/G_cIYeHYUYY?t=10April 8The Honeymoon will be delayed until morale improves Doody Streams - youtu.be/LpNiiCWEX_4?t=46DoorDash is only hurting Kat Snort Hogan - youtu.be/3tjAChu-SH4?t=334April 9DSP is a victim of racism REAL Memology101 - youtu.be/vXQ6Q6YhIMU?t=26COD Reality break Mighty D - youtu.be/yu3T9LhGqec?t=118April 10Anniversary Ritual Snort Hogan - youtu.be/JIhNWD7P9pQ?t=11Smark Wife Snort Hogan - youtu.be/-H7DJY1pObg?t=10April 11You are jealous and felted DSPGaming - youtu.be/BQIOQJ1BNCM?t=1682Fighting game overload Mighty D - youtu.be/Pi17GxWl3K4April 13The King is Back - in the closet Doody Streams - youtu.be/a8HGNCB2A08?t=34-Boxes of PAPA-180+ hours of slave labor11 April 25 - youtu.be/BQIOQJ1BNCM?t=708Still got his number23 March 25 - youtu.be/R9hq8LZ-UPk?t=3276Lies or Gin?31 December 24 - youtu.be/t3X5l2uQnhc?t=3727Carol19 February 2023 - youtu.be/2jbN7N7Y-4k?t=1354I’m not selling16 August 2022 - youtu.be/G6UZuVWPIVY?t=236814 August 2022 - youtu.be/se09ASqkl9k?t=989 - youtu.be/gL7-mI8akzM?t=8713 August 2022 - youtu.be/e0_80742GX8?t=444430 July 2022 - youtu.be/q42RJKqXOqM?t=173924 July 2022 – DDM - youtu.be/OyXKm7P20jE?t=4303OPBoone and Mr.Papa Vera have heat16 May 2023 - youtu.be/WTSfjynhoPs?t=3730Minecraft Mirrorsyoutube.com/@dspmcmirror
Misery Streams 7 / Dent Driver - Rejection Route The Misery Merchant 2025-04-08 | Get your permission slips ready because we're going on a field trip, unearthing hot PWR posts and exploring a handful of DSP fans with tickets to the Dent Express before traveling over the last two weeks in DSP's timeline. -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro01:05 – 02:25 Greetings02:26 – 12:09 StrangelyLex Threats from DSP dents12:10 – 43:42 RiverRejection 43:43 – 2:53:41 PWR2:53:42 – 3:12:31 March 243:12:32 – 3:30:48 March 253:30:49 – 3:36:25 March 263:36:26 - 3:54:09 March 273:54:10 – 3:56:08 March 283:56:09 – 4:08:20 March 304:08:21 – 4:17:38 March 314:17:39 - 4:29:59 April 14:30:00 – 4:35:38 April 2 4:35:39 – 4:38:04 April 34:38:05 – 4:48:37 CypressTV4:48:38 – 5:02:33 April 65:02:34 – 5:08:23 April 75:08:24 – 5:09:37 Outro --RiverRejection:DICE & FRIENDS: DSP Dent Exposed - River Rejection - M*th, Gooning and Racism PWR-youtube.com/@ProWrestlingReality/videos WWE supercard “High risk spender” - youtube.com/watch?v=c_EhOKdxr0k MARCH 3rd INSANITY - https://x.com/PWRWorld/status/1896732146091610445March 4th PWR leaves SnortHogan a voice msg:- youtube.com/watch?v=ChmcjXFFDRM Lor Diaz shop OMG STEALS pwr designs: - lor-diaz-shop.fourthwall.com/en-usd/collections/all MOM LOOK WHAT HE SAID: - https://x.com/BigBirds___/status/1897865745872134617 March 26: Short: Screw detractors, get BK -youtube.com/shorts/JqH25Gvh4KQ April 5 - Is he breaking up with DSP? - youtube.com/live/2L9T8wJ_jp0?si=3VXuPnko30wpY-NC&t=2340 April 6 - PWR joining the Withholdersyoutu.be/bJETwhrx2Ko?t=2717 March 24Minecraft Marathon Methodology DDM - youtu.be/FJyQl_166mA?t=6167You want dis, you’re gonna enjoy dis Snort Hogan - youtu.be/u-qXgT1u3w8?t=312Assassins Greed gets assassinated Doody Streams - youtu.be/soYrCOHu7uY?t=661Money Money Yea Yea DDM - youtu.be/YY-BvQvoVW0?t=2730 Ethan Ralph declares peace with Kino Casino Expand Dong - youtu.be/dcIZ6GIiZyY?t=11 Bird Gate Begins DSPGaming - youtu.be/mW17RsjqRmA?t=74March 25Phil tells us he has a bird without telling us Snort Hogan - youtu.be/HjIkKgVVxv4?t=10Eff the Kino Simps Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Fy97vt8kyTo?t=285Tip to Hate Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ZMz4rXvhy-0?t=50 Pulling Weeds Doody Streams - youtu.be/tASujiivQxA?t=178 Third Path style Snort Hogan - youtu.be/vjCvn9Hnabo?t=14March 26Eff the FGC Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ltBcf04Zol0?t=700 Tracking Prisoner 220 Memeology101 - youtu.be/UTPOA7MgDDg?t=244 March 27Kino Copesino Memeology101 - youtu.be/Ln3UzrUqlCA?t=14Phil the Fool Man Taylor DDM - youtu.be/jR3WU4wDQPY?t=5938 Shart Guys Mighty D - youtu.be/TWP1oN2567w?t=1Sleep Sweep DSPGaming - youtu.be/-i7pZoaUJVA?t=132March 28KC meets PWR Mighty D - youtu.be/LiE93f5NorM?t=75March 30The King of Queens Snort Hogan - youtu.be/QIy_bWtK1xw?t=11 What’s wrong with your face DDM - youtu.be/2iMwx50CXPI?t=11593 PhlipSydePhil DDM - youtu.be/Nbpo61Piw2g?t=2782 March 31DSPThrowsout DSPThrowback Snort Hogan - youtu.be/VSWLENZWTwU?t=357 Eff PeePeePee Memology101 - youtu.be/kbC_eLdcAYw?t=37April 1DSPGaming molests his viewers Snort Hogan - youtu.be/VRO2XSbSoac?t=134Pay Phil Burnell the eThot slut $900 to shave Memology101 - youtu.be/whpj66MQnnk?t=23 RIP Phil’s first day of work Snort Burnell - youtu.be/yFje4G0DlEY?t=270April 2The most dented Switch 2 coverage on the Internet DDM - youtu.be/dw333Pt8KOs?t=4760SkinnySydePhil ate 3 Happy Meals to get toys Snort Hogan - youtu.be/fu1x1wUFIU0?t=92April 3LEGO overload and $900 goal logic revealed DDM - youtu.be/szGE26oC5Xo?t=1952 DownFromtheRailings Memeology101 - youtu.be/00MsRXThBZw?t=82April 4Delusions of GranDoor Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Eo7dF6h-T20?t=10$3000 goal logic revealed Doody Streams - youtu.be/svTui-e6J6U?t=10 Eff Street Fighter 6 Memeology101 - youtu.be/1PSktuT4V7c?t=639April 6How a $3000 beg begins Memology101 - youtu.be/o8XpnUQvbAA?t=29 Body Digimorphia Raw Phil - youtu.be/12iEFU1w4RM?t=14934 Katatouille Snort Hogan - youtu.be/wPOyDyrjICM?t=976How a $3000 beg ends Snort Hogan - youtu.be/Kpot49C98AQ?t=1092
Misery Streams 6 / Misery Grift Solid: Twin Snakes - Null_Pointer The Misery Merchant 2025-03-25 | The Detractor Cult dissects DSP’s Kino Casino chaos: his 'master plan' to King Snake them, undone by leaking his own DMs, revealing fan fiction about his wife’s health, killing imaginary pets, and being the loneliest boy on YouTube-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro01:05 – 02:41 Greetings02:42 – 12:00 March 1012:01 – 16:20 March 1116:21 – 1:13:40 March 121:13:41 – 1:39:15 March 131:39:16 - 2:25:57 March 142:25:58 - 2:54:29 March 162:54:30 – 3:20:04 March 173:20:05 - 3:46:20 March 183:46:21 - 4:46:41 March 19 4:46:42 - 5:14:42 March 205:14:43 - 5:46:29 March 215:46:30 – 6:17:44 March 236:17:45 – 6:22:35 Boy Who Self Felted Himself--March 10Two Nights at Freddy’s Drinking Marathon Day. Pregaming on the nongaming podcast while crying about cameras and cables. DDM - youtu.be/qeDxjlZ5q4M?t=8493 Phil exposes whale socks after drinking booze like water. Memology101 -youtu.be/dDT_1WtWqUc?t=1March 11 Despite doom tweet, Phil streamed, skipped the podcast, low T style, no begs all day. Snort Burnell - youtu.be/McUIKmawjJ0?t=625Night stream is similar, plays Burger King simulator, sneak begs Doody Streams - youtu.be/z9mATjvRjC4?t=847 March 12 Old Phil is back, the “no begs” was a social experiment to see which of the 3 paths he needs to take Snort Burnell - youtu.be/FGYHIEuLp7o?t=81 Camera Fuckery mid-220 Doody Streams – youtu.be/3BJms8Ot-es?t=97 Girl Scout Cookies A.K.A. My wife’s a fat bitch Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ichEkj373q8?t=30 PPP responds Doody Streams - youtu.be/arOV69mVcqA?t=145 March 13DSP breaks up with PPP because Kat is dying, hour long meltdown abridged Memeology101 - youtu.be/bcR7vI51O90?t=23 PPP teams up with Truthseeker Steve and issues an ultimatum Memeology101 - youtu.be/ueL2PeGJjrg?t=902 Phil proves he can be a Smark Guy Snort Hogan - youtu.be/8RN5tvavveU?t=169 March 14Phil glazes himself and explains his co-host vetting process Snort Hogan - youtu.be/yW2v9yKM4V4?t=307 Kino Casino take Phil to the Eiffel Tower Snort Hogan - youtu.be/TsJd2pl2ttA?t=15 The Menagerie is for guests only Doody Streams - youtu.be/f5sbv7essdM?t=2Phil trolled as the leaks roll out Doody Streams - youtu.be/iHfPTnktvxs?t=74 March 16Phil slanders AVGN on the No Drama Podcast Expand Dong - youtu.be/SQRrp1L6tVs?t=2Silent Shill Fail Expand Dong - youtu.be/m5bf9V8cC-g?t=66 Phil had a great Saturday not worrying about KC at all Memology101 - youtu.be/6ypARajB-JQ?t=24March 17Crouching Cope, Hidden Snake Memeology101 - youtu.be/RyNRP6SBmeU?t=121 Detractor Cult mobilizes on chat Doody Streams - youtu.be/8s7qfd09Qtk?t=560 Phil missed the apology deadline, KC announces DM read along with PapaGundam Doody Streams - youtu.be/98eOf8lrAz0?t=146 March 18Important announcement Snort Hogan - youtu.be/XnLmqF0fRhE?t=88 I never said my wife has cancer Snort Hogan - youtu.be/UoMccZCEUzo?t=233 Stationary Beggar Snort Hogan - youtu.be/2bLVcdWXSyk?t=453 BREAKING NEWS: Streamer FARTS and SLANDERS Nigeria Snort Hogan - youtu.be/zy-0it5-zNI?t=12 March 19 DSP holds RTU hostage for PPP Memeology101 - youtu.be/b0jmGH7vwvM?t=23 The Boy who Self Felted Himself DDM - youtu.be/YKLhMzL1cxs?t=4366 The King of Snakes final thoughts Memeology101 - youtu.be/RmBzP5XCLUc?t=1156Later that night…I never said my wife has cancer Snort Hogan - youtu.be/UoMccZCEUzo?t=233March 20The Drama is OVER Snort Hogan - youtu.be/ydkjIrD8oAE?t=217 DSP loves having multiple men interested in him Snort Hogan - youtu.be/TVT-5wIwTGQ?t=10 KC wasn’t going to leak DM’s Kino Casino Clips - youtu.be/HgO6oOTkFyY?t=7414 March 21DSP’s butthole puckers up in preparation for Feltageddon Snort Hogan - youtu.be/_rx3gQa9Etc?t=371 Animal Children and a Barren Kat Snort Hogan - youtu.be/k5hwM_rPMuU?t=1053 KC stream snipes Phil and he bans Kick Memology101 - youtu.be/H4BDeTtdukI?t=23 March 23Kino Kick Extermination Snort Hogan - youtu.be/L_h7LOvRkh4?t=113 Phil’s Day Off Doody Streams - youtu.be/YG1uxEr_L7s?t=24
The Boy Who Self-Felted Himself ♬ The Misery Merchant 2025-03-24 | The Boy Who Self-Felted Himself ♬Arrangement and vocal performance by The Misery Merchant (not AI)-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--I’m all fucked up from a year of pain and I’m ready for the worstI really hope our brief and fun association didn't hurtI was branded as a living joke, a lolcow, and a memeWhenever something good happens it’s usually taken away from me It's weird how my life works when I try to win I loseto think that you are snaking me I'm completely confusedIf you want me to fuck off it’s all good just let me knowI was a big YouTuber and I had money to blowIt’s incredibly hard for me To trust anyone with my historyIt’s back to the old PhilWho I actually hate to beUnless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thingI got fucking snaked by a lot of people over the yearsThe world is full of big-mouthed pussies who only talk then disappearThe worst thing you can do with me is to be dishonestPeople will ask why the hell I did thisThere’s no reason or logicIt’s incredibly hard for me To trust anyone with my historyIt’s back to the old PhilWho I actually hate to beUnless I tell the truth and that will ruin the whole thing
Misery Streams 5 / Squat.crash — Down in One Rep The Misery Merchant 2025-03-11 | The Detractor Cult is tearing into DarksydePhil for his unhinged rants this week, slamming Lex while acting like he didn’t flaunt his feet, socks, and underwear on stream. After that we're covering - hey, wait a second, the camera froze again! New tech is so unreliable! -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro01:05 – 04:22 Greetings04:23 – 29:47 February 2429:48 – 44:45 February 2544:46 – 1:14:16 February 261:14:17 – 1:20:10 February 271:20:11 - 1:45:38 March 21:45:39 – 2:05:15 March 32:05:16 - 2:18:10 March 42:18:11 - 2:40:34 March 5 2:40:35 - 3:02:00 March 63:02:01 - 3:08:00 March 73:08:01 – 3:29:48 March 93:29:49 - 3:30:53 Outro--24 Feb Discord flash and loose cables DDM - youtu.be/1jBjiDDeidE?t=2745Guest appearance confirmed – Snort Hogan -youtu.be/XL1BKg6EwcY?t=10Mid-beg audience shame & Camera Fuckery - DDM - youtu.be/1jBjiDDeidE?t=18115 Front page of Kick into wake-up hail marry beg on reaction - Snort Burnell - youtu.be/OcdZEJzjtzc?t=149A New Challenger - WPIG1651 - youtu.be/ZJpj_etGe3Y?t=253325 Feb Detractor Cult causes drama - DDM - youtu.be/zVW9dTDmzZ4?t=2168 Trading card addiction REBOOT DDM - youtu.be/zVW9dTDmzZ4?t=3827 26 FebDSP Tries It: Damage Control Snort Hogan - youtu.be/E_O11Y8RoUQ?t=479DSP Lies It: Cologne DSPGaming - youtu.be/tWU4kQuVmYI?t=3104 DSP Tries It: Live SFX (and other such Camera Fuckery) DDM - youtu.be/sbjAOq4R1vc?t=6740 DSP Tries It: Lexi Pads DDM - youtu.be/sbjAOq4R1vc?t=9210 DSP Tries It: LEGO my EGO Doody Streams - youtu.be/1yAYy5VQNKk?t=961Marked One Confessional Marked One - youtu.be/PE4ax-zg76Q?t=3027 Feb TheyCallMeTripleC – DDM - youtu.be/Cv-PjshptdA?t=1854 Camera Fuckery – DDM - youtu.be/Cv-PjshptdA?t=1619928 Feb- 1 MarPhil takes two days off - StrangelyLex streams from the Zoo and gets death threats from DSP’s Incel Army. 2 Mar Detractor Cult is blamed for the Incel Army – Snort Hogan - youtu.be/VNdqtQ4Lev0?t=7Detractor Cult sabotaged Phil’s chair condom – DDM - youtu.be/-4kdE4kzFEs?t=3551The problem is Phil’s successful and happy – Doody Streams - youtu.be/QRhVVHsqjpw?t=8the Days Off – DDM - youtu.be/-4kdE4kzFEs?t=11137 Diggin holes on Kick’s front page – DDM - youtu.be/7nc7r4bYi4Q?t=4592 3 MarMuch laid back fun, lots of interaction and chill hang out style sessions of vibe DDM - youtu.be/FTAn_IW12Zc?t=1843 Part 2 a lot of Camera Fuckery DDM - youtube.com/live/FTAn_IW12Zc?si=RWsfWqzWCHyrKQWt&t=15815More Camera Fuckery DDM -youtube.com/live/FTAn_IW12Zc?si=RWsfWqzWCHyrKQWt&t=15815CreepyCam Snort Hogan – youtu.be/IQYIslm71MU?t=2134 Mar LEGO my CLEANO - DDM - youtube.com/live/R9Z1jc6t710?si=RK8xIazdn-1K6oAq&t=5837EvilAJ continues to ruin Phil’s life – Rebsi - youtu.be/7pe0gaIMStE?t=13Send money to prove memberships REAL SnortHogan - youtu.be/37Xq_VBrdoA?si=kZc2UrpCJv8zcvu2&t=153 5 Mar -Handi Cam DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=IKqYYDkBH-V0hMiv&t=4097 domino's website DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=da_bPiTCgyb6fwKz&t=5689cam fukkery DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=da_bPiTCgyb6fwKz&t=5689 DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=8_xs9FV82-U_uaA7&t=15235 Pizza Party Cam Fuckery DDM - youtube.com/live/OtAWZ9aMy74?si=bYSz93dRsVl18jZW&t=18621 Palette Cleanser: Jiggle jiggle touch cord DDM - youtube.com/live/1YEZecGFNaw?si=PRFIcIf2HtsEut-9&t=1525 6 Mar Phil can’t wash a mug Doody - youtu.be/JkXZxzwEtRc?si=L8tQaJu4hRLyE4SR&t=233 Phil’s Grilled DSP Tries It:Memology 101 - youtu.be/Q65lkvUqvP8?t=20 7 Mar Coping about PPP and banning gremlins - DSP Tries It:Memology 101 - youtu.be/NBK1w3s-AQk?t=20Flying Monkey pays the Salty Pig to warn against the August Duck – DDM - youtu.be/QAylx5urMds?t=147089 Mar DSP talks about how he can’t talk about being depressed – Doody Streams - youtu.be/dGg0QyQXIy4?t=12 Am I getting divorced? DDM - youtu.be/7Zjh9ZRU9BY?t=5193Every troll is now saying that I’m getting divorced – DDM - youtu.be/jC1U0pkiiS0?t=4994Game settings and depression – Doody Steams - youtu.be/J1Tm8FsC9vw?t=242DSP Fights Depression, Daylight Savings, AND Technology – Doody Streams - youtu.be/H9KN3ELRqM8?t=40
Misery Streams 4 / Alert Threshold: 220 The Misery Merchant 2025-02-25 | Join the Detractor Cult for a savage live stream dissecting DarksydePhil’s security camera setup while spilling the tea on Renton’s crime wave that might just explain some of his paranoia. We’ll cover DSP’s cringe-worthy TruthSeekers interview from earlier this month, where he squirmed under the spotlight, and cap it off with a brutal rundown of his fails over the last two weeks. Don’t miss this unfiltered takedown— join the chaos! -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 03:00 Greetings 03:01 – 1:02:54 Review of Renton1:02:55 - 1:21:29 Feb 101:21:30 – 1:31:00 Feb 111:31:01 – 1:50:10 Feb 121:50:11 – 2:16:27 Feb 132:16:28 – 2:28:36 Feb 142:28:37 – 2:40:10 Feb 162:40:11 – 2:57:23 Feb 172:57:24 – 3:09:26 Feb 183:09:27 – 3:22:44 Feb 193:22:45 – 3:48:05 Feb 203:48:06 – 4:11:03 Feb 214:11:04 - 4:44:12 Feb 234:44:13 – 4:45:17 Outro --DAILY WRAP UNTIL PHIL MAKES A NOISE - https://x.com/MeowBlocks/status/1892213125295853737/video/1Feb 10-RETARD rant - youtube.com/live/B7n--L17VaE?si=JmcSSoE6gDhOSAWS&t=6831 -Neck Injury Pillow + if you have health issues JUST DEAL WITH IT - youtu.be/zyqVmw9E_7w?si=A0f4jl9S9GTWIwMe&t=98Feb 11-FGC Rebuttal - youtu.be/ms8yxtrwKxY?si=800Y0nRSlczr2xo7&t=345 Feb 12-Elden Ring TOS meltdown - youtu.be/IP7hB-g1gGc?si=UFNgQGepFu23VFfS&t=203-Arbys BEG or else Kat has to cook - youtu.be/dWBXKPJQ_DA?si=OI-aJNoDqMzydg-u&t=891(17:08 in video for next kat beg SNACK PIZZA)-And then he hit the goal and ate it but we aint watching thatFeb 13-THE STEVE INTERVIEW bank leaks style - youtu.be/1z1ahuEgyM8?si=wKEIeV-FPxlo7bSx&t=135-STEVE INTERVIEW with BroSydePhil where Phil admits it was a woman officer - youtu.be/7c1Y-dOMHtQ?si=u7HUixSD1kbQBYS5&t=1111Feb 14-Post-Interview cope, detractors will track him and contact businesses - youtu.be/XMBP0saMnhA?si=1SKJGf9BOR6R-gG5&t=224- (10:06 on video for next part, insinuating bank leaks are forged)-Short clip, do I look destitute? - youtube.com/watch?v=NOAzUawMq_IFeb 16th-Officer Whitney bsp interview raw audio starting near the cameras/grow op part- youtu.be/37s8kyDdmsY?si=4jA-6WjwCJ7PVrqF&t=241 Feb 17th-Canadian Kirk is racist, won’t ban him? - youtu.be/W2b8Pze9OKY?si=xl4dAk0c8gbsF2Es&t=540-Weird weed stories - youtu.be/TLbir46Dzto?si=WuO61QFoOctHhWlX&t=888Feb 18th-PPP confront Phil about 220, cameras - youtu.be/ND6g5Mpj_F4?si=_4RuyBbtoxB9Wf5S&t=334Feb 19th-Ask and you shall receive, I should be asking more, work for it - youtu.be/69qKVNz51lo?si=9Ns2i_LSzY3Jcuoj&t=116-Dented intro to DSP tries it - drop fries- fucked up camera - youtu.be/pzqsPq5q_VU?si=V2cdL6KeHOhtk9Fn&t=10Feb 20th-Some classic fighting game rage fatal fury - youtu.be/_wqun_Jd_sY?si=VzwaZuLZzinulEcg&t=413-Classic fucking around with cameras - youtube.com/live/ZfaGVto0-as?si=1imrlUgDCQCcOB4Q&t=1414-(28:06 for some more shizz webcam) and (57:57)-(2:28:47) deepthroat chocolate bar and (2:32:53) and (2:33:58)Feb 21st-the camera fuckery has become daily - youtube.com/live/yznIfEtxFvI?si=TkCXRqW-OVnyTV_7&t=2966- Throws Kat under the bus for cooking like shit - youtube.com/live/BqmEPqt0rdM?si=--RskbL2JmUSSeB8Feb 23rd-Bad things he can’t talk about, RTU rant, feels better aftersnort hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=JsMDlQJ7NG4&t=1866s&ab_channel=SnortHogan
Misery Streams 3 / Error: Snack_Overflow The Misery Merchant 2025-02-11 | The Detractor Cult gathers to dissect the latest chaos from the last 2 weeks of DarksydePhil's universe. We’re diving into: Japanese snacks, rum cake, diapers, dishonorable Fat Kat, tech troubles, bad takes, and alcoholism. Whether you're a seasoned Cult member or just here for the snacks, this is one stream you don’t want to miss. -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:04 Intro 01:05 – 02:50 Greetings 02:51 – 40:26 Jan 2740:27 – 1:29:25 Jan 281:29:26 – 1:53:31 Jan 291:53:32 – 2:16:27 Jan 302:16:28 – 2:28:40 Jan 312:28:41 – 2:57:40 Feb 22:57:41 – 3:09:15 Feb 33:09:16 – 3:33:30 Feb 43:33:31 – 3:44:12 Feb 53:44:13 – 4:00:54 Feb 64:00:55 – 4:34:17 Feb 74:34:18- 4:44:50 Feb 94:44:50 – 4:46:10 Outro -Jan 27thSPOON Snort Hogan - youtu.be/c_ZzEFYvWW8?t=9Lemon PC retcon Doody - youtu.be/3tPjwhNWSsE?t=8 Broken mic Memeology101 - youtu.be/Tpok3JpQfL0?t=5Origin of the RUM cake DDM - youtu.be/wqhkU5p8qTI?t=11385Origin of the Sawkoorah box DDM - youtu.be/wqhkU5p8qTI?t=4617Jan 28thNew Shock mount Doody - youtu.be/T5WU8mfj0Ik?t=8 Bamboo socks, Daily Underwear Snort Hogan - youtu.be/yFUqWfj5etI?t=7PPP gets sick, Phil does too, Doody - youtu.be/2kDropbyOFk?t=14Rum Cake, freezer problems, better donate Snort Hogan - youtu.be/i9YnJPi26yE?t=13Camera shenanigans DDM - youtu.be/sjCBuoQcQvs?t=7037Jan 29thDSPFX intro end (DDM) DDM - youtu.be/nER3NWwzlcg?t=1657 Sick 4 pity, membership math Memeology101 - youtu.be/1MRXKqqkr58?t=8ARG members math Snort Hogan -youtu.be/5u9b0oBrwB0?t=341WATCH an alien imitate human style movements DDM - youtu.be/nER3NWwzlcg?t=2958 Why would people who don’t like Phil tip him? (DSP youtu.be/dkN1LpEB890?t=2553 Magic Pasta (DSP) youtu.be/27Kgm9BJtGA?t=172 Jan 30thRant about 2024 games Snort Hogan - youtu.be/6hDZtyFAwD0?t=13PPP Grill Phil, diapers in the first part Snort Hogan - youtu.be/jb87Eih_mjA?t=12Phil Confronts PPP about Kat Fat ACKusations Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=bXNMoqnEZaUJan 31stPhil attempts to gaslight the Detractor Cult and launch an investigation Snort Hogan - youtu.be/FZZf3DQ8Qyk?t=32 Phil spreads his cheeks for the tipple P Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=81AnOJfIYYU Phil listened to the WRONG peepul Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=iCoK7gtRwx0Feb 2nd Chris-chan style shirt opening, DDM - youtu.be/qh6BM1dSoN0?t=2645 DSP shakes his loaded diaper DDM - youtu.be/ySEUeIaYQls?t=11FOMO Kick badges, panoramic marathon begging, threatens to shut down Kick DDM - youtu.be/NJvsz1rkc1k?t=21Watch a pig eat items from a Sawkoorah box Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=0AIHGIJtpLwFeb 3rd Kat is felted on Valentines Day youtube.com/watch?v=81m3XdAIvCs Mouth drooling mongoloid malfunctions from a manic maniac Memeology101 - youtube.com/watch?v=LUckUP_tmzASawkoorah Snack Box break Atlus - youtube.com/watch?v=Ms1Ticzjs1g Feb 4th Detractor cult is full of parrots Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=Io0Fld5lJ5YPhil’s Phelted Phreezer Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=LOH34CCqJko AttACK of the Neck Pain Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=PRlgWmJwsrY Feb 5th Grill Phil is closed, Pushup lies, the Detractor Cult are GROOMERS, Pandalee had an interview with Keemstar Memeology101 - youtube.com/watch?v=E-h1Vx_M3BoBabyboy Burnell cries about his neck Doody - youtu.be/vlPBJ7yvL9k?t=41Feb 6th Snack Break: Sawkoorah bawx Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=udQ97BQk76Q DSP daydreams about being popular DDM - youtu.be/xQz8wlgVv5E?t=9266 Snack Break DDM - youtu.be/mKJLdv0S8Aw?t=10762 Feb 7th Tech Issues marathon continues Doody - youtu.be/h7bPVCV919g?t=27 Phil loved Mouthwashing so much he does it with Scotch and unlocks new flavors DDM - youtu.be/mjttxByYsCk?t=4982 King of Alcohol drinks his Crown DDM - youtu.be/mjttxByYsCk?t=14852 99 Problems but alcoholism isn’t 1 DDM - youtu.be/mjttxByYsCk?t=21123 Mouth Drooling Marathon Day Memeology101 - youtu.be/TYQFRF79D2Y?t=21 Feb 9th Mourning After Marathon Doody - youtu.be/wXQREAffL0I?t=35 Phils upcoming appearance youtu.be/w8f286_H1nw?t=94
Misery Streams 2 / Webcam Woe - sockhandler.cs The Misery Merchant 2025-01-28 | Delve into the chaotic last two weeks of DSP's streaming saga, where he bans his own shirt, battles with moobs, and deals with tech woes. From the beginning of the foot cam saga, bizarre paranoia about garbage trucks, to begging for tablet funds and the fallout from internet outages, The Misery Merchants of the Detractor Cult cover it all. Watch as DSP navigates through gout talks, makes financial excuses, and copes with his failing streaming setup. -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--00:00 – 01:00 Intro 01:01 – 04:00 Greetings 04:01 – 39:04 Jan 1339:05 – 43:36 Jan 1443:37 – 1:03:30 Jan 151:03:31 – 1:31:37 Jan 161:31:38 – 2:12:00 Jan 172:12:01 – 3:02:15 Jan 193:02:16 – 3:19:03 Jan 203:19:04 – 3:37:47 Jan 213:37:48 – 3:44:12 Jan 223:44:13 – 4:11:20 Jan 244:11:21 - 4:47:48 Jan 264:47:49 – 4:48:53 Outro -Jan 13 DSP banned his shirt Expand Dong: youtube.com/watch?v=975qgxDQiU4Jan 14 PPP tries to make DSP lighten up about his moobs Atlus - youtube.com/watch?v=EMolCpRIlY0Phil defends KC razzing Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=kXyUir1NdU0Phil takes his out his rage on Wenzel in MvC collection Doody Streams - youtu.be/NP5sLOGFLp8?t=744Jan 15 Indiana Baker game and gouty diet advice DDM - youtu.be/qG3nJcjfpSw?t=17650 youtu.be/qG3nJcjfpSw?t=18328Jan 16 Agent DeClaude strikes Phil Atlus - youtube.com/watch?v=DisQ2vgZCKoPhil has weird paranoia about…garbage trucks? DDM - youtu.be/ZbH5T5TPaBI?t=5620The dumbest Switch 2 react on the Internet Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=tivstJermNcJan 17 Phil retires OnlySnorts DDM - youtu.be/n7z8-dtvm6k?t=2422Phil gaslights himself into needing a tablet in real time DDM - youtu.be/n7z8-dtvm6k?t=8348 - Copes about fake tip rumors Doody Streams - youtube.com/watch?v=rNo70-Hnf-wJan 19 Windows Update breaks webcam Atlus - youtube.com/watch?v=EGvStKaFTLM Kat did research and lied to Phil Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=xDupty08VeY&t=331sPrison for chargebacks Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=bUhaBDvMRzYNight time stream was ALL birth of the foot cam setup DDM - youtu.be/onvMOKfGVIg?t=6945 Jan 20 Open Air Studio Snort Hogan - youtube.com/watch?v=0Cr9caGdguo&t=310sJan 21 NO daystream Doody - youtu.be/DtJuUj6MNaE?t=106Lego Reveal DSPGaming - youtu.be/jvV0Wsn6i5M?t=2849 youtu.be/jvV0Wsn6i5M?t=4428Jan 22 Wrastlin’ show DISASTER Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=gAqx9gBAifQPush Up style beg Snort Hogan - youtu.be/PZ9q1Wz61FQ?t=2475Jan 24 Litter Box situation DDM - youtu.be/eSP2syanaMQ?t=2288Balls and bologna Memology 101 - youtube.com/watch?v=1Wqf50OuREkPrize Whale unsubs and Phil keeps his cool while the chat freaks out Doody - youtu.be/9BAQxuhqp_0?t=143Getting Kicked from Kick after a Salty SF6 night Memology 101 - youtu.be/3nwGiHziRyE?t=1810Jan 26 Camera and/or PC is a lemon Doody - youtu.be/1U6hauv5bXk?t=37KingCobra Joke Soap Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=egGwz6tKU8w (first minute or two)Are business gifts taxed? Doody - youtu.be/O95xvOMqQU8?t=396Detractor Cult W Doody - youtube.com/watch?v=n9Bmx44pbMY
Misery Streams 1 / DSP Access Granted - Initiation Ritual.exe The Misery Merchant 2025-01-14 | The Misery Merchants of the Detractor Cult gather to chronicle the latest misfortunes plaguing the self-proclaimed king of streams, DSPgaming. From the new year to this very moment, we've been watching, documenting every stumble, every glitch, every cry for donations. Are we the cause of his woes? Or merely the scribes of his downfall? Only the shadows know.We've unearthed a "deviant" art account, a hidden gallery of the most bizarre and unsettling depictions of Phil. Are these the works of obsessed fans or the cryptic messages of our cult's influence?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--Archive of deviantart, not much worksweb.archive.org/web/20241002121630/deviantart.com/setvin THE GAMESsetvin.itch.io/sydequest setvin.itch.io/sydequestturbo setvin.itch.io/walk-to-the-tree--00:00 - Intro04:33 - Rogue Mod12:00 - Phil's OBS Issues21:08 - Phil's Junky House36:00 - Gold Investing Scam / E-Begging Is Okay53:03 - Detractors Are Illegal, Will Get Sued1:05:13 - PPP Confronts DSP1:08:10 - Just Razzing1:19:37 - Unban Me For $801:23:58 - Dive Into The Deviant Artist1:34:13 - Phil Games + Amberlynn Easter Egg1:53:23 - One Last Phil Clip2:17:43 - Wrapping Up, Outro--
Remember, Chill ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-08-18 | it time go take a breather n chill till u feel ucey ok pls tu-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Zero Steaks ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-08-18 | For DSP there are no stakes....only mistakes....-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#steakexplosion #dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant My stupid a$$Dumb F*ckLife WastingLoserMouth DroolingBrainlessD*ck-lessBall-lessSoul-lessMind-lessIdiotsOf trollsHave decided to stalk meEvery time that I play Street Fighter 6I just want you to think about this…There’s a detractor meme…About…SteaksThey’re using names likePorter HouseAndT BoneTo jump on aSteak meme…Yes They actually think There’s a Steak…Meme…Worth…RepeatingThese people actually madeA running memeAbout…SteaksThere’s no steaksThere’s no f*cking steaks everThat’s the dumbest thing I’ve ever heardAnd you need to stop brainwashing Yourself into believing it There’s no –There must be steaks when you playI can’t wait to see PhilGet his a$$ whooped in Street Fighter todayAnd he’s gonna lose all his ranking pointsAnd I can’t wait to – F*ck you F*UCK YOUNo AdultWould care about Your dumb MemeAbout SteaksThere’s like 3 or 4 people who are actually Excited and engaged with Street FighterAnd trying to talk about itAnd it’s being lost in a drown A drowning of f*cking discussionAbout steaks and barbequeThe moment that some moronSays Steak Explosion On DSP’s streamYou say…There’s no steaksIn anything that I playNothingMeansAnythingIn any gameThere’s no steaksI’m not a pro playerNone of that ever matteredNeverEverThere’s no steaksIn anything that I playNothingMeansAnythingThere’s no steaksI’m not a pro playerNone of that ever matteredNeverEverI’m not in a competition with anyoneYou’re fooling yourself into this weirdParallel dimension ofPeople care if Phil win’s or loses…Nobody doesAll people wanna do is make fun of me anywayA$$holesImagined rank points are still steaksNo they are notThey’re ImaginedThey mean nothingYou know what it is?DramaYou like dramaRanked is dramaWhat are you, four?There’s no steaksIn any gameI’ve ever playedOn this channelZeroThere’s zero steaksThere are zero steaksZero The moment that some moronSays Steak Explosion On DSP’s streamYou say…There’s no steaksIn anything that I playNothingMeansAnythingIn any gameThere’s no steaksI’m not a pro playerNone of that ever matteredNeverEverThere’s no steaksIn anything that I playNothingMeansAnythingThere’s no steaksI’m not a pro playerNone of that ever matteredNeverEverI’m not in a tournament Training in a leagueWearing their f*cking jerseySweating it outTraveling the country There’s no prize if I winOr if I do poorlyWhy is no one here talking about Street Fighter On a f*cking Street Fighter streamPeople talking about steaks n’ sh!tThere’s no f*cking steaksBut I’m gonna say it one more time…Nothing Means Anything
DSP ReeeFresheeze Eye Drops Class Action Lawsuit The Misery Merchant 2024-08-15 | Regular use of ReeeFresheeze Medicinal Style Eye Drops has shown to cause damage to eyes. Misery & Misfortune Attorneys at Law are leading the class action lawsuit in pursuit of justice for these victims, including the famous streamer DarksydePhil.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
DSP ReeeFresheeze Eye Drops Commercial The Misery Merchant 2024-08-15 | DarksydePhil endorses regular use of ReeeFresheeze Medicinal Style Eye Drops for dry and strained eyes.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Open Your Eyes (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-05-31 | Cha' King of the Ring Finals 2024 #thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil #lolcow-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--the melody was born out of mashing up Phil's podcast melody and the chorus bass line from "Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails.
Sometime Cats Just Barf (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-05-31 | #dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant #jasper #justiceforjasperToo long for Ch'King 2024 but perfect for the sequel to Jasper Up in the Air-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Endorphin Rush (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-05-31 | Cha' King of the Ring 2024 #thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Open Your Eyes ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-04-04 | Cha' King of the Ring Finals 2024 #thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil #lolcowthe melody was born out of mashing up Phil's podcast melody and the chorus bass line from "Head Like a Hole" by Nine Inch Nails.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--Nights slowSupport is lowMy eyes twitchMy ears itchNO TIPSI am licking my lipsI hear it insideI open my eyesI know I can’t hideSomethings movingI swear it’s not meI’m holding blockit’s still penetratingRoll back and swayThe demons away I’m losing my lifeMy son and my wifeI am begging you pleaseYou got what I needCorner DemonComing aliveCrawling up the wallsBetter open your eyesEmpty your walletOpen your earsI got two big billsAnd a bucket of tearsSuccessful businessI am so happyStressed and nervousAt my wits end It’s not my faultI did nothing wrongWatch me explodeLike a fake member bomb Try to ruin my businessBut I am a successI got a finance degreeAnd a pile of vests
Endorphin Rush ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-03-14 | Cha' King of the Ring 2024 #thatbeingsaidpodcast #dsp #darksydephil -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--Let me be clearNow I’m not a political guyRightBut this is twice in one yearThat I had stuff stolen Straight(?) out from under me, ya seeSo finally at the end of the shopping tripIt hit meI gotta get this cranberry sauce If I don’t grab it nowI’m gonna forget about it, rightSo I’m not stupid, I grab my phone,I was gone for 2 minutesSomeone stole my cartMy brain was addledMy head was being rattledThey’re out of their f*cking mindsThey’re going to keep getting away with it all the timeI was gone for 2 minutesThey stole my pumpkin pieJust to confirm I grab an employee and they said Definitely someone stole“No worker took this cart” SoI ask the checkout guyHe’s like, “They’re all getting an endorphin high”No logic, no reason, everywhere in this stateAny opportunity, anything they just take These Stupid Kleptomaniac f*cksStole my reusable bags for an endorphin rush
Sometime Cats Just Barf ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-03-14 | Too long for Ch'King 2024 but perfect for the sequel to Jasper Up in the Air -Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant #jasper #justiceforjasperI made a big decision I’m gonna make the investmentviewers are like CoolWe’re gonna see everything on PS FiveYou’re gonna have the new Joystick tooWhat do the haters do?He should’ve bought a bloodtest Because his cat is sick, it’s sadHow dare phil spend money Even when it’s investment that’s badIt's not funnyAnd beg people to pay for itNever happenedI said it’s a big investmentAnd I’d like to make it backYou support my streams and that’s thatI’m buying equipment for my contentLast month I told a one off storyWent to a vet, essentiallyI was very upsetThis vet tried to scam meThey were trying to upsell us on a bloodtestwe’re done, onto the nextjasper is starting to show early signs of dental plaqueDid the vet tell us that?It’s called customer feedbackWe’re gonna give it to themDon’t worry about that He’s not sickI’m gonna get this joystickAnd she keps(?) pushing itJust real talkLet’s talk costI’m buying equipment for my contentWhat you guys don’t knowThere’s been follow upBut I’m not gonna tell youWe talked with the management, it’s true And the management agreed with usThis is ridiculous This was a hundred percent Upsell to make profitWe don’t even know if he received his vaccine or anythingI’m not gonna tell you guys that it’s none of your businessWhen my cat was being examined medicallyI was never invited into the roomI have no clueIf it was trueTryin to be upsold by this vet Jasper cat Has no problemWith his urinary tractWe know this for a fact(Jasper goes BLEH WUP)Jasper kitty had woken us upVomiting all over the floor In the middle of the nightI got my coffee goingI’m cleaning up a pile of vomitBig clumps of this dirt and hairHe decided to barf everywhereAnd how badly will the vomit be?Up in the airHe’d probably be poopin and peein All over the placePurposefully tryin to eat things Or vomiting Making himself vomit To get attentionMy wife who’s changing the litter boxJasper kitty’s running around the house Looking for shitting spotsHe’s trying to sh!t on the stairsIn the bathroom In the room across the hallwayUnder the deskSo I’m chasing him aroundI grabbed himAnd put him downWe almost had a house Full of cat sh!t Jasper has vomited Why don’t we do Full carpet shampooThe water’s blackSometimes cats just barfJasper cat Has no problemWith his urinary tract We know this for a factI have no clueIf it was trueTryin to be upsold by this vet Jasper Kat Has no problemsWith his urinary tractWe know this for a factHe just scratched this sh!t out of my legJasperWhy’d you do that?Jasper stop right nowThat’s itJasper stop right nowHe pulled my equipment across the whole floorWhat are you doing?This joystick is meant to lastIt’s got the highest end partsIt’s got heft to itIt’s gonna probably overall improve my game If I’m gonna get this joystick I’m gonna get this joystick
Defective Genetics (Instrumental) #TeamHealth ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-02-27 | The instrumental version of Defective Genetics for your viewing pleasure. *snort*-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
The Greatest Nation (Instrumental) #TeamBusiness ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-02-27 | Are you #TeamHealth or #TeamDivorce or #TeamBusiness?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Digital Marriage (Instrumental) #TeamDivorce ♬ The Misery Merchant 2024-02-27 | Are you #TeamHealth or #TeamDivorce or #TeamBusiness?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Phil: The Dark Side | Snortflix Mockumentary | Trailer The Misery Merchant 2023-09-07 | Subscribe to Snortflix streaming service now and use code "GOUTGOUT" for 50% off your next Doordash order! Obviously there's no murder, you dunce! It's just dark humor, okay. Sounds good? *snort*-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#WhereisKat #DSPgaming #mockumentary Entry for @ThatBeingSaid Gintro Contest
In the Arms of a Beggar Commercial The Misery Merchant 2023-08-27 | In the Arms of a Beggar Commercial featuring @TheDecepticron @WPIG1651 @themiserymerchant Full 15 years of hate video: youtube.com/watch?v=AevtIF6yMVc&t=3099s-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #dspreacts
Defective Genetics #TeamHealth ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-07-29 | Are you #TeamHealth or #TeamDivorce or #TeamBusiness?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--
Digital Marriage #TeamDivorce ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-07-29 | Are you #TeamHealth or #TeamDivorce or #TeamBusiness?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--DarkSeeDeFill: DarkSeeDeFill cheered again and said – Are you insecure about your marriage? Babyman1651: Fuck no. If you’re so immature to understand that I don’t wanna do romance missions in games because I have tons of real life romance, not fantasy romance in games. If you think it’s because I’m insecure in my marriage - then you’re an idiot and your’re the immature one. SteveoftheDead: And I think one of the things that would hurt Phil the most is if he suddenly didn’t have a wife anymore. Babyman1651: I am not separated from my wife she is home right now. You’re a moron (Chorus)Babyman1651: How is my marriage? My marriage is good We stay home we order foodMy trolls speculateLet me set the record straightKat is downstairs crying when I masturbate (Verse 1) AnLEET4ever: Leave my wife out of itShe’s beating demons in the closetShe won’t come on streamTrolls keep askingJaydeJustice: My wife KatShe’s full of salt There’s a sick motherfucker on the Internet called TevinIt’s Tevin’s fault! Slaughterhouse: It's absolutely true what I’m telling you. Big things are happening behind the scenes Cucklyfe100: What is up Tyrone?How are you?1DidNoTingWong: We had gone out of our way To celebrate Valentine’s daywe made the decision together ya seeto not go to the dinner So basicallyThe day was disappointing compared to what we imagined it to beIt suckedDavesSmellyChair: You don’t want to know what’s up hereShit that will scare youFor life seriouslyBad bad bad badAnd that’s why I don’t talk about itJaspersFrontClwz: Kat you need to get out now that place is toxic!MrStup1d0n3: My mother said to meI want you to go on a honeymoonAnd I’ll pay for the flight and hotel roomAnd I was like that’s great but it’s a no goThat’s money I need to pay my billsHow much do you need to not get screwed over?I told her.She gave me the money.GoutyAuntPoison: Addiction, bankruptcy, jail, back taxes, rehab, divorce - Makes me spin in my chairWhat about healing Seattle air?Cucklyfe100: Another dollar tip came inFrom Tyrone - We need to hang out againFantasticMrScam: So I guess what happened isThis morning my wife was doing stuff in the kitchenGetting ready to go to workAnd she says her shirtGot caught on the handle of the cabinetSo she walked back and it pulled And it yanked the whole front of the fucking cabinet apartIt time Blow: I go downstairsAnd the vacuum cleaner is in the middle of the floorSmearkat: And I say Kat what’s wrong?Oh the vacuum cleaner brokeWhat?The motor must’ve gone Because there was smokeIt’s a joke!Ind00rScarf: Then all the sudden she says PhilYou gotta come into the bathroomWe got a major problemThe shower valves brokeThe tub is cloggedIt probably got 8 years of dirtAnd it doesn't work2ndIncoom: So my mo-my wife can’t work todayI was awoken to be toldThe car doesn’t startThat’s shocking I tested the car last night alrightSit down in the carGo to start it It just won’t startRererererererererererererereee DSP Insider: Don’t Talk about KatI swear she’s not fatDon’t Ask about HerDid you ever findHer restraining order?NottaDSPfan: Sounds good to meDarkbot: The best way to support my streams is to Leave a tip! Please send any tips directly vis PaypalHere and receive a shout-out and animation! ThankYou in advance! paypal.me/darkscamphilDarkbot: Use this link to allow gifted membershipsSo you can get one if someone drops a member bomb! Good luck! https://www.youtube.com/DSPspaceGam...
The Greatest Nation #TeamBusiness ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-07-29 | Are you #TeamHealth or #TeamDivorce or #TeamBusiness?-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--seriously greed is massively strongI need subs send me donations and Subs give me the money okayI have a 10-year plan and a business degree (snort) no budget can contain the money flowing from me (yes) cause I'm a spenda' fam' I be dropping these G's they got nothing on me they got nothing on mebuying statues leasing Beamers I'm the most prolific of the streamers engaged a young b*tch then I leave herShout out to Derich Loves Lemurs (I did nothing wrong)maxed out 13 credit cards wasn't even trying hard credit the pandemic buried it with bunny in the backyard half a mill Phil time for an emergencyI got two big bills (b*tch) ready for Scopely What is the greatest nation? Donation I'm crowd funded wrote off my Xbox and Playstation What is the greatest nation? Donation I make hundred thousand hustling so hard I can't take a vacationI will make piece of peace deceased with my paper receipts add your body to a spreadsheet (piece of sh*t) if the LTG pays me five G's then I'll show him my Gat that goes a ACK ACK ACKin a private react contribute my tribute no fucking chargebacks okayseriously what is the greatest nation donation Dashing dinner wanted in Renton for tax evasion what is the greatest nation donation an EVO winner you owe me that bounty based on my calculation and I paid for a very very extravagantly expensive steak meal the most expensive meal I've ever had in my life I got the chair the most expensive possiblethis TV is pretty pricey top of the lineI got paid for your stupidity for your failed troll attempt I made money the most expensive vodka I've ever had was Grey Goose business class internet the most expensive possible I don't even want to tell you how much that that was the most expensive thing I bought and that was exclusively supposed to be for the series what am I going to do? play with a f*cking gun Bang Bang
MY LEGACY (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-06-20 | Images generated in Stable Diffusion, now with no text in the way! Once again, detractor-style creators can use these images in their content. Phil is not allowed. IT TIME GO!-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor
Phils Day Off (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-06-20 | This was the first DSP song made and some of the samples were lost forever. I replaced them with something a little better, but you may notice a slight change from the original song.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#darksydephil #dspgaming #detractor #dspreacts
ORIGAMI KILLER (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-06-20 | Chill out and fold some paper.-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor
HEY LIL WAYNE (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-06-08 | Enjoy the first batch of instrumentals. Unfortunately, many project files were harmed in the making. Some reconstruction had to be done. There was nothing you could do, nothing I could do. I did nothing wrong!-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant
Phils Woke (Instrumental) ♬ The Misery Merchant 2023-06-08 | Enjoy the first batch of instrumentals. Unfortunately, many project files were harmed in the making. Some reconstruction had to be done. There was nothing you could do, nothing I could do. I did nothing wrong!-Follow us on X: https://x.com/misery_merchantJoin the Detractor Cult: youtube.com/@themiserymerchant/join#DSPgaming #MiseryMerchants #MiseryStreams--#dspgaming #darksydephil #detractor #miserymerchant
