LYRICS Haha, well now We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hash browns Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
Bloodhound Gang - The Bad TouchBloodhound Gang2009-11-23 | The official video of Bloodhound Gang's "The Bad Touch" of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.
LYRICS Haha, well now We call this the act of mating But there are several other very important differences Between human beings and animals that you should know about Sweat, baby, sweat, baby sex is a Texas drought Me and you do the kind of stuff that only Prince would sing about So put your hands down my pants and I'll bet you'll feel nuts Yes, I'm Siskel, yes, I'm Ebert And you're getting two thumbs up You've had enough of two-hand touch You want it rough, you're out of bounds I want you smothered, want you covered Like my Waffle House hash browns Comin' quicker than FedEx, never reaching apex Just like Coca-Cola stock, you are inclined To make me rise an hour early just like Daylight Savings Time You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) Love, the kind you clean up with a mop and bucket Like the lost catacombs of Egypt, only God knows where we stuck it Hieroglyphics, let me be Pacific, I wanna be down in your South Seas But I got this notion that the motion of your ocean Means small craft advisory So if I capsize in your thighs, high tide, B-5, you sunk my battleship Please turn me on, I'm Mr. Coffee with an automatic drip So show me yours, I'll show you mine, "Tool Time" You'll Lovett just like Lyle And then we'll do it doggy style So we can both watch X-Files You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Do it again now) You and me, baby, ain't nothin' but mammals So let's do it like they do on the Discovery Channel (Gettin' horny now)
#BloodhoundGang #TheBadTouch #HoorayForBoobiesBloodhoundGangVEVO Live StreamBloodhound Gang2017-12-04 | ...Bloodhound Gang - Mama SayBloodhound Gang2016-06-09 | Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Mama Say. (C) 1995 SONY BMG MUSIC ENTERTAINMENT
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Uncool As Me. (C) 2015 Jimmy Franks Recording Company, under exclusive license to Vertigo/Capitol, a division of Universal Music GmbH
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
The Bloodhound Gang in 1999. They just had a huge hit single with 'Fire, Water, Burn' from the album ‘Hooray for Boobies’. Check out this hilarious interview!
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing The Bad Touch. (C) 2000 Interscope RecordsBloodhound Gang - Altogether OokyBloodhound Gang2011-04-06 | Music VideoBloodhound Gang - MopeBloodhound Gang2009-12-26 | The official video of Bloodhound Gang's "Mope" of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.
We gonna drop this next bomb for a money makin' playa that ain't with us no mo Yeah, Notorious B.I.G. Hell no, we gonna do this for a gangbanging thug that never seen it comin' Yeah, Tupac Shakur Nah bitch, I'm talkin' 'bout motherfuckin' Falco and shit What? Falco? Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Ooh, rock me Amadeus Tried to O.D. on the Cold-Eeze "Golden Girls" got me "Sweatin' To The Oldies" Hanging out like Double Ds, sip Long Island Iced Teas Wrote to Mayor McCheese "Send a Shamrock Shake please!" Three O' Clock on the dot, time to cruise for Eighth graders Rather tape the Weather Channel so that I can watch it later Reruns of Rerun, so What's Happening? Dee's knocked up and Rog on crack again Deep throat a whole Nutty Buddy Make whoopie to a batch of Silly Putty Make a Spam and Colgate sandwich, and ate it Go through "National Geographic" and draw panties on the natives So I like to dance naked in front of my pets But my cat was inattentive so I sent him UPS Playin' spin the bottle with my mom I watch "Cops" with no pants on Must've blown a fuse, nothing's going on Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes Deader than the parents on a Party of Five Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill Not going nowhere, slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come Nowhere to go, I can't wake up late Just sit around and wait for my Old Spice to activate Stalemate, jailbait, in "My So-Called Life" imprisonment Amazing what a good breakfast pickles make, isn't it? I like to pretend I'm speed reading Never lose the sight of the thrill of sneezing Don't need a shower today, just some Brut by Faberge Smell the ass of my jeans, clean, they'll do another day And I recycle, I sniff my own farts I dial the wrong number, hope a conversation starts I mean I might as well be listenin' to Journey Givin' myself a mullet, hook the Flowbee to the Kirby Make a prank call pretendin' I'm a mime Get stuck in traffic just to pass the time Sent a letter in the mail, in Braille, to Johnny Quest Send me back my Etch-A-Sketch Must've blown a fuse, nothing's going on Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes Deader than the parents on a Party of Five Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill Not going nowhere, slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums When you wanna come I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums When you wanna come I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums When you wanna come I'm mighty tighty whitey and I'm smugglin' plums When you wanna come Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo What it is motherfuckers? Aw shit, here comes Pac-Man Hey Pac-Man, what's up? Me, you bitches! I'm high on crack! Wanna freebase? No, Pac-Man, drugs are bad Nope, can't help you man Pussies, whoa, holy shit Must've blown a fuse, nothing's going on Lamer than the Pope, climb the walls like King Kong Buggin' out like Tori Spelling's eyes Deader than the parents on a Party of Five Luciano Pavarotti on a treadmill Not going nowhere, slim chance we will Less hip than Bo Jackson, bored like wood Dick around like Frankie Goes To Hollywood Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come Relax, don't do it when you wanna go to it Relax, don't do it when you wanna come Holy macaroni
#BloodhoundGang #Mope #HoorayForBoobiesBloodhound Gang - Along Comes MaryBloodhound Gang2009-12-25 | The official video of Bloodhound Gang's "Along Comes Mary" of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.
LYRICS Every time I think that I'm The only one who's lonely someone calls on me And every now and then I spend My time at rhyme and verse and curse those faults in me And then along comes Mary Mary, Mary Then along comes Mary Mary, Mary And does she wanna give me kicks And be my steady chick and give me pick of memories? Or maybe rather gather tales from all the Fails and tribulations no one ever sees? When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch Sweet as the punch When vague desire is the fire in the eyes of chicks Whose sickness is the games they play And when the masquerade is played and neighbor folks Make jokes as who is most to blame today And then along comes Mary Mary, Mary Then along comes Mary Mary, Mary And does she wanna set them free And let them see reality from where she got her name? And will they struggle much when told that such A tender touch of hers will make them not the same? When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch Sweet as the punch And when the morning of the warning's passed The gassed and flaccid kids are flung across the stars The psychodramas and the traumas gone The songs are left unsung and hung upon the scars And then along comes Mary Mary, Mary Then along comes Mary Mary, Mary And does she wanna see the stains the dead remains Of all the pains she left the night before? Or will their wakin' eyes reflect the lies And make them realize their urgent cry for sight no more? When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch Sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch When we met I was sure out to lunch Now my empty cup tastes as sweet as the punch Sweet as the punch
#BloodhoundGang #AlongComesMary #HoorayForBoobiesBloodhound Gang - The Ballad Of Chasey LainBloodhound Gang2009-12-02 | The official video of Bloodhound Gang's "The Ballad Of Chasey Lain" of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.
LYRICS Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to explain I'm your biggest fan I just wanted to ask Could I eat your ass? Write back as soon as you can You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to complain Ya never wrote me back How could I ever eat Your ass when ya treat Your biggest fan like that? You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine Dear Chasey Lain I wrote to constrain This letter is my last As your biggest fan I must demand You let me eat your ass You've had a lotta dick Had a lotta dick I've had a lotta time Had a lotta time You've had a lotta dick Chasey But you ain't had mine P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties P.S. Mom and Dad this is Chasey Chasey this is my mom and dad Now show 'em them titties Now show 'em them titties Would ya f**k me for blow?
#BloodhoundGang #TheBalladOfChaseyLain #HoorayForBoobiesBloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Explicit) [Official Video]Bloodhound Gang2009-12-02 | Playlist Best of Bloodhound Gang: goo.gl/Jepmb7 Subscribe for more: goo.gl/Sq9ioT
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss. (C) 2005 Geffen Records
#BloodhoundGang #UhnTissUhnTissUhnTiss #VevoBloodhound Gang - Fire Water Burn (Official Video)Bloodhound Gang2009-12-02 | Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Fire Water Burn. (C) 2002 Geffen RecordsBloodhound Gang - Kiss Me Where It Smells FunnyBloodhound Gang2009-12-02 | Playlist Best of Bloodhound Gang: goo.gl/Jepmb7 Subscribe for more: goo.gl/Sq9ioT
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Kiss Me Where It Smells Funny. (C) 1997 Geffen RecordsBloodhound Gang - Whys Everybody Always Pickin On Me?Bloodhound Gang2009-12-02 | Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Why's Everybody Always Pickin' On Me?. (C) 1997 Geffen RecordsBloodhound Gang - Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss (Clean Version)Bloodhound Gang2009-11-30 | Playlist Best of Bloodhound Gang: goo.gl/Jepmb7 Subscribe for more: goo.gl/Sq9ioT
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss Uhn Tiss. (C) 2005 Geffen RecordsBloodhound Gang - Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo (Official Video)Bloodhound Gang2009-10-08 | Playlist Best of Bloodhound Gang: goo.gl/Jepmb7 Subscribe for more: goo.gl/Sq9ioT
Music video by Bloodhound Gang performing Foxtrot Uniform Charlie Kilo. (C) 2005 Republic / Geffen Records
#BloodhoundGang #FoxtrotUniformCharlieKilo #VevoBloodhound Gang - The Inevitable Return Of The Great White DopeBloodhound Gang2009-10-07 | The official video of Bloodhound Gang's " The Inevitable Return Of The Great White Dope " of their 1999 album "Hooray For Boobies“.
"A" is for "Apple" "B" is for "Balloons" "C" is for "Crayons" "D" is for "Drum" Like my scrotum here it is in a nutshell One thousand nine hundred and seventy-two That's the year I got here when my dear mother's water blew Not really realizing the prize that's been begot to her The bona fide lo-fi high-octane philosopher Genius with a penis the few the proud the me I liked me so much I had to buy the company Soul for sale sold to Satan for a hell of a lotta luck I'm hard to come by like a straight guy working at Starbucks Thank the thinkers that think they thunk the thoughts that theorized Idolized or despised bet I'm gettin' recognized Mount Rushmore it? No ignore it can't rock with no big head Half of the people want me half of the people want me dead I am the Angel of Def with my rhymes against humanity Teeter-tottering between brilliance and insanity The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope Conclusions you drew proportions you blew Lost son of Iggy? False Bigger nose than Ziggy? True Yes my name is Jimmy Pop no my pop's name is Dick Don't admit to kick it slick you thick derelict critic Put down for missed notes put up with misquotes Don't want the whole story? Should have bought the Cliff Notes Like Fingerpainting 101 give me no credit for having class One thumb on the pulse of the nation one thumb in your girlfriend's ass Written on written off scoff callin' me a joke I don't think that I'm a sell-out but I do "Enjoy Coke!" I struck gold but never took it for granite that's how I planned it so can it Around the planet fans demand it and you'll never understand it When I die no lie plan on mass pandemonium They may display my brain in a pickle jar at the Smithsonian The one part the Fuehrer the one part the Pope It's the inevitable return baby of the Great White Dope One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope One part the Fuehrer one part the Pope The inevitable return of the Great White Dope Great White Dope