Robert Schimmel at Dangerfield’s (1988) Rodney Dangerfield 2024-10-23 | Robert Schimmel at Dangerfield’s (1988)
“I was an ugly kid, too. I was so ugly, my mother breastfed me through a straw.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-11-17 | ...
“I tell ya, my wife isn’t too smart. One night, she went out, some guy stole the car…” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-07-21 | ...
“When I thought I was sick, my doctor told me to take plenty of liquids, get a lot of rest…” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-07-20 | ...
“You got to take care of your health. I’ll tell you what I do...” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-07-14 | ...
Rodney Dangerfield literally knocks ’em dead (Animation by Chris Guy) Rodney Dangerfield 2023-06-27 | ...
“I got a crazy doctor. He told me to keep smoking if I want to stop chewing gum.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-06-26 | ...
“I tried something new last week... group sex. Now I have a new problem. I don’t know who to thank.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-04-28 | ...
The Caddyshack Shuffle Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-27 | So what? So let’s dance!Created by @hellobellbros Music by @veggibeats (another WAM bites the dust)
“I know I’m getting old. My last birthday cake looked like a prairie fire.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-20 | ...
“You know the trouble with me? I appeal to everyone who can do me absolutely no good.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-15 | ...
Rodney Dangerfield’s Band Rehearsal Tape Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-07 | When touring to standing-room-only crowds for three decades, Rodney sent these detailed instructions to stage managers to assure a smooth performance.
“My mother never breastfed me. She told me she liked me as a friend.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-07 | ...
“Last week, my wife signed me up for a bridge club. I jump off next Tuesday.” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-03-02 | ...
“What’s really annoying with my wife, the way she serves the meal…” Rodney Dangerfield 2023-02-24 | ...
