The Impatient Microwave @JDeCloedtFilms

The Impatient Microwave

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2014-03-01 | What happens when one man gets distracted from his microwaving duties?

Check out Michael's channel - http://www.youtube.com/tonycoolmen

McRib (Music Video) - A Rock Ode To McDonald’s Saucy Sandwich

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2025-01-04 | Stream “McRib” everywhere!
Spotify: open.spotify.com/track/3fQmVFSMD1W19zbBaCnZBU?si=gghFhW6rQ_uuOolWBeCJGg&context=spotify%3Aplaylist%3A6i6gYX4AXSMFlWntd56bc8

Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/mcrib/1781481794?i=1781481795

Amazon: music.amazon.com/albums/B0DNRNFQZ9?do=play&trackAsin=B0DNRNVKKB&ts=1732882414&ref=dm_sh_eqHvNXt8bpKf6M2y1v0bbbfis

YouTube Music: music.youtube.com/watch?v=LGCoFFl_rWE&si=O-ncaFm7_OcKTUtu

Bandcamp: jordandecloedt.bandcamp.com/track/mcrib

SoundCloud: on.soundcloud.com/X3Mr8u4WsKGp9oti6

Lyrics:
In 1981,
McDonald’s thought they’d have some fun,
came a new item on the menu.
Now it’s seasonal?
Well hey, fuck you!

Nothing else could make it better,
Except the addition of a Doctor Pepper!
McRib!

It’s been a while since we have met.
Your tasty pork makes my mouth wet.
Barbecue sauce all over my face,
It makes me quiver in my special place.
(McRib)

Nothing else could make it better,
Except the addition of a Doctor Pepper!

The love is true, It’s not a fad.
One bite of you will drive me mad.
Pickles, buns, and the slivered onions.
I like mine with the crispy bacon.

Nothing else can make it better,
Or compares to its tender flavor.

“Hi, welcome to McDonald’s. Would you like to try a McRib meal today?”
“Uh, yeah. I’ll get every one you got.”
M C R I B P L Z
BLEGH

Seasonal depression hits me.
I’ll miss that processed rib meat.
Another year until we
Get that McRibussy.
Now their time has ended.
How am I supposed to stay fed?
Hey McDonald’s big heads,
Come suck on Micky Deez Nuts.

They’re year round in Germany?
Well this might be the end of me.

What a world it could be
Letting the McRib be
But you take it from me
And I’m sick of that shit!

Credits:
Written by: Jordan DeCloedt and Michael Feuerbach
Jordan DeCloedt - Guitars, Bass, Vocals
Sean Taylor - Additional Guitars and Drum Programming
Kandra Tolvstad: McDonald's Drive-Thru Employee

Simmy Bois - Sailing Through The Simmy Seas (Music Video) (SEA OF THIEVES)

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2023-04-22 | After a six month hiatus of not streaming together, we've come back full force with SEA OF THEIVES as our newest edition to the "Friday Stream With Friends" catalogue; and we're celebrating by releasing a BRAND NEW MUSIC VIDEO in dedication to us setting sail on the Simsational Seas.

Simmy Bois are:
Sean Graham
Josh Conley
Sean Taylor
Jordan DeCloedt

Thanks to Emily Graham and Virginia Vazquez

Download the track: jordandecloedt.bandcamp.com/track/sailing-through-the-simmy-seas
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Lyrics:
It's The Strat, baby
Dead Weight in the mother fuckin' house
The Wild Card; McRibs for life
Ol' Reliable at the helm
Simmy Bois, 2023

It's time to hit the seas now that Simmy's back
Sails up and we're looking for some loot to snatch
Our fearless leader keeping us afloat
If we sink we could probably use is forehead as a fuckin' boat
You'll find us cruisin' through the seven seas
Searchin' for booty, ridin' the breeze
We're real pirates; pegs under the knees
Crimes so sick they put the warnings on the DVDs

Simmy Bois, 2023
Tootin' in the birdhouse till we're free

Yeah, crunchatize me, Cap'n
Swab the deck with a mop, catch it on TikTok
Just gimme a minute and I'll be up at the sail
Oh well, Moby Dick, set sail, what a vail, holy grail
Canon's strapped, rail to rail
Need to bail this flow from below deck
Lemon OG
Fightin' scurvy shit, leave me like a ship wreck
Feeling soaked and I haven't even started yet
Me and the boys feelin' like we're on top
If the boat rock, don't knock
Just catch it on TikTok

Yo ho, yo ho
It's Ol' Reliable, the Pirate Rap God
It's the pirate flow
I'm the captain now and you already know
I sail the seas with my crew so bold
We pillage and plunder, leaving a trail of gold
We board your ship with the swords and guns, taking what we want
Leaving nothing undone
We're ruthless and cunning, we take what we please
And we do it all with the greatest of ease
My hook hand is deadly, my eye patch is cool
I'm the master of the seas, I make all the damn rules
I'll make you walk the plank, send you to your end
You're no match for me
Playing Sea of Thieves again
So raise your Jolly Rodger, let's all set sail
We'll take what we want and leave nothing in our trail
We're the Pirates of the Caribbean, the masters of the seas, and we'll never stop
Cause we're always living free

Uh, guys, have you seen Jordan?
I haven't seen him
I don't know, the last time I saw him was on the poop deck

Oh no, guys
Fuck, I fell overboard (Jordan?)
I need some help from the Mighty Morphin' Dragonzord (Not again)
Quick, I'm in danger, Pink Ranger
Be my Tommy in Green, off the beam
When I slipped off the deck and I'm wet
But don't fret
But remember I'm the Wild Card, bitch
I don't swim like a fish
I just float like the breeze, drinking Nerds Rope with ease
Yo, can someone pass me some oat milk please?

Why is he on fire?

Simmy Bois, 2023
Tootin' in the birdhouse till we're free
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Follow Simsational Gaming:
facebook.com/simsationalgaming
tiktok.com/@simsationalgaming?

Merch!
streamlabs.com/seanmgraham/merch

The Angry Lisas - Blueberries (Demo) (Practice Music Video)

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2022-03-30 | Woah, woah, woah. Guess who's back with a new video after all these years? This was just a spur of the moment video I made and put together for my buddies of a demoed recording of their new song "Blueberries". I hope you enjoy it, as I'm working on more music video ideas for future uploads.

The Angry Lisas are Sean Taylor, Jason Howe, Daniel Marcus, and Cody French.

Follow The Angry Lisas:
http://www.theangrylisas.com
theangrylisas.bandcamp.com
youtube.com/user/Angrylisas
http://www.instagram.com/theangrylisas
facebook.com/TheAngryLisas
open.spotify.com/artist/66Rs9euMnA3UkYRXOOCCQt?si=IbZFIkhUShKpAheU88m3rw

Baja Bootleggers Dream (Mt. Dew Baja Blast)

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2016-04-27 | A Baja Bootleggers dream has finally come true; 'Baja Blast' is now sold in stores! But for how long? A LIMITED TIME, THAT'S HOW LONG.

Jamaicastan (DeCloedt and Feuerbach) - Chromakey Test Video

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2016-04-14 | My friend Michael (http://www.youtube.com/tonycoolmen) received a decent sized green screen for videos, so this is how we decided to test it out. This song is an original by us (Could you have guessed?), about a mythical land one of our friends comes from.

soundcloud.com/jordan-decloedt

Kyoryuger/Dino Ranger vs. Raptor Jesus

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2015-01-01 | The classic battle of an internet meme versus a Power Ranger with a weapon caught in the Sentai/Ranger crossover phase.

Michael's Channel: http://www.youtube.com/tonycoolmen

Making of: youtube.com/watch?v=grU_3S9zgtY

Butt, There Is Nothing... - By Kiko Cortez

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2014-06-09 | It's a lonely world out there...

MUSICAL NOTES REVIEW #1 - Andrew W.K. Party Messiah Tour / Portland, OR

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-12-23 | On September 10th, 2013, Andrew W.K. embarked on this Party Messiah tour, a solo keyboard party, and started with a date in Portland, OR. A friend, my girlfriend, and I were there to enjoy one hell of a night.

Video and photography not credited were shot by us.
Photo and video credit:
Morgan Owen (http://www.youtube.com/ZanzWorld)
Caleb Evans
MIRP
Torry Pendergrass
Andrew W.K.'s Facebook

Song clips (It's Time To Party, Party Hard, She Is Beautiful) off the 'I Get Wet' album (Island)

Peanut Butter and Jelly Centipede - Epic Meal Time

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-09-03 | Creating a sandwich that's over 9,000 on the sweetness level!

Voice-over: Michael Feuerbach / http://www.youtube.com/tonycoolmen

My Little Pony: Hatred is Magic (Quick Sneak)

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-08-01 | Since I haven't uploaded a video here in a while, I decided to upload this little sneak peek of a segment I'm working on called "My Little Pony: Hatred is Magic." It'll basically be about pushing the limits of people who dislike the show and franchise, to see how much 'pony' they can stand. I am hoping to collaborate with some MLP fan animators on this project! If you're interested, please let me know! Shoot me a comment or message.

WHO ELSE BUT NECKLES!? - Dare #2 - Chubby Bunny

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-05-02 | The second video in our new 'Who Else But Neckles!?' segments! Send us requests in the comments below of what you would like to see us dare or challenge Nate Eckles to do next!

Here, Mr. Eckles and I

Like, Comment, and Share - A YouTube Song

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-04-23 | Taken from my 4449steam channel's "YOUTUBE COLLABORATIONS!? :)" video, here is a song that is dedicated to all the small users on YouTube...

Performed by After Avalanche / Lyrics by Jordan DeCloedt and After Avalanche

YOUTUBE COLLABORATIONS!? :) - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lxLeVLsKDPI

The Couch - A Band Documentary

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-04-09 | 'The Couch' is a documentary, following the local Portland area grunge band through their recording process of their upcoming album, 'King Toad,' and the follow up to their shows between the periods of April 2008, to February 2010.

WHO ELSE BUT NECKLES!? - Dare #1 - Cinnamon Challenge

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-03-04 | Our first video in our new segments, 'Who Else But Neckles!?' Send us requests in the comments below of what you would like to see us dare or challenge Nate Eckles to do next!

Here, Mr. Eckles takes

The Stereotypical Drivers

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-01-23 | Am I right, or am I right?

Filming of... - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x5JfXI-SuU4

Having It Your Way...

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2013-01-01 | Do you really want it?

Filming of...: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9Ar4EBohTvc

The Best Part Of Waking Up... (Folgers Parody)

Jordan DeCloedt Films 2012-10-01 | ...can apparently burn you pretty badly if you're not careful or cause some domestic problems.

Filming of ... - http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oZzKu39vkxY