How to Give Any Bike(not car) Insane Handling (cannot be saved in garage) Patrick B. 2026-09-29 | How to Give Any Bike(not car) Insane Handling (cannot be saved in garage)
[GTA3 Remastered Meme] nice passenger door Patrick B. 2021-11-10 | stolen from youtube.com/watch?v=5gFQUyyPYLcreported by Nick007J
[Old stuff] Breaking Out of the Dance Using the Wardrobe Patrick B. 2021-09-11 | I thought I had uploaded this. ^^
[Untested strat] Hydra Flight to Flight School Patrick B. 2021-03-01 | Untested strat.You might be able to park the Hydra here during HC and keep it spawned until you need it after Beat Down.Timing should be relatively tight since "interesting vehicles" (player's vehicles) become "uninteresting" 3min after exiting them (while inside an interior, it waits until you exit it).Parking can be more aggressive - despawn area:imgur.com/a/LAKNzXc
key to her heart instapass WITH audio commentary (with pausing to explain stuff) Patrick B. 2021-02-15 | without audio commentaryyoutu.be/0TLnnUpuOcENote I meant "I am not sure whether this is or can be improved to be faster than doing the mission normally".I cut out the part running to the casino. ResidentSleeperHere is how long that takes with chainsaw sliding:2:15 - x% stamina DiskoSpider save at Verti Bird I think2:07 - 25% stamina1:48 - 100% staminaI don't know how much they have in hundo.Running videos (low / 25% / 100%):youtube.com/watch?v=q5MfRpfkGqIyoutube.com/watch?v=jFsBsggTXDIyoutube.com/watch?v=-9QIg9fqfn0
key to her heart instapass WITHOUT audio commentary (see description for audio commentary) Patrick B. 2021-02-15 | with audio commentary youtube.com/watch?v=xPGikUf1-lg
Valet via Learning to Fly Patrick B. 2021-01-29 | Find the hidden "read more" button and click it. ;)Start Learning to Fly and take an om0 call.Hold N or Z (left or right d-pad) to "freeze" the lesson screen. Pressing the opposite d-pad/analogue stick "button" "un-freezes" (with N that is D or Z, with Y it is A or N).Re-gain control over the camera by entering and exiting the tower. I have never tested whether that works without "un-freezing". Hence Learning to Fly, it might be easy. I just use a teleporter. :PNote: Driving school teleports CJ into a place he cannot escape without teleporting. Boat school is far away from any entrance (this would need to be confirmed, I just looked around).What does not work: Dying gets rid off the uniform, [I suppose] all menus [food menu for example, also: exiting your wardrobe room) unload text stuff, causing a crash.Fly to Valet Parking with your mouse (remember the stuff about pressing A/D from earlier).Enter the restaurant.Start a lesson and exit Learning to Fly.Fix world visibility by entering and exiting the tower - this time it is easy.
valet stuff Patrick B. 2021-01-29 | Here I set om0 by taking off the Valet uniform during a mission. I demo two ways to "extend" the Valet time limit to make this more useful. This can be used for tripling. I suppose that combined with a gf call + Valet, it allows for quadrupling - test it. ^^I start Bloodbowl with a timer from Trucking ("deliver until" is actually a timer, it is not about time on the clock). The result is (for some reason) a count-up timer. This overrides the countdown timer from Valet parking.I suicide to fail Bloodbowl but passing also works (I tested it - though I did not make sure that both instances passed). It comes with a random crash risk, though, when the game displays two result screens.Then I get rid off the glitched parachute. ^^ When you have a parachute and die but get to keep your weapons, the parachute becomes useless.Next I need a way to teleport out of buildings, so I talk to the gym guy in the SF gym.Now I start Valet parking. When I enter the building and find a way out without ending up in the area around Valet parking, I avoid failing it ("you went too far away" or something).Next, I start some mission and take off the uniform to fail it.To get rid off the timer, I start Trucking again and enter the truck.In the next "part", I show that you can "pause" the Valet timer with Trucking. Start Valet Parking, teleport out, start Trucking, get into the truck. The timer is paused.When you destroy the truck (fail the mission), the timer is resumed. This gives you a second mode to fail Valet parking for when you cannot take off the uniform for whatever you want to do.Apparently, you start every Valet level with 2min but ofc you can increase it by parking vehicles. This is very boring, so better play around with timers and see whether you can get what you want. ^^
GTASA PB 4:45:08 Patrick B. 2019-01-18 | Sorry for the lack of audio, I did not notice it while playing.
[Meme] Pier69 Skip [read the description as always] Patrick B. 2019-01-04 | TFW SKeys breaks and Avidemux messes up the video. D:Hold F when the Ice Cold Killa text appears to pass the mission. Most likely your timing needs to be just that precise (500ms window), should be fine, though.5:17 PM] Patrick: Getting the phone to the crane should be fun. You can use a firetruck as Rhans has done in Re-uniting the Families.[5:19 PM] Patrick: youtube.com/watch?v=xU8dzzEvwFY&t=7m30s
Dying with Katie as gf glitches your parachute (so get a new one) Patrick B. 2018-12-28 | This is well-known in the speedrunning community, but I have only heard about it, not seen it. That led me to misidentify a different parachute glitch with this one (that glitch is caused by playing a replay after opening the parachute youtube.com/watch?v=ZcrnHmZe00k ).
Consistent Pimp Mobile For Hundo Patrick B. 2018-10-12 | 3:43 AM] Patrick: Ofc this is only one way to get it.You can also record a replay at the very start of ICK. It contains the Broadway (I have confirmed it with my tool). So you can create a save right before ICK and then quickly load it later to create a Broadway replay.
[read description] Ways to Kill Calls (to keep the TT call) Patrick B. 2018-09-12 | 1) Hands-free call / shoot to invalidate (0:00)Hold om0 call, take it in the little cutscene you get immediately after entering the trigger where CJ walks towards the club/house/whatever. Shoot to skip one dialog line. The call counts as "not answered".2) Drown it (0:05)CJ needs to be in the water during the conversation3) Crane (0:10)Enter a crane during the conversation4) Save and reload (0:15)- Save with a call ready (call timer above 15s) and a wanted level to block calls.- Take the call.--- If you get the TT call, load the save.------ You probably need to aim to block calls for a bit after loading to not get the same result every time. To-do: Test that.5) Take call during Bike School and cancel Bike School 0:356) Hands-free call via teleporter 0:40- Go into the tower doors holding a call.- Take it during the fade, resulting in a hands-free call.- see 1).
Mod Shop Menu With OM0 Call at the End Patrick B. 2018-08-26 | 0:001) om0 call2) talk to guy3) drop call to gain control- hold w to avoid talking to him again4) drive throwaway car to mod shop5) hold call (0:30)6) buy something (hydrolics or bass boost, whatever is available)- this avoids accidentally buying stuff later (since you cannot buy it twice)7) accept the fight with Y (yes) (0:40)8) talk to the guy again9) drop call, leave gym (0:54)10) unblock calls by entering/exiting crane (1:00)11) set om0 by declining the fight with N (no) (om0 call) (1:10)
The Clothes Menu (And how it Fails to Keep the Valet Uniform) Patrick B. 2018-08-25 | I) Get clothes menu + om0 call.1) Hold om0 call (0:10).2) Talk to the gym guy (0:15).- Talk to him.- Hold W.- Drop the call.* Holding W avoids talking to him a second time (only stopped CJ can talk to him) which would take control away from CJ.3) Get another call (0:26).4) Get clothes menu (0:30).- Calls are blocked from this point on.5) Accept the fight.- You win instantly. I don't get a lesson because I have already watched it.- You cannot leave the gym at this point.6) "Unlock" leaving the gym.6.1) Do step 2 (0:35).7) Leave the gym.- Probably you can just do a 180 after talking to the guy, do one jump, turn 90°, walk. Untested, I just teleported. ^^8) "Unblock" calls by entering and exiting a crane (~ 0:40)9) Get om0 call (~ 0:45)- Hold a call.- Reject the fight.10) Start 555 with om0. (~ 0:50)- Set om0 by dropping the call in the cs (for example).* CJ must not stand in the mission trigger to avoid duping (like for om0 Jizzy).In the final cs I try to keep the Valet uniform by abusing the feature where the game saves and restores clothes while menuing. I don't know how it works.It is easy to accidentally buy something or leave the menu. *Releasing* sprint or enter/exit changes the menu.
BAAM Patrick B. 2018-07-15 | This trick is used to obtain some Sentinel in Saint Mark's Bistro by blowing it over some wall towards freedom. :D (I did not contribute to this, it is just funny).
Puncture Mass-Instapassing Without Wasted Warping Patrick B. 2018-07-03 | I cheated to start Bloodbowl with a call, but it is possible without cheating (just time the call right and stand in the right spot).
[Advanced Suicide] Car Blowup During Cutscene Possible? I doubt it. Patrick B. 2018-06-19 | It would be nice if you could just blow yourself up during a cutscene. It would be quicker than having a cop kill you (youtube.com/watch?v=8VpooCV96d8 , which is a good improvement over starving, already). I have not tried hard to make it happen at all, let alone consistently. I feel it should be impossible. ^^
Getting Shot to Death During a Cutscene Patrick B. 2018-06-19 | This is old knowledge to speedrunners that accidentally fail to dupe Fish In a Barrel or Highjack - but it is new to vehicle collectors, it seems, so there you go. ^^
Start Mission Right After A Race Ends Patrick B. 2018-06-15 | Hold F to end the race mission, else you crash (apart from a couple of missions like - End of the Line 1, maybe?Note: onmission = 1 afterwardsSome post about this:speedrun.com/post/ybe4z
Boat School Tuning Menu Patrick B. 2018-05-11 | The entire trick is holding a directional key, so that the game waits until you release it so that it can show you the demo "video". In that time, you suicide and drive to the tuning garage. I don't know how to gain proper control over CJ and the camera, yet without losing the menu. I have used Boat School sicne during Driving School, tuning garages (all of them?) are closed. You can block the garage door to access them, anyway, but I have not tested if you can gain proper control over CJ afterwards.
Demo Man IP (JP-only) Patrick B. 2017-07-18 | JP-only, I just did not have saves for JP, nor my Cheat Engine mission loader.Textual explanation (CTRL-f "Demolition Man (JP-only)" if it does not send you to the right section):docs.google.com/document/d/17i0t4i47apnQZOQUAeKiKnlgwTei9g14RjzkzsDvU3s/edit#heading=h.msbu1c4fgp3w
(Windows Store version only; Spams your map :D) Quick 100% yesDuping Patrick B. 2017-07-16 | Forum post with details: http://gtaforums.com/topic/890963-sharing-some-exploits-cheats-maybe-somebody-didnt-know/page-3#entry1069723963Blantas confirmed this on PC remastered (winstore 1009). Thanks. :)scrlog: pastebin.com/DbhBUHpq
Misappropriation Duping Demo Patrick B. 2017-06-29 | Part of some light-years-from-finished duping tutorial:docs.google.com/document/d/15YG93rRCUuGn8UYvpIW3rg3cKb69Aqx1NDNgxS6Op1U/edit#
GTA:SA Los Desperados With Car AI Patrick B. 2017-06-23 | Car AI is high accuracy due to being or having been inside a car. Watch this for comparison: youtu.be/bTBbvqpqAnc
JP-only Spilling the Beans Instapass Using Trojan Voodoo Patrick B. 2017-06-16 | The call "softlocks" the "beautiful woman" line.
GTA: Liberty City Stories Firefighter Instapass (read description) Patrick B. 2017-04-26 | The instapass uses A Violatie Situation: The 3rd wave, killing the last SindaccoExtra info:http://gtaforums.com/topic/885263-om0/page-2#entry1069538479and following post(s?)6 demos showing different facts:- killing the guy at all is necessary (else it even crashes)- starting FF soon after killing him (recommended way)- starting FF later than you should - still fine, the result is exactly the same- what happens if you are still too late despite the window of opportunity being to large (untested on console)- what happens if you are too late.- the safe strat: you park on top of the last enemy and start FF. That kills him for some reason. ^^Invalid opcodes executed at the start of the instapass:PSP: dbd1 PS2: dbd0 070cThose are all harmless: they are almost ignored.I do not have absolute certainty that this wait offset is not in a sub-routine. Then there would likely be invalid opcodes at the end which might crash on console. This is quite unlikely, though, I looked at the code and I watch the instruction pointer.I do not know if the "too late" version is safe on console.
Why did I get a Wanted Level Here? (read description) Patrick B. 2017-04-18 | Sensitivity to crime is 0 in this area during this mission.
Post-Fish In A Barrel-OM0-Call Patrick B. 2017-04-11 | This might be inconsistent since the mission might end too early, it needs to be tested.A forum post with details about it:http://www.speedrun.com/gtasa/thread/ml3gs/1#gdy7u
