FF14 - WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO LALAFELLCaptainComedy2017-07-25 | THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULD NEVER BE MEAN TO LALAFELL!
I LEARNED A VALUABLE LESSON!! I WILL STOP PETTING YOU!!! I’M SORRY!!!!
(the game is FF14 and its really good, get the free trial and join me on the Cactuar world and i will give u free money for being nice to me)marik using the millenium rod to scalp prismatic evolutionsCaptainComedy2025-01-18 | versy and i have been watching yugioh and it is a really, REALLY good show
couldn't get this idea out of my head after seeing crackheads fight for real at costco over pokemon cards, people with marik ideas but without marik's true millenium grindset
voices: me, except the girls who are all Versiris
twitter post: https://x.com/captaincomedy/status/1880453271938298185you want some rasberes?CaptainComedy2024-10-23 | ...im ready for SundayCaptainComedy2023-08-27 | not sure if it’s good that everyone left me alone to make this video or bad because they didn’t intercede and stop the psychotic break i was openly having. everyone should have a ladder in their car. stop being a dumb ass and get one before your life is over. trust me i can reach even the highest shelf now and get down literally every kind of cookie that’s up there. i reside upon the pinnacle of strengthwhat it’s like going to the beach with my fiancee tanyaCaptainComedy2022-08-15 | this was take five, she felt so bad and i had to beg her to do a real slap. glad she did because god damn it’s a funny sound. i need to lose weightKDTF Radio - Comedy Station from Postal 4 (COMPLETE)CaptainComedy2022-08-01 | I made this for Postal 4 with the help of some talented actor friends of mine. It was the hardest project I've ever attempted, and I'm EXTREMELY proud of myself and my cast for completing it. Please share it if you like it, and please leave comments about your favorite parts. We hope you love what we put together! Thank you so much for being here. -Jimmy 🗣🎙
Segments: 00:00 - Concerned Mother 04:20 - Conspiracy Theorist 09:31 - Local Artist 15:01 - Inspection Failure 20:10 - The Dante Situation 31:14 - ColleenCoin 35:08 - Pants Kid 42:00 - Loopy Caller 46:59 - Shock Jocks 53:41 - Tech Support 57:42 - Tommy Jax Interview 1:08:55 - Air Aficionado 1:14:48 - Landlord Abuse 1:19:10 - Job Hunter 1:23:47 - KDTF On The Street!
Dive into the insane, wild world of Edensin by sitting down and listening to some of the town's talk radio! With crazy situations, hilarious dialogue, and a whole lot of furious shouting, KDTF (Desert Talk Forum) is a call-in show hosted by James Clark (writer James Avestruz). One of the dumbest people in Edensin, who sadly and paradoxically believes himself to be the smartest. Joining him is Max (Max Henderson), a put-upon producer whose job is to keep James reined in and stop the show from going off the rails, which it constantly threatens to do.
A large ensemble cast joins James and Max playing the roles of a few of Edensin's inhabitants. Tommy Jax (Rob Stant), the rage-fueled pill-pushing bodybuilder from out of state. Dante Tonitini (Gianni Matragano), the mob boss whose shady business dealings are an open secret to the world and to the government. His daughter Tina (Cas Richardson), a shrill harpy with a dangerously short fuse and lack of concern for others' wellbeing. Jizz & Spooge (Ari Bloss & James Avestruz), a pair of shock jock radio hosts who run a more popular rival show in the same building as KDTF, who gleefully torment James and Max. These characters and many more give you a glimpse into some of the health-pipe-addled minds of the city.
Designed to endlessly loop while played in-game, KDTF's script has multiple backward and forward references between calls. And as you listen, the reoccuring characters will flesh out their messed up lives and thoughts, and the host gets to know (and "love") the town along with you.
From the in-studio hostage situation, to the man on the street segment that turns into a life or death chase, to the crypto dipshit trying to sell something they can't even describe, to the character who's convinced he's in a video game, KDTF's blend of situational comedy, expressive vocal performances and meta humor will delight listeners of every kind. If you've ever enjoyed talk radio in video games before, welcome home. This might be your favorite show yet. It's KDTF.
Written and produced by James Avestruz. Additional production on Segment 15 by Ari Bloss.
Starring James Avestruz (CaptainComedy), Max Henderson (LandyRS), Cas Richardson (Scrillow), Paxton Lee, Chris L., Sal Rizzo, Sam Beefheart, Gianni Matragano (GetGianni), Joshua Faria (Akasen), Mike Jaret-Schachter, Tanya Kozak (Versiris, extremely beautiful), Brandon Epley, Matthew Winter, Rocco Sulaj, Chris Bakewell, Trevor Bennett (TrevZed), Sarah Parker (CallMeRyan), David Eddings, WeeGeePanda, Kennedy Durbin, Ari Bloss, Nik Eastburn, Rob Stant, B. Charles, Ozzie Encinas and Ed Prins-Stairs.
Music from https://filmmusic.io. All tracks by Kevin MacLeod. Tracks: "Funkorama", "Poppers and Prosecco", "Shiny Tech II", "Sax, Rock and Roll", "Rocket Power", "Easy Lemon", "The Whip", "Still Pickin", "Blue Ska", "On Hold For You", "Vegas Glitz". License: filmmusic.io/standard-license.Incredible Physics Game Where EVERYTHING is Destructible?! - TeardownCaptainComedy2022-04-25 | this game is literally fucking awesome and all i do is play sandbox mode, for real check it out if you're into physics games. the whole game engine was made by one guy called dennis gustafsson who has been putting out cool little indie games for a while and then one other guy called emil bengtsson contributed gameplay concepts and helped with art, so this game with the coolest destruction physics i've seen since red faction guerrilla was literally put together by two dudes and that shit is so inspiring to me it's crazy. also if you are a firebug get this game and stop thinking about setting offices on fire because you can do it here instead. brb
🗣🎙 FOLLOW ME! 🗣🎙 Follow me on Twitter if you want me to crap up your inboxes and feeds with stupid shit: twitter.com/captaincomedyGun Safety in Resident Evil 4 VRCaptainComedy2022-01-26 | hi i lie about this a lot but my channel will come back to life this year please share my shit with your friends thank youmy friend rob stant doing slapstick physical comedyCaptainComedy2020-07-06 | this is an excerpt from a longer video i directed and shot: youtube.com/watch?v=zc4jxvM-fEg
shout out to rob for letting me boss him around. lighting by the sun. thanks God
robs channel is deltarobtv let me know if rob and i should get up to more hijinks in public you look good today thanks for watching and double thanks for reading. brbEuclideons Infinite Detail Technology ... IN MINECRAFT??!?!?!? nahCaptainComedy2018-09-11 | i really like making fun of euclideon, if you arent familiar please watch this video: youtu.be/00gAbgBu8R4
(new upload, fixed a broken cut)
voice: me video sources: me | youtube.com/watch?v=Up9PeGKuTyE and this shader pack video | youtube.com/watch?v=j-uqDEmqEDMThe Rainway Story | alt title: i like fighting with ceos on reddit (first look at rainway)CaptainComedy2018-09-05 | just a little webcam video about an argument i had with andrew sampson, the CEO of Rainway on reddit this afternoon, he acted like a total goober and i thought it was funny enough to talk about
2021 UPDATE: Rainway has pivoted to become a provider of video streaming tech for companies. Cool! Unfortunately this means they're halting development of the gaming side of stuff. In 2018 they completely removed the First Look at Rainway video (rainway.com/blog/2018/09/28/clearing-the-air) so this video is the only remaining historical record of the genuinely very well-produced video which people clearly worked hard on. Bummer!
First Look at Rainway: youtube.com/watch?v=QTcKqbdxxQsuncensored 3d movie maker introCaptainComedy2018-08-22 | i dont think 3d movie maker works as a universal shared cultural touchstone with youtube creators any more, and i think that more than anything underlines the fact that i am becoming an old man, out of touch with young people, and realityCaptainComedy Live StreamCaptainComedy2018-03-26 | ...product review test videoCaptainComedy2018-02-25 | test video..make sure you watch this with headphones that directly stimulate the bones in your ear, at 100% volume. boost it upskyrim - the blademan (boss fight tutorial.)CaptainComedy2017-12-04 | this fight can take a lot out of you but honestly I believe in you. you can do it. joking aside skyrim is really good on the switch. Bye(GHOST FOOTAGE) 👻 im a ghost hunter. my parents hate it. that makes me think theyre goasts..CaptainComedy2017-10-02 | 👻ghosts are real. try and tell me they aren,t after watching my expose. ghost hunting is a real job and i do not need to hear from yet another Hater that it isnt. if you think Sport's is a job like throwing a ball or kicking it then you can give me the respect i am owed. i have interacted with spirits on multiple occasions and they like me alot more than regular People do. regular folks do not like my smell or yellow teeth and they talk about me behind of my back and in front too. i hear it all the time. did you see that yellow tooth freak bull trying to hunt a ghost? ha ha ha. thats what they say. when i find a ghost i will use it to haunt them. the liquid is ghost repellent. i tried to get Ghost Specs from amazon but amazon has blacklisted my house from deliveries after a UPS driver suffered repetitive strain injuries from dropping off multiple pallets of expired JOLT cola at my door every day for six months so i need to send them next door and intercept them. so far they have not caught me.andys fiverr voice over trailer :) andys trailer, andy video, andy, voice actig video. youtubeCaptainComedy2017-09-27 | i will write a description some other time. i need to fix my editing software first. if anyoe has a good idea on what to fix first or how please come over. this is bad.. i hope becoming a fiverr creator is the answer to my crippling internal issuesducks that want moreCaptainComedy2017-08-30 | quack quakpinhead giving bike safety tipsCaptainComedy2017-06-21 | this literally took twenty three takes and if you look carefully in the background you can see the kids who were making fun of me the entire time because I was interrupting their electric scooter blogs for like fifteen minutes in the middle of a rainstorm, I hope one of them sees this so they comment something mean and I can issue a DMCA removal request on their video which will probably charitably be called "idiot with no short term memory bikes into the same tree branch 23 times"did you know fiverr is the future of creativity?CaptainComedy2017-06-10 | i am still angry about fiverr existing so i made a sequel to this soundcloud joke: soundcloud.com/captaincomedy/did-you-know-fiverr-is-the-future-of-creativity
i have been looking at fiverr for like three days now and it still floors me how depressing it is, hundreds of creative people fighting over fucking $5 scraps, hundreds of people with after effects tutorial presets that will charge you $15 to replace an image in the preset and render the video, $5 more for HD. people who spend their days gussying up in the exact same outfit for the endless series of $5 videos they have to make, one person lying about having twins so they can "make a video for you starring twins" and other insane shit. sometimes i think to myself i should cancel my internet service and fiverr.com helps push me towards that side of the fence
derivative works: soundcloud.com/landyrs2/heyfalse sense of security jack in the boxCaptainComedy2017-06-01 | this thing was such a piece of junk and every time you ran it the delay would get worse. i guess if you played with it for like six hours you might be able to get it to reset itself but at that point i would ask what is your time worth? how much of your energy are you going to spend turning this crank then pushing the monkey back in the box, do you have any sense of self awareness whatsoever? are you incapable of shame?vaping has a new hero.CaptainComedy2017-05-16 | taking down Big Cigarette and Big Oil at the same time may sound impossible, but it,s not. i proudly rose to the challenge, will you be next?
listen up team, huddle up: if this explodes because of Reddit it would be awesome if a couple folks check out and subscribe to my new channel so there's a little mini built-in audience for the great stuff I've got coming down the pipeline there. It's called VGBites and it's gaming related but I'm not gonna fill it with horseshit videos of PREDICTIONS and TRAILER ANALYSES and other dumb stuff that stops being worthwhile to watch once a game comes out. I promise good shit, anyway think of it like a trust fall except you're doing it with a complete stranger and that makes you like way braver than a lot of people youtube.com/channel/UCxGelAvCMju0KsEP70ckN3QJony Ive presents Apple Watch Series 2CaptainComedy2017-05-07 | trying to keep ratcheting production quality up for stupid silly videos to get better and faster at making them, this video is only gonna be funny if you've ever heard jony ive speak during a product reveal video, the man's team does incredible work but it's literally like being 5 years old and having a condescending man tell you what a computer is...the ipad...is...a tablet...can you say tablet?
song: Hope Valley Hill by CaesuraPhotoshop Tutorial: Recreating Bowsers Peach Wallpaper!CaptainComedy2017-01-14 | hey! if you like this video, subscribe to my new channel vgbites, there's gonna be a lot of content like this but it'll be safe for work and kids, lots of fun coming up! youtube.com/channel/UCxGelAvCMju0KsEP70ckN3Q
In the Nintendo.com video about parental controls on the Nintendo Switch, Bowser has this hilarious, cute wallpaper of Peach. I recreated it for a Tumblr post and wanted to make something new for my channel, so I made a simple little tutorial thing.
I'm basically totally new to this, so please if you watch it, leave a Like if you... like it. If folks enjoy this kind of content, I'll do tutorials for lots of kinds of media production stuff.
Music: Carpe Diem, Daily Beetle & Fretless by Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0tech review: smart phone selphie stick” - credit to santa for bringing me it (for christmas, sicko)CaptainComedy2017-01-05 | can you imagine being my family and having to hear this kind of shit at 1:02 AM?what its like working with my friend chrisCaptainComedy2016-12-08 | chris is filming. im james getting hit in the face with a door. thanks for 1m views i love you have a good day clean your room
working with chris is very rewarding emotionally, making friends is the best.anyone want to be my friend, just hurt me somehow. step on me. make my 3DS fall out of my pocket onto concrete. 3 easy stepsWhat I think of the elections..CaptainComedy2016-09-17 | And really, what's more to say? Please visit my web ringSplatoon Squirt Gun Toy ReviewCaptainComedy2015-05-31 | I try out the Target exclusive water gun that came with Splatoon!2014 web meme culture analysis (kickstarter trailer/pitch video)CaptainComedy2015-01-28 | please try to reach the stretch goals. my movie needs thisOCCUPY YOUR MIND! | Microshort Film: The Holy DollarCaptainComedy2013-05-13 | AKA the best thing I ever posted on VineRed Bull Flugtag AdventureCaptainComedy2010-10-02 | Rob and I went to the Flugtag! Did you know that "flugtag" means "fly day" in German? Did you know that "nobody gives a shit about that and just gets drunk there?"
Learn all this and more in this very good videoA Box Hit Me! (2006)CaptainComedy2010-09-11 | The first video I ever uploaded on YouTube. I wish I hadn't deleted it and the other old videos I had a few a years ago.
Pardon my haircutGTA4s Wilhelm Scream (HD)CaptainComedy2008-12-13 | GTA4 has the Wilhelm scream! I was so happy that I was playing with Fraps when I caught this. This is during the "Final Interview" mission. It happens every time you play through the mission, coming from the guard near the stairs.
Over the years, audio engineers have reused the so-called Wilhelm Scream in dozens of films, making the girlish screech a punch line in the industry. "It's an inside geek joke among sound designers," says Matthew Wood of Skywalker Sound — one that's shown up in everything from Star Wars to this year's Transformers.