every single time dib gets hurt in the invader zim TV series @bofa2076

bofa so at first i just thought "dude wouldn't it be funny if i made this video" but then i realized march 30th is also the anniversary of the first airing of invader zim so i'm uploading it on the 30th and my followers can pretend i remembered.
i probably excluded a few occurrences of dib pain but that could be attributed to the fact that
1) i'm too lazy to actually rewatch every single episode of invader zim in the short period of time that i had to create this absolute masterpiece
2) he yells so much it's hard to tell
keep in mind this video is a compilation of every time he's in physical pain or at least appears to be. i'm not going to include any moments where misery or general misfortune alone befalls him, because the entire show in one video would take way too long to export

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - hit by a stop sign in pursuit of zim
0:02 - flung into the air and presumably collides with the ground
0:04 - mauled by a dog
0:11 - zim tears into his spleen
0:17 - he just fucking dies i don't know what to write here
0:26 - hit by a door
0:30 - falls backwards into a puddle
0:37 - impacted by the weight of pretty much all the water on earth
0:42 - tazed by a security guard
1:04 - tazed by a security guard (again)
1:06 - tazed by a security guard again and then hits his neck off of a giant vacuum
1:28 - suitcase falls on his head
1:32 - hits his neck off of a giant vacuum
1:38 - thrown into a wall by shunk
1:42 - thrown into a wall by shunk (again)
1:44 - plummets face-first into the floor
1:53 - thrown into a pile of garbage by security guards
2:00 - zim slams a door into his face
2:06 - falls into a tree after his bike was replaced by a rubber pig
2:17 - unintentionally hovers into a tree
2:26 - plummets to the ground after his hover helmet was replaced by a rubber pig
2:39 - falls off a radio tower (i think? i'm too woozy to tell what that is (￣∇￣))
2:46 - dragged off and presumably beaten by gnomes
3:06 - gnomes shatter his squirrel costume around him
3:08 - tackled by torque
3:11 - rob gives him a wedgie (do those things hurt? i actually don't know)
3:26 - someone throws a ball of paper at him
3:28 - beaten by soldiers
3:37 - zim kicks him offscreen
3:42 - zim shoots him with a lazer or something
3:55 - attacked by a disgruntled rat
4:01 - zim throws gir into him, knocking him backwards into the road
4:14 - falls out of his chair
4:18 - sits on a tack
4:20 - bitten by a dog
4:22 - slapped by zim
4:23 - restrained by mysterious mysteries cast people
4:29 - falls on his back after being forced into a cage
4:32 - thrown into a wall by the impact of the monkey capsule thing
4:33 - assaulted by monkey
4:38 - assaulted by monkey
4:39 - assaulted by monkey
4:40 - assaulted by monkey
4:46 - violently thrown into a cell in the crazy house for boys
4:48 - zim crushes his organs with a robot arm
4:54 - nightmare bitters emerges from his head
5:02 - nightmare bitters retreats into his head
5:09 - falls backwards off a couch
5:13 - falls backwards off a ladder and presumably collides with the floor
5:14 - trips over a rat
5:16 - chickenfoot's door slams into him
5:19 - falls to the floor after being assaulted by chickens
5:22 - slams into a door while being flown through the air by chickenfoot
5:25 - flown into several buildings and a giant explosion
5:29 - lice-induced pain?
5:34 - falls through a fault in the ground
5:46 - MUFFIN
5:54 - zim pushes him over a wall into what appears to be a patch of brambles
5:57 - propelled into a wall by cola
6:02 - slides into a pillar
6:04 - mimi throws him into that disposal spout thing
6:11 - falls out of the sky into a dumpster
6:14 - knocked back by the force of tak's ship colliding with the ground
6:18 - glides into the garage door
6:21 - SANDWICH
6:31 - jumps off of a couch and dies
6:33 - battered by dodgeballs
6:45 - I'm getting really fucking tired of describing these im bad at words all i know is that that looks painful shut up
7:03 - constricted by ship tendrils
7:08 - shot by gnome
7:15 - one of gaz's security robots drops him into a dumpster
7:18 - dragged by gnomes
7:26 - gaz beats him up in a pig-induced fit of pure rage (the quality here is fucked! sorry)
7:38 - pig guards
7:48 - pig guards
7:52 - pig guards
8:01 - thrown into a pillar by pig guards
8:03 - gaz beats him up in a dib-induced fit of pure rage
8:15 - dogpiled by hundreds of angry santa fans
9:06 - Absolutely horrid. Unimaginable, unending pain don't watch if you have a weak stomach

sorry if any of this sounds incoherent or just stupid im really tired and i am also just. lazy and very dumb! happy march 30th now don't talk to me ever again goodbye

updated 8 years ago

every single time dib gets hurt in the invader zim TV series

bofa 2018-03-30 | so at first i just thought "dude wouldn't it be funny if i made this video" but then i realized march 30th is also the anniversary of the first airing of invader zim so i'm uploading it on the 30th and my followers can pretend i remembered.
i probably excluded a few occurrences of dib pain but that could be attributed to the fact that
1) i'm too lazy to actually rewatch every single episode of invader zim in the short period of time that i had to create this absolute masterpiece
2) he yells so much it's hard to tell
keep in mind this video is a compilation of every time he's in physical pain or at least appears to be. i'm not going to include any moments where misery or general misfortune alone befalls him, because the entire show in one video would take way too long to export

TIMESTAMPS:
0:00 - hit by a stop sign in pursuit of zim
0:02 - flung into the air and presumably collides with the ground
0:04 - mauled by a dog
0:11 - zim tears into his spleen
0:17 - he just fucking dies i don't know what to write here
0:26 - hit by a door
0:30 - falls backwards into a puddle
0:37 - impacted by the weight of pretty much all the water on earth
0:42 - tazed by a security guard
1:04 - tazed by a security guard (again)
1:06 - tazed by a security guard again and then hits his neck off of a giant vacuum
1:28 - suitcase falls on his head
1:32 - hits his neck off of a giant vacuum
1:38 - thrown into a wall by shunk
1:42 - thrown into a wall by shunk (again)
1:44 - plummets face-first into the floor
1:53 - thrown into a pile of garbage by security guards
2:00 - zim slams a door into his face
2:06 - falls into a tree after his bike was replaced by a rubber pig
2:17 - unintentionally hovers into a tree
2:26 - plummets to the ground after his hover helmet was replaced by a rubber pig
2:39 - falls off a radio tower (i think? i'm too woozy to tell what that is (￣∇￣))
2:46 - dragged off and presumably beaten by gnomes
3:06 - gnomes shatter his squirrel costume around him
3:08 - tackled by torque
3:11 - rob gives him a wedgie (do those things hurt? i actually don't know)
3:26 - someone throws a ball of paper at him
3:28 - beaten by soldiers
3:37 - zim kicks him offscreen
3:42 - zim shoots him with a lazer or something
3:55 - attacked by a disgruntled rat
4:01 - zim throws gir into him, knocking him backwards into the road
4:14 - falls out of his chair
4:18 - sits on a tack
4:20 - bitten by a dog
4:22 - slapped by zim
4:23 - restrained by mysterious mysteries cast people
4:29 - falls on his back after being forced into a cage
4:32 - thrown into a wall by the impact of the monkey capsule thing
4:33 - assaulted by monkey
4:38 - assaulted by monkey
4:39 - assaulted by monkey
4:40 - assaulted by monkey
4:46 - violently thrown into a cell in the crazy house for boys
4:48 - zim crushes his organs with a robot arm
4:54 - nightmare bitters emerges from his head
5:02 - nightmare bitters retreats into his head
5:09 - falls backwards off a couch
5:13 - falls backwards off a ladder and presumably collides with the floor
5:14 - trips over a rat
5:16 - chickenfoot's door slams into him
5:19 - falls to the floor after being assaulted by chickens
5:22 - slams into a door while being flown through the air by chickenfoot
5:25 - flown into several buildings and a giant explosion
5:29 - lice-induced pain?
5:34 - falls through a fault in the ground
5:46 - MUFFIN
5:54 - zim pushes him over a wall into what appears to be a patch of brambles
5:57 - propelled into a wall by cola
6:02 - slides into a pillar
6:04 - mimi throws him into that disposal spout thing
6:11 - falls out of the sky into a dumpster
6:14 - knocked back by the force of tak's ship colliding with the ground
6:18 - glides into the garage door
6:21 - SANDWICH
6:31 - jumps off of a couch and dies
6:33 - battered by dodgeballs
6:45 - I'm getting really fucking tired of describing these im bad at words all i know is that that looks painful shut up
7:03 - constricted by ship tendrils
7:08 - shot by gnome
7:15 - one of gaz's security robots drops him into a dumpster
7:18 - dragged by gnomes
7:26 - gaz beats him up in a pig-induced fit of pure rage (the quality here is fucked! sorry)
7:38 - pig guards
7:48 - pig guards
7:52 - pig guards
8:01 - thrown into a pillar by pig guards
8:03 - gaz beats him up in a dib-induced fit of pure rage
8:15 - dogpiled by hundreds of angry santa fans
9:06 - Absolutely horrid. Unimaginable, unending pain don't watch if you have a weak stomach

sorry if any of this sounds incoherent or just stupid im really tired and i am also just. lazy and very dumb! happy march 30th now don't talk to me ever again goodbye