WalrusGuy ArchiveCreated by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: As far as I can tell, nobody has yet made a poop of Denver, the Last Dinosaur. I recently remembered the show, which was a childhood favorite of mine. I look back now and realize I was stupid.
Video sources: Denver, the Last Dinosaur Donkey Kong (Saturday Supercade cartoon; video acquired from platypuscomix.net) That's So Raven And something else you should all recognize (no, it's not Dr. Rаbbit)
The version on my hard drive is actually much higher quality, but I can't upload it as a high quality video since it's 320x240. It's a shame the YouTube version is so lossy.
Denver Grumbles to Himself about Your IncompetenceWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: As far as I can tell, nobody has yet made a poop of Denver, the Last Dinosaur. I recently remembered the show, which was a childhood favorite of mine. I look back now and realize I was stupid.
Video sources: Denver, the Last Dinosaur Donkey Kong (Saturday Supercade cartoon; video acquired from platypuscomix.net) That's So Raven And something else you should all recognize (no, it's not Dr. Rаbbit)
The version on my hard drive is actually much higher quality, but I can't upload it as a high quality video since it's 320x240. It's a shame the YouTube version is so lossy.Steven Universe Summons Uncle Grandpa and Together They Confront the Blind God YaldabaothWalrusGuy Archive2023-08-07 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/drive/folders/1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs?usp=sharing Original URL: youtube.com/watch?v=DkMmnGsymhA Original upload date: 4/6/2015 Original description: The full title is supposed to be "Youtube Poop: Steven Universe Summons the Apostle Uncle Grandpa Who Reveals to Him the True Nature of Reality and Together They Confront the Blind God Yaldabaoth" but apparently YouTube thought that was too long.Perfect Poop Contest EntryWalrusGuy Archive2018-10-20 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownDeadman Wonderland: Cat Race ShowWalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 6/24/2012 Original video description: We're number one! We're number one! We're gonna eat a red bean bun!Skrillex Tribute to Linkin Park feat. Sonic the HedgehogWalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 5/14/2014 Original video description: Everything went wrongFloops Flooglies (Formerly Fups)WalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 3/5/2014 Original video description: MIM HE'S MOMICKING MEYoutube Poop: Wheres the King?WalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 2/4/2009 Original video description: I'm not sure who to feel sorrier for: the King or Link.Mario and Luigi Just Wont Decline a Single DareWalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 1/11/2009 Original video description unknownYoutube Poop: DegenerationWalrusGuy Archive2018-05-31 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: When Bowser obtains the T-Virus, a breakout occurs and everyone starts turning into zombies. I intended for this to be much longer, but I ran out of ideas. I may continue if reception is positive enough.Youtube Poop: Little TardsWalrusGuy Archive2018-04-12 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 6/9/2008 Original video description: Many, many people have asked me to poop Little Cars, so I did. No fancy Flash effects, just sentence mixing.
This one isn't very long, but I didn't have much to work with. Also, the lip sync was as bad in the original as it is in the poop.The Only Youtube Poop WalrusGuy Has Ever Made Removed Because Its HorribleWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownpuıʞuɐw oʇ llǝʍǝɹɐɟ :dood ǝqnʇnoλWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: !ʇʇo ɘɿ'ɘW !нɒllɒbɒʋpƧHulutube Poop: Code JebusWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: If YouTube removes this video for inappropriate content, they're the biggest hypocrites ever. You know, considering every single episode is officially available uncensored on YouTube now. Also notice that, if you look verrry carefully, there isn't any visible frontal nudity.
This poop does not contain any sentence mixing. If that's all you like about my videos, don't bother watching.
"It's totally a Deepercutt approach, but that's best practices right now," said the exec.iCarlys Ratings Go Way, Way UpWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: LOTSA SPEGHETTIJeff Goldblum Gets Frustrated at Having to Record Vocals for a Computer Game and Changes the ScriptWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Mindless bathroom humor. I made this video primarily to promote awareness of this overlooked game.Youtube Poop: A Rabbit Puppet Traumatizes Some SchoolkidsWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-24 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Another video reclaimed from oblivion through the power of DMCA complaints! Hahaha!
My best poop since "Dr. Rabbit is Racist", in my opinion. Behold Dr. Rabbit in puppet form, teaching children absolutely nothing. Nothing pleasant, anyway. I worked on this on my laptop while waiting for my desktop to be fixed so I can make part two of "Bowser the Foodstealer", so don't think I've abandoned that one.
CREDITS- VIDEO: Dr. Rabbit Comes to School Eraserhead
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: Dr. Rabbit's World Tour Hotel Mario Dragonball Z (Over 9000, of course) Volvic commerical Tim and Eric Awesome Show, Great Job! "WHAT'S UP PEOPLE", Death Note's second opening theme by Maximum the Hormone. They're probably the creepiest band ever. Not quite as creepy as the Doogan puppet, however.
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Additional note from uploader: I have seen original archives of this video where the title was "Dr. Rabbit Traumatizes Some Schoolkids" however WalrusGuy at some point changed it to "A Rabbit Puppet Traumatizes Some Schoolkids". This was most likely done in an attempt to circumvent the video being taken down by Colgate.
I'm sure I'll get comments saying that some of the jokes are overused, but I just put in what makes me laugh and everything in this made me laugh. That means I think it's good. If you don't like it, don't bother complaining, just go ahead and unsubscribe.Dr. Rabbit is a Scientologist!WalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownYoutube Poop: Dr. Rabbits Greatest Pickup LineWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: 11 seconds guys, no need to quote it in your comments.Youtube Poop: Robotniks Reaction to WATCHMEN (April Fools Joke)WalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Pingas pingas pingas pingas pingas!The Departure of TandiWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: You guys knew it was coming.WalrusGuy on iCarly!!!WalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownWalrusGuy on iCarly: Clips From iCarly vs. PredatorWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 2/16/2009 Original video description: In case you missed it when it was shown on The N (NOT Nickelodeon; that was the Fred episode), here's a compilation of a few scenes from the episode "iCarly vs. Predator", the episode in which I ma…
[the page archive unfortunately cuts the rest off here]Youtube Poop: The Second Coming of Dr. RabbitWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 9/2/2007 Original video description: The first Youtube Poop (as far as I know) to exclusively use video footage from the second Dr. Rabbit film, "Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of Tooth Kingdom". Thanks to BlackCatXXX2 for pointing out where to find it. For anyone else who wants to use footage from Legend of Tooth Kingdom, you can find it here:
I kind of feel like this one isn't quite up to par with the rest of my poops, mainly because often the other ones gave me ideas that made me laugh out loud when I thought of them, but that barely happened with this one. Still, I have to break in the new jokes, as this one hasn't been thoroughly pooped yet.
Credits are in the film, but I'm going to post them here too so they'll show up as tagwords. XD
VIDEO: Dr. Rabbit and the Legend of Tooth Kingdom
AUDIO: Dinosaurs Hotel Mario Robot Chicken Super Milk Chan
ECCHI IMAGES: Mahoromatic: Something More Beautiful
ENDING SONG: Worthy is the LambMorshu Accidentally Gives Link Plastic Surgery Instead of Lamp OilWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: About the new Youtube putting advertisements all over the videos...Mario Farts in Luigis Face For Twenty-Four Seconds While I Play Unfitting MusicWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Seriously. Nothing else happens here in this video. Don't even bother watching.Link Gets a Job at Gwonams Restaurant So He Can Earn Enough Money to Buy a Playstation 3WalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 2/6/2009 Original video description: I may add captions if the phoneme splicing is that hard to understand.
VIDEO/AUDIO SOURCES: Stuff
CAN YOU FIND THE HIDDEN TRAITOR?Youtube Poop: Ninja Ninja Ninja Koopas, Believe It!WalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 6/4/2008 Original video description: What the episode would be like if you removed all traces of the plot. This is my first experiment using a Higher Quality Video (I used a rip from my own DVD), so hopefully everything turned out right...
VIDEO SOURCES: The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Pinky & the Brain The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy teaser
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: Futurama Komm Susser Tod (End of Evangelion) Me sounding as bored as possible Star Trek
Oh yes, and the big naked guy is a sculpture by the very talented Ron Mueck. I was lucky enough to be able to see his works in person at my local museum of art a while back.Youtube Poop: Bowser the FoodstealerWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 9/20/2007 Original video description: Bowser steals all the world's food to give to his daughter for her birthday. Link goes on a quest to America to find Dr. Rabbit, who is the only one capable of defeating Bowser.
I meant for this to be one part, but my desktop computer's fan had to go dying on me. My laptop isn't up to editing this one, so I'm going to have to wait until my desktop can be fixed to make the conclusion.
CREDITS FOR THIS ONE: Zelda CD-i games Dr. Rabbit's World Tour The Adventures of Super Mario Bros. 3 Aqua Teen Hunger Force Colon Movie Film for Theaters Spongebob Squarepants Hotel Mario Super Milk Chan Teen Girl Squad Dragonball Z (Over 9000!)THIS VIDEO WILL DEFINITELY BE FLAGGEDWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Alternative title: WalrusGuy Continues His Pattern of Uploading Shorter and Shorter Videos
This is a parody of that song in Dr. Rabbit's Bright Smiles World Tour. It's not actually from the video, just in case you're... you know... an idiot.
MP3 Download Link: http://www.mediafire.com/download.php?5rtodgt2todLink Discovers That He Has A ProblemWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownYoutube Poop: Luigi Wont Accept the TruthWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description unknownMario vs. SonicWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 1/11/2009 Original video description: The beginning and the end are one and the same... Yes, all is right with the world.I Hope This is Not Deepercutts PoopWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: I know I'm late to the whole Resident Evil thing, but I just beat RE: Deadly Silence and felt that I had to poop it. I consider my last poop a failure overall, since most people didn't like it although I did. If you don't find this one funny, then you and I just have a completely different sense of humor.Girls Bra, VeauxWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 12/27/2008 Original video description unknownA Partially Uncensored Back to the PastWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: This is probably the most obscure source I've ever used, so if anyone else recognizes it, please tell me immediately. See, there was this set of cassette tapes my mother bought for me from the dollar store back in the early 1990s for me to listen to as I was falling asleep. They all had dinosaur-related songs and stories on them, one of which was called "Back to the Past". I listened to that one a lot. No, I'm not doing anything horrible to my childhood, because I would have found this edit funny as a child, too. AUDIO SOURCES: "Back to the Past" "TANK!" (Cowboy Bebop opening)Widescreen Ruins Youtube PoopWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 11/24/2008 Original video description: I rushed to make this as soon as I noticed YouTube enabled widescreen mode. I hope I'm the first to do something like this... I was inspired by something else, though saying what would spoil it. Those of you who've seen it will probably know.
The video used was "The Yoshi Shuffle".ラビット博士のチョコレート塩辛いボールWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Yesterday, I watched the majority of the iCarly episode in which Spencer was trying to sell Fudge Balls. I kept waiting and waiting for a catchy song based on said balls, but sadly the song never came. I was going to edit the episode in such a manner that Spencer appeared to be singing "Chocolate Salty Balls", but doing this instead seemed much easier as most of the necessary syllables popped out at me.
I couldn't find a karaoke version of "Chocolate Salty Balls" (though I know it exists somewhere), so I used a MIDI instead.
VIDEO SOURCES: Hotel Mario That other thing
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: Tim and Eric: Awesome Show, Great Job! "Chocolate Salty Balls" midiYoutube Poop: The Valley Place What Contains Some DinosaursWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 10/31/2008 Original video description: To celebrate Halloween, I present... another poop based on an old dinosaur cartoon. It may be of interest that I wrote down several jokes I wanted to use while watching the episode of "Valley of the Dinosaurs" I edited to make this, but ended up using almost entirely different ones instead.YouTube Poop: Mario Just Wont Admit Hes LosingWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 9/1/2008 Original video description: First attempt at processing the upload was taking several hours for a video less than 800 KB, so I'm reattempting.
VIDEO SOURCE: Mario's Fundamentals
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: The words "take a" are from Mario Teaches Typing 2.
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Uploader's note: This is one of the only WalrusGuy videos to be titled "YouTube Poop" (with the t capitalized) instead of "Youtube Poop".Ron Stuart Makes You an Offer You Cant RefuseWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: As soon as I saw this guy pop up in the lower-right corner of the screen, I realized I'd probably have some good pooping material.
Yes, yes, I know it's not nearly as good as "Arthur's Massive Throbbing Hit", but I have to do crazy stupid stuff like this every once in a while.
VIDEO SOURCE: https://secure.securesiteorders.com/g... (Not that I'm endorsing it, but if you want the clip, that's where it is)
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: U.N. Owen Was Her? (of course.)Duke Onkled Likes King Harkinians... EuugghhhWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Really short, but I didn't want to drag it out too long.
I think today brings me a new record of most videos uploaded in one day. Not that today's videos have been the best received...Youtube Poop: Arthurs Massive, Throbbing HitWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Possibly the most disturbing Arthur poop ever made. Also known as "Poor, Poor D.W."
VIDEO SOURCES: Arthur ("Arthur's Big Hit") Death Note (Second Opening, "WHAT'S UP PEOPLE") Neon Genesis Evangelion (Episode 18)
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: Arthur ("So Long, Spanky") Evangelion OST III ("Normal Blood") Arthur ("Happy Anniversary")Youtube Poop: Mama Luigi Leaves the Stove OnWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 8/4/2008 Original video description: I think I set a new standard for sentence mixing with this one. AND I ALSO MADE POOP HISTORY BY MAKING THE FIRST VIDEO ABOUT A CERTAIN DENTIST TO BE REMOVED BY A CERTAIN TOOTHPASTE COMPANY AND THEN PUT BACK UP!Youtube Poop: Eureka Tomorrow at 9|8C on SciFiWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date: 7/29/2008 Original video description: Probably the first poop of Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann (at least the first one to use its English dub). I've used a bit of footage from the show in previous poops, but since it's now in English I'm able to poop the show properly. I recorded it from the Sci-Fi channel last night with the purpose of doing so.
VIDEO SOURCES: Tengen Toppa Gurren Lagann ("Bust Through the Heavens With Your Drill!!") South Park ("The List")
ADDITIONAL AUDIO: Ratatoing Freakazoid ("Virtual Freak") Link: The Faces of EvilSonicdude3 Talks Without LungsWalrusGuy Archive2018-03-23 | Created by WalrusGuy Download this video here: drive.google.com/open?id=1IXAE4c5-LKNMZivCDrCopv51QOm49bRs Original upload date unknown Original video description: Another poopish video with audio only. Done quickly so I could get some obvious jokes out before anyone else.
I uploaded it before, but deleted it because only the first 48 seconds actually got uploaded. Hopefully the whole thing will upload this time.