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Weird Al Yankovic - Road Reports (Part 1 of 3)

alyankovic 2026-09-20 | Weird Al Yankovic - Road Reports (Part 1 of 3)

Billboard Presents 24 Hours with Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic - Bigger & Weirder Tour - :30 ad

alyankovic 2025-05-19 | The Bigger & Weirder Tour starts next month! Yes, a lot of our shows are completely sold out, but incredibly, some still AREN’T! You won’t want to miss this one - check out all the tour dates and get ticket info at weirdal.com!

Lets Get L.Aid - a benefit for L.A. wildfire relief

alyankovic 2025-03-18 | Here are some personal highlights from last night's L.A. fire relief benefit at the United Theater. What an incredible thrill to perform with Eric Idle, Nancy Sinatra, Al Jardine, Puddles Pity Party, Tim Heidecker, Peter Asher, Rufus Wainwright, and Paul Shaffer, and huge thanks to all the other incredible musicians and comedians who made the night such a success.

Pardo Blooper

alyankovic 2024-12-11 | Rare archival footage of the only time Don Pardo ever made a mistake in his life

Weird Al Yankovic - Tacky (4 takes)

alyankovic 2024-12-03 | It's come to my attention that this video is no longer available anywhere else on the internet, so I've decided to upload it here!

When I shot the "Tacky" video back in 2014, we did a total of 6 takes (and used take #6 for the final version). But each of the takes had their charm. Here's four of them, all running simultaneously.

Weird Al Yankovic - Bigger & Weirder 2025 Tour :30 promo

alyankovic 2024-09-27 | Tickets for my BIGGER & WEIRDER 2025 Tour are on sale NOW!! Dates & info at weirdal.com/tour

Weird Al Yankovic - Ricky (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Ricky” (Parody of “Mickey”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Ricky]
Hey Lucy, I'm home

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
You're so fine, you blow my mind
Hey Lucy, hey Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, you're so fine
You play your bongos all the time
Hey Ricky, hey Ricky

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so fine
How I love to hear you whine
Hey Lucy

[Lucy]
Hey Ricky
You always play your conga drums, you think you got the right
You wake up little Ricky in the middle of the night
Stop shakin' your maracas now and just turn out the light Ricky

[Ricky]
I'm sick of Fred and Ethel always coming over here
Cause Fred eats all our pretzel sticks and then he spills his beer
Why don't you serve your casserole and make them disappear Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky, what's a girl like me supposed to do
You really drive me wild when you sing your babalu

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy, you're so dizzy, don't you have a clue
Well, here's to you Lucy
I love you too Lucy, too Lucy, let's babalu Lucy

[Lucy]
Hey Ricky
You're always playing at the Club, you never let me go
I'm begging and I'm pleading but you always tell me no
Oh, please honey please, let me be in your show Ricky...wah!

[Ricky]
You always burn the roast and you drop the dishes too
You iron my new shirt and you burn a hole right through
You're such a crazy redhead I just don't know what to do Lucy

[Lucy]
Oh Ricky
What a pity, don't you understand
That every day's a rerun and the laughter's always canned

[Ricky]
Oh Lucy
I'm the Latin leader of the band
So here's to you Lucy
Let's babalu Lucy, too Lucy
Everybody rumba!

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Weird Al Yankovic - The Saga Begins (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “The Saga Begins” (Parody of “American Pie”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Intro]
A long, long time ago
In a galaxy far away
Naboo was under an attack
And I thought me and Qui-Gon Jinn
Could talk the Federation into
Maybe cutting them a little slack
But their response, it didn't thrill us
They locked the doors and tried to kill us
We escaped from that gas
Then met Jar Jar and Boss Nass
We took a bongo from the scene
And we went to Theed to see the Queen
We all wound up on Tatooine
That's where we found this boy...

[Chorus]
Oh my, my, this here Anakin guy
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon, I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Verse 1]
Did you know this junkyard slave
Isn't even old enough to shave?
But he can use the Force, they say
Ah, do you see him hitting on the queen
Though he's just nine and she's fourteen?
Yeah, he's probably gonna marry her someday
Well, I know he built C-3PO
And I've heard how fast his pod can go
And we were broke, it's true
So we made a wager or two
He was a prepubescent flyin' ace
And the minute Jabba started off that race
Well, I knew who would win first place
Oh yes, it was our boy

[Chorus]
We started singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi""

[Verse 2]
Now we finally got to Coruscant
The Jedi Council we knew would want
To see how good the boy could be
So we took him there and we told the tale
How his midichlorians were off the scale
And he might fulfill that prophecy
Oh, the Council was impressed, of course
Could he bring balance to the Force?
They interviewed the kid
Oh, training they forbid
Because Yoda sensed in him much fear
And Qui-Gon said "Now listen here
Just stick it in your pointy ear
I still will teach this boy"

[Chorus]
He was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Bridge]
We caught a ride back to Naboo
Cause Queen Amidala wanted to
I frankly would've liked to stay
We all fought in that epic war
And it wasn't long at all before
Little hotshot flew his plane and saved the day
And in the end, some Gungans died
Some ships blew up and some pilots fried
A lot of folks were croakin'
The battle droids were broken
And the Jedi I admire most
Met up with Darth Maul and now he's toast
Well, I'm still here and he's a ghost
I guess I'll train this boy

[Chorus]
And I was singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"
"Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

[Outro]
We were singin' "My, my, this here Anakin guy"
May be Vader someday later, now he's just a small fry
And he left his home and kissed his mommy goodbye
Sayin', "Soon I'm gonna be a Jedi"

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Weird Al Yankovic - Do I Creep You Out (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Do I Creep You Out” (Parody of “Do I Make You Proud”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse]
I know that you don't know me very well
We've barely met but I can surely tell
No one will ever love you like I do
I like to feel the warm spot on your chair
Sometimes I drool and usually I stare
My precious one
I saved that gum that you threw in the garbage

[Chorus 1]
You're the one I dream about
But the only question with me now
Is, "Do I creep you out?"
Every time I shake your hand now
Wanna stick your fingers in my mouth
Well, do I creep you out?

[Bridge]
Call you every night and hang up
Gonna carve your name in my leg
In my leg, oh oh!

[Pre-Chorus]
Somethin' I should ask about
Can I sniff the pit stains on your blouse?
And do I creep you
Do I creep you out?
[Chorus 2]
(Your restraining order's out)
(Still the only question with me now)
Oh the only question
(Is, "Do I creep you out?")
Is "Do I creep you out?"
Know exactly where you live now
Follow you from work right to your house
Well, do I creep you out?
Do I creep you out?

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Weird Al Yankovic - Ill Sue Ya (4K Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I'll Sue Ya” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
I sued Taco Bell!
'Cause I ate half a million chalupas and I got fat
I sued Panasonic!
They never said I shouldn't use their microwave to dry off my cat
Huh, I sued Earthlink!
'Cause I called them up, and they had the nerve to put me on hold
I sued Starbucks!
'Cause I spilled a Frappuccino in my lap and brrr, it was cold!
I sued Toys 'R' Us
'Cause I swallowed a Nerf ball, and nearly choked to death
Uh, I sued Petco
'Cause I ate a bag of kitty litter, and now I got bad breath!
I sued Coca Cola, yo
'Cause I put my finger down in a bottle and it got stuck!
I sued Delta Airlines
'Cause they sold me a ticket to New Jersey, I went there, and it sucked!

[Chorus]
Yeah!
If you stand me up on a date
If you deliver my pizza 30 seconds late
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes, I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, I might even sue you!
Uh!

[Verse 2]
I sued Duracell!
They never told me not to shove that AA right up my nose!
I sued Home Depot!
'Cause they sold me a hammer, which they knew I might drop on my toes!
I sued Dell Computers!
'Cause I took a bath with my laptop, now it doesn't work!
I sued Fruit of the Loom!
'Cause when I wear their tighty-whities on my head, I look like a jerk!
I sued Verizon!
'Cause I get all depressed any time my cell phone is roaming!
I sued Colorado!
'Cause y'know, I think it looks a little bit too much like Wyoming!
I sued Neiman Marcus!
'Cause they put up their Christmas decorations way out of season!
I sued Ben Afleck!
.......awww do I even need a reason!?

[Chorus]
Uh!
If I sprain my ankle while I'm robbin' your place
If I hurt my knuckles when I punch you in the face
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, yeah, that's what I'm gonna do!
I'm gonna sue, sue, yes I'm gonna sue!
Sue, sue, that's right, I'm gonna sue you!
Uh! Uh! Uh!

[Refrain]
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny
I'll sue ya, I'll take all your money
I'll sue ya, if you even look at me funny

[Outro]
I'll sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
I'll sue ya
What y'all think of that!?
I'll sue ya
Ha ha ha ha haa
Boo ya! I'll sue ya!
Uh!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Virus Alert (4K Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Virus Alert” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
Hey everyone, listen up, your attention if you please
Really wanna give you a warning 'cause I found out this morning
'Bout a dangerous, insidious computer virus
If you should get an e-mail with the subject "Stinky Cheese"
Better not go taking your chances
Under no circumstances should you open it or else it will
Translate your documents into Swahili
Make your TV record Gigli
Neuter your pets and give your laundry static cling

[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! It's gonna make your computer screen freeze
Look out! Erase the Easter eggs off your DVDs
Look out! Erase your hard drive and your backups too
And the hard drive of anyone related to you

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody

[Verse 2]
Soon, very soon, it will make all the paint peel off your walls
It'll make your keyboard all sticky, give your poodle a hickey
And invest your cash in stock in Euro Disney
Then, it will tie up your phone, making prank long-distance calls
It'll set your clocks back an hour and start clogging the shower
So just trash it now, or else it will
Decide to give you a permanent wedgie
Legally change your name to Reggie
Even mess up the pH balance in your pool

[Pre-Chorus]
Look out! It's gonna melt your face right off your skull
Look out! And make your iPod only play Jethro Tull
Look out! And tell you knock-knock jokes while you're trying to sleep
Look out! And make you physically attracted to sheep
Look out! Steal your identity and your credit card
Look out! Buy you a warehouse full of pink leotards
Look out! Then cause a major rift in time and space
And leave a bunch of Twinkie wrappers all over the place
That's right, it's a

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

[Bridge]
If you get infected, you'll wish you had never been born
So before it emails your grandmother all of your porn
Turn off your computer and make sure it powers down
Drop it in a 43-foot hole in the ground
Bury it completely, rocks and boulders should be fine
Then burn all the clothes you may have worn any time you were online

[Chorus]
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Virus alert! Delete immediately before someone gets hurt
Forward this message on to everybody
Warn all your friends, send this to everybody
Tell everyone you know, tell everybody now

[Outro]
What are you waiting for?
Just hurry up and forward this to every single person that you know!
Hit "Send" right now!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Fat (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Fat” (Parody of “Bad”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Your butt is wide, well mine is too
Just watch your mouth or I'll sit on you
The word is out, better treat me right
'Cause I'm the king of cellulite
Ham on, ham on, ham on whole wheat, all right
My zippers bust, my buckles break
I'm too much man for you to take
The pavement cracks when I fall down
I've got more chins than Chinatown

[Pre-Chorus]
Well, I've never used a phone booth
And I've never seen my toes
When I'm goin' to the movies
I take up seven rows

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Don't you call me pudgy, portly or stout
Just now tell me once again who's fat

[Verse 2]
When I walk out to get my mail
It measures on the Richter scale
Down at the beach, I'm a lucky man
I'm the only one who gets a tan
If I have one more pie a la mode
I'm gonna need my own zip code

[Pre-Chorus]
When you're only having seconds
I'm having twenty-thirds
When I go to get my shoes shined
I gotta take their word

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sham on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And my shadow weighs forty-two pounds
Lemme tell you once again who's fat

[Bridge]
If you see me comin' your way
Better give me plenty space
If I tell you that I'm hungry
Then won't you feed my face

[Chorus]
Because I'm fat, I'm fat, sha mone
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
Woo woo woo, when I sit around the house
I really sit around the house
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know, you know, you know, come on
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And you know all by myself I'm a crowd
Lemme tell you once again
You know I'm huge, I'm fat, you know it
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, you know, hoo
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
You know I'm fat, I'm fat, you know it, you know
(Fat, fat, really really fat)
And the whole world knows I'm fat and I'm proud
Just tell me once again who's fat

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Weird Al Yankovic - Dare to Be Stupid (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Dare To Be Stupid” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Put down that chainsaw and listen to me
It's time for us to join in the fight
It's time to let your babies grow up to be cowboys
It's time to let the bedbugs bite
You better put all your eggs in one basket
You better count your chickens before they hatch
You better sell some wine before its time
You better find yourself an itch to scratch
You better squeeze all the Charmin you can when Mr. Whipple's not around
Stick your head in the microwave and get yourself a tan

[Verse 2]
Talk with your mouth full
Bite the hand that feeds you
Bite off more than you can chew
What can you do?
Dare to be stupid
Take some wooden nickels
Look for Mr. Goodbar
Get your mojo working now
I'll show you how:
You can dare to be stupid
You can turn the other cheek
You can just give up the ship
You can eat a bunch of sushi then forget to leave a tip

[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid
Come on and dare to be stupid
It's so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you
Let's go!

[Verse 3]
It's time to make a mountain out of a molehill
So can I have a volunteer?
There's no more time for crying over spilled milk
Now it's time for crying in your beer
Settle down, raise a family, join the PTA
Buy some sensible shoes and a Chevrolet
Then party 'til you're broke and they drag you away
It's okay, you can dare to be stupid
It's like spitting on a fish
It's like barking up a tree
It's like I said you gotta buy one if you wanna get one free

[Chorus]
Dare to be stupid (Yes!)
Why don't you dare to be stupid?
It's so easy, so easy to do (Dare to be stupid)
We're all waiting for you! (Dare to be stupid)

[Bridge]
Burn your candle at both ends
Look a gift horse in the mouth
Mashed potatoes can be your friends

[Verse 4]
You can be a coffee achiever
You can sit around the house and watch Leave It to Beaver
The future's up to you
So what you gonna do?
Dare to be stupid, dare to be stupid

[Chorus]
What did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
Tell me, what did I say? (Dare to be stupid)
It's alright (Dare to be stupid)
We can be stupid all night (Dare to be stupid)
Come on, join the crowd (Dare to be stupid)
Shout it out loud (Dare to be stupid)
I can't hear you (Dare to be stupid)
Okay, I can hear you now (Dare to be stupid)
Let's go, dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid (Dare to be stupid)
Dare to be stupid
Dare to be stupid!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Pancreas (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Pancreas” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
I'm always thinkin' 'bout it
I don't know what I'd do without it
I love, I really love
My pancreas

[Verse 2]
My spleen just doesn't matter
Don't really care about my bladder
But I don't leave home without
My pancreas

[Pre-Hook]
My pancreas is always there for me
Secreting those enzymes (bap bap bap)
Secreting those hormones too
Metabolizing carbohydrates just for me

[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas

[Hook]
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba ba
My pancreas
Ba-ba ba ba-ba ba ba ba-ba ba
My pancreas
Ooooooh

[Bridge 1]
My pancreas attracts every other
Pancreas in the universe
With a force proportional
To the product of their masses
And inversely proportional
To the distance between them
Woo woo woo woo...

[Bridge 2]
Don'tcha know you gotta
Flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum
Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice
Flow, flow into the duodenum

Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)
Insulin, glucagon
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with our digestion
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Lipase, amylase, and tripsin
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
They're gonna help with our digestion
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

[Outro]
Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee, I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow into the duodenum)

Can't you see I love my pancreas
{Lipase, amylase, and tripsin}
[Insulin, glucagon]
(Won'tcha flow, flow, flow pancreatic juice)
Golly-gee I love my pancreas
{They gonna help with our digestion}
[Comin' from the islets of Langerhans...]
(Flow, flow, into the duodenum)
Can't you see I love my pancreas

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Weird Al Yankovic - One More Minute (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “One More Minute” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Well, I heard that you're leavin' (Leavin')
Gonna leave me far behind (So far behind, doo wop)
'Cause you found a brand new lover
You decided that I'm not your kind (Ahh)

[Verse 2]
So I pulled (I pulled) your name out (Name out) of my Rolodex
And I tore all your pictures in two
And I burned down the malt shop where we used to go
Just because it reminds me of you

[Chorus]
That's right (That's right), you ain't gonna see me cryin'
I'm glad (I'm glad) that you found somebody new
'Cause I'd rather spend eternity eating shards of broken glass
Than spend one more minute with you

[Verse 3]
I guess I might seem kind of bitter (Oh)
You got me feelin' down in the dumps (Oh)
'Cause I'm stranded all alone in the gas station of love
And I have to use the self-service pumps

[Chorus]
Oh, so honey, let me help you with that suitcase
You ain't (You ain't) gonna break my heart in two
'Cause I'd rather get a hundred thousand paper cuts on my face
Than spend one more minute with you (Oh)

[Bridge]
I'd rather rip out my intestines with a fork
Than watch you going out with other men (Oh)
I'd rather slam my fingers in a door
Again and again and again and again and again
Oh, can't you see what I'm tryin' to say, darlin'

[Chorus]
I'd rather have my blood sucked out by leeches (Leeches)
Shove an icepick under a toenail or two
I'd rather clean all the bathrooms in Grand Central Station with my tongue
Than spend one more minute with you

Yes, I'd rather jump naked on a huge pile of thumbtacks
Or stick my nostrils together with Krazy Glue
I'd rather dive into a swimming pool filled with double-edged razor blades
Than spend one more minute with you

[Outro]
I'd rather rip my heart right out of my ribcage with my bare hands
And then throw it on the floor and stomp on it till I die
Than spend one more minute with you

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Weird Al Yankovic - Trapped In The Drive-Thru (4K Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Trapped In The Drive-Thru” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
Seven o'clock in the evening
Watchin somethin' stupid on TV
I'm zoned out on the sofa
When my wife comes in the room and sees me
She says, "Is this Behind the Music with Lynyrd Skynyrd?"
And I say, "I don't know
Say, "It's gettin' late, what you wanna do for dinner?"
She says, "I kinda had a big lunch
So I'm not super hungry."
I said, "Well, you know, baby, I'm not starvin' either
But I could eat."
She said, "So what do you have in mind?"
I said, "I don't know. What about you?"
She said, "I don't care ... if you're hungry, let's eat."
I said, "That's what we're gonna do!
But first you gotta tell me what it is you're hungry for!"
And she says, "Let me think. What's left in our refrigerator?"
I said, "Well, there's tuna, I know."
She said, "That went bad a week ago!"
I said, "Is the chili okay?"
She said, "You finished that yesterday!"
I hopped up and said
"I don't know; do you want to get something delivered?"
She's like, "Why would I want to eat liver?
I don't even like liver!"
I'm like, "No, I said 'delivered.'"
She's like, "I heard you say 'liver'!"
I'm like, "I should know what I said..."
She's like, "Whatever! I just don't want any liver!"
Well, I was gonna say something
But my cell phone started to ring
Now who could be callin' me?
Well I checked my caller ID
It was just cousin Larry callin' for the third time today...
My wife said, "Let it go to voicemail."
I said, "Okay."
"Where were we? Oh, dinner, right!
So what d'ya want to do?"
She says, "Why don't you whip up somethin' in the kitchen?"
"Yeah," I said, "why don't you?"
And then she says "Baby, can't we just go out to dinner, please?"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes"
I says, "No"
She says, "Yes. Oh, here's your keys"
I step a little bit closer
Say, "Okay, where ya want to go?"
She says, "How about The Ivy?"
I said, "Yeah, well, I don't know...
I don't feel like gettin all dressed up
And eatin' expensive food"
She's says, "Olive Garden?"
I say, "Nah, I'm not in the mood...
And Burrito King would make me gassy, there's no doubt"
She says, "Just forget about it"
I said, "No, I swear I'm gonna take you out!"
Then I get an idea
I say, "I know what we'll do!"
She says, "What?"
I say, "Guess!"
She says "What?"
I say, "We're goin' to the drive-thru!"
So we head out the front door
Open the garage door
Then I open the car doors
And we get in those car doors
Put my key in the ignition
And then I turn it sideways
Then we fasten our seat belts
As we pull out the driveway
Then we drive to the drive-thru
Heading off to the drive-thru
We're approaching the drive-thru
Getting close to the drive-thru!
Almost there at the drive-thru
Now we're here at the drive thru
Here in line at the drive-thru
Did I mention the drive-thru?

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Weird Al Yankovic - You Dont Love Me Anymore (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “You Don't Love Me Anymore” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
We've been together for so very long
But now things are changing, oh, I wonder what's wrong
Seems you don't want me around
The passion is gone and the flame's died down
I guess I lost a little bit of self-esteem
That time that you made it with the whole hockey team
You used to think I was nice
Now you tell all your friends that I'm the Antichrist

[Chorus]
Oh-oh, why did you disconnect the brakes on my car?
That kind of thing is hard to ignore
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore

[Verse 2]
I knew that we were having problems when
You put those piranhas in my bathtub again
You're still the light of my life
Oh darling, I'm beggin', won't you put down that knife?
You know, I even think it's kinda cute the way
You poison my coffee just a little each day
I still remember the way that you laughed
When you pushed me down the elevator shaft

[Chorus]
Oh, if you don't mind me asking, what's this poisonous cobra
Doing in my underwear drawer?
Sometimes I get to thinking you don't love me anymore

[Verse 3]
You slammed my face down on the barbecue grill
Now my scars are all healing, but my heart never will
You set my house on fire
You pulled out my chest hairs with an old pair of pliers
Oh, you think I'm ugly and you say I'm cheap
You shaved off my eyebrows while I was asleep
You drilled a hole in my head
Then you dumped me in a drainage ditch and left me for dead

[Chorus]
Oh, you know this really isn't like you at all
You never acted this way before
Honey, something tells me you don't love me anymore
Oh no, no
Got a funny feeling you don't love me anymore...

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Weird Al Yankovic - Its All About The Pentiums (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “It's All About The Pentiums” (Parody of “It's All About The Benjamins”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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It's all about the Pentiums, baby
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
Uhh, uh-huh, yeah
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums, baby
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
(Yeah!!)

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
Workin' at a desk with a dumb little placard?
Yeah, payin' the bills with my mad programming skills
Defraggin' my hard drive for thrills
I got me a hundred gigabytes of RAM
I never feed trolls and I don't read spam
Installed a T1 line in my house
Always at my PC, double-clickin' on my mizouse
Upgrade my system at least twice a day
I'm strictly plug-and-play, I ain't afraid of Y2K
I'm down with Bill Gates, I call him Money for short
I phone him up at home and I make him do my tech support
It's all about the Pentiums, what?
You gotta be the dumbest newbie I've ever seen
You've got white-out all over your screen
You think your Commodore 64 is really neato
What kinda chip you got in there, a Dorito?
You're usin' a 286? Don't make me laugh
Your Windows boots up in what, a day and a half?
You could back up your whole hard drive on a floppy diskette
You're the biggest joke on the Internet
Your database is a disaster
You're waxin' your modem, tryin' to make it go faster
Hey fella, I bet you're still livin' in your parents' cellar
Downloadin' pictures of Sarah Michelle Gellar
And postin' "Me too!" like some brain-dead AOL-er
I should do the world a favor and cap you like Old Yeller
You're just about as useless as JPEGs to Helen Keller

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

Now, what y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?

Uh, uh, loggin' in now
Wanna run wit my crew, hah?
Rule cyberspace and crunch numbers like I do?
They call me the king of the spreadsheets
Got'em all printed out on my bedsheets
My new computer's got the clocks, it rocks
But it was obsolete before I opened the box
You say you've had your desktop for over a week?
Throw that junk away, man, it's an antique!

Your laptop is a month old? Well, that's great
If you could use a nice, heavy paperweight
My digital media is write-protected
Every file inspected, no viruses detected
I beta tested every operating system
Gave props to some, and others? I dissed'em
While your computer's crashin', mine's multitaskin'
It does all my work without me even askin'
Got a flat-screen monitor, 40" wide
I believe that yours says, "Etch-A-Sketch" on the side
In a 32-bit world, you're a 2-bit user
You've got your own newsgroup, alt.total-loser
Your motherboard melts when you try to send a fax
Where'd you get your CPU, in a box of Cracker Jacks?
Play me online? Well, you know that I'll beat you
If I ever meet you I'll control-alt-delete you
What?

It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!
It's all about the Pentiums!

What y'all wanna do?
Wanna be hackers? Code crackers? Slackers
Wastin' time with all the chatroom yakkers?
9 to 5, chillin' at Hewlett Packard?
What?

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Weird Al Yankovic - This Is The Life (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “This Is The Life” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Lyrics]
I eat filet mignon seven times a day
My bathtub's filled with Perrier
What can I say?
This is the life
I buy a dozen cars when I'm in the mood
I hire somebody to chew my food
I'm an upwardly mobile dude
This is the life

They say that money corrupts you
But I can't really tell
I got the whole world at my feet
And I think it's pretty swell

I got women lined up outside my door
They've been waitin' there since the week before
Who could ask for more?
This is the life

You're dead for a real long time
You just can't prevent it
So if money can't buy happiness
I guess I'll have to rent it

Yeah, every day I make the front page news
No time to pay my dues
I got a million pairs of shoes
This is the life

I got a solid gold Cadillac
I make a fortune while I sleep
You can tell I'm a living legend
Not some ordinary creep

No way, I'm the boss, the Big Cheese
Yeah, I got this town on its knobby little knees
I can do just what I please
This is the life

That's right, I'm the king, number one
I buy monogrammed Kleenex by the ton
I pay the bills, I call the shots
I grease the palms, I buy the yachts
One thing I can guarantee
The best things in life, they sure ain't free
It's such a thrill just to be me
This is the life
This is the life

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Weird Al Yankovic - Bob (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Bob” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Lyrics]
I, man, am Regal, a German am I
Never odd or even
If I had a Hi-Fi
Madam, I'm Adam
Too hot to hoot
No lemons no melon
Too bad I hid a boot
Lisa Bonet ate no basil
Warsaw was raw
Was it a car or a cat I saw?

Rise to vote, sir
Do geese see God?
Do nine men Interpret? "Nine men," I nod
Rats live on no evil star
Won't lovers revolt now?
Race fast safe car
Pa's a sap
Ma is as selfless as I am
May a moody baby doom a yam

Ah Satan sees Natasha
No devil lived on
Lonely Tylenol
Not a banana baton
No X in Nixon
O stone, be not so
O Geronimo, no minor ego
"Naomi" I moan
A Toyota's a Toyota
A dog, a panic, in a pagoda

Oh no, Don Ho
Nurse, I spy gypsies, run!
Senile felines
Now I see bees, I won
UFO tofu
We panic in a pew
Oozy rat in a sanitary zoo
God, a red nugget, a fat egg under a dog
Go hang a salami, I'm a lasagna hog

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Weird Al Yankovic - Jurassic Park (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Jurassic Park” (Parody of “MacArthur Park”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
I recall the time they found those fossilized mosquitoes
And before long, they were cloning DNA
Now, I'm being chased by some irate velociraptors
Well, believe me, this has been one lousy day

[Chorus 1]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone shut the fence off in the rain
I admit it's kinda eerie
But this proves my "Chaos Theory"
And I don't think I'll be coming back again
Oh no!

[Verse 2]
I cannot approve of this attraction
'Cause getting disemboweled always makes me kind of mad
A huge Tyrannosaurus ate our lawyer
Well, I suppose that proves they're really not all bad

[Chorus 2]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
Someone let T. rex out of his pen
I'm afraid those things'll harm me
Cause they sure don't act like Barney
And they think that I'm their dinner, not their friend
Oh no!

[Chorus 3]
Jurassic Park is frightening in the dark
All the dinosaurs are running wild
What a crummy weekend this has been
Well, this sure ain't no e-ticket
Think I'll tell them where to stick it
Cause I'm never coming back this way, again!
Oh no! Whoa, no!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Money For Nothing/Beverly Hillbillies” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Opening]
(Granny)
Dad-blamed Beverly Hills
There ain't a possum shank to be bought around here at any price
What good is having 68 million dollars I ASK YOU?

(Jed)
Well this morning it's good for getting a lot of papers signed for Mr. Drysdale

(Granny)
You were doing that when I left here two hours ago!

[Intro]
Beverly hillbillies

[Verse 1]
Huh
Now lookie here people, listen to my story
A little story 'bout a man named Jed
You know something? That poor mountaineer
They say he barely kept his family fed

[Verse 2]
Now let me tell you, one day he was shootin'
Old Jed was shootin' at some food
When all of a sudden, right up from the ground there
Well, there came a bubblin' crude

[Chorus 1]
Oil, that is, well, maybe you call it
Black gold or Texas tea
He gonna move next to Mr. Drysdale
And be a Beverly Hillbilly

[Verse 3]
Before you know it, all the kinfolk are a-sayin'
Yeah, buddy, move away from there
That little Clampett got his own cement pond
That little Clampett, he's a millionaire

[Chorus 2]
Now, everyone said Californ-ee
Is the place that you oughta be
We got to load up this here truck now
We got to move to Beverly
Hills, that is

[Outro]
Swimming pools
Move-a-move-a-movie stars
Huh
Look at that, look at that

Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Y'all come back now, y'hear?
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies
Beverly Beverly Beverly hillbillies

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Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost On Jeopardy (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I Lost On Jeopardy” (Parody of “Jeopardy”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Intro: Don Pardo]
Is Don in the booth?
He's ready
Ok. Here we go. Loosen up camera two. Cameras one and three, that's fine. In five, four, three, two...
Cue lights, music
Now entering the studio are today's contestants
This is Mr. Millard Snopkin from Carbondale, Illinois
And this is Mr. Leroy Pinkelstein from Brooklyn, New York
And this is Alfred Yankovic from Lynwood, California
These three people will compete today on...Jeopardy

[Verse 1: Weird Al Yankovic]
I was there to match my intellect
On national TV
Against a plumber, oh and an architect
Both with a Ph.D
I was tense, I was nervous
I guess it just wasn't my night
Art Fleming gave the answers
Oh, but I couldn't get the questions right-ight-ight

[Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh

[Verse 2: Weird Al Yankovic]
Oh well I knew I was in trouble now
My hope of winning sank
Because I got the Daily Double now
And then my mind went blank
I took Potpourri for one hundred
And then my head started to spin
Well I'm givin' up, Don Pardo
Just tell me now what I didn't win
Yeah, yeah

[Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh

[Bridge: Don Pardo]
That's right Al--you lost!
And let me tell what you didn't win: a twenty-volume set of the Encyclopedia International
A case of Turtle Wax, and a year's supply of Rice-a-Roni, the San Francisco treat
But that's not all! You also made yourself look like a jerk in front of millions of people
And you brought shame and disgrace on your family name for generations to come!
You don't get to come back tomorrow!
You don't even get a lousy copy of our home game!
You're a complete loser!

[Verse 3: Weird Al Yankovic]
Don't know what I was thinking of
I guess I just wasn't too bright
Well, I sure hope I do better
Next weekend on The Price Is Right-ight-ight

[Chorus: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh
I lost on Jeopardy, baby
Oooh

[Outro: Weird Al Yankovic]
I lost on Jeopardy
Baby...

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Weird Al Yankovic - I Love Rocky Road (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “I Love Rocky Road” (Parody of “I Love Rock 'n Roll”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
I hear those ice cream bells and I start to drool
Keep a couple quarts in my locker at school
Yeah, but chocolate's getting old
Vanilla just leaves me cold
There's just one flavor good enough for me, yeah me
Don't gimme no crummy taste spoon
I know what I need, baby

[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow!

[Verse 2]
They tell me ice cream junkies are all the same
All the soda jerkers know my name
When their supply is gone
Then I'll be movin' on
But I'll be back on Monday afternoon, you'll see
Another truck load's comin' in for me, all for me
I'm singin'

[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me
Ow!

(Oh, make it talk)

[Bridge]
When I'm all alone, I just grab myself a cone
And if I get fat and lose my teeth, that's fine with me
Just lock me in the freezer and throw away the key
Singin'

[Chorus]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

[Outro]
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with
I love rocky road
So won't you go and buy half a gallon, baby
I love rocky road
So have another triple scoop with me

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Weird Al Yankovic - Like a Surgeon (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Like A Surgeon” (Parody of “Like A Virgin”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
I finally made it through med school
Somehow I made it through
I'm just an intern
I still make a mistake or two
I was last in my class
Barely passed at the institute
Now I'm trying to avoid
Yeah, I'm trying to avoid
A malpractice suit

[Chorus]
Hey, like a surgeon
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Organ transplants are my line

[Verse 2]
Better give me all your gauze, nurse
This patient's fading fast
Complications have set in
Don't know how long he'll last
Let me see that I.V.
Here we go, time to operate
I'll pull his insides out
Pull his insides out
And see what he ate

[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Here's a waiver for you to sign

[Verse 3]
It's a fact, I'm a quack
The disgrace of the A.M.A.
'Cause my patients die
Yeah, my patients die
Before they can pay

[Chorus]
Like a surgeon, hey
Cuttin' for the very first time
Like a surgeon
Got your kidneys on my mind

[Outro]
Like a surgeon
Ooh, like a surgeon
When I reach inside
With my scalpel, and my forceps, and retractors
Oh ho, oh ho, ho, ho
Ooh baby, yeah
I can hear your heart beat
For the very last time

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Weird Al Yankovic - Headline News (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Headline News” (Parody of “Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Once, there was this kid who
Took a trip to Singapore and brought along his spray paint
And when he finally came back
He had cane marks all over his bottom
He said that it was from when
The warden whacked it so hard

[Chorus]
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

[Verse 2]
Once there was this girl who
Swore that one day she would be a figure skating champion
And when she finally made it
She saw some other girl who was better
And so she hired some guy to
Club her in the knee cap

[Chorus]
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

[Bridge]
They got paid for their sound bytes
And sold their TV movie rights

[Verse 3]
And then, there was this guy who
Made his wife so mad one night that she cut off his wiener
And when he finally came to
He found little Mr. Happy was missing
He couldn't quite explain it
It'd always just been there

[Chorus]
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm
Mmm mmm mmm mmm, mmm mmm mmm mmm

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Weird Al Yankovic - Gump (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Gump” (Parody of “Lump”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Gump sat alone on a bench in the park
"My name is Forrest," he'd casually remark
Waiting for the bus with his hands in his pockets
He just kept saying life is like a box of chocolates

[Chorus]
He's Gump, He's Gump
What's in his head?
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
Is he inbred?

[Verse 2]
Gump was a big celebrity
He told JFK that he really had to pee
He never feels too dumb because
His mom always told him stupid is as stupid does

[Chorus]
He's Gump, He's Gump
He's kinda square
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
What's with that hair?
Wow

[Bridge]
Run, run, run, run, now Forrest
Run, run, run like the wind now
Run, run, run, run, now Forrest
Run, stop!

[Verse 3]
His buddy Bubba was a shrimp-loving man
His friend with no legs he called Lieutenant Dan
His girlfriend Jenny was kind of a slut
He went to the White House, showed LBJ his butt

[Chorus]
He's Gump, He's Gump
He's not too bright
He's Gump, He's Gump, He's Gump
But he's alright

[Outro]
Is this Gump out of his head?
I think so
Is this Gump really brain dead?
I think so
Did this Gump make lots of bread?
I think so
And that's all I have to say about that

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Weird Al Yankovic - Smells Like Nirvana (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Smells Like Nirvana” (Parody of “Smells Like Teen Spirit”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
What is this song all about?
Can't figure any lyrics out
How do the words to it go?
I wish you'd tell me, I don't know

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know...

[Chorus]
Now I'm mumblin', and I'm screamin'
And I don't know what I'm singin'
Crank the volume, ears are bleedin'
I still don't know what I'm singin'
We're so loud and incoherent
Boy, this oughta bug your parents
Yeah

[Verse 2]
It's unintelligible
I just can't get it through my skull
It's hard to bargle nawdle zouss
With all these marbles in my mouth

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know

[Chorus]
Well, we don't sound like Madonna
Here we are now, we're Nirvana
Sing distinctly, we don't wanna
Buy our album, we're Nirvana
A garage band from Seattle
Well, it sure beats raisin' cattle
Yeah

[Verse 3]
And I forgot the next verse
Oh well, I guess it pays to rehearse
The lyric sheet's so hard to find
What are the words? Oh, never mind

[Pre-Chorus]
Don't know, don't know, don't know, oh no
Don't know, don't know, don't know

[Chorus]
Well, I'm yellin', and we're playin'
But I don't know what I'm sayin'
What's the message I'm conveyin'?
Can you tell me what I'm sayin'?
So, have you got some idea?
Didn't think so, well, I'll see ya

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Weird Al Yankovic - Close But No Cigar (4K Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Close But No Cigar” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
Jillian was her name
She was sweeter than aspartame
Her kisses reconfigured my DNA
And after that I never was the same
And I loved her even more than Marlon Brando loved souffle
She was gorgeous, she was charming
Yeah, she was perfect in every way
Except she was always using the word "infer"
When she obviously meant "imply"
And I know some guys would put up with that kind of thing
But frankly, I can't imagine why

[Chorus]
And I told her, I said
"Hey! Are we playing horseshoes, honey?
No, I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
But no cigar!"

[Verse 2]
Then I met sweet young Janet
Prettiest thing on the planet
Had a body hotter than a habanero
She had lips like a ripe pomegranate
And I was crazy like Manson about her
She got me all choked up like Mama Cass
She had a smile so incredibly radiant
You had to watch it through a piece of smoked glass
I thought after all these years of searching around
I'd found my soulmate finally
But one day I found out she actually owned a copy
Of Joe Dirt on DVD

[Chorus]
Oh, no! I said
"Hey! Are we lobbing hand grenades, kiddo?
No, I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
Oh, so very close! (Close!)
Yeah, baby, you're close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

[Verse 3]
Julie played water polo
She wore a ribbon on her left Manolo
She had me sweating like Nixon every time she was near
My heart was beating like a Buddy Rich solo
And she was everything I've dreamed of
She moved right up to number one on my list
And did I mention she's a world famous billionaire bikini supermodel astrophysicist?
Yeah, she was so pretty she made Charlize Theron
Look like a big fat slobbering pig
The only caveat is one of her earlobes
Was just a little tiny bit too big

[Chorus]
I said
"Hey! Are we doing government work here?
No, I don't think we are!
You're close! (Close!)
So very, very close! (Close!)
Aww, baby, you're close! (Close!)
So close!
But no cigar!"

[Outro]
Missed it by that much! (No cigar!)
Ah, yeah! Ah, right! (No cigar!)
Really, really, really close!
But no cigar!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Dont Download This Song (4K Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Don't Download This Song” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - 4K Version

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[Verse 1]
Once in awhile, maybe you will feel the urge
To break international copyright law
By downloading MP3s from file-sharing sites
Like Morpheus, or Grokster, or LimeWire, or Kazaa
But deep in your heart, you know the guilt would drive you mad
And the shame would leave a permanent scar
’Cause you start out stealing songs, then you're robbing liquor stores
And selling crack and running over school kids with your car

[Chorus]
So don't download this song
The record store's where you belong
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song

[Verse 2]
Oh, you don't want to mess with the R-I-double-A
They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R
It doesn't matter if you're a grandma or a seven-year-old girl
They'll treat you like the evil, hard bitten, criminal scum you are

[Chorus]
So don't download this song
Don't go pirating music all day long
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should
Oh, don't download this song

[Bridge]
Don't take away money
From artists just like me
How else can I afford another solid gold Humvee?
And diamond-studded swimming pools
These things don't grow on trees
So all I ask is everybody please

[Chorus]
Don't download this song (Don't do it, no, no)
Even Lars Ulrich knows it's wrong (You can just ask him)
Go and buy the CD like you know that you should (You really should)
Oh, don't download this song

[Outro]
Don't download this song (Oh, please don't you do it or you)
Might wind up in jail like Tommy Chong (Remember Tommy)
Go and buy the CD (Right now) like you know that you should (Go out and buy it)
Oh, don't download this song
Don't download this song (No, no, no, no, no, no)
Or you'll burn in hell before too long (And you deserve it)
Go and buy the CD (Just buy it) like you know that you should (You cheap bastard)

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Weird Al Yankovic - Living With a Hernia (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Living With A Hernia” (Parody of “Living in America”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
All I do is grunt and groan
Hurts me to walk anywhere
Went to see my physician, Dr. Jones
He took my trousers off, told me to cough
Doctor says there ain't nothin' to discuss
He tells me any day, I might have to wear a truss

[Chorus 1]
Living with a hernia
All the time, such aggravation
Living with a hernia
Gonna be my ruination
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation
Feel so old

[Verse 2]
Too much bad pain
Good gawd, drives me insane
Can't run, barely crawl
Got a bulge in my intestinal wall
Walk real funny, bless my soul
Can't play tennis, and it's hard to bowl
You can't even do the splits now (say it)
Better call it quits now
Now I'm sick of all this dancin' anyhow

[Chorus 2]
Living with a hernia
Hurts me bad in a tender location
Living with a hernia
Had enough humiliation
Living with a hernia
Got to have an operation

[Bridge]
I live with a hernia
Can't get up, can't bend over
Now I live with a hernia
Wait a minute

You may not be familiar with the common types
Of hernias that you could get
So just settle down, let me clue you in
There's incomplete (incomplete)
Epigastric (epigastric)
Bladder (bladder)
Strangulated (strangulated)
Lumbar hernia (lumbar hernia)
Richter's hernia (Richter's hernia)
Obstructed (obstructed), inguinal and direct

[Chorus 3]
Living with a hernia (rupture)
I said it's causin' me such irritation
Living with a hernia (wow!)
Have to have my medication
Living with a hernia
Yeah, I feel bad!

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Weird Al Yankovic - Christmas at Ground Zero (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Christmas At Ground Zero” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
It's Christmas at ground zero
There's music in the air
The sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singing
While the air-raid sirens blare

[Verse 2]
It's Christmas at ground zero
The button has been pressed
The radio just let us know
That this is not a test

[Chorus 1]
Everywhere the atom bombs are dropping
It's the end of all humanity
No more time for last-minute shopping
It's time to face your final destiny

[Verse 3]
'Cause it's Christmas at ground zero
There's panic in the crowd
We can dodge debris while we trim the tree
Underneath the mushroom cloud

[Chorus 2]
You might hear some reindeer on your rooftop
Or Jack Frost on your windowsill
But if someone's climbing down your chimney
You better load your gun and shoot to kill

[Verse 4]
Oh, it's Christmas at ground zero
And if the radiation level's okay
I'll go out with you and see all the new
Mutations on New Year's Day

[Verse 5]
It's Christmas at ground zero
Just seconds left to go
I'll duck and cover with my Yuletide lover
Underneath the mistletoe

[Verse 6]
It's Christmas at ground zero
Now the missiles are on their way
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday
What a crazy fluke, we're gonna get nuked
On this jolly holiday

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Weird Al Yankovic - Weasel Stomping Day (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Weasel Stomping Day” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Lyrics]
Faces filled with joy and cheer
What a magical time of year
Howdy ho! It's Weasel Stomping Day
Put your Viking helmet on
Spread that mayonnaise on the lawn
Don't you know it's Weasel Stomping Day?

All the little girls and boys
Love that wonderful crunching noise
You'll know what this day's about
When you stomp a weasel's guts right out

So, come along and have a laugh
Snap their weaselly spines in half
Grab your boots and stomp your cares away
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day

(Sounds of weasels getting stomped on, with bone-crunching and rodent-screeching effects)

People up and down the street
Crushing weasels beneath their feet
Why we do it, who can say?
But it's such a festive holiday

So let the stomping fun begin
Bash their weaselly skulls right in
It's tradition, that makes it okay
Hey everyone, it's Weasel Stomping
We'll have some fun on Weasel Stomping
Put down your gun, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Hip hip hooray, it's Weasel Stomping Day
Weasel Stomping Day
Hey!

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Weird Al Yankovic - UHF (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “UHF” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
Put down your remote control, throw out your TV guide
Put away your jacket, there's no need to go outside
Don't you know, that we control the horizontal
We control the vertical, too
We gonna make a couch potato out of you
That's what we going to do now

[Chorus]
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF

[Verse 2]
Disconnect the phone and leave the dishes in the sink
You better put away your homework, prime time ain't no time to think
All you do is make yourself a TV dinner
Press your face right up against the screen
We gonna show you things you ain't ever seen
If you know what I mean, now

[Chorus]
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF

[Bridge]
You can watch us all day, you can watch us all night
You can watch us any time that you please
You can sit around and stare at the picture tube
'Til your brain turns into cottage cheese, well, now

[Chorus]
Don't change the channel, don't touch that dial
We got it all on UHF
Kick off your sneakers, stick around for a while
We got it all on UHF
Don't worry 'bout your laundry, forget about your job
Just crank up the volume, and yank off the knob
We got it all
(We got it all)
We got it all on UHF

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Weird Al Yankovic - Spy Hard (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Spy Hard” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Lyrics]
A man of intrigue
He lives for the thrill
Always has places to go
And people to kill
Danger is the game he plays
And he holds every card
Cause if you wanna win
You gotta spy hard
A man of the world
So suave and discreet
He trips over the women
Piled up at his feet
But evil's lurking
So he's always on his guard
Cause if your gonna spy
You better spy hard
He's always there
When the chips are beginning to fall
He wouldn't care if they kicked him and grabbed him and
Shot him and stabbed him and nailed both his ears to the wall
Facing death everyday
Is a tough job for any man
But his hours are flexible
And he's got a great dental plan
By the way if you walked in late
Allow me to reiterate
The name of this movie is
Spy Hard
They call it Spy Hard
You're watching Spy Hard
It's the theme from Spy Haaaaard...

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Weird Al Yankovic - Amish Paradise (Parody of Gangstas Paradise by Coolio) (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Amish Paradise” (Parody of “Gangsta's Paradise”) by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Verse 1]
As I walk through the valley where I harvest my grain
I take a look at my wife and realize she's very plain
But that's just perfect for an Amish like me
You know, I shun fancy things like electricity
At 4:30 in the mornin' I'm milkin' cows
Jebediah feeds the chickens and Jacob plows, fool
And I've been milkin' and plowin' so long that
Even Ezekiel thinks that my mind is gone
I'm a man of the land, I'm into discipline
Got a Bible in my hand and a beard on my chin
But if I finish all of my chores, and you finish thine
Then tonight we're gonna party like it's 1699

[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
I've churned butter once or twice
Living in an Amish paradise
It's hard work and sacrifice
Living in an Amish paradise
We sell quilts at discount price
Living in an Amish paradise

[Verse 2]
A local boy kicked me in the butt last week
I just smiled at him and I turned the other cheek
I really don't care, in fact I wish him well
'Cause I'll be laughing my head off when he's burning in Hell
But I ain't never punched a tourist even if he deserved it
An Amish with a 'tude? You know that's unheard of
I never wear buttons but I got a cool hat
And my homies agree, I really look good in black, fool
If you come to visit, you'll be bored to tears
We haven't even paid the phone bill in 300 years
But we ain't really quaint, so please don't point and stare
We're just technologically impaired

[Pre-Chorus]
There's no phone, no lights, no motorcar
Not a single luxury
Like Robinson Crusoe
It's as primitive as can be

[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're just plain and simple guys
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no time for sin and vice
Living in an Amish paradise
We don't fight, we all play nice
Living in an Amish paradise

[Bridge]
Hitchin' up the buggy, churning lots of butter
Raised a barn on Monday, soon I'll raise another
Think you're really righteous? Think you're pure in heart?
Well, I know I'm a million times as humble as thou art
I'm the pious guy the little Amlettes wanna be like
On my knees day and night scoring points for the afterlife
So don't be vain and don't be whiny
Or else, my brother, I might have to get medieval on your heinie

[Chorus]
We been spending most our lives
Living in an Amish paradise
We're all crazy Mennonites
Living in an Amish paradise
There's no cops and traffic lights
Living in an Amish paradise
But you'd probably think it bites
Living in an Amish paradise

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Weird Al Yankovic - Bedrock Anthem (HD Version)

alyankovic 2024-08-27 | “Bedrock Anthem” by “Weird Al” Yankovic - HD Version

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[Intro]
Sometimes I feel like I need a vacation
Sometimes I feel like I wanna go
To the city of cavemen, the city of Bedrock
I'd be a Flintstone, now I'll tell you why

[Verse 1]
Well, I got, I got a woman named Wilma
Well, I got, I got a baby named Pebbles
Well, I got, I got a doggy named Dino
We do a little bowling and we drink a little vino
Well, I got a little buddy, Barney Rubble
Got a neighbor by the name of Barney Rubble
He's a midget but he makes a lot of trouble
Doesn't like to shave, he got caveman stubble
Me and Barney, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
Lodge brothers, Loyal Order Water Buffalo
There's a handshake everybody gotta know
How come Grand Poobah always gotta run the whole show?

[Chorus 1]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
I get by on all my prehistoric knowhow

[Verse 2]
Betty and Barney got a baby named Bamm-Bamm
Little Pebbles is his number one fan
He's the strongest toddler in the whole land
Tear your arm off, if he's shaking your hand
Got a car, gonna push it with my feet now
Gonna take my family out to eat now
Jumbo ribs at the drive-in can't be beat now
Made from brontosaurus, baby, not moo-cow
Wanna chill with a saber tooth tiger
Wear a loincloth, natural fiber
Be the first Rolling Stone subscriber
Got a pterodactyl for a windshield wiper

[Chorus 2]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now
Don't know what it means, but I say it anyhow

{Wilma, I'm home! Start serving dinner
And don't spare the spare ribs
Oh, no no no! Down Dino, down!
Now take it easy, boy!}

[Verse 3]
Lucky me, workin' down in the gravel pit
Movin' rocks, on a big dinosaur I sit
Mr. Slate gets mad and he throws a fit
Pull the birdie's tail, everybody know it's time to quit
I realize I'm living in the Stone Age
No fax, no cellular phone-age
Pick my teeth with a dinosaur bone-age
Liftin' heavy boulders every day for my wage
Barney Rubble, laughin' like a hyena
Barney Rubble, what a little wiener!
Where's Wilma? Anybody seen her?
Got a baby elephant vacuum cleaner

[Chorus 3]
Yabba dabba, yabba dabba dabba do now (4X)
Yabba dabba do now (12X)

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Weird Al Yankovic - Polkamania! (Official Music Video)

alyankovic 2024-07-19 | Single available at:
Apple Music: music.apple.com/us/album/polkamania-single/1753408289
Amazon Music: http://amazon.com/dp/B0D7RQGLBS
…and everywhere else digital music is sold or streamed!

Timecodes:
0:00 - HELENA POLKA (Al’s Version)
0:14 - BAD GUY (Billie Eilish)
0:36 - HELLO (Adele)
0:51 - FLOWERS (Miley Cyrus)
1:13 - WE DON’T TALK ABOUT BRUNO (Lin-Manuel Miranda / cast of Encanto)
1:24 - VAMPIRE (Olivia Rodrigo)
1:40 - OLD TOWN ROAD (Lil Nas X)
1:59 - DESPACITO (Luis Fonsi & Daddy Yankee)
2:09 - SHAPE OF YOU (Ed Sheeran)
2:24 - UPTOWN FUNK (Mark Ronson ft. Bruno Mars)
2:37 - WAP (Cardi B. ft. Megan Thee Stallion)
2:54 - THANK U, NEXT (Ariana Grande)
3:06 - SHAKE IT OFF (Taylor Swift)

ANIMATOR CREDITS:
Cyriak – “Helena Polka (Al’s Version)”
David Wachtenheim/Acme Filmworks – “Bad Guy” & “Shake It Off (pt. 2)”
Augenblick Studios – “Hello”
Ghostbot / Alan Lau, Roque Ballesteros, and Roman Laney – “Flowers”
Jack D. Evans – “We Don’t Talk About Bruno”
Vivienne Medrano/Spindlehorse – “Vampire”
Liam Lynch – “Old Town Road”
Jarrett Heather – “Despacito” & “WAP”
Bill Plympton – “Shape of You”
Ryan Krzak – “Uptown Funk”
KukoMitzu – “Thank U, Next”
Victor Yerrid & Melanie Mandl – “Shake It Off (pt. 1)”

MUSICIAN CREDITS:

“Weird Al” Yankovic – accordion and vocals
Jon “Bermuda” Schwartz – drums and percussion
Steve Jay – bass guitar and bass vocals
Jim “Kimo” West – banjo
Wayne Bergeron – trumpets
Joel Peskin – clarinets
Jim Self – tuba
Tress MacNeille – “next!” lady

Engineered and mixed by Dave Way at the Way Station
Additional engineering by Rafael Serrano at Just For the Record
Mastered by Bernie Grundman at Bernie Grundman Mastering
Arranged and produced by Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic - Real or Cake?

alyankovic 2024-04-17 | ...

Weird Al Yankovic Gets Eye Surgery

alyankovic 2023-12-13 | I was tired of being virtually blind without my glasses, so on Jan. 23, 1998, I got LASIK eye surgery. I was scheduled to do the operation in a normal (private) way, but then I was informed by my doctor that he would perform the operation for free if I was willing to let a local TV station broadcast it LIVE on the air. Hey, what can I say, I'm a sucker for free healthcare. Thanks to Jon "Bermuda" Schwartz for this archival footage.

Happy Fathers Day

alyankovic 2023-06-18 | Kevin McCarthy & John Paragon in a touching scene from UHF (1989)

Weird Al Yankovic - Your Horoscope for Today (Official 4K Video)

alyankovic 2023-01-19 | Official 4K video for Your Horoscope for Today" by Weird Al Yankovic

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Weird Al Yankovic - I Lost on Jeopardy (2022 version) - excerpt

alyankovic 2022-11-29 | I re-recorded a bunch of my old songs for use in the Roku Channel biopic (WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story), and this is the one that got left on the cutting room floor. I didn't record the whole song, just one chorus - the reason being that we only needed a couple seconds of it for the movie. It was originally going to be used in the drunk driving scene, where Weird Al (Daniel Radcliffe) is repeatedly changing the channels on his car radio (and all the songs are Weird Al songs). Eric Appel (the director) and I ultimately decided that we didn't need to include this song, because we hadn't introduced it previously in the movie, and also because it would have cost us several thousand dollars extra in licensing fees. But since my band and I went through all the trouble of recording this 22-second masterpiece, we figured SOMEBODY should hear it!

Oh, and BTW, if you want to hear all the stuff that actually DID make the movie, check out the soundtrack album: tinyurl.com/5errr2dr

UPDATE/CLARIFICATION: For the people confused about the “licensing fees” part - I don’t own the publishing on my parody songs, the songwriters of the originals do. And basically, they can charge whatever they want to charge when the song is used in TV shows and movies. Nirvana’s publisher quoted a 6-figure price for us to use “Smells Like Nirvana” in the movie - which is why it is not in the movie. Greg Kihn’s quote was actually quite reasonable - but we were a relatively low-budget production, and every penny counted! One of the reasons why we re-recorded my old tracks was so that I could own the master recordings (y'know, like Taylor!) So I saved some money by not having to pay my old record label for master usage, but I still have to pay the publishing fees for the actual songs, which are sometimes prohibitive. Make sense?

Weird Al Yankovic - Now You Know (Official 4K Lyric Video)

alyankovic 2022-11-07 | Official 4K lyric video for "Now You Know" by Weird Al Yankovic
This song plays over the closing credits to the new movie WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story (streaming right now for FREE on The Roku Channel). In fact, you may want to watch the movie before listening to this, because… SPOILERS!

“Now You Know” is one of 46 tracks on the just-released Original Soundtrack album - you can stream, download or pre-order here: weirdalyankovic.lnk.to/WeirdTAYSYD

WEIRD The Al Yankovic Story is now streaming exclusively on The Roku Channel! Stream free on a Roku device, the Roku mobile app, therokuchannel.com, Samsung Smart TV & FireTV.

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Weird Al Yankovic - the 1985 Madonna Interview

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Oprah interviews Weird Al Yankovic (1984)

alyankovic 2022-10-20 | I really DID do an early interview with Oprah Winfrey, but it had a slightly different vibe than what's depicted in my biopic WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story.

Weird Al Yankovic on PM Magazine (1981)

alyankovic 2022-10-16 | Yes, this is terrible. Give me a break, it was one of the first times I was ever on TV!

WEIRD: The Al Yankovic Story - official trailer

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Peaches - Weird Al Yankovic (ft. Chris Ballew)

alyankovic 2022-06-29 | Live at the Moore Theatre in Seattle, WA on June 28, 2022, as part of the Unfortunate Return of the Ridiculously Self-Indulgent Ill-Advised Vanity Tour

Weird Al Yankovic - Eat It (coverage take)

alyankovic 2022-06-20 | Recently a friend of mine was digitizing all the original film footage that we shot for the "Eat It" video, and he came across this "coverage" take. Basically this is a take where the director just points the camera at the star of the video, who just does anything they feel like doing for the duration of the song. It's insurance, in case for some reason the production runs out of time and doesn't get all the shots they were hoping to get. I'm pretty sure NOTHING from this take got used in the final video, but I still thought it was stupid/amusing enough to share.