ambierona
One Short Day (Board Game Parody)
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Lyrics:
Draftin’ up your projects
Place some hexes down somehow
Make all of your resources then
It’s a new generation now?
Checkin’ ocean coverage
Playin’ down your cards
Add some oxygen and heat
Because you’re
Song: Magic School Bus theme song
Board Game: Terraforming Mars - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/167791/terraforming-mars
Lyrics:
All the five of us are searching
To find a single clue
Of where you might have been
Which path did you go through?
Show yourself
They’re dying around us
Show yourself
When you’re pressed
Will you go run to your hideout
Before we can find you?
Show yourself
Let’s make the arrest
Song: Show Yourself from Frozen
Board Game: Letters from Whitechapel - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/59959/letters-whitechapel
Lyrics:
I got my ticket for the yellow route
Two cards I'm taking for my trains
And I sure would like to get that one path
If it's still there my next turn, I'm gonna claim
Song: Cups by Anna Kendrick (from When I'm Gone by the Carter Family)
Board Game: Ticket to Ride - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/9209/ticket-ride
Lyrics:
The pieces on your board go round and round all through the game
The forum on the board has tiles to take all through the game
The workers on the board build side by side all through the game
The army on the board has legionnaires all through the game
The shipping on the board gives points for sets all through the game
The senate on the board gets bonus tiles all through the game
These tiles on the board go by your Arch all through the game
Song: Wheels on the Bus
Board Game: Trajan - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/102680/trajan
Lyrics:
Don’t stop me now
I’ll downshift at the corner, I’m rolling the die
Don’t stop me now
Cause I’m shifting into 5th gear, and I’m gonna fly
Don’t stop me now
‘Cause I’m shifting to 6th gear
Don’t stop me now
Yes I’m shifting to max gear
Gonna roll this big fat die
Song: Don't Stop Me Now by Queen
Board Game: Formula D - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/37904/formula-d
Lyrics:
Bob can be a real big jerk
Orders us around
And tells us to win, it’s tough, so tough
Laura gives us tips when she can
Rushing to begin
And it’s never quite enough, enough
And so we’ve got to go now, with nothing brought
We check the panorama and we go to a spot
We tell each other with our own thoughts right now
We’ll give it a shot
Woah, these rolls unfair
Woah, loop us back to there
One more try, and this time beware
Woah, loop us back to there
Song: Livin' on a Prayer by Bon Jovi
Board Game: T.I.M.E Stories - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/146508/time-stories
Lyrics:
There are six games that are just like me
Placing all of those tiles that are so pretty
Five sets make the strategy
Playing abstract I think cause what is the theming
Stained glass and some summer fun
My title only has one word, cause I'm the first one
I'm the best of this whole series
Yeah it’s subjective I know, but check out the ratings
Song: One Week by Barenaked Ladies
Board Game: Azul - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/230802/azul
Lyrics & editing by:
Ambie Valdés (@ambierona)
Special Guests:
Luzapalooza - twitch.tv/luzapalooza
Beneeta - twitch.tv/beneeta_k
Paula Deming - youtube.com/paulademing
Shelf Stories - youtube.com/shelfstories
Kovray - youtube.com/kovray
Board Game Blitz - boardgameblitz.com
Russ - twitter.com/4ChitsNGiggles
Brain in a Jar - twitch.tv/brain__in_a_jar
Jess (@jess_ccg) - http://linktr.ee/jess_ccg
Backing Tracks:
youtu.be/XnF08sLuhQA
youtu.be/K7yBOjkc9Lk
Lyrics:
Ilka: We don’t play any Euros, oh, oh, oh
We don’t play any Euros, but
Hosted a gaming day
(Dave: Went to her gaming day)
We were getting ready
And there weren’t any boring games played
(I swore no boring games played)
Then someone came with a brown and gray game
(Ugly!)
I wish this memory would fade
(But now that we know it was fun)
Then she said, “let’s play this game”
(So unattractive)
Surprisingly it wasn’t tame
(Amazingly interactive)
Liking it has been my shame
(It was so much fun but just the one)
Both: We don’t play any Euros, oh, oh, oh
We don’t play any Euros
Paula: Hey, never wanna play a Euro it’ll leave you snoring
I will always say they bring you little glee - they’re boring
Using cubes for resources is ugly, drab, and bland, ch-ch-ch
I can tell you nope, there’s no hope of exploring
Only time you talk is when you’re counting up scoring
How you can enjoy them I just cannot understand
Do you understand?
Jason: All boxes the same, a man is staring out
If you go and game there’s no fun about
Yeah, with garbage themes, they’ll scar all your dreams
All: We don’t play any Euros, oh, oh, oh
We don’t play any Euros
Ilya: Thought I'd be left unopposed, but that guy, hey!
Crystal: Thought I’d be so bored of it, but it made me stay
Russ: Thought every turn would drag forever but there was no delay
All: You’re gonna like ‘em the moment that you play
Kasey: Thought I’d be trading across the sea
Getting victory points one by one
Thought I’d be happy pushing those cubes
And then calculating who’s won
Jess: Oh yeah, are you ready now to play?
Paula: Thought I’d be trading across the sea
And bored out of my mind
But then I discovered
I guess it’s pretty good
Kasey: Hey you, I think you’ll enjoy this one too
Paula: I guess it is very good, it is very good
Ambie: Um, Euros
Yeah, about those Euros
I kinda want to play a long Euro
Heard it’s a fun, it’s a real fun Euro
Jason: Let’s get ready, it’s gaming time
Jess & Kasey: Time for setup
[ALL OVERLAP]
Jason: All boxes the same, a man is staring out
If you go and game there’s no fun about
Yeah, with garbage themes
They’ll scar all your dreams
Ilka & Dave: Hosted a gaming day
(Went to her gaming day)
We were getting ready and there weren’t any boring games played
(I swore no boring games played)
Then someone came with a brown and gray game
(Ugly!)
I wish this memory would fade
(But now that we know it was fun)
Kasey: Thought I’d be trading across the sea
Getting victory points one by one
Thought I’d be happy pushing those cubes
And then calculating who’s won, who has won
Paula: Never wanna play a Euro it’ll leave you snoring
I will always say they bring you little glee - they’re boring
Using cubes as resources is ugly, drab, and bland, ch-ch-ch
I can tell you nope, there’s no hope of exploring
Only time you talk is when you’re counting up scoring
How you can enjoy them I just cannot understand
Do you understand?
Jess: Oh yeah, are you ready now to play?
[ALL OVERLAP 2]
Ilka & Dave: Then she said, “let’s play this game”
(So unattractive)
Surprisingly it wasn’t tame
(Amazingly interactive)
Liking it has been my shame
It was so much fun
Jason: Boxes the same, a man is staring out
If you go and game there’s no fun about
Yeah, with garbage themes, they’ll scar all your dreams
Kasey: Thought I’d be trading across the sea getting victory points one by one
And it’s fun, and it’s fun, and it’s fun, it’s fun
Paula: Thought I’d be trading across the sea and bored out of my mind
But then I discovered, discovered
That it’s fun, and it’s fun, and it’s fun, it’s fun
[END OVERLAP]
All: Let’s start!
Don’t play any Euros, oh
Ambie: Why did I play this new Euro?
All: Or you’ll like all those Euros
Ambie: I think I’m gonna like these Euros!
Lyrics:
Twinkle, twinkle, little car
Can I make the best by far?
Run at peak efficiency
New edition’s called EV
Twinkle, twinkle little car
Can I make the best by far?
Song: Twinkle Twinkle Little Star
Board Game: Kanban / Kanban EV - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/284378/kanban-ev
Lyrics:
I’ve got no theme to hold me down
And no colors, not even brown
Other games have pasted themes
But there’s no theme on me
Hi-ho the me-ri-o
Many games in this series
You can combine them though
The project is named after me
Song: I've Got No Strings from Pinocchio
Board Game: GIPF - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/527/gipf
Lyrics:
Shadow Phase
The orcs are moving
This Shadow Phase
They'll start to roam
The app will say
Which target's chosen
And threat will grow
Yes, threat will grow
And where this journey may lead us
This device will decide
It will keep track of the damage done
And will remember who’s died
Song: Shadowland from The Lion King
Board Game: The Lord of the Rings: Journeys in Middle-Earth - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/269385/lord-rings-journeys-middle-earth
Lyrics:
“Do something!” That’s what I’m telling you
But not that one; can’t say what to do
Gotta move right, and that’s only you
“Do something!” That’s what I’m telling you
Song: Say Something by A Great Big World
Board Game: Magic Maze - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/209778/magic-maze
Lyrics:
Give a clue, give a clue
To connect at least those two
See those pictures ‘round the table there
And you’ll know what to do
As a child, and a teen
You remember these on screen
It has all the childhood classics
Plus some new ones, with those graphics
Pick your word, pick it quick
Only one, but make it slick
Then we’ll guess, and hope that they all end up blue
Cause if we pick a neutral
It will be unfruitful
Give a clue, yes a clue, give a clue
Song: Be Our Guest from Beauty and the Beast
Board Game: Codenames: Disney - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/220775/codenames-disney-family-edition
Lyrics:
Player four’s out, we’ve made it to the final three
I’ve been waiting, hoping you don’t target me
Cause you have the Prince and I have the Princess
It’s a game over if I discard this
Song: Love Story by Taylor Swift
Board Game: Love Letter - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/129622/love-letter
Lyrics:
Figure out this ingredient
Extra points if immediate
So hurry make that experiment, experiment, experiment
So you wanna play with magic
But you don't know what it's gonna be
Baby do you dare to drink this
Are you sure you’re publishing that theory?
Song: Dark Horse by Katy Perry
Board Game: Alchemists - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/161970/alchemists
Lyrics:
Look at the board
Look how it's filled with cubes
I don’t know what to do
Cause they are all yellow
We must be strong
Let's move along to blue
And black and red ones too
But focus on yellow
So then I took my turn
And now I think the game's done
An outbreak on yellow
Song: Yellow by Coldplay
Board Game: Pandemic - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/30549/pandemic
Lyrics:
I believe in Schemin’
And shooting all the rest
Baby to be number one
You got to rob the guests
Punching and a stealin’
Picking up that case
Stay away from that one cop
Don’t end up on his space
Travel on this railway
Going through the darkest tunnel
What did you all play?
Song: Bop to the Top from High School Musical
Board Game: Colt Express - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/158899/colt-express
Lyrics:
They came, they wrecked, and ran unchecked
They built every single night
They spread through lands - mountains and sands
And caused ever growing blight
Spread of Rampant Green, Bringer of the Dreams
We must try to save you
River in Sunlight, let’s combine our might
We must try to save you
Song: Wrecking Ball by Miley Cyrus
Board Game: Spirit Island - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/162886/spirit-island
Lyrics:
And soon you’ll see that I’m the one who understands you
I can intercept, it’s too bad you’ll see
The code’s 4-2-3
Wait, this clue could go with this or that one
Now I’m not so sure, I don’t know maybe
The code’s 2-4-3
Could be 2-1-3
Song: You Belong With Me by Taylor Swift
Board Game: Decrypto - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/225694/decrypto
Lyrics:
II want your red bean, I want you to grant
I'll take your wax bean so you won't have to plant
I want your beans
Beans, beans, beans, I want your beans
I want your cocoa; I’ll ask till you yield
I want your garden bean right here in my field
I want your beans
Beans, beans, beans, I want your beans
Song: Bad Romance by Lady Gaga
Board Game: Bohnanza - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/11/bohnanza
Lyrics:
I close my eyes and I can't see
Even past the nearest tree
Makes me quite afraid
Somewhere out in the dark
One of us must find the car
And we’ll call for aid
We can see, we can see this guy is crazy
We can see, we can see he hunts for play
We don’t care, we don’t care this guy is crazy
We’re just trying to live another day
Song: A Million Dreams from The Greatest Showman
Board Game: Nyctophobia - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/249505/nyctophobia
Lyrics:
Each time that you find me I die a little
This combat's bad news for me
Hunters following where I have gone
Hidden locations they seek
But I've spent all these nights in maturing these
Can I win before my defeat? Oh
Somebody ooh somebody
Can anybody find me?
Song: Somebody to Love by Queen
Board Game: Fury of Dracula - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/181279/fury-dracula-thirdfourth-edition
Lyrics:
Start of the game, waking up on my island
Helping this guy, help him leave this place
Gotta help him fight, gotta survive the game
Optimize the deck though he keeps aging
Hazards on and on, then for the conclusion
Gotta defeat both the pirates
Gotta do this first, I draw two cards
Easy with a weak skill
Hard but with a great skill
Gotta make my mind up
Which card do I choose?
Song: Friday by Rebecca Black
Board Game: Friday - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/43570/friday
Lyrics:
I drew a chit from the bag
This potion might make you gag
Another white’d be a drag
Should I go on or stay?
I’m chaining draws with the blue
I’ve got more black chits than you
A ruby’s showin’ up too
Should I go on or stay?
Song: Call Me Maybe by Carly Rae Jepsen
Board Game: The Quacks of Quedlinburg - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/244521/quacks-quedlinburg
Lyrics:
You point at me
But are they bullets or a fake?
I’m not quite sure; can’t read your eyes.
We test the room, we all know all the loot’s at stake
I won’t back down, I want that prize
I’ll go all out, won’t chicken out
Fire away, fire away
What’d you pick? Hope it’s a “Click!”
Fire away, fire away
Song: Titanium by David Guetta ft. Sia
Board Game: Ca$h 'n Guns - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/155362/cah-n-guns-second-edition
Lyrics:
I think we’re trapped here
We cannot wait out
We need to find the gems
And then the gate out
Hurry and roll your dice
Don’t get them locked up
We need to be a team
Or we’ll be blocked up
This could be
Our death, we’ll see
Song: Time is Running Out by Muse
Board Game: Escape: The Curse of the Temple - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/113294/escape-curse-temple
Lyrics:
I'll keep it hidden my secret identity
Fool 'em, make 'em think I'm good but I'm no Deputy
Saving up my bullets as I close in on his right
And pull out my Volcanic cause I've got him in my sights
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh
I'll get him shot, now I’ve got a lot
Oh, oh, oh, oh, oh, oh-oh-e-oh-oh-oh,
I'll get him shot, now I've got a lot
Song: Poker Face by Lady Gaga
Board Game: BANG! - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/3955/bang
Lyrics:
In sleep it came to me
This vision card
The ghost can speak to me
Only through art
So will we figure out
Who did this crime
Let's find the killer, place, and weapon soon
If we have time
Song: The Phantom of the Opera from The Phantom of the Opera
Board Game: Mysterium - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/181304/mysterium
Lyrics:
Gave you all I had and you stabbed me in the back
You stabbed me in the back, you did
To let me use your fleet is all I ever asked
Cause what you don’t understand is
I’d always give aid to ya
Give the orders to raid with ya
I'd never think of betrayin' ya
You know I'd support Romania
Oh oh
I would help defend Ukraine
On the other front move to Spain
Yes I would win with you baby
But you won't do the same
Song: Grenade by Bruno Mars
Board Game: Diplomacy - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/483/diplomacy
Lyrics:
Now and then I think of all the times you screwed me over
Drafting just the color that I wanted to take on my turn
Now every time you take a play
Leaving me in absolute dismay
And now I cannot fill that row
And you leave me forced to take those last few ti-les with no place to go
Song: Somebody That I Used to Know by Gotye
Board Game: Azul - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/230802/azul
Full video here: youtu.be/SjXdqRLB0IU
Backing Track: youtu.be/oPoAs8rbfUc
Lyrics:
Let’s have some fun, that’s what they said
You’re gonna win some cash if you get ahead
Let’s have some fun, that’s what they said
You’re gonna win some cash if you get ahead
I need some money
So far in debt that it’s not funny, hey
I played a game, got a slappin’
Won some cash fast, and now he’s askin’
Do you want to play, want to play
A Squid Game, a Squid Game
Living or dying
All of us here are so ill-fated
Just keep playing by the rules or be eliminated
Let’s have some fun, that’s what they said
You’re gonna win some cash if you get ahead
Don’t break the rules, you’ll end up dead
You’re gonna make it rich if you get ahead
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Are you in the game?
Join the Squid Game
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Can you win the game?
Join the Squid Game
I’ve got ambition
So I have got a proposition, yeah
If we join forces together
Our odds of winning are better
Cause now I can’t turn back, can’t turn back
A Squid Game, a Squid Game
Living or dying
All of us here are so ill-fated
Just keep playing by the rules or be eliminated
Let’s have some fun, that’s what they said
You’re gonna win some cash if you get ahead
Don’t break the rules, you’ll end up dead
You’re gonna make it rich if you get ahead
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Are you in the game?
Join the Squid Game
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Can you win the game?
Join the Squid Game
I can see you staring there from across the room
With a smile on your mouth, I know greed will consume
You say that you trust, I cannot say the same
It can change, just like that, as we start a new game
A new game, a new game, a new game
A Squid Game
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Are you in the game?
Join the Squid Game
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Can you win the game?
Join the Squid Game
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Are you in the game?
Let’s have some fun, that’s what they said (Join the Squid Game)
You’re gonna win some cash if you get ahead
Let’s play a Squid Game, play a Squid Game
Do you want money, there’s no shame
Can you win the game?
Don’t break the rules, you’ll end up dead (Join the Squid Game)
You’re gonna make it rich if you get ahead
Join the Squid Game
Lyrics:
When I am retired
Once I get my quest
And then I’ll be retired
I’ll be a legend and the.. The best!
And I’ll no longer adventure
Cause my goal will be completed
You can open a brand new box!
So don’t ever feel defeated, you’re
Continuing with a brand new character
With extra perks you can decide
But I won’t be goin’
Retired am I
Song: The Wizard and I from Wicked
Board Game: Gloomhaven - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/174430/gloomhaven
Lyrics:
So we’re starting now together
Every player here gets a frame
You can see it when it’s over
It won’t come out the same
Make some pictures and some letters
Won’t know from where they came
Cause we got a lot of players
And we love this game
Cause it changes each person
Can’t tell what they just drew
It’ll just get worse and
Hilarious for you
Make some pictures and some letters
Won’t know from where they came
But I’ve got a blank page baby,
So let’s start this game
Song: Blank Space by Taylor Swift
Board Game: Telestrations - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/46213/telestrations
Lyrics:
You’ve got an enemy
It’s not just the zombies
Yes it’s cold with the snow outside
And there’s no one to trust
So you can’t confide
You just remember to protect your hide
Cause you’ve got an enemy
Yeah, you’ve got an enemy
Song: You've Got a Friend in Me from Toy Story
Board Game: Dead of Winter - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/150376/dead-winter-crossroads-game
Lyrics:
Have you ever gathered items as the Vagabond
Or filled the slots of your Eyrie decree
Can you sympathize with the Woodland Alliance
Can you harvest all the woods of the Marquise
Song: Colors of the Wind from Pocahontas
Board Game: Root - boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/237182/root
Lyrics & editing by:
Ambie Valdés (@ambierona)
Special guest voices & video:
Paula Deming (@ThingsGetDicey) youtube.com/paulademing
Crystal (@CrystalDax) youtube.com/boardgameblitz
Suzanne (@425suzanne)
Monique M. (@beforeyouplay_) youtube.com/beforeyouplay
Mandi H (@boardgamerpinup) youtube.com/ToDieForGames
Eric Summerer(@EricSummerer)
Thanks to Kiki (@KikiAimerito) for music video Zoom call idea and Paula for her part lyrics
Backing Track: youtube.com/watch?v=ToAeHdxYrhM
Lyrics (most of them, full ones too long for description):
Clash! Jump! Back! Opened! Upgraded! Patients!
[Eric]
And now, these six gaming gals of Board Game Media
In their rendition of ‘The Board Game Tango’
They had it coming, they had it coming
It’s gonna happen in this game
If you’d have been there, if you’d have played it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Paula]
You know how games can have these multiple victory conditions that get you down? Like... Inis. Inis is all about area control, sometimes requiring combat--no, not combat. CLASH!
So I've got a pretender token and I'm looking for a little sympathy to help me seal a Leadership win and there's my friend. Wanting to get a Religion win by moving into areas with sanctuaries, threatening me with combat--no, not combat. CLASH!
So I said to him, I said "Hey, you clash with me one more time.." And he did. So I pivoted to a Land control win and I moved two armies
Into his territory!
He had it coming, he had it coming
It’s gonna happen in this game
If you’d have been there, if you’d have played it
I betcha you would have done the same!
[Crystal]
I signed on to the Galactica about two years ago and I thought I was human so I started helping right away. I even became the admiral.
I’d contribute to skill checks, make some jumps. Sure, we were low on population, low on morale, but we only had a few jumps left.
And then I found out, a Cylon here? A Cylon attack! Not only was there a Cylon now, oh no! That Cylon was me! One of those sleepers, you know?
So one round, when they least expected it, I started my turn as usual
You know, some ships just can’t handle a Super Crisis!
They had it coming, they had it coming
They didn’t notice all the signs
They kept believin’; I kept deceivin’
And so the victory was all mine!
[Suz]
Now I’m placing my workers, I’m deciding which buildings I want to use, and then here comes another player putting all of his workers way out in front on all of the new buildings.
“I’m gonna use this building!” he said. I don’t think so. And he kept on saying, “I’m gonna use this building!”
That’s when I moved the provost back.
I moved the provost back 3 times.
If you’d have been there, if you’d have played it
I betcha you would have done the same
[Monique]
I was playing it safe in Sheriff of Nottingham, making a profit little by little. But I thought maybe I should try for more. I had great contraband! If I could get this merchandise through I’d score big. So I loaded up my bag, put on my best poker face, and said, “I have 5 chickens”
But, did it go through?
No, he opened it!
[Ambie]
My husband, Toby, and I like these train games. And our friend likes to play them with us. Now, over the years we’ve played a bunch of them - ‘30, ‘49, ‘80, ‘28, ‘89, one right after the other! Well, this one time we were playing, the three of us, pushing the pace and rushing those trains. And one of my corps wasn’t looking too good, so I withheld dividends.
I checked my train, just had a 4...
There it was, I was able to upgrade it to…. the first diesel!
Well after that it was all a haze but I guess our friend had to buy a diesel out of pocket. It wasn’t until later, when I was tallying up my final score, I even knew he was bankrupt!
He had it coming, he had it coming
He had it coming long ago
I (she) didn’t mean it, but if I’d meant it
Well then you’d say that I was a pro
[Mandi]
I love Alban Viard. His designs always hurt my brain. So I was playing Clinic with my friend. But it was tough, we were always going for the same things. We’d choose actions every round and fight over everything: doctors, nurses, specialists, and modules. I guess in the end you can say it came down to turn order. He saw the patients as his
And I saw them as mine!
And then I won, won, won, won, won!
And then I won, won, won, won, won!
They had it coming, they had it coming
They had it coming long ago
Oh how we played ‘em, how we betrayed ‘em
Well you could say that we all are pros
They had it coming, they had it coming
It’s gonna happen in this game
If you’d have been there, if you’d have played it
I betcha you would have done the same!
You clash with me one more time
Cylon attack
Three times
If I could get this merchandise through!
Upgraded to the first diesel!
Turn order
Clash! Jump! Back! Opened! Upgraded! Patients!
Backing Track: youtu.be/IhkV2P-yGOg
Guest voice recording: Eric Summerer
Lyrics:
We’re starting game night
And some more people walking through the door
It’s nearing twilight
But we’re still waiting on our player four
We wanna play
But they could come and show up any moment
So let’s delay
And have some fun while we wait for our guest
Let me suggest
Take out a filler
Filler time
Cause no one wants to wait so
Let’s go grab something we like
You know it’s filler
Filler time
You’re needing something light
Get that familiar filler tonight
You hear the door slam
But it was just the pizza coming in
So deal a new hand
And wonder when the party will begin
Cause they’ll be late
They always put us in this situation
We have to wait
And we all know the player who’s to blame
Another game
Take out a filler
Filler time
This ain’t no meaty game
But it’s a pretty fun design, yeah
Filler
Filler time
You’re needing something light
Get that familiar filler tonight
It’s time to stall
But still make sure we all get to join and play
There’s no way knowing how long we are going this time
(Don’t know what’s right)
That’s why we need something light
They will amuse you
And keep you hanging out until the end
So we don’t lose you
As you get tired of waiting for our friend
Now please don’t go
Let’s pick another game to play together
And we can show
We don’t need one long game to have some fun
Let’s get that one
Take out a filler
Filler time
Cause we can play it quick
Or we can keep on playing all night
Filler
Filler time
You want it to delight
Pick that familiar filler
Killer filler here tonight
Take out a filler
Filler time
Yeah we can play it quick
Or we can keep on playing all night
Filler
Filler time
You want it to delight
Pick that familiar filler
Let’s play a filler tonight
Darkness falls across the land
The midnight hour is close at hand
Still no sign of our good friend
We gotta wait until the end
Our careful plans will all fall through
Tonight we’re not sure what to do
There’s no time now to play this game
But we don’t want to leave in shame
Let’s play a filler tonight
We search around the loaded shelves
And think of something for ourselves
What game could occupy our night
Perhaps a simple roll and write
Or maybe play a press your luck
Or auction with a bidder
For now our whole group can enjoy
The pleasure of the filler
Day 24: Wavelength
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/262543/wavelength
Lyrics:
I’m thinking of the right concept
To make our team get a success
You will think awhile
Then move the dial
To point right to where you guess
I’m thinking of the right concept
Something halfway from dark to light
May our wavelengths sync up tonight
And may all your estimates be right
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I decided to make a board game song parody advent calendar! Each day, I'll be "opening" a box with a short song.
Day 23: Tragedy Looper
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/148319/tragedy-looper
Lyrics:
It’s beginning to look a lot like last time
Everything we do
Yes, this incident happened then, I fear it will come again
And when we die we must all try anew
It’s beginning to look a lot like last time
So it’s time to act
We can stop all the intrigue here, so it soon will all be clear
And we’ll learn the facts
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Day 22: Codenames
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/178900/codenames
Lyrics:
Said the spymaster to the little spies
Do you think what I think
Listen to my clue, little spies
Do you think what I think
One word, one word, linking up these four
You can even point to one more
You can even point to one more
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Day 21: FUSE
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/171273/fuse
Lyrics:
I don’t want a lot this game night
There is just one thing I need
I don’t care about competing
Want a game that has some speed
I just want to roll some dice
Stressful gaming is so nice
Hope we don’t all lose
All I want this game night is FUSE
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Day 20: Antiquity
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/13122/antiquity
Lyrics:
City building, busy building
Everything in this place
All around there’s the spread of pollution
Get some wood and other goods and
Check if we have the space
For this building we want to be here
Killer smells, killer smells
Pollution spreads from the city
Fling and fling
Everything
Now the pollution will stay
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Day 19: Witness
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/164265/witness
Lyrics:
Here’s a clue, are you listenin’
Now to you, I’m a whisperin’
Remember this fact
You’ll need to extract
Answers to the questions at the end
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Day 18: Bunny Bunny Moose Moose
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/59149/bunny-bunny-moose-moose
Lyrics:
Here’s a bunny bunny moose moose
But you have to choose just one
Make your pick but make it quick
Before the hunter’s done
Here’s a bunny bunny moose moose
At the end you must all freeze
You’ll depict what you just picked
And hope you’re matching these
Day 17: Monza
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/4209/monza
Lyrics:
Here come the race cars here come the race cars right down the race car track
Purple and yellow but now I’m stuck I can’t move my car back
Dice are rollin’, colors showin’ are the ones we can pick
So pick the order and move your marker so your race car’s drivin’ quick
Day 16: Dungeon Petz
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/97207/dungeon-petz
Lyrics:
Away in their cages
No imps here to play
Lil’ Wormie and Fluffy
Are pooping all day
And at the exhibit
They’ll win some awards
Then Wormie and Fluffy
Get sold to the lords
Day 15: The Resistance: Avalon
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/128882/resistance-avalon
Lyrics:
Last mission, I gave you my trust
But the very next play, you failed away
This task, to make sure we pass
I’m gonna be extra careful
Day 14: Kitchen Rush
boardgamegeek.com/boardgame/223953/kitchen-rush
Lyrics:
Rush through the kitchen
for some food to fill your plate
Get some corn and bread and a carrot too
Hurry up or you’ll be late
Rush through the kitchen
To get all your meals in
Yes we’ve got some stars but there’s still so far till we get enough to win
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