Chinese Poetry 1- Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den Daemon18553 2012-01-15 | This is a real Chinese poem from Yuen Ren Chao.Transcript (traditional Chinese):《施氏食獅史》石室詩士施氏，嗜獅，誓食十獅。氏時時適市視獅。十時，適十獅適市。是時，適施氏適市。氏視是十獅，恃矢勢，使是十獅逝世。氏拾是十獅屍，適石室。石室濕，氏使侍拭石室。石室拭，氏始試食是十獅。食時，始識是十獅屍，實十石獅屍。試釋是事。Phonetically spelled:« Shī Shì shí shī shǐ »Shíshì shīshì Shī Shì, shì shī, shì shí shí shī.Shì shíshí shì shì shì shī.Shí shí, shì shí shī shì shì.Shì shí, shì Shī Shì shì shì.Shì shì shì shí shī, shì shǐ shì, shǐ shì shí shī shìshì.Shì shí shì shí shī shī, shì shíshì.Shíshì shī, Shì shǐ shì shì shíshì.Shíshì shì, Shì shǐ shì shí shì shí shī.Shí shí, shǐ shí shì shí shī, shí shí shí shī shī.Shì shì shì shì.Translation:« Lion-Eating Poet in the Stone Den »In a stone den was a poet called Shi, who was a lion addict, and had resolved to eat ten lions.He often went to the market to look for lions.At ten o'clock, ten lions had just arrived at the market.At that time, Shi had just arrived at the market.He saw those ten lions, and using his trusty arrows, caused the ten lions to die.He brought the corpses of the ten lions to the stone den.The stone den was damp. He asked his servants to wipe it.After the stone den was wiped, he tried to eat those ten lions.When he ate, he realized that these ten lions were in fact ten stone lion corpses.Try to explain this matter.
the shockign true histroy of blockland- the haloween speccial (as funded by Planned Parenthood*) Daemon18553 2012-11-01 | *not really.DISCLAIMERS: this isn't funded by Planned Parenthood, no harm is intended to anyone mentioned in this video.Video clip is from the movie Mean Girls, audio is Doop by Doop.
the shockign true histroy of blockland 7- v21: shaderpocalypse and the retrun of kompresser Daemon18553 2012-08-21 | It's finally here! If one of my fans could put a topic about this on the forums, that'd be greatly appreciated.DISCLAIMER: This is purely a work of satire and is meant with no ill intent, without the goal of slandering or defaming of Badspot/Eric Hartman or Step One. Any resemblance to the real lives of Badspot or any other Blockland users/creators/Step One employees mentioned in this video and previous videos in this series is purely coincidental. I am simply venting my frustration with certain recent events and I am not attempting to comment on the personal lives of Badspot and co. All portrayals within this series of videos are completely and utterly contrary to the truth. Only a fool should take these stories to be the accurate 'shocking history of Blockland'.OTHER DISCLAIMER: No, I was not banned from the BL forums for 'exposing the truth', as this is obviously *not* the truth. I simply said that in this video for shits and giggles. My real ban reason was totally unrelated to this series of videos.***Support Eric Hartman and his compadres by buying Blockland at http://blockland.usThe transcript of this video's audio could not be provided in the description, as usual, as it exceeded YouTube's character count limit.
the shockign true histroy of blockland 6- legos suprise atack and the motersykal batle Daemon18553 2012-01-02 | wow fagrets its finaly here enjoy it theirs a lot of jon freeman referncestranscirpt:erick hartmen who was blockalnds creater was one day in an office typing on a computer. he got and emale from his slaves that said aliens and lego peple were attaking his place.he rode the assela trane back to refdord wasnigtton and wen he got to his hous he saw teh lego ceo ridign around in a big meck that was detsorying everyting. nooo said bapsdot my computrer with blockalad!so then rotantoe who was heis salve broght him a motersykal and he got on the motersykal and did a backfilp on the motersykal and then droved over to teh lego ceos meck in teh motersykal and then took out his guns on the motersykal and shot the lego ceo in the faec wile he was on his motersykal.so then he throu some gassolene on the leog ceos body wile on his motersykal and thne he lit a mach on his motersykal and thru teh mach on the body from his motersykal and wachted the body burn form his motersykal and then did a backfilp on his motersykal and thne droved back to his hous on the motersykal.then rontato and octry and mochize who where his slabes said weve got to stop teh fagretty lego copmany soldhers who are coming on a plain! so then badpsot got back on his motersykal and did a backfilip on his motersykal.then he put onn his aviatter sungalses and presed a butten on his motersykal and then a big ramp caem from the grownbd and he did a ramp jump on his motersykal and flu liek 30 tousand feets up in teh air on his motersykal and saw the plaen from his motersykal.then bassports slabes got togetter his 3000000000 person army that was all of his cihldren liek pecon7 and gojjira and sahdowsfear and mrccaky and pald101 and legodued77 and xxxkill and comrad and paten360 and hrvatksijezik and stick man and nazoa and subrubs and herpradep and skyfrost and cancle and preprared them for batle.menwile bacspot was on his motersykal and was flyign throuh the skys on his motersykal and then flewed like real fastly toword the lego plane on his motersykal and then taked out his litesabers from his motersykal and streched out his arms and litesabred off the plaen wings from his motersykal.then the planes fuzaladge was pulmmeting to teh growund were baspotos armys were mobolising the legos solders died but so did 99 persent of the baadspots army exept for some fagret named skyforst.so now basspot landed his motersykal and tunred off his motersykal and got of off his motersykal and put his motersykal in the motersykal garradge and was real depresed becuz he had no armys now and no more blockalnd becuz the meck killed his computrers.even tho the lego ceo and teh lego solders were died the lego univrese game stil exissted and put baspot out of business becuz it was moar poppular than blockalnd ever was.so basspot got posttraumatic stress disorder and insomnia and manic depressive disorder and autism and hoarding disorder and obsessive compulsive disorder and he neded somone to love so he took the only survivor skiefrost and made him his bdsm rape salve.wil our hero badpot rise from the ashes?!?!?!?!!?!?!?!??!?!tunne in next tiem to find out!!!!!!!!!!!!
the shockign true histroy of blockland 5- badstops army and also lizzey dies Daemon18553 2011-12-31 | hey lizzie you die in this onetranscirpt:welcom to part five of teh hsitory of blcoklandlisten! go wach the first for parts and like them or else i wil track u don and merder u!so wanyway after badspott got his salves to make blockalnd a sucess again the lego comapny was jealous and like i said the lego ceo sharted out there own bvuilding game caled lego universe. when thies happened badpsot got so pissed that he dug up elphalititlies body and he choped of his balls and took the dna.badsprot injekted the dna ento his testcles and then raped his sister whos name was lizzie racsal and 3.5 minotes later lizzay hjad the babby and named it elephantitties2 and the babby was a cloen of the orignal elphailtties.elpantaloonties2 grue up like a nromal kid with his borthers stocking and lord tony.ten yars later lizzies childrens were all graown up but then basdpot was a quadtratrillmillionaire by this pnoint and lizzie racial had like a 1 dolar per year incom and she was a cockaine adickt so most of her mony went into drugs. then lizzie racisal ran away to live with dabspot becuz her kids said we hate you an threw all her crak away.badpsot taked in the children and sudenley the day he was planign for for yeaaars was theyre! he trained stcocking and lord turdy and elinfluenzaties2 to influtrate the leggos hq and destory lego universe which was gay and stupider than cockland but was making allot of money.so he sent his tream of super spyz over to europ to bomb the leog hq but on the flyte over the altantic they got in a big fight and detonated the bomb and then everyone onside the plane died becuz they expolded the bombs on accidentely.then bsadspot got real drunk becuz he was so angry and he stoped fedeing lizzey and gving her kokaine she died from stravation and then badsptot was drunk for 3 motnhs straight and spent the entire day just jakcing off and saved all of his jiz and tehn he donated it to the sperm bank.nine monhts later like 3000 diffrint lesbian couples had all of badspotts cihldren and there were new peopel like pablo and plad101 and pecon7 and blur and hrvatksi jezik then badspot one day boght them all as salves and razed them as souper warriers liike in the movie HANNA to take down the evil lego company.jaunrary 23 2133 ADbadspto sniffs the air and says to himselfits a good day to do what has to be done by me and help my plaeyers to defeat the enemy lego peoples!!!toon in for prat six later fagrets!
the shockign true histroy of blockland 4- teh deth of blockland Daemon18553 2011-12-31 | its finaly here fagrets! wach it and subscireb!transcirpt:ohai gaize this is the fourth prat of blocklad historyso the lego peopels were in dennamerk and they new taht badspot needed to be stopped so they calld up 9 1 1 an sad ohey guise we need teh goastbusters so the pollice said sure and 5 minuts latr the goastbasters showed up at the leggo hq and the lego ceo said to them go to teh us u fagrets and kill badsot so they went.atfer the 10 hours flite teh goastbosters (watercroe, daemon, carolcat an veggitrian zombeh) arrived in redford washnigton andby this tiem badpsott had alredy grown like 50 trillillion meters tall so the goastbusters said what r we gong to do!? so vegirtran zombieh jumped up real hihg and raped baspot in the ass and badpsote gets gonorea.so then menwhile the rest of the goastbisters reallize taht they left theyre proton paks in denamrek and so wagtercore said GO FOR HIS NADS and watercrorer, deamon and scarllotcat all jumpd up real high and hit basdpot in the balls and they dide from teh smel and kalfiter's zomby ate the dead bodys.badspot then cluchted his balls an fell over in pain and when he fel he wass so big he destoryied the entires state of washignton. vegrietian zombie was almsot curshed but manged to crawl out and wen he did he went over to baspotets faice amd he realized basspot was wareing a mask which he pulld back and it truned out that badspot was really some fagret named big brother.so with big brotehr defeated the real basdpot came out of hiding becuz he was hidin in bahamas and got his gps device removed so then he flew bcak to redfoerd washnigton but fond out that his house andhis computrers were all broken up from when big broehter died so he gots reall angrie and spent the entire day crying and then vegerettian zombey raped him and he got gonorreah.then badpsort said i cant give up its time to live up to my famly name and face full life consequnces so he got on a flite to itlaly and boght some moar slaves and theyre naems were mochezz and rotanto and kompreser and ocktree. so meanwhile vegretatan zombie raped basospots sitster up the vajayna and and 6 seconds later shee hads the baby and named him stocking. but there wass a twin baby to and the twin babby she named lord tony. badsotpots sister dosnt want badpsort to know about teh babbys tho so she lokcks them in the seller for 10 years.meanhwile baspasot gots back from itally and got his knew slavs to rebuild blockand and they made it a good gaem and it sold lots of moar units and in 5 years had like 30k plyaers on it and everone likes it allot so badsport just sits on his but forever wile the slaves work on blocklands.but the lego poeple were like OMG BASDSPOT IS BACK ITS TIME FOR REVENGES!!!so the lego ceo shartedand out caem lego universeto b contuaneied
the shockign true histroy of blockland 3- kalfittor the crackehead Daemon18553 2011-12-31 | u reddy fagrets?transcirpt:hey everone this is the tihrd part of blockland historyif you didnt wach teh previous parts then your a big fagretso atfer many years of develpmont and after 20 difffrent versons of blockland arick hirtman finally started makign some money of off blckland and he had enohg money to by himself a leire jett and some hookers and cokain. one day bodspatss slave ephildelphiaties was wrokigng on teh return to brockrand addon when he sudenley got utlra horney and raped baspotts sister up the vajeina.5 minuts leater baspos sister had teh baby and named him kalffiter and kalfailter grue up as teh nisest kid n his street and awlays got strat a's in scool and on his eighthtennth birghthday his dad ephailtitties put on his aviatter sunglases and then sad son wat r ur plans affter coledge and kalfarter looked up at hsi fatther and stangled efilililities to death and bited out his throte.then kelpfucker jumped threw teh the widnow and did a backfilp and landed and broek ento basdspotos cockaine stash and eatted al of it and then he desrotyed return to cockland and said my father was a FAGRET!!!!11111 but tehn he went and saaid omg this CRAK IS SOO FICKIGN GOOODDOODODO and then he sharted and out came his new cretionn blockland cloud.blcokland clojud was real fagrety and not allot of peple liked it to much so then 55 yeaars later when kalphfritter finaly caem off off his cokain high he jumped of off a cliff and died real pannfuly and nobody came to the funral.btut thehn on new years eve of 2010 badspot was blessed by the thudner god zeuss and becaem imorttal and godleik and said kalfapper shud not hav dide so he broinged kalsniper bakc as a zombeh and tehere was a new years pratty for everone.so it was liek 11 59 at nite and den some fagret wnet into kalFRAPSes server and his naem was rocksled26 and badspot was felling trolish so basdpsot made rocksled a god and then he made a rockslade that crushed kalfrankfurter's nightculb and al teh fagrets inside dide slowly as the sun roze on jaunrary 1 2011.the lego people were stil watching teh action from dainmarke and said we nede to stop that fagretty god badspot.so the lego ceo said who we gonna call?GOASTBUSTERS!2 b contanued
the shockign true histroy of blockland 2- effialties & retrun to blockland Daemon18553 2011-12-31 | if you havnt seen teh first part becuz ur a giganto fagret go watch it!!!http://youtu.be/VjF9zZEhHM8transcirpt:guise this is the next prat of bolcklands historyplese go wach the frist part of blockland history so this maeks sense thank you lots!so after a cuople years badspot (aka erick hartmen) had made thousands of dollers from blockland but his proejct was getting to big to work on it himslef so he called leggo ceo and askd hey fagret where can i by slaves and they said go to italy so baspot went to itlay to puchase a slav and teh slave he chose was liek some 4 yers old from greese named ephailties. badspot gave the slave seller the moneys for efialties but litle did baspott know that the lego ceo had put a gps device inside him bakc when he was a salve. lego ceo remembred about the gps dvice and sent out a teame of spys to ittaly to track down baspoott and make him a slave again so as badsppot was leavign the slave market out of nowhere suddenly ninjas hunderds of them caem and attacks bas[pt and his slave elfaties.badspot was lcucky though becuz he was carryng the nife and perppersprays that he keeps on him for protekshuns from the lego company becuz he never forgt being slave and didnt want to be leog slave again. he began to slash and sptay the legoninjas and then he said ephailties help me please.elefelties put on hsi aviatter sunglases and said today we wont die baspot and puled out a ak47 and shott everyone up real bad but he didnt realize is that one of the ninajs was carryng an expolsive device and he on accident shot his bullet into the ninajas pocket.the bomb went off and badspt and ephifillies were badly hurts so they go into hospitall for a while a hole year long. after they got wel agan baspot went back to the us and took his new slave with him.he sad maek my game better u fagret slavee and he said ok master and came up with all thse good ideas liek an intregrated addons manger and an IRC chat cleint but badspot said no no no no nNOOOO FCUK U GEY FAGRET SLAVE YOU HAVE teribel IDEASSSSSS and smacked eflates on the face real bad.so ephialties had a lot of anger bluilt up against badspott and then he rebeled and left an put on his aviatter sunglases and sniped badspot in teh foot from a thirty thousan foot flying jet then elephantgenitalherpes hid in japan to ecscape his master.then he made his own gaem called bricklandia or some fagretty shit like that it was alot liek blockland but kinda bettter and it made allot of more money than blockland so erik hartmons gets real angry agan and went to japan and captrued ephailsties again and made him make a new thing called return to bockland as a blockland addon so that it had all the fetures of bricklandia and was gooder than bricklandia and made more mnoeys again.lots of people donloaded retrun to blockland and it is stil one of the most famos addons for the blokland game but basspot doesntt use it at all becuz he tihnks its fagretty.meanwile lego ceo and the lego people wre watching erick hartmenn and were pllotting there next move...TO BE CONTINUNED!!
the shockign true histroy of blockland 1- robolx, legos & erik heartmin Daemon18553 2011-12-31 | its all true fagrets. u can trsut me on dis becauz i wet to coledge and i have a doctors degrie in blokland histroy so im the best wit it.transcirpt:ok guise i figrued it outfrist notch made minecraft and everone liked it allot so then lego co said no thats to much like legos so thehy got this guy namd eric heartmin to make a game called legoland to compete but then he made to much mnoey so lego was liek thats to much like lego to and make eric pay big part of money to them and then maed him be there slave to repay his dets to them.meanwile lego got theyre loyers to sue noch and maek him give moneus to lego becuz it was too much liek legos they sad but notch said no so he had to moev from denmakr (lego hq was their) to norwey so that leog coldnt sue him again. so teh lego ceo called eric hartmen again and said maek us anoter game salve so then he said here u go masters and gaev them a ripof of legoland game called roblox. robolx was kinda gay and stupider but still it maed more mneys so then legoland game made very litle. but then erik hearttmun was stil wating for his freedom so he thrtened to stop makign games for them unless they set him freee and let hmi make money off of legoland game again. so they said ok but you haev to rename legoland game to blockland because of copyrihght they made him sign a contrat after this. but erik was smrat so he asked noch for advise and notch said to him go to anoter country so they cannt make u werk 4 them anymroe so erik took his advise and moeved from denmarek to us so that he cold ecscape the contrat. lego ceo said FUKC FUCKYIYTY FUCKKK GET ME MOER SLAVS TO WORK ON ROBOLX so the lego people boght a slave dev team to work on robolx but then tohse slaves wonted freedom so thye said GTFO and lfet denamrk for brzil so they cold make robloxx and maek monys of off it.and that is the stroy of how bolckland and roblox came 2 beare u suprised by teh thruth!?
