Catgirls Are Canon - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-07-28 | Let's be completely honest, Warhammer 40k is grimdark...but there are some really silly things mixed in. Catgirls, Egyptian Terminators, Ork power of belief, Tau weebs... Inquistor Obiwan Sherlock Clousseau.This song is poking fun a the sillier canon aspects of the universe we all know and love."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on August 6th.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]In the grimdark future, where there's only war,There's a lot of weird stuff you can't ignore.The Land Raider rolls like an armored brute,But it’s named after Land — yeah, some guy in a suit!Orks paint red to go real fast,'Cause belief makes physics bend and blast!The Schola's bricks? They're student-grade,Detention meant you really stayed.[Pre-Chorus]You thought it was serious, all doom and gloom?Nah, it's got catgirls and terminators too![Chorus]Catgirls are canon, so sound the alarm,They’ve got ears, got tails, and considerable charm.The warp is a mess, the bolters all roar,But neko recruits keep signing up for war![Verse 2]The Adeptus Mechanicus prays to gears,And blesses toasters with holy cheers.Space Marines spit acid, snack on brains,And their armor still smells like the last 5 campaigns.The Warp’s a mess of psychic stew,Where daemons party and eat your crew.And the Tau? They’ve got anime eyes,Diplomacy and mecha suits that fly![Chorus 2]Catgirls in armor, claws and grace,Leading the charge with a whiskered face.Chainswords purr, the helmets gleam,It’s tactical fluff in a battlefield dream.The Emperor blinks, the Inquisitors sigh—But the neko crusade will never die![Final Verse]The stars are quiet, the void is wide,Where heroes fall and fools have died.Faith and fire still light the way,Through endless war and disarray.The tales are twisted, bold, and vast—Half are truth, the rest won’t last.So don your ears, embrace the fray—Even catgirls fight this day.[Final Chorus]Catgirls in armor, claws and grace,Leading the charge with a whiskered face.Chainswords purr, the helmets gleam,It’s tactical fluff in a battlefield dream.The Emperor blinks, the Inquisitors sigh—But the neko crusade will never die!
Faith Burns Hotter - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-09-28 | One poor guardsman has been plagued with various girls of the chaos persuasion seeking his affections. Did he fall into a vat of pheromones or is he trying to give Slaanesh a run for their money? One Sister of Battle has determined she will not allow him to fall to Chaos and is determined to bring him back to the light...her light or the Emperor's who knows?"Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on October 10th.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics]Everywhere we're stationed It's all the sameYou walk in the door and the crowd knows your nameGirls with sly eyes drift close like a tideSmiles too perfect Their halos' a lieThey lean in with whispers A poisonous tuneTheir secrets slip soft like a warp-lit moonNot for your stories Not for your charmThey’re baiting your soulThey mean you harmCome stand with me inside the fireLet the Emperor feed our desireForget their charms Forget their playI’ll show you the light Don’t drift awayThe stars can’t tempt when faith’s this strongWith me is where your heart belongsShe broke your heart with a velvet grinPerfumed air and sugared sinYou wandered close But you always knewHer pleasure games would poison youSo don’t you wear that guilt tonightYour “cheating” was a soldier’s rightA purge of lust before the flameAnd I’ll love you without the shameCome stand with me inside the fireLet the Emperor feed our desireForget their charms Forget their playI’ll show you the light Don’t drift awayThe stars can’t tempt when faith’s this strongWith me is where your heart belongsShe was yours before the changeBefore her eyes grew dark and strangeShe whispered “truth” She promised “new”But the only change you need is whoSo leave her schemes and painted liesTrade shifting fates for steadfast tiesThe path that bends will break apartI’m the constant for your troubled heartCome stand with me inside the fireLet the Emperor feed our desireForget their charms Forget their playI’ll show you the lightDon’t drift awayThe stars can’t tempt when faith’s this strongWith me is where your heart belongsShe hummed of peace of quiet decayPromised your pain would rot awaySlow and soft let the garden growBut that’s a grave you’ll never knowYou want real life I’ll give you heatAction enough to skip a beatNot spores Not mossNot sleeping treesI’ll keep you breathless on your kneesCome stand with me inside the fireLet the Emperor feed our desireForget their charms Forget their playI’ll show you the lightDon’t drift awayThe stars can’t tempt when faith’s this strongWith me is where your heart belongs.The blood raged girl with eyes of redScreamed your name and swore you deadHer axe dripped love in crimson streamsBut death can’t touch a Sister’s dreamsI’ll guard your soul I’ll hold the lineNo war-drum heart will conquer mineHer rage collapses All noise no biteMy faith burns steadyA constant lightCome stand with me inside the fireLet the Emperor feed our desireForget their charms Forget their playI’ll show you the lightDon’t drift awayThe stars can’t tempt when faith’s this strongWith me is where your heart belongsSo take my hand Let the heretics burnYour heart’s the prize I’ve always yearnedThe Emperor’s lightMy love Our songWith me is where your heart belongs
The Great Goods a Joke - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-08-30 | The T'au bear witness to great threats to the galaxy, like the encroaching Tyranid hive fleets and the rise of Chaos. It would be in the interest of the Greater Good if they could unite with all their neighbors to stand against these threats.But their neighbors don't seem willing to join up. They do not use logic or reason. They keep yelling, "XENOS SCUM!" and "FOR THE EMPEROR!" before stepped on by a Riptide. Maybe they just don't understand the Greater Good?"Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on August 20th.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics]We found a planet Quiet and kindHumans with curious open mindsWe shook their hands We thought all rightAt last some neighbors who just might uniteBut the sirens wail The church bells rangThey pulled out guns and the preachers sangWe waved our flagsThey would not abideThey called an orbital strike on our BroadsideOh noThey shout and fightWe brought hopeThey brought the nightThe Greater GoodWe raised our signThey raised their guns and drew the lineFire Warriors shotThe line stood tallOgryns charged But we dropped them allGun Drones buzzed with steady aimAnd Servitors fell in twisted shameCrisis Suits soaredThe rockets flashedRepentia fell in a pile of ashFor a moment we cheered We thought We’ve wonThen the Guard rolled in with a million gunsOh no They scream and raveWe win one fight Then dig a graveThe Greater Good It falls apartAgainst an empire with no heartThe Kroot were ambushed by cat eared girlsWith finger blades They slashed and twirled.Vespid swarmed and cleared the skiesTill Commissars shot And their own men died.Hammerhead railguns roared with mightA Land Raider burned in the dead of nightWe shouted proud, The path is clearWe will hold the ground right hereOh noThey fight and burnWe gain some ground, Then it’s their turnThe Greater GoodWe held the lineBut how long can we bide our timeAt last the zealots broke awayWe stood in silence at the break of dayThe fields were ash the skies were redBut at least the humans were all deadWe raised our bannerspatched our gearAnd thoughtAt last the stars look clearNo priests No fireNo holy warMaybe we’ll find someone sane once moreThen came the robotsCalm and coldMarching in silence Stern and bold.No zealot chantsno battle roarMaybe they are a reasonable sortWe spoke of peaceWe made our pleaThey answered flatSubmit to meNo peace hereThey want to expand.We ran like hell from the tomb world’s landOh no The galaxy’s madEvery neighbor we’ve met’s been badThe Greater Good A broken jokeEvery promise goes up in smoke
Skulls for Your Throne - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-08-09 | The final installment of the girls/girlfriends of chaos. We have seen a breakup, rekindling lost love, and seduction, but our Khorne cultist is different. She is obsessed and no one and nothing will stop her from getting what she wants. Even if it means treading the path of blood and skulls."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on August 20th.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics]You smiled at meMy heart stood stillA perfect light the dark can’t kill.But then she touched your armSo boldAnd something snapped inside my soul.I followed her I watched her fallA railing broke inside that hall.They say it was a fault in steelBut I know what I made her feel.Skulls for your throne,I’ve given oneA gift before our love’s begun.She’s gone She’s starch And none can seeThe sharpened truth inside of me.You looked so lost You said her name.But still your eyes are not the same.You turned to meMy hands were redWith petals from the rose I bled.He laughed with youHe dared to jokeSo now I must make him croak.A training “accident” they saidThey never found his missing head.Another girl brought you a drinkShe fell so fast She couldn't think.No scream escaped No struggle shownHer skull now warms my bed aloneSkulls for your throne I can’t resistEach rival fades into the mist.I swore to love I swore to serveAnd now I kill without reserve.You never ask You never knowHow red the seeds of passion grow.I smileI waitI planI burnThe more blood I spillThe more I yearn.My heart beats like a war drum nowI wear His mark upon my brow.Khorne knows the depth of what I feelA love that kills A love that’s real.I see you flinch You pull awayYou’ve noticed how the others stray.Each beating heart I tear apartIs just my way to win your heart.Skulls for your throne My sacred riteI bathe in red to hold you tight.The blood I spill The screams I hideAll just to keep you by my side.No greater gift No purer flameThan slaying all who speak your name.So let them beg and let them groan.I’ll crown you kingUpon His throne.
The Fall - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-08-09 | The Aeldari were once a great empire. Unfortunately, after the end of the Necron threat (post War in Heaven) they got bored. So they sought new forms of entertainment, each becoming more and more excessive and depraved. It continued to build, the warp became unstable as the heightened emotions of the Aeldari were channeled into it.Until reality broke...a new chaos god was born in an explosion of warp energy tearing a massive hole in the galaxy called the eye of terror.Now with Slaanesh constantly seeking Aeldari souls, they can only lament.This song is published on behalf and with the express permission of Kojak0 the writer of this song. Check out their Suno page below to hear their other songs.suno.com/@warge2Additional mastering performed by myself for publication along with the production of the video. "Voices from the Void" is a collaborative project between myself, my friends and others to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop more serious/solemn concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore in various musical styles.Downloadable for free on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms now.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]Whispers in the void,A song unsung.A people once proud,Their threads unspun.Golden spires that kissed the stars—Now shattered glass,Scattered far.[Pre-Chorus]Desire burned,It tore the sky.We danced too close,We couldn’t deny.[Chorus]We made a god of hunger and pain.A child of excess, a shadow, a stain.Slaanesh was born from our embrace,And we fell from grace.We fell from grace.[Verse 2]Laughter turned to screams—The echoes stayed.A thousand worlds,Now ruins, decayed.We carved our fate with gilded hands,Built our doom on shifting sands.[Pre-Chorus]The void grew cold,The stars grew dim.We fed the fire,That consumed within.[Final Chorus]We made a god of hunger and pain.A child of excess, a shadow, a stain.Slaanesh was born from our embrace,And we fell from grace.We fell from grace.
Echoes of the Thunder Warriors - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-08-02 | The Legiones Cataegies, more commonly known as the Thunder Warriors, were instrumental in the unification of humanity across the galaxy under the Emperor's rule and were the progenitors to the Adeptus Astartes. However, even with their great accomplishments, they were all struck down by the Emperor due to the inherent flaws in their genes caused by their creation. Their tale is one of sacrifice, that the loss of a few will benefit the many. This sacrifice is repeated through the ages in the 40K universe.This song is a tribute to those who laid the groundwork for the future Imperium of Man.This song is published on behalf and with the express permission of Kojak0 the writer of this song. Check out their Suno page below to hear their other songs.suno.com/@warge2Additional mastering performed by myself for publication along with the production of the video. "Voices from the Void" is a collaborative project between myself, my friends and others to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop more serious/solemn concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore in various musical styles.Downloadable for free on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on August 12th.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics]Born in the forge where the heavens collideMen of steelGods deniedThunder crackedAnd the earth gave wayTheir footsteps shook the light of dayEchoes of the thunder roarShadows of a time beforeForgotten namesTheir blood still stainsThe ground they foughtThe ground remainsThey were the stormThey were the flameBuilt to conquerBorn in painBut the starsThey burned so coldThe warriors' fateA tale untoldBrother against brotherBlade in handThe Emperor's wordA shifting sandEchoes of the thunder roarShadows of a time beforeForgotten namesTheir blood still stainsThe ground they foughtThe ground remainsThey were the stormThey were the flameBuilt to conquerBorn in painBut the starsThey burned so coldThe warriors' fateA tale untoldBrother against brotherBlade in handThe Emperor's wordA shifting sandEchoes of the thunder roarShadows of a time beforeForgotten namesTheir blood still stainsThe ground they foughtThe ground remains When the silence fellWho mourned their lossHeroes turned to dust beneath the mossThe thunder fadesBut still it callsA dirge of giants in marble hallsThe marble hallsThe ground remainsThe ground remains
Let Us Rot Together - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-07-12 | Step into the dim light of a decaying jazz club on a planet battling the forces of chaos.A beautiful Nurgle cultist takes the stage, singing not of damnation… but of love, rot, and inevitability.This haunting jazz ballad weaves seduction, corruption, and devotion into one velvety smooth package.She doesn’t want your soul. She wants your trust. Your love. Your decay."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAvailable on streaming platforms on July 22nd or July 23rd.All tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]So young, so bright, so full of fight,Still chasing glory through the night.But they won’t save you, they won’t look back—You're just a number in a dying pack.They taught you how to die, not live.To break, obey, and never give.They shaped your hands to serve and kill,But I can feel the softness still.[Verse 2]You tremble like the war’s not won,But love… it doesn’t need a gun.You think you’re strong for standing tall—But I’m the one who’ll catch your fall.The Imperium, it needs your youth,But never dares to tell the truth.You serve, you burn, and then you're forgotten—But I’ll remember you, even when you're rotten.[Chorus]Let us rot together, soft and slow,Where time forgets the need to go.No lash, no law, no march, no chain—Just moss and kisses in the rain.You fear the end, but once it's near…The ticking fades, the skies grow clear.And when the clocks all stop forever—We'll rot in peace,But rot together.[Verse 3]They said your life was not your own,That pain’s the path to gilded thrones.But what’s devotion without love?A hollow shrine to the stars above.Nurgle… He remembers names.He sees your scars, He knows your shames.He waits with arms so wide, so warm—No fear, no death, no need for form.[Bridge]Time moves slower when you’re free…When you stop trying to flee.When you don’t fear what’s next to come—The seconds stretch, the war grows numb.No more orders. No regret.Just quiet rot… and love unmet.[Final Chorus]Let us rot together, young and kind,And leave that broken world behind.You’ll see when fear begins to fade…How long the dusk, how soft the shade.Don’t waste your youth on men who lie—Come bloom with me before you die.Let scars and spores become our tether…And we will rot,But rot together.
No Innocence - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-06-30 | The Inquisition have nearly unrestricted authority within the Imperium of Man and they are particularly good at rooting out heretics, xenos, and chaos. Is it really a good idea to let the people that believe that your "innocence proves nothing" have all that power?Wanted to try a little something different on this one. Trying to get away from just static image videos. I gave Runway a try."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]I do not kneel, I do not obey,I speak, and angels clear the way.My word is law, my nerve is steel,The Emperor's light guides my will.I do not doubt, I do not fall,I see the sin inside you all.Your faith is weak, your soul untried—You live because I've yet to decide.[Chorus]I am the light that burns the sky,The final word, the reason why.No book, no saint, no sacred tomb—Just me, and you, and death, and doom.The heavens bow to my command,The stars obey my outstretched hand.I do not ask. I never crawl—I pass the sentence on you all.[Verse 2]Your shrine was built on shifting sand,But still you dare to make a stand?You chant the lines? They sound perverse.You fear damnation? I make it worse.I burned a world to cleanse one name,And slept that night without any shame.Your cries are noise full of despair—A heretic’s screams are my fanfare.[Chorus]I am the light that burns the sky,The final truth before you die.No man speaks words with greater depth,Than I do when I whisper death.I judge the impure, condemn the rest,And purge the ones who “did their best.”You chant your pleas, I make them fall—I bear the right to damn you all.[Bridge]You think you're faithful, clean, devout—But I can carve your virtue out.Your innocence? It proves nothing.My notice alone leads to suffering.[Final Chorus]I am the light that sears the night,The blackest star, the purest rite.No soul is safe beneath my eyes,No mercy found, no hope survives.The Emperor’s fire, the Emperor’s law—I speak them both without flaw.Forget your name. Forget your call.I am the judge above you all.
No Innocence (Preview) - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-06-22 | This is one inquisitor you wouldn't want to mess with.Check out my other 40k inspired songs.@PuppetSpider
Fragments of the Forgotten - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-06-02 | Much knowledge was from the Dark Age of Technology, it's up to the Adeptus Mechanicus to retrieve what was lost. It's only heresy if you make new tech, they didn't say anything about old tech."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]Oil in our veins, red in our sight,Marching through ruins, day and night.Scraps of the old, secrets of war,Each fallen cog opens the door.We bear the rites, we hold the key,To tech long lost in entropy.[Chorus]Bless the bolt, the spark, the gear,Sanctify what reappears.Through dust and stars, we tear the veil,If logic breathes, it must prevail.A thousand codes, a single creed—All tech is truth the lost still need.[Verse 2]Worlds in decay, vaults overgrown,We do not ask—we make it known.Xenos or man, it matters not,If circuits hum, then they are sought.We’ll purge their form, retain the core,The Omnissiah asks no more.[Bridge]No soul, no pain, no mortal fears,Only the logic of ancient years.In every frame, in every spark,Lies holy light that breaks the dark.[Chorus]Bless the bolt, the spark, the gear,Sanctify what reappears.Alien script or human hand—If it computes, it shall withstand.A thousand truths in data stored,And toasters reign, forever adored.[Verse 3]Ignorant minds mock what they see,Flesh-born fools we will not be.We kneel to none but sacred code,Each relic found, a sacred load.It hums with truths the ancients knew,A sacred pulse we must renew.[Final Chorus]Bless the bolt, the spark, the gear,Sanctify what draws us near.In every tomb, in every wreck,We seek the code, we scan, dissect.A thousand stars, one burning plan:To code the stars... as only we can.
This is Not a Plan (Ciaphas Cain) - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-05-26 | Commissar Ciaphas Cain is either the most lucky coward in the Imperium or has the biggest imposter syndrome. If you ask him, he would say it's just luck, there is no skill involved."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderNow on Spotify:open.spotify.com/artist/5MlG9IL96nYF58A8jsYu9D?si=HFeEKYxNSqycmAAujgV6_gAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics][Verse 1]The hive was burning, smoke and steel,Tyranids swarming, oh how to feel.I took one look, and nearly fled—But no, I had to lead instead.I grabbed a vox, I cleared my throat,My voice went high like a strangled goat.I meant to scream “Retreat! Run back!”But somehow it came out “Flank and attack!”[Chorus]This is not a plan! This is not a drill!I tripped and pointed toward the hill!They thought it meant to circle around—I just fell down and hit the ground!Don’t cheer my name, don’t praise my deeds—I only yelled because I fell to my knees—This is not a plan! It's me, surviving again![Verse 2]I ducked behind a wrecked Chimera,Found Jurgen eating a ration bar.A flamer nearby exploded bright—I screamed, they called it a signal light.I climbed the rubble, gasping for air,They shouted “Look! He’s rallying there!”I fell into a trench mid-yell—They called it “Cain’s Gambit.” I called it “hell.”[Chorus]This is not a plan! This is not a game!I only ran when the Lictor came!That wasn’t courage — that was fleeing!I only survived ‘cause I kept retreating!Stop carving statues, cancel the band!I don’t deserve a medal, I deserve a hand—To pull me out from this command![Bridge]They look at me like I’ve got a map…But all I’ve got is fear and crap.I point, they charge, I scream, they cheer—The more I flinch, the less they fear.They think I’ve got some master plan…But I’m just a man.A very lucky man.[Final Chorus]This is not a plan! This is not control!I just make it up as I go!They saw precision in my flailing stride—Called it strategy. I just tried to hide.But if I live, I’ll take the fame...Just don’t expect me to do this again!This is not a plan…...but hey, it worked.
Litany of the Last Imagifier - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-05-17 | A little backstory for this song as it does not rely on Warhammer 40k canon.This song is inspired by a particular 40k match between myself and a friend. I was play Sisters of Battle and he was playing the Salamander Space Marines. I was getting absolutely crushed, but one Imagifier just would not die. This character (through good rolls on my part and bad rolls by my opponent) survived three rounds in close combat with a squad of three aggressors. She even "bonked" one to death with her holy relics. Thus earning the name "Sister Malleus" (Sister Hammer).This is a bit of a change of pace from other songs and may eventually get another playlist in the future."Tales from the Tabletop" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits, and table top experiences to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Upon a field where hope had fled, where no saints dared to tread,She walked with relic held aloft, and hymns of burning dead.Malleus, the Imagifier, with voice a sacred pyre,Spoke tales of those who fell in flame, and kindled martyr’s fire.(Verse 2)Three times they came—those armored gods with hearts of molten stone,Salamanders in Aggressor plate, each forged of wrath alone.Yet Malleus did not give ground, though none stood at her side,For every step she took, she spoke the names of those who’d died.(Chorus)One against the firestorm, voice against the tide,With relic raised and sermon fierce, she would not turn nor hide.Thrice she faced the burning wrath, and thrice the foe was stayed,Till silence wrapped her broken form—and relics gently laid.(Verse 3)The first charge broke the chapel gate, their gauntlets cast like spears,But Malleus raised bones of saints and sang above their jeers."By Lucia’s flame and Helia’s vow, by martyr’s holy breath!"The Aggressor faltered in his stride—then met a faithful death.(Verse 4)The second came through smoke and ash, where sisters’ banners burned,She raised a sacred relic high, and none from duty turned.Her voice rang out through shattered vox: “No grave shall be unpraised!”She fell, then rose, her habit scorched, the relic still upraised.(Chorus)One against the firestorm, voice against the tide,With relic raised and sermon fierce, she would not turn nor hide.Thrice she faced the burning wrath, and thrice the foe was stayed,Till silence wrapped her broken form—and relics gently laid.(Bridge)The third came like the furnace sun, a warlord clad in flame,His fists could fell a fortress wall—he came to end her name.She bled from wounds too deep to count, but stood all the same,Reciting verses to the void until the reaper came.(Final Verse)Threefold stands the tale is told, where saints and echoes lie,An Imagifier, fierce and bold, who dared the stars to die.And in the shrine where relics rest, a voice is heard once more—Malleus speaks, and all who hear rise burning into war.(Final Chorus)One against the firestorm, voice against the tide,With relic raised and sermon fierce, she would not turn nor hide.Thrice she faced the burning wrath, and thrice the foe was stayed,Till silence wrapped her broken form—and relics gently laid.Till silence wrapped her broken form—and relics gently laid.
Natural One - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-05-02 | We have all had those games on the tabletop where you just can't get a good roll, but your opponent hits all their rolls every time. This song is a tribute to that feeling."Tales from the Tabletop" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits, and table top experiences to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Set up the field, lined up my army,Measured every inch, unlike Charlie.Painted for hours, based with care...All for my dice to whisper: "Despair."(Verse 2)You rolled your saves, all fives and sixes,I rolled my fate into constant misses.My meltagun? Whiffed. My plasma? Dead.I rolled a one, and shot my own head.(Pre-Chorus – Starting to lose it]Oh, the Emperor laughs from his golden seat,While my Intercessors fall in defeat!My Chaplain tripped, my Dreadnought fell—And your Gretchin? Somehow doing well!(Chorus)I am the one who rolls the one!A cursed soul that is coming undone!You think this war is just for fun—But every battle breaks me, one by one!So I built a list... with spite and flame...No tactics left, it's all the same!No mercy now, I’ve just begun—Behold the rise... of NATURAL ONE!(Verse 3)You rolled a six to feel no pain,I rolled a one — I'm going insane!My terminator was killed by your boys,It shouldn't have been that easy to destroy.I begged the dice gods. I lit the incense.I offered snacks... and reverence.But they just laughed — again, again.So now I’ll laugh... when I ascend.(Bridge)No more prayers. No more hope.Just blackened dice and burning cope.I used to care about fair and fun...But I’ve become the Natural One.(Chorus)I am the one who rolls the one!The table breaks, the deed is done!No hope remains, no dice to trust—I’ll forge my vengeance from plastic dust!You made a villain, game by game—Each failed roll now fuels my flame!Your defeat? Already spun—In the blackened dice of NATURAL ONE!(Outro)So roll your sixes, laugh and cheer...Just know I’m building... my final tier.Next match you play, don’t dare to run...You’ll face the wrath......of Natural One.
On Plague Day Morn - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-05-01 | The tenth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. Grandpa Nurgle loves to give gifts to everyone. He should have his own day and holiday song for just such an occasion."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Up from the sump the plagues did rise,Spores and pustules fill the skies!Grandpa Nurgle with gifts to bring,Rot and ruin in everything!(Chorus)Ho ho ho! The boils all grow!Flesh will slough and tumors glow!On Plague Day Morn, with joy and cheer,Grandpa's gifts will spread this year!(Verse 2)Little cultist by the tree,Wakes with a cough and spots with glee.What did Grandpa Nurgle send?A plague-rat doll and a weeping friend!(Chorus)Ho ho ho! The sores all flow!Skin turns green and faces glow!On Plague Day Morn, no soul feels blue—Even syphilis is a gift from you!(Bridge)O blessed lumps, O sacred snot,O gangrene hugs that time forgot!A basket of boils, a scarf full of lice,A cough in a jar (it smells so nice!),A handful of sores, a box of phlegm,A syphilis kiss — a prize from them!(Final Chorus)Ho ho ho! Let the fevers grow!Bless the flies and the winds that blow!On Plague Day Morn, we all decay...In Grandpa's arms, we rot and play!(Outro)“…Merry Plaguemas… and boils anew…”
Purge Em All - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-30 | The ninth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. The Black Templars are known for two things: their devout faith and purging the unclean. It's perfectly safe...as long as they aren't on crusade...Wait...they are always on crusade..."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Woke up at dawn, said my prayers to the throne,Polished my armor, smashed a heretic’s phone.Breakfast of nails, brushed my teeth with a chain,Another glorious morning in the Emperor’s name!Checked my list: Purge the witches, burn the freaks,Ban the mutants, paint my beak.Found a Xenos — gave a speech,THEN I HIT HIM WITH A POWER BREACH!(Chorus)Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)If it breathes and it ain't Imperial, purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)Sweep the hive, sweep the halls—Torch the hedges and the shopping malls!Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)I’m a Templar and I’m six feet tall!If you’re not sanctioned, get ready to fall!(Verse 2)Tied my bolt pistol to a fishing rod,Went hunting in the sewer for some Chaos gods.Found a squirrel — looked suspiciously blue,(Better safe than sorry — Purge him too!)Recited some Latin (badly, though),“Purgatus Nonsensicus Xeno-bro!”Stamped my foot and screamed with glee:“Deus Vult, y'all — follow me!”(Chorus)Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)If it's weird or it wiggles, purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)Burn the plants, ban the pets,Declare exterminatus on the flower beds!Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)No exceptions, no collect calls!Even your grandma better confess—Or we’ll purge her tea set for heresy, YES!(Bridge)“There’s no such thing as 'overkill'... only 'opening negotiations with sufficient enthusiasm.'”(Final Chorus)Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)If it sneezes wrong, Purge 'em all!Roll the dice, flip a coin—Everything’s suspicious, Join the crusade!Purge 'em all! (Purge 'em all!)Sing the litanies, kick the wall!Raise your sword, raise your squires—Set the world on righteously holy fire!(Outro)Purge ‘em all...even the guy... who... makes... the soup.
Wheres My Brother - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-30 | The eighth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. Space Marines call each other "Battle Brothers" and the Adepta Soroitas are known as "Battle Sisters." A new Sister of Battle assumes that as a sister she must have a brother, so there must be a Space Marine for her. The problem is, she doesn't know where to find him. Maybe the Sister Superior can help?"Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)They gave me my robes, they gave me my gun,They told me I'd fight in the light of the sun!I nodded and smiled, all giddy with glee—But where is my brother supposed to meet me??(Chorus)Where’s my brother? Where’s my Space Marine?!Big and bulky, blue or green!Where’s my brother? I can’t find him yet—I’m a Sister of Battle, we must be a set!(Verse 2)I checked by the tanks, I checked by the drills,I peeked in the chapel, I ran up the hills!I asked Sister Agnes, I asked Sister May,But all they said was: "Load your bolter and pray."(Bridge)Maybe he’s late? Maybe he’s lost?Maybe he’s cleaning the banners across?Maybe he’s stuck in a Thunderhawk ride?(Or maybe he's fighting a Jean stealer tide!)(Chorus)Where’s my brother? Where’s my Space Marine?!Big ol' fists and a giant machine!Where’s my brother? It’s part of the deal—You can’t spell "family" without ceramite steel!(Verse 3)No, child, no, you’ve got it all wrong,There are no brothers, just sisters and song.We carry our faith, not some man in a pod—Now grab your flamethrower and walk with God!(Chorus)Where’s my brother? (Nowhere, dear.)Where’s my Space Marine? (Not even near.)I’m a Sister of Battle, all armored and blessed—Guess I’ll just BURN THINGS to deal with the stress!(Outro)"...But if I had a brother he'd totally drive a Land Raider... ...And he'd be, like, super tall... ...And he'd think my flamer was cool... ...And we'd have matching purity seals... ...And he'd never miss roll call..."
Get Out of My Tomb - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-29 | The seventh song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. A Necron lord is completely fed up with the Adeptus Mechanicus breaking into his tomb and stealing and breaking all his things. He wants them off his lawn."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1) Woke from slumber, third millennium's call,Another blinking red-robed fool in the hall.Digging through my sarcophagi, chipping my gold,Muttering prayers while their mechadendrites unfold.Told 'em once, told 'em twice, told 'em nine-hundred more,This is not your tech, this is not your war.But here they come with their scanners and screech—I'm two steps from firing a gauss blast each!(Chorus) GET OUT OF MY TOMB!Take your cables and your prayers and your scrapheap doom!GET OUT OF MY TOMB!I’ve got a chair with my name, and I need some room!Just let me rust in peace, you ghouls—GET OUT OF MY TOMB!(Verse 2) They call it “archaeotech,” they call it “divine,”Buddy, that's my telephone line.That “ancient relic” you worship and haul?That's my plasma remote for my tomb’s back wall!I miss the days when you screamed and fled,Now you bring shovels and cranes instead.I’m this close to shoving my foot in your tank—If I still had a foot that’s functional... Thanks.(Chorus) GET OUT OF MY TOMB!Take your cogboys and your rusted broom!GET OUT OF MY TOMB!I’m ninety percent blind, but I’ll make you boom!I just want to kick back, read some runes—SO GET OUT OF MY TOMB!(Bridge) I had a throne... humming with starlight gold,Now it's welded to a priest half-cold.I had a cash... of infinity’s thread,Now you use it to power your walking dead.(Chorus) GET OUT OF MY TOMB!Take your hymnals and your stolen doom!GET OUT OF MY TOMB!I swear on my Phaeron’s golden plume!One more servo-skull in my room—AND I’LL BURY YOU IN THE NECRONTYR GLOOM!(Outro)I just wanna sit down... Maybe rewatch the War on Heaven...Stupid cogboys! GET OUT OF MY TOMB!
For the Emperor (and Also Your Stuff)- A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-28 | The sixth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. Blood Ravens time doing what they do best...permanently borrowing things from everyone else."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1) Oh, I’m a Blood Raven, sneaky and sly, I’ll take your relics, don’t ask me why. From Ultramar to the Dark Angels’ halls, I’ve got their treasures, I’ve stolen them all.(Chorus) Stealing bolters, banners, and blades, I’m the master of tactical raids. If it’s shiny or sacred, it’s mine, A Blood Raven’s motto: “It’s all divine!”(Verse 2) The Salamanders’ hammer? Now it’s my prize, The Imperial Fists’ shield? Oh, what a surprise! The Space Wolves’ axe, so sharp and grand, It’s tucked away in my secret stash stand.(Chorus) Stealing bolters, banners, and blades, I’m the master of tactical raids. If it’s shiny or sacred, it’s mine, A Blood Raven’s motto: “It’s all divine!”(Bridge) The Raven Guard’s stealth? I’ve borrowed that too, The White Scars’ bikes? They’re practically new! The Black Templars’ relics, the Iron Hands’ tech, I’ve got a collection that’s hard to inspect.(Chorus) Stealing bolters, banners, and blades, I’m the master of tactical raids. If it’s shiny or sacred, it’s mine, A Blood Raven’s motto: “It’s all divine!”It's a Blood Raven’s motto: “It’s a lot to find!”If a Blood Raven’s near, they’ll disappear.(Outro)We’re not thieves, we’re just “borrowing” stuff, In the name of the Emperor, isn’t that enough?
We Burned It for Good Reasons - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-28 | The fifth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. The Salamander's are known for being one of the kindest chapters. They will gladly defend the average civilian with their lives, while other chapters would turn their noses up and call those people "acceptable losses". However, one time Vulkan decided that Eldar children aren't the same as human children, thus making the chapter the butt of constant jokes of being hypocrites. The Salamander's now seek to clear the air..."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Here we go again, another tale to tell,Whispers in the corner, "The Salamanders fell."“They burned a child, how cruel, how grim!”Yeah? Guess what — we’re burning him too...Tim.Not sorry, not sad, no tears to shed,When a xenos talks, it’s better off dead.We don't need a tribunal, don't need your applause,We light the torch in the Emperor’s cause!We light the torch in the Emperor’s cause!(Chorus)We burned it for good reasons!It smiled with too many teeth!We burned it for good reasons!That thing wasn’t underneath!Cry about it if you must,But xenos bones still turn to dust!We burned it—AND WE'D BURN IT AGAIN.(Verse 2)Do you know what happens when you hesitate?You get mind-tricked, stabbed, or worse — your soul played.A “child” with fangs is still a beast,We saw through the lies, we made it cease.You want a tragedy? Go sing a song,We’ll be over here setting right from wrong.No second chances, no second looks,Only pure flames from our sacred books!(Chorus)We burned it for good reasons!It blinked in seven hues!We burned it for good reasons!It called Daemons as a ruse!Pity’s cheap, but faith is steel—Our fires cleanse what’s truly real!We burned it—AND WE'D BURN IT AGAIN!(Bridge)Not every horror wears a mask.Not every monster drips with tusks.Some just laugh...In the wrong tongue.And we?We answer with flame.(Final Chorus)We burned it for good reasons!The creed is never wrong!We burned it for good reasons!The weak don't last that long!Light the pyres, clear the skies—Better ash than another lie!We burned it—AND WE'D BURN IT AGAIN!(Outro)...and next time, we’ll bring more promethium.
Let the Warp Be Our Wings - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-27 | The fourth song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. A servant of Change pleads to her guardsman lover to join her, in this sweeping love song."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)I saw you through the smoke and flame,Behind the lasguns, past the shame.You flinched when you beheld my face,A twisted mark, a fallen grace.But once I too was flesh like you,Not warped, not scaled, not stained in hue.Before the Change, before the Song...Before I learned where I belong.(Chorus)So don’t fear the shimmer in my skin,The eyes that blink from deep within.Don’t let the Imperium’s lies blind you —The Warp can show what's truly true.We were taught that change is sin,But love... love changes deep within.Take my hand, don’t be afraid...Let the warp be our wings as the stars fade.(Verse 2)Your prayers are chains, your faith a cage,Your purity — a warlord’s stage.But look at me — I feel, I burn,And every scar’s a truth I’ve learned.You guard a world that does not care,That leaves your soul to rot in prayer.But I would raise your name in fire,A thousand mouths to sing desire.(Bridge)Yes... I changed. I am change.A new shape, a new truth, a new voice.But I remember how you looked at me...Before the wings... before the horns...Can’t you still see me?(Final Chorus)So don’t fear the shimmer in my skin,The fire dancing on my grin.Don’t flinch from stars beneath my gaze —There’s beauty in the warped and crazed.We were told that love must die,For thrones and banners in the sky.But I will sing until you see...Let the warp be our wings — come fly with me.(Outro)A boltgun can't kill what’s meant to be...And Tzeentch... Tzeentch writes all destiny.
Is It Sweet Enough for You? - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-27 | The third song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. A bad break up leads one of the Imperium's children right into the arms of Slaanesh in this punk style break up/revenge song."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Hey, remember when you broke my trust?Left me bleeding in the dust?Thought I'd crawl and fade away?But darling, I found better games to play.I threw a party in your prayer hall,Wore your medals, kissed them all.Danced on your bed 'til the springs gave out—Now tell me, love, are you feeling proud?(Chorus)Is it sweet enough for you?The screams, the noise, the violet hue?I don’t need to break your bones—I’ll break your peace, I’ll paint your throne!Is it sweet enough for you?Does the velvet choke you too?I don’t have to raise a knife—Just drown you out with louder life!(Verse 2)I hung banners from your sainted walls,Sold your relics in the Pleasure Halls.Played my sins on a silver flute,Made sure every choir boy heard it too.I kissed the general you called "dad,"Got a medal for making him mad.But I never once laid hand on you—No darling, that's too pure for what I do.(Chorus)Is it sweet enough for you?The stains, the wine, the shattered view?I don’t need to crack your head—I’ll drown your prayers out instead!Is it sweet enough for you?Are the colors blinding too?I won't slash, I won't betray—I'll just take your breath away.(Bridge)You think I forgot...But love, I evolved.You taught me pain—I gave it art.You taught me shame—I gave it a stage.(Final Chorus)Is it sweet enough for you?!The chaos, the crowds, the crimson view?!I don't need to watch you die—I just watch you wanna cry!Is it sweet enough for you?!The rot, the roses, the wreckage too?!I don't need to tear you apart—I’ll just outshine your hollow heart!(Outro)Is it sweet enough, my love?Is it sweet enough?
Milk for the Khorne Flakes - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-27 | The second song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. Everyone knows that the World Eaters can't go to battle without a proper breakfast of KHORNE FLAKES!!!"Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Verse 1)Wake at dawn, the slaughter’s near,Axe in hand, I have no fear!But first, my strength must be awake,Time to feast — it’s Khorne Flakes break!Steel and sinew, rage and hate,But not before I fill my plate!Bowls of fury, spoons of doom,Fuel my wrath — clear the room!(Chorus)Blood for the Blood God!Milk for the Khorne Flakes!Skulls for the Skull Throne!Spoons for the WARZONE!(Verse 2)Helmet off, my teeth are bared,Frosted rage, I’m battle-prepared!Crunch of flakes, like bones I grind,Madness surges through my mind!Sanguine rivers, crimson seas,But breakfast first — priorities!Charge the breach, but never late —No warrior fights on an empty plate!(Chorus)Blood for the Blood God!Milk for the Khorne Flakes!Skulls for the Skull Throne!Bowls for the BATTLEZONE!(Bridge)Spill the milk, and you spill your blood!Overthrow my flakes, and I’ll end your flood!Battle is sacred, battle is fate —But breakfast is first... or you'll be late!(Final Chorus)BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD!Milk for the Khorne Flakes!SKULLS FOR THE SKULL THRONE!Cereal for the chaos zone!(Outro)Blood in my veins, steel in my hand...But milk in my bowl, at Khorne's command.
Jean Stealer Cult - A Warhammer 40k Inspired Song Puppet Spider 2025-04-26 | The first song in the "Cursed Sounds from the Warp" album. A new Genestealer cultist discovers that they misunderstood the assignment in this anime intro inspired song."Cursed Sounds from the Warp" is a collaborative project between myself and my friends to utilize "Abominable Intelligence" to develop funny/cursed concepts utilizing the Warhammer 40k lore. The song concepts are based on word play or exaggeration of faction traits to put together comedic and catchy songs of various styles.Downloadable on SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/puppet-spiderAll tracks are DMCA free and can be used in videos or streams however you like. Credit would be appreciated. [Lyrics](Intro) In the shadows I heard their call, The Hive’s embrace, to serve enthrall.But their cryptic chant had me deceived, For jeans—not genes—was what I believed!(Verse 1) They whispered, "Steal, for the Cult awaits," So I grabbed denim at alarming rates. From cargo pants to skinny blues, I thought my thefts fulfilled their cues.(Chorus) Jean Stealer Cult, I’m lost in the lore, Ripping off denim from store to store. The Genestealer’s plan went right over my head, Now my closet’s overflowing instead!(Verse 2) With Levi’s, Lee’s, and faded black, I’ve built a stash no Hive can crack. While others infiltrate the Imperium’s core, I snag the jeans, forever wanting more!(Bridge) Oh, the Hive Mind stares, its patience worn thin,My denim devotion’s a cardinal sin. Turns out they needed genes, not pants I’d collect, Now I’m the Cult’s most embarrassing defect.(Chorus) Jean Stealer Cult, I’m lost in the lore, Ripping off denim from store to store. The Gene stealers' plan went right over my head, Now my closet’s overflowing instead!(Outro) And so I stand with a sheepish grin, Wrapped in denim, a Cult's fallen kin. No glory found, just pants amassed, My fashion crimes will forever last.
