Ninja Sex Party
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CREDITS
Director: Aaron Umetani
Producer: Jason Serrato
Director of Photography: James Cooper
1st AD: Kristjan Palsson
1st AC: Santiago Bahti
Media Manager: Kelly Thompson
Audio Mixer / Playback: Taylor Haycraft
Gaffer: Paul Kim
Key Grip: Josh Tolon
Swing: Robert Chuck
Swing: Thomas Rubino
Production Designer: Natasha Heeszel
Set Decorator: Chase Calhoun
HMU: Taja Davis
Production Support: McKenna Blean
Production Support: Aven Gonzales
Editor: William Harless
Manager: Brent Lilley
Talent Manager: Chloé Smith
Choreographer: JM Rodriguez
CAST
Partygoer: Evan McGee
Interrupting Guy: Nathan Barnatt
Party Soulmate: Tom Cardy
"The Cool One": Lasercorn
MIchelle: Taja Davis
Dancer: Kaia Makihara
Dancer: Ellie Aviles
Dancer: Joshua Rodriguez
Dancer: Chelse Roquero
Extras: Svetlana Dekic, Mario Faught, Nicole Gosuh, Rodnesha Green, William Harless, Kalli Lang, Mary Nakanishi, Tara Radulovic
MUSIC
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, Jim Roach, and Tom Cardy
Produced by Jim Roach
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Justin Shturtz
Vocals: Dan Avidan and Tom Cardy
Keys and Synths: Brian Wecht
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitars: Jim Roach
Drums: Jim Roach
Additional Guitars: Tom Cardy
MIchelle: Amy Roach and Vanessa Guerrero
Party Goers: The Los Angeles Grumps Office Choir
Additional Editing: Jerik Centeno
LYRICS
All my friends are going out
To a house in town, let’s party now
We’re gonna join the crowd
And make the DJ proud, let’s turn it out
We enter the house, there’s a vibe in the air
Lots of fun, talk and laughter, people smiling everywhere
It’s been a long week and I need to unwind
This party has alcohol of every kind
There’s people in the pool, beers on ice,
The music is groovin’ and they’re dimming the lights
Everybody starts dancing and I roll up my sleeves
…I want to leave
So dance ‘til you stop
‘Til you want to go home
This party is great but not nearly as great
As being alone
It’s Saturday night
I just want to have fun
So many beautiful people
And I don’t want to talk to a single one
I forgot to mention
I hate parties every time I give them a try
Interacting with a stranger
Makes me want to run and hide, and also die
I had two sips of beer and a couple of snacks
Stood against the wall and had a panic attack
A guy comes up and he wants me to vape
This is my hell and I cannot escape
He talks about girls and his trip to France
It feels like my body’s being eaten by ants
I get a spam call from the cable company
I’m sorry I’ve got to take this, it’s a one-time offer and they give me 10% off the dish if I order
at the same as the cable and if I connect it to my wi-fi…
So dance ‘til you stop
‘Til you wanna go home
This party is great but it’s 7:08
And I just gotta go, go, go
It’s Saturday night
I just wanna have fun
So many beautiful people
And I didn’t talk to single one
So many beautiful people singing “We’re all having fun!”
Beautiful people singing “We won’t stop until we see the sun!”
Everybody’s singing, but I see one singing a different song
Tom: Why won’t they stop? I really want to go home
And all these beautiful people are making me feel like a fugly little gnome
Danny: I feel the same way
Tom: Really?
Danny: Yeah, I hate parties
Tom: I hate them too
Michelle: Play some music!
Tom: Oy, I’m not the goddamn DJ, Michelle! I told you, I got my face stuck in this big bear head and you and your friends just started dancing around me
Danny: Oh my god, I hate it when that happens
Tom: It happens to me almost
Danny & Tom: Every day
Tom: Dude do you want to hang out?
Danny: We could, or…we could
Danny & Tom: Stand at opposite ends of this party stare at our phones for half an hour and then never talk to each other again
Michelle: Play Lady Gaga!
Tom: WE’RE HAVING A MOMENT
Danny: MICHELLE, YOU’RE KILLING ME!
Tom: Oh my God, another chorus!
Partygoers: LET’S BREAK STUFF!
Danny: I’m freaking out
Partygoer: Is that Dr. Who?
Tom: This door doesn’t open!
Michelle: Oh my god I’m SO drunk right now
Danny: Oh, thank god, a cat. THE CAT’S DEAD!
Cat: *meow*
Danny: No, he’s all right, he’s all right
Michelle: If I don’t get any more attention I’ll set myself on fire!
#dance #song #nsp
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VIDEO CREDITS
Video By Apartment D Films
Music By Ninja Sex Party
Director: Sean Malony
Producer: Max Lopez
Producer: Cami Kwan
Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz
Art Director: Alexander Rocco
Production Coordinator: Celine Villagran
Lead Fabricator: Ilyssa Simsek
Puppet Fabricator: Natalie Mortell
Puppets Consultant: Joe Aragon
3D Printing Technician: Cami Kwan
Additional Fabrication: Joan Hui Ko + Caleb Schuh
2D Facial Illustration: Megan Van Hoogmoed
Trimensional Animation: Hans Voegeli, Danny Ruiz, Sean Malony
Additional Animation: Judy Apple Kim, Grayce Lee
Grip: Shane Geller
Set Dresser: Marisa Gehrig
Production Assistant: Kevin Musterait
Rigging Wizard: Max Lopez
Track Reads/Lip Sync: Caleb Schuh
VFX and Editing: Sean Malony
Compositer: Kevin Musterait
Nebula FX Created By Yuya Takeda
Abstract Paintings By Robyn Stanford
James Webb Space Telescope & Hubble Telescope Images From NASA
Scrap Metal & Shiny Junk From APEX Surplus Corporation
Old Broken Toys Courtesy Of Kathy and Steve Malony, Robert Malony, Katie Johnson, Jim Knoll, Van Ngo Malhotra, Dori Anna Wooton, Laurie Kierstein, Alexis Weiner, Sean Malony
Special Thanks To Chris Wilson, Aaron Umetani, Zoe Kim, Elsie McCart, Ari Grabb, John Sumner, Tiffany Liu, Kim DeJohn, Owen Hunter, Jen Prokopowicz, Chloe Smith, Brent Lilley, Three Sister’s Coffee and Tea, Kopaka, Tahu & Lewa (via Hans Voegeli), And all of the awesome artists at Apartment D
Most Special-est Thanks To Sam-I-Am & Sack-A-Pack, Tucker, Coco, Camilla, Ash, The Baby & Crunchwrap Supreme, Hugo, Holstein, Perry, Chester, Yzma, Salmon, Sage & Yuki, Minou, Sauerkraut & Hyperion, Pancake, Rocket, Lylla, Luna & Harry, Lucy, Ellie, Cleo, Charlie, Nacho, Sophie & Piper, Romeo, Pastuzo (aka Stuz), Feya, Remy, Red & Blue, Marzipan, Cuddles, Attie, Brain, Nestle, Tinker, Mindy, Blarney, Rembrandt, Lotus, Bailey, Snafu & Fiasco, And every adorable animal to ever have existed.
Filmed in DragonFrame at Apartment D in Burbank, CA
MUSIC CREDITS
Music Written By Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, & Jim Roach
Produced by: Jim Roach
Mixed by: Jay Ruston
Mastered by: Justin Shturtz
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Piano and Synths: Brian Wecht
Bass and Guitars: Jim Roach
Drums: Aaron Sterling
Dad: Avi Avidan
LYRICS
Deep in the suburbs of New Jersey
In the basement of the Sexbang house
You are the hero with the heart of a god
Yet you’re barely the size of a mouse
You can see the nightly news on TV
As you race on the wheel of your cage
Watching as society all goes to shit
Your tiny body filling with rage
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Your training is almost complete
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Now unleash your powerful scream
(squeak)
Ever since the battle of Gerbulon V
The galaxy was ripped in twain
The rodents of the Northern Alliance were called
To defend those who had not been slain
The fates of the goldfish and snakes had aligned
United by a common foe
To banish the hamster king from his command
But one hero could save the throne
Only the dead have seen the end of war!
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
A savior of all those who squeak
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
You store all your wrath in your cheeks
Galaxy Hamster! Galaxy Hamster!
Avi: Dan, are you playing with your small pets?
Danny: No dad! Don’t come in my room!
(Choking sound)
…Galaxy Hamster?
Sweet hamster you have saved the galaxy
Fill your cheeks with sunflower seeds of victory
You did not stop ‘til your mission was through
You just died of natural causes at the old age of two
Ride on the wings of a rainbow
You’re free to go fly
To a cage in the sky
Dad, I need a new Galaxy Hamster!
#galaxy #hamsters #ninja
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VIDEO CREDITS
Old Dad: Vernon Shaw
Mom: Marisha Ray
Son: Jacob Rabon
Dancer: JM Rodriguez
Eco Jerk: Jason Serrato
Director: Aaron Umetani
Producer: Jason Serrato
Director of Photography: James Cooper
1st AD: Kristjan Palsson
1st AC: Oliver Wyatt Lewis
Media Manager: Kelly Thompson
Audio Mixer / Playback: Daveed Alvarez
Gaffer: Hao Yu
Key Grip: Paul Kim
Production Designer: Natasha Heeszel
HMU: Shaina Paulson
Production Support: McKenna Blean
Production Support: Noah Cushman
Editor: Mike Lowther
VFX: Artyom Egorov
Colorist: Lee Young
Animated by Simon Macko (Shoocharu)
Manager: Brent Lilley
Talent Manager: Chloé Smith
MUSIC CREDITS
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced by Jim Roach
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Justin Shturtz
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Piano: Brian Wecht
Synths: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitars: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach
Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional Background Vocals: TWRP, Brian Wecht, and Thom D’arcy
Hot Mom: Amy Roach
Additional Editing: Jerik Centeno
LYRICS
The earth has so many problems
But I know that we can solve them, all right
We just need to work together
And we’ll start to make it better tonight
The forests will grow anew
The oceans will gleam their crystal blue
And when our work is done
There’s only one question I have for you
Is your mom single?
Is your mom free tonight?
The stars are shining
The moon is bright
As my and your mom’s souls unite
Let’s save the earth…
Let’s save the earth…
Let’s save the earth…
It’s up to our generation
And people from every nation, get mad
Let’s make sure we all recycle
Like your mom could cycle in a new dad
We’re emitting more and more greenhouse gasses into the atmosphere. The polar ice caps are melting. Global temperatures are rising at an alarming rate. We need to reduce, reuse, recycle every day. Do you think you could eventually learn to love me as a father instead of just as your karate instructor?
Is your mom single?
Is your mom free tonight?
The planet’s struggling
May I be snuggling
Your mom by candlelight?
We could ride away
On a horse and carriage
Would she be down with an open marriage?
So hear my plea
Keep the planet clean
Make my balls less blue and the trees more green
Think globally, act locally
Think globally, act locally
Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)
Think globally, act locally (Let me date your mom)
Think globally, act locally (I wanna date your mom)
One single date, I’ll pick her up at 8. (Let me date your mom…please)
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Animated and directed by Simon Macko (@shoocharu)
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keyboards: Brian Wecht
Also keyboards: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitar: Lord Phobos and Jim Roach
Drums: Havve Hogan
Produced by Jim Roach
Recorded by Thom D'Arcy at Taurus Recording in Toronto, ON
Edited by Jerik Centeno
Mixed by Jay Ruston
Mastered by Ted Jensen at Sterling Sound
Lyrics:
Sorry to interrupt your beach party, everyone
Just thought I’d stop by with my car
Four wheels, one key
I must be truly blessed
Life is a school and I’m passing the test
Two working headlights, four functional seats
And get a load of these pedals that I can push with my feet
There’s an AM radio that kicks you right in the ass
So turn down the treble, baby, and crank up the bass!
HEY! I own a car.
CAR!
I own a car, woman!
The cup holder holds anything as long as it’s a cup
I own a car!
CAR! CAR! CAR!
Look out, it’s beige! The coolest kind of brown a human can handle
Thank god that you’re sitting down
Check out these windows they’re totally clear
So you can watch in amazement as stuff gets more near
Do you believe in miracles?
We’re shooting off like a star!
Who needs a license, mama?
Oh! When you’ve got a car?
HEY! I own a car. Car! (Listen good)
I own a car, ya turkeys!
The engine is a mystery and no one knows how it works.
I own a car! CAR! CAR!
Guess what I own, boys!
Is it a phone?
No!
Is it a car?
N…oh yes, actually.
The boys guessed that much faster than I thought the boys would guess
I own a car! CAR!
I own a car!
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Featuring Jim Roach on acoustic guitar & backing vocals
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Listen to the album here: https://spoti.fi/3QJHnP1
Animated by: Dalton Brown @TheSmashToons
Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
Performed by TWRP and Ninja Sex Party
Produced by Jim Roach
Engineers: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
Assistant Engineer: Clinton Welander
Mixed by Jim Roach
Mastered by Randy Merrill
Editing by Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles California.
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Featuring Jim Roach on acoustic guitar & backing vocals
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Watch the original music video here: youtube.com/watch?v=LcmBALxDkRY
Video Credits:
Director: Ethan Nestor
Producer: Malika Lim Eubank
Production Manager: Malika Lim Eubank
Director of Photography: Zac Lim Eubank
Editor: Kelly Lyon
1st AC: Wesley Rodriguez
2nd AC: Lucas Eubank
PA Grip: Darren Hale
Hair & Makeup: Chrissy Lyn Kyle
GRIP: Brad Powers
Runner: Kailey Bray:
Talent Assistant Joel Kulchar
Cast:
Danny Sexbang: Dan Avidan
Ninja Brian: Brian Wecht
Dancer: Maxine Hupy
Shark: Alanah Pearce
Shark: Ross O’Donovan
Dinosaur: Arin Hanson
Dinosaur: Pamela Horton
Robot: Jacob Rabon
Robot: Nate Harlan
Music Credits:
Written by Dan Avidan and Brian Wecht
Piano: Brian Wecht
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Orchestration and Arrangement: Jim Roach
String Arrangment: Dallas Kruse
Produced by Jim Roach
Engineers: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
Assistant Engineer: Clinton Welander
Mixed by Jim Roach
Mastered by Randy Merrill
Editing by Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles California.
Special thanks to:
The Complex Theater
6476 Santa Monica Blvd
Los Angeles, CA 90038
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Watch the full 6969 video here: bit.ly/3awdVbR
Written By: Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht
Keys, Synths, and Piano: Brian Wecht
Drums: Havve Hogan
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Bass Commander Meouch
Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
Additional guitars: Jim Roach
Produced By: Jim Roach
Engineered By: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
Assistant engineered By: Clinton Welander
Mastered By: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Edited By: Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
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Video Credits
Created By: Apartment D (@apartmentdfilms)
Director: Sean Malony
Producer: Maximilian Lopez
Production Manager: Zoe Moacanin
Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz
Art Director: Tiffany Liu
Fabricator: Ilyssa Simsek
Additional Fabrication: Christine Brennan
Puppet Fabrication: Hannz Mulligan and Maximilian Lopez
Animators: Hans Voegeli, Daniel Ruiz and Sean Malony
Additional FX Animation: Kianu Morales
Production Assistant: Sierra Benhoff
Track Reader: Ricardo Munoz
Post Production: Yuya Takeda
Compositors: Shanti Hands, Daniel Ruiz, Sean Malony
Wolverine Wire Sculpture by: Dillon Markey
Watercolor Paintings by: Robyn Stanford
Chakra Illustration by: Jonathan Peartree
Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan
End Credits Editor: Zoe Kim
“NASA’s 4K View of April 17 Solar Flare” Credit to NASA’s Goddard Space Flight Center
Special Thanks to: Cami Kwan, Ari Grabb, Jason McLagan, Travis Lee, Sam Gurry, 24 Memes Per Second, Space Lube, Aaron Umetani, and all the rad artists at Apartment D
Music Credits
Written By: Dan Avidan & Brian Wecht
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Additional Vocals by Arin Hanson & Michael Starr
Keys, Synths, and Piano: Brian Wecht
Drums: Havve Hogan
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Bass Commander Meouch
Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
Additional guitars: Jim Roach
Produced By: Jim Roach
Engineered By: Jim Roach and Jerik Centeno
Assistant engineered By: Clinton Welander
Mastered By: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Edited By: Jerik Centeno and Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
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Directed by: Sean Barrett
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht & Jim Roach
Producer: Robin Spears
Executive Producer: Jamee Ranta
Director of Photography: Dillon Schneider
Production Designer: Traci Hays
Visual Effects: Sean Barrett
Editor: Kelly Lyon
Animation Team
Producer: Patrick Stannard
Director: India Swift
Colour Designer: Michael Doig
Character Designers:
Amanda Bell
India Swift
Story Artists
India Swift
Luke Weber
Federico Etchegaray
Layout Artists: Marc Hendry & Michael Doig
Background Artists:
Renee Violet
Michael Doig
Final Line Artists:
Hardik Manktala
Kevin Ryan
Gemma Roberts
India Swift
Animators:
Hardik Manktala
Kevin Ryan
Gemma Roberts
Vir Prieto
India Swift
Patrick Stannard
Lead Final Line Artist :
Bryony Evans
Post Production Artist:
Michael Doig
Cast:
Ninja Brian: Brian Wecht
Danny Sexbang: Dan Avidan
The Princess: Beatrice “The Ice Man” O’Neill
The King: Dave Brown
The Necromancer: Mark Fischbach
The Roommate: Seán McLoughlin
Wizard: Ross O/Donovan
Wizard: Jack Douglass
Wizard: Biniam Bizuneh
Knight #1: Lloyd Ahlquist
Knight #2: Eric Radic
Knight #3: Zubin Anklesaria
Knight #4: Robby Guerrero
Throne Room Guitarist: Jim Roach
Trumpeter: Maxi
Villagers:
Sterling Morris
Sydney Dowling
Holgie Forrester
Jack Bornoff
Russell Becker
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach
Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party
Dan Avidan: Vocals
Brian Wecht: Keys & Synths
TWRP
Havve Hogan: Drums
Lord Phobos: Guitar
Doctor Sung: Synths & Keys
Commander Meouch: Bass
Jim Roach: Additional guitars
Full Lyrics can be found at:
genius.com/Ninja-sex-party-the-mystic-crystal-lyrics
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Animated and directed by Simon Macko (@shoocharu)
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced and Engineered by: Jim Roach
Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party:
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Synths & Keys: Brian Wecht
TWRP
Drums: Havve Hogan
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Additional Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Percussion: Jim Roach
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
Hey there, baby, we met out on the dance floor
You pressed your body up against me all night long
I know what’s on your mind
Our souls are entwined
In a passionate embrace
The look in your eyes
Says “Take me tonight”
Well I’ve got just the place
A place where we can be alone
Unless my mom and dad are home
Welcome to my parents’ house
My mom left out some snackies
I bet your feeling horny now
So why don’t we get nasty
Hush now baby
You seem like a keeper
But your high heels are so loud
My dad is a light sleeper
I’ve got my very own room
And tons of free food
What’s your favorite juice?
We’ve got mango and apple and guava and apple
So many fuckin’ fruits
My mom buys pizza rolls for me
Can you believe this shit is free?
Welcome to my parents’ house
A king must have his castle
That’s my grandma’s basset hound
He’s such a sassy rascal.
Aren’t you, Marvin?
::Woof::
Shhhh!
Parents’ house
Parents’ house
We’re gonna bring the funk tonight
I’m getting the top bunk tonight
Drop and thump that junk tonight
Like a 360 dunk tonight
Mom’s cake is chocolate chunk tonight
This party’s getting crunk tonight
We’re sparkin’ up that skunk tonight
Cause I’m your disco hunk tonight
Welcome to my parents’ house
Welcome to my parents’ house
Let’s use our inside voices
::Woof::
SHHHHH!!!!
Sometimes my mom just hangs around
To make sure I make good choices
HIT IT!
Welcome to my parents’ house
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Animated by: Dalton Brown @TheSmashToons
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by Jim Roach
Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Recorded at Sunset Sound and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP
Drums: Havve Hogan
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Additional Guitars: Jim Roach
Cast:
Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang
Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
Little child, close your eyes
You’re like an angel in the moonlight
While you’re dreaming
A new day waits for you
Let this lullaby carry you through
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime)
Let my army of demons rock you to sleep
It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime)
Have sweet dreams while I rev my jeep
I see you’re still awake for some reason.
Was it the guitar solo? Was it the demons?
Yeah. People have told us that before.
Little child, just relax now
Let Brian play some gentle sax now
I’ll use this jackhammer
Right outside your door
The vibrations will help you sleep for sure
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime)
Let the laughter of Satan close your sleepy eyes
It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime)
Fighter jets tearing across the skies
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime)
There’s a boatload of pirates and they’re fighting police
It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime)
Here’s a carnivorous beaver and it’s hungry for meat
SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP! SLEEP!
Do you ever think about how ghosts can’t be stopped by anything?
Do you want to see a slideshow about where meat comes from?
Apparently lots of venomous snakes can open doors. Who knew!?
Check out my airhorn!
It’s Bedtime! (It’s bedtime)
Let the hellspawn of Zagoth mellow all of your dreams
It’s bedtime! (It’s fuckin’ bedtime)
Here’s one last bloodcurdling scream
AHHHHHHHHHH
Goodnight!
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Starring Mia Malkova @mia_malkova
Directed by Tucker Prescott @tucker.prescott
Music Credits
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by: Jim Roach
Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
Additional
Acoustic Guitar: Jim Roach
String Arrangements & Percussion: Jim Roach
Video Credits
A Preative Production @thepreative
Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath @felicityjayn
Producer: Maddy Milburn @madmilb
1st AD: Kelly McCrillis @themagickelly
1st AC: Gabe Twigg @gabe_twigg
Gaffer: Adam Siler @dadshirts
Grip: Liz Haan
Swing: Daniel Harvey @themanwithnonamedaniel
Hair + Makeup: Kelly Wilcox @Kelly.wilcox.50
Production Designer: Lux Jacques @luxjacques
Art Assistant: Macro Malo @macromalo
PA: Nickolas Grill @sic.semper.nickolas
PA: Hayley Manor @hayley.manor
PA: Raymond Hill
Animation: Imogen Scoppie @imogens_cool_pics
Editor: Kelly Lyon
Colorist: George Costakis
Cast
Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang @danny__avidan
Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian @bwecht
Mia Malkova: The Girl @mia_malkova
Eli Tucker: The Guy @elisjournal
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Special thanks to Bob at the Portland Film Office.
Lyrics:
Sometimes I think of you and I
I thought we made a perfect couple
But you said goodbye
Now time will heal a wounded heart
But when I look up at the stars
I wonder where you are
Now Tonight
I wonder who you’re slamming hard tonight
Who is looking deeply in your eyes
And railing the shit right out of you tonight
Whose balls are you gargling tonight?
I sit here underneath the moon
Wondering how our cherished memories
Were gone so soon
I throw a stone into the lake
And think about how you are all
I’ll ever know of grace
And tonight
Whose fuck-rod are you jacking off tonight
Who’s lifting you so gently to the sky
Then skewering you with meat-sword fuel tonight
Who are you slinging yogurt with tonight?
Tonight
I’m missing you like crazy tonight
I’m sitting here just thinking about why
I’m alone without you next to me tonight
Whose hog are you snarfing on tonight?
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Director/Animator: Sean Malony
Music Credits
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
Assistant Engineering and Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by: Jay Ruston
Mastered by: Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Ninja Sex Party
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
from TWRP:
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Synths & Keys: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Additional Guitars: Jim Roach
Drums: Nate VanDerPol
Background Vocals: Jack VanDerPol
Video Credits
Producer: Maximilian Lopez
Director of Photography: Warren Sheetz
Puppet Lead: Haanz Mulligan
Sakuga Animator: Kianu Morales
Animator/Fabricator: Christine Brennan
Fabricator: Ilssa Simsek
2D Animator/Illustrator: Robyn Stanford
3D Background Artist: Yuya Takeda
Post Production: Brenna Coleman
Creative Consultant: Cami Kwan
Amazing/Handsome Manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
When I was just a young man
I was wandering in the rain
Got struck by lightning in the junk
Fell to the ground in pain
But when I woke the next morning
I witnessed something odd
My nuts were supercharged
With glowing power from the gods
They were
Thunder & Lightning!
Globes of massive strength and size
Thunder & Lightning
Power spheres from beyond the skies
Orbs of might, made of radiant light
Thunder & Lightning
I now had a new calling
I was destined to fight crime
No man could escape the justice
My meaty clackers could provide
So I bought them a little unitard
And found them a tiny cape
Then ran to the the city’s toughest gang
And screamed “There’s no escape!”
From the wrath of
Thunder & Lightning!
Jewels that fell from an angel’s crown
Thunder & Lightning
Rounded junk that’ll take you down
Stones of war, tiny hammers of Thor
Thunder & Lightning
One with the power to electrify
One with the strength to smash
First you hear that rumble baby,
And then you see the flash!
My loins are filled like darkened clouds
Evil has no chance
All shall tremble before the storm
That gathers in my pants
Turns out being struck by lighting
Doesn’t give you any powers
They caved my head in with a pipe
And beat me for several hours
But as I lay there half-conscious
With my nuts exposed to air
I looked up to the blackened sky
And said an ancient prayer
Lord, if you’re there, please infuse my nuts with the power of a thousand suns.
Holy shit, you’re real???
Let there be
Thunder & Lightning
Acorns shot from the tree of life
Thunder & Lightning
High voltage nugs lighting up the night
Mighty balls gifted from Odin’s halls
Thunder & Lighting
Suck ‘em!
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Directed by Tucker Prescott, Stop Motion Animation by Apartment D Films
Starring Safiya Nygaard
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Additional Engineering & Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by: Randy Merrill, Sterling Sound NYC
String Arrangements by: Dallas Kruse
Ninja Sex Party is:
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP is:
Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional guitars, synths & programming: Jim Roach
Video credits:
A Preative Production
Starring: Safiya Nygaard
Director: Tucker Prescott
Executive Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath
Producer: Maddy Milburn
Director of Photography: Tucker Prescott
Second Camera: Madison Kirk
1st AD: Ismail Hameed
2nd AD: Keilon Thompson
1st AC: Chris Davidson
Gaffer: Adam Siler
Key Grip: Eddie Saucedo
Swing: Barret Nicols
Production Designer: Lucca Liberal
Art Assist: Anastasia Antonova
Food Stylist Kaylyn: Jade Study
Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons
Wardrobe Assist: Lola Gibbons
Wardrobe Assist: Kaycee Kuna
Lead Glam: Gina Espinoza
Animation: Apartment D Films
BTS: Mars Arayza
PA: Henrii Coleman
PA: Adrian Cobb
PA: Marlon Savinelli
PA: Carson Tucker
Cast
TWRP: TWRP
Maitre’D: Zan Alda
Server: Matt Watson
Vampire: Kailer Scopacasa
Vampire: Madeline Blomdahl
Extra: Stephanie Presz
Extra: Michael Proud
Extra: Aaron Valenzuela
Extra: Zafer Alpat
Extra: Robert Krell
Extra: Chantry Knox
Extra: Larry Herskovic
Extra: Danielle Hutchings
Extra: Gloria Laisure
Extra: Sharon Lubin
Extra: Kent Harris-Repass
Special thanks to Marinate Your Life, Mai Linh Nguyen, and Tyler Williams
Lyrics
I picked you up at eight
My heart was racing, and now we’re on our first date
You look so radiant as we walk into the restaurant
You start to talk and then I smile and nod
You told me about your life
But I was lost inside your oceanic eyes
Our hands touched briefly as the light reflected off your golden hair
A strong electric charge was in the air
Now it’s 10 o'clock
And the meal is done
But the conversation’s
Just begun
You’re fascinating
I feel blessed
But I have to be honest
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
My eyes are open wide
You speak with passion but I’m panicking inside
Cause I’ve been daydreaming about a Pterodactyl named Lamar
When he’s tired of flying he drives a car
He’s got to get to work on time
His nursing job is on the line
His wife is always on his case
Why can’t she give Lamar some space???
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Im pretty sure you’re telling me about your new job
I’m not absorbing anything - smile and nod
I’m thinking about ladders, if I tell you is that odd?
Is it my turn to talk? You’re looking at me OH GOD!
Focus…focus…Penguin in a costume
How many Draculas are hiding in this room?
Marlon Brando was so very handsome in his prime
I’d make an awesome cop if I could stop committing crimes
I don’t know what we’re talking about
I am totally lost
I don’t know what we’re talking about
I uh….where am I?
I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Lamar’s gonna have to go back to night school!
AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO CARES ABOUT THIS?
And I don’t know what we’re talking about
And I haven’t for a while
Let’s go back to my place and…Oh…I see you left at some point.
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On this date, ten years ago, we released "The Decision!" Thank you all for an amazing decade!!!
Watch the original video here: youtube.com/watch?v=zUvH7cGiNl8
Director/Editor/VFX: Sean Barrett
instagram.com/mrseanbarrett
Music Credits:
Written by: Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced & Engineered by: Jim Roach
Recorded at Sunset Sound Recordings and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Additional Engineering & Editing by: Jerik Centeno
Mixed by: Thom Flowers
Mastered by: Dale Becker
Ninja Sex Party is:
Vocals: Dan Avidan
Keys & Synths: Brian Wecht
TWRP is:
Talkbox/Synthesizer: Doctor Sung
Bass: Commander Meouch
Guitar: Lord Phobos
Drums: Havve Hogan
Additional guitars, synths & programming: Jim Roach
Video Credits:
Production Manager: Maddy Milburm
Producer: Felicity Jayn Heath
Cinematographer: Sean Barrett
Editor: Sean Barrett & Ben Perry
VFX: Sean Barrett & Ben Perry
Wardrobe Stylist: Chanel Gibbons
Hair & Makeup: Gina Espinoza
Gaffer: Haneul Kim
Production Assistant: Joe Martinez
Cast:
Dan Avidan: Danny Sexbang
Brian Wecht: Ninja Brian
Julie Katz: The Girl
Arielle Creager: Dancer
Erica Murray: Dancer
Mary Reeser: Dancer
Leigh Anna Kent: Dancer
Amazing/handsome) manager: Brent Lilley
Lyrics:
You’re probably thinking to yourself
It’s been ten years, so where and how
Is Ninja Sex Party now?
Well we’re still freakin awesome and we’re back at your house!
Once we came to see
Who you wanted to sleep with, Brian or me
Now’s your second chance, Congrats in advance
We’re all grown up and ready for romance
Now maybe we can help you out
Cause Brian and I are still single somehow
We’ve been on tour
Now we’re so fucking mature
The sexual arousening
You richly deserve is what we can bring
But before we begin
Let me tell you where we’ve been
We’ve had so many adventures
I’ve made meaningful love to furniture
We’ve been on Road Trips round the world
I had almost-sex with like a hundred girls
FYI I learned Why I Cry
There were Unicorn Wizards and Samurai
Dick, dick, balls
Heed my boners’ calls
Some were from the heart, some had no reason at all
Now here we are at your door
After laser filled fights with dinosaurs
Got my dragon lance
But I still just want to dance
Went to 6969
Learned that I was cool as fuck, just on the inside
In our Party of Three
We’re the nut lords of your dreams
Wow. In the ten years since we last saw each other, we’ve grown so much.
As people, as musicians, and also as people.
Oh and since you’re probably wondering. Here’s a short list I compiled of everybody in the world who does not have a crippling STD
…Number One: Ninja Brian. Oh sorry wrong list.
Brian’s got an STD
Brian’s got an STD
An STD
Brian’s got an STD
An STD
…And I don’t get it
He probably shouldn’t
He’s never even had real sex with a woman
And when we kiss
Brian will be pissed
He’ll have to die alone with his micropenis
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Featuring TWRP on instruments: bit.ly/2JAW1Yr
Directed and Edited by Sean Barrett: instagram.com/mrseanbarrett
Produced by Sean Barrett and Felicity Jayn Heath
Shot by:
Sean Barrett
Aislinn Lowe
Samuel Heath-Dray
Goldie Soetianto
Filmed on location in Australia, obviously.
Ninja Sex Party:
Danny Sexbang (Dan Avidan): Vocals
Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht): Keyboards
TWRP:
Doctor Sung: Talkbox/Synthesizer
Commander Meouch: Bass
Lord Phobos: Guitar
Havve Hogan: Drums
Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach.
Produced by Jim Roach
Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles.
Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Management: Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com.
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Filmed on location at Meow Wolf in Santa Fe, NM
Director/Editor: Tucker Prescott
Cam Op/Gaffer: Adam Siler
PA/Swing: Connor Brunson
PA/Swing: Pedro LDV
Elevated party dancers: The Era Queens
Ground-level party dancers: The Meow Wolf Gang
Ninja Sex Party:
Danny Sexbang (Dan Avidan): Vocals
Ninja Brian (Brian Wecht): Keyboards
TWRP:
Doctor Sung: Talkbox/Synthesizer
Commander Meouch: Bass
Lord Phobos: Guitar
Havve Hogan: Drums
Additional guitars, synths, and programming by Jim Roach.
Produced by Jim Roach
Recorded at Sonic Ranch Studios in TX, and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles.
Engineered by Jim Roach and Mario Ramirez
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Management: Brent Lilley, brentlilley@gmail.com.
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Animated by Simon Macko (@shoocharu)
House Shot by Renee Violet (@planetrazzmataz)
Written by Dan Avidan, Brian Wecht, and Jim Roach
Produced and Engineered by Jim Roach
Additional Engineering by Eric Palmquist
Recorded at Palmquist Studios and Santa Monica Recordings in Los Angeles, CA
Mixed by Thom Flowers
Mastered by Randy Merrill at Sterling Sound, NYC
Dan Avidan - Vocals
Brian Wecht - Keys & Synths
Havve Hogan - Drums
Lord Phobos - Guitar
Doctor Sung - Synths & Keys
Commander Meouch - Bass
Jim Roach - Guitars
Lyrics
Hey girl, welcome to my house party
It’s a giant mansion baby, don’t slip on all my money
Yeah there’s a lot of models, and some supermodels too
Don’t touch my diamond fridge, it cost more than the country of Peru
Seduction is like a game of chess…and I’m the queen. Wait…
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night
It’s a mansion party
Yo that tiger’s super tight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll snort champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, and later on’s a panda fight
Hey girl, heard you couldn’t find the dance floor
Just walk right past the garden
Go through the Spanish French doors
Turn right at the seventh bathroom
Then a left at my laser car
You can ride my purebred stallion, if you hit my moat you’ve gone too far
Take an upside down left at the MC Escher stairs
OK, you’re almost halfway there
Can’t stop, won’t stop, dancing deep into the night, it’s a mansion party
I bought a yacht just for tonight
And if you’re feeling naughty, we’ll smoke champagne by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, now let’s watch two pandas fight
Can’t stop, won’t stop, nonstop runnin’ for my life
It’s a mansion party, I pray to god we all survive
And if you’re feeling saucy, we’ll grab some spears by candlelight
It’s a mansion party, we’re droppin’ pandas left and right