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One of the few stand-ups Vernon Chatman did in the late 90s, this one was in Conan's late night stand-up segment.
Sorry about the quality, YouTube's compression fucks this video up beyond acceptable levels and there is nothing I can do about it. If you want better quality, watch it on Conan's website.
Huge thanks to Team Coco for archiving and publishing this! (and thanks for claiming the video without blocking it worldwide!).
The album "Magically Bad" was initially released by Phiiliip on his website and then re-released for free or pay what you want on Bandcamp. You can get the album here: wirekid.bandcamp.com/album/magically-bad
LYRICS (from Phiiliip's website -- phiiliip.com/opensunsong.html):
We’ve been granted permitation
To split into serrated spreadshards
For selves to shift and shelves to sift
Into timeclock spit straight up the rift
Music shivers, music bleeds
Music crawls across your feet
Float a quandary, be a stir
And velocities will soon occur
Face away from the sun
Face away from the sun
You can never be stunned
You can never be stunned
Scraping out hidden fun
Oh what a glorious gun
We’re losing syllables as we fall from the clouds
All shrinking down into drifting shrouds
We’re losing syllables as we float down the tracks
We’ll still be killable but you might need an ax
I’m going by what's presented to me
So I take all my time and multiply it by three
You’ll swallow quinine laced with xanthan gum
So you eat and drink and huff it all and then say yum
It’s a nude asphyxiating tracing rainbows of the brew
It’s equipped to stay protected, it’s a chainsaw for the chew
It’s resisting embrivations like a tendril in the glue
I was thinking 37 you were thinking 1.2
It’s the same money over and over
It’s the dirt that you slap off a 9 leaf clover
Dirt that's left by little paws
A distant midnight ashroud in gauze
The moonless words all charged in straws
The intercom that lacks a cause
The penguin flaunting all our laws
The sun was a mite wavery
Every muscle was flexing in slavery
Gallons of dishsoap poured from our open sun
Sun. Sun.
We place figs in our emblem of fun
We lay twigs in honor of our open sun
But our skin was leaking while our sun was open
So our scorched descendants will be bleached with no kin
The air spat molecules to the rhythm of flex
The sky was wiggling its beak in accordance
The earth had consultants scanning the codex
The heaviest program so able so dense
The album "Magically Bad" was initially released by Phiiliip on his website and then re-released for free or pay what you want on Bandcamp. You can get the album here: wirekid.bandcamp.com/album/magically-bad
LYRICS (from Phiiliip's website -- phiiliip.com/homefreeze.html):
I got my pisser and some aptitude
Key lime pie sliced I hit my mood
I do the distance till it accrue
I keep my hammer on the fast food
I meet the pendants in a bad mood
I spill my canapes on the screwed
I saw and then I say that it good
I got to feeling that was just rude
Isn’t it great to be lost in the forest
Isn’t it great to rust in the glen
It need embrace a caress
Glutting and rusting again
The album "Magically Bad" was initially released by Phiiliip on his website and then re-released for free or pay what you want on Bandcamp. You can get the album here: wirekid.bandcamp.com/album/magically-bad
LYRICS (from Phiiliip's website -- phiiliip.com/1400friends.html):
You’ve got 1400 friends and nobody to talk to
You made your amends now the feeling is locked on through
So what can you do
That's 1400 friends and nobody to talk to
They'll throw you several cords but they’re only to shock you
Until the intrigue is through
1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends
All stumbling dead ends, all stumbling dead ends
1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends
Not a message to send, descend
1400 friends and nobody to talk to
Good heaven forfend should the feeling descend on you
You’ll be coming unglued
1400 friends and nobody to talk to
You leak like a tent but nobody brought screws
Cause the problem is too
1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends
Rotting ears to lend, to send
1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends 1400 friends
But one will to bend, so bend
(Thanks to Jordan Cooper for the heads up!)
Original description from before the update:
A seemingly forgotten Muckafurgason track from their album "Don't Try This At Home", a CD they self-released on mp3.com in 2001-2(?). Tracks from this album are (nearly) impossible to be found online since there doesn't seem to be any discussions about it.
I managed to recover this single track with the help of MySpace Dragon Hoard (archive.org/details/myspace_dragon_hoard_2010).
Thanks to Andy for providing the CD pics used in the video.
Apologies for the bad audio quality, there is nothing I can do about it since all songs in the archive are mp3s with a low bitrate. Better than nothing. Enjoy!
Direct download link: archive.org/download/myspace_dragon_hoard_2010/37.zip/37/std_b8ce42e0ed2c3c076747fa9436a58b71.mp3
Un-direct download link: archive.org/download/myspace_dragon_hoard_2010/37.zip
Note: The slash at the end of the URL is necessary, otherwise, it will direct-link you to download the entire ZIP file, which is over 10GB.
It will take a while for the page to load but once it's loaded, hit CTRL+F and copypaste this: std_b8ce42e0ed2c3c076747fa9436a58b71
Original air date: April 1st, 2006
This is a cut down version of the full 1-hour program of "The Sound of Young America" (Now called "Bullseye with Jesse Thorn").
You can listen to the full program at: npr.org/2006/04/01/480478781/-un-clean-4-1-06
John and Vernon's interview starts at 27:53
This interview aired on October 14th, 2005.
Sorry about the audio quality, that's just how it is in the file.
*this website is long gone
Huge thanks to [bumpworthy]: bumpworthy.com/bumps/588
This bump's original air date is unknown, but from the "Coming November" text at the end it's safe to assume that it aired sometime in September/October of 2007, giving that Xavier's premiere happened on November 4, 2007
Huge thanks to [bumpworthy]: bumpworthy.com/bumps/1445
This bump aired on Sunday, April 19th, 2009.
This interview was released by KUCI (kuci.org -- 88.9FM in Irvine) on June 4th, 2009.
You can listen to it on iTunes: podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/pffr-podcast/id293138910?i=1000055464955
Or through their website directly: kuci.org/podcastfiles/848/PFFR%20Podcast.mp3
If you are curious about what 29 Wah's do, there you go: Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah. Wah.
The full pilot is available for free on Adult Swim's Vimeo account: vimeo.com/303380455
Before you ask, the version of "Long Lankin" used in this version is the one by The Wainwright Sisters: youtu.be/yX78qFR4S20 (The part used in the credits starts at 2:26, finishes at 2:39, and gets mashed with the last 20 seconds)
Turner EST claimed this video so there might be some ads displayed.
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost
These tracks were NOT made by me, all rights belongs to the (now dead) 1UP Show.
Long gone, but not forgotten.
The soundtrack is also available on the Internet Archive.
archive.org/details/1upshowost