I accidentally Hotel MarioTimoteiLSD2011-02-19 | is this dangerous?Unofficial retirement.TimoteiLSD2014-04-09 | As I have to keep my life in a balance that keeps me stable and satisfied with the things I spend time on, I am now retiring from producing YouTube material. I call this 'unofficial', because there's a small chance of me maybe doing something at some future point (just don't count on it). I'm also not going to delete my account, since I still want to easily access my favourites and let you people re-watch my stuff however you wish. However, this does mean that I won't be properly active here and I also won't check on my messages, so don't try to contact me through YouTube.
I am still going to be active through my Tumblr: http://timoteilsd.tumblr.com But this is just for the people who are interested in my other things. If you've solely followed me for the sake of my YouTube Poops, then this is the end of the line, I reckon.
This was actually finished a bit more than about a year ago already, but due to some complications and delays, the collab itself is up a wee bit late. But I still waited patiently, and now that it's up, I feel honoured to be included in this delightful collaborative Poop effort about one of my favourite cartoon series ever (many thanks for re-introducing me to it too, Zoroark).
Obviously, majority of the time working on this was spent on the animated portion (eternal thanks to my mate, Matty, for helping out with the colouring process of frames), which is why the rest of the Poop doesn't probably feel as detailed and well-made as many of my other works. I still had fun and I wish to further incorporate more planned out animation in my future works.
May is best Kanker.Thug Life.TimoteiLSD2013-09-15 | Skating around at the speed of BOOM BITCH.Thomas the Wank Engine.TimoteiLSD2013-09-05 | This short film from 1995 won Oscars in the following categories: •Worst Directing •Worst Acting •Worst Soundtrack •Worst Accent Impersonations •Worst Comedy •Worst Drama •Worst Special Effects •Worst Sex Scenes •Worst Sausages
13/10 "It kinda sucks." -IGNBowser wins a lifetime supply of yeast infections.TimoteiLSD2013-08-10 | How do I fuckingOf Avians and Rodents.TimoteiLSD2013-06-24 | Wey aye.
My apologies in advance, but I've been terribly busy. I have plans for two upcoming YouTube Poops, but I've barely even started working on either of them. I still have things I need to finish, and July's going to be busy, as I'm going to have to be rehearsing my role for a theatre play. Until then, fillers are a possibility. As some of you may know, animation is a hobby of mine. Anyone who actually knows me, will know that I truly respect the traditional art of frame-by-frame animation. Nothing beats the feeling of actually drawing and seeing your shite come to life. This silly thing took me about 6-8 hours, which I used up in two days. My good friend, Matty, did the voice of Donald (cheers, mate. ♥) while I did Mickey's. The original sauce is from a picture I found somehow through Google. dl.dropboxusercontent.com/u/78297853/Romance.jpgDick, D.M.D.TimoteiLSD2013-05-09 | The description has fallen under the use of sexual violation.Uri Geller.wmvTimoteiLSD2013-04-16 | JAY JAY JAY BEEE JAY BEEE SPOOAAARTSBatman loses his Batsocks in his Batwashing machine.TimoteiLSD2013-03-20 | A personal tribute to The Batman, because I really enjoyed the series. I can name quite a few episodes I absolutely love and it had a huge impact on me and my interest in the world of Batman in general.
Bran flakes.Diddys Cum Fest.wmvTimoteiLSD2013-02-03 | 1:43 to get to the actual cum fest.
Also, see how I bloody can't keep my eyes on the camera, because I continuosly get distracted by my own sexyness in the webcam screen thing on my monitor.Big Fucking Business.TimoteiLSD2013-01-14 | Laurel and Hardy fail to realise that selling Christmas trees after Christmas isn't particularly profitable.A Merry Chrismoos with Mr. Mundy.TimoteiLSD2012-12-18 | Happy celebrations on whatever it is you celebrate, you tits.Kill me.wmvTimoteiLSD2012-10-28 | I'm feeling a bit rubbish at the moment.
My desktop computer had a breakdown a few days ago and while I do have access to the majority of my stuff through my external harddrive, I'm forced to use my old laptop and it's such a mediocre and sluggish piece of bollocks, that I can't even be bothered to work on my projects. I feel so bloody useless right now, I can't stand it. I want my computer fixed ASAFP. I can't do fucking shit with this shoddy gobshite. Fuck.Robotnik takes care of his morning wood.TimoteiLSD2012-09-25 | My entry for THE ROBOTNIK COLLAB III: REVENGE OF THE SONIC. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W5WrZaSLWzw&feature=plcpLorgasme de dix secondes.TimoteiLSD2012-08-19 | My entry to The Fourth Ten Seconds Collab. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6-4eMr_ss8
Julien Neel's Lou! is absolutely fantastic.Reverse Cowgirl with a Philips CD-i.TimoteiLSD2012-08-14 | I wouldn't recommend it.Go the Fuck to Sleep.TimoteiLSD2012-07-31 | A reading of a fantastic bedtime story.
Song sauce: The Picture Book from Professor Layton and the Lost Future.SUPER MACHO VIRUSTimoteiLSD2012-07-25 | Been a bit low on inspiration as of now.The Legend of Pumkin: A Lunch to the PastTimoteiLSD2012-07-05 | Give him da budder.Professor Layton and the Radioactive Stotty Cake.TimoteiLSD2012-06-26 | Aa'm happy an ah've got me guddybag. It's a guddun an aal, ham an peasepuddin stotty cyek, watta, a bottle of beer... wey man, wot's not ter leyk? An aa neely forgot, ther had black pudden and tripe. Aye, tripe. Aa didden see anyone ackshly eat any, but ther had pickled unyuns an aal. Aaal gud healthy re-fuellin as ye'll agree aa'm shoowa.
But next time ye betta leave summa dat stotty cyek for me, ya merr.REMOVE EGGSTimoteiLSD2012-06-14 | ...Fucking Filler.wmvTimoteiLSD2012-06-01 | Watch in awe as I flail my hands around making irrelevant gestures and buggering up whatever words I'm supposed spout out of my mouth.Super Mario Brotherly Love.wmvTimoteiLSD2012-05-18 | Having spent about a month making sure that I'll graduate from vocational school, I started to feel a bit rusty and out of touch, since I haven't been working on any of my YouTube related projects. I decided to start with a little warm-up, before I'll move on to bigger ones.Turning the Lights Out for Advanced SexpertsTimoteiLSD2012-04-13 | Round 6 - TimoteiLSD vs. Chemistryguy: The Finale
Righty-o, the thing is that Chemistryguy informed me of his retirement afterwards he was done with Round 3, so I decided to turn Round 4 into a little tribute to him. However, he suggested me to continue regularly, as he hinted to me that he decided not to retire, but to slow down. I did what I did, but I thought to myself "Hell, I decided to make him a tribute and that's what I'm bloody going to do".
And thus, it is here. I don't know, maybe I went a bit overboard with it, maybe I didn't.
But anything, Chemistryguy deserves it. I mean he's in his 40's, has a family and the guv is a marvelous and interesting Pooper in general. He's bloody awesome.
I hope all of you enjoyed following this buggery as much as I enjoyed participating in it. From the bottom of my heart, thank you all.ISMO REMIX 2057TimoteiLSD2012-03-27 | hurjan hassuChe diavolo stai facendo?TimoteiLSD2012-03-04 | My deepest gratitudes to AntonioBartalesi for showing me this... oddity.
I was supposed to save this sauce for the tennis match, but I couldn't help myself, so I made this horrible filler as a result.Dont be the Caliph instead of the CaliphTimoteiLSD2012-02-19 | Round 4 - TimoteiLSD vs. chemistryguy
Even if this might be our final round Just don't let that get you down I wish you the best of joy and luv Oh chemistryguy, my precious bruv.Dont be an EggTimoteiLSD2012-02-02 | Round 2 - TimoteiLSD vs. chemistryguy
I would not in a sock, I would not with a cock, I do not like pineapples in my pizza pie, I do not like them, oh chemistryguy.Luigis socks suffer from dehydration.TimoteiLSD2012-01-06 | Nice catch, Mario.New Super Mario 64 Galaxy 3D World Bros. Wii 7: The Lost Levels: Behind the Scenes.TimoteiLSD2011-12-19 | An exclusive Collector's Edition Documentary DVD, with only two copies ever produced. One is in the possession of Andrea Bocelli, while the other one belongs to the Pope.New Super Mario 64 Galaxy 3D World Bros. Wii 7: The Lost LevelsTimoteiLSD2011-11-29 | I'm still busy, and I don't have time to work on a proper poop as of now. Sorry people.
I had to do a shitload of retakes for many parts and I still ended up sounding utterly unintelligible for most of the time.
Watch with "Transcribe audio".A Day in the Rape Kitchen with TimoteiLSD.TimoteiLSD2011-10-20 | Alright, bruvsters. My current life is keeping me busy and a tad bit frustrated, so as of now, I don't have much time to work on any spectacular YouTube Poops or silly animations. I felt like I still needed to fill this gap of emptiness somehow, so I slapped this shit together in mere five hours or so. My most sincere apologies if you were actually waiting for something at least decent, but this is the best I can do for now. Give me some time, so I can sort out my personal shite.Professor Layton and the Art of Gentlemanliness.TimoteiLSD2011-09-17 | Maria Darling is the perfect Luke; Lani Minella can go sod a dog.Ponies and sarsaparilla do not mix.TimoteiLSD2011-09-09 | My entry to the Friendship is Magic collab, which you can view here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSBaaeaqHiE
Many, many thanks to Likety for giving me this grand opportunity, since this is the very first time for me being part of a Poop collaboration and I feel honoured to have my own work mashed in between the art of all these wonderful and famous people. ಥ‿ಥDerp it like a man.TimoteiLSD2011-08-26 | Filler time with Derpy Hooves.
Song sauce:
Dragonette - Take It Like a Man (The Toxic Avenger Remix)
Special thanks to MTHERULERMAN for the lyrics:
DUH DEH PONY DERPY DERP
DUH UH EHEHEH PONY DERPY DERP
DUH DEH PONY DERPY DERP
DUH DEH PONY DE- ERP
(repeat ∞ times)PlayStation 3s batteries are sold separately.TimoteiLSD2011-07-23 | During our last meeting, my psychiatrist told me that I apparently need to learn to take control of my emotional issues and stop acting so impulsively. I then lunged at her and literally loved her to death on top of her desk, after which I had to whistle for a cab, so I could get a ride back to Bel-Air.Friendship is Serious Business.TimoteiLSD2011-07-02 | I was promised eternal friendship, but all I got was a pair of sore buttocks.No beavers allowed.TimoteiLSD2011-06-11 | Furries and shrooms. What could possibly go wrong?Panty and Stocking with KorobeinikiTimoteiLSD2011-05-21 | I'm busy with everything, I'm low on ideas and I hate myself. Have a filler.Hardcore Toothbrush on Dr. Rabbit Action.TimoteiLSD2011-04-23 | Now, don't your teeth feel all clean and fresh?Bruno Mars digests a grenade through his rectum.TimoteiLSD2011-03-26 | I'm sorry, but I fucking hate this song.Mario eats pasta thats been diagnosed with HIV.TimoteiLSD2011-01-03 | 1. Call the police.
2. Tell them to fuck off.
3. ????
4. Profit!King Harkinian meets Chef Antoine.TimoteiLSD2010-12-16 | I really hate it when I come up with a new idea and start losing interest to it halfway through. Just another half-assed attempt at animation. The original audio of the cutscene is taken from Dead Rising 2, with additional shit slapped together and the animation done to match the audio. No voice acting of my own here.
Please, try to ignore the uninteresting backgrounds.Epic Sax Guy feat. Rick Astley feat. Foo Fighters feat. Will Smith feat. Dead or AliveTimoteiLSD2010-12-11 | I'm working on a few animation projects, so expect fillers.Video made without seeing the video or hearing the audio.TimoteiLSD2010-12-05 | Made in Sony Vegas, with no preview and all audio muted, whatsoever.
I suppose I didn't rape it enough in the end.Robbie Rotten isnt feeling very adventurous.TimoteiLSD2010-11-27 | ...I think I died.