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WOT This Way - A WOT IDOL Wheel of Time Parody of Aerosmiths WALK THIS WAY WWNtv 2025-08-16 | WOT THIS WAY (Lyrics by Rob Christianson, Weekly Wheel News. Instrumentation and original song: Aerosmith) v2#SAVEWOTGUEST VOCALISTS:Perrin the BondsmithTom "Tom'aran'rhiod" CocozzaPatrick LightbodyGUEST APPEARANCES BY:Mark "Cenn Buie the Axeman" KrepelaDan "Angus" HufnagelLauren "Slash" Roundy (Unraveling the Pattern)Elder "Van Halen" SpudmonkeyKoala "Blind Melon Chitlin'" SedaiND Slash'a’manPatrick "We Ain't Gonna Take It" Lightbody Eilonwy n' David n' Roses Heather "Husker Du" SedaiMoon Megadeth'shadow The cast and crew of The Wheel of Time by Sony Pictures Television and Amazon MGM StudiosThe Women's CircleAND FEATURING:Alyssa "Fancy" Powers as Elayne TrakandTECHNICAL CONSULTATION:Perrin the BondsmithC'est L'AviWardrobe provided by New Creations By Jen"Pink Ribbons" Mat & Tylin artwork by Edsel Arnold--LYRICS:Fantasy lover always reading ‘neath the covers ‘til I talked to my buddy, say: he said “You ain't read nothing til you try Bob Jordan then you're sure to be A' changing ways I met a sheepherder turned a real young leaderIn those tales, now i reminisce:It was a itty bitty village where the trollocs came to pillage and the plot took a crazy twist,like this!They was all Great Huntin’ for the Dragon Reborn and the Shadow Risin’ up in book 4.Asmo dying was a riddle, then sloggin' in the middle, Faile gone but we didn’t careThat Sevanna came to dance And Mat took a chance On a queenie who just wanted to play, That’s when Rand started schoolin’And ol’ Perrin got to movin’ and the Seanchan, they were here to stay! So they told me to…WOT this way!Read this way!WOT this way!Read this way! WOT this way!Read this way!WOT this way!Re-read this way! JUST GIMME A HINT… RAFO Mike and Kate were so classy that wegave em all a passywhen they still said Mo-guh-deen, Then a Rosie kinda lady made a deal to read ‘em lately and we knew we was hearing a queen! We were hard core fan freaks, always quick with a theoryWhen the wheel got dusty I learned,The last battle was a’comin’ and the fandom was a’hummin’ whenRafe gave the Wheel a turn (and burn!) Igloo swingin' with the maiden in the snowAnd Raken flyin' up in the airPlayin “hey diddle diddle”Wishing he was in the middlewith Min and the Daughter Heir!Eggy took a big leapAs the Amyrlin SeatWith Elaida who was ready to play.it was us Verin was foolin''Cause she knew what she was doin'When she served us up the tea that day (she taught us to)WOT this way Read this wayWOT this wayRe read this way WOT this way Read this wayWOT this wayRe-read this way JUST GIMME A HINT… [Guitar Solo]WOT’s this?[Guitar Solo]But the pipe? What’s with the pipe?What do you mean, Lanfear’s not dead? But who killed Asmodean?I know! Taim is Demandred!--The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://patreon.com/wwn
Christmas At DefClown Zero WWNtv 2024-12-14 | "Christmas at DefClown Zero" by Weekly Wheel News - a WOT Idol Parody of "Christmas at Ground Zero" by Weird Al YankovicLyrics:It's Christmas @ DefClown zeroThere's music in the airThe sleigh bells are ringing, and the carolers are singingWhile the Content Creators share!It's Christmas @ Def Clown zeroThe button has been pressedPrime Video just let us knowThat this is not a testEverywhere the Pattern is Unravelin’Someone’s gonna leak CCXPKritter’s gotten back to Ticky Tokkin’It’s time to join the Dusty Wheel LivestreamIt's Christmas @ DefClown zeroThe Kevaethon Cycle’s nowThanks to Theory Crew and Priyanka tooFallout’s not the only the mushroom cloud(Interlude) You might see WOTup on your YouTubeTalk’aran’rhiod got some tea to spill But if Prime low-key posts the trailerYou better not scoop The Weekly WheelOh, it's Christmas @ DefClown zeroAnd if the family’s all away I'll log on with you and see all the new Insta stories on WOT WednesdayIt's Christmas @ DefClown ZeroJust a few weeks left to goWe’ll all RT the tweets by TOCUnderneath the mistletoeIt's Christmas @ DefClown zeroTrailer Gai’don is on its wayThe Wheel will turn , hope we don’t get burned On this jolly holidayOur guard is down, hope we don’t get clownedOn this jolly Holiday! --The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWN
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IM STILL CHANNELING - A Wheel of Time Parody by Rob Christianson for WOT Idol 2024 WWNtv 2024-07-05 | "I'M STILL CHANNELING", a Wheel of Time themed parody of "I'm Still Standing" by Elton John and Bernie Taupin, created by Rob Christianson. LYRICS:You could never know what it's likeYour blood like fire, freezing just like iceThere's a cold, lonely light shinin’ out of viewAnd you wind up all saidin-mad, with his taint in youAnd now ya think Logain could never win?Well look at me, I'm a-stuck in CairhienI got a taste for wine in a simple way But if you need to know, I ain’t channelin'Just eatin’ curds and whey(Chorus)Don't you know, I ain’t channeling better than I ever did?Lookin' like Fantasy Moses, laughing at that little kidI ain’t channeling after all this timePickin' up the pieces of my life with Taint Sauce on my mind! I ain’t channeling (nah nah nah) I ain’t channeling (nah nah nah) Once, I never coulda hoped to winBut angry Nynaeve’s got me healed me again The shields they made were meant to keep me downBut if Rafe got me to Andor, I’d be in Black by now(Chorus)But now I’m channeling better than I ever canLookin' like a black coat Soldier, feelin' like an Asha’manNow I’m channeling after all this timeRebranding that Black Tower, glory on my mind Now i’m channeling (yeah yeah yeah) Now I’m channeling (yeah yeah yeah) Now ya know I’m still channeling better than I ever didLookin' like a badass Soldier, feelin' like an Asha’manI’m still channeling after all this time,Rebranding that Black Tower, glory on my mind I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) I’m still channeling (yeah yeah yeah) --Lyrics: Rob ChristiansonVocals: Rob ChristiansonFeaturing: Dan Hufnagel, Howard Aspinall and Eric Hogle (Black-Tower.Net)Jorge Chavez (Ta'veren Tavern)Josh'a'man (Black Tower Podcast)The Taint Puppets - Sifl and OllySpecial Thanks to:Lauren @UnravelingthePattern Alyssa @OnePowerBallads Koala @koalasedaiAndrew @BlackTowerPodcast Dan, Howard & Eric @ Black-Tower.netTaveren Tavern @TaverenTavern Siansonea @Siansonea C'est l'AviRapunzl347GorgoHybridHavocAradiapediaVance the Bard of the Red HandJon @WoTUp Matt & Anas @TheDustyWheel The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWNView our socials at http://linktr.ee/weeklywheelnews
BREAKING NEWS! UNBOXING presents from The Wheel of Time! WWNtv 2023-08-31 | The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWN
The Wheel of Time season 2 episodes 1-3 review! (Spoiler free!) WWNtv 2023-08-31 | Rob’s brief review of episodes 1-3 of season 2 of The Wheel of Time on Amazon Prime Video
WiTCon 2022 - Weep for Manetheren - BTP, Beth & Rob WWNtv 2023-06-29 | BTP, Rob and Beth sing Weep for Manetheren in the bar. Horribly.
WoTCon 2022 - Weep for Manetheren 2 WWNtv 2023-06-29 | the WoTcon 2022 crowd sings “weep for Manetheren” in the lobby
Weep for Manetheren - sang at WoTCon 2022 by the crowd WWNtv 2023-06-29 | the WoTcon 2022 crowd sings “weep for Manetheren” in the lobby
WoTCon 2022 - singing along to “Turning of the Wheel” by Joel Henley WWNtv 2023-06-29 | The whole crowd at WoTCon 2022 singing along to “Turning of the Wheel” by Joel Henley
AMADICIA: The Ballad of Dain Bornhald - A Wheel of Time parody of CALEDONIA WWNtv 2023-05-22 | A lament by Dain Bornhald after the battle of Falme. (Parody of "Caledonia" by Dougie MacLean)LYRICS:I don't know if you can see the changes that have come over meIn these last few days I've been afraid that I might drift awaySo I've been hearin' stories 'bout my da, that make me think about where I came fromFalme's the reason why I seem so far away todayLet me tell you Da, I love you, that I think about you all the timeAmadicia you're calling me and now I'm going homeBut if I should but find that Darkfriend,you know that HE would make me more than madAmadicia's been everything I've ever hadI have rode and I've kept on riding, proved Ordeith’s points that needed provingBurned the Witches that needed burning, Met trollocs on the wayI have sat my horse and left them crying, Loved my Brandy, yes there's no denyingI have traveled hard, sometimes with conscience flyin' like leaves upon the windFather, let me tell you that I love you, that I think about you all the timeAmadicia you're calling me and now I'm going homeBut if I should become a Darkfriend, you know that it would make me more than sadAmadicia's been everything I've ever hadNow I'm sitting here before the fire, the cracklin’ sound o' the Witches’ pyre,The flames that couldn't get any higher, well they've withered, now they've goneBut I'm zealous an' my way is clear and I know who I will hunt tomorrowWith her hands removed and the ashes cool, to Aybara I'll away...But let me tell you that I love you, that I think about you all the timeAmadicia, you're calling me and now I'm going homeFor if I should befriend that Darkfriend, you know that it would make me more than sadAmadicia's been everything I've ever had.VIDEOS PROVIDED BY PEXELS and SONY/AMAZON STUDIOS. With gratitude: Video by Ruvim Miksanskiy: pexels.com/video/bright-autumn-colors-1583096Video by Kelly: pexels.com/video/low-lying-clouds-covers-the-mountain-side-2888383Video by Taryn Elliott: pexels.com/video/series-of-sea-waves-kissing-the-coastline-3115738Video by Taryn Elliott: pexels.com/video/boulders-of-rock-lying-along-the-coastline-of-the-sea-in-cape-town-south-africa-3326930Video by Ruvim Miksanskiy: pexels.com/video/a-beautiful-view-of-sunset-2231485Video by Tom Fisk: pexels.com/video/water-falls-off-a-rocky-mountain-cliff-2933375Video by Free Videos: pexels.com/video/person-relaxes-at-a-lake-854101Video by Tom Fisk: pexels.com/video/a-road-built-through-plantation-and-forest-2848072Video by Pixabay: pexels.com/video/foggy-mountain-855615Video by Pressmaster: pexels.com/video/icecaps-covering-the-mountains-ranges-3214448Video by Taryn Elliott: pexels.com/video/woman-standing-on-a-mountain-cliff-overlooking-a-town-3018533Video by Engin Akyurt: pexels.com/video/a-beautiful-beach-with-view-of-horizon-1720219Video by Tom Fisk: pexels.com/video/a-rocky-river-with-rays-of-sunlight-3152730Video by Kelly: pexels.com/video/aerial-footage-of-scenic-landscape-of-luscious-mountains-in-daylight-2711116Video by Jonathan Santos: pexels.com/video/mountain-slopes-covered-in-green-vegetation-4082425Video by Kelly: pexels.com/video/a-person-sitting-alone-on-a-bench-in-front-of-a-lake-3151442Video by Cagno Di Media Production: pexels.com/video/a-beautiful-view-of-landscape-2109902Video by Pressmaster: pexels.com/video/a-river-valley-formed-from-the-mountains-melting-snow-3210473Video by Tom Fisk: pexels.com/video/aerial-view-of-a-foggy-landscape-2547258Video by James Cheney: pexels.com/video/drone-footage-of-a-dense-forest-3177845Video by Mikhail Nilov: pexels.com/video/close-up-video-of-woman-riding-a-horse-8921257Video by ROMAN ODINTSOV: pexels.com/video/person-running-a-horse-at-the-beach-6577821Video by Kelly: pexels.com/video/slow-motion-footage-of-a-burning-bush-2646933Video by Brandon Athey: pexels.com/video/man-doing-rituals-infront-of-a-bonfire-1535903Video by Ruslan Khmelevsky: pexels.com/video/video-of-blacksmith-hammering-metal-4652137Video by Kelly: pexels.com/video/a-castle-ruin-on-top-of-a-hill-2932340Video by Jakob Lundvall: pexels.com/video/sunlight-passing-through-a-dome-ceiling-of-a-cathedral-3808538Video by cottonbro studio: pexels.com/video/round-shaped-windows-in-the-church-7519130Video by Videogrammer NFT: pexels.com/video/the-roof-of-a-catholic-church-2325049--The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWN
What Makes You Seanchan - A Wheel of Time parody of Luke Bryans What Makes Us Country WWNtv 2023-04-19 | "What Makes You Seanchan" - a Wheel of Time parody of "What Makes You Country" by Luke Bryan. LYRICS:Rumors talkin' 'bout who is and who ain't SeanchanWhat gives 'em a right to drink a cup of mornin kafIs it the oaths you swore, or your love for the ebony empress?May she live forever, let me hit you with High King's truth:You could fly raken in the danger zoneOr be a Bloodknife for the crystal throneWe're all different colors, but we're all ownedEverybody servin' their own wayI got my rodeo cred and feelin greatOn a bare-back grolm, buckin for eightRibbed-sailed boats off the Southern shoreJumpin’ trap-worms in the Sen T’Jore Kenneled-up damane they ain’t no fuss Makin sky lights, yeah, that was usIt might not've been you, but I can’t judgeJust be proud of what makes you Seanchan!Were ya raised to the blood?Or did it come from your daddy and mama?Were you converted by an oath in the west from the Great Return?(Obey. Wait. Serve.)Did you toss dice with a little shaved-head girl from Seandar?Tell me what got ya, I just gotta know...Me, I flew my Morat’Raken off the Emerald CliffsChasin rogue corlm in a big snow driftWaiting for Suldam To finally come alongSo I can go on down And my Leashin onKenneled-up damane they ain’t no fuss Makin sky lights, yeah, that was usIt might not've been you, but I ain't judginJust be proud of what makes you SeanchanYou Might be the High Blood with nails that shine,Or be eight-foot Gardener with an axe to grindDo you Seek for Truth or Shea dance in a gown?You know you gotta let it out...I got my rodeo cred and feelin greatOn a bare back grolm buckin for eightRib-sailed boats off the Southern shoreJumpin’ trap-worms in the Sen T’Jore Kenneled up damane they ain’t no fuss Makin sky lights, that was usEyes lowered too , but I ain't judgin’Just be proud of what makes you SeanchanWhatever makes you SeanchanYou do your kinda SeanchanThey doing they kind of SeanchanI do my kind of SeanchanWhatever makes us SEANCHAN--The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWNCREDITS:Original music: "What Makes Us Country" by Luke Bryan.Lyrics and video by Rob Christianson. Featuring art by Seamus Gallagher (Ogier Gardener) and Christian Fisher (Mat & Tuon). Map of Seanchan by Rob Christianson, available at New Creations By Jen (newcreationsbyjen.com/products/map-the-world-of-the-wheel-of-time-by-rob-christianson).WWN stinger animation by Unraveling the Pattern (youtube.com/@unravelingthepattern)Footage of "The Wheel of Time" ©Copyright Amazon Prime Video and Sony Pictures Television. "Star Wars Episode 2" ©Copyright Lucasfilm, Ltd. "How to Train Your Dragon" ©Copyright DreamWorks Animation. "Final Fantasy XV" ©Copyright SquareSoft.
We Didnt Make the Headlines - A Wheel of Time parody of We Didnt Start the Fire for WOTIdol 2023 WWNtv 2023-04-13 | We Didn't Make the Headlines - a WOT Parody by Weekly Wheel News. Original song: "We Didn't Start the Fire" by Billy Joel.LYRICS:Misty mountains, wind arose, Dark rider on the road,Honeycakes, Tam al'Thor, Fain's talkin about a warNow there's strangers at the Inn, getting coins with Ewin Cenn Buie, Rand and Mat, Dav has a badger in a sackChopping wood and doing chores, now there's knocking at the doorTrollocs in the dead of night, Tam knows how to sword fightOn the run! Da don’t scream! Now he’s having fever dreamsMaiden-born? Baby blue? Rand al’thor who are you? We didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't write the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘emStrangers helping, Winternight, Lan and Moiraine led the fightVillage council, women’s circle, Gleeman at the InnAes Sedai healing Tam, story of ManetherenThom is sleeping in the loft , On the road again Draghkar flying, Bela run! Meeting Min in Baerlon (cheering)Shadar Logoth, Dagger Mat, and the party’s breaking up, Bayle Domon and the Spray, Thom, Whitebridge and a Fade,Rand and Mat on the road, Darkfriends and Howal Gode! We didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't write the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘emFox and ravens, Egwene cried, Perrin’s thinking homicideElyas, bunny barbecue, who is Dapple talking to?Tiganza dancing, tinker stew, aram making eyes at youWhitecloaks, wolves at night, Perrin now has Goldeneyes!Rand and Mat in Caemlyn, dagger takes control of him,Lo-i-al, Logain, Palace Wall, falling in,Daughter Heir, Basel’s Inn, Nynaeve tugs that braid again! Dark One thinks he’s gonna win, She’s going to the Eye again! We didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't write the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘emThrough the basement Waygate, Tar Valon will have to wait,Something’s coming! Trollocs in Manetheren?Machin Shin and Shienar, Padan Fain, Agelmar,Balthamel, Aginor, To the Blight, Rand al’ThorSomeshta cut down to vines! One Power in glowing lines?Magic stairs and glowing ponds? WHAT THE LIGHT is going on?!?We didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't write the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘emTarwin’s Gap, Trollocs & men, Saidin burns, IT HAS TO END!Fire eyes, temptation, Monologging Ba’alzamon, Kari’s there, but mom is dead, Baalzy messing with his head Rand pulls out a Sword of light, level boss it’s time to fight Shai’tan dead, Egwene’s alive, Nynaeve & Moiraine SedaiBroken seals, channeling, telling Moiraine everythingFinding Mat & Perrin there, Dragon’s flag, Horn of Valere, RAND AL’THOR’S THE DRAGON REBORN?I CAN’T SING THIS ANYMORE! We didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't make the headlines,But when we are gone The Wheel keeps turning on and on and on,And on and on and on and onWe didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't make the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘emWe didn't make the headlines'fore ishy's eyes were burnin', the Wheel of Time's been turnin' We didn't make the headlines,Though we did report 'em, Robert Jordan wrote ‘em=Guest backup singer: Alyssa Powers (One Power Ballads)WWN Logo Stinger by Lauren Roundy (Unraveling the Pattern)Audio editing done with Adobe Audition. Video editing done with Adobe Premiere Pro. =The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWN
The Night After Winter WWNtv 2022-12-25 | “‘Twas the Night AFTER Winter” by Rob Christianson, a holiday story based on the opening chapters of The Eye of the World by Robert Jordan. (pardon my Mis-reading - when I first wrote this, it said “night BEFORE Winter” but later realized Winternight is the LAST night of Winter, so I had to rename this poem. I still say it wrong sometimes!)#wheeloftime #thewheeloftime #randAlThor #belTine #winternight #christmas #randland #wot
Product Test: SnoopDogg reads the Prologue of The Eye of the Wizzle (book 1 of The Wheel of Time) WWNtv 2022-12-16 | We wanted to test out Speechify, so what better word salad than the brilliant Eye of the World, by Robert Jordan (c) TOR books… as read by SNOOP DOGG himself! (The new default voice for Speechify)
BLACK FRIDAY IDEAS: Randland Souvenir Series at New Creations By Jen WWNtv 2022-11-24 | Struggling to find the right level of nerdy gift for your favorite bookworms this holiday season? Check out New Creations By Jen either directly or on Etsy for our RANDLAND SOUVENIR SERIES, designed by Rob Christianson and inspired by the Wheel of Time!
BREAKING NEWS! WWNtv 2022-11-17 | ELAIDA Announces new bid for the Amyrlin Seat! #wheeloftime #thewheeloftime #comedy #satire #parody #elaida #trump #fantasy #robertjordan
BREAKING NEWS! WWNtv for November 2022 WWNtv 2022-11-05 | The Weekly Wheel News is Randland's ONLY Reliable News Source! And if you don't believe it, YOU'RE A DARKFRIEND! Featured artists:Sammael by Cagdas DemiralpMesaana by Anass BoumaragBe'lal by Seamus GallagherBackground music: CHRISTIAN SZCZESNIAK (http://wheeloftimemusic.com)Intro/outro by UNRAVELING THE PATTERN (youtube.com/c/UnravelingthePattern)Support the Weekly Wheel News via Patreon at http://Patreon.com/WWN
The World of the Wheel of Time illustrated canvas fantasy map WWNtv 2022-10-28 | Here’s a fly-through of my full-sized illustrated map of the World of the Wheel of Time by Robert Jordan. The printed size is about 44” by 18” on high-quality canvas suitable for framing. Order yours at http://newcreationsbyjen.com/weeklywheelnews Music: “Caledonia” by the Derina Harvey Band Tai’shar Manetheren! Kiseri Ti Wanshu! #thewheeloftime #wheeloftime #robertjordan #fantasymaps #cartography #illustration PS: if you’re a Wheel of Time content creator and you want to use my map in your video, contact me at rob.Christianson at gmail for a link to a high-res screen-ready version you can use.
The World of the Wheel of Time map by Rob Christianson WWNtv 2022-09-22 | “The land is one with the Dragon, and the Dragon is one with the land.”Music by Christian Szczesniak - open.spotify.com/track/2F2EnH9M3RMZLpBRsiuyTA?si=IOfkT9FdQqOStNL5UMUpQw&context=spotify%3Aalbum%3A2nwceGYDaOmRtru9ntG7Vy
Weep for Manetheren - Kate Reading & Michael Kramer @ WoTCon 2022 WWNtv 2022-07-13 | Posted with permission, this is Michael Kramer and Kate Reading’s performance of the Weep for Manetheren speech at WoTCon 2022 in Columbus, OH.—#wheeloftime #theEyeOfTheWorld #michaelKramer #kateReading #weepformanetheren #robertjordan
Drawing the World of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time WWNtv 2022-06-03 | Procreate recording of Rob Christianson drawing a map of the world of Robert Jordan’s Wheel of Time. Music by Christian Szczesniak.
Cookin in Seanchan: Taco Mac! WWNtv 2022-05-31 | Join us for another hooting’ hollering’ episode o’ Cookin’ in Seanchan! Today Imma show y’all how to make a quick and tasty dish my little so’hjin liketo call “taco mac” - and just wait til we kick ‘er up a notch at 1:50 🤣😂🤠
Cookin in Seanchan: Cincinnati Chili! WWNtv 2022-05-31 | Join us for another hooting’ hollering’ episode o’ Cookin’ in Seanchan! Let’s make up a mess of Cincinnati Chili, y’all! We gonna learn ya some Old Tongue too: AL’DENTE!
Karaoke Night @ JordanCon 2022 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftimeIf you would like yourself edited out please let me know. This is only 1 of about 8 hours of madness. Audio quality of the recording may be questionable. What happens at Jordancon Karaoke does NOT stay at Jordancon Karaoke! Performances by Alyssa Powers, Malkieri Rob, The Innkeeper, Twitch, Josh your T’sorovan M’Hael from Black Tower Podcast and many more.
Crashing Talk’aran’rhiod @ Jordan Con 2022 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
Crashing The Dusty Wheel at Jordancon 2022 (short) - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Watch the fun that happens at Jordancon BEFORE the Dusty Wheel usually starts
“A new turning of the Wheel, Episodes 105 & 106” panel - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“A new turning of the Wheel, Episodes 107 & 108” panel - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
Jordancon 2022 Costume Contest Awards Presentation - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“The Music of The Wheel of Time” panel (not full session) - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“Looney Theories 2022” panel - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“TwitterOfTime Meetup” session - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“Ask Amazon Prime” Wheel of Time panel pt 1 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-26 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
JordanCon 2022 opening ceremonies - pt 2 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-22 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
“Ask Amazon Prime” Wheel of Time panel pt 2 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-22 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
Jordancon 2022 Opening Ceremonies pt. 1 - WWNtv Live Coverage of #Jordancon2022 WWNtv 2022-04-22 | Recorded live on Instagram, the Weekly Wheel News reports live from Jordancon 2022 #jordancon #jordancon2022 #wheeloftime
Keep Your Lan To Yourself - A Wheel of Time parody of Keep Your Hands To Yourself for WOT Idol 2022 WWNtv 2022-04-14 | Rob Christianson and the Malkier Satellites present this WOT Parody of "Keep your hands to yourself", originally by the Georgia Satellites. Audio karaoke track courtesy KaraFun Karaoke. Lyrics by Rob Christianson. Video footage courtesy Amazon Prime: The Wheel of Time, Georgia Satellites, Rob Christianson and Weekly Wheel News. KEEP YOUR LAN TO YOURSELFShe had a little ring upon her fingerJust a bling-a-ling-a-lingWhen those pesky Whitecloaks stopped usand he shook those rings!But each time they talkwe hear the same old thingAlways "No channelin' no saidar!"So I do the Warder thingMy partner, my lady, don't put my sword up on no shelfI said "Don't touch the Aes Sedai. And keep your hands to yourself."Now you cute little Wisdom, why you wan' treat Mo this wayI could still be your lover boy, But she's passin' away!That's when she made a demand And she called it a THREAT,She said "No helpee, no healee" until my freedom I get!Now my Wisdom, my Lady, don't put my love upon no shelfShe said "Al'Lan Mandragoran, you keep your hands to yourself!"Hey sheepherder...See I wanted her real bad, and I was about to give inBut then Mo talked about my bondStarted rubbin' it in!I said, "Wisdom, I'll fight the Shadow for the rest of my life."But she tugee on that braidee until I made her my wife!Now my Wisdom, my Lion, don't put my sword upon no shelfShe said "Now Lan Mandragoran, don't keep your hands to yourself!"
BREAKING NEWS! #TheWheelOfTime is almost here! Are you ready??? #wheeloftime #primecontentcreator WWNtv 2021-11-18 | ...
Wheel of Time Seattle Fan Premiere Intro WWNtv 2021-11-18 | The opening ceremonies by @WeeklyWheelNews
