This is how you DONT play Wolfenstein: The New OrderFuturetime232026-09-23 | This is how you DONT play Wolfenstein: The New Order(EN/ES) Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines GBAFuturetime232023-07-05 | Fuck this game.(EN/ES) Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines 20th Anniversary!Futuretime232023-07-05 | 3/10, I have to admit the game can be hilariously inept at times, especially with how underwhelming its gunplay is.(EN/ES) Rogue Warrior: Mickey Rourkes best role.Futuretime232023-06-09 | 10/10, would DEMO DICK again.(EN/ES) Torrente 3: EL PROTECTOR DE VIEJOS PELADOSFuturetime232023-06-02 | FELIZ CUMPLE RED! This game is the worst gta clone of all time, fuck this game. Also remind me to never drink whiskey again before streaming. Goddamn my head hurts.(EN/ES) Torrente 3: EL PROTECTOR DE VIEJOS PELADOS (technical problems lol)Futuretime232023-06-02 | OOPS(EN/ES) Aliens Colonoscopy Marines: Stashits Interrupted (THE FINALE Part 2)Futuretime232023-06-02 | So you don't play as Hicks in the end, and only the first mission of the DLC was worth a damn. Overall 5/10 dlc.(EN/ES) Aliens Colonoscopy Marines: Stashits Interrupted (THE FINALE Part 1)Futuretime232023-06-02 | SOMEBODY WAKE UP HICKS.(EN/ES) The Simpsons SkateboardingFuturetime232023-05-27 | NICE FIFTY FIFTY GRIND! FIFTY FIFTY GRIND! I AM EXCELENTE!(EN/ES) Fox Hunt: The TRUE successor to James Bond (Part 2)Futuretime232023-05-21 | Man, the combat system can go fuck itself. Oh, and the last level. Thanks for not telling me shit about the controls + not indicating when a section is actually playable all along!(EN/ES) Fox Hunt: The TRUE successor to James BondFuturetime232023-05-20 | This might be one of the most unfunny games I've ever played in my life. Like, aggressively unfunny. Just...fuck this game, man.(EN/ES) Soldier BOYZ IN DA HOOD (Part 2)Futuretime232023-05-18 | Butts: They are trying to take our tie (???) Random Soldier:AARGH *Gets shot* Random Soldier: URRAGGHHH *Clip of Butts mowing them down with an assault rifle, despite the fact you are playing as Vasquez here* Rinse and repeat for the umpteenth time. I hate this fucking game so much lol.(EN/ES) Soldier BOYZ IN DA HOOD (Part 1)Futuretime232023-05-17 | This is the worst lightgun game of all time. I'm dead fucking serious. I'd rather play Mad Dog Mccree over this piece of fuck.(EN/ES) Frogger:The Great Quest TO HELL (Part 3)Futuretime232023-05-16 | Thank FUCK this game is over. 2/10 or 3/10, idk. Admitedly the premise is hilariously bad and certainly made while on drugs, and the ost is mostly decent, but that's about it. I guess the spit animation is funny too. Otherwise, do NOT play this game under any circumstances.(EN/ES) Frogger: The Great Quest TO HELL (Part 2)Futuretime232023-05-16 | I swear to god, if I hear the words "Fairy Dance!" ever again, I'm nuking the whole fucking planet. Oh, and this game too. Fuck this game.(EN/ES) Frogger: The Great Quest TO HELL (Part 1)Futuretime232023-05-16 | As stated in the stream, this was a paid playthrough. You can contact me on Discord if you want to commission a playthrough. As for the game, the worst PS2 platformer by a mile. About the only thing as bad are Data Design Interactive games. Yes, THAT bad, and I'm wondering if it's actually worse than them.(EN/ES) Nintendo is still around while Genesisnt (Worst genesis games ever stream)Futuretime232023-04-25 | Timestamps to be added later. Fuck these games. Well, 007 isn't that bad, but the rest can go all fuck off and burn in hell, jfc.(EN/ES) Slayers Testament: Doom 4/Eternal on Quake!Futuretime232023-04-22 | A bit buggy but it's pretty damn awesome!(EN/ES) Duke Nukem 3D: Alien ArmageddonFuturetime232023-04-17 | This was a great mod to play, idk if I'll revisit it though.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem: Time to Kill (Part 1)Futuretime232023-03-24 | Have to say the controls and the combat do not mesh well at all. Needlessly janky for no reason. It meshes even worse with the platforming when it's over fucking lava pits and trying to land on very small platforms.(EN/ES) Mega Man X5 (July 28th, 2000 beta)Futuretime232023-03-04 | Fairly close to final with some notable differences in terms of polish.(EN/ES) Aliens Colonial Marines: Stasis Interrupted (Part 1)Futuretime232023-02-22 | First mission was great stuff...second one? Not so much.(EN/ES) Happy Valentines Day stream! Aliens Colonial Marines, a love letter to the series!Futuretime232023-02-21 | What an amazing game! Best Aliens game ever, I can't wait for Aliens Colonial Marines 2! I hope we get Hicks and co. facing off 13 Alien Queens with 13 Powerloaders.(EN(ES) Happy 10th Anniversary to the best Alien game ever made: Aliens Colonial Marines!Futuretime232023-02-19 | 7, 7 and a half out of 10 indeed.(EN/ES) Lets play some Jag! (Worst of Atari Jaguar stream)Futuretime232023-01-31 | Timestamps to be added later.(EN/ES) Happy (belated) Duke 3D Shareware Anniversary!Futuretime232023-01-31 | With a twist...(EN/ES) 007 Nightfire (Part 1)Futuretime232023-01-26 | Wow, an actual good, even great, game for once!(EN/ES) 007 Nightfire (Part 2 FINAL)Futuretime232023-01-26 | Overall, great game, 8/10. My issues with it come down to it being a bit short, the vehicle sections being pretty meh (and at times frustrating, looking at you, Deep Descent), a sharp difficulty increase that's pretty sudden once you meet the snipers, and lastly some misc. stuff like the bosses (barring the last one) being meh, the grenades sucking ass, and the pump fire mode for the spas 12 taking up half the screen. Despite that, the game looks and sounds great, the guns are really fun to use, the on foot level design is great stuff and I love the way it's fairly nonlinear at times and interconnected, and how there's multiple paths/ways to deal with something, even in the more linear levels. Definitely recommended if you are in the need of a great fps game, or just a great Bond game.(EN/ES) Nintendo DS (Dual Shittery) stream!Futuretime232023-01-20 | Timestamps to be added later. Gotta say, the shitty NDS games for the most part are just kind of boring bad, instead of interestingly bad.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem: Critical Ass (DS) (Part 3)Futuretime232023-01-17 | Some of the cutscenes here are fucking legendary. Overall, 2-3/10. The music's nice, JSJ does a decent job as Duke, and some of the cutscenes and animations are hysterical. Hell, the way the game plays out gameplay wise is funny in a way. But otherwise, there's nothing else to praise about this game. It's a disaster in every sense of the word. This might easily be the worst DS game I've ever played and funnily enough, this is the only DS game I've ever played (and beaten). There's no way there are worse DS games than this. I refuse to believe that.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem: Critical Ass (DS) (Part 2)Futuretime232023-01-17 | Oddly enough, the video archive on twitch didn't have the black lines issue...except if you switched resolution to anything that wasnt the original res. Really fucking weird issue, was solved when I updated OBS/started up a new stream. Oh and this game SUCKSSSSSSSS.(EN/ES) Happy DELAYED New Years Stream! (Duke Nukem Critical Mass DS)Futuretime232023-01-09 | Manhattan Project but with zero budget or talent applied to it. Oh well, except the music, the music's pretty awesome. And JSJ actually does a decent job as Duke here.(EN/ES) Happy New Years Eve stream! (DN3D Reloaded and DN 2010 Movie pitch)Futuretime232023-01-01 | I have no words.(EN/ES) Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza (Part 4)Futuretime232022-12-30 | This is probably one of the worst shooters I've ever played and I'm shocked it only gets a meh reception. 2/10. I like some of the art and lighting, I do find some cutscenes and acting unintentionally hilarious and I like VelJohnson's performance, easily the best part about the game. That's it. The rest is absolutely terrible.
PS: Goddamn do the Karl and Hans fights suck ass.(EN/ES) Merry Xmas Aftermath! (Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza Part 3)Futuretime232022-12-30 | I have no words on how they butchered the Geronimo motherfucker scene, or McClane's character. Just fucking wow.(EN/ES) Merry Xmas Stream! (Die Hard Nakatomi Plaza Part 2)Futuretime232022-12-28 | ARGH IT'S LOCKED! LOCKED IT'S LOCKED ARGH IT'S LOCKED!(EN/ES) Merry Xmas Eve stream!Futuretime232022-12-27 | I'm think I'm gonna Die Hard at Nakatomi Plaza rather than keep playing this piece of shit.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem Forever 2001: Restoration Project First Slice Demo (Part 2)Futuretime232022-12-23 | Fuck the buffet.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem Forever 2001: Restoration Project First Slice Demo (Part 1)Futuretime232022-12-23 | Overall, not impressed barring the technical side of things and some of the AI scripting. 5/10.(EN/ES) Duke Nukem: Endangered SpeciesFuturetime232022-12-18 | Man, today was a fucking great day for me. DNES leaks/Dukesauce AND Argentina wins the WC? goddamn man, it was wild.(EN/ES) Duke!ZONE time!Futuretime232022-12-18 | Not sure if I'll add timestamps tbh(EN/ES) Merry xmas season! Happy Festivities!Futuretime232022-12-17 | Timestamps to be added later.(EN/ES) Wii would like to play...in HELL (Part 4)Futuretime232022-11-24 | Timestamps to be added later. Also, Ultimate Duck Hunting, and Ninjabread Man, I'm not done with either of you yet.(EN/ES) Wii would like to play...in HELL (Part 3, technical problems oops!)Futuretime232022-11-24 | What it says on the title, accidental lack of mic on my end lol.(EN/ES) Wii would like to play...in HELL (Part 2)Futuretime232022-11-24 | Timestamps to be added later.(EN/ES) Wii would like to play...in HELLFuturetime232022-11-24 | Timestamps to be added later.(EN/ES) Action 52 on NES...God save us allFuturetime232022-11-23 | You know, Illuminator, Meong and Streemerz could've been cool little games. Shame they were part of this shitload of fuck.(EN/ES) GBC Extravaganza (Part 2)Futuretime232022-11-11 | Timestamps to be added later. Fuck Titus the Fox and Yoda Stories, that is all.(EN/ES) GBC Extravaganza (Part 1)Futuretime232022-11-10 | I'll post the timestamps for the games I've played later. Have to admit, Airforce Delta was kinda ok and a bit technologically surprising. The rest, ehh... Well, see for yourself I guess.(EN/ES) Happy Halloween stream! (Haunted House Cryptic Graves) Part 2Futuretime232022-11-02 | Not really accurate to call it a Halloween stream when I played HHCG again a day after Halloween but whatever. Also, fuck this game. This legit might be one of the most broken games I've ever seen. There's asset flips that both run and play better than this crap. That's how bad it is.(EN/ES) Happy Halloween stream! (Haunted House Cryptic Graves) Part 1Futuretime232022-11-02 | This game is worse than NAM.