Im So Humble (feat. Adam Levine) - [AUDIO ONLY]thelonelyisland2016-05-10 | NEW MUSIC!!! From our upcoming movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING (June 3rd). Available Everywhere: iTunes: http://republicrec.co/ImSoHumble Apple Music: http://republicrec.co/ImSoHumbleAM Amazon: http://republicrec.co/ImSoHumbleAZ Google Play: http://republicrec.co/ImSoHumbleGP Spotify: http://republicrec.co/ImSoHumbleSPNatalies Rap | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 6thelonelyisland2024-05-06 | The Lonely Island takes a look back at creating their digital short Natalie’s Rap with none other than Natalie Portman. Plus, Seth and the guys talk about sketches including smoke detector, the Toy Collector sketch that never aired, and more!The Tangent and Close Talkers | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 5thelonelyisland2024-04-29 | On this week’s episode The Lonely Island discusses another infamous digital short, The Tangent. Plus, the guys discuss Close Talkers AKA Two Inches, what Seth wrote that week, their favorite memories from working with Steve Martin, and more!
(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.)
If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod.Young Chuck Norris | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 4thelonelyisland2024-04-22 | The guys discuss the making of their digital short, Young Chuck Norris. Plus, they share fun stories from sketches like The Fairmount Inn, Pirate Convention, Give up the Ham, and more!
(Not all the clips we mention are available online; some never even aired.)
If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod.Lazy Sunday | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 3thelonelyisland2024-04-19 | The Lonely Island takes a look back at their digital short, Lazy Sunday. Plus, the guys re-live funny moments from sketches like Enemy Mine, Spelling Bee, Wind and more!
Not all the clips we mention are available online. Some of them never even aired. But these are the ones we could find. Are we doing show notes right?
If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod.Lettuce | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 2thelonelyisland2024-04-17 | The guys talk about their infamous digital short, Lettuce. Plus, they touch on funny moments during sketches like Taco Town, Wool Sweater with Dane Cook, and more!
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Not all the clips we mention are available online. Some of them never even aired. But these are the ones we could find. Are we doing show notes right?
If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod.The Lonely Island Beginnings | The Lonely Island and Seth Meyers Podcast Episode 1thelonelyisland2024-04-15 | The Lonely Island and Seth take a journey back in time to discuss the beginning of the digital shorts era and how they got hired on SNL, what Seth remembers about those early days, what it was like writing their first few sketches, and more!
(Not all the clips we mention are available online. Some of them never even aired.)
If you want to see more photos and clips follow us on Instagram @thelonelyislandpod.Home for the Weekend - Berkeley w Neal Brennan & The Lonely Island (Pilot Presentation)thelonelyisland2020-05-14 | Neal Brennan takes the Lonely Island boys back to their hometown and discovers a dark secret about their careers. A few years ago, we made 2 test episodes of Reality/Scripted hybrid TV show with Neal Brennan. This is the first one.Lets Bash | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experiencethelonelyisland2019-10-01 | To celebrate the A's return to the postseason. LET'S BASH! Watch & listen to the full 30 minute experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988.
LYRICS
Let’s Bash (x6) Let’s bash on they ass Let’s Bash (x6) Let’s bash on they ass
Just hit a 3 run ho-ho But if you wanna high five that’s a no-no I’m heading home, all my homies at home plate Are waiting on me so you know I gotta do something great And that’s when the arms come up Like we about to drink from a cup Cause we a buncha buff dudes just flexin’ Acknowledging our feats via human connection
Let’s bash (x2) Let’s monster bash Hit a tater out the statiour for monster cash Hit a dinger through the fucking VIP suite glass Break your fucking arm in half and then sign the cast
Get well soon, love Jose. Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss It happens
I might be an Athletic, but I’m built like a Giant And I’m wearin’ White Sox, like an Angel that’s flyin’ Met a Blue Jay that’s fuckin’ an Oriel, you’re Royally screwed Like a Marlin Expo-sed to the oil, that a Pirate or a Mariner spilled out his tanker, That’s a Cardinal sin, Padre Man, tell it to the Ranger, you feel Brave little Cub come try to sock me But when I’m seeing Red shit is gonna get Rocky I’ll Dodge your fist, beat your blood Red Socks soggy Astrophysicist make you see stars promptly I’m more hopped up than a Brewer that’s hyper Sit Indian style when I’m Yankee on my Tiger I’m starin’ at a Philly with some major league Twins If you didn’t know by now, I’m naming baseball teams
Let’s bash (x2) Let’s monster bash Round tripper make the pitcher feel like donkey ass. Hit a ding-dong-doodle with my bing-bong-bat We smack a blast, then we smash a bashAlexa, play me some hot garbage (this actually works)thelonelyisland2019-06-13 | amzn.to/31wcUKW @amazonmusicUniform On | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experiencethelonelyisland2019-05-23 | From "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" on Netflix.
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in a long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
LYRICS She said she wants to fuck me with my uniform ON She grabbed me by the bat, now it’s going, going, GONE I never finish sex cause I’m so juiced OUT But she nutted 3 times, then we BASHED then I BOUNCED I reside in Blackhawk, in a big fucking HOUSE My community is gated cause I don’t strike OUT Got room with CHAIR, got a room with a COUCH Got a framed photograph of the time I met ALF You know I’m not a hamburger but they call me big MAC Got the one ton jimmy and the itty bitty SACK My balls shrinky dinky cause the ‘roids so STRONG But it makes the aforementioned jimmy-jam look LONG The name is MARK, and no I’m not MORK And yes I eat PORK, cause it’s tasty on my FORK And no, I’m not a JORK, but I’ll jork it out the PORK Cause Noah shoulda had the Bash Brothers on his ORK We are the perfect pair To start a new society Filled with home-run hitting Gold-gloved goliathes Here’s what I found on the web for what’s the plural of goliath: goliaths. Ooooohhhh! We’re goliaths, baby-boy Kirk Gibson’s a pariah, baby-boy I work out with a tire, baby-boy I wonder who could lift it higher, baby-boy Aaaaaaahh! Lift that tire, bitch! Put your back in it and lift it higher, bitch! Stab that needle in my ass til I am rich Make me a god with the chemical sciences Aaaaaah! Baseball, baseball, He-man hit the baseball by the power of greyskull Rip the skin off and eat the brains out the baseball Gonna run a motherfucking train on the baseball Aaaaaah! Don’t tell me to be fucking calm Whip out my dick on the jumbotron Rip out my bones cause my muscles so strong Now the pain so bad that my motherfucking heart stop—Oakland Nights (feat. Sia) | The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experiencethelonelyisland2019-05-23 | From Netflix's "The Unauthorized Bash Brothers Experience" . Featuring, Jenny Slate, Hannah Simone & Sterling K. Brown as Sia.
Visionary artists (and lifelong Oakland Athletics fans) The Lonely Island, pay tribute to legendary baseball gods, Jose Canseco and Mark McGwire AKA the Bash Brothers, in this long-form visual poem set in 1988.
Watch & listen to the full length experience: https://UnauthorizedBashBros.lnk.to/TLI
LYRICS: Step into my crib everything smells like Cool Water And if you come to mine, you know it’s Drakkar Noir Now have a seat on this couch made of horse leather I’m told the horse that it’s from could run fast and far Whooo, That shit is sexy Tell the maitre’d at your booty to expect me I’m solo and I’m flexin but don’t try to Soloflex me NordicTrack all day Squats in the living room, can I get a witness The greatest aphrodisiac is physical fitness Ohhh, so take of your guess, and let go of your stress Cause the classiest shit, is what comes next Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Change outta your own clothes This athletic days but oh those Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos It’s our pleasure to loan those Pumps and pantsuits all day, All work, no play, no way It’s time for Oakland Nights In the bedroom champagne on ice I make erotic shadow puppets in the candle light Your hair’s crimped, all frizzy cuz you frivolous I feel like Macho Man and you my Miss Elizabeth Sizzlish, do some crunches and some scissor kicks Body shaved slick like an exquisite fish And I love the way your high-cut-thong make your butt long Now take em off but you know what to leave on Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos Peel off, your pleated polos These athletics days but oh those Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos I pound the taiko drum in your dojo Days in padded blazers, filing papers No more it’s time for Oakland Nights Silk robes and kimonos Silk robes and kimonos I’m a pro when I bone but I do it pro-bono You work hard days so you deserve the Oakland Nights We’re the Oakland Knights of the round table Plus I’ll take you out to pizza at the Round Table Pizza, my favorite pizzeria in Oakland But bring a change cause you can’t wear your silk robe in.Lil Tour Announcementthelonelyisland2019-02-20 | We are gonna do our first ever tour of the east coast / midwest after Bonaroo in June!!!
To ensure tickets get into your hands and not scalpers or bots, the tour has partnered with Ticketmaster’s Verified Fan• platform. Fans can register now through Sunday, February 24 at 10pm PT HERE verifiedfan.ticketmaster.com/thelonelyisland for the Verified Fan presale. Registered fans who receive a code will have access to purchase tickets before the general public from Tuesday, February 26 at 10am local time through Thursday, February 28 at 10pm local time.OSCAR SONG DEMO - Why Not Me?thelonelyisland2018-03-05 | We were asked to write a song for this year’s Academy Awards… Unfortunately, it wasn’t chosen because it was “financially and logistically impossible”, so for fun we thought we’d share the rough storyboards of what would have been a fully shot, star-studded music video of exorbitant cost. All vocals and visuals are temp, so please use your imagination and enjoy!
Composer: Greg Chun Demo singing by: Greg Chun, Baraka May, (and us) Graphics/Editing by: Olney Atwell, Daniel Reitzenstein, (and us)Jack Sparrow Unplugged (from Michael Boltons Netflix Special)thelonelyisland2018-02-26 | A juicy lil clip from "Michael Bolton's Big, Sexy Valentine's Day Special" on NETFLIX. Song also avail streaming everywhere on MB's album "Songs of Cinema".Old Time Rock N Roll (from Netflixs Michael Boltons Big Sexy Valentines Day Special)thelonelyisland2018-02-14 | Bolton is just trying to do his Valentine's Day special when some punks show up-- clip from Michael Bolton's Big Sexy Valentine's Day Special on Netflix. Featuring Michael Sheen and Jorma and Akiva.Natalies Rap 2.0 (Uncensored Version)thelonelyisland2018-02-06 | This is a sequel to the Natalie Rap from SNL (2006): youtu.be/-A0iftflme4 SNL clean version official post: youtu.be/QS8bma7LRX4 We wrote the song, but this was directed/edited by SNL people in NYC. (We shot Andy in LA). Full story here: http://www.vulture.com/2018/02/andy-samberg-on-snl-natalie-portman-rap-sequel.html LYRICS: INTERVIEW 1
BECK: We’re here today with film star, Natalie Portman. Now Natalie, the last time you were here things got a little out of control. NATALIE: Yeah, well I was going through a really weird time then, but I’ve matured a lot. BECK: Why don’t you fill us in on what it’s like to be you? NATALIE: Okay, ya bish. BECK: I’m sorry, what?
VERSE 1
YEAH PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN, PORT-MAN FUCKED YOUR HUSBAND AND HIS BEST FRIEND JUST FOR SPORT-MAN YOU KNOW ITS CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT- CLICKBAIT PUT A DILDO ON A SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE-SWITCHBLADE XANIES DISSOLVING IN MY PINOT MY MAN DANCE BUT HE’S NOT A BALLERINO YEAH, HE TWINKLE HIS TOES BUT HE GIVE ME GOOD D THO WRAP A GOOD BURRITO TIDE PODS ONLY FUCKING THING I SNACK ON BLACK OUT AND GO MUTHA FUCKIN BLACK SWAN MY BRAIN GONE OFF THAT FUCKIN AYAHUASCA, BOY TELL YOUR TOURIST PARENTS I’MA TURN YOU TO A FOSTER BOY
INTERVIEW 2
BECK: Wow, gotta say, it seems like you’re almost exactly the same but with current references. NATALIE: Untrue. I’m a mother now. It’s really changed my perspective. BECK: And do you find it difficult juggling kids and career? NATALIE: You can juggle these nuts. BECK: What?
VERSE 2
I DON’T DANCE NOW I MAKE MOMMY MOVES WHEN I GAVE BIRTH I DIDN’T E-VEN PUSH I WAS BLAZED OUT/ SMOKIN BOMB KUSH AND WHEN MY WATER BROKE YOU KNOW IT DROWNED THE DOCTOOOOORRR THEY SAY I’M SEX POSITIVE/ HELL YEAH I’M POSITIVE/ THAT YOU’RE GOING DOWN WHILE I’M BUMPING “MY PREROGATIVE” TELL ME WHYYYYY! HA, I GUESS I’M SHOWIN MY AGE NOW BEND OVER AND SPREAD EM CUZ YOU ABOUT TO GET FUCKED KENAN: Damn
INTERVIEW 3
BECK: Fascinating stuff. Now I have to ask, Natalie, have you seen the new Star Wars movies? NATALIE: No. BECK: Oh well they’re really good. They’re much better then— NATALIE: Better than what? BECK: … Shit--
BRIDGE
SAY SOMETHING BOUT THE MOTHERFUCKING PREQUELS, BITCH(ALEX: They were good)SAY SOMETHING FUCKIN NICE ABOUT JAR JAR BINKS(ALEX: Uh, he’s tall) NOW KISS HIM RIGHT ON HIS SEVENTEEN DICKS (ALEX: What?!) WHILE I SIT DEAD ON YOUR FACE AND TAKE A SHIT!
CARL THE VIKING:
OOH NATALIE (NATALIE: YEAH?) PLEASE COME MEET YOUR BABY HE CRIES HIMSELF TO SLEEP EVERY NIGHT (NATALIE: THAT LITTLE SHIT AIN’T MINE!)
OOH NATALIE (NATALIE: WHAT??) ITS BEEN 12 LONG YEARS (NATALIE: SHUT THE FUCK UP!) AND I’M 7 DAYS SOBER I SWEAR ON HIS LIFE (NATALIE: YOU’RE A MESS, CARL)
INTERVIEW 4
BECK: Ok! Well that’s all the time we have. Natalie, one last question: Do you think those “Times Up” pins have had the impact you were hoping for-- NATALIE: How’s that for impact? BECK: Well, actually-- NATALIE :No more questions. (END)TheLonelyIslandVEVO Live Streamthelonelyisland2017-12-04 | ...Im On A Boat - Classroom Instruments w Jimmy Fallon & The Rootsthelonelyisland2017-10-16 | From the Tonight Show with Jimmy Fallon, May 16, 2016.Shy Ronnie (ft. Rihanna)thelonelyisland2017-09-05 | The original Shy Ronnie, from December 5, 2009 SNL...conner4real Radio Freestyle - Big Boy (92.3)thelonelyisland2017-07-19 | Conner went on Big Boy to drop some sick freestyles off the top of the dome!Lazy Sunday Live w/ The Roots - Late Night w Jimmy Fallonthelonelyisland2017-01-17 | From Late Night w Jimmy Fallon - March 8, 2010conner4real - F**k Off (Popstar Deleted Scene/Song)thelonelyisland2016-08-16 | "F**k Off" is a deleted song from the movie "Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping". It's available on the Bonus Features (DVD, Bluray, Digital HD, etc) The song is also on the soundtrack (iTunes, Google Play, Tidal, Spotify, etc.) This video has unfinished FX and SOUND as it isn't in the finished movie...Im A Weirdo - Conner4real One-Take Music Videothelonelyisland2016-05-27 | Conner4real was in an alleyway with his best friends and decided to kick out this one-take video. It's pretty dope. Pre-order the full soundtrack: http://republicrec.co/POPSTARFinest Girl (Bin Laden Song) - Clean Versionthelonelyisland2016-05-22 | Get "Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song): http://republicrec.co/BinLaden Pre-order the full soundtrack: http://republicrec.co/POPSTAR This is the CLEAN VERSION of a song from our new movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING!!! In theaters June 3rd.Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song) - Uncensored Versionthelonelyisland2016-05-22 | Get "Finest Girl (Bin Laden Song): http://republicrec.co/BinLaden Pre-order the full soundtrack: http://republicrec.co/POPSTAR This is a song from our new movie POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING!!! In theaters June 3rd.POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING - TRAILER #2 (HD)thelonelyisland2016-05-18 | Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping - In Theaters June 3 http://www.popstarmovie.com
Universal Pictures’ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is headlined by musical digital-shorts superstars Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, collectively known as The Lonely Island. The comedy goes behind the scenes as singer/rapper Conner4Real (Samberg) faces a crisis of popularity after his sophomore album flops, leaving his fans, sycophants and rivals all wondering what to do when he’s no longer the dopest star of all.
Universal Pictures’ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is headlined by musical digital-shorts superstars Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, collectively known as The Lonely Island. The comedy goes behind the scenes as singer/rapper Conner4Real (Samberg) faces a crisis of popularity after his sophomore album flops, leaving his fans, sycophants and rivals all wondering what to do when he’s no longer the dopest star of all.
The latest comedy from blockbuster producer Judd Apatow (Trainwreck, Superbad, Knocked Up) co-stars Sarah Silverman, Tim Meadows and Maya Rudolph and many of the biggest names in comedy and music in cameo performances. Co-directed by Schaffer and Taccone and written by The Lonely Island trio, Popstar is also produced by Rodney Rothman (producer of Get Him to the Greek, Forgetting Sarah Marshall; co-writer of 22 Jump Street), as well as Samberg, Schaffer and Taccone.POPSTAR: NEVER STOP NEVER STOPPING – REDBAND TRAILER (HD)thelonelyisland2016-03-10 | Here's the first look at our movie, POPSTAR: Never Stop Never Stopping Follow us everywhere @thelonelyisland Snapchat: tliboys
Universal Pictures’ Popstar: Never Stop Never Stopping is headlined by musical digital-shorts superstars Andy Samberg, Akiva Schaffer and Jorma Taccone, collectively known as The Lonely Island. The comedy goes behind the scenes as singer/rapper Conner4Real (Samberg) faces a crisis of popularity after his sophomore album flops, leaving his fans, sycophants and rivals all wondering what to do when he’s no longer the dopest star of all.
The latest comedy from blockbuster producer Judd Apatow (Trainwreck, Superbad, Knocked Up) co-stars Sarah Silverman, Tim Meadows and Maya Rudolph and many of the biggest names in comedy and music in cameo performances. Co-directed by Schaffer and Taccone and written by The Lonely Island trio, Popstar is also produced by Rodney Rothman (producer of Get Him to the Greek, Forgetting Sarah Marshall; co-writer of 22 Jump Street), as well as Samberg, Schaffer and Taccone.Andys Opening Film - The Emmys 2015thelonelyisland2015-09-21 | The opening film from the 67th Annual Emmy AwardsEXCLUSIVE: UNRELEASED EMMYS 2015 PROMOSthelonelyisland2015-09-17 | See the EMMY promos that were TOO HOT for TV!When Will The Bass Drop? (ft. Lil Jon)thelonelyisland2014-05-18 | Featuring Lil Jon! DOWNLOAD on iTunes: http://smarturl.it/wwtbd
Fun fact: This is the first video that The Lonely Island did not direct and edit themselves. Big thank you to Brendan Walter for making this "lyrics video".Diaper Moneythelonelyisland2013-05-20 | Wack Sunday? For YouTube's Comedy Week we give you DIAPER MONEY iTUNES: http://bit.ly/13w2sxX AMAZON: http://bit.ly/11s2V1O
Originally aired on SNL May 15, 2010.BEAST IT - 2013 Independent Spirit Awardsthelonelyisland2013-03-01 | Short from The 2013 Independent Spirit Awards originally aired on IFC. Andy Hosted.
Footage courtesy of the 2013 Film Independent Spirit Awards.