In other news, I just came down with Ebola virus and am now dead. Seriously.MLP Fanfic Reading - Do Not Serve These Ponies Part 4DeftFunk2019-11-08 | [Comedy] Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
On FimFiction: fimfiction.net/story/205750 Mp3 Download: mlpaudiobooks.net/story/507MLP Fanfic Reading - Do Not Serve These Ponies Part 3DeftFunk2018-08-19 | [Comedy] Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
On FimFiction: fimfiction.net/story/162836 Mp3 Download: mlpaudiobooks.net/story/501MLP Fanfic Reading - Do Not Serve These Ponies Part 2DeftFunk2018-03-12 | [Comedy] Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
More Scribbler: youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler More Illya Leonov: youtube.com/user/MelotahMLP fanfic Reading - Collaborators part 4 (with Scribbler and Illya Leonov)DeftFunk2018-02-05 | [Slice of Life] Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.
More Scribbler: youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler More Illya Leonov: youtube.com/user/MelotahMLP fanfic Reading - Collaborators part 3 (with Scribbler and Illya Leonov)DeftFunk2018-02-04 | [Slice of Life] Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.
More Scribbler: youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler More Illya Leonov: youtube.com/user/MelotahMLP fanfic Reading - Collaborators part 2 (with Scribbler and Illya Leonov)DeftFunk2018-02-03 | [Slice of Life] Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.
More Scribbler: youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler More Illya Leonov: youtube.com/user/MelotahMLP fanfic Reading - Collaborators part 1 (with Scribbler and Illya Leonov)DeftFunk2018-02-02 | [Slice of Life] Ahuizotl threatens to sue A. K. Yearling for libel unless she stops writing the Daring Do books. She makes him a counter-offer.
More Scribbler: youtube.com/user/ObabScribbler More Illya Leonov: youtube.com/user/MelotahThe Purple PrinceDeftFunk2015-04-23 | Join me as I purposefully peruse this perpetual purveyor of purple.MLP Fanfic Reading - A Toast to FriendshipDeftFunk2015-02-18 | [Dark] Rarity invites her friend Fluttershy over for a very special glass of wine.
I've actually done a reading of this before, but I didn't like it and wanted to redo it, so here it is. Actually, I wanted to do this as a Halloween special, but we can see how well that worked out.Psst... Octavia...DeftFunk2015-01-12 | http://fav.me/d6ul3eoLegado del PonyDeftFunk2014-12-08 | DROPBOX: dropbox.com/s/40i560azwlsz1uh/Legado%20del%20Pony%20v1.0.6%20%28Espa%C3%B1ol%29.zip?dl=0 MEDIAFIRE: mediafire.com/?3n0c6ic252wx9qkMLP Fanfic Reading - A Muddy HoleDeftFunk2014-11-17 | [Slice of Life] Rarity doesn't like dirt, she doesn't like dust. Grime and filth are a big no-no. And when it comes to mud, Rarity is usually seen moving at a full gallop in the opposite direction. So just how did she get herself into that muddy pit during the Sisterhooves Social?
I changed this story from third-person to first-person, just so you know.
¡Ahora en español! DROPBOX: dropbox.com/s/40i560azwlsz1uh/Legado%20del%20Pony%20v1.0.6%20%28Espa%C3%B1ol%29.zip?dl=0 MEDIAFIRE: mediafire.com/?3n0c6ic252wx9qkMLP Fanfic Reading - Do Not Serve These Ponies Part 1DeftFunk2014-09-27 | [Comedy] Lyra knows the truth. Lyra knows that a shadowy conspiracy dating back to the very dawn of Equestria is responsible for manipulating every major event for the past two thousand years. And Lyra does not care how many museums she has to destroy or how many transdimensional rifts she has to open in her quest to inform the public.
Non-bonus scenes: youtube.com/watch?v=D_4_4UzrfG4Pony Fanfic Reading - Choice CutsDeftFunk2014-08-23 | Various scenes from various fanfics that I do not plan to read in full. WARNING: Contains a lot of yelling. Because I like yelling.
Bonus Scene: http://youtu.be/qlxZF3QniWIMLP Fanfic Reading - In Which Twilight Sparkle Attempts to Eat a Sandwich (with Illya Leonov)DeftFunk2014-07-19 | [Slice of Life] Twilight Sparkle, Element of Magic and student of Princess Celestia, has braved many dangers and defeated powerful foes. But on a peaceful afternoon, she will face her greatest challenge: eating some lunch.
Whew! I lost weight working on this one. Also, if you ask me, this fic could REALLY use a better title.
Though as I stated in the video, I'm no expert. So if I'm missing something or got something wrong, do tell me in the comments.
Also, before anyone says otherwise, this is not directed at anyone in particular. It's just something I've been meaning to put out there for quite some time.MLP Fanfic Reading - My Little Ponys Little Ponies Part 2 (with PresentPerfect)DeftFunk2014-06-08 | [Comedy] Rainy weather and a looming deadline drive Twilight Sparkle up the walls and Spike out of the tree. Only Pinkie Pie can save the day, by introducing the reluctant librarian to an unexpected new hobby. Astoundingly, sex does not ensue.
When Moonage Daydream, the loudest, most dazzling Pony Rock star in all Equestria, pays a visit to Ponyville, almost everyone is excited — except Twilight Sparkle, who just wants a quiet, dark place to do some stargazing. But when Princess Luna shows up and offers to help, will her solution be worse than the problem?
Yes. Yes, it will.
Had to work extra hard on volume control on this one for reasons that should quickly become obvious. Though I feel like I messed up the audio quality in some places and realized too late that I did not make good use of a pop filter so my apologies to anyone listening with headphones.
On FimFiction: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/7508/observatory-hill Mp3 Download: http://www.mlpaudiobooks.net/story/284/Observatory-HillMLP Fanfic Reading - Going Up (with Scribbler)DeftFunk2013-12-06 | [Slice of Life] This is the story of a very ordinary pony's extraordinary day. Carrot Top and Derpy are good friends indeed, and sometimes friendship can lead to wonderful surprises. It can also lead to arguments, frustration, and general grumpiness, of course, and this story has all of those things as well. But mostly, this is a story about the day Carrot Top learned how to fly.
It took 30 minutes for Cold in Gardez to write this fic. It took me about 60 minutes to finalize the recording. It'll take you about 6.6 minutes to watch this video. And I forgot where I was going with all that.
You know, I think someone should make a Double Rainboom Abridged. I've no doubt that it could turn out to be a quality piece of entertainment.
Also, I misspoke at around 5:16. I do ORDINARILY love pointing out memes and references, but like I said, when you have a story that fails, it can easily render everything else moot.Snowdrop - constructive criticismDeftFunk2013-04-19 | Actions speak louder than words they say. Well, it seems to me that Snowdrop has a lot of words and very little action. It also leaves way too much up to assumption. I'm guessing this is why I see many wildly different interpretations of the show's "message."
I'm glad I got this over with. It took way too much time and effort.MLP Fanfic Reading - A Teatime VisitDeftFunk2013-03-25 | [Comedy] When Rarity has Twilight over for tea, she learns her friend has a big confession to make. But what is really going on here?
Read with me! http://www.fimfiction.net/story/31691... mp3 download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/aya95crg8780e06/ATeatimeVisit_FicReadAudition for JelloApocolypses Cucumber Quest dubDeftFunk2013-03-21 | I didn't get the part, and this video is a rush job, but it's one of my better attempts at voice work in a while, so I figured I'd post it up.GiovanniDeftFunk2013-01-07 | Original: http://tinyurl.com/axo7xaxMLP Fanfic Reading - My Little Ponys Little PoniesDeftFunk2012-11-14 | [Comedy] Rainy weather and a looming deadline drive Twilight Sparkle up the walls and Spike out of the tree. Only Pinkie Pie can save the day, by introducing the reluctant librarian to an unexpected new hobby. Astoundingly, sex does not ensue.
On FimFiction: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/16004... mp3 download:http://www.mlpaudiobooks.net/story/181/My-Little-Pony-039-s-Little-PoniesMLP Fan Fiction Reading - The Glass BlowerDeftFunk2012-08-18 | [Dark][Romance] She is as beautiful and graceful as the moon, and just as hard to reach. He is a young artist with much to learn about the world. When he accepts her challenge to create an artistic masterpiece, will he win her heart, or learn a terrible lesson in the nature of beauty and love?
This story is Shakespeare tier! I'm not too fond of Shakespeare, but what I mean is this is the type of story I'D want in my school textbooks to be studied for generations to come.
I don't think I did too great a job reading it though, especially what with the greatly fluctuating volume. You might want to read it yourself: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/3228/... mp3 download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/o615977jcnfoarb/TheGlassBlower_FicReading.mp3MLP Fan Fiction Reading - Naked SingularityDeftFunk2012-08-18 | [Comedy] Twilight Sparkle is a gifted student and scholar. When she attempts to harness her creative side by writing a science-themed sensual romance novel, however, things rapidly get out of hoof. Can her friends stage an intervention before she humiliates herself (and them) at a prestigious literature recital? No. No, they cannot.
You would not believe how hard it is to read this fiction with a straight face. Written by Cold in Gardez: http://www.fimfiction.net/story/13565... mp3 download: http://www.mediafire.com/download/9naxgwdd2xlyidd/NakedSingularity_FicReading.mp3Rainbow Wake PlaythroughDeftFunk2012-07-21 | .Download it for yourself here: http://www.mediafire.com/download/lo1d80rljzbhj8q/Rainbow+Wake.zipCranky Doodle Donkey FandubDeftFunk2012-06-09 | Exactly what it says on the tin.Iron Will FandubDeftFunk2012-06-08 | I felt like an impressionable young child when I first saw this guy because I had an irresistable urge to imitate him. And I do so on a daily basis. His speech and his poses. Try it, it's fun!Underdog!! Playthrough 4 - Peanut and MedeaDeftFunk2010-12-13 | Huzzah! I snagged the championship!Underdog!! Her Story 8 - Jingles and PeanutDeftFunk2010-12-11 | ...Underdog!! Her Story 9 - MedeaDeftFunk2010-12-09 | ...Underdog!! Her Story 7 - Tania and PunchyDeftFunk2010-12-06 | ...Underdog!! Her Story 6 - Konami and KayDeftFunk2010-12-05 | ...Underdog!! Her Story 5 - Julie and EinzelnDeftFunk2010-12-03 | Watch me talke Title Defense.Underdog!! Her Story 3 - JinglesDeftFunk2010-11-28 | Only one opponent in this vid do to a mistake.