Toxicgrip
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updated 12 years ago
If I said this verse was fucking whack then I'd be lying
you said you're going platinum but your momma should have gone laytex I'm crying
because you're trying way too fucking hard to be what I am,
give it a break and sit the fuck down,
now it's pink in the flesh and I ain't talking about vagina
if you're wanna sniff a line of cocaina up in a diner and pop a molly or stupid shit
reflect on using it but use it again just to make sure that you're not used to it
I'm snapping necks like it's a bad picture,
I got these faggots throwing up like they were bad pitchers
cuz this cranial tumor is not so humorous to bitches new to this uterus spilling girls with a million cramps that are thicker than their fluid gets,
now that's a stupid bitch,
I get offended by these girls with their useless shit,
so if you got a problem write it on a piece of paper,
and shove it up your ass I probably wouldn't read it later,
I'm so faded like your grandma in the hospital with alzheimers,
she wont remember this joke, but just remember,
even when she's losing her brain, she wont hesitate to wake up and start screaming my name,
like in the hospital
she gonna be screaming my name
in the grave
she gonna be screaming my name
in the wheelchair
she gonna be screaming my name
who am i who am i yup yup it's pink guy
so who am i yup yup it's pink guy
kissing too much ass you might contract pink eye
they said I wasn't smart enough to get some A's again I wrote some essays (ese's) up like arresting a few mexians
so what the fuck is with this estrogen
everybody's bitching about my work my dick starts to hurt again
that's why I'm making all these octopus balls
cuz yall need to grow your own
come and tickle my tentacles and tell me that I'm weak i got ink and some balls
i said balls like fucking twice but i gotta emphasise on my testicle size
i meant tentacle size whoops,
first you pour the batter then include the invertibrae
leave it for a couple minutes spin it like bay blades
then you eat some fresh balls
Frank: YEAH! SHIT! TITS! Welcome to the mixtape. I'm your host for tonight, Filthy Frank. Yeah, Yeah, I shot your Mom in the dick. I'm an over-sized midget with a bucket of shit. Yeah, I like to pee on that one kid who hung your dog from a tree. I'm not racist. I just don't like people's skin darker than mine, and people who pray to shrines. 'Cause they're dirty, they walk around barefoot, and they have no vaccine's. I like women, don't get me wrong, But ain't nothing wrong with a good old fashioned dick. You can find me outside with a white van having sex with a pidgin, man. Yeah, and when I'm done with the pidgin, I'll let it fly back to the jungle. (Pidgin Noise). Yeah, and it's easy to see, Filthy Frank Crew takin' over MTV. Yeah, You know who it is. I got the whole crew with us tonight. Pink Guy, let's go.
Pink Guy: (Random Gibberish with some Japanese) Yeah, it's Pink Guy up in this bitch. YEEEAAAHHHHH! Let's go. Yo, it's Pink Guy, if you mess with me, you gon' get pink eye. 'Cause your mouth is near my anus. 'Cause you mouth is near my anus.
Frank: How do you like that? We got the whole crew up in here tonight. And I got you a special guest, Tony the Turd. Let's go.
Tony: (Gibberish) Yeah, Tony the Turd. I fuck women a lot. I like it, it's nice.
Frank: Yeah, that's definitely a stroke. MEDIC! MEDIC! Shit, CPR.
women with dicks and weak men with vaginas;
so fucking delicate like mommy's fine china;
if you have complaints, please, wait your turn and line up.
I got a message for this little fags tryna...
be a mama's boy and a teacher's pet,
pimple faced, ass wiped,
looking like they just got a gyne...
...cologist stick five fingers in your ass, no lube;
so what you're gonna do?
If you're #1 shove it up your ass and make it #2 (... Oh!)
Ladies getting mad in the comments,
and I'm hearing it,
you think it was a typo with these red lines and periods.
(Oo-oo-ooh!) Ha ha, no comma
bitches with their self esteem... get out of the sauna!
My shit lies in the sewers closing the hatch,
I only joke about diseases, a reference that only you can catch.
(Yeah! Oh my God!) And if you think you're fucking grown up,
keep breathing heavy with your keyboard and fedora;
hands around your dick with a kung-fu grip:
stroking back and forth to My Little Pony clips, bitch.
Go outside and ride a bike or something,
and get laughed at by kids to remind you that you are NOTHING.
And then get hit by every car or truck that ever passes...
(Your life flashes before your eyes!)
Oh, wait to your Google glasses...
Nevermind, faggot,
just pick your ass up and take you to your closest sign, faggot.
I'm not done yet,
you get up and you go home,
sit at your computer and open up Google Chrome
and then look at tutorials on how to hang yourself at home.
... And then you can hang yourself.
(Is-Is that the end of the story?)
Ha ha ha ha ha... no, son.
Kill yourself.
Please, please, kill yourself.
You should really kill yourselves.
Please, please, kill yourself.
You should really kill yourselves.


