Boomer (Left 4 Dead) vs Blooper (Super Mario Bros.) | Half-Ass Rap Battle Commander Jacob 2022-10-08 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of vision-obscuring, similarly-named video game enemies. Left 4 Dead’s Boomer versus Super Mario’s Blooper. Enjoy!Freshy Kanal as BoomerYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYATwitter:twitter.com/FreshyKanalSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/610WQgwSmLL0U2wQzZdrqY?si=gufrrndCQbywBKzCoGadCAEddiefrb as BlooperYouTube:youtube.com/c/EddiesRapChannelTwitter:twitter.com/eddiefrbSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/0yhBSeYTMKkaNhf3ZyIxDsWritten by Commander JacobEdited by Commander JacobBeat arranged by Commander Jacob (w/ help from Freshy Kanal)Mixed by Freshy KanalBeat produced by 2Deep (purchased by Fightmarker)Mr. Tibbs as Gabe Newell (cameo)Gameplay by Release-Fire, Run4FunGaming, and ohColeKing Bob-Omb renders by Nintega-darioThanks for watching-ComJac
Creeper vs Bob-omb | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2024-08-12 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! In this 100 Hour Challenge special, we have exploding video game enemies; Bob-omb from Super Mario Bros vs Creeper from Minecraft. Enjoy!TheMonarchy as Bob-ombYouTube:youtube.com/@OliTheMonarchy / youtube.com/@monarchybattlerapsTwitter:twitter.com/olithemonarchySoundCloud:soundcloud.com/oli-the-monarchyCommander Jacob as CreeperYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobWritten by Commander Jacob and TheMonarchyBeat and additional writing help by swizkiiyoutube.com/@swizkiiEdited by Commander JacobMixed by LightThumbnail character art by HoodieMasterryoutube.com/@hoodiemasterrOriginal TheMonarchy art by SkydivingQuaggaBob-omb Battlefield background captured by Window to Another WorldFeedback by TheMonarchy, swizkii, HoodieMasterr, and SimplyRazzyShout out to Walk and JustGamerThanks for watching-ComJac
Fortnite Peter Griffin vs Mario 85 | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2024-07-06 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have bulky versions of fat characters; MX, antagonist of the fan-made horror game Mario ‘85, versus Peter Griffin, but specifically the version of him in Fortnite. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as MX and Fortnite Peter (video)YouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobChaotic Rap Battles as Fortnite Peter (voice)youtube.com/@ChaoticRapBattlesWritten, directed, edited, MX background modeled, and beat arranged by Commander JacobAdditional writing help by DillyMixed by GamingPlush64Beat produced by 2DeepFortnite backgrounds captured by RabiCAMEOS:TaigaTonic as Legion Guardsyoutube.com/@TaigaTonicPixel Chris as Ninjayoutube.com/@hiphophasslesMike Hoorman as Skull Trooperyoutube.com/@dezeplekTommy Salommy as Spider-Manyoutube.com/@TommySalommyZawesome as Michael Myers and Han Soloyoutube.com/@Zawesome27EpicLLOYD as Michelangeloyoutube.com/@EpicLLOYDyoutube.com/@ERBNice Peter as Indiana Jonesyoutube.com/@nicepeteryoutube.com/@ERBZach Sherwin as John Wickyoutube.com/@zachsherwinNugget as Stewie Griffinyoutube.com/@nuggetisawesomeShimario as Toadyoutube.com/@ShimarioRapBattlesFluffy as Piñata BrianFeedback by Danii, Dilly, Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal, TheMonarchy, TheBabyBeef, 01Tyler10, and the spaceshipShoutout to Luke Reardon, Swizkii, Zawesome, Game Bawz, and MurphyThanks for watching-ComJac
Man in the Suit vs Friend Inside Me | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2024-04-01 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of entities who Will Never Die. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Friend Inside MeYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobVinnyO as Man in the Suithttps://linktr.ee/yuugenvinnyWritten, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander JacobMixed by GamingPlush64Beat produced by BAKIVHS effect by Pixel ChrisInspired by Vibing LeafWoody endscreen animation by 3DAL GREEN SCREENSGodzilla roar taken from Godzilla (2014)Shoutout to GamingPlush64, Freshy Kanal, garbageGothic, Atronach’s Aura, Dilly, and NuggetThanks for watching-ComJac
Ninjabread Man vs Prestons Hourglass | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-12-03 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of horrible collectathon games; Data Design Interactive’s infamous Ninjabread Man versus Dreadful Studios' indie horror mess, Preston’s Hourglass. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Preston RamirezYouTube:youtube.com/@CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobRosenthal as Ninjabread ManYouTube:youtube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=QJMCXg9nvRyrKt9gSoundCloud:on.soundcloud.com/cmCkAVLLNpLdHBJK7Written, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander JacobMixed by FightmarkerBeat produced by 2DeepAdditional instruments by Capsun ProAudio and David OliverPreston sprites ripped by RabiNinjabread model ripped by Lemurboy12Crash Bandicoot green screen by ChangozFeedback by Shimario, bloody_queers, and the spaceshipShoutout to JustGamer, RNG, ColeTheCole, Nugget, and WalkThanks for watching-ComJac
Turkey vs Penguin | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-12-01 | this was not the 2nd battle i planned on posting in november but here we are. happy late thanksgivingeverything by me except:@swizkii as penguinmixed by @fightmarker beat by @allrounda-beats
Phantom (Minecraft) vs Nightmare Buzz | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-11-18 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of flying, sleep-centered video game villains; The Phantom, Minecraft’s monster of the night sky, versus Nightmare Buzz, the bad dream boss of the Toy Story video game for SNES and Genesis. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as PhantomYouTube:youtube.com/@CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobMr. Tibbs as Nightmare BuzzYouTube:youtube.com/@GridlineStudiossSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/4ha09FEUjkddCZAtsiBeTcWritten, directed, edited, and beat arranged by Commander JacobMixed by FightmarkerCamera help by ZawesomeBeat produced by NickChouAdditional instruments by Renraku, Grant Michael, Diaspora, Sample MagicToy Story game sprites ripped by AFruitaday and aperson98Feedback by King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, RNG, TheBabyBeef, Swizkii, my therapist, Eddiefrb and the spaceshipShoutout to Cri, Danii, and Eric the AudibleThanks for watching-ComJac
i wrote a rap explaining why i dont have a halloween rap battle Commander Jacob 2023-10-31 | beat produced by @DumbChIld_Beats vocals mixed by @fightmarker
Nyan Cat vs Mouse.avi | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-08-13 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of animations of a character simply moving forward… one a bit happier than the other; former meme icon Nyan Cat vs lost episode creepypasta Suicidemouse.avi. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as SuicidemouseYouTube: youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobgarbageGothic as Nyan CatYouTube: youtube.com/@garbageGothicTwitter: twitter.com/GarbageGothicWritten, animated, illustrated, and Suicidemouse beat produced by Commander JacobNyan Cat beat produced by YushaMixed by GamingPlush64Suicidemouse visuals inspired by Gorix Gorix, Stranger1945, and whoever made the original Suicidemouse imageFNF assets originally from Friday Nyan Funkin' and Sunday Night SuicideDeadmau5 helmet model by lzrShoutout to Cri for originally doing the voice of SuicidemouseFeedback by Fightmarker, Atronach's Aura, King Mewtwo, GamingPlush64, TheBabyBeef, and the rest of the spaceshipThanks for watching-ComJac
Blue Shell vs Lee Harvey Oswald | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-06-24 | gamer stayed up late editing this on his own free will audio is a year old@JustGamerRapBattles as blue shellart by gunman raywritten by commander jacob w/ help from zawesomeedited by justgamer
Bee Movie vs Jetpack Joyride | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2023-04-01 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Barrys who found meaning in their lives when taking flight; Barry Steakfries, main character of Jetpack Joyride vs Barry Benson, main character of the Bee Movie. Enjoy, and happy April Fool's!King Mewtwo as Steakfries (voice)YouTube:@OliTheMonarchy / @monarchybattleraps Twitter:twitter.com/realkingmewtwoSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/king-mewtwo/tracksZawesome as Benson (and Adam Flayman)YouTube:@Zawesome27 Twitter:twitter.com/thezawesome27SoundCloud:soundcloud.com/zawesome27@TaigaTonic as Craig the ScientistWritten, directed, edited, backgrounds by, and Steakfries visually played by Commander JacobBeat produced by William DaviesMixed by @fightmarker (w/ help from @FreshyKanal )Feedback by JustGamer, GamingPlush64, Fightmarker, and the spaceshipThanks for watching-ComJac
[VIDEO COVER] Lost Silver vs Creepy Black (green screen test) Commander Jacob 2023-02-10 | dude i spent so long trying to make creepy black's wide shots look good but it just couldnt work, it was so annoyingSide-by-side: Original: youtu.be/7fUaZ_rjLxk
christmas-teaser.LARB Commander Jacob 2022-12-25 | I attempted to get the final audio for this ready for Christmas, but seeing as how that didn't happen, here's a little teaser for it. Happy holidays!Featuring @Zawesome27 and @TaigaTonic
Herobrine vs The Mario Silhouette | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2022-10-31 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of color-swapped stalker clones: Herobrine, spirit of the brother of the creator of Minecraft, versus the Mario Silhouette, castle wanderer found in personalized copies of Super Mario 64. Enjoy!Mr. Tibbs as HerobrineYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6gSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/4ha09FEUjkddCZAtsiBeTcCommander Jacob as The Mario Silhouette YouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobWritten, directed, storyboarded, 3D modeled, animated, and edited by Commander JacobMixed by FightmarkerBeat produced by InsaneBeatzHerobrine fan played by PixelChrisVHS effect help by Ultimate145“His Domain” Mario render by Mama MoonAdditional Mario green screen cuts by ÆCHE, AwesomeMarioBros, Jordan Team 64, DyllonStej Gaming, and SuperMarioFan129Feedback by GamingPlush64, Mr. Tibbs, bloody_queers, Zagranis, Fightmarker, Freshy Kanal, etc.A couple shots inspired by Greenio74 68 65 20 73 65 63 72 65 74 20 6C 65 74 74 65 72 20 69 73 20 49 0AThanks for watching-ComJac
INSANE Editing! | W. D. Gaster vs. The Backrooms. Undertale Rap Battle [REACTION] Commander Jacob 2022-07-30 | WATCH THE ORIGINAL BATTLE, GOOBER: youtu.be/c9bhcjAbEpATwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobTwitch: twitch.tv/commanderjacob64GP's Social Media:Spotify: open.spotify.com/artist/78KL56GNEi72H73tKFHL87Twitter: twitter.com/GPlush64TikTok: tiktok.com/@gamingplush64 SimplyRazzy as W. D. Gasterlittleflecks as The BackroomsAdditional Art by Mancha (Uberocity)Thumbnail assistance from Commander JacobMixing / Mastering help from Freshy Kanal Produced by 2DeepAdditional instrumentation by GamingPlush64aight im gonna go back to writing the billy battlethanks for watching-ComJac
Half-Ass Rap Battle Bloopers Vol. 2 Commander Jacob 2022-05-07 | Due to the production of HARBs likely slowing down from here on out, I present bloopers from every episode of Half-Ass Rap Battles (from Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr. to Glesgorv vs Hell Valley)Thank you toTibbs: youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6gSnakebite: youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wStark: youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QFight: youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgRabi: youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFAGP: youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQHere are the time codes for each character (ordered chronologically):0:00 - Jim Henson/Kermit the Frog (Mr. Tibbs)0:30 - Bowser Jr./Shadow Mario (Snakebite126)1:44 - Phil Swift (Michael Stark)5:00 - Morshu (Mr. TIbbs)5:34 - Clippy (Commander Jacob)5:49 - Charlie Charlie (Fightmarker)12:48 - Smitty Worbenfucker (Commander Jacob)14:44 - Xbox Kinect (Snakebite126)17:29 - Virtual Boy (Commander Jacob)17:37 - Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv (Commander Jacob)18:16 - Purple Sky Tree (Rabi)18:22 - Green Sky Tree (GamingPlush64)19:55 - Blue Sky Tree (Fightmarker)20:44 - beat for SV vs RZThanks for watching-ComJac
Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2022-04-30 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of mysterious entities that just stare at you: Mereana Mordegard Glesgorv vs Hell Valley Sky Trees. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as MereanaYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobRabi as purple TreeYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCETrcEp4evrBX5v6H5DgDFASpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/53AilCCqJIpIyeILQJRphHTwitter:twitter.com/rabi_funnyGamingPlush64 as green TreeYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/78KL56GNEi72H73tKFHL87Twitter:twitter.com/GPlush64Fightmarker as blue TreeYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/0tMDoNZ2uTBDGzVN6pAxSVTwitter:twitter.com/fightmarkerWritten and edited by Commander JacobMixed by GamingPlush64Editing feedback by bloody_queers and the spaceshipBeat produced by DumbchildThanks for watching-ComJac
Angry Birds vs Catastrophe Crow | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2022-04-01 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of bird games abandoned by their owners: Red from Angry Birds vs Mr. Crow from Catastrophe Crow. Enjoy!Freshy Kanal as RedYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYATwitter:twitter.com/FreshyKanalSpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/610WQgwSmLL0U2wQzZdrqY?si=gufrrndCQbywBKzCoGadCACommander Jacob as Mr. CrowYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobEric the Audible as ChuckYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UC0PGvIzEfdvePS-Qd-zShdwTwitter:twitter.com/EricTheAudibleSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/central-rap-battlesSuperthingsoncups as BombMain channel:youtube.com/user/SuperThingsOnCupsERBoCartoons:youtube.com/user/TheCRBattlesTwitter:twitter.com/superthingsoncuSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/36f0z4KxkfDDPnJJiY55GJ?si=Hnx7UmU5QAWTnQnaOSiwtASnakebite126 as The JaysYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wTwitter:twitter.com/snakebite126Spotify:open.spotify.com/artist/6HFBZ8SoC9Ze09uYbfvePeWritten and edited by Commander Jacob and GamingPlush64Crow animation by GamingPlush64Mixed and mastered by GamingPlush64YouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQTwitter:twitter.com/GPlush64SoundCloud:soundcloud.com/gamingplush64Beat produced by AnywaywellGraphic assets and storyboarding by Commander JacobCrow model by El StephonoVHS effect and polygonal Red model by Ultimate145Banjo-Kazooie green screen by SnooplaxThanks for watching-ComJac
Xbox Kinect vs Virtual Boy | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2022-02-20 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of failed "futuristic" video game experiments; Kinect for Xbox 360 vs Nintendo's Virtual Boy. Enjoy!Snakebite126 as KinectYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wTwitter:twitter.com/snakebite126Spotify:open.spotify.com/artist/6HFBZ8SoC9Ze09uYbfvePeCommander Jacob as Virtual BoyYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacob Zawesome as Han Solo (cameo)Written by Commander JacobEdited by Commander JacobMixed by GamingPlush64Beat produced by VoodooBeat arranged by Commander JacobThanks for watching-ComJac
Charlie Charlie vs Smitty Werbenjägermanjensen | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2021-10-31 | Welcome back to -Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of ghosts that, according to legend, communicate to the living through paper. Enjoy!Fightmarker as CharlieYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/0tMDoNZ2uTBDGzVN6pAxSVTwitter:twitter.com/notmarkerfightCommander Jacob as SmittyYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobWritten and edited by Commander JacobMixed by FightmarkerBeat produced by AllroundaThanks for watching-ComJac
Hints & Updates w/ Corrupted Jacob and AXAM 2800 Commander Jacob 2021-10-30 | Corrupted Jacob, the satirical edgy version of CJ, and AXAM 2800, CJ's robot assistant, present to you updates and hints for Commander Jacob's rap battles!Also stay tuned for tomorrow's Half-Ass :D
Keyboard vs Mouse | Quarter-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2021-09-22 | To celebrate Rap Battle Inquisition #2, I present the best rap battle of all time.Commander Jacob as KeyboardFreshy Kanal as MouseWritten by Commander JacobMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by 2DeepEdited by Snakebite126 (completely unprompted might I add, thanks Ben)
Navi vs Clippy | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2021-07-02 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of annoying companions; Navi from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time vs Clippy, forgotten assistant of Microsoft Office. Enjoy!garbageGothic as NaviYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_wTwitter:twitter.com/GarbageGothicCommander Jacob as ClippyYouTube:youtube.com/c/CommanderJacobTwitter:twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/commanderjacobFightmarker as Link (cameo)youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgWritten and edited by Commander JacobMixed by GamingPlush64Original garbageGothic art by Jesus CrickBeat by Lucy BeatzThanks for watching-ComJac
Phil Swift vs Morshu | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2021-06-05 | Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of goofy, meme-status salesmen; Phil Swift of Flex Seal vs Morshu from Link: The Faces of Evil. Enjoy!Michael Stark as Phil SwiftYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QTwitter:twitter.com/The_Stark_MediaSoundCloud:soundcloud.com/stark-mediaMr. Tibbs as MorshuYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6gSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/4ha09FEUjkddCZAtsiBeTcTwitter:twitter.com/j_lacksonTwitch:twitch.tv/da_grill_masterFightmarker as JonTron (cameo)youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgWritten by Commander Jacob (w/ help from Michael Stark, Snakebite126, and Atronach's Aura)Edited by Commander jacobMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by FM75Intro background by Atronach's Aurayoutube.com/channel/UCkaDL2jW6b0muFxSSMA_v9Q(w/ adjustments by Ultimate145)youtube.com/channel/UCe2B4IlQOjRRuSzcbHetK9wMorshu RTX animation by Hoopileeyoutube.com/c/HoolopeeMorshu rope animation by Gloin1994youtube.com/user/Gloin1994Thanks for watching-ComJac
Rap Battle Visual Novel? | Lets Play Walk Background Chan Commander Jacob 2021-05-01 | AwoogaTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobSnakebite126 (the creator): youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wOutro song: Dreamingly by Icer
Jim Henson vs Bowser Jr. | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2021-04-01 | uh okay so uh basically i had a dream where i saw rowan atkinson at a party and played him bean vs chaplin which is why i used that beat but the announcer just said jim henson vs bowser jr so here we are happy april foolsMr. Tibbs as Jim Henson and Kermit the FrogYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6gTwitter:twitter.com/j_lacksonSpotify:open.spotify.com/artist/4ha09FEUjkddCZAtsiBeTcTwitch:twitch.tv/da_grill_masterSnakebite126 as Bowser Jr. and Shadow MarioYouTube:youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wTwitter:twitter.com/snakebite126SoundCloud:soundcloud.com/snakebite126Written (in half an hour) and edited by Commander JacobMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by InsaneBeatzThanks for watching-ComJac
Stark Media made a Turbo Reviews parody... [RESPONSE] Commander Jacob 2021-01-10 | Original video: youtu.be/bK0wG9Y5Qt4Stark Media: youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobEndscreen music: Andromeda by Marsad Men
HARB Bloopers Vol. 1 Commander Jacob 2021-01-01 | I thought I'd give you a little New Year's present: bloopers from every episode of Half-Ass Rap Battles (so far.)Thank you to Raichous, Tibbs, Mikey, Fight, Freshy, Dylan, and everyone who's helped with the series.And thank you for watching!Here are the time codes for each character (ordered chronologically):Old setup: 0:00Flappy Bird: 1:29Mr. Game & Watch: 2:23Grey Man: 3:03Ugandan Knuckles: 4:29Wario Apparition: 5:52Sonic.exe demo: 10:44Corrupted Jacob: 12:31Hash-Slinging Slasher: 12:45Gameboy Camera: 13:05Flipnote Studio: 13:45Pillsbury Doughboy: 14:01Gingerdead Man: 14:24Ketchup Requester: 14:50
The Pillsbury Doughboy vs The Gingerdead Man | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-12-25 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of sentient pastries; one good, one evil: The Pillsbury Doughboy vs The Gingerdead Man Enjoy, and happy holidays!Freshy Kanal as Pillsbury DoughboyYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCNLjRiychUaaCU0uJTYDUYASpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/610WQgwSmLL0U2wQzZdrqY?si=gufrrndCQbywBKzCoGadCATwitter: twitter.com/FreshyKanalMichael Stark as Gingerdead Man YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCfULalNLwszljsyNj3Qt28QTwitter: twitter.com/The_Stark_MediaSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/stark-mediaWritten by Commander Jacob and Michael Stark (w/ help from Freshy Kanal and SimplyRazzy)Edited by Commander JacobGingerdead costume by Michael StarkMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by DansonnThanks for watching-ComJac
Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-12-12 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of Nintendo's lesser-known parts of their handheld consoles; the Gameboy Camera vs Flipnote Studio. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Gameboy CameraYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCpjjEryc8808aPXzeyNcCWgSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobFightmarker as Flipnote StudioYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UClNJgoh_a9oYoLenAR0RzGgTwitter: twitter.com/notmarkerfightSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/fightmarkerWritten by Commander Jacob and MetaMachineEdited by Commander JacobFlipnote color grading by FightmarkerFlipnote Frog intro art from Rivals of AetherMixed by GamingPlush64Beat by Kustom
Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | LARB Behind the Scenes Commander Jacob 2020-11-08 | Original battle: youtube.com/watch?v=GXfZ0tzU7yA&t=47s
Blinky vs Inky vs Pinky vs Clyde | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-10-31 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a four-way battle of Pac-Man's ghostly adversaries: Blinky vs Inky vs Pinky vs Clyde. Enjoy!Flowkage as BlinkySnakebite126 as InkyYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wSpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/6HFBZ8SoC9Ze09uYbfvePeTwitter: twitter.com/snakebite126garbageGothic as PinkyYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UC6xKuXreh5vcAyU2OoKnh_wTwitter: twitter.com/GarbageGothicCommander Jacob as ClydeYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobWritten and edited by Commander JacobAdditional writing help from Snakebite126 and Timelord103Blinky art by ManchaPinky art by AtticusTimesTwo Inky and Clyde art by Commander JacobMixed by LightBeat produced by Gareth Johnson of Audio Network
Sonic.exe vs Corrupted Jacob | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-10-31 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the edgy spooky versions of characters, one ironic, one unironic: Sonic.exe vs Corrupted JacobAlex M. as Sonic.exeYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/user-138171164Twitter: twitter.com/Julianalex1117Commander Jacob as Corrupted JacobYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobWritten by Commander Jacob w/ help from Timelord103Edited by Commander JacobSonic intro render by Nibroc-RockMixed by LightBeat by Retnik
Man Door Hand Hook Car Door vs Hash-Slinging Slasher | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-10-31 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of the goofy mutilated murderers: MDHHCD vs Hash-Slinging SlasherLight as MDHHCDYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCv40Azz3spGbl38LIF7uKqgCommander Jacob as Hash-Slinging SlasherYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobZawesome as Ketchup Requesteryoutube.com/user/Zawesome27Written by Commander Jacob and ZawesomeEdited and thumbnailed by Commander JacobMixed by LightProd. by 2Deep
Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-09-30 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles! It's a battle of the art programs; Microsoft Paint vs Adobe Photoshop. Enjoy!Snakebite126 as PaintYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wSpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/6HFBZ8SoC9Ze09uYbfvePeTwitter: twitter.com/snakebite126Eric the Audible as PhotoshopYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UC0PGvIzEfdvePS-Qd-zShdwSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/central-rap-battlesWritten, beat arranged, and edited by Commander JacobMixed by GamingPlush64YouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/gamingplush64Beat produced by George Georgia of Audio NetworkStay tuned for the next LARB! The Internet and You are going to love it!Thanks for watching- ComJac
(READ PINNED COMMENT) Ugandan Knuckles vs Wario Apparition | Half-Ass Rap Battle #4 Commander Jacob 2020-09-26 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a Mario universe vs Sonic universe meme battle; Ugandan Knuckles vs Wario Apparition. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Ugandan KnucklesYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCpjj...SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobMr. Tibbs as Wario ApparitionYouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCOOM...SoundCloud: https://soundcloud.com/mr-tibbs-35645...Twitter: twitter.com/j_lacksonWritten by Commander Jacob w/ help from GamingPlush64Edited and thumbnail made by Commander JacobMixed by Freshy KanalProd. by 2Deep
Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-09-26 | Welcome back to Half-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have the monochrome LCD character against the monochrome LSD character; Mr. Game & Watch vs Grey Man. Enjoy!Raichous as Mr. Game & WatchYouTube:youtube.com/@ERBoNostalgia Twitter: twitter.com/M_RaichousMr. Tibbs as Grey ManYouTube:youtube.com/@GridlineRapBattles Spotify:open.spotify.com/artist/4ha09FEUjkddCZAtsiBeTcWritten by Commander Jacob w/ help from ZawesomeEdited by Commander JacobMixed by LightBeat by Marsad Men
Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-09-16 | Welcome to another Half-Ass Rap Battle! Today we have a battle of minimal, pixelated games typically played out of boredom: Flappy Bird vs Chrome T-Rex. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Flappy BirdYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCpjjEryc8808aPXzeyNcCWgTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobDr. Dee as Chrome T-RexYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCcqoNcvUnQdz8otgTxOqWKQWritten and edited by Commander JacobMixed by LightBeat by 2DeepThanks for watching- ComJac
Pizza vs Burger | Half-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-08-17 | In the first episode of Half-Ass Rap Battles (the bonus spin-off of Lame-Ass Rap Battles) we have a pizza slice against a hamburger because why not, I had fun with it.Freshy Kanal as Pizzayoutube.com/freshykanalCommander Jacob as Hamburgeryoutube.com/commanderjacobWriting, intro and thumbnail by Commander JacobEdited by Snakebite126 (who deadass just gave me the edit outta nowhere. I didn't ask him to do it, he just like... did it. So go show him some love!)youtube.com/channel/UCjK59w9Njzmxp8jjQExU81wMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by 2Deep
Pac-Man vs Worlds Hardest Game | LARB Behind the Scenes Commander Jacob 2020-08-02 | Original battle: youtube.com/watch?v=omtDHtx7Hb0
Pac-Man vs Worlds Hardest Game | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-08-02 | Welcome back to Lame-Ass Rap Battles, we have classic vs modern. Simple vs difficult. Circle vs square; Pac-Man against the World’s Hardest Game. Enjoy!Alex M. as Pac-ManYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQTwitter: twitter.com/Julianalex1117SoundCloud: soundcloud.com/user-138171164Fightmarker as World's Hardest GameYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCfRZUTOJL1qAbDorCjlhGYQTwitter: twitter.com/notmarkerfightSpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/0tMDoNZ2uTBDGzVN6pAxSVWritten by Commander Jacob (w/ additional help from Mr. Tibbs, Zawesome, and Freshy Kanal)Edited by Commander JacobMixed by LightProduced by Allen KassPac-Man art by:Spindash2002Model StudioMerlin LearSuperToonFanPoedji PrasatyaSmile GuruMilesFox10lemme know if I forgot anyone :)Stay tuned for the next one. The production has been pretty drawn out.Thanks for watching- ComJac
Am I a Simp? [COMEBACK Q&A] Commander Jacob 2020-06-13 | noTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobTracks used:Universe by OculusSimplify the Chaos by IonicsTrophy Gallery from Super Smash Bros. BrawlDreamingly by Icer
Lame-Ass Rap Battle HINTS! Commander Jacob 2020-06-07 | Gimme questions for that qnaSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacob
Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob | LARB Behind the Scenes Commander Jacob 2020-06-01 | Original battle: youtube.com/watch?v=4KRG91yyU2k
Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob | Lame-Ass Rap Battles Commander Jacob 2020-06-01 | Happy Rap Battle Day, and welcome to the first episode of Lame-Ass Rap Battles! Today we have a battle of evil artificial clones with Metal Sonic vs DoodleBob. Enjoy!Commander Jacob as Metal SonicYouTube: youtube.com/@CommanderJacobTwitter: twitter.com/commander_jacobSoundCloud: soundcloud.com/commanderjacobGamingPlush64 as DoodlebobYouTube: youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQSpotify: open.spotify.com/artist/78KL56GNEi72H73tKFHL87Twitter: twitter.com/GPlush64Written by Commander Jacob and GamingPlush64Mixed by GamingPlush64DoodleBob drawings by Commander JacobEdited by Commander JacobBeat by SmokeMetal Sonic background model by Sparky2564 on Sketchfab.comVarious Metal Sonic renders by:JoeTENibroc RockFentonXDJaysonJeanChannelMakutaKorzakItsHelias94OrddevSMPMusicAndArtMateus2014If I forgot anyone, lemme know!Thanks for watching- ComJac
[LEAKED] Indiana Jones vs Lara Croft. Epic Rap Battles of History Commander Jacob 2020-04-01 | Epic Rap Battles Of History: Jason Voorhees vs Shy GuyDownload / stream the track here►crouton.netBrand new pin badges and wristbands available NOW at crouton.netHuge thanks to all our beautiful patrons for their support in 2019. You can join our team over at the ERB Patreon: crouton.netWatch the behind the scenes here: crouton.netBeat Produced by: Contrary Beatsyoutube.com/watch?v=dytACv23q-AOfficial ERB Website: crouton.netOfficial ERB Merch:crouton.netAnd don't forget to subscribe to our channel: crouton.netThank you!cj & tlCAST==========Jason Voorhees: Commander Jacobhttp://www.youtube.com/commanderjacobIG/Twitter: @commander_jacobShy Guy (audio): Timelord103youtube.com/channel/UCiYpa6dGHAwa2RjvkvhUd_gWritten by Commander Jacob and Timelord103 but mostly Timelord103KEEP IN TOUCH!========crouton.netcrouton.netcrouton.netcrouton.netcrouton.netFirst actual battle (Pac-Man vs World's Hardest Game) is fully written and should begin being recorded soon (as of March 7th, 2020.) Stay tuned.
Super Smash Bros vs PlayStation All-Stars Ft. Gridline Rap Battles [200 SUB ERBR] Commander Jacob 2020-02-01 | Mr. Tibbs:youtube.com/channel/UCOOMjwHWvLMJFqpNypqVA6gIntro announcer: Freshy KanalOutro song: Icer - Dreamingly
Minecraft vs Roblox by Bobjenz [EPIC RAP BATTLE REVIEWS] Commander Jacob 2020-01-04 | Yes, this one's a bit shorter. First, I don't wanna pull a Muzio and drag on about every single line and aspect of a battle. Second, The battle itself isn't even that long. But my 200 subscriber special? Oh boy, y'all ain't ready. It's gonna be a Smash.
