Jack Horner vs. Frieza - MG Rap Battles (ft. RaccoonBroVA and King Mewtwo) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-09-30 | big jack horner vs. frieza - mg rap battles (ft. raccoonbrova and king mewtwo)People will do a lot to get what they want, so the prospect of getting any wish granted can drive others to extreme measures, and these evil villains are just about the most rotten examples of doing so for their own personal desires when given the chance to have their wishes granted! It’s the man with a nursery rhyme about him and villain from Puss in Boots; The Last Wish, Big Jack Horner, against the evil tyrant with hundreds of planets to his name from the Dragon Ball universe; Frieza! ► CREDITS:RaccoonBroVA as Big Jack Horneryoutube.com/@RaccoonBroVAKing Mewtwo as Friezayoutube.com/c/KingMewtwoyoutube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dAWritten by MetaMachineEdited, Mixed and Thumbnail by by SIR Rap BattlesArt by SkydivingQuaggaBeat by SYKOSpecial thanks to JK03, Alchemyking, and garbageGothicalso extra special thanks to gengo and oliver for helping upload this on time for the inquisition and the headache that was lol► ABOUT:big jack horner is one of the main villains in puss in boots: the last wish. he is a feared pastry chef and crime lord who has a history of stealing various magical items, creatures and people ever since he was snubbed of fairy-tale fame. horner plots to reach the wishing star in order to enact his wish to harness all of the magic on the planet, racing against puss in boots and goldilocks for the wish.big jack horner is a very large man in stature and very overweight both in body and in cheeks disproportionately larger than the rest of the face. he has pink bob hair and blue eyes. he wears a long purple jacket over a light purple buttoned shirt with a double triangular cut, a white shirt, a pink tie, brown trousers and black boots with small heels. his legs are much smaller than the rest of his body. his right hand thumb is maroon, probably from all the times he's stuck it into cakes, pies and other pastries while reciting his nursery rhyme.frieza (フリーザ furīza) is the main antagonist of the dragon ball series. he is the descendant of chilled, the youngest son of king cold, the younger brother of cooler and the father of kuriza.frieza is primarily responsible for the genocide of the saiyans and serves as the main antagonist of the overarching frieza saga and golden frieza saga, as well as a villainous protagonist during the universe survival saga.#jackhorner #frieza #pussinbootsthelastwish #dragonball #rapbattle big jack horner vs. frieza - mg rap battles (ft. raccoonbrova and king mewtwo)
Weiss Schnee vs. Zuko - MG Rap Battles (ft. ThatAdorableFox and Rosenthal) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2024-07-06 | weiss schnee vs. zuko - mgrap battles (ft. thatadorablefox and rosenthal)Even in the most powerful families, generational trauma can scar even those we never imagine could suffer the way they do. Both mentally, and physically. And both these heirs of opposite temperatures show that more than anyone else! To celebrate Rap Battle Day, it's the former heir to the Schnee Dust Company, huntress, and member of Team RWBY, Weiss Schnee, up against the firebender who's mission was to capture the Avatar, Zuko!► CREDITS:Rosenthal as Zukoyoutube.com/@rosenthal5904?si=PCWHEZDgritpj2rWThatAdorableFox as Weiss Schneeyoutube.com/@UC4VRExyATOhd5j1YPH1590g Written by MetaStarVA and LegengoEdited by Danii and SIR Rap BattlesMixed and Mastered by SerenaArt by Mega PMBThumbnail by SIR Rap BattlesBeat by Jordan Beats and DidkerSpecial thanks to RaccoonBroVA, garbageGothic, JustGamer, RNG, bblackroses and GlitchDude► ABOUT:zuko is a fire nation royal and firebending master who reigned as fire lord from 100 ag until his abdication in 167 ag. he is the eldest child and only son of princess ursa and fire lord ozai. originally the primary enemy of team avatar, zuko devoted three years to trying to capture the long-lost avatar to end his banishment and regain his honor as crown prince of the fire nation. he is recognizable by the distinctive burn scar on the left side of his face, which was given to him by his father, ozai, shortly before his banishment as a result of an incident in which he unintentionally disrespected his father by speaking out of turn and refusing to duel him.with support from his paternal uncle, general iroh, and after much internal struggle and turmoil, zuko grew disillusioned and rejected ozai and his model of the fire nation. he instead joined the avatar's group to become aang's lifelong friend and firebending mentor and was determined to end the war and restore both his and the fire nation's honor. while aang defeated ozai, zuko, with the help of katara, defeated his younger sister, princess azula, and took his place as fire lord, declaring the end of the hundred year war and the start of a new era of love and peace.at the beginning of his reign, zuko had to overcome great difficulties and solve several crises, especially those caused by the harmony restoration movement and the new ozai society. nevertheless, he succeeded in maintaining peace and eventually became one of the founders of the united republic of nations. zuko stepped down from his position as fire lord in 167 ag and became an ambassador of peace, relinquishing the throne to his daughter, izumi.weiss schnee is a titular protagonist of rwby. she is a huntress, a former student of the now-defunct beacon academy, and former heiress of the schnee dust company. her weapon of choice is a multi-action dust rapier (madr) named myrtenaster.as the former heiress of the vastly influential schnee dust company, weiss made her first appearance in the "white" trailer. after enrolling in beacon against the wishes of her father, jacques schnee, she becomes a member of team rwby alongside ruby rose, blake belladonna and yang xiao long. being the middle of the three schnee siblings, weiss is the younger sister of winter schnee and the older sister of whitley schnee.weiss schnee vs. zuko - mgrap battles (ft. thatadorablefox and rosenthal)#weiss #zuko #avatar #rwby #rapbattle
(AUDIO ONLY) Mina Liao vs. Chihiro Fujisaki - Overwatch vs Anything (ft. TAFox and Lee Bergantino) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2024-06-24 | Yeah science!(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)@ERB Mina Liao (0:13)I’d really believed I paved the future with OmnicaNothing left but war-torn streets, we’d thought the world was rotting upBut I hadn't locked myself away like your naive classroomSo listen, take a seat. I’m taking you back to school!I’d witnessed the Awakening, and one thing is plainly clearOur rising from the Crisis is braver than what you’ve faced in yearsYour forgone nation had finally caved to its fears,If news of your fate had breaked, it would have left your father’s face in tearsMasked yourself with dressup, you’re too tiny for your age. You-Wanted to tell Mondo, free the rabbit from its cage. You-Tried to open up, but no iron bars could save you Since a gap in your head was the opening he gave youChihiro Fujisaki (0:53)I-I’m sorry, I just can’t muster up the wordsWe have that much in common if that’s your fumbled verseBut I’ll put on a brave face to break the prodigy disgraceI’ve seen you stutter on camera, my performance can’t be much worseDon’t talk up how you faced the war, your teamwork fell out of practiceOnce the war concluded, racial bonds fell out of balanceYou built a bot to bridge the gap, once again you’d fall to maliceSo this isn’t the first time you’re left burning up from Talon-ts.So please, spare me from your pleas! You caved to minds so self-righteousIt was that unchecked gumption that caused the entire Crisis!You thought you’d change the world, but instead it paid the price for-Tens of millions of deaths just to produce one eyesore!Mina Liao (1:33)Don’t you dare mock her gift! The Iris survives to this dayYou gave your friends a mindless face, less than half even saw the light of day!They were torn up when you got bludgeoned, yet that bear dealt a crushing blowWhen he took your face on screens and further crushed their hopeChihiro Fujisaki (1:46)Please, the survivors looked up to my creation as a face of hopeYour survivors looked up to your face as a scapegoatYou lived a life of repentance, and it ended on a dead noteYou couldn’t make a breakthrough, now your cries are nothing but EchoesThatAdorableFox as Mina Liaoyoutube.com/@UC4VRExyATOhd5j1YPH1590g Lee Bergantino as Chihiro Fujisakitwitter.com/LeeBergantinoWritten by LegengoAdditional writing by MetaStarVA and Matt RaichousMixed and thumbnail by SIR Rap BattlesBeat by Diamond Style
(AUDIO ONLY) Mettaton vs. Nano Shinonome (ft. Quizzique, Azia and Jingle Deleon) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2024-04-26 | Hey I think you got something on your back lemme get that for you.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBThe lyrics + credits of this battle exceed the 5000 character limit in these descriptions so uhh here's the google doc with the lyrics instead ;-;docs.google.com/document/d/1LdIafMGAcpP0FaRb4KDMNbFWEl7_G97Qr_j5aLas3XY/editQuizzique as Mettatonyoutube.com/@UCpMviKEP4j_HpBTw0JV1y1A Azia as Nanoyoutube.com/@UCSqj4s1SFGn0av7Q2BNx29Q Jingle Deleon as Hakaseyoutube.com/@jingleberrydelightWritten by MetaMachineThumbnail and Mixed by SIR Rap BattlesBeat arrangement by MegaPMBBeat by Bob Bradley and Tim Garland of Audio Network
(AUDIO ONLY) Grace Monroe vs. Guzma - MG Rap Battles (ft. Quizzique and SeerofWords) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2024-03-05 | Trauma: 100.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/@ERBGuzma: (0:13)Ay yo! You don't wanna tussle with the big boss!We're hard as bones, Team Skull finna slice you up; criss-cross!Stand down! I'm itching to beat her down and show the doom in storeThis chick's off the rails for fighting destruction in human form!Took over one cart and you think you're hot shit? Nanu couldn't stop us, you're gon' downRan everyone out so my gang can take refuge; I'm the head chief of Po Town! I'm number one! So far below me, that number on your arm must be your ranking!Take a bow before me with your troublesome kids, I hype up the scene when my grunts start chanting(It's ya boy!) The one who's gonna tear you down!(It's ya boy!) The one who's gonna wear the crown!Royal in a Battle, big bad Guzma always dishes hard blowsLeave weaklings pale in my presence, like your skin at an art show!Grace: (0:55)I get you failed the Island Challenge to walk among Alola’s best,But holding towns hostage, kidnapping pets, no shock you morphed to a loathsome pestSince your leading mon more than fits you well, grimacing prick, that’s stuck in his shellYou’ll drop below par, like hits from your pa, cope with your trauma when the Apex raises hellEntered the ring for a battle but the lack of one on your wrist shows no tact, you seeDon't worry, though, with the lack of crystals, you're still making me catch some Z'sCause you bore me, Aether Foundation's lackey means you're quite dullyou may use Bug-types, but you're definitely more of a Type: NullDon’t try and compare us, you’re a pathetic wimp like a denizen, not worth measuringA reflection of overdone tropes, so why don’t you quit your Flecs-ing, kidTreated as jokes by your region cause you're not a threat and act all unafraid'Til an otherworld jellyfish gets in your brain, ditch your sunglasses, I dish out more shade!Guzma: (1:36)First Impressions on that verse? Listen, numbskull, lemme get this through yaYour group's only able to kill on tracks when you push off Tuba!And everyone else that has crossed your path! That train ain't got nothing to your train of thoughtTeam Skull's loyal, we got each other's backs, Our worst can't compare to the pain you broughtI thought Plumeria's team was Toxic, but you top that with how you treat your croniesSince you left Simon in the dust more than I did with my old trophies!Then you came into Hazel's life: broke up her family and made her life hellHide her secret to cover your ass and kept her further in her shellShe had a choice; the random chick who made her or your disabused youthsBarely even knew Amelia, but it's clear why she didn’t choose you!Grace: (2:10)And you only made things worse by helping Lusamine with her demented goalsCouldn't even stop her when alone and needed some help from a ten year old!So you're one to talk! I'm making amends for my actions while bragging 'bout yourself is all you doMaking me shake MY head in frustration; “Guzma what is wrong with you!?”Brought injustice across the region and ditched your team because you stooped so lowLeast I stayed to help my gang without disbanding our group to grow!Pushed others around because of your strength throughout that entire life of yoursCan't exit your path of loneliness and it'll stay that way when I show you the door!Quizzique as Guzmayoutube.com @Quizzique SeerofWords as Grace Monroeyoutube.com/@seerofwordstwitter.com/shakyradunnJustGamer, Snakebite126 and garbageGothic as Team Skull GruntsWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo and AlchemykingMixed by SIR Rap BattlesThumbnail by M!cahBeat by Kelly Mac and Aaron John Shapiro of Audio Network
Izuku Midoriya vs. Little Mac - MG Rap Battles (ft. DarkHasayoVA and RaccoonBroVA) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-12-31 | izuku midoriya vs. little mac - mg rap battles (ft. darkhasayova and raccoonbrova)Throughout history, fighters have always given their all in any fight they take part in, overcoming the odds even when it’s against them if it seems like they’re entering a fight that they can't win. And that shows no more than in these green-colored underdogs! It’s the ninth wielder of the quirk One For All and pupil of All-Might, Izuku Midoriya, going head-to-head with the Bruiser from the Bronx and current W.V.B.A Champion, Little Mac! ► CREDITS:RaccoonBroVA as Little Macyoutube.com/@RaccoonBroVADarkHasayoVA as Izuku Midoriyayoutube.com/@darkhasayova8723Danii as Doc Louisyoutube.com/@SwaggyFlanWritten by MetaMachineAdditional help by Matt Raichous, Kamren the Person and GamingPlush64Edited by Danii and Kamren the PersonMixed and Mastered by SerenaArt by Blast03Additional art by StrawberriMochiBeat by Hollywood Legend ProductionsThumbnail by SIR Rap BattlesSpecial thanks to Matt Raichous, Alex M. Snakebite126, Freshy Kanal, JK03 and Mega PMB► ABOUT:izuku midoriya (緑みどり谷や出いず久く midoriya izuku?), also known as deku (デク deku?), is the main protagonist of the my hero academia manga and anime series.even though izuku was born quirkless, he manages to catch the attention of the legendary hero all might, due to his innate heroism and a strong sense of justice, and has since become his close pupil, as well as a student in class 1-a at u.a. high school. all might passed on his transferable quirk to izuku, making him the ninth and current holder of one for all.following the paranormal liberation war, with tomura shigaraki and all for one actively targeting izuku for his quirk, he decided to leave u.a. before finishing his first year to keep his classmates out of harm's way.[4] after encouragement and support from his friends, he later returns to the school and leads the heroes against the villains in one final, desperate battle to save the world.little mac (リトル・マック, ritoru makku) is the main protagonist in the punch-out!! franchise. his signature move is the star punch.little mac is 17 years old, stands at 5'7" (1.7 m), and weighs 107 lb (48.53 kg). he usually appears as a medium-built, italian-american man with black hair and blue eyes. normally, he wears a black tank top, black and white shoes, green shorts, and green boxing gloves.little mac hails from the bronx in new york. at some point, he became interested in getting into the world video boxing association. by chance, he met doc louis, who was a former heavyweight champion in his own right. so with doc louis at his side and one of the toughest training regiments ever (some promotional material implies he didn't sleep), little mac began his journey to the top of the world circuit, beating many other boxers standing in his path.#izukumidoriya #deku #littlemac #mha #punchout #rapbattleizuku midoriya vs. little mac - mg rap battles (ft. darkhasayova and raccoonbrova)
White Ghost Cookie vs. Scratch - MG Rap Battles (ft. garbageGothic) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-10-31 | white ghost cookie vs. scratch - mg rap battles (ft. garbagegothic)Even after death, we’re often left with unfinished business to, and these two ghosts have precisely that with the locations they inhabit and the friendships they’ve made living their afterlife! To celebrate Halloween, It’s the sweet specter that haunts her school, White Ghost Cookie, against the grouchy ghost from Brighton, Scratch! ► CREDITS:garbageGothic as White Ghost Cookieyoutube.com/@garbageGothicMetaMachine as Scratchyoutube.com/@metamachine1698Azia as Molly McGeeyoutube.com/@Azia_/videosWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo, and AlchemyKingEditing and Thumbnail by RabiMixed and Mastered by SerenaBeat by Dansonn► ABOUT:white ghost cookie (korean: 화이트고스트맛 쿠키, hwaiteugoseuteumat kuki) is an epic cookie released alongside her pet, fractured mirror fractured mirror, in the second half of the spooky school experience update. she transforms into a ghost and pursues various students, granting points.at certain intervals, white ghost cookie will transform into her ghost form and pursue three students, one at a time during the skill. tap the “scare” button whenever the meter gradually reaches the three points. points are earned if the button is pressed at the right time as the meter. the last student to be frightened gives off fear jellies. after scaring off the last cookie, white ghost cookie will chase the students out of the school while they give off fear jelliesscratch, or also named scratch mcgee,[2] is the titular deuteragonist from the ghost and molly mcgee. he is a fussy, short-tempered, but funny and kind ghost who befriended molly mcgee when she arrives in brighton.scratch is a grumpy, anti-heroic ghost whose joy comes from spreading misery. when one of his spells backfired, he finds himself forever cursed in molly's presence. he is described by molly to be lazy, grumpy, and hungry. additionally, before the mcgee family arrived in brighton, he was largely a loner and greatly values his privacy, showing tremendous embarrassment and ire whenever molly cuts into his personal time. despite being bound to her for all eternity, scratch remains determined to scare molly and her family away for good.later on, in the series, however, he seems to start to warm up to molly and her family, showing a softer, almost parental stance towards the mcgee family, stating he's a "mcgee adjacent"[2] and returning their affection.#whiteghostcookie #cookierun #scratch #theghostandmollymcgee #rapbattleWhite ghost cookie vs. scratch - mg rap battles (ft. garbagegothic)
(AUDIO ONLY) Bowser vs Lucifer - MG Rap Battles (ft. King Mewtwo and An Extremely Agitated Hedgehog) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-08-24 | Who doesn't like a good old-fashion rap battle with one of gaming's biggest hotties and Lucifer from Helltaker?(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.) youtube.com/@UCMu5gPmKp5av0QCAajKTMhw Bowser: (0:18)Just enter my Koopa tower, you lose all your shrooms and flowersKingdoms know they’re screwed and cower when they hear the news of BowserYour whole crew can do without your stupid, pointless use of power Why do people swoon about her? It took pancakes to arouse her!Stepping to the President’s mad, bringing joy to the masses from East to WestYou only set the precedent for freaks, NEETs, and weebs to go and peep ya chestI terrorize by wrecking lives and while you’re ruling where sin thrivesAll of your subjects reject your pride. Make like your puzzles, just step aside.Lucifer: (0:46)You think you're so strong, Bowser? It’s good I’m used to pain and strifeThat verse utterly bombed, Bowser, you thought you could flame the mic?Those “fire bars” were as dry as your skeleton, but I’ll make your blood showerSince if this phony president’s at my presence, your grave’s already Doug, BowserI'm the CEO, so listen, bitchYou're a turn off, like you flipped the SwitchYou want a peachy taste of princess lipsBut lava's the only pit you kissedSo make like Mario and hit the bricksLet me say it again if you don't get the gistCause gripping the princess in your fistIs not the right way to pick up chicks.Bowser: (1:14)I’ve spanned final boss fights in gaming for years! Your legacy doesn’t exceed an hourMy army might not be the best, but those loyal to me at least know how to shower!Verse a timeless master of Nintendo magic, an annual fad looks much more tragicWe’ve got families exploring Universal tracks when you’ve got losers at Home, Stuck in their atticMy Fury is fearsome, your greatest fury is when Pandemonica roasts coffee beansGot the Koopalings at my beck and call, you can't even keep Cerberus on a leashAnd I'm a respectable father, if Junior played your game with its satanist actsI'd rip the controller right out of his hands and turn on parent safety by slaying your ass!Got as much meat on your bones as a lamb chop, my fire breath will leave you roasted and friedSince all your servants leave you ignored and your sugar daddy ditched you for a flyNot since Luigi have I seen someone getting topped by their superior and took such an LThen when you went from the ruler of Hell to an underling maid whose life went to hell!Lucifer: (1:58)You’ve no room to talk, falling down to mere comic relief? Reptilian disgrace. You drive a literal Clown Car, make this the second time that you are thrown in last placeWhether it’s your games or your raps, you know your scheming’s wackSuch a beta, your own Inside Story gave AlphaDream the axeThink you’re some badass monarch, ruling your kingdom and fighting warsBut with your eight kids, the only battle you’re fighting is child support!Even as Meowser you can’t land on your feet when three measly hits put you down, don’t push meYou’re only seen as hot when you're dressed as Bowsette, learn that I'm the GOAT while you're just a pussySuch a brute, you couldn't solve my puzzles with your meager brainpowerAny threat that you once posed was tossed out the window like “So long, gay Bowser”My lava flow ensures both your body and soul will melt awayThe skeletons will be glad that a new one entered Hell today.King Mewtwo as Bowseryoutube.com/c/KingMewtwoyoutube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dAAn Extremely Agitated Hedgehog as Luciferyoutube.com/@AngrierHedgehogWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64, King Mewtwo and AlchemyKingMixed and beat arrangement by GamingPlush64Thumbnail by Mx. AlanBeat by Dansonn and Epistra
Coach Z vs. Boyfriend - MG Rap Battles (ft. Fightmarker) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-07-08 | coach z vs. boyfriend - mg rap battles (ft. fightmarker)Happy Rap Battle Day! Flash has led to many people animate and create things they otherwise wouldn’t, including these two actual rappers made in popular Flash series even with their…unique dialect they each have. It’s the locker room coach from the classic web series Homestar Runner, Coach Z, against the blue haired rapper who took the internet by storm with the release of Friday Night Funkin’, Boyfriend! ► CREDITS:MetaMachine as Coach Zyoutube.com/@metamachine1698Fightmarker as Boyfriendyoutube.com/@fightmarkerWritten by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64Mixed by GamingPlush64Edited by Rabi and Michael StarkCoach Z art by ValonideAdditional art by MaxStar6Beat by InsanebeatzThumbnail by JK03Special thanks to AdamSandler2DRB, Hippie Rat, AlchemyKing, Skitzy, Creeperpasta and JesseBoxVO► ABOUT:coach z is the "coach" of the residents of free country, usa, though it is unclear exactly which sports he coaches. he has a strong accent, based on an upper midwestern accent (though it is also sometimes simply nonsensical) which is sometimes difficult for other characters to understand. while occasionally tiresome, he is always ready to offer encouragement and is rarely critical of anyone. when giving advice, he tends to start with the phrase "you can't just rush into the score zone", which has lost its meaning through time.coach z wears a blue and purple baseball cap and a large gold z emblem around his waist. nobody knows for sure whether his bright green color is his skin or a body suit. however, baby coach z seems to be wearing footy pajamas in the email high school, and on more than one occasion, coach z has mentioned his pants. in shapeshifter, coach z referred to his outfit as his "sweaty sweat-sweats", which was seen to have at least one pocket, and in fan costumes 2017 he is implied to have undressed. his head is a white sphere with light gray circles for eyes. coach z lacks a visible nose and mouth, but is able to talk, eat, and spit with ease. he has long arms and large feet, but very short legs.when not working as a coach, coach z works with homestar runner and bubs as the apparent local law enforcement in free country, usa. coach z is also the janitor at the office where homestar and strong bad work. he is paid on hourly wage and is clearly jealous that strong bad is paid on salary. he has also spent time dressed as the blubb-o's drive-thru whale mascot. coach z owns four tony awards, suggesting that he may have a background in theatre. despite his numerous jobs, coach z has trouble managing his money, causing his electricity to be shut off each year.boyfriend, alternatively referred to as the boyfriend, is the protagonist of friday night funkin'. his main goal is to gain approval to date girlfriend, but he must sing off against her evil ex-rockstar father, daddy dearest, as well as the many other characters that stand in his way.boyfriend is a young, light-skinned man with spiky cyan hair and a confident expression. he wears a magenta-white t-shirt with a red prohibition sign, baggy dark blue pants, pink-red sneakers with magenta-white shoelaces and soles as well as black dots on the quarters, and a backward pink-red cap with a dark blue brim. he holds a bluish gray microphone in his right hand while keeping his left hand in his pocket. he is drawn in a chibi style.boyfriend is portrayed as a young, overzealous rapper with a love for music, donuts[3] and his girlfriend. he loves to sing and show off his skills, resulting in his confident and cocky character. he is very determined and persistent on reaching his goals and won't let anyone get in the way of his success, even when threatened with death.#fridaynightfunkin #homestarrunner #boyfriend #coachz #rapbattlecoach z vs. boyfriend - mg rap battles (ft. fightmarker)
(AUDIO ONLY) Junkrat vs. Misato Tachibana - Overwatch vs Anything (ft. Alex M, garbageGothic & more) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-06-09 | What better way to celebrate pride month, AND Gengo's birthday then some good ol' fashion terrorism!(Side note; Yes this is a new side-series to MGRB! Primarily run by Gengo, who has so many ideas with Overwatch over the years that a full series dedicated to it felt like the best course of action! We can't promise these will be common, but just on the chance you see a lot of OW battles in the future, this is why lol)(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBJunkrat (0:14)(Ahahahah!)Woo boy! This matchup's golden! and I should know, cause I've ranked lotsGive a new meaning to "boom shaka laka" when you're dunked from my bank shots!Bugger off kid! Run back to your kendo classes, I know you'll need itI'm rocking on trap while you walk on my trap and you're left more red than your face when you're seethin'!You want some real bombs? Junkrat's your dude!I'm the best at all things that go "crack-ka-BOOM!"Think that you can beat me with just a strap or two?You're as harmless as the flour that you pack and shoot!"ooh a tsundere with guns!" well ain't that just cuteMy RIP-Tire's less prickly than your attitudeYou're more hot-headed than a lit match and fuseWhen you're causing school shootings just to blast ya boo!Got deceived by your little sister, you could never outsmart my master plansIt’s a hot pursuit when I’m dropping suits, so you better Hyde your manI’m beloved for my finest plans! You’re shakier than when you tighten handsWith the man you’re putting on blast, then breaking his glasses, you'll more than bleed when my mine hit lands!Now, I’d love to see you go explodey, but even with my crime's doneYou couldn’t catch me going even CLOSE to this ticking time bomb!Misato: (1:02)Your rapping's as trash as the stayhole you come from, I know desperate times call for desperate measuresBut you blew it harder than Wolf Wood’s did then when you were asked about some treasureThen you’re shaking up your monarchy, and I’m the ticking time bomb?Your cartoony scheme was destined to crash and burn when you imitate Guy, Fawkes!Peg-legged freak! Your one-track mind with gold and bombs won't help you survive thisStole Demoman's shtick from Team Fortress 2, you're less a demolitionist and moreso a pirate!So I'll rocket jump over your sorry ass as I riddle your body with bullets and grenades 'till you need another fake arm and a new spineAnd you'd STILL look better than your sequel design!Lived in a lawless, desolate wasteland and everyone still thought to ditch this toolEven your Queen was sick of your crazed plans, this jester can't even succeed as a fool!This fidgety chicken has to jump in players’ faces, scattering brains and creating leaversSo between your pig friend and your playerbase, who’s the real mouth breather?Junkrat and Roadhog: (1:43)Your money grubbing loser there keeps his goat on a leashHe best be prepared to be robbed blind when these GOAT’s are unleashed!The baddest rebels on the run! When we roll up, they know what's upYou'll squeal when my buddy gets his hands on you, Take it away: Shut up.Look, mate. All I’m sayin’ is she needs better foresight for acting' so childishSince Koujirou only wears glasses for fashion! Seems love makes you blind, bitchMisato and Sasahara: (2:04)Like your role in your damn game, the crap you spat was filler- Look,Unlike your pig pal, there, it seems you can’t land a killer hook.(Gun sfx here) Is that the best you could think of, moron!? Is that not like how you’ve maimed them?(grenade explosion sfx here) Sh-shut up you idiot! You’re acting more brain dead than those who main them!!!The biggest blunders from down under, these animals aren't worthy to step on my farm!Best highlight we get from fighting you dolts is blasting your balls with my firearms!Send these Mad Max rejects off their high-horse, they've bombed enough, it was no troubleTaste Total Mayhem in this last blast-off when we turn your junk town to a pile of rubble!Alex M. as Junkratyoutube.com/@TheMetalTempestYTgarbageGothic as Misato Tachibanayoutube.com/@garbageGothicMatt Raichous as Roadhogyoutube.com/@ERBoNostalgiaRaccoonBroVA as Koujirou Sasaharayoutube.com/@RaccoonBroVAWritten by Legengo and MetaMachineMixed by SIR Rap BattlesThumbnail by JK03Beat by Anywaywell
Piranha Plant vs. Appletun - MG Rap Battles (ft. Quizzique and Commander Jacob) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-05-16 | piranha plant vs. appletun - mg rap battles (ft. quizzique and commander jacob)Nintendo has made many wonderful characters of all different shapes and sizes over the years! And these two plant creatures from their biggest franchises have made their mark in recent years for…Lets say their cuteness. It's the piping plant of Bowser's army, Piranha Plant, against the doughy dragon from the Galar region of Pokemon, Appletun!► CREDITS:Quizzique as Piranha Plantyoutube.com/@QuizziqueCommander Jacob as Piranha Plantyoutube.com/@CommanderJacobWritten by MetaMachine and B O R KEdited by SIR Rap BattlesArt by BMBMixed by GamingPlush64Beat by KustomThumbnail by YLFEthan► ABOUT:piranha plants (also known as piranha flowers and piranhas and misspelled as pirana plants in early manuals and as pirahna flower in an australian nintendo magazine system issue) are large, carnivorous plants encountered throughout the mario franchise. they are seemingly based on venus flytraps and eat anything that approaches them.the head of a piranha plant is most commonly either red or green with multiple other colors. originally, piranha plants were found exclusively in pipes, darting out and biting anything near. currently, piranha plants can be found both in and out of pipes, and may constantly bite or wait for mario to approach to do so.despite being plants, piranha plants have been depicted as being sentient and capable of speech in a few appearances. piranha plant characters such as petey piranha, piranha bean and dino piranha, among others, reveal that some piranha plants can have animal-like bodies, making them capable of walking.appletun (タルップル, taruppuru) is a grass/dragon-type introduced in generation viii. it can also gigantamax into gigantamax appletun.appletun is a dragon-apple pie hybrid. its body is mostly green with a yellow underside and lower jaw. its eyes as applin are now sitting on top of its draconic head and are flapped down by a round piece of apple skin. its back is shaped like an apple pie with a criss cross design and 2 apple leaves in the center.it wafts a sweet aroma, like bounsweet. however, it uses the sweet scent to lure bug type pokémon to eat.these rotund creatures are quite mild-mannered, spending much of their time lazing about in branches or at the base of trees. at a first glance, resting appletun may seem like sitting ducks when it comes to predators. the very insects they attract to prey on, however, will actually defend appletun and their delicious nectar fiercely. in some areas, appletun nectar is harvested and used to bake a variety of different pastries. these sweet treats are especially popular in the autumn.#piranhaplant #appletun #supermario #pokemon #rapbattlepiranha plant vs. appletun - mg rap battles (ft. quizzique and commander jacob)
(AUDIO ONLY) Leonard Church vs. Mordecai - MG Rap Battles (ft. UBERocity, AdamDRB, and more!) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-04-29 | I saw RvB-related graffiti where I work a few weeks ago I think that's really neat.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBChurch: (0:19)Let’s just get this over with, I shouldn’t have to waste my timeOn this man-child who can’t do a single job to save his life!I served in the army, dick! It’s clear this battle isn’t fairI’d tell you to take a seat, but you can’t set up the chairs!It’s insane the lengths you go to get out of simple chores, bitch!Your show only has “The Power” to make up utter horseshit!I’ll put you under fire, my rhyming game is fireWhen my guns begin to fire, you’ll be permanently fired!Say what you want about me, at least I know I'm an assholeAnd I may lead a team that are just a bunch of schmucksBut nobody I know went and got their friend killed, bullshit with time travel,AND not get laid, you selfish fuck!Everything you do just goes to shit, no matter how tameBet you can’t even grab a mic without it bursting in flames!And I don’t mean your bars, I mean it actually explodingSo get your friends to save your ass and continue your free-loading!Mordecai and Rigby: (0:56)If this guy's an A.I, he's the world's dumbest computerBut man, I don't wanna diss out this blue-colored loserWho when he isn't doing nothing, drags his friends through certain doom, bro!Doesn’t all of that apply to you, though? OW!Quit it, dude! Least we lived through all our crazy stuffWe don’t need to put the hurt on him! His team kills him enough! (true!)Punchies would leave him on the floor with how bad he sucksSo how about we show him how to Rap It Up? (Yeah-yuh!)We rapped before in our show while your rap battle just blows!You got your butt whopped by Sarge, but now you’re going ‘gainst the pros!Unresolved issues with Tex? Seems this fool was too slow!This “ghost” ain’t as High as Fives but you aren’t goin’ down looooow!Angier than Benson with how much you lose your headSo ill-tempered, I’m surprised you’re not a member of the Reds!Since your outbursts are more volatile than the talking time bombYou know who else blows more than Andy? MY MOM!Church and Tucker: (1:34)Bow-chicka-bow-wow! Not now, Tucker!I can’t deal with your bullshit and this motherfucker!Though even with your perverse shit, he’s somehow the bigger cucker (hey!)I might be from Rooster Teeth; but you’re the real cock-sucker!Mordecai: (1:43)You were RT’s shining gem until RWBY took your spotCan’t be the face of a company when that helmet’s all you got!Not armed for a battle, even with the guns you broughtAll you’ve done is fire blanks since you always miss your shots!Church: (1:53)It’s clear you suck when on a track hearing through that slow slogI mean hell, your cart’s more dingy than the Red Team’s fucking RoadhogA group of idiots enclosed in a box and sent to space as a plot twistCan say it's not as creative as you thought, bitch!Put this simp in a depressive slump when all of my bars hitMore than the all screen time you were Robin' crying over MargaretAnd that’s not even counting the times that you led CJ aroundGot your head in the clouds but got no head from the cloud!Mordecai: (2:11)And you and Tex aren’t better with how much she snaps at youSo abusive on both sides I see why you two are black and blueThis private isn’t fit to lead with his lack of conscienceBut I shouldn’t be surprised that Church is preaching utter nonsenseEver stopped and wondered why your series is still here?Your peak is nothing but a memory since quality's been dropped for yearsShatter Squad smashed your reputation as your fans agree that they blowBeing as dead as you are, it’s fitting that you bit off Halo! (OHHHH!)Mancha (UBERocity) as Leonard Churchyoutube.com/c/UBERocityAdamDRB as Mordecaiyoutube.com/@DiscordRapBattleyoutube.com/@marvelvsanything Kamren the Person as Rigbyyoutube.com/@KamrenThePersonAlen as Muscle Manyoutube.com/@FACRapBattlesSonicProdigy55 as Lavernius Tuckeryoutube.com/@SonicProdigy55Written by MetaMachineBeat by Barrie Gledden and Tie ReillyMixed by ZagranisThumbnail by JK03
(AUDIO ONLY) The Impostor vs. Ridley - MG Rap Battles (ft. Commander Jacob) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-02-25 | In space, no one can hear you vent.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBImpostor and Crewmate: (0:12)Finished my list of tasks, gone to look around the spaceshipNow I gotta diss a dragon? Better do this with haste, quick!I can drop the act to stop and rap and slice you in one strike! UhRed? whatcha saying? I mean I’m gonna kill the mic! Wha!?-I’m sneaking in vents and backstabbing the crew! dissembled among them all in cold spaceDeceiving my friends, then snap them in two! In both mind and necks and leave with no traceAnd what’s roided Spyro known for again? His gigantic size and refusal to die?Just take out my knife and clip off his wings, fall out of the sky and stop being fly!Ridley: (0:38)Megaman: Impaled. Mario: BrokenThe Cunning God of Death, and this joke fad is my opponent?! (snarl)Left Samus in utter fear and turned K-2L to flames and dustYour presence has viewers gasping and say "when the rap battle is sus!" (screech)That’s all you’ll be! A means for creators to milk and shill you out for all that you’re worth!Ironic a game that is set into space is used for clickbait to the ends of the earth!Yet your port to PC is worse! Charging what’s free while your connections continue to beColder than space with how your servers freeze more easily than Metroids to an Ice Beam!With the lack of arms you sport, throwing hands for you is not fairMere brags were all you passed, no shock the bean is full of hot air!But my dragonbreath is hotter, frying foes when I attackYou’re looking to be a tasty meal, I’ll savor you as my next snackImpostor: (1:17)(Please!)You can’t even kill the chick you made an orphan while I leave whole fleats of spacemen X’ed out!Not the first time your attempt at murder bombs, this’ll blow up worse than when she blew that X out!Always come back again and again, yet this aimbot’s shot is not preciseTurned to a cyborg to stay in your story? you literally turned to a plot device!I got higher IQ plays than everyone else at my station At the same time Mother Brain is the head of your operationFailed to lead your pirates as you walked the plank and laid an eggWho would be scared of a Birdie that’s a Furby with chicken legs!?I’m messing with the wires on the airship; all while under wrapsWhen you make a grand appearance, a yellow rodent leaves you thunder clapped!And when Sakurai said you were too big for fights, I see exactly what he meantSince I gotta chop you to a million bits in hopes that then you’ll fit through the vents!Ridley: (1:56)Still care to fight? Can’t bare my height when you can’t even reach my kneesWon’t spare your life, this parasite’s the worst infection that I’ve seen!Spread your virus at alarming rates and heated debates among plentyMy vote is; your game is based on the worst things of 2020!Grip you with my razor claws and drag you cross the corridorAs your only bone gets snapped in half and your guts begin to pourout and all that’ll be there is your stained blood alongside your corpseYour crew won’t need a Medbay Scan to see this is my self report…Commander Jacob as The Impostoryoutube.com/@UCpjjEryc8808aPXzeyNcCWg MetaMachine as Ridleyyoutube.com/@UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQ Special Inquisitor Rayyan as Crewmateyoutube.com/@UCvvFhD8vewjIfLVcJs9xNsA Written by MetaMachine and King MewtwoMixed and Beat Arrangement by GamingPlush64Thumbnail by JK03Beat by Dave James
Banjo and Kazooie vs. Ice Climbers - MG Rap Battles (ft. garbageGothic, Azia, and Shimario) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2023-01-27 | banjo and kazooie vs. ice climbers - mg rap battles (ft. garbagegothic, azia, and shimario)Video games are a great pastime, but what can make video games better? Playing it with a friend! And today we have a rap battle that shows this by taking two classic video game duos and putting them against each other in the first team battle of the series! It’s the bear and bird from Spiral Mountain who serve as one of the biggest faces of 3D platforming, Banjo and Kazooie, against the summit-scaling mountain slayers from the NES, Popo and Nana, aka the Ice Climbers!► CREDITS:MetaMachine as Banjoyoutube.com/channel/UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQgarbageGothic as Kazooieyoutube.com/c/garbageGothicShimario as Popoyoutube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQAzia as Nanayoutube.com/c/AziaCoversWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo, Dani Frias, B O R K, Rabi, and NekomancerEdited by RabiArt by NoobyMixed by GlitchdudeBeat by KustomThumbnail by Zuprem4cy► ABOUT:banjo & kazooie are a pair of fictional video game characters and the eponymous protagonists of the video game series banjo-kazooie, created by british video game developer rare. banjo and kazooie were both introduced as player characters in the original banjo-kazooie (1998). banjo is a bear accompanied by kazooie, a bird who is often seen seeking shelter in banjo's backpack and emerging to perform various moves and attacks. the pair have gone on numerous adventures together, fighting against the sinister plans of the evil witch gruntilda.banjo first made his debut as one of the playable characters in diddy kong racing (1997). decades after the release of the original game, banjo and kazooie gained widespread attention for their playable appearance in nintendo's super smash bros. ultimate fighting game. banjo and kazooie received positive reviews for their humor in the banjo-kazooie series and appearance in super smash bros., having been one of the most requested choices for inclusion in the series.the ice climbers (jp), popo (jp) and nana, a boy dressed in a blue inuit parka and a girl dressed in a pink inuit parka respectively, are the stars of the nes game ice climber. these two have always been pioneers and have scaled many icy mountains in their time. in their glory days, they pursued a condor who, peculiarly, had possession of cucumbers, eggplants, and various other vegetables.they appear in super smash bros. melee as playable character, and again in the sequels super smash bros. brawl and super smash bros. ultimate. in all three games, choosing certain colors will put nana as the leader and popo as the follower.#banjokazooie #iceclimbers #banjo #kazooie #popo #nana #nintendomusic #rapbattlebanjo and kazooie vs. ice climbers - mg rap battles (ft. garbagegothic, azia, and shimario)
(AUDIO ONLY) Frosty the Snowman vs. Hat Kid - MG Rap Battles (ft. KingSpirals and Belle Beniko) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-12-24 | And with that, I think this is the perfect way to "cap" off the year. (;(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBFrosty and Narrator (0:15)Frosty the Snowman; A happy soul with a corncob pipe and eyes of coalWho enjoys all that winter offers; and that includes spitting coldTo diss him's bold; treading against him on a track as his verse slays / sleighsSo when his hat’s placed on his head… Happy Birthday!It seems I’m alive! I'm ready to have fun and play lots of games with the children around meBut the only one here is some alien girl who crash lands on a planet and leaves the whole town beatSo listen up as I go tell this to you; We'll have a merry time filled with joy and laughterEven if this jolly happy soul Sealed the Deal selling her soul off to Snatcher! (yikes!)But I have to question the friends that you've made; I say having one friend's better than no friendsAnd I'm not the best at counting, but all of them seem to be shifty to no end (huh?)You meet with a lot of people on your journey and end up saving them all as your goalFrom mafia gangs, rival directors, and demons contracting away others' souls!I'm shown - yearly 'round Christmas and a classic for this bright seasonYou're so - stuck in the past, I see why you collect Time Pieces!You go - aiming your game to be a great nostalgic throwback'Till Mario's Odyssey captured your spotlight and stole the thunder right under your hat!Hat Kid: (1:14)Stay as a tune folks are tired of hearing, that was such a bummer, geez!Polluting the air with what you're spewing like it's a can of Summer Wheeze!You're melting yourself from trying to spit hot, that verse was pretty rocky, soGood thing I brought my umbrella to shield me from your wishy-washy flow! (ohhh!)This holiday classic is looking so shoddyWith animation more frozen than his own bodyA movie star diva when I’m on the setWhile your specials are for the birds; Peck neck!Fly and so nimble, unlike this fat boobI'm cooler than you when I'm a frozen statueI have a collection of different hats usedWhen you lose your one hat you're lifeless; No cap dude? Created by children for their care and problems like you’re a glorified ice packI’m pushing your button-nose, (boop!) Call me Rudolph with the way I light tracks!I traded blows against a toilet and that stunk less than this marshmallow foeRight now you're taking the piss! (heheh) seems like you're made of yellow snowFrosty: (1:59)Looks like you’re slipping on this icy track, platformers normally aren’t good in snow landsCan only fight back with umbrellas and hats, make this the second time it hurts to throw hands!You don't want to sing and it shows in your verse, I didn't think you'd come up this shortCrashed so hard with a performance so bad, I’d mistake it for your Switch port!Helped generations of families to grow, even got kids and a wife of my ownWhile you left everyone just to go home, Even I think that’s being too cold!Call me a blizzard the way I breeze through yaSweeping the floor with you like I'm your roombaCaused enough trouble with all those you have crossedSo make like Mustache Girl; get lost!Hat Kid: (2:28)The fastest belly whopper ‘round on the map? Ironic it seems you can't rocket on tracks, Run circles around you in mere seconds flat! Freeze you in place with my Time Stopping hat!Act nice around kids like a good moral guardian, but you better just back offFor encouraging children to rebel against their parents, like you're an anarchist Jack Frost!Your raps hurt less than a snowball fight, you couldn't make a real diss appearBut I can show you a real magic trick by making this slush-brain disappearOne tip of the hat, you'll be out cold, there won't be another Christmas for youDancing over my victory, you're just the puddle that's under my shoes!MetaMachine as Frosty the Snowmanyoutube.com/channel/UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQKingSpirals as Hat Kidyoutube.com/@UCqmVrsY4FjzOdr-P4Stmx0Q Belle Beniko as Holiday Narratoryoutube.com/@UC7NQZuNRiHBUhAXLFTec8iw Written by MetaMachineChiseled by Shimario and ManchaMixed and Beat Arrangement by GamingPlush64Thumbnail by YLFEthanBeat by Anywaywell
(AUDIO ONLY) Scott the Woz vs. Tomoko Kuroki - MG Rap Battles (ft. JustGamer and Azia) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-11-30 | If I ever do anything that exceeds the absurdity of this matchup down the line you all have my permission to call the authorities to my doorstep.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History Youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBScott: (0:12)Hey all, Scott here! Today I wanna try something newSo I'm facing a girl adored by sweaty nerds who think "I relate to you!"“But Scott!”, I hear you say, “I thought you at least respected anime?”I thought so too, ‘til I learned all she cares about is getting laid!And this connection doesn't make sense! What, we're both virgins and geeky nerds?But I'm banging beats like Barrel Blast and you're with Yuu-Chan and peeping herLooks, and thinks to grope her ass and touch Yoshida's bust a tonAnd making passes at your brother…your story is f**king dumb!!I'm watched by millions on Youtube while you clam up around guys, bitchThis battle's black and white, not just ‘cuz of my color blindnessSo break a leg like it’s the Madden Curse! It’s your turn throwing bars at mein this turn-based battle…S**T IS THIS AN RPG!?Tomoko: (0:45)U-uh, h-hi, it's my turn to go, r-right?I don't like karaoke, but you were s-so bad on the micThat, surely I can clap right back to the awful crap you spatBecause I’m Not Popular... I'll crush a white geek in a battle rap!Botched that verse more than your dinner, seems you couldn’t bring your beef inFailed to land a single Jeb-Jab, almost as if you’re the veganAll this pest is good for's raiding Reddits, this man-child thinks he's hurting me?Crush this bug like he’s a cockroach and watch him join his fellow murderees!You say that I’m deprived but don’t think that’s something you lack, manAt least I’m not the one that gets a boner over Pac-Man!Like sheesh! You’re such a loser! Even I wouldn’t wanna be youObsessed over Nintendo games, just shut the fuck up 'bout the Wii U!Gave Bargain Bin schlock to charity, that's the worst stuff I've seen giftedAnd I, received a condom but you fucked your friends on Christmas!After watching through your shit skits, all your comedy is long goneFitting for this terminal illness to spread riding off The Nerd and Jontron!Scott: (1:31)…What the f**k was that?!I guess it’s the second time that you’ve ran a track while full of crapCause that verse stunk! If you want some tips on how to be freshGo bathe in cologne and ditch the perfume smell everyone detests!Motion controls look dumb but I still Fling Smash in fights and kick in losersWhile you pu**ied out on bearing arms like you are the Chicken Shooter!I play games out of passion while you’re desperate to be the starto kids you'd cheat against for recognition; you're only the Queen of the V-Card!I thought Zip Lash gave me strife, but with how bad you rocked the micThe thing that always beats you down the most is literally your life!Between your wrapped perception, bad luck and trashy antics everywhere you goIt’s not Awesome, Baby…your series blows!Tomoko: (2:04)Like you on a Wii Music session? At least I know how to swing on beatsWhile setting your house on fire is the only time you're bringing heatIt's rich you call me trash, with how you’re hoarding all that lame junkLosing it so much, like you're getting robbed and bankrupt!We both saw outside help to change, but do you think that you're better?Because while I grew as a person you just Borderlined ForeverSo with all your buttons pushed, I'll just leave you with the LStick to what you're best at and shake off your Wiimote to yourself! (heh heh heh)JustGamer as Scott the Wozyoutube.com/channel/UCkpttqP0ZxGBkGHzECAXkWAAzia as Tomoko Kurokiyoutube.com/@Azia_Written by MetaMachine, GamingPlush64 and NekomancerChiseled by Nekomancer, King Mewtwo and ShimarioMixed by Special Inquisitor RayyanThumbnail by JK03Beat by Kustom
Smile Dog vs. The Jibblies Painting - MG Rap Battles (ft. King Mewtwo) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-10-31 | smile dog vs. the jibblies painting - mg rap battles (ft. king mewtwo)We've all seen our fair share of scary stories, horror movies and video games that leave us sleeping with the lights on, but these two entities take the phrase “if looks could kill” to the next level just as still images that haunted the web all the way back in 2007! To celebrate Halloween, it's the creepypasta canine, Smile Dog, against the horrible painting that gives the cast of Homestar Runner the jibblies, The Jibblies Painting!► CREDITS:King Mewtwo as Smile Dogyoutube.com/c/KingMewtwoyoutube.com/channel/UCdqd7XsFh6ts08-UxMsh2dAMetaMachine as The Jibblies Paintingyoutube.com/channel/UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQWritten by MetaMachineEdited by JustGamerSmile Dog art by BMBJibblies Painting art & backgrounds by MaxStar6Mixed by GamingPlush64Beat by 2DeepThumbnail by FightmarkerSpecial thanks to JK03, WalkAwesomeMovies and YLFEthan► ABOUT:smile dog's story consists of a classic horror set-up – an amateur writer visits the house of a lady who supposedly has a story for which he can borrow from. rather than speak, however, the lady has locked herself up in her room, crying and ranting about nightmares and visions and various other problems. all of these center around a floppy disk she had been given that contain the image smile.jpg – which is smile.dog. other cases of this have cropped up...viewing this image incites insanity, and no copy of the exact image exists on the web though likenesses of it do. the true image of smile.jpg is recognized due to the effect it has on the viewer – that is, they wind up dead. attaching the file – that is, spreading the word, is the only way to save oneself from the smile.dog that appears in one's dreams demanding to spread the word. some say that the original legend began with an image of the devil.the jibblies painting (also referred to as that horrible painting) is a creepy painting of rocoulm (possibly the rocoulm) — a demon holding a torch — that manages to rank as number nine on strong bad's bottom 10 list. it has presumably been in strong mad's room since the brothers strong were little and always gives the characters, especially strong bad, the jibblies. the rocoulm somewhat resembles the jhonka, while his head bears a striking similarity to the monster maskus, both of which are featured in peasant's quest. the painting has a background that fades from blue to green.whenever anyone encounters the painting, the rocoulm creepily whispers the phrase "come on in heeeeere." while the painting is usually confined to strong mad's closet, it broke free on halloween of 2007 and extended its disturbing invitation to each one of the main characters, incapacitating almost all of them with an incurable case of the jibblies, with the exception of homsar, who is apparently weird enough to give the painting itself a temporary case of the jibblies. homestar runner, however, was clueless enough to accept the rocoulm's proposal and entered inside the jibblies painting, where he learned that all the rocoulm ever wanted was to entertain guests. homestar agreed to stay for eternity in exchange for the alleviation of his friends' paralyzed condition.#smiledog #thejibbliespainting #creepypasta #homestarrunner #rapbattle smile dog vs. the jibblies painting - mg rap battles (ft. king mewtwo)
(AUDIO ONLY) Ori vs. Galeem - MG Rap Battles (ft. Kamren the Person and Snakebite126) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-09-28 | I normally leave a joke message here but I actually am putting a spoiler warning here; This battle contains spoilers of both Ori and the Blind Forest and Ori and the Will of the Wisps, Ori is one of my favorite video game series of all time and the emotional impact it left on me is huge, so I highly suggest checking out those games if you haven't before watching this battle, if you already have or just don't care, you may proceed.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBGaleem: (0:20)Since the dawn of time, darkness filled the universeAnd I've arrived to fix in it my image, stopping all the puny wormsWho dare defy me, those who tried me faced erasion by my light beamsAnd now this lemur dares to fight me? You’ll fall and crumble to me firstBefore you have the chance to Bash at me! Beating you will just take one flash, just fleeIt is typical for your dashing sprees, I’m the final boss and Smash’s peakGot blown away by a drafty breeze and was nested by Naru happily‘Till mere owls went and ripped up those roots, normal of birds hijacking treesMillions awed at the sight of my presence as I left worlds brightened and changed for the greater goodYou go on fetch quests for weak little critters as pathetic attempts to help those in your barren woods(ugh) Since that is all you do, fellow what others say with no objectionHundreds of Spirits serve under me, you’ll be another to my collectionFEAR THE ONE WHO SHINES BRIGHT! My reach is beyond what you can comprehend BASK IN MY DIVINE LIGHT! For utopia I am trying to spread REAWAKE FROM PRIME NIGHT! That is true darkness I will put to restOR BEGONE FROM MY SIGHT! And just run away; it’s what you do bestOri: (1:15)You think your goal's to bring light when the world you made couldn’t be more grim?Ironic a glorified lightbulb’s philosophy could not possibly be more dim!Came down from over all of the fighters and thought imprisoning them had to be done?All while taking away from other’s fun? I guess we all know where the Grinch leak came from!I could dodge all your beams in a Bash! - All of your gleams will bounce back! -Boasting ‘bout strength’s all you got? - It’s time that I shoot my shots! ~Built hype with your opening cutscene and a grand story, but instead what happened is we'llBe more disappointed with your slog of a campaign that bored me and others more than Byleth's reveal!I mean for real! All it ends up being is countless battles all for nothingBut I guess collecting Spirits is more than fitting for a mode that soul-crushingI’ve fought against those who were ten times my size!You tried to stop Kirby and still went and blew itArmed with my Spirit Edge you’ll go in one slice!Oh wait, Sephiroth beat me to itGaleem: (1:56)Be glad I put the spotlight on you, it’s the first time you’re talked about and truly playedNo matter how bright you shine, you’ll always stay eclipsed in Hollow Knight’s shadeAnd during your pitiful spiel you dare to talk down on the glorious world that I madeBut you think you’re much better? Let us see the history of your Decay(doubletime)Nibel was in ruins, you had to take actionSein did all the fighting, you're just button-mashing!Collected the elements to stop the threatsOf a mournful mother you led to her death!And then in Niwen, you had these flaws fixedBut it’s ridden with bugs; Will of the GlitchGave Ku her mom's wing to help her to flyAnd how did that go? She almost died!The foes that you beat, those friends that you made, they do not belong for what you’re meant to be!Ditch the attachments and become like me; The harbinger of light is your destiny!Ori: (2:30)At least with my light true beauty is made! You think that the waste land that you’re after’s grand?The extinction you caused and the war that you led against darkness is proof that peace is far goneYou think you've done good with your master planOf sending out your army of Master Hands?They flipped the lightswitch with your light on Switch; instead turning your Dharkon!This all isn’t new! Your ideals are Tabuu!To snuff out your light I know what I must doThe Great Spirit Tree is what I must becomeTo undo your spree and the damage you’ve done!Colors weave into a spire of flameDistant sparks call to a past still unnamedI'll bear this torch against the cold of our fightSearch your soul and reawake from your corrupted light!Ori becomes the Great Spirit Tree, the light of which shines over Galeem and wipes him away as Ori’s light shines and brings light and safety to the World of Light Galeem left.Kamren the Person as Galeemyoutube.com/c/KamrenTheReactorSnakebite126 as Oriyoutube.com/c/Snakebite126Written by MetaMachineThumbnail by Zuprem4cyMixing and backing Galeem vocals by GamingPlush64Beat by Trunxks
(AUDIO ONLY) Papyrus vs. Sayori - MG Rap Battles (ft. Azia) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-07-16 | A kin-filled battle for the birthday kinnie. (I am uploading this on my birthday. -Meta)(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBPAPYRUS And sans: (0:05)(SANS, IS THAT A HUMAN? uh, close enough, NYEH-HEH-HEH!)HALT HUMAN! IT’S MY DUTY TO TAKE YOUR KIND TO THE CASTLE,AND FOR MY FIRST PUZZLE, YOU MUST OUTCLASS ME IN A BATTLEI’M THE CULINARY CAVALRY, HUMANS LOVE MY OFFERINGSAND WITH CUPCAKES AND FRIENDS TO BRIBE A GUY, YOU ONLY BARELY BROUGHT HIM IN!ACTING CARELESS AND CUTESY'S ALL IT TOOK FOR YOU TO SURFACE?AS AN AIRHEADED FLOOZY, IT’S CLEAR YOU DON’T DESERVE IT!COMPARED TO I, THE GREAT PAPYRUS, WHO RAPS GRANDWHO’LL LEAVE YOU DOWN IN THE DUMPS AND WITH ALPHYS IN THE TRASH CAN!Sayori: (0:30)Did a new member storm the club? A shame your presence only brought cloudsThere’s a lot that comes to mind, so let me jot my thoughts down“He wants to strike tykes with Undyne but even she knows he can't fight right.”“Can't be a member of the guard just by being her royal white knight!”Easily jumbled in a trousle, which is given with your lost nervesExchange lines but you have trouble when you try to cross wordsLOV for you ain’t high, in battles you can’t pull your own weightFighting others for their SOUL will not land you a soulmate!Not taken seriously among your friends in The UndergroundA bigger joke than Sans, but it ain’t no wonder howAlways laughing at yourself in that cheap Skeletor costumeSo used to being at the bottom you went “Dear Sunshine; what are you?”PAPYRUS And sans: (1:00)NYEH! YOU SHOULD GET MORE SLEEP, NOW I’M YAWNING!DECKED IN MTT - he's ballin’YOUR DRESS IS MESSY, NEED TO GET IT CLEANFROM MC? GEEZ! YOU THINK THAT’LL GET IN HIS JEANS?TYPICAL HUMAN HISTORY,YOU ROPED IN A LONER FOR YOUR OWN GOOD,NOBODY’D CARE OR NOTICE IF YOU WERE DROPPED FOR A DIFFERENT LEAD!NYEH, YOUR VERSE WAS UTTER STOOL, I’M TELLING YOU, YOU’RE OFF OF IT!SAY YOUR CHEST HAS GROWN IN SIZE, BUT MY BATTLE BOD STILL TOPPLES IT!YOU WISH YOU LEFT SICK FROM MY DISS, YOU LITTLE TWERP!NOW, TASTE MY BLUE ATTACK! (*blue attack sfx)...DID IT WORK?Sayori: (1:30)Ehehe~! My funny bones are dust with how you’re spitting quipsMake like Yuri with your boobytraps; put your backbone into it!For a Cool Dude from Snowdin, you seem like quite the hot headAnd when I’m done throwing hands, a numb skull will be all that’s left!Sporting neckwear to seem stylish, but just come off as pettySave it, Fred Bones, even I wouldn’t take your spaghetti!Have plenty of class? Your standards in friends could be higherUnderground’s monster turned predator going on dates with minors!I got the dirt on you, when a meanie was on the prowl, hePicked you as a target and you responded like “Wowie!”And all I find gently opening the closet door,Is a lonely skeleton when he’s not echoing Flowey!PAPYRUS: (2:00)SEEMS THE NAPPING CLUB TOOK PRECEDENT WHEN RECITING YOUR LINESI CRUISE WHILE I SNOOZE, YOU’RE NEVER AWAKE ON TIME!EVEN WITH A NORMAL RHYME ATTACK, I STILL DISH OUT A FIRE DISSI'VE ALREADY DEALT WITH CANINES, YOUR PUPPY LOVE IS CHILDISH!GIVE UP, HUMAN! YOU’RE MORE THAN USED TO LOSING HOPEMORE AMUSING JOKES CAME FROM MY USELESS BRO!IT IS COMMON IN YOUR STYLE TO LACK MOVEMENT, SOMY TRAPS ARE NOT NEEDED WHEN YOU'RE IN YOUR NOOSE’S ROPE!*you have unlocked a special poemdocs.google.com/document/d/1_9D95vs-4SbvIGe1KHVmqmy7ckEn7j1yCaXNiqP9gg8/editMetaMachine as Papyrusyoutube.com/channel/UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQAzia as Sayoriyoutube.com/c/AziaCoversMancha as Sansyoutube.com/c/UBERocityMetaMachine, Jofinity, King Mewtwo, SPM100, JustGamer and M&Mattie as The CrowdWritten by MetaMachine and GamingPlush64Additional help by King Mewtwo and MaxStar6Thumbnail by RabiMixed by GamingPlush64Beat by Tristan on the Track
(NEW AUDIO) Luigi vs. Hornet - MG Rap Battles (ft. JesseBoxVO) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-06-04 | (new audio) luigi vs. hornet - mg rap battles (ft. jesseboxvo)Happy Day One of the 2022 Rap Battle Weekend! I normally put some kind of joke here regarding the battle you're listening to but today, (and tomorrow!) are days where we and many other creators post battles to celebrate what our community is capable of when we make the best content we possible can together and share it with you all! So instead of a reupload of a battle that's been on Soundcloud for over a year now, here's a brand new audio that's going up on the same time as on the Soundcloud account! Today, it's Nintendo's Player Two and the little brother to the biggest face of gaming, Luigi, up against the mysterious wanderer from Hollow Knight who travels the barren wasteland of Hollownest, Hornet! (Story spoilers of Hornet and Hollow Knight inbound.)► CREDITS:JesseBoxVO as Hornetyoutube.com/channel/UCb6Gxnbj2fJs5n_Pug9x0gQMetaMachine as Luigiyoutube.com/channel/UCkR-Izia9owzfJ5TM2HCrsQWritten by Meta and LegengoEdited by Special Inquisitor RayyanMixed by Special Inquisitor RayyanBeat by AnywaywellYT Thumbnail by Special Inquisitor RayyanThumbnail in-video by JK03► ABOUT:luigi is mario's slightly younger, taller fraternal twin brother and the deuteragonist of the mario franchise. throughout his life, he has lived in mario's shadow, developing both cowardly and heroic tendencies. despite this, luigi has helped and fought alongside his brother on many occasions. mario bros. marks his first appearance in the mario franchise and his debut in general. originally an exact copy, then palette swap of mario, luigi was created to facilitate a second-player option. since the two-player mode was dropped from most main super mario games beginning with super mario land, luigi has gained his own identity and personality, becoming a co-starring character of the mario franchise. this is especially noticeable in installments for the luigi's mansion and the mario & luigi series of games. luigi's notable traits include his green cap, his smooth mustache, his cowardly personality, his italian accent, his heavy use of power-ups, and a superior jumping ability to mario.hornet is the mysterious princess-protector of hallownest’s ruins, a major character in hollow knight and the protagonist of hollow knight: silksong. she wields a needle and thread with deadly prowess.[3] as a boss, hornet appears in two forms, hornet protector in greenpath and hornet sentinel in kingdom's edge. she must be defeated twice to unlock her journal entry, but this can be either by defeating both forms or by defeating her protector form once in greenpath and once in godmaster icon.png godhome.#luigi #hornet #rapbattle(new audio) luigi vs. hornet - mg rap battles (featuring jesseboxvo)
(AUDIO ONLY) Giovanni vs. Tom Nook - MG Rap Battles (ft. AlaskanSam and swizkii) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-05-17 | Capitalism bad, bottom text.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBGiovanni: (0:14)I’m not one to get into wild scuffles against annoying, dirty rodentsBut when all else fails, I'll make him see he's no worthy opponentToss the leaves you keep, maybe change out of those swim shortsOne Pokeball’s all it takes to add a Zigza-goon to my workforceTom Nook: (0:28)I see you’re comfortable in your chair, Twiddling your thumbs must have its perksWhile I struggled to get to where I am, you have your mooks do all the Grunt work!A true mentor to Timmy and Tommy, you fought mere children and never wonAnd looking at the son you raised, yes. Silver must run in your blood.Giovanni: (0:41)It seems despite your construction business, a good game structure's what you lackBuilding fake friendships with e-pets while you kick back and players sit backDoing manual labor on your “paradise” and mindlessly slaving towards paying your debtsSo desperate to stay engaged towards you, they have to pretend that you are a threat!This raccoon was in the trash again, I don’t need his scentI could make you pay your dues but you can’t even pay the rent!You’re not making cents; tail’s between your feet and now you can’t breatheSo let’s see what you have now, after digging through your Nooks and Crannies Tom Nook: (1:19)Bring up my "evil" status, yet it shows that I'm more layered thanSome generic mobster villain wanting to conquer the world because “he can”Dropped the ball as Mewtwo ran away, you can chase and drop itWhile my Pocket Monster Camp’s at bay and I get to turn a profitGive you the boot like a HitmonleeCu-Bones left busted when I hit your kneesAnd just a water bucket and simple weedsWill leave your team Grounded like Pitfall SeedsBlasting off and now your goons have fled (hmm)Crazy to see you’d lose to Red (yes…)Rocket jumped ship when Mt. Moon got darkThen you lost your Gym membership and Blue your spot!Giovanni: (1:36)Alone at your desk again? I surely hope that’s worth it to ring ‘ya BellsSince even your lap dog ran away, but I suppose that rings a bellFrom Festival schemes to childhood dreams, your loved ones always end up ditchedSnip the bells and balls from you, run off to Sable to get them fixed!Tom Nook: (1:50)(hm) Failed to Switch up your games, backlash like that is such a messNo wonder fans left you for dead, pull up the Silph Scope to see what’s left;A trio that’s tainting your gang’s namesake with more recognition than you’ve got in yearsAll fantasies of winning are precisely just that; find a universe where you aren’t bottom tierAlaskanSam as Giovannitwitch.tv/thealaskansamswizkii as Tom Nookyoutube.com/c/swizkiiWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo, GamingPlush64 and DaniiThumbnail by TrakkedMixed by GlitchDudeBeat by Ihaski
(AUDIO ONLY) Lake vs. Dark Pit - MG Rap Battles (ft. garbageGothic and Michael Stark) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-04-25 | Before the battle started Lake and Dark Pit set ground rules for each other saying they can diss each other as much as they wanted as long as they didn't deadname each other.(This is a parody of the Epic Rap Battles of History youtube series created by Nice Peter and EpicLLOYD please check them out.)youtube.com/user/ERBLake: (0:14)A new passenger’s on board but this one makes Alen-Dracula look mundaneThe look of your face just screams you’re troubled, and this place is known to help all painBut all you look for is a fight since you think a challenge is all you lackUnderworld flames are gonna seem tame to the Scorched Feathers I’ll leave on this trackTried to be your own person but couldn’t fit a shallow Pit, heBit off him and swapped sides so much, you come off more as a Chaos Kin-nieAnd overall…that’s about it! But it shouldn’t come off as a shocker, thoughThat this spray-painted alt will just Echo off of all the more known darker clonesDark Pit: (0:42)It seems when trying to find an identity, a likeable character’s something you lackedCuz that stone-cold exterior would stop Medusa stone-cold in her tracksAnd while I left Pandora topped and threw off ‘gainst my naive fakerYour existence opened Pandora’s Box and it’s time to shut down this freak of nature!Lack confidence in your self-reflection, I can see why you'd act so bitterSince the sicker spitter'll split her and make this silver sliver shiverThis metal hobo travels from car to car while I make monsters meet their demiseAnd the worst thing that your show can do to me is...make me cry?Face it chrome-dome! Your head’s a target for me to slash through!You got no hope! Facing me’s a gate that you can’t pass through!I ride solo! You rely on your friends so you can last throughThe glass po-po! Face the Truth: You’re another pane I’ll crack through!Lake: (1:24)Not five minutes in and you still aren’t fly, better go find a god to praiseSuch an emo bitch that you'd still have the edge without your blades!Dark Pit: (1:31)Bet Jesse’s relieved to have dropped you off, lugging you around seems quite the far towByproduct of the train with your own mental pain: Emotional baggage belongs in the cargo!Lake: (1:38)At least I took off! it took twenty-five years for your franchise to release just one selling hit!It got its attention before fans flew by, go dive in the Rewind Spring to keep your relevance!Dark Pit: (1:45)Burn Danganronpa to the bone then take Gravity Falls’s mold andThe end result is a product for all so morbid, you would’ve thought that the Apex wrote it!Lake: (1:52)Equip your staff for better aim, you're missing blows with your Silver BowSince Nintendo's staff has gone and shown with it, you’re but a filler cloneI kept the Flec in check, against you I can seal the dealYou burned up and fell off the track: Be a real angel and taste the wheel!Dark Pit: (2:07)I thought the Underworld was off the rails but that slog you brought was such a painJust like your show; All built up just to crash and burn on your Infinite Hype TrainDespite your knull status, you still fell from Grace and stayed a zeroSeems you sunk below: It's ironic Lake fell against a Pit with flowgarbageGothic as Lakeyoutube.com/c/garbageGothicMichael Stark as Dark Pityoutube.com/c/StarkMediaProductionsWritten by MetaMachine and LegengoThumbnail by RabiMixed by Freshy KanalBeat by Dansonn
Yoshi vs. Sakamoto - MG Rap Battles (ft. Shimario and Corey LeVier) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2022-03-28 | yoshi vs. sakamoto - mg rap battles (ft. shimario and corey levier)Animals are often seen as "man's best friend" with how loyal of companions they can be, but these two loveable pets are not only best friends to their owners, but they also have a sense of parenthood over them through thick and thin! (especially thick through the borderline animal abuse they both suffer from.) For the first fully edited video of MGRB, it's the dinosaur as loveable as he is rideable from the Mario series, Yoshi, up against the serious cat that resides at the Shinonome Lab from the Nichijou/My Ordinary Life anime/manga, Sakamoto!► CREDITS:Shimario as Yoshiyoutube.com/channel/UCsFyrvAhPhiEvJ1yL_Ux8MQCorey LeVier as Sakamotoyoutube.com/channel/UC-tKPGJlc5z1YWMpc1GcgjwWritten by MetaMachine, Legengo and GamingPlush64 Edited by Special Inquisitor RayyanArt by DillyBeat by Bob Bradley of Audio NetworkAdditional help by Dani, MetalFireVA and King MewtwoLogo by ShimarioThumbnail by Commander Jacob► ABOUT:yoshi is a dinosaur-like character that acts as an ally of mario and luigi and is the protagonist of his own franchise. among members of the yoshi species hailing from yoshi's island, any yoshi may be identified as the "yoshi" character, and as such, not all iterations of the character are necessarily the same one. according to the super mario world manual, he got his name from yoshi's island because he was first discovered there. yoshi managed to rescue and protect baby mario and baby luigi from kamek and the koopa troop. in the super mario series, he often acts as a rideable character for the heroes, while in most of the spin-offs, he is a playable character on his own. yoshi's defining traits include his cutesy appearance, his cheerful and friendly personality, his flutter-jumping and egg-laying abilities, his rideability as a steed, and exclaiming his own name.sakamoto is a black cat that was found by nano and hakase. sakamoto is able to speak while wearing a red scarf made by hakase. his original owner was nakamura, and sakamoto's original name was taisho. sakamoto ran away due to nakamura's bad cat ownership skills. sakamoto was found on the street by hakase and was soon adopted by hakase and nano. hakase gave sakamoto his name, only because the name from the box he was found in had the label "sakamoto". sakamoto acts as the adult of the shinonome lab but isn't taken seriously by hakase and nano and is regularly harmed by childish pranks from hakase.#yoshi #sakamoto #rapbattleyoshi vs. sakamoto - mg rap battles (ft. shimario and corey levier)
(AUDIO ONLY) Mae Borowski vs. Legoshi (Redux) (ft. Atronachs Aura and Nekomancer Jade) Meta Gengo Rap Battles 2021-10-31 | Halloween means times of scares and nothing is scarier than our past sins and now Gengo is tackling that fear head-on with this redone version of an old MGRB classic! (It's a stretch yes but just roll with it.)So before anyone asks; Yes. this is a new channel but this is where all future MGRB-related videos will be posted. We had an issue with the old account and got locked out as a result and between that and HOPEFULLY wanting to get more videos released that aren't just (AUDIO ONLY)-type videos, (Yes this is one of those but for future reference we'll only be doing these during special events like Halloween, April Fools and Rap Battle Day. So subscribe to the new channel and stay tuned for the future of the series here and through our new Soundcloud account!soundcloud.com/meta-gengo-rap-battlesMae (0:19)Wanna start a firefight? `Cause I’ll be ignitingThe furfic of Twilight with even worse writingI’m at the plate to swing and knock out your lightingSo do what you’re best at; Come over here and bite me!Though you’ve lost the right through your cringy ass ventures Got no bark or bite with those flimsy ass dentures.So you try to swallow your girl as a way to get head?Jeez, that’s so cursed, the mine should’ve crushed YOU instead!A furry murder mystery burning up in your high school,But you got a lotta plot holes, you could rep the Donut Wolf!Your whole fandom worships you like an idol, So watch me retire yet another cult ! And jeez! Your whole romance story is just corny Stopped mourning a murder victim `cause you got horny?How boring, your allegory’s Zootopia but goreyI’d block your manga from society, but your mommy did that for me!Legoshi (0:57)...Oh. So it’s my turn, huh?At least this delinquent didn’t let the mic burn up...(Uhh…) Spitting spin-offs and expansions as a way to get traction?Allow me to shine the spotlight away from this distraction.This cat’s a poor sap for thinking that she’s matching meOnly sat through your verse ‘cuz you know I like tragediesSpeaking of, you’re `round every corner, thinking you’ve found your match andAll your romantic advances leave you sitting in the trash can...Ran off from college ‘cause your feelings were hurting?No wonder in your family you’re seen as a burden Didn’t have to go savage, breaking you was not a challengeSince the only thing you brought home was your mental baggageMae (1:26)I know you say you’re straight, but this wasn’t it. You got a dozen ships, so just shut your lips.Got your own girl, yet the sexual tension with that nudist, Jack, and Louis is looking sus as shit.Calling my love life pathetic? You’re stooping even lower, dude.Cause’ even your name tells me people are walking all over you!Saw yourself as a trash mammal and tried to give yourself a glow upBut then I saw your shaved appearance and it made me want to throw up!Yet this gentle giant archetype still drives his fandom feralJust a sheep in wolf’s clothing, power bottom of the barrel. No amount of inner growth for your viciousness will fix yaGuess you take after your daddy; your win’s out of the picture.Legoshi (1:56)We all have our faults, and I have nothing against you, But everyone you know either resents or forgets youAnd with all the crap you snatched from Life is Strange, We must both wish you specialized in time resets tooMy story shone a light on society’s modern issuesYour story’s ‘bout self-deprecation, do I really need to diss you?Thought your murder plot would let you be a thriller,But with all your bass-ic performances I wouldn’t even call you “Beat Killer”!And if I’ve learned anything during our consultation,Beastars will always shine brighter than your Lost Constellations!Sit down, stargazer, I know you had the dream of besting meBut this is one GOAT that will always live on in your memories.Atronach's Aura as Mae Borowskiyoutube.com/c/AtronachsAuranekomancer as Legoshiyoutube.com/channel/UCo5MuLd7xatxE-x4a7eru8wWritten by Legengo, MetaMachine and GamingPlush64Mixed by GamingPlush64youtube.com/channel/UCtWX7jJ5lodM_poQuXMTqjQThumbnail by Zuprem4cyyoutube.com/channel/UCZpvGqSnVoNBx0563fFM-OQBeat by David O’Brian of Audio Network
