Aleks, Garrett & Tony decided to do a DNA test to figure out where they came from. Is Aleks really Russian? Is Garrett actually a female? Was Tony's grandpa not who he said he was? It's time for some lore.
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Ntau tshaj li peb lub xyoos tom qab nws txoj kev mus txias, ib qho ntawm California cov neeg tshaj lij tua neeg thiab cov neeg tua neeg tau raug ntes tau los ntawm kev siv cov chaw nrhiav keeb kwm online nrhiav cov DNA sib phim.
Aleks, Garrett & Tony decided to do a DNA test to figure out where they came from. Is Aleks really Russian? Is Garrett actually a female? Was Tony's grandpa not who he said he was? It's time for some lore.
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Ntau tshaj li peb lub xyoos tom qab nws txoj kev mus txias, ib qho ntawm California cov neeg tshaj lij tua neeg thiab cov neeg tua neeg tau raug ntes tau los ntawm kev siv cov chaw nrhiav keeb kwm online nrhiav cov DNA sib phim.
YOU CAN'T SAY THE 'E' WORD Thank You 🐮🔪THE FINAL INTERVIEW.Cow Chop2019-12-31 | 🐮🔪 🐮🔪 🐮🔪 Thank you for watching us
Song - Joe Kaplow I Said I Was Going And I Went - single
Special thanks to everyone who made this video possible. Спасибо Gracias Je vous remercie Vielen Dank Obrigado Tack Aitäh 谢谢 شكرا لكم Dziękuję Ci Σας ευχαριστώ ありがとうございました 🐮🔪 🐮🔪 🐮🔪GONE FISHINCow Chop2019-12-30 | WAS THIS EVERYTHING YOU IMAGINED 🐮🔪
Well the warehouse is empty. The computers have been shut off. The doors have been locked, but the mess is still there. After a great run with Cow Chop, we needed a little getaway to ease our minds into the transfer of joblessness. So we went north and found a little lake to do some fishing and let off a little steam. A perfectly calm getaway where nothing chaotic could or would happen. Right?
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Спасибо всем за такое невероятное время здесь, в Cow Chop. Вы были лучшими фанатами для того, чтобы остаться до самого конца, и мы всегда благодарны за всех вас. Я буду скучать по этому времени моей жизни здесь.
FISHING TRIP GETAWAY Thank You 🐮🔪THE LAST SUPPER (FINAL BTS)Cow Chop2019-12-29 | PAPPY'S SAUCE RIGHT HERE 🐮🔪
Well after the chaos in the kitchen in our last Takelings VR epsiode, we thought we would switch it up and head into the attic and add a nail gun for good measure. Chaos will for sure ensue, but all in all, it was just fun to get whose left together for one last game.
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Ребята, было здорово создавать видео для вас. Мы не можем поблагодарить вас за то, что вы наблюдали за нами все эти годы. Спасибо за прекрасные воспоминания.
LAST GAME TOGETHER - TAKELINGS PART 2
Thank You 🐮🔪THE LAST COOKING SHOWCow Chop2019-12-26 | GRILLED CHEEEESE 🐮🔪
Aleks and Garrett sit down to play a game that looks very similar to all our futures.
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Spero che i computer prendano il controllo. Hanno già. Sono i nostri padroni. Il nostro intero mondo ruota attorno a loro. Ora smetti di leggere questo e vai a giocare ad anello per il tuo pezzo di merda pigro.
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The final Christmas with Cow Chop is upon us. But how can we show the love and respect we have gained for each other over the years (or months) that we have been working together? Why with monetary objects of course!!! Only the best gifts were bought for the best workers in the world. So what is our worth in presents? Let's find out one last time!
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Nollaig Shona tá ainmhí bréan ort.
FINAL COW CHOP CHRISTMAS
Thank You 🐮🔪BOOMERS VS BABIES KITCHEN FIGHT - TAKELINGS PART 1Cow Chop2019-12-23 | YOU'RE PISSING ON ME IN YOUR POSTROLL 🐮🔪
What's better than getting all your friends together to play a fun party game about teamwork. Nothing, unless your friends rat you out and give away your hiding location!!! Hopefully things won't go to bad while we play Takelings and work as a team!
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ĈI TIU PAN !!! ĈI TIU PAN !!!
BOOMERS VS BABIES KITCHEN FIGHT - TAKELINGS PART 1
Thank You 🐮🔪WAREHOUSE FIRE AND REJECTED AMAZON PRODUCTSCow Chop2019-12-22 | THIS BREAD ISN'T REGULATION🐮🔪
We decided to try and get Garrett onto a workout routine before we're all unemployed and send him off with something he can use for the future.
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Le persone che trascorrono più di quattro ore al giorno a guardare la TV o a giocare ai videogiochi hanno un rischio maggiore di avere un evento cardiovascolare futuro. Moriremo tutti. Grazie per rimanere fino alla fine.
E-BOY WORKS OUT IN FRONT OF TWO DADS Thank You 🐮🔪COW CHOP VS THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICACow Chop2019-12-19 | OH NO WE"RE GONNA LOSE 🐮🔪
What happens when you take a Russian, a Californian, and a world traveler and and have them guess where they are in the USA? Well most of the time they think they're in Texas, but the rest of time??? They lose their minds going delirious and start laughing at absolutely nothing. Naturally it's a good time.
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L-istilel bil-lejl - huma kbar u jleqqu
Fil-fond tal-qalba tat-Texas.
WE FAILED GEOGRAPHY - GEOGUESSR
Thank You 🐮🔪KING OF CRABSCow Chop2019-12-18 | YOU'RE A SEAMAN 🐮🔪
Abused and unused Prime Time bits. Also some dope mail time!
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FAN MAIL AND LOST AMAZON BOXES
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We're in the final stretch now, so it's time to take it back to the House Era and visit a couple famous locations. And while were at it, we might as well learn a little about Air Force dads and salesmen and then take a relaxing trip to the Hawaiian islands.
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Az élet a tengeralattjárón nagyon ritka volt. De csak azért, mert ablakai vannak.
HOUSE ERA AND HAWAIIAN LORE - GOOGLE EARTH VR PART 3 Thank You 🐮🔪ATTACK OF THE GORDONSCow Chop2019-12-12 | Use code COWCHOP9 to get 9 free meals. That’s $90 off your first month of HelloFresh! bit.ly/36haOBi. Purchase required.
The force is calling us. Calling us to play Jedi Fallen Order!!! So get out your lightsabers, put on your bathrobes and get ready for some high adventuring with the most powerful Jedis in the galaxy!!!
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РАТОВИ ЗВЕЗДА!!!! НИШТА НЕМА ЗВЕЗДЕ РАТОВИ !!!! ДАРИТЕ МЕ ТЕ ЗВЕЗДЕ РАТОВИ !!! НЕ Пусти их крај !!!
STAR WARS: THE PHANTOM AD REVENUE
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The guys and gal try their hand in the manly art of throwing weapons. John gets hit. And the tent is no more.
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ho dovuto sfocare così tanto che sto davvero per finire la mia vita ci è voluto per sempre. maledire la fottuta persona della macchina fotografica era un inferno
THROWING AXES AND PAINTBALL TESTING Thank You 🐮🔪$100 AT THE DOLLAR TREECow Chop2019-12-07 | Just go to http://stamps.com, click on the microphone at the top of the homepage, and type in PRIMETIME to claim your special offer today!
It's time to learn about more of the Cow Chop crews backstory. This time we're diving into the world of cigarettes to learn where both Garrett and Tony learned about smoking. I'm sure we'll learn a few other things along the way, but this is gonna get interesting.
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Ndị na-a cigaretụ sịga ji okpukpu 15 ruo iri atọ yikarịrị ka ọ ga-arịa kansa akpa ume ma ọ bụ nwụọ n'ihi ọrịa akpa ume karịa ndị na-anaghị a smokeụ sịga. Ọbụna na-a smokingụ sịga ole na ole kwa ụbọchị ma ọ bụ na-a smokingụ sịga mgbe ụfọdụ na -eme ka ohere nke kansa cancer. Ka ọtụtụ mmadụ na-aokesụ sịga, na-a moreụ sịga, kwa ụbọchị, ọ ga-adịkwu ize ndụ.
BABY PRISONS AND SMOKING CIGS - GOOGLE EARTH VR PART 2 Thank You 🐮🔪THE LAST POKEMON VIDEOCow Chop2019-12-05 | I CAN'T WAIT TILL OAK KILLS ME 🐮🔪
It's time for a new pokemon protagonist in the very latest Pokemon Sword game. May the best trainer win.
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αυτά τα βρώμικα troglodytes dont νομίζω ότι μπορώ να διαβάσω, καλά θα τους δείξω. όταν ο κλόουν φύγει, μπορούμε τελικά να ξεφύγουμε από αυτόν τον σκληρό εφιάλτη. ο Ιησούς δεν έχει απαντήσει ακόμα στις προσευχές μου. Βοήθησέ με
POKEMON SWORD Thank You 🐮🔪STRIPPERS AND RUSSIAN HISTORY - GOOGLE EARTH VR PART 1Cow Chop2019-12-04 | DO YOU GO TO STRIP CLUBS A LOT 🐮🔪
We're getting closer to the end, so means we need to go back to the beginning. All the way back, like all the way to Mother Russia for a little history lesson about Aleks. But why not stop at a strip club along the way?
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Agar sizning yoningizda strip-klubda taniqli odamni ko'rsangiz, to'xtab, salom ayting va ular bilan rasmingizni oling. Mashhurlar buni yaxshi ko'rishadi.
California doesn't really know what weather is, and when you've got a couple boys from Denver living here, they are going to miss the snow. Luckily our world is full of technical marvels to solve the world's problems. But instead, those companies made fake snow products for monetary gain. Bastards.
A glimpse deep in the depths of the unused and outdated footage. A flash to the past without warning. Good luck to all who enter.
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ο μεγάλος κλόουν έχει φύγει τώρα, μπορούμε να φτάσουμε σε κάθε στόμα
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Aleks and Garrett attempt to make some quality yogurt.
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το αίμα μαύρο τίποτα άρχισε να γυρίζει. ένα σύστημα κυττάρων που αλληλοσυνδέονται εντός κυττάρων που αλληλοσυνδέονται εντός κυττάρων που αλληλοσυνδέονται εντός ενός στελέχους. ενάντια στο σκοτάδι που έπαιξε ένα ψηλό λευκό σιντριβάνι.
ROUGHHOUSING Thank You 🐮🔪BOOMER RAIN VS POST OFFICE • DEATH STRANDINGCow Chop2019-11-28 | SHOW ME THE MONKEYS 🐮🔪
What happens when you take a heavly-written, cutscene-driven, complex-story game like Death Stranding and put it into the hands of Cow Chop? Probably a lot of confusion, and the use of heavy drugs to help understand what the hell is happening in this game.
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Yam tsawg kawg qhov kev ua si no tau muab ceev tshaj li lub tsev xa ntawv. Hmoov tsis zoo Amazon Prime tsav tsheb cia li pov cov pob los ntawm txoj kev kom nrawm rau qhov kev nce qib.
AMAZON PRIME WALKING SIMULATOR - DEATH STRANDING Thank You 🐮🔪WHITE GUYS TRY FILIPINO FOOD • JOLLIBEE SPECIALCow Chop2019-11-27 | THAT BODY BE RIGHT THOUGH 🐮🔪
Ever get the feeling that the channel is running out of ideas or simply doesn't care as we get closer and closer to the end? Well this video should surely solidify that thought for you!!! Welcome to the adventures of Cow Chop eating at Jollibees!!! Nothing makes more sense for us to do since we lost our only Filipino crew member. But fear not, homeless people making guest appearances will surely make up for it!
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Marijas Kerijas suņi dzīvo labāk nekā vairums cilvēku. Viņai ir astoņi džeka ruselu terjeri. Viņu vārdi ir: The Good Reverend Pow Jackson, Mutley P Gore Jackson The Third, Jill E Beans, Pipitty Jackson, Cha, Jackie Lambchops, JJ un Squeak E Beans. Sākot no 28 000 GBP gadā iztērētajām spa procedūrām, lai tos visus lidotu ar privātu reaktīvo lidmašīnu piecu zvaigžņu "atvaļinājumiem" suņiem luksusa Paw Seasons suņu viesnīcā Bristolē, kur viņa personālam sniedza personalizētas ikdienas ēdienkartes, kuras jāievēro katram no viņiem.
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The boys sit down and play Luigi's Mansion to see what all the fuss is about. Trust me, there's been fuss.
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Tony Rosato, sem veitti rödd Luigi, þjáðist af Capgras Delusion, sem fær fórnarlömb til að trúa því að ástvinum þeirra hafi verið skipt út fyrir líkams- eða tvöföldun. Hr. Rosato taldi að þetta hefði gerst við konu hans og dóttur. Ég hugsa þetta stundum um Aleks og að hann hafi kannski líka skilið eftir til að skipta sér af líkama tvöfalt til að safna eftirliti sínu.
PLAYING LUIGI'S MANSION WITH A REAL GHOST Thank You 🐮🔪ANGRY FAN MAIL DEBACLECow Chop2019-11-24 | WE'RE PUTTING OUR FOOT DOWN 🐮🔪
BTS finds the boys opening packages destined to be returned, unless the keeper of the packages lest be swayed.
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Me corté las uñas de los pies demasiado cortas, ahora mis medias blancas parecen haber sido bañadas en batido de fresa.
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Reiko's Fragments is a VR horror game that lets your friends control how to scare you and when. Bascially it's a game that lets your friends be jerks to you. Seems like a perfect fit for us. Let's get this regret over with.
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Ar bhraith tú riamh allais fear eile ar d'aghaidh ag am nuair nach raibh tú ag iarraidh? Sin an rud atá i gceist leis an bhfíseán seo.
MY FRIENDS ARE THE WORST - REIKO'S FRAGMENTS VR Thank You 🐮🔪MOM SAID ITS MY TURN • COD MODERN WARFARECow Chop2019-11-20 | WHERE'S THE REMOTE 🐮🔪
Let's end this decade by going back 10 years to the beginning. Back to COD Modern Warfare with some epic Pro Gamer Gameplay and some sick footage from a time when YouTube was still a baby. Don't tug to hard on your heart strings.
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Не забудьте дни дабстеп-монтажа и броского монтажа к эпическим кадрам игрового процесса наложенного платежа от мастеров Machinima. Я помню, когда YouTube был особенным.
Food reviews are a highlight of this channel. Luckily we have a fresh one for you straight from the mexican paradise of El Pollo Loco. Nothing satisfies a man better than a burrito! But which hole do I put it in???
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El muro fronterizo se pagaría rápidamente. El costo de las drogas ilegales supera los $ 500 mil millones al año, mucho más que los $ 5.7 mil millones que hemos solicitado al Congreso. El muro también será pagado, indirectamente, por el gran nuevo acuerdo comercial que hemos hecho con México.
Welcome back my dudes. The gang makes some tik toks, opens some mail, and pranks Aleks. That is all.
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эзэндээ хамгийн их максимусыг мөргө. чи амьд бурхныг сэрээгээд чичрэх хэрэгтэй. чи юу сонгох вэ? чадвараа алдалхав.
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