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MDE - Stacey Genow (TWAT is now FREE) wYcUE1e80i8 200710 2021-07-07 | 2,216 viewsApr 8, 20125416From the album TWAT. Free download at http://mde-tv.bandcamp.comBy MDE. http://www.facebook.com/#!/MDE.tvProduced by Cameron Shimmin aka Stem Collector (soundcloud.com/stemcollector)Outro song is "FridayGroove" by CognosSquare
Williamsburg Street Fashion ✯ 3 of 3 ✯ Worst Thing You Did feat Sal & Doug U1jtx6bDwcI 200710 2021-07-07 | 13,970 viewsFeb 9, 201224318BUY BUY BUY http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twat BUY BUY BUYTwat is almost done.We're going to California tonight... gonna try to rustle up some fame. Plan B is always an option but you guys don't want to know what Plan B really consists of. It's stuff that's better left unsaid. Let's all hope Plan A works for The Golden MDE Men.Not much else to say. Just more street mayhem. More fashion devastation. These fuckers were a wealth of stinky life goo and we are continuing to milk them for it. Part 4 should really be the kicker. Fashion wind sprints fashion boot camp I'm the fashion drill instructor and you maggots didn't do your homework.Peace. One love, you know, like Bob Marley? I don't like his music but I have a cool t-shirt of him. Peace.
Michelle P. Cream C t2cIxmM c 200710 2021-07-07 | Obama is a House Negroe7,066 viewsMar 26, 201213539Support MDE: http://www.indiegogo.com/Million-Doll...Song 1: Lemon Shortcake by James Price (http://fjamesprice.tumblr.com)Song 2: JING5 by CognosSquare (http://www.youtube.com/cognossquare)Song 3: Candybox by Danny L. Harle (http://soundcloud.com/mrzolon)Transition music clips from http://www.freesound.org/people/zyber... and CognosSquare.Subtitles by Nick ShapiroAudio mixed by James PriceExtensive character research by Adam Hanes-MackeanAdditional writing by Jan Rankoski and Channing CreagerStarring Arjun: http://fiverr.com/arjunrocksObama, a.k.a. BHO, a.k.a. Shinebox Barry, a.k.a. Pontius Pilate, is a former used car salesman and corporate shill currently in charge of The Ministry of Banks and Oil. Goldman Sachs has it's hand so far up this man's ass, he may as well be Al Jolson. Ladies and gentlemen, please rise for the commander-in-chief, president Al Jolson. OK, now sit down, shut up, and do not think for yourselves.Guantanamo; NDAA; SOPA; PIPA; ACTA; the re-re-re-ratification of the "Patriot" Act; the illegal war in Libya--I mean we're barely paying attention too, but use Google motherfuckers. This guy is crooked and anyone who's not asleep at the wheel knows it.Time and time again we're moved almost to tears by BHO's big fancy words, then we turn around the next minute and there's literally a thin, uncircumsized black dick in our asses. Not that there's anything wrong with black dick...Speaking of which, the worst is when black people fervently support this guy. It's heartbreaking because Obama actually stands in complete opposition to their interests. Now, we are pretty sure that he is an actual, real, bona fide half-black man, and in all honesty seeing a black man become president felt Historic and Great, but now everybody has to come to terms with the fact that No-Bomba has an Orrin Hatch-sized hard-on for destroying brown people.First off--we know they're making a big deal about "ending the war in Iraq" right now, but that's gotta be bullshit. They are probably just replacing the army with Erik Prince's private Nordic Kontractors (men who are paid to drive around in black SUVs and play target practice with civilian heads) or some other shell-game trick shit like that. Maybe they're ending the war but "continuing a policy of strategic intervention?" Maybe they're "suppressing an insurgency through isolated tactical interference?" What's the posh new term for dropping cluster bombs on mosques these days?But secondly, more importantly, the big reason why blacks should not be *Kool with Barry™* is The War on Drugs. The War on Drugs is a top-secret military codename for The War on Minorities. Here at MDE, we're all white, so The War on Drugs doesn't really affect us. 70% of the time when white kids get pulled over with weed in the car, Officer Friendly let's them go with a stern warning. And that's assuming they've been pulled over to begin with, which is statistically impossible unless you live in an area where there are no blacks/latinos around to preoccupy the cops.On the other hand, if you are a minority, the po-pos are going to follow your car around for half an hour, waiting for you to forget to signal. Then they will treat you like sub-humans and rifle through all your possessions until they find or are able to plant something incriminating. "It doesn't matter if [they're] liars because [you've] got four priors," at least according to officer.com.Does that not sound profound to you? They're going to shit all over your hard-won civil liberties and lock your father figures up in prisons, damning your children to a vicious cycle of poverty and crime. That's like, a few ladder rungs above slavery.And Obama is the CEO, general, czar, and master-and-commander in the war on drugs. He could end the pain with a pen stroke, but he doesn't, because, well, look at the title of this video.Obama is not Lenny Kravitz, or something. He's not the zoot suit-wearing swing-dancing superhero who is going to make the country "funky" and "give us equality." We hate to break it to you, but he's actually Darius Rucker. My stepmother loves Darius Rucker, because my stepmother is a cunt.If the year is 2012 and you are still buying into the official sales pitch, you are really gullible, and you seriously need to *stay the fuck away* from E-Mail, social networking sites, and other people--basically any outlet for your opinion--until you are able to afford a better bullshit detector.Here's some further reading so you can un-dumb your dumb ass, for the sake of yourself and every other dumbass in this nation that your dumbass opinions affect:http://adage.com/article/moy-2008/oba...Noam Chomsky - 'Obama worse than Bush': http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8mA4HY...Ralph Nader: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wTusBj...Support MDE: http://www.indiegogo.com/Million-Doll...
⌧ *Drama Workshop* ⌧ Tissue Box teaser ⌧ (its MDEs public access talk show.) ⌧ fwvyomDitLM 200710 2021-07-07 | 2,291 viewsJan 28, 2012631Support Your Team: http://www.indiegogo.com/Million-Doll...Legendary drama coach and SAG-member Sam Hyde leads fresh young gun "Tommy" through the ropes. Don't worry he's just acting--not really a killer--but we can't say for sure, now can we?---------------------------------------_Tissue Box_ is the Rudest, Juiciest late night public access show on the air. We've shot two "episodes" (seven hours of footage) and I guess the third episode would be dependent on how well these first two do. Blow yr load chaps.~# CREDITS #~JD Fontanella (http://lordgiovanni.com) ... production, set design, musicJames Price (http://fjamesprice.tumblr.com) ... soundOrangy (http://soundcloud.com/orangy) ... musicKevin MacLeod (http://incompetech.com) ... musicLeigh McGrath (http://leighmcg.com) ... camera operator, artworkMike Osso (http://mikeossomusic.bandcamp.com) ... camera switcher, directorJosh Mackler ... camera operatorNick Shapiro ... camera operatorEric Horowitz ... camera operatorDillon DeSimone ... camera operatorDenny Rochefort Jr. ... director of photographyJan Rankoski ... writerJess Quinn ... logisticsSean Kehoe ... friendship
♪ DJ Ka☢s Movie Reviews™ ♬ Firm Gully ♩ a3Rk5z6SakA 200710 2021-07-07 | 19,611 viewsJan 20, 201234719DON'T FORGET! -- http://www.indiegogo.com/Million-Doll...Keep MDE running smoothly by donating today. Our productions are only getting better, more menacing, more deadly. KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BIG RED BALL...
MDEs *Doctor Manslave* - presented in LucasArts KrystalVision FJMPjhEeFIc 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,547 viewsNov 29, 20112546Our comedy group is called M.D.E. which stands for Million Dollar Extreme and yes we are here to enhance your digital enjoyment to a state of pure ultrapleasure. Please don't be "one of da haterz" and call us names.BUY THE iALBUM: http://mde-tv.bandcamp.comSHOW EVERYONE WHAT A BIG MAN YOU ARE!╔══╗║██║║(O)║♫ ♪ ♫ ♪╚══╝▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ ▄ █ ▄ █ ▄ █Min- - - - - - - - - - - -●Max GET WITH THE ePROGRAM:http://www.facebook.com/MDE.tv.....____________________ , ,__....../ `—___________—-_____] -- - -- - -- - -- - ░ ▒▓▓█D...../_==o;;;;;;;;_______.:/.....), —.(_(__) /....// (..) ), —-"...//___//..//___//.//___//I wish my mother was hot so I could pork her. I wish I had a cool space-suit with guns for arms so I could blow up John Cena with my handspeed. I wish Manslave was done so I could upload it.At least one of those things is true.A hotly-anticipated, year-long trial-by-fire for America's Next Top Heroes, Doctor Manslave is finally here. Whether or not it was worth the wait probably depends on your sensibilities as a man and as a poet warrior.Our personal take on the situation is that this video is Exhibit A in the case against perfectionism. "The perfect is the enemy of the good," and in this instance, the two blew each other up with Predator drones and IEDs and returned home to receive inadequate medical care. Fold that flag into a million pieces.But it was worth it.The two hours we spent shooting it--that fateful November, 2010 night--were worth it. The 200+ hours we spent editing and re-watching it--scrutinizing it--were worth it. The color correction, the phony commercials, the graphic intro and outro, the ass-brutal VHS transfer process......It all worked out in the end, and the end justifies the means, because Pappy's mean and Pappy said so, end of story, because this is a unique contribution to the world. A new mode of filmmaking, a new style of acting, a new philosophy--and we'll be God-d*mned if this isn't almost as good as some scenes from some of the less-good Jonah Hill/Michael Cera movies.### XXX-Vin-Diesel-Secret-Only Classified Plan: Manslave 2: Origins ###The idea behind Manslave 2 is an origin story where Doctor Manslave (Charles) is a well respected and perfectly sane doctor throughout.He is sent, along with Dr. Badtanman, Cobra, and Dr. Thessaloneous Assman (pronounced "Asman", played by Will Sasso), to deep Africa, to find some sort of artifact. We will shoot this anywhere in LA where we can find some trees and just pretend like it's a jungle despite the fact that people will be walking by.At long last we will find the artifact buried deep within a Sumerian dungeon (an alleyway) and have an argument amongst ourselves about what to do with it. Manslave will weigh in on the side of caution, suggesting we take news of our discovery back to the commission, but Dr. Assman, having waited his whole life for a treasure of this magnitude, will be unable to resist temptation and meet with a gruesome end at the hands of the glowing, deadly artifact.Manslave immediately passes out in a coma, and Badtanman gives Manslaves limp body a piggyback ride out of the dungeon, followed not far behind my Cobra, who is drooling and making baby talk.That night, Badtanman falls asleep by Manslave's side, and we are treated to Manslave's inner visions, terrors, if you will, visions of a shirtless or lyrca-clad Assman dancing like a demon over hot coals. Badtanman wakes the next day to find Manslave missing, along with a cryptic note.Also:Manslave in the jungles of Kujojifathering ronnie goldmanprofessor is martin sheen-like guy sent to kill manslaveclose-up of Manslave sinking a knife into Badtanman's stomach, close up on Badtanman's face with a voiceover explaining in slo-mo, that he is experiencing the ultimate pure pleasure and pain at the same time.A scene of Badtanman jerking off (not graphic) shows what he's thinking about inside his head, and his inner jack-thoughts are really innocent, like balloonsgroin-covering object changes each time.A scene where Manslave convinces Badtanman to whip him across the backThe end.(Time Has Expired (but) Extreme Neverreally Dies)╔═╗╔═╗╔═══╗╔═══╗║║╚╝║║╚╗╔╗║║╔══╝║╔╗╔╗║─║║║║║╚══╗║║║║║║─║║║║║╔══╝║║║║║╠╦╝╚╝╠╣╚══╦╗╚╝╚╝╚╩╩═══╩╩═══╩╝
Shit Bubbles from the TWAT comedy album p QrbWdzBig 200710 2021-07-07 | 10,206 viewsOct 20, 201112318FROM THE SMASH-HIT RECORD TWAT ⇨ http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twatCharacter Design and Lineart by:Chris Woodwardhttp://zibraltar.deviantart.comEMAIL THIS VIDEO TO YOUR DIPSHIT RELATIVES.Donate and keep the atrocities flowing--paypal alienmode at gmailOK, now, down to brass business. Hi fucker. ☺First off, MDE wholeheartedly supports Occupy Wall Street. GOOO AMERICA! Dany Bates from The Wishing Tree is down there in Zuccotti park, go say 'hi'.Secondly, throw your TV out of a moving car. This is better. This is the future.Everyday I wake up and catch snippets of Good Morning America and Today, and I weep silently for the sad state that mankind is, was, and always will be in. I take a moment and prostrate myself before the sands and the winds, crippled, biblically, by grief and longing, before standing up and doing the only thing a sane man can do--__________ (fill in the blank later with something crazy-sounding).That's about all we feel like collectively saying with this release. The rest of the philosophy that you need to absorb for today's lesson is so eloquently given life by the words of talking cartoon bubbles who like to eat doody.
◀◁◂ Football (Boom Boom Punt The Coach) Sponsored by Ripper-T® ▸▷▶KtJ3J16YsOg 200710 2021-07-07 | 4,312 viewsOct 16, 2011772OK.Pre-order the fuck outta this right here: http://www.mde-tv.bandcamp.comIt's not easy for us to try and sell something to people who we legitimately value (our fans), but hundreds of man-hours have gone into making this album a true classic. We will cut our wrists the long way and prostrate ourselves at Cthulhu's alter before we ask you to buy some wack, half-assed shit. Buy this. Trust us.# # #Tommy Bald faces off against Dale Martindale for the Northern Football League's Golden Chalice Award.So kick back on the Smallman Easy Recliner, crack open a frosty Ripper-T® fitness drink, and enjoy bone-crunching action as big, chunky, hot guys rub elbows and touch tips the hard way (psst, it's an allegory for war, ya dumb Sheeple, LOL).Clear out, he needs jock-xygen stat! I'm not dumb, I know how life is. The real, seedy underbelly of reality is that you can't be a god among men. The most you can hope for is an isolated religious compound with flocks of believers who you can drug and fuck, and that's illegal.You can't have it your own way; you can't have it the long way; you're fat and you have cancer; the girl you tricked into liking you thinks blowjobs are icky. So you willingly lapse into a world of fantasy. TDs, QBs, sacks, fouls, chuffs--the high-revving all-American tackle-fest that is FANTASY FOOTBALL.The data can be disguised as an ordinary business-type spreadsheet, so you can arrange your meat-squad at your 9-5 grind. Talk about your picks at lunch. Think long and hard, think hard, and pretend that your thoughts about some tight-ends butthole-hunting crunch-boner stats and the up-and-coming young buck--pretend that your little shithead ideas fucking matter one iota. Then later on the TeeVee when coach Williams did the exact opposite of what you said and lost the big game, that's when you can kick back and reap the fruits of your labor--nothing.The fantasy of fantasy football is fulfilled, and the reward is that you get to continue on hypothesizing and strategizing about numbers in a fake math problem until oblivion.Could some super-rational, logic-worshiping mini-Nietzsche take that word 'ball' and run with it into Sam Hyde's philosophical end-zone, and totally debase my personal life's work with a vicious verbal pass interference? Yea, but then he'd leave himself wide open to a cruel body check by tight end Nick Rochefort #76 AKA The Dump Truck.
Apple ◆ iPad 2 TV Ad ◆ Well Always ◆ M.D.E. ✕ 9/11 Kustom eS646TbQgAs 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,548 viewsSep 11, 20111178How's that new upbeat catchy bubbly saccharin indie tune go? Are you ready ready are you ready get set are you ready get set are you ready!!! My four year old daughter, Brooklyn Kelsey Hyde, loves that song. Whenever it comes on my iTunes she waddles over to the iMac and says, "I ready." :)Then I kick her super hard in the cunt because "I ready" is not a complete sentence, and I already showed her the iPad 2 'Learn New Things' promo.There are two versions of the make-your-own iPad commercial materials. The first version is just a single piece of video with an alpha channel, that you can put stuff behind--kinda like green screen. Then the second version, which you'll need After Effects CS5 for, is my original project file with motion tracking and everything.1 (use with any editing program):http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I7CC29WW2 (need AE CS5):http://www.megaupload.com/?d=I71LV59QIf you liked this and want to see more, consider making a donation. We make this show on a shoestring budget... We do not want to advertise, and we're pretty confident that Hollywood is not going to come a-knockin'. So if you're rich help us; PayPal alienmode@gmail.com.Happy 9/11!
Williamsburg Street Fashion ☢ 2 of 3 ☢ Divorce Daddy Money 9QqqKlDlWfs 200710 2021-07-07 | 19,726 viewsSep 9, 201126713Williamsburg Street Fashion ☢ 2 of 8 ☢ Divorce Daddy MoneyBUY OUR COMEDY ALBUM YOU PHUCKS: http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twatJEW LIKE THIS: http://Facebook.com/MDE.tvSo here we are again folks, kicking a dead horsey, re-hashing the same shit over and over again, but really, it's your fault, because you Just Won't Fucking Learn. Imagine asking a 29-year-old woman what she does for a living, and her reply is: "I... used to do stand-up comedy... I, découpage things?"As always this ~*Real and Authentic Culture Blast*~ is brought to you by our 100% vegan sponsor, Benjamin Netanyahu™. Remember, buy buy buy, buy buy, die.Why did we ask them about divorce/fathers? No, you're not a 'loser' if your parents are divorced. The whole point of that question was to test a pet theory of mine--that privileged young people with their heads up their asses more-often-than-not have ~peachy~ home lives with lots of love and nurturing care. Divorce and butting heads with one's Daddy are the two most common forms of trauma for the socioeconomic set portrayed in this series, and trauma (in the absence of medication such as weed, alcohol, and Lexapro) leads to questioning, introspection, and eventually strength. (Sober) folks who've been knocked about by life tend to have better answers than folks who think life is a rose-smelling Six Flags joyride.I'm going to bed; hope this finishes uploading properly otherwise I might slit my wrists. Another M.D.E. (Million Dollar Extreme) Mega-Hit Recession Buster.
Williamsburg Street Fashion ☠ 1 of 3 ☠ Emmm... 2vqQbYaMzwk 200710 2021-07-07 | 70,911 viewsJul 2, 2011593127Williamsburg Street Fashion ☠ 1 of 8 ☠ 'Emmm...'*Culture*, brought to you by:✯ American Apparel✯ Scion✯ Vimeo✯ Peet's Coffee✯ BRKLYNFEST✯ BrooklynVegan✯ Fader Fort by Fiat✯ Converse✯ FUBU✯ [adult swim]"First of all let me just say that it was really a boat-load of fun rolling around New York and interviewing all these cool, unique people. We got to see a lot of genuine New York City tolls and friendly policemen, we got some authentic local pizza, and got a parking ticket for $50.Let it be known that we just love NYC so much; we're dying to move down there and get in on all the great action going down. From tag sales to street vendors, from block parties to just seeing friendly faces walking around, there's never a shortage of cool stuff and experiences to have in The Big Apple.Check Pitchfork out for the show schedule, then go catch a tUnE-yArDs show at the Knitting Factory. Make you you rub your genitals against someone else's genitals and combine your hair and sweat with their hair and sweat, then go to their apartment and tromp around in your piss/shit covered shoes and use their weird, expensive hygiene products and smell a stranger's new smells. Coke is really not a big deal--you can try a little bumpypoo and still hold your shit down--you won't become one of those 'cokeheads', relax.They're people just like you and me, wearing special clothing and accessories, and running wild in New York's hottest sexual playpen--W-burg NYC '11. Never remember always fagget.Listen guys, The World is on fire, and I think step one is all of us getting our priorities straight. That's all we're trying to say here. Paying $1500 for a 1BR when you ain't got no job, and doing 'decoupage'--well, heck, my pappy don't know much about youngsters these days but even he can see with his old gloucoma-riddled eyes, God bless his heart, that that ain't no priority worth prioritizin' over.OK enough rambling from us. Please head on over to facebook.com/mde.tv -- we are knee-deep in some serious play-by-post role playing, on the wall, check it out, love ya!"-The MGMT
♣ DJ Ka⊗s Movie Reviews™ ♣ Patrick Swayley in Dirty Dancing ♣ wJs82BCZTsQ 200710 2021-07-07 | 4,938 viewsJun 11, 2011585*** http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twat -- PRE-ORDER TWAT RIGHT NOW! 20+ TRACKS, SUPER HI-QUALITY, STRAIGHT IMPROV, LAUGH YOUR GOT DAM HEAD OFF. This album is literally the best thing we've ever made. Please support your local vegan cruelty-free macrobiotic comedy troupe and drop mad dime. Look at all the shit we made for free. If we ask you to pay $3 for something you know sure as shit it is gonna be worth it. I'll never cheat on you. ***### Rambo clips star Jack Prime as Rambo. Jack previously appeared on MDE as Jerry 'Dent-Head' Dibble in 'Jerry Doesn't Get Wiggers'. ###$$$ Fuck the world; fuck my moms and my girl. My life is played out like a Jheri curl--I'm ready to die. $$$DJ Kaos didn't really know who Patrick Swayze was but that didn't stop him from one of the most heartfelt and touching tributes seen on video. See, here at MDE we really respect our dead celebrities--our great icons. The world is burning and life is torture, but the noble actors and actresses whom we look up to, they provide for us a model of dignity and grace that let's us know there is something better in this life.Sam's mom as usual said that this video is tasteless and disgusting, but she watches television literally all day long.That's about it.XOXO
(GIRLS ONLY) *Pomeranian Love Day* QbhHLE7hSQ4 200710 2021-07-07 | 4,938 viewsJun 6, 2011929http://mde-tv.bandcamp.com/album/twatWe don't feel too hot about this one but it's something. Take it or leave it. Girls like it. Show this to a girl and watch her pussy-fart.Sponsored by Eukanuba and Labeda Extreme roller skate wheels.
Southland Extreme Interviews HD zQCWaoU961I 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,131 viewsMay 28, 201114228Pre-order TWAT, MDE's debut comedy album: http://mde-tv.bandcamp.comWe only have one short track posted up right now, but the end product will be Certified Cock-Diesel Bubble-Goose™, we promise you.This video you see right here before your very eyes involves friend-of-the-show and Actual Southerner, Nic "Zerp" Rainone, hamming it up in some shit-awful shopping mall for Texas' most unknowing and gullible dummies. Watch how they almost shit their pants when we approached them about "Water-Liquidation"--goons!Edited by sweet old David Coppola. Thank you James Price (myboyslist.com) for mixing. The music is mostly Earthbound, with uh, maybe one or two songs from Kevin MacLeod's incompetech.com, and the last song with the older woman is by Orangy or Vaervaf. Sorry I don't keep track of the song titles :(In case you care, this video represents a production shift for MDE. Previously, all our work was finished in After Effects. The edits were done in Premiere, but after a certain point, the entire project was imported into AE, and never taken back into Premiere. AE provides more precise control and yields itself to perfectionism, which is why we did it this way, while Premiere is a much more immediate-but-sloppy kinda deal.Out of frustration with this slow method of post-production, I decided to keep Southland Extreme Interviews a Premiere project from beginning to end. Instead of taking several weeks of pain, the color correction, edit-tightening, and graphics phase only took three days. And it wouldn't've looked much better if we did it the old way, anyway. Nice :DI guess that's it. Go buy TWAT.
Chris AKA Shinjiro, Your Anime Expert 922WBNTrqDg 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,847 viewsApr 28, 201118028This sketch is the only one really worth salvaging from the second half of the inaugural episode, which got pulled from YT for nudity. This is from Sam's thesis project at college, circa 2006.It's amazing to think that back then I actually liked anime so much and this wasn't a comedy sketch. I barely get laid because my red red pubes bury my Autistic chub dick so that girls couldn't find it even if they wanted to.One interesting note about MDE history is that the final scene, the Best Buy commercial with ExploitedMoms dot com, played in a theater full of college student moms and dads without any censoring. Just one of those MDE PSAs where we like to remind you that even old people fuck and they usually have less shame about their sick fetishes and disgusting preferences.Hope you like the smell of wet wool.
Dont Hurt Women! - a PSA from Kraus kwsGmHDhp0w 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,304 viewsDec 17, 2008559Susan G. Komen and some dyke feminist from PBS got together and decided that chicks are getting the ever-lovin' SHIT beat outta em entirely too much. So they put their Tom's of Maine shampooed heads together and decided the only spokesperson who makes any sense is the master-woman-beater himself, Kraus.There are no props in this video, there is no acting, there is only Kraus in the "play-room" of a basement in a house in North Providence, RI.I don't know about you, but if I were a woman I would make it my life-goal to never come within a 100-mile radius of this hell-chamber.These are for the teef'
Malbones Trucking How to Make a Small Business Commercial with Swagger and Mass Appeal YGk0FE0W3o0 200710 2021-07-07 | 9,155 viewsJan 12, 20096412These guys are greater than the others.This is the first official MDE sketch, the first collaboration between Sam Hyde and Nick Rochefort, shot in Sam's Mamaroneck, NY apt. against a Nickelodeon Green painted wall (that my landlord charged me $750 to undo).If you don't think it's funny the first time around, maybe you need to watch it a few more times and let the fucking subtlety sink in. Or maybe you just need to suck a gun and end it all.
Tony Nuclear Terror 1 Gold Bucket Bluff p nGexkZzk4 200710 2021-07-06 | 3,242 viewsMar 31, 2011517In case this looks old: it's footage from 2006 that Charles Carroll found on an encrypted hard drive that he thought was entirely porn.So yes it is well-worn territory (you are such a genius comedy critic; I wish you would come write for us; we would suck your dick; we're shit and you're champagne)... ...but we figured it would be better to release this anyway, instead of another three weeks of radio silence while we cook up Manslave.If anybody wants to do artwork for a sketch, or provide one or more of us with free lodging in LA, get at me ASAP--alienmode@gmail.com.Other than that... Not sure what else to say, really. We're definitely feeling the tight squeeze around our balls just like most people I guess. Sam eats like a homeless fuckin' dirt-bum and Nick sleeps on a bed of guns, while Charles laughs all the way to the bank--the blood bank.Is it time for bloody revolution yet or are we all just gonna chill? Pass the haze................haze has crystals.......this has blue crystals.............
Big Weepy Fat B Big Fat Plumper Chunky Plump Big B 3wcULCBy46U 200710 2021-07-06 | 10,844 viewsMar 4, 201123223Your kids hate you, Nancy Linda Beth Donna Debbie Louise Linda Ann Pam Bev Martha Mary Grace Cindy Kathy Cathy Barb Joanne Helen... This is just a little pleasure snack to hold you over. I am working violently on the videos and trying to get stuff done. Sorry for the weight (TEE HEE)... Doctor Manslave, XMEN, etc.--they all coming soon son son.We need an intern. Anybody out there sick with art/computers? Anyone wanna learn After Effects?
Dasanna Clause Movie jXe8FVtZOzg 200710 2021-07-06 | 7,554 viewsJan 27, 2011949Music by Boys List duhhhhWe're announcing a new initiative here at MDE. We're calling it, iAdBucks. What it is, basically, is you take all the money in your wallet, and write "MDE.tv or DIE" on all the bills. That way, when you spend them, people will get the money and be like, "oh fuck, what's this weird website, I better go there, I suck."I even did a modicum of shitty research and it appears that this is not even illegal. Whatup x666x666x666x? Now I'm gangsta.So please, take all your money and get to writing. Come up with your own crazy slogans."MDE.tv or DIE!!!""MDE 9/11 Hitler""MDE Jews for Clinton MDE""MDE kidnapped my son""fingerfuck your own children relentlessly"DJ Kaos is back at it again. He's like that stoner Jesse, you remember, the MTV VJ who was famous 'cus of what a huge blowout he is. DJ Kaos doesn't even answer our calls anymore, ever since he got on The Katie Couric Show. Oh well, I guess that's fame!What else can be said about this clip here. Maybe if your a sharp cookie, you noticed the fact that all the movies DJ Kaos reviews eventually turn into Road House with Patrick Swayle in the background. Sharp cookie is what my stepmother calls people, probably. Or the stepmother character I made up in my head.
Doctor Manslave - Trailer HD PSb-zB6DBhw 200710 2021-07-06 | 4,620 viewsJan 10, 2011555IT'S NOT DONE YET! Shooting for the end of April now... News at facebook.com/mde.tvSome said he couldn't be contained: they were right.The Doctor Manslave 2-PACK will be released on Valentine's Day as a $1 digital download, and it contains two versions of the infamous DOCTOR MANSLAVE sketch:The first, a 2006 interpretation by Charles Carroll and the now disbanded Black Country comedy troupe--a taste of pure mayhem in a distinctly different style. Standard def., runtime ~5min.Then, an all new MDE production, running ~22 minutes in HD, and featuring Black Country alums Charles Carroll (once again as Manslave), David Coppola, and Erick Hayden (again, as big time New York City lawyer, Ronnie Goldman, of Goldman Sachs fame). This one is sure to be a late-winter's treat for many fans of both comedic teams. Sam Hyde plays nefarious island psychologist Dr. Badtanman, and Nick Rochefort puts the shine on as Insane Isle security chief--Dave Cobra.The doctor is in; you are not ready.
A Trains Dick (College C*nts coming January 15th!) cdic9slsYKs 200710 2021-07-06 | 3,963 viewsJan 1, 2011573fuck it man
Choco Kid Family P9amKOL1 OM 200710 2021-07-06 | 4,427 viewsDec 16, 2010437This right here is holding pattern stuff. Our sincerest apologies for not pushing the boundaries of what is possible this time around. This is candy; more meat coming soon. What were you going to watch anyway? College Humor Originals? This one's funny: the attractive 20 year-olds are in an office setting only one of them has a penis growing out of his head. And another one's name is Dr. Weedbong. OK, go watch that. In like one-and-a-half weeks we should have some more paradigm-shattering shit for you.SEND US A DOLLAR ON KICKSTARTER IF YOU WANT TO SEE MORE MDE
Freddie Mercury ULzQFwq8lAA 200710 2021-07-06 | 6,667 viewsDec 15, 20109411Like, comment, and subscribe you lazy guys...COLLEGE CUNTS coming January 15th... be ready my friends.Music is once again by Orangy and Vaervaf.
Kickstarter Project MILLION DOLLAR EXTREME! WZWms14Fg4E 200710 2021-07-06 | 2,738 viewsDec 12, 2010403kickstarter.com/projects/mde/million-dollar-extreme-alternative-television-dvdIT'S TIME TO DO IT UP BIG... KILL THE VILLAINS IN YOUR LIFE... Make everybody who's ever doubted you pay, in a major way. I'm talking travel back in time and child-molest their father so that their father becomes a child molester and in turn molests them. THAT'S RIGHT FOLKS DID I JUST BLOW THE FUCK OUT OF YOUR MIND AND I'M JUST GETTING STARTED.kickstarter.com/projects/mde/million-dollar-extreme-alternative-television-dvdMDE wants, needs, and desires to be the end of the current era of torturous shit media, and I think it's reasonable to say that's within our power. But we need to get this fucking thing jump-started, pronto. We've got a brain, a heart, courage, and bejeweled red pumps. Now we need wings.kickstarter.com/projects/mde/million-dollar-extreme-alternative-television-dvdKickstarter is a website for funding independent creative endeavors, like this shit right here. They use Amazon for payments so it's not some uh... Nigerian scam thing. If you like MDE in even the slightest most insignificant way, would you pleasee share the Kickstarter link on your Facebook wall or whatever the hell you kids do nowadays?Music by Orangy, Vaervaf and Deckman Coss.
DJ Kaos Simon Birch njvHuaiA0rQ 200710 2021-07-06 | 6,375 viewsDec 10, 2010694WEB-SIGHT: http://milliondollarextreme.tvTWITTER: http://twitter.com/mde_never_diesFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million...MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/milliondollarextremeYOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/alienmodeI just want all of you to know, that despite this less-than-glamorous edit, DJ Kaos was so very nice. I want everybody watching this and laughing at his fucking ass to know that he was just the nicest guy on two legs. He wanted nothing more than to share his weed and Promethazine with our crew, and hang out and have a few laughs. He'd kick back, and smile a mile wide as he regaled us with tales of stupidity and police intimidation, and mused incoherently on the difficulty of breaking into the rap game.Of course, being nice doesn't change the fact that the guy is fried, and we've got to mix him up digitally, crucify him for your sins, every day, the same way we crucify ourselves, or every third Wednesday of the month in Charles' case.So yea, laugh at the pothead and pretend like this isn't you in eight years. Look atcha, taking a half of a year to scrape together three rap songs -- you don't even know the difference between an email address and a web address. You probably use Lycos to search, and Angelfire for hosting. Only a matter of time before you get WinNuked by a pre-columbine autistic thirteen year old from Wisconsin, with a screenname like FATALDEATH187 and an Avenged Sevenfold hoodie. Because while DJ Kaos was out suffering in the realness of the streets, most of us were inside suffering in the realness of the streets from the comfort of our air-conditioned homes with our Grand Theft Auto games and Avenged Sevenfold hoodies. When you think about the rap 'industry' and all those poor "urban youths," just remember that for every desperate coke dealer out there robbing gas stations and prying off hubcaps, there's three white, upper-middle-class teenagers in their living rooms jacking off as they imagine their own personal power fantasy of owning a gun and being a "hardcore gangster." I guess LaShawn "Puffy Doggy" Combs was right: Ciroc vodka really does taste like piss.
Thom Thom Yorke GBczXu D8Qw 200710 2021-07-06 | 10,243 viewsDec 8, 20101448music by Vaervaf, Orangy and Deckman Coss..College Cunts coming soon January 15th write it on your arm in Sharpie. If you want more MDE, send us $1 on Kickstarter.
Wake up call for ad guys, creatives, designers XaudcbZidy4 200710 2021-07-06 | 5,796 viewsNov 30, 20101064more: http://lebowitz.net/best-voicemail-ever-and-a-wake-up-call
The Pyramids of Dan and The Train to Nowhere RitA0li V10 200710 2021-07-06 | 4,109 viewsNov 20, 2010722MillionDollarExtreme.tvLube your fuckin' assholes up for something hard-hitting, something new, something intense...Song 1: "Real and Straight" by VaervafSong 2: "Why Pay More" by Vaervaf
Coming Soon COLLEGE CUNTS an MDE short film xZF6YE zhI8 200710 2021-07-06 | 2,596 viewsOct 26, 20102111millionDollarExtreme.tvCOLLEGE CUNTS is a "rant" style video (think $500 Contest) that we shot in NYC with our friend pompandclout.com. Covering everything from sororities to 'learnsturbation', College Cunts is a wild sprawling adventure of the mind that is sure to disappoint and molest even the most die-hard MDE fans.This mini-trailer (the term 'teaser' is a little 'gay') features the song Wayfarer's 2AM from Vaervaf--http://www.breakbitmusic.com/vaervaf
Choco Kid Alien Gamevid e30a HZS6VM 200710 2021-07-06 | 3,739 viewsOct 24, 2010313http://clicktotweet.com/1QSC4WEB-SIGHT: http://milliondollarextreme.tvTWITTER: http://twitter.com/mde_never_diesFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million...MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/milliondollarextremeYOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/alienmodeSOUND&MUSIC: http://boyslist.bandcamp.comLEMONPARTY: http://lemonparty.orgMore flavorless filler for the junkies out there. Our apologies again for the bare minimum here--the idea is to keep applying constant pressure. These little vids weren't too hard to make, and we'll be releasing a nice, deep, balls deep short filmish thing soon. But yea, the name of the game is "one foot in front of the other", and whoever has the most feet, wins.You little motherfuckers and fatherfuckers out there really need to start getting in your friends' ears about this shit right here. We don't have that cock-diesel marketing budget, or those YouTube system-gaming ways about us... it's just lil' ol' MDE. TELL EVERYBODY ABOUT THIS SHEEIIIITTT DOG.Oh, and buy a fuckin' t-shirt!
DJ Kaos Vampires TBPRaA7Q-2g MDE REUPLOADS 200710 2021-07-06 | 9,224 viewsOct 17, 2010485WEB-SIGHT: http://milliondollarextreme.tvTWITTER: http://twitter.com/mde_never_diesFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million...MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/milliondollarextremeYOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/alienmodeI just want all of you to know, that despite this less-than-glamorous edit, DJ Kaos was so very nice. I want everybody watching this and laughing at his fucking ass to know that he was just the nicest guy on two legs. He wanted nothing more than to share his weed and Promethazine with our crew, and hang out and have a few laughs. He'd kick back, and smile a mile wide as he regaled us with tales of stupidity and police intimidation, and mused incoherently on the difficulty of breaking into the rap game.Of course, being nice doesn't change the fact that the guy is fried, and we've got to mix him up digitally, crucify him for your sins, every day, the same way we crucify ourselves, or every third Wednesday of the month in Charles' case.So yea, laugh at the pothead and pretend like this isn't you in eight years. Look atcha, taking a half of a year to scrape together three rap songs -- you don't even know the difference between an email address and a web address. You probably use Lycos to search, and Angelfire for hosting. Only a matter of time before you get WinNuked by a pre-columbine autistic thirteen year old from Wisconsin, with a screenname like FATALDEATH187 and an Avenged Sevenfold hoodie.Because while DJ Kaos was out suffering in the realness of the streets, most of us were inside suffering in the realness of the streets from the comfort of our air-conditioned homes with our Grand Theft Auto games and Avenged Sevenfold hoodies. When you think about the rap 'industry' and all those poor "urban youths," just remember that for every desperate coke dealer out there robbing gas stations and prying off hubcaps, there's three white, upper-middle-class teenagers in their living rooms jacking off as they imagine their own personal power fantasy of owning a gun and being a "hardcore gangster."I guess LaShawn "Puffy Doggy" Combs was right: Ciroc vodka really does taste like piss.
Choco Kid Dratted Gadgets h5EFEu1IKVE MDE REUPLOAD 200710 2021-07-06 | 3,891 viewsOct 12, 2010203http://clicktotweet.com/pLQd7WEB-SIGHT: http://milliondollarextreme.tvTWITTER: http://twitter.com/mde_never_diesFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million...MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/milliondollarextremeYOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/alienmodeSo this is pretty much standard, crazy edits, Nickelodeon graphics, satire of a generic kids show or WHATEVER... we get it. Some videos we don't try to break the mold, we just want to give you dumb motherfuckers candy. Because one day, you'll give us candy back.I guess if you were stupid enough to click, you deserve whatever the fuck you get. You deserve to be castrated and have your eyes and nuts removed and be humiliated in front of your family and loved ones--but all you'll get is this video instead.We've developed a very deep and fucked up resentment for pop culture and all the shit that passes through the 'filter' and makes it to the 'big time'. It's really godawful and it needs to be burned to the ground. If I heard that Ashton Kutcher was brutally raped by a gang of bikers, raped anally with a pipe wrench, and his vas deferens slashed irreparably, I'd probably drop to my knees right then and there and profess my sexual desire for The Lord God in Heaven, who is definitely real, and since He made us in His image, He is one divine sexual being.Speaking of which, one thing I keep thinking more and more about--the people who you think about obsessively, for me there was this hulkish red-headed softball-broad in high school (mostly as a curiosity) and later this soft-spoken Korean girl in college, who I thought about so much, that they started to invade my dreams. During long periods of no masturbation, during the more intense parts of school, where I was too busy studying or whatever to carry out my usual continuous 24/7 jack-schedule, I distinctly remember having two wet dreams. 'Wet dream' is an even weirder, creepier way of saying 'I cummed in my sleep'.Anyway, knowing what I know about the human brain, which is a lot, there are DEFINITELY people who are so into their religion that they have dreams about fucking God. Now for women, this isn't as interesting or whatever, because it's just an ego-maniacal straight sex fantasy, which everyone has, like for example I imagine hot celeb chicks like Ellen and Oprah crawling on their knees begging to suck me. No biggs. Jason Biggs. For straight men, it becomes a sticky situation because you're getting into the territory of: 'I'm such a craven and depraved lunatic that my fixation on this fake bullshit I made up in my head has totally subverted my natural sexual impulses, and I couldn't be happier.'This is certainly a real thing that has happened at least once. Anything you can imagine in your head, somebody else has already imagined and done it, and is in fact imagining it and doing it right now, in China if not in a real country.There are people who fuck while listening to The Chemical Brothers, just like there are people who fuck while listening to Justin Bieber, just like there are people masturbating to non-sexual pictures of Golden Retriever calendars, child beauty pageants, and inanimate objects. A straight male God-sex fantasy, by my erudite estimate, is probably pretty common compared to some of this other shit.If God were a video, and you dreamed about fucking that video, this would be it. Just kidding this video is the Golden Retriever calendar that some pathetic fat guy pleasures himself to. But we made another video that's like God... go to our website and find it.
CASH HAMMER Wild Bill PICK COCK jjqwMX13kU8 200710 2021-07-06 | 4,087 viewsOct 1, 2010405http://clicktotweet.com/oG7u0WEB-SIGHT: http://milliondollarextreme.tvTWITTER: http://twitter.com/mde_never_diesFACEBOOK: http://www.facebook.com/pages/Million...MYSPACE: http://myspace.com/milliondollarextremeYOUTUBE: http://youtube.com/alienmodeSound and the two songs at the end are by James Price and Keegan "Gunshot Williams" Martin (boyslist.bandcamp.com). Bad Burger is obviously by Orangishred.This be a sketch from Cash Hammer, which is our new show on MSNBC. My right hand is completely numb--I think I have some sort of nerve damage--also, I'm completely lying about the first thing. I just watched Black Sheep and Tommy Boy and I'm out of cool stuff to watch. So I guess I have to make my own cool stuff to watch. This is A/V masturbation, which is ironic because when it comes to masturbating I'm more of a traditionalist. Nursing homes, the backseat of my stepmother's car, the neighbor's panties, you know, the regular ol' places.The following is a real and actual written threat. Unless our show has become famous and someone gives us a shitload of money to produce it, I will kill one innocent person per day, every day, until this shit is taken care of and handled. I guess now I should say that's not serious but maybe just wait and see. You could be next.
