The TheorizerKatie is a character from the Dr. Seuss film “Horton Hears a Who”, and she’s a sort of running joke… A rather creepy one, whose behaviour goes completely unanswered in the film. On a little journey I made to solving her, the rabbit hole deepened dramatically and made this film truly embrace the phrase “cosmic horror story”.
KATIE THEORY #1: The Demon of “Horton Hears a Who”The Theorizer2020-11-24 | Katie is a character from the Dr. Seuss film “Horton Hears a Who”, and she’s a sort of running joke… A rather creepy one, whose behaviour goes completely unanswered in the film. On a little journey I made to solving her, the rabbit hole deepened dramatically and made this film truly embrace the phrase “cosmic horror story”.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.THEORY: Why Was Happy Feet Even BORN?The Theorizer2023-04-27 | Today I finally give you my take on Happy Feet, which is basically that it’s a complete and unabashed retelling of everything HOLY. Yes, this video’s rather short, but in time you’ll see it’s 100% true and basically fact instead of theory.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.SPONGEBOB THEORY: Rock Bottom is a Nuclear Crater (Body Reveal…?)The Theorizer2023-03-25 | Apologies for this haphazard mini-theory, it is designed to be an experiment while simultaneously tying you over until I can get out the exciting stuff. With that said... Rock Bottom really is a nuclear crater.
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WILLY WONKA WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.ICE AGE THEORY: Scrat Ate His SonThe Theorizer2022-05-01 | Scrat Tails finally came out, and it confirmed everything I’ve been saying, plus more. I’m once again shocked.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.Mario Kart 8: BIRD THEORYThe Theorizer2022-03-31 | I’m a longtime fan of the Mario Kart series, and in today’s short video (to tie you all over), I honour the new DLC by discussing my updated thoughts on the games, as well as a few patterns I’ve found in Mario Kart 8… The weirdest being, the BIRDS.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MONSTERS INC: The Baby Smitty TheoryThe Theorizer2022-02-23 | Pixar is known for many films, all of which can connect with theory upon theory. I have spent a long time doing this, but never have I ever figured out something so blatantly insane. Monsters Inc has a bunch of characters, but the most random, underrated character of them all, is the little blue slug that bites Mike Wazowski’s hand in the hallway. His name is Baby Smitty, but it turned out he was the missing piece to complete my Second Pixar Dissertation. Alongside the giraffe, cereal, and a few other WTF clues, this child is the ANSWER to the fictional company “BNL”, which I’ve claimed has been assimilating all of the Pixar universes. Strap in, as this video answers everything you’ve ever wanted to know about BNL, using the most insignificant details like Smitty. WARNING: You can only appreciate this as a descent into madness ten episodes into the playlist.
MONSTERS INC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.ICE AGE THEORY: Baby Scrat is Jesus ChristThe Theorizer2022-01-30 | The next Ice Age film is coincidentally coming out just as I’ve come to more discoveries surrounding Scrat. It’s been almost two years, but I have returned to sort the timeline (again) and prove how this is about to get serious.
#IceAge #IceAgeScrat #Scrat
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.OUAT THEORY: The Apprentice is Maleficent’s FatherThe Theorizer2021-12-31 | I’m back again to discuss the most theorizable show this side of speculative fiction: Once Upon a Time. OUAT is a show I’ve made many a theory on, but this one is different… It is the beginning of a grand unifying theory that will answer much. Today we start with Maleficent and the Apprentice. This is mind-blowing and highly believable. Enjoy.
ONCE UPON A TIME WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.HOODWINKED: The Creator Saw My Theory?!The Theorizer2021-11-28 | It’s all in the title. Indulge in this mini-theory I’m releasing during my break, in which I recap my Hoodwinked theories, reveal what the creator thinks of them, and then proceed to solve the canon bombshell that was dropped on Twitter.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.KATIE THEORY #3: Horton Hears a Who is a Sequel to CloverfieldThe Theorizer2021-10-27 | This is the third entry in my theory on Katie from “Horton Hears a Who”, and today I take the theory to the next level… Things get insane, and other films are now involved.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DREAMWORKS: The MORT THEORY Just Spiralled Into Chaos (Part 23)The Theorizer2021-09-24 | This is Part 23 of my theory on Mort from Madagascar, and it requires viewing the other 6.5 hours of theories to remotely understand. It is actually all one big Dreamworks Shared Universe theory, and in this episode, everything comes together yet again as I explode with more evidence than ever before, and then proceed to get some ANSWERS! Warning: You will be completely exhausted after watching this.
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MADAGASCAR WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DREAMWORKS: The MORT THEORY is EVOLVING (Part 22)The Theorizer2021-09-18 | My Dreamworks Shared Universe Theory has been centred around the character of Mort (from Madagascar) since day one… And here we are at the 22nd instalment. Today, I absolutely TEAR through the Shrek films so I can figure out what the origin of the elusive “cult” is, and the result is a relentless deluge of proof that it MOST CERTAINLY is REAL. This all sets the stage for the 23rd instalment, which is when things will get TRULY intense, and it's only a few short days away, so PREPARE YOURSELF!
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.THEORY: The Twisted Nest of PixarThe Theorizer2021-08-29 | I’ve made many Pixar Theories in the past, and even linked a ton of them together into one massive video that was three hours long. Today, I contemplate the logic behind Pixar’s multiverse, and how EXACTLY shared universes work here... But this inadvertently answers millions of other questions. This theory spans EVERYTHING. What is Horst’s Backstory in Ratatouille? Who is Russell’s Dad in Up? What’s the deal with BNL, A113, and the Pizza Planet Truck? HOW DOES IT ALL COME TOGETHER?! Well, prepare yourself, because this "Nest Theory" video is absolutely absurd, and it's merely the beginning of YET ANOTHER 3-hour video.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY: The Crimes of Mort (yes, this is real)The Theorizer2021-07-27 | This video compiles the highly integral first six parts of my utterly massive theory on Mort the Lemur, from Madagascar. This is not a joke, although I understand why some people would think that. The fact that there are still people out there joking about Mort's Crimes, and not actually realizing that it's TRUE in "All Hail King Julien", bothers me greatly, so share this video with any and everyone who will listen.
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0:00 - Films Evidence 10:50 - AHKJ Evidence #1 42:09 - AHKJ Evidence #2 1:16:37 - AHKJ Evidence #3 1:50:31 - TPoM Evidence 2:19:13 - The Truth
MADAGASCAR WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.HOODWINKED THEORY: Boingo’s Evil SyndicateThe Theorizer2021-07-24 | Hoodwinked is great of course, and a month ago I dug into its mysteries and solved everything there was to solve regarding Nicky Flippers and the Sisterhood of Kung-Fu Bakers. Today, as promised, I finally delve into the mysteries surrounding the villains of Hoodwinked… Boingo and the Grimm Twins. Spoiler: They’re all apart of the same sinister syndicate.
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HOODWINKED WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DREAMWORKS: The MORT THEORY Just Got REAL INTENSE (Part 21)The Theorizer2021-06-23 | This is Part 21 of my theory series on Mort from the Madagascar films. For those who still haven’t been watching, no, this is not REMOTELY CLOSE to a joke, and this is in fact by far the most intricate and intense entry in my series BY FAR. This is the video we’ve been building to… We have finally reached my Grand Unifying Dreamworks Theory.
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THE DREAMWORKS FILMS WERE NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE THEORY VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.KATIE THEORY #2: The Insanity of “Horton Hears a Who” Was CONFIRMEDThe Theorizer2021-06-15 | One of the craziest theories I’ve ever made was confirmed by a secret find on the Horton Hears a Who bonus disc… In this video, I explain my stance, recap my theory, and then share the horrifying evidence that canonizes my most absurd claims ever.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.HOODWINKED THEORY: The Secret Swindle is in Plain Sight!The Theorizer2021-06-14 | Hoodwinked is a REALLY interesting film, and even though its sequel is questionable, there seems to be a monumental untapped gold mine of MYSTERY in it, that I’ve discovered, and now bankrupted in the form of an insane theory. Be prepared.
HOODWINKED WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE THEORY VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.STRANGER THINGS: The ULTIMATE TheoryThe Theorizer2021-06-01 | Stranger Things Season 4 is coming soon, and I have returned, once again, to try and predict the ultimate truth of the show, and HOW it will END. It worked somewhat well when I did Season 3 back in 2019, so here we go again. This one’s even more wild, so definitely enjoy.
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THE SUBJECT OF THIS VIDEO (MOVIE/SHOW/GAME/ETC) WAS NOT CREATED BY ME. HOWEVER, THE BOTH THEORY AND VIDEO WERE CREATED BY ME, AND I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THEM. MANY OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.SPONGEBOB: The Relentless Horror of Bikini Bottom (Dimension Theory)The Theorizer2021-05-09 | With a mild renaissance in Spongebob Squarepants conspiracy theories in the form of “Skin Theory”, Alex Bale, and "Bikini Bottom Mysteries", my unceasing attempts to tear apart Bikini Bottom and solve it using quantum physics are being better understood by masses. Thus today, I present to you the first big piece to my “Grand Unifying Spongebob Theory”, in which I tie Gary and Patrick together and try figuring out what Krabby Patties are, what’s up with Atlantis, and the big one: Exactly how EVERY supernatural phenomenon interconnects. It’s madness. Enjoy?
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THE SUBJECT OF THIS VIDEO (MOVIE/SHOW/GAME/ETC) WAS NOT CREATED BY ME. HOWEVER, THE BOTH THEORY AND VIDEO WERE CREATED BY ME, AND I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THEM. MANY OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.OUAT: I Fixed the Family Tree!The Theorizer2021-05-05 | Once Upon a Time is one of the most complicated TV Shows, ever. OUAT is utterly theorizable in every sense (as is my reaction to everything), but the character connections are what I’ve been sorting for five years now. So recently, I chose to revamp the family tree with a grid-like structure like a NORMAL person would, and the result is pure organizational bliss. Enjoy.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.THEORY: Total Drama Island is HELLThe Theorizer2021-05-03 | My Total Drama theories have been going for exactly three years now, and every weird mystery seems to point back to the faceless in-universe “producers” of the show. Ezekiel, Mike, Sierra, everyone. In today’s attempt to solve the elusive mysteries of both Boney Island AND Total Drama Island itself, everything finally comes flooding out, and the truth behind all of the darkness in this show is uncovered.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.TOO MANY COOKS: Meme TheoryThe Theorizer2021-04-26 | Too Many Cooks is a classic “Creepy YouTube Video” once rivalled only by “Don’t Hug Me I’m Scared”. My reaction is typical; FOR YEARS I’ve been thinking about it! If only someone had explained it with a fine-tooth comb handy. I was especially reminded of it by “WandaVision”. I’ve been quite unfocused and dizzy for a few months now (for a variety of health reasons), but that’s not stopping me. The result is THIS video… A visual essay on the nightmarish destruction brought upon us by memes, and how “Too Many Cooks” is a masterclass in thesis explanation. So what thesis IS “Too Many Cooks” putting forth? Creativity’s Desanctification. That is all.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DARK THEORY: Solving InfinityThe Theorizer2021-03-18 | Netflix’s Dark is my favourite TV Series ever, and is also one of, if not THE highest rated fictional drama series of ALL TIME, by collective opinion. So today, I spend a third of the video encouraging you all to watch it, and then I proceed to explain my reaction and dissect the INSANE Season 3 Ending, in a unique, but also seemingly agreed-upon way. This is my Dark: Ending Explained attempt, so enjoy!
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY: Every Dreamworks Film is CONNECTED (Part 17)The Theorizer2021-02-19 | Dreamworks… Over the course of a few years, I’ve made a series of videos on Shrek, Madagascar, and Over the Hedge, with the focus being on the elusive Mort… An innocent-enough little lemur. But today, I strive to connect everything together. This video recaps everything, serves as a midway point in this grand dissertation, and then puts EVERYTHING on the table… So it can be solved with time.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.THEORY: Eddie Murphy is the Father of the “Son of the Mask” BabyThe Theorizer2021-01-30 | The Jim Carrey film “The Mask”, and more notably its sequel, “Son of the Mask”, are pretty crazy films. I accidentally fell down a behind-the-scenes rabbit hole when researching the flop that is “Son of the Mask”, and discovered something so insanely disturbing, which could possibly be a linchpin in some intriguing supernatural lore. I don’t know what to do with the information, but watch me stumble around for 10 minutes trying.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.The Theorizer - Funniest Moments 2020The Theorizer2021-01-04 | This year was a bit... Experimental. Here is the result.
Twitter: twitter.com/TheTheorizerYT Facebook: facebook.com/TheTheorizerYT Instagram: instagram.com/thetheorizer_ytMORT THEORY #6: The Horrific Truth of Mort’s Secret Identity (Madagascar)The Theorizer2020-12-06 | Mort is Madagascar’s most villainous character, with seasons worth of bonus material to back it up (All Hail King Julien and The Penguins of Madagascar). I’ve spent months, across several videos, solving the true nature behind him, and this is the conclusion… For now.
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.THEORY: The Cat in the Hat is Pure MalevolenceThe Theorizer2020-10-20 | The Cat in the Hat is an early 2000s film that took inappropriateness to new heights… And in the process, unintentionally unraveled a thick and trippy lore for itself which I’ve taken up the task of dissecting.
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY #5: Analyzing “The Penguins of Madagascar”The Theorizer2020-09-18 | After a month of doing NOTHING BUT ANALYSIS, I’ve finally (mostly) concluded my viewing of the TV Show “The Penguins of Madagascar”. I have gathered all of the evidence for my case against “Mort”, and now I will integrate it into our previously established framework to get one step closer to figuring out… What he IS.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.SPONGEBOB THEORY: The Flying Dutchman is a Roman Death GenieThe Theorizer2020-08-18 | The Flying Dutchman is a mystery; A Spongebob Squarepants enigma. So, in honour of the recently released “Sponge on the Run”, I am solving him. I will go through his every appearance, and attempt to merely BEGIN to construe some sense of his possible origins.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.TOTAL DRAMA: The Theory of Beverly’s MutismThe Theorizer2020-07-27 | “B” is a cool character from Total Drama Island... Or, rather, Total Drama’s fourth season, Total Drama Revenge of the Island. Short for Beverly, “B” is intriguing because he is mute. He never talks, not even once. He’s a mechanical genius though, and it’s time to dissect why even at his elimination he doesn’t speak his voice, and what his reasons are… If he’s doing it on purpose. Spoiler alert: It exposes a conspiratorial underbelly of demonic producers. Enjoy!
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.WRECK-IT RALPH: How Heavy is He? (Actual Math)The Theorizer2020-07-19 | Physics is something I on-again-off-again enjoy, and thus, alongside my 700k special, I am calculating Wreck-It Ralph’s weight… Literally.
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.The Theory of Theorizer: A Dissection [Special]The Theorizer2020-07-19 | The Theorizer is a bizarre theory channel that has gotten more bizarre lately, and thus I shall briefly examine why.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DESPICABLE ME: The Theory of Vector Perkins’ International SyndicateThe Theorizer2020-07-08 | Despicable Me is great, and so is the lore within it. Victor “Vector” Perkins and his father, are key figures in the “Bank of Evil”… A shady and very mysterious organization within the franchise. Here, I prove what they ARE, and what they’ve DONE. It is quite shocking. Better prepare for Minions 2: The Rise of Gru.
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY #4: Solving “All Hail King Julien” (Madagascar)The Theorizer2020-06-28 | In my months-long crusade to solve Madagascar’s Mort, I have engaged on an arduous trek though “All Hail King Julien”… Here are my observations from the final season, and where the theory goes from here… Enjoy.
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY #3: Dissecting “All Hail King Julien” (Madagascar)The Theorizer2020-06-20 | In my months-long crusade to solve Madagascar’s Mort, I have engaged on an arduous trek though “All Hail King Julien”… Here are my observations from season four and the spinoff… Enjoy the theory.
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY #2: “All Hail King Julien” is the Most Disturbed Show in HISTORY (Madagascar)The Theorizer2020-06-06 | Madagascar is great. Its spinoff shows are also great, namely Netflix's "All Hail King Julien". So, on my months-long crusade to "solve Mort", it was only a matter of time before we sifted this show for evidence. There is SO MUCH, that I'm breaking this video into three sections, and this is section one... Where we start to learn of Mort's TRUE nature!
INTRO SONG "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.INSIDE OUT THEORY: The Brazilian Helicopter Pilot is a Serial Organ ThiefThe Theorizer2020-05-16 | Inside Out is wondrous, and hopefully an Inside Out 2 movie is in our future. The Brazilian Helicopter Pilot from Riley’s Mom’s memories is quite an interesting offhand character… Based on what we see, what can we determine about her and his pasts? Quite a lot, as it seems my theory proves today. Enjoy this madness.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.MORT THEORY #1: The Diabolical Scourge of MadagascarThe Theorizer2020-04-30 | I plan to make fifteen videos chronicling this. Mort from Madagascar is revealed in the prequel show to be the most bizarre and sinister character I’ve ever seen. He has plenty of funny moments, and his crying is constant, but inside? He’s part-starfish and part-spider. He’s got eleven ex-wives. He can suck the souls out of other lemurs. So much to work with… Thus I shall. This is the prologue video to something massive. Here, I lay it all on the table and organize a battle strategy to take on his mysteries.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.SHREK THEORY: The Trumpet Player is a Cult LeaderThe Theorizer2020-04-10 | Reggie is the true evil. Shrek is the best Dreamworks franchise, and the Shrek 5 trailer has been taking forever, so I look back at our favourite All Star's legacy... In Shrek 2, the ogres are invited to visit Far Far Away by a messenger and his team of trumpeters. One of the trumpeters starts to improvise a jazzy little song, and is promptly shut down by the Herald. To my astonished shock, I have figured something out that shouldn’t exist— A mystery with this funny trumpeter at its centre, that flips these films on their head. A dark secret, with “Reggie the Trumpet Guy” at its core. I am sharing it with you today, in my most overzealous theory in ages. Enjoy!
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THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.GARY THEORY #3: Gary the Snail is an Alien God (Spongebob)The Theorizer2020-03-28 | With the “Sponge on the Run” movie soon to come out, I’ve been analyzing a lot of SpongeBob SquarePants characters lately… Most are diagnoses, and PALE in comparison to my two (now three) theories on Gary the Snail. He is extremely powerful and horrifying under his shell. Today, I complete the trilogy, bring up final points, and reveal my most conclusive piece of evidence yet. ENJOY!
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.ICE AGE THEORY: Scrat is an Alien TerraformerThe Theorizer2020-03-19 | Today, in honour of the appalling "Ice Age Baby" meme, I finally present a bit of a short, jumpy, and scatterbrained theory, in which I will use crucial details involving Scrat, the Ice Age Baby, and various other sources, to solve a couple of small mysteries in the lore of Ice Age, construct a timeline of events through the films, and most importantly… As I've been plotting for two years... Set the stage for later this year when I’ll solve the ultimate hidden story! Today I entertain just as much as I dissect, as I hop from topic to topic, filling in the connective tissue of the franchise while roasting Scrat in the process. Aliens, time travel, and the future of the franchise are the topics of discussion today… Unfortunately some of my best theories here were already confirmed, so I had to cut them out, making it even more chaotic. Enjoy nonetheless!
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"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.LUCY THEORY: Ending Explained!The Theorizer2020-03-04 | Lucy is a polarizing 2014 Luc Besson film about a woman (Scarlett Johansson) who becomes one with the universe. WHAT?! The movie is one big “what”, and my reaction the cosmically confusing clips and scenes TODAY, is a Lucy: Ending Explained analysis of the time travel madness!
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INTRO SONG
"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.TOTAL DRAMA: Scarlett TheoryThe Theorizer2020-02-22 | TDI is great, but from episode 1 and on, Total Drama: Pahkitew Island (AKA Season Six)… Is where we meet an intriguing character known as Scarlett. This character is the best part about that season, and builds to a shocking plot twist that she’s NOT what she seems. To elaborate on it, I have solved the pieces that remain, and I know exactly what her motivations are… Enjoy.
INTRO SONG "Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.GARY THEORY #2: The Insidious Agenda (Spongebob)The Theorizer2020-02-08 | In honour of the upcoming "Sponge on the Run", I am analyzing Gary the Snail... The most evil SpongeBob SquarePants character, as I proved last week in part one. He is a fourth dimensional villainous alien out to destroy Bubbles the Dolphin from Sponge Out of Water. In this grand addition to my dissection of Bikini Bottom and this sci-fi situation, I solve everything once more. Enjoy!
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.GARY THEORY #1: The Sinister Snail (Spongebob)The Theorizer2020-02-01 | Gary the Snail is the most neutral SpongeBob SquarePants character. Or IS he?! In honour of the new "Gary Come Home" styled Spongebob Movie "Sponge on the Run" Trailer, I've figured it out. Gary is a fourth dimensional villainous alien out to destroy a mysterious group of universal observers. HOW?! It won't be explained in Sponge on the Run according to the trailer, so watch this slightly-more-outlandish-than-usual theory of mine, as I have surprisingly found some evidence to come to this conclusion.
INTRO SONG
"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.DESPICABLE ME THEORY: Miss Hattie’s Horrific True AgendaThe Theorizer2020-01-18 | Despicable Me is a full movie and a decent film, and Despicable Me 2 is good as well. In honour of the Minions 2: The Rise of Gru trailer, I have returned. Minions is okay, but Despicable Me 3 has more problems, hopefully Minions 2 will be better. But there's been a Despicable Me Song meme going around, and Despicable Me 4 will come soon too, so I was brought back... I've realized no matter the entertainment factor, these films, surprisingly, have a little mystery packed into them; Characters they do not delve into. I solved Gru awhile back, and talked about DM3 too, but El Macho, and more so Miss Hattie (the adoption lady), are still left unexplained. But I have now SOLVED their backstories! In this chaotic analysis, I find shocking evidence, and we now know… Everything. Gru may whistle his despicable song, but there's someone WORSE.
INTRO SONG
"Once Upon a Time in Wonderland - Theme Song" by Mark Isham and ABC Studios.
THIS VIDEO'S TOPIC WAS NOT CREATED BY ME, ONLY THE VIDEO ITSELF WAS, HOWEVER I HAVE THE RIGHTS TO THIS VIDEO. MOST OF THE IMAGES ARE FROM GOOGLE.The Theorizer - 2020 Channel TrailerThe Theorizer2020-01-07 | Click subscribe to stay up to date with these INSANE analyses!