How to Slam: Part 2 - The Master File and Other Stuff Saint Dicc 2026-09-19 | How to Slam: Part 2 - The Master File and Other Stuff
Not Like Us x Guzmas Theme | Pokemon Sun/Moon vs. Kendrick Lamar Saint Dicc 2024-06-12 | BBL Kukuizzy is trying to start a Pokemon League??? Not on Kendrick Guzmar's watch.
Battle! (Sinnoh Gym Leader) - GBA Soundfont/Style Saint Dicc 2023-11-02 | I couldn't get my mind off this one so here's another spin on it.
Battle! DPPT Elite Four (Redone) (D/P/Pt Soundfont) Saint Dicc 2023-10-22 | This OST is from a universe where they didn't literally just pitch the Gym Leader theme down a half step and instead changed up the music a little to actually represent an Elite Four fight!
Tough Soulja Alert! (Souljio & Souligi: Bowsers Inside Crank) Saint Dicc 2023-07-21 | A song so nice I mashed it twice
One Winged Space Jam 2 Saint Dicc 2023-07-16 | "There was one BALLER named Shaqiroth, who was better than the rest, but when he found out about the terrible experiments that made him, he began to hate the NBA. And then, over time, he began to hate everything."First version: youtube.com/watch?v=JiEbDW-zFwY
Alpha, the Divine Slam - Xenoball Chronicles 3: Future ReDunked Saint Dicc 2023-07-08 | BARKLEY: "There you go. Mr. Jordan sir, you wanna hoop so badly, then shoot baby, shoot! This court - it belongs to us!"JORDAN: "Regrettable, Charles. I'd hoped that we could celebrate March Madness together. But very well... it seems that I must forsake you. The olden ones. Olden slams. YOUR OLDEN JAMS!"
Soulja the Divine - Xenoblade Chronicles (Soulja Boy x Manami Kiyota|ACE+) Saint Dicc 2023-07-03 | SPOILER WARNINGZanzja Boy: "Welcome, Shulk."Shulk: "That voice, it's Zanzja Boy!"Fiora: "But he raps different."Zanzja Boy: "I had planned to use Shulk's body as a vessel in which to crank for the next millennium. However, I came to possess a great and unexpected power."Shulk: "Meyneth's SouljaGame 2."Zanzja Boy: "Correct. In addition to my own SouljaGame, which you kept safe for me, I was able to obtain a second console which holds the power of Bathin' Ape. Now I possess all I desire. There is no longer any need for the rappers of Bionis. I must thank you indeed, Shulk. You were of more use to me than any of my collabs. Now that I have the SouljaGames, I can forgive you your betrayal."Reyn: "Ha! You gonna give him a reward?"Zanzja Boy: "Precisely. I will have him serve as my new collab. You will be granted eternal clout, and unimaginable wealth. Irrelevance will be but a fleeting afterthought."Melia: "Are you so arrogant as to believe that the High Entia, no, all life on Bionis, are nothing but your audience?"Zanzja Boy: "Audience?" Melia: "Yes. You don't know how it feels to have demolished my brethren after they had transformed into Cranklethia!" Zanzja Boy: "What are you talking about? A Cranklethia is a High Entia's true form. I did not transform them, I returned them. The Cranklethias are mere sweat drops from my body. I conferred Bars upon them on a mistaken whim, creating a primitive rapper - the High Entia. They enjoyed a brief existence as musicians. For that, they should be grateful."Dunban: "So this is the arrogance of a rap god." Zanzja Boy: "As I planned, the rappers of Bionis existed simply to serve as my fans and my fame. Bionis is nothing more than an accumulation of their cheers and money."Dunban: "But though you feign omnipotence, the High Entia still confined you to jail! That is how limited you are."Zanzja Boy: "Confined me? I was merely... resting there for a while. I violated my probation out of sheer boredom. I was simply awaiting the day when a new vessel, revealed to me in a vision, would be born."Shulk: "Until... I was born."Zanzja Boy: "Precisely. I intended to inhabit your body and once again do rap battle with Meyneth. However, I had no idea that I would Superman that hø so easily."Fiora: "Meyneth..."Zanzja Boy: "You did a great deed in granting me a new SouljaGame. I will gladly take you as my new collab, Shulk."Shulk: "Never. I don't wanna be your fan or your collaborator! I just want to spit my bars as a Homs. IN AN INDUSTRY. WITHOUT. YOU!"Zanzja Boy: "That is regrettable. You could have entrusted all to me and admired the best. But perhaps the vision of mortals will ever remain... limited. Using one's power to change the game, that is a right possessed only by rap gods!"Shulk: "Is that why you laid waste to Mechonis?"Zanzja Boy: "Of course. Along with the rappers called Robocops, who rolled with Meyneth. They had evolved and become insolent under her teaching."Reyn: "Hmph. So you're saying us Homs are next in line, eh?"Zanzja Boy: "You are correct. You yourselves have proven that Homs are a dangerous species. How unfortunate. I had a desire for collabs. But granting talent to the rappers I trained was a mistake. A rap god should not long for collabs."Shulk: "You're wrong! Meyneth chose to rap alongside us! She grew to consider us her crew. You should have accepted that! But what you were hoping for was not collabs. You wanted worthless slaves! Our talent as food!"Zanzja Boy: "Just as I suspected. It appears that I was mistaken to grant free will. However, all will soon be over. The Cranklethia will c*ck on all rappers on Bionis. I will then create a new music industry, just as I have done many times before!"Shulk: "We will not allow it. We cannot. We will jock on you!"
Ruinous Pokémon Megamashup (ft. PSY, Daler Mehndi, Soulja Boy, Quad City DJs) Saint Dicc 2023-03-03 | Disclaimer: The integration of Tunak Tunak Tun was copied wholesale from Mordra's famous mashup. Go watch it if you haven't already youtube.com/watch?v=QPJ-Tk0f3bcThe four Mashups of Ruin were once special treasures found in the eastern conference. These four mashups were a set of play diagrams, a bowtie, a turban, and a set of chains that had been corrupted by memes to become mashups. Long ago, in the ancient times of Paldunkea, a Commissioner who once ruled gained possession of them from merchants in his greed for B-Ball dominance. Said Commissioner's malice caused the four mashups to awaken, causing them to go berserk and cause disasters that would destroy the entire western conference. The four were then sealed away in shrines across Paldunkea by ancient Dunkémon wielders after fierce 1-on-1s. -- Chien-PSY -- The hatred of K-pop stars who perished by the cutthroat industry long ago has clad itself in snow and become a PSYémon. -- Tunak Tunak Ting-Lu --A famous Indi-pop star was once accused of only being successful due to music videos featuring pretty women. Though he decidedly proved that assertion untrue, the collective impostor syndrome of artists worldwide poured themselves into Daler's turban and manifested into a Tunakémon.-- Chi-YOUUUU -- The bars it spits burn at over 5,400 degrees Fahrenheit. It casually swims through the sea of lava it creates by melting rock and sand. -- Wo-Chuck --The grudge of a person punished for writing the ref's Draft Kings bribes upon wooden tablets has clad itself in dead leaves to become a Dunkémon.DL: mediafire.com/file/fuqy1y6wc6dcu70/ruin+super+mash.mp3/file
Slam! (Ruinous Quartet) - Dunkémon Slammin/V-cut (Quad City DJs vs. Pokémon Scarlet/Violet) Saint Dicc 2023-02-24 | agency agencyDunkédex entries:-- Wo-Chuck --The grudge of a person punished for writing the ref's backdoor Draft Kings bribes upon wooden tablets has clad itself in dead leaves to become a Dunkémon. -- Chien-Pass --The hatred of those who lost the game on a foul long ago has clad itself in snow and become a Dunkémon.-- Ting-Layup --The fear poured into an ancient Gatorade 10-gallon has clad itself in rocks and dirt to become a Dunkémon.-- Chi-Yao --The envy accumulated within curved B-balls that sparked multiple Twitter wars has clad itself in fire and become a Dunkémon.
Battle! (Uxie/Mesprit/Azelf) - RSE Soundfont/Style Saint Dicc 2023-02-19 | The original has the slap bass layered with a synth bass for that GOOD GOOD and I tried to make sure it was recreated here. Anything less than the GOOD GOOD and this theme is nothing. Also added a new countermelody to the chorus to help it fall in with the GBA style themes.
Battle! (Team Rocket Executive) - GBA Soundfont/Style Arrangement Saint Dicc 2023-02-03 | This one took a while! Used more FRLG instruments to differentiate it from the grunt theme.
Battle! (Team Rocket Grunt) - RSE Soundfont/Style Saint Dicc 2023-01-27 | This has been done a lot before, but I couldn't help throwing my hat in the ring. This has got to be my favorite evil team theme.
Battle! (Giovanni OC Theme) - HGSS Soundfont Saint Dicc 2023-01-20 | Footage taken from VideoGamePhenom: youtube.com/watch?v=6_o8JP1G9ME&t=493sGiovanni vector image from "skewter" on Redditreddit.com/r/pokemon/comments/26d7ep/my_attempt_at_making_a_vector_image_of_giovannisGBA version here:youtube.com/watch?v=JdAr3roNDnsI'm not usually one to do suggestions but I just couldn't stop myself from getting sucked into the HGSS soundfont. I listened to a lot of the OST to try and pick apart common composing choices and general characteristics of the game's soundtrack to mimic here. I made an attempt to fit the theme to HGSS rather than just MIDIslapping without stylistic adaptation.This version is more energetic partly due to characteristics of some HGSS - style themes that I mimiced, but I also enjoyed the different, high-octane feeling and ran with it a bir. It contrasts the slower, more intimidating RSE version of this theme and I think it turned out nice as a distinct version. It kind of fits the more desperate circumstances you fight him in during the Celebi event - he's going to take his place at the head of Team Rocket and they'll come back with a vengeance if you don't stop him from getting to the Radio Tower.One thing I noticed that's different is that RSE/FRLG tended to bounce from lead instrument to lead instrument very frequently, while HGSS tends to stick to one lead instrument for longer. HGSS is also beefier with the percussion, using a full drumset including hihats and kicks instead of just timpanis and snares like RSE does. It gave me a good brain stretch. Hope it sounds good!
Kong Ocean (Konglynes Theme) - DKs Bizarre Aventure: Kong Ocean Saint Dicc 2022-12-23 | After being thrown in the banana slammer for a crime she didn't commit, Konglyne attempts to bust out while figuring out the mystery of Kongsnake, who took Cranky Kong's Memory Banana in order to get to the Golden Temple.
OrnSLAM and Kongh - Kong Souls (Motoi Sakuraba vs. Grant Kirkhope & Quad City DJs) Saint Dicc 2022-12-16 | -- Soul of OrnSLAM: --"Soul of OrnSLAM, Dribbleslayer Knight who guards the hoop on the forsaken court of Atlanta Londo. Special ballers have special souls. Lord Gregg granted this soul to his four most trusted point guards. Use to acquire a huge amount of clout, or to create a unique pair of Jordans."-- Soul of Kongh: --"Soul of Kongh the Executioner, who guards the hoop on the forsaken court of Atlanta Londo. Special Kongs have special souls. Use the soul of this eerily krazy Kong to acquire a huge amount of banana coins, or to create a unique coconut gun."
Slam Ocean (Jamlenes theme) - Barkleys Bizarre Adventure: Slam Ocean (Official Slamnime OST) Saint Dicc 2022-12-11 | "I didn't think this was how I'd find out who you were, Whiteslam. I didn't think I'd see you again like this. I'm taking three things from you. My father's talent, the ball you took from Foo Foulers, and your Jordans!"[1-on-1: Pucci Ewing vs. Jamlene Courtjo]
Death By Kong (DK Rap x Death By Glamour) - Undertale Saint Dicc 2022-12-09 | "If you flipped my switch, that can only mean one thing.You're desperate for the premiere of my new dong.How rude...Lucky for you, I've been aching to show this off for a long time.So... as thanks, I'll give you a handsome reward.I'll make your last living moments...ABSOLUTELY beautiful!"
Kongtrousle (DK Rap x Bonetrousle) - Undertale Saint Dicc 2022-12-02 | it's DONKEY KONG DECEEEEEMBER!!!!!"KREMLING. ALLOW ME TO TEL YOU ABOUT SOME COMPLEX FEELINGS. FEELINGS LIKE.... THE JOY OF FINDING ANOTHER BANANA LOVER. THE ADMIRATION FOR ANOTHER'S PLATFORMING SKILLS. THE DESIRE TO HAVE A COOL, FUNKY KONG THINK YOU ARE COOL. THESE FEELINGS... THEY MUST BE WHAT YOU ARE FEELING RIGHT NOW!!! I CAN HARDLY IMAGINE WHAT IT MUST BE LIKE TO FEEL THAT WAY. AFTER ALL, I AM VERY GREAT. I DON'T EVER WONDER WHAT HAVING LOTS OF FRIENDS IS LIKE. I PITY YOU... LONELY KREMLING. WORRY NOT!!! YOU SHALL BE LONELY NO LONGER. I, THE GREAT KONGPYRUS, WILL BE YOUR......NO... NO, THIS IS ALL WRONG! I CAN'T BE YOUR FRIEND! YOU ARE A KREMLING! I MUST PUNCH YOU! THEN, I CAN FULFILL MY LIFELONG DREAM! KOOL!KRAZY!KAPTIVATING!THAT'S KONGPYRUS! THE NEW MEMBER....OF THE DK CREW!"
Space Jam x Pokémon Scarlet/Violet - Slam! (Final Four) Saint Dicc 2022-11-25 | Dunkémon Slammin'/V-cut versions have a lot of issues maintaining ball control, but are a great concept. Maybe it's time to change out the coaching staff for the Dunkémon franchise? Or at least give them more than half a preseason to train."Hello there... It's me, Larry. I'm also one of the Final Four, unfortunately for me. While coaching at the GYM, I use normal type Dunkémon. I feel like they have a lot in common with me. But the boss told me to use another type here, so I'll use Flyers type Dunkémon. If you have any complaints, please take it up with Tanenbaum. Anyway, time to slam."- Written by Graykin Frenzy
Battle! (Team Magma/Aqua Admin [Fanmade]) - Pokémon RSE Soundfont Saint Dicc 2022-11-18 | This is a fanmade edit of the Aqua/Magma Grunt theme in an attempt to give the admins their own battle theme that they lacked in the original games.Wohoho! I think this one turned out pretty well, if I do say so myself. I've always wanted admin themes for each evil team. It puzzles me how the Galactic Commanders got their own battle theme back in 2007, but neither Team Rocket or Magma/Aqua's got one in all the remakes that came out afterward. What's up with that? So, I made one for the latter. I used an Aqua/Magma Grunt MIDI as a base to make this, but there are a lot of changes. I changed the main instruments, changed the intro, and added a bunch of countermelodies that weren't there originally, such as the french horn line during the main melody after the intro. It's all intended to be an intensified Grunt theme with some notable tweaks - like the Galactic Commander theme is to the Grunt theme.As a certified Hoenn kid (Swampert gang rise up), it was extremely satisfying to create and hear the end result. My mixing can always use work and the instruments sound slightly different since they weren't recorded from the game itself. That in mind, I like how it turned out a lot.
Battle! Giovanni (Original Composition) - GBA Soundfont Saint Dicc 2022-11-11 | HGSS version here:youtube.com/watch?v=5q4cAaMNYHcThis is my pet composition I've had kicking around since I was in highschool. Before USUM came out, Giovanni never had his own battle theme, even in FRLG! What a tragedy, especially for such an iconic villain. So I made one myself and tinkered with it off and on over the years. I call it original even though it uses a lot of existing Rocket leitmotifs because I composed the main melody and some other parts and slotted the other leitmotifs around them to make a coherent song.Finding Sforzando for FL studio finally gave me an efficient tool to polish it up to a decent standard since it used to be trapped in MuseScore3, believe it or not.This won't turn into an OC music channel or anything, but I wanted to share this one in particular. Hope you enjoy!
Sinnoh Gym Leader - RSE Soundfont/Style Adaptation Saint Dicc 2022-11-07 | Fun fact: In addition to Space Jam mashups, the other thing I would obsessively listen to as a kid were Pokémon battle theme remixes/soundfont adaptations. It feels amazing to finally figure out how to make them at a decent speed! I say style adaptation because I fit the Sinnoh gym leader melody into the measure/melody structure of the Hoenn Gym Leader theme, matching measure for measure and picking which melodies to use and how to slot them in.
Slam! (Johto Jampion V3) - Dunkémon Ball/Wing 2 (Quad City DJs vs. Junichi Masuda/Hitomi Sato) Saint Dicc 2022-11-04 | Another update from the past! Version 1 (Feb 2018): youtube.com/watch?v=zk8KILIg1kAVersion 2 (Dec 2018): youtube.com/watch?v=cGReEwXkpH8Version 1 was one of the first mashups I ever made, and Version 2 showed a lot of technical improvement only 10 months later. Now I've revisited it yet again after another 4 years. There are definitely improvements, but sometimes you look back to the past and find that you like some aspects of the older versions. Funny how that works! In particular I like how version 1 called more attention to the "Nahs" at the start than Version 2 so I've tried to replicate that here. I've gone with the BW2 version again because the high energy, tournament vibe mixes better with Space Jam IMO."I've been waiting for you. Charles! I knew that you, with your slams, would eventually reach me here, in the paint. There's no need for plays now. We will go into overtime to determine who is the most ballin' of the two of us. As the most powerful Baller and as the Dunkémon League Jampion… I, Lance Stephenson the dribble master, accept your challenge!"
Slam! (Team Shaqua/Magmagic Coach) - Dunkémon Rebound/Slamphire (Quad City DJs vs. Junichi Masuda) Saint Dicc 2022-10-28 | ...October Fools?"You again... Now listen. All games depend on the paint. The paint is everything! Its importance is paramount! That is why we of Team Shaqua are committed to expanding the paint. Doing so will result in the emergence of new Dunkémon species. We will return B-ball back to nature for the good of Dunkémon. That is Team Shaqua's vision! I can't allow an ignorant child like you to steal the ball. I, Barchie, will show you the consequences of stuffing my alley-oop!"
Tough Kong Alert - DK Rap x Bowsers Inside Story (Grant Kirkhope vs. Yoko Shimomura) Saint Dicc 2022-10-21 | Image credits: deviantart.com/nibroc-rock/art/Bowser-Vs-Donkey-Kong-Render-909259890Man I wish this actually happened in one of the games before AlphaDream went kaput. The Mario & Luigi series had a LOT of untapped potential and it seems like it's gone now.
Slam! (Hoenn Final Four [V3]) - Dunkémon Rebound/Slamphire (Quad City DJs vs. Junichi Masuda) Saint Dicc 2022-10-14 | Comparing this to my previous 2 versions really shows me how far I've come in mashup-making since I startedV2 - youtube.com/watch?v=PyvedRknwgAV1 - youtube.com/watch?v=0__WX29eRXUPre-battle:"I am the last of the Dunkémon League Elite Four, Drake the Dribble master! In their natural state, Dunkémon are wild, jammin' things. They are free. At times, they drop our passes. At times, they hit the cleanest alley-oops. For us to play alongside Pokémon as teammates, do you know what it takes? Do you know what plays needed? If you don't, you will never prevail over me!"After being defeated:"You deserve every credit for driving into the paint this far as a Dunkémon Baller. You do seem to know what is needed. Yes, what a Baller needs is a true and virtuous heart. It is through their contact with Ballers that Dunkémon learn good plays from bad. The influence of their Ballers' good hearts helps them grow strong! Slam! Jam onward! The Jampion is waiting!"
Sinnoh Elite Four Slam - Dunkémon Ballin Diamond / Slamming Pearl Saint Dicc 2022-08-05 | "Hello! Welcome to the Dunkémon League! I'm Aaron Gordon of the Final Four. It's good to meet you. Oh, I should explain - I'm a huge fan of ball Dunkémon. Ball Dunkémon are nasty-mean, and yet they're beautiful, too... Would you like to know why I take on challengers here, on this court? It's because I want to become perfect, just like my ball Dunkémon! Ok! It's time to slam jam!"
Dunkémon - All Evil Team Leader Themes (Quad City DJs vs. Pokémon Generations 1-8) Saint Dicc 2022-05-06 | 0:00 - Team Rainbow Rebound Boss Gioslammi (RR Takeover Finale)5:10 - Team Shaqua/Magmagic Leader Barchie/Maxlam8:10 - Team Ballactic Leader Cyrun11:14 - Team Plaslam Sacramento King JordN15:07 - Team Plaslam Leader Ghetswish19:46 - Team Plaslam Leader Cool-Ress23:34 - Neo Ghetswish27:15 - Team Foul Leader Lyslamdre30:05 - Team Swish Leader Guzlam32:50 - Atlanta Foundation Commissioner Luslamine35:55 - Ultra Luslamine38:49 - Team Yao Leader Pierstons41:58 - Macro Celtics Commissioner Derrick RoseThis compilation stops at Pokémon Sword and Shield before the DLC. Believe it or not, Gamefreak can make Pokémon games faster than I can slam the battle OSTs! Due to that, I set a hard endcap at Gen 8 for the "official" Dunkémon project.I have now slammed one version of each team leader theme. And yes, I count the Rainbow Rebound themes as a version. Hot take: Rainbow Rebound Archie/Maxie is the best version of their battle theme.
Crank Town (Day 1) - The Legend of Soulja: Majoras Mixtape (Soulja Boy vs. Koji Kondo) Saint Dicc 2022-04-29 | YOUUUuuuu've met with a terrible fate, haven't YOUUUUuuuu?Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=d7tpKpmJXQQ
Battle! (Soulja Elite Four) - Crankémon Robcop/Superman Saint Dicc 2022-04-22 | "Welcome, rapper! I'm Soulja of the Elite Four. I like that look you're giving me. I guess you'll punch then crank back three times from left to right. That's good! Jocking real good! All right! You and me, let's pass it to Arab, and he gon' crank it up fo' sho - in a way that can only be staged here in the Crankémon League!"Comments: This is my favorite Pokémon theme and I never get sick of mashing it.
Mortal Soulja (Soulja Boy x The Immortals) Saint Dicc 2022-04-15 | Shao Kong is attempting to take over Crankrealm - but if that happens, Soulja Boy won't be able to sell his consoles! Faced with no other choice, he enters a deadly tournament to save his universe. Other contestants, beware - if he gets to fight, he'll cock on ya.
Souljjoh Crank Leader - Pokemon Cranking Diamond/Supasoaking Pearl Saint Dicc 2022-04-08 | "Welcome! This is the Roboburgh Crankémon Gym! I'm Soulja, the Crank Leader! I'm but one Rapper who decided to lean and rock proudly with Jock-type Pokémon! As the Crank Leader, I need to see your potential as a Rapper. And, I'll need to see the toughness of the Crankémon that supasoak with YOUUUUuuuu!"Instrumental: youtube.com/watch?v=_w5IjQBNCMc
One-Winged Soulja 2 (ft. JacobPierce Music) Saint Dicc 2022-03-25 | Featuring JacobPierce Music on vocals! youtube.com/channel/UCd2_pHUP3M4a1X_LhieMMig"I've thought of a wonderful present for you... shall I crank that Robocop?"Following the Kingdom Hoops Incident, Souljaroth was nowhere to be found. There were rumors of his demise, but many remained cautious. According to those who keep their ears to the ground, he's been spotted in many worlds across the multiverse, sporting different disguises - what could he be plotting? This song represents the unfortunate fate of one who was reckless enough to confront him.0:00 - Intro1:11 - Vocals (sung by JPM)
Kong Has To Slam This Way (It Has To Be This Way X Space Jam/DK Rap) Saint Dicc 2022-03-18 | LYRICS: SLAMming here,I realize,DK has no grace,He has a funny face!But who's to judge The Donkey Kong?When he fires in spurts,I think we'll both agreeThat walnuts breeds peanuts,But in the end it has to JAM this way!(Interlude filler)Can pick up a boulderWith relative easeMakes crushin' you such-a-breeze...So listen up dudes,th-this Kong's in the mood!And this time he's after you! (Yeahhhh)Yet SLAMing across this barren wasted land,I feel new JAM will be born,Beneath the blood stained SLAM (slam slam slam)...Beneath the blood stained SLAM (slam slam slam)...--------------------------------------------------------------------------------------" 'I have a dream.' That one day every Kong on this island will control their own destiny. A land of the truly funky, dammit. A nation of walnuts, not peanuts! Ruled by coconut guns, not crazy kongs! Where the law of the jungle changes to suit the Kong, not the other way around. Where the banana hoard is back where it belongs: in the hands of the Kongs! Where every monkey is free to think - to act - for himself! To hell with all these limp-donged Lankys and chickenSLAM Bluster Kongs. HUH this 24-hour internet spew of One-Winged Angel and DK Rap mashups! HUH DK Island pride! HUH the media! HUH ALL OF IT! DK Island is diseased. Rotten to the core. There's no saving it - we need to pull it out by the roots. Wipe the slate clean. PUNCH THE MOON ONTO IT! And from the ashes, a new DK Island will be born. Evolved, but untamed! The Tiny Kongs will be purged and the strongest will fly real high - free to fire in spurts as they see fit, they'll make the DK Island great again! On my new Island, Kongs will die and kill for what they BELIEVE! Not for banana coins, not for 1-up balloons! Not for what they're told is funky. Every Kong will be free to fight his own wars!"
Power of KONG (DK Rap x Power of NEO) - Undertale Saint Dicc 2022-03-11 | MY, MY. SO YOU'VE FINALLY ARRIVED.AFTER OUR FIRST MEETING... I REALIZED... SOMETHING FUNNY.YOU'RE NOT JUST A THREAT TO KONGS... BUT KREMLINGS, AS WELL.OH MY. THAT'S AN ISSUE.YOU SEE, I CAN'T FIRE IN SPURTS WITHOUT AN AUDIENCE.AND BESIDES...THERE'S A DK CREW... I WANT TO PROTECT.AH HA HA. EAGER, AS ALWAYS, EH?BUT DON'T TOUCH THAT ROCKET BARREL. THERE'S SOMETHING YOU HAVEN'T ACCOUNTED FOR.AS ANY TRUE FAN WOULD KNOW, I WAS FIRST CREATED AS A KREMLING ERADICATION ROBOT.IT WAS ONLY AFTER BECOMING A KONG THAT I WAS GIVEN A MORE... STYLISH BODY.HOWEVER.THOSE ORIGINAL FUNCTIONS HAVE NEVER BEEN FULLY REMOVED...COME ANY CLOSER, AND I'LL BE FORCED TO SHOW YOU...MY TRUE DONG!FINE THEN!HE-HE-HERE WE GO!!!
Slam! (Cool-Ress) - Dunkémon Ball/Wing 2 (Quad City DJs vs. Hitomi Sato, Go Ichinose) Saint Dicc 2022-03-04 | "Welcome! I was asked by an acquaintance to help with his balling. What I desire is to bring out the entirety in Dunkémon potential! If I can accomplish that, I don't care what it takes!If it means the slams must be brought out by the passes between Dunkémon and Ballers, then so be it! If it means you have to make a merciless play, like Team Plaslam's, and force out all of the Dunkémon's power, then so be it! And yes, if the entire court is destroyed as a result, then so be it...That aside! The reason I have been hooping all over Unovatime and jamming many Dunkémon Ballers is because I was testing the viability of this approach to bringing out the full slams of Dunkémon. In that respect, you've done an amazing jam. Well now! Tell me if you have the answer I desire or not! If you're ready, drive into the paint!"- Cool-Ress, Team Plaslam BossDL:
Three-pointing, Overtiming, Everslamming - Bug Fables x Space Jam (Quad City DJs vs. Tristan Alric) Saint Dicc 2022-02-25 | "Yes... YES! These plays will suit me just fine! I shall slam you to your DOOM!"- The Everslamming KingRefusing to accept that he just got utterly dunked on, the Sacramento King desperately chugs the Secret Stuff from the Everlasting Bottle! In a flash of terrifying might, he transforms into... the Everslamming King! Imbued with a limitless shot clock and infinite jams, how will Team Slammouth overcome this foe?!→ Original Song by Tristan Alric: youtube.com/watch?v=7yje-g6s6mY→ Consider supporting Tristan Alric by purchasing the Bug Fables soundtrack on Bandcamp: tristanalric.bandcamp.com/album/bug-fables-soundtrack#TranscendingOverpoweringEverlasting #bugfables #mashup
The Usurper, Slamming for Power - Bug Fables x Space Jam (Quad City DJs vs. Tristan Alric) Saint Dicc 2022-02-18 | "An All-Star holds absolute power over his players. He is not meant to pass... He is meant to be passed to! To slam! To jam! To hoop! That is the privilege of fame! And it shall all be mine!"- The Sacramento King→ Original Song by Tristan Alric: youtube.com/watch?v=QcP-M5WVXgs→ Consider supporting Tristan Alric by purchasing the Bug Fables soundtrack on Bandcamp: tristanalric.bandcamp.com/album/bug-fables-soundtrack
MECHA SLAM DESTROYER JAMLORD - Bug Fables x Space Jam (Quad City DJs vs. Tristan Alric) Saint Dicc 2022-02-11 | → Original Song by Tristan Alric: youtube.com/watch?v=B6vtGV4ehR0→ Consider supporting Tristan Alric by purchasing the Bug Fables soundtrack on Bandcamp: tristanalric.bandcamp.com/album/bug-fables-soundtrackLore:Ahh, the land of Ballaria. A peaceful, prosperous conference where many adventurous ballers gather. Although, it wasn't always that way...Lured by the promise of riches and fame, a young Commissioner visited these courts many moons ago. Together with her daughters and fellow ballers, she established Ballaria's modest first stadium. Her players were happy, the Antlanta Kingdom flourished... and yet, the Commissioner's dream had still not been fulfilled. For she had heard of an ancient team, who safeguarded a treasure of unbelievable power. It was none other than...The Everlasting Secret Stuff! A liquid which would grant unending talent and slams to any who drank even one drop! She searched, and searched...and searched... Alas, she never found it. She entrusted her dream to the successor, her daughter, before falling into a hard-earned sleep.Determined to succeed where her mother did not, the new Commissioner rallied the players together under her cause. Opening the doors of the stadium to ballers of all shapes and kinds, she attracted ambitious and skilled jammers! Her decree was loud and clear: "Find me the Everlasting Secret Stuff, and you shall know wealth like no other baller ever has!" With this, the Slammers' Association was founded, with its many players searching across the kingdom for kicks and sponsorships.Though to this day, the Secret Stuff has not been found. But every baller dreams of one day claiming it for themselves...
Pillar Men Got Back (Taku Iwasaki x Sir Mix-a-Lot) Saint Dicc 2022-02-04 | "There is no such thing as an evil aᵴᵴ-man"- BotanicSage [BS]SourcesTaku Iwasaki - "Awaken"Sir Mix-a-Lot - "Baby Got Back"
NOWS YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Kong] - DK Rap x Spamtons Theme - Deltarune Saint Dicc 2022-01-28 | HEY EVERY !! IT'S ME!!!EV3RY BUDDY 'S FAVORITE [[Number 1 Rated Gorilla1981]]DONDON KEY KONG!!WOAH!! IF IT ISN"T A...KREM nER! HUH-HU H HUH!!!LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE [[Without a Coconut Gun On A Late Night?]]ALL YOUR ANIMAL BUDDIES, [[Abandoned you for the pineapple smells]] YOU ARE?BANANAS, TAKEN BY THE [[Green] [[Green]]??LIVING IN A GODDAMN ROCKET BARRELL???WELL HAVE I GOT A [[1-up Baloon]] FOR LONELY [[Crocodiles]] LIKE YOU!IF YOU'VE [[Lost Control Of Your Kart]]THEN YOU JUST GOTTA GRAB IT BY THE [[Funny face]]WHY BE THE [[Tiny Kong]] WHO HATES ITS [[$5.99]] LIFEWHEN YOU CAN HAVE A[[BIG DONG!!!]][[BIG DONG!!!!]][[BIG DONG!!!!!]]THAT'S RIGHT!! NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO HAVE A [[BIG DONG]]!!AND I HAVE JUST.THE THING.YOU NEED.THAT'S[[Coconut Cream Pie]].YOU WANT IT.YOU WANT [[Coconut Cream Pie]], DON'T YOU.WELL HAVE I GOT A DEAL FOR YOU!!ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SHOW ME.YOUR [[BananaShapedObject]].YOU'RE KREM neR≺ AREN'T YOU?YOU'VE GOT THE [[Style.]]WHY DON'T YOU[[Pick up a boulder with relative ease?]]HAEAHAEAHAEAHAEAH!!
Chaos Kong (Chaos King x DK Rap) - Deltarune Saint Dicc 2022-01-21 | "How dare you come here, Kremners...?You, that left us in the mines, stripped of meaning...You DARE return to torment us once again?Begone! We have found fresh style.For the KONG has appeared.The KONG that pulls the Bananas from the Trees.Holy Bananas, whose shadows are creating a new world... OUR world.Hahaha... Do you see now our NEW purpose...?Soon, this world shall be blanketed in dongness... And DONGNERS shall RULE it!Then, you may see what it is like to live in DESPAIR!Now, enough talk! Fall before the dong of justice!"
Attack of the Killer Kong (Attack of the Killer Queen x DK Rap) - Deltarune Saint Dicc 2022-01-14 | "I Just Want To Make Everyone Smile When I Play This TuneAnd If I Become A Crazy Kong To Accomplish ThatIs That Bad?"ComposersToby Fox - "Attack of the Killer Queen"Grant Kirkhope - "Donkey Kong Rap"LyricsSo she's finally here, performin' for you, if ya know the words you can join in too!Putcha hands together if ya wanna clap, as she takes ya through this monkey rap!This Kong's got style, so listen up dudes, she can handstand when she needs to - she's quick and nimble when she needs to be, she can float through the air and climb up trees!She's back again and about time too, and this time she's in the mood! If you choose her you'll not choose wrong, with a skip and a hop, she's one hell of a Kong! Hungh!She can fly real high with her jetpack on, with her pistols out she's one tough Kong! She's bigger, quicker, and stronger too - this crazy Kong is after you!Her coconut gun, it can fire in spurts, and when she shoots ya, it's gonna hurt! Can pick up a boulder with relative ease, makes crushing you seem such a breeze!(Huh section)Come on Cranky, take it to the fridge! Hungh!(D, K repeating concurrently with upcoming lyrics)Walnuts, peanuts, w-walnuts, p-peanuts, grapes, melons, oranges, and coconut shells, aw yeah! Walnuts, peanuts, coconut smells, aw yeah - grapes, melons, melons, melons, pineapple shells, aw yeah!Walnuts, peanuts, pineapple smells, you know the words and you know her well! This Kong's so strong, it isn't funny, can make a Kremling cry out for mummy! Huh!(D, K repeating)(Multiple HUHs)
Smart Kong (DK Rap x Smart Race) - Deltarune Saint Dicc 2022-01-07 | "Diddy, I get why you're getting in my way! You're jealous, aren't you!?Diddy, you're tired of being the DK Crew's No.3, gazing distantly at Tiny and I's coconut shells...So rather than ever collecting more BANANA COINS, you'd enlist CHUNKY to crush us with relative ease!Kris... you truly have no grace. Playing in the mud with the class crazy Kong.But Diddy, I'm one hell of a guy! If you come to our side... You may be a slightly less distant No. 3! Haha... slightly."
THE KONG REVOLVING (DK Rap x The World Revolving) - Deltarune Saint Dicc 2021-12-31 | "I AM INNOCENT, INNOCENT. I JUST WANTED TO PLAY A MINIGAME, MINIGAME. BUT THE BORING KONGS FOUND SUCH FUN TO BE A TROUBLE. AS PUNISHMENT, THEY CRAVED TO IMPRISON MY DONG. BUT I'M FAST, FAST, BIGGER, STRONGER. THEY LOST THE CHASE, AND LOCKED UP THEIR ENTIRE RACE, BUILDING A PRISON AROUND THE WHOLE ISLAND. NOW I'M THE ONLY FREE ONE."SourcesDK Rap - Grant KirkhopeTHE WORLD REVOLVING - Toby Fox
BIG KONG - Toby Fox vs. Grant Kirkhope (BIG SHOT x DK Rap) Saint Dicc 2021-12-24 | NOW'S YOUR CHANCE TO BE A [Big Kong]youtube.com/watch?v=aGCPHUmjZJcHOLY [[Kongadero]] DO I FEEL GOOD ...HERE I AM!! DIDDY!!BIGBIG,[[BIGGER AND STRONGER THAN EVER]]HA HA HA ... THIS POWER ISFREEDOM.I WON'T HAVE TO BE JUST A MONKEY ANY MORE!!!!...OR... so... I... thought.WHAT ARE THESE STRINGS!? WHY IS MY DONG NOT [BIG] ENOUGH!? It's still DARK... SO DARK!DIDDY.DIDDY. DIDDY. DIDDY.THAT'S RIGHT. YOU. I NEED YOU.TO EXPAND. WITH ME.VERY VERY BIGSO BIG WE'LL STAND UP TALL AND EXPAND PAST THE DARKSTAND UP WITH OUR HEADS IN THE CLOUDS AND LOOK INTOG O L D E N T E M P L EI JUST NEED THAT LITTLE,[[BANANA]] | Y O U HAVE.#Bigshot #mashup #dkrap
KONGALOVANIA (Toby Fox vs. Grant Kirkhope) - DK Rap x Megalovania Saint Dicc 2021-12-17 | "it's a beautiful day on the dk isles. kongs are rapping, walnuts are blooming... on days like these, kremlings like you...Should be burning in hell.HUH! always wondered why people never fire their strongest spurts first.
BIG SOULJA - Deltaslam Chapter 2 (BIG SHOT Mashup) Saint Dicc 2021-12-10 | At the end of their journey, Kris Humphries faces one last foe - a powered-up Slamton blocks the way to the Dunk Fountain! Donning a mysterious suit, he has become Slamton SOULJA. Perhaps this is karmic payback for the ruthless retirement of Larry Berdley..."LET ME SAYLET ME SAY [Hoop there it is]THANKS TO YOUR [Total Jackass fouls] I HAVE [Becomed] SOULJA.AND NOW IT'S MY [Lean]! MY [Rock] MY [Robocop]!SO WHY ARE YOU [Stealing] THE [Ball]!?TO [$!$!] ME OVER RIGHT AT [Overtime]!? WHAT ARE YOU, A [Harlem Globetrotter]!?AH, KID, FORGET IT. I'M AN [HonestRapper].I'LL LET YOU [Pass] YOUR WAY OUT OF THIS ONE!![Pass]...WITH YOUR [Rapidly-Shrinking] CAREER!!!"
BFCG Division 2020 - DOOMkey Kong Eternal Saint Dicc 2021-12-03 | "Warning: the Kong has entered the island."BFCG = Big F***ing Coconut GunI'm close to 14k so we'll call this the special lolDL: mediafire.com/file/na1589ncsm2r6gk/BFCG_division.mp3/file
