Duolingo sentences are madness Matt Rose 2022-07-14 | Whilst I sourced some of these myself, a big ol thanks for the help from Twitter @DuolingoStrange for the rest. I don't know how that Twitter user's sanity is robust enough to look through these crazy phrases every goddamn day, good luck to em.
Old people mistaking Facebook for Google Matt Rose 2024-10-03 | Less of a brReRrRmmR more babadabRRRRauuunngggh though.
When Kids Have Imaginary Friends 💀 Matt Rose 2024-09-30 | Imagine this: my phone still smells of old milk, Boney Akiki head emoji
Spotify Playlists that form funny little stories Matt Rose 2024-09-23 | Hello - Adele, skull emoji - Jarrod Jabonillo, Warriors - Imagine Dragons, You Might Have Noticed - The Academy Is..., Subscriber - Nikandra Zhukova, Numbers - TEMPOREX, Almost - Hozier, 1,000,000 - Nine Inch Nails, So Help Me - Ethel Stinson, Get There - Bôa, If You Want To - beabadoobee, Cheers (Drink To That) - Rihanna
Coconut Hitting Person’s Head noise 💀 Matt’s Sound Effect Masterclass Matt Rose 2024-09-19 | I don't think it'll let me do a clickable link so it's tiktok.com/t/ZGeEVTK6E if you can be bothered to copy paste that or just search @ itsmattrose on TikTok to witness this noise in action!
Texting while high on Sleep Meds Matt Rose 2024-09-16 | Who needs Ambien to drift off?? Just listen to a 4-hour Matt Rose compilation perhaps with some of the screaming edited out!
Coworkers can be Idiots Matt Rose 2024-09-12 | Girl I used to sit next to at work was absolutely lovely but thought there were 126 weeks in a year and that donkeys were fictional 💀
Terribly Truncated Titles Matt Rose 2024-09-09 | First one to spot the continuity blunder in this video gets pinned! SKUUU...
Predictive Text tries writing smooth pickup lines Matt Rose 2024-09-02 | A millennia ago it would have been courteous to scatter oats across an inn floor, these days it gets you in trouble smh
Stupidest reasons people have called 911 / 999 Matt Rose 2024-08-19 | Thoughts and prayers with Cheetos Kid, Xbox Boy & The Mittless Lasagna Chef.
Playing 2 Truths, 1 Lie against Emerald Chat (the new Omegle) Matt Rose 2024-08-08 | I always imagined myself as a good detective as I thought it was just lots of scowling and guzzling scotch. Turns out, tricky!
Dont fall Asleep on your Phone Matt Rose 2024-07-22 | Forget testing yourself by running a marathon, try recording this hungover on the hottest day of the year.
AI tries making School Yearbooks Matt Rose 2024-07-15 | There's enough 'Funny Yearbook Quotes' content out there already. Enjoy a Spub, Clump & Snake Licker instead.
How to blow a Job Interview Matt Rose 2024-07-08 | When applying for a job feel free to list me Matt Rose as a reference and I will inform any employer that you're more affable & hard-working than Christ and Edison combined. "They're a modern-day Credison!" I'll yell passionately. "Don't hire them at your peril skullllemmojiiiii!"
Thats a Good Band Name Matt Rose 2024-07-01 | Reeeally wish I was laid in a field somewhere, cider in hand, watching Box of Penguins right now.
Crazy Lion Story Matt Rose 2024-06-28 | You broke me down. I hope you're full of pride #crazy #lion #story
What noise do THESE things make? Matt Rose 2024-06-27 | Ain't no other Reddit reading channel exploding stuff through megaphones with magnets in their mouth.
T-Shirt Translation Trouble TWO Matt Rose 2024-06-24 | To get a skullllemmmoojiiiii over your heart head IMMEDIATELY to everpress.com/MattRose
InspiroBot, where AI tries making Motivational Quotes Matt Rose 2024-06-20 | Be careful not to be TOO much of an entertaining, alive winner-type though as I gashed my foot open on a rock diving off that waste disposal pipe nabblyyyemojiiii
50 more stories of Customer Service Brainrot Matt Rose 2024-06-17 | Someone took a 💩 on the floor at my old office job once and we never found out who did it.
More from that one kid at school who lied all the time Matt Rose 2024-06-10 | James I saw you get that scar falling off a bench, stop telling people it was from mountaineering.
r/AskOuija: P A R T T W O O O O Matt Rose 2024-06-03 | Sorry but rye bread can get straight in the bin.
Google AIs Insane Answers Matt Rose 2024-05-30 | Little fact I learned recording this: if you say "Google AI" too many times it starts sounding like "googly eye" and you can't unhear it.
The noise that these things make Matt Rose 2024-05-27 | Don't cry because it's over, groan because it happened!Big thanks to AceEnderman and HakariWasntFake on Twitter for bringing this post to my attention.
Tired people making mistakes cos theyre real tired Matt Rose 2024-05-20 | But seriously though GET ME ON TASKMASTER
Strange things total strangers have come up and said Matt Rose 2024-05-13 | We are rapidly approaching the month of June which means it's SEQUELATHON time, do let me know in the comments what video you feel deserves a part 2!
Video Games made up in Peoples Dreams Matt Rose 2024-04-29 | Hope everyone out there is having a great day :) apart from you Splurmpy.
Depop Drama Matt Rose 2024-04-22 | Plenty to enjoy in this video:Nudity? Tasteful.Bull? Pit.Emojiiis? Skullll.
Type Matt Rose and let autocorrect finish the sentence Matt Rose 2024-04-15 | Big thanks to everyone who contributed to this! Apologies if you were disappointed that yours wasn't featured; what can I say, I'm an absolute beast who's not to be trusted, now if you'll excuse me I'm off to the ramen shop.
AI tries to write step-by-step guides for everyday tasks Matt Rose 2024-03-25 | Please say a great cheery hello to our new cast member, Nathan!! Oh wait forget it he's dead 💀
Terribly Translated Toys Matt Rose 2024-03-18 | Any criticisms of this video please direct towards that goddamned Amy Nonuse.
Tweets that People Wrote in their Dreams Matt Rose 2024-03-11 | Three bits of advice to heed in any dream: Don't try to run. Don't trust a toilet. Don't tweet.
Parents cant spell (You Laugh, You Lose) Matt Rose 2024-02-26 | For all your Matt Rose 💀 merch it's everpress.com/MattRose !
r/AskOuija where they talk one LETTER at a time Matt Rose 2024-02-12 | As always, thanks for Dougatching!
People finding cursed stuff they wrote as kids Matt Rose 2024-02-05 | My two favourite things to do on holiday are eat eyeballs and rest with women.
Naughty Cats of the Week Matt Rose 2024-01-25 | Murray, when you bring me out, can you introduce me as Porkchop?
Customer Service Brainrot Matt Rose 2024-01-15 | Genuinely had to leave my mic in rice to dry after this.
