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LYRICS: little bug What’s the rush Don’t grow too fast please The world is nasty Hollywood is Hollyweird Psychopaths be psychopathing When 14 looks 21 Predators have lots of fun
so be careful of
The lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most So beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Little dove You’re not missing much People are jaded It’s overrated
Chelsea please (Chelsea please) Don’t grow up Trust me you’ll hate it The world is dangerous
When you stay Out past 1 All the wolves Come out for lunch
the lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most Beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes Oh Oh
But here’s the thing...
I, myself am dressed up like a sheep You might see me smile, but you’ll never see my teeth You’ve been hunting her, but I’ve been hunting too and if you touch her, I’ll kill you. Did I stutter? I’ll fucking kill you The lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most Beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes Oh Oh Little bug never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
LYRICS: jelly beans stress me out because one time I bit into one that looked like cola but it tasted more like shit
and if jelly beans stress me out how the hell am i supposed make friends when every time I trust someone they fuck me in the end I’m boutta clear my history You’re all dead to me These NPCs mean nothin Stay inside Hide your kids Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
All my life I thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips I also thought my best friend Wouldn’t be the one talking shit And if bags of chips stress me out How the hell am I supposed to find love
I’d rather be paranoid and numb Than dumb
I’m boutta clear my history You’re all dead to me These NPCs mean nothin Stay inside Hide your kids Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes I don’t trust it
Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes I don’t trust it
Everybody lies Everybody lies Everybody lies I call bullshit Lock your doors Stay inside Hide your kids and hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
LYRICS: When I moved to Hollywood Everybody looked so cool Celebrities and parties Gucci belts infinity pools
But I suffer from depression and I don’t have many friends I don’t fit in with influencers I have existential dread When I start to panic And the Prozac doesn’t help I think about Big Daddy And I ask myself
What would Adam Sandler do (do) What would Adam Sandler wear (wear) If I was Adam Sandler too (too) I’d wear flip flops everywhere (where)
What would Zohan do Billy Madison is lit Mr. Deeds is such a good dude Happy Gilmore just don’t give a shit
He’s a father, he’s a gangster, he’s a crocstar, he’s a gambler He’s my hero, he’s got rizz He has zero fucks to give He’s just like us. In Adam Sandler we trust.
LYRICS: Cupid, I got a bone to pick You sick little bastard You master of disaster I’m a wreck
Every time I look into those Neptune eyes The earth falls off its axis and my universe collapses
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me My heart is melting I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first Stupid Cupid I should have shot you first
Cupid, I’ll make you pay for this You sick little sadist You knew where you were aiming
And it feels like The ground is paper thin When he grabs my face it’s Like my lungs are gonna cave in
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me My heart is melting I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you…
Stupid Cupid You did me so dirty You showed no mercy I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you first
LYRICS: You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control... But Barbara, we both know that’s not how Jesus rolls. You’re yelling at other peoples’ kids in the comments section freaking out But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?
You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd.
You spend so much time on Facebook you can’t see what’s in your face... If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate You might notice that your husband’s been out with the boys for days Don’t worry Barbara, I’m sure he isn’t gay.
LYRICS: When my bones are in the ground Crumble up my eulogy Flush it down the shitter And pour 1 out for me Pour 1 out for me Or 2 or even 3 When I die, nobody cry Just pour one out for me
When they put me 6 feet under Pop that jimmy beam Smoke a J And shout hurray And party hard for me
Pour one out for me Pour one out for me I want everyone To get fucked up And pour one out for me
I hate formaldehyde Save your suit and tie My dying wish is That my bitches Chug a Smirnoff ice
So get down on one knee And pour one out for me My cousin is a drug dealer He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me Or 2 or 23 Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio That sounds fucking beautiful Just pour one out for me
LYRICS: I don’t wanna break her little heart But I know his dirty little secret Would she believe me, or would she believe him He’s really good at keeping us apart He’s really good at making me the villain He knows I see him. Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad He’s Superbad for her
He’s telling her that she’s the only one Tell me how to tell her how to leave him. She doesn’t need him If someone that you loved was so in love But you knew a dirty little secret
Would you keep it?
Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad He’s Superbad for her
Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and
She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
LYRICS: This is the girl I babysit Hi I’m Chelsea and I’m the shit (Chelsea) Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I’m honest But she won’t tell my parents cuz I made her promise So we’re up past her bedtime writing a song To talk about the things we don’t tell her mom My bed time’s at 9pm It is currently 2AM Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner We both know you don’t eat dinner I text my boyfriend on my iPad I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies Which wasn’t true and her parents might sue me I’ve seen boobies before (Hey I’m home) Bed. Now.
LYRICS: Who invited the demon Which one of you brought it here Who let it inside Can we put it outside There’s something wrong with Steven He’s acting really weird Like he’s possessed He’s hypnotized
Mom come pick me up The new girl is a snake But everyone likes her And they think I’m insane
She’s got her teeth in Jessica But I know this bitch is fake cuz I can smell a liar From a mile away
I never trusted it I never trusted it I fucking told you all But none of you listened
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Who invited mafia Which one of you brought the rat Did anyone see that How did nobody see that
Guys, I swear to God I think this is a trap Doesn’t anyone see it? The hot sociopath
I never trusted it I never trusted it I fucking told you all But none of you listened
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody say wake up Get down Back up Freak out Wake up Get down
Now everybody say Bitch get out
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
LYRICS: I bumped into your brother at our bar he told me you were back in town But you haven’t reached out He said you got the job in echo park and that you met somebody else That’s when I broke down
It’s only been 4 months Since you told your parents I’m the one You said it Don’t lie, you said it Something don’t add up Cuz I’m dying and you’re happy God the math just isn’t mathing I don’t get it How dare you Act like nothing happened How dare you Move on
The audacity To show up to the party With my fucking carbon copy On your arm She’s wearing my t-shirt While I’m still wearing yours How dare you Love her more
I find it kinda heartless how you got a new apartment and she sleeps In the bed I bought
I hate you and I hate her but I know I shouldn’t blame her just cuz she’s Everything I’m not
Something don’t add up Cuz I’m dying and you’re happy God the math just isn’t mathing I don’t get it
How dare you Act like nothing happened How dare you Move on
The audacity To show up to the party With my fucking carbon copy On your arm She’s wearing my t-shirt While I’m still wearing yours How dare you Love her more
What does she have That I don’t have How could you Not want me back
How dare you Act like nothing happened How dare you move on
The audacity To show up to the party With my fucking carbon copy On your arm She’s wearing my t-shirt While I’m still wearing yours How dare you Love her more
LYRICS: You told me I was 18 going on 35 You made me feel like the smartest human alive I thought I was clever but, were you clever..er You said you never fell in love like you did with me You paid for all the hotels I paid for fake ID’s To spend the last 10 years Tryna piece it together
I went to therapy Religiously I never sleep I made my brother promise me he’d let you live and I guess I could forgive... But I choose violence I choose war For all the little girls That should be warned
I could choose silence But what for You took my innocence Now I’ll take yours So I choose violence And I might die trying
Now you’re prolly her world And she won’t understand That all you need is a girl To feel like a man Tell your friends she’s a friend At your hometown dive But when you were 13 She wasn’t alive and by the time you were 18 Well, that girl was 5 You had a teaching degree While she was learning how to drive And you’ll make her feel safe Like you made me feel safe Like oh my god you’re so mature for your age Except she’s not your age so
So I choose violence I choose war For all the little girls That should be warned
I could choose silence But what for You took my innocence Now I’ll take yours
And you’ll choose hiding At 44 In your mothers house And she’ll guard the door But I’ll choose anger I’ll choose rage When I build an army Of girls half your age We’ll all choose violence We’ll all choose war And every little girl
Will be warned
We won’t choose silence Not anymore You took our innocence Now we’ll take yours So I choose violence And I maybe I’ll die trying
LYRICS: if you’re happy someone went behind your back and cheated on you with another snack but you never did the dirty so you didn’t have to worry when you found out later that they got the (clap clap) if you’re happy that your gut was speaking facts and it told you not to do it. it’s a trap so you said I’ll see ya later rather be a masterbater then you heard the alligator had the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that you kept it in your pants cuz someone that you liked had other plans don't be sad you didn’t pull it just be glad you dodged a bullet You never got the (clap) so clap your hands (clap clap)
LYRICS: I can’t believe you let me get married When you made me pinky swear That you were my true love The one who braids my hair You moved me into an apartment You assembled all my chairs But dinner’s not the same When you’re not there
The hardest part of growing up Is watching time take everyone you love But I won’t let it No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp Daddy please don’t break my heart and Stay, don’t go. You’re too young far too young to be old.
Now you go to bed early And your hair is mostly grey I let you tell the same story That you told me yesterday
You walked me down the aisle then You gave me away Maybe I’m in denial But I’m so afraid
The hardest part of growing up Is watching time take everyone you love But I won’t let it No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp Daddy please don’t break my heart and Stay, don’t go. You’re too young far too young to be…
How could you let me get married I thought we pinky swore You’ll always be my first love
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused and I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp I’m not ready for this part
Stay, don’t go. You’re too young Far too young to be old.
LYRICS: When I moved to Hollywood Everybody looked so cool Celebrities and parties Gucci belts infinity pools
But I suffer from depression and I don’t have many friends I don’t fit in with influencers I have existential dread When I start to panic And the Prozac doesn’t help I think about Big Daddy And I ask myself
What would Adam Sandler do (do) What would Adam Sandler wear (wear) If I was Adam Sandler too (too) I’d wear flip flops everywhere (where)
What would Zohan do Billy Madison is lit Mr. Deeds is such a good dude Happy Gilmore just don’t give a shit
He’s a father, he’s a gangster, he’s a crocstar, he’s a gambler He’s my hero, he’s got rizz He has zero fucks to give He’s just like us. In Adam Sandler we trust.
LYRICS: little bug What’s the rush Don’t grow too fast please The world is nasty Hollywood is Hollyweird Psychopaths be psychopathing When 14 looks 21 Predators have lots of fun
so be careful of
The lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most So beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
Little dove You’re not missing much People are jaded It’s overrated
Chelsea please (Chelsea please) Don’t grow up Trust me you’ll hate it The world is dangerous
When you stay Out past 1 All the wolves Come out for lunch
the lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most Beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes Oh Oh
But here’s the thing...
I, myself am dressed up like a sheep You might see me smile, but you’ll never see my teeth You’ve been hunting her, but I’ve been hunting too and if you touch her, I’ll kill you. Did I stutter? I’ll fucking kill you The lions and the tigers and the bears The liars and the creeps will pretend to care The monsters are the ones you’ll trust the most Beware of all the bull shit and never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes Oh Oh Little bug never trust a wolf in sheep’s clothes
LYRICS: I wanna come home to roses And dirty little notes on post-it’s And when my hair starts turning grey He’ll say I’m like a fine wine, better with age. I guess I learned it from my parents That true love starts with friendship A kiss on the forehead, a date night Fake an apology after a fight
I need a man Who’s patient and kind Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance In the living room like We’re 18 at senior prom and grow —old with someone Who makes me feel young I need a man who loves me Like my father loves my mom
I wanna road trip in the summers I wanna make fun of each other I wanna rock out to Billy Joel And flip our kids off when they call us old
He’ll accidentally burn our dinner And let me be the scrabble winner And when my body changes shapes He’ll say oh my god you look hot today
I need a man Who’s patient and kind Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance In the living room like We’re 18 at senior prom and grow old with someone Who makes me feel young I need a man who loves me Like my father loves my mom
And if he lives up to my father Maybe he can teach our daughter What it takes to love a queen She should know she’s royalty
I need a man Who’s patient and kind Gets out of the car and holds the door
I wanna slow dance In the living room like We’re 18 at senior prom and grow —old with someone Who makes me feel young I need a man who loves me Like my father loves my mom
I need a man who loves me Like my father loves my mom
LYRICS: if you’re happy someone went behind your back and cheated on you with another snack but you never did the dirty so you didn’t have to worry when you found out later that they got the (clap clap) if you’re happy that your gut was speaking facts and it told you not to do it. it’s a trap so you said I’ll see ya later rather be a masterbater then you heard the alligator had the (clap clap)
if you’re happy that you kept it in your pants cuz someone that you liked had other plans don't be sad you didn’t pull it just be glad you dodged a bullet You never got the (clap) so clap your hands (clap clap)
LYRICS: I can’t believe you let me get married When you made me pinky swear That you were my true love The one who braids my hair You moved me into an apartment You assembled all my chairs But dinner’s not the same When you’re not there
The hardest part of growing up Is watching time take everyone you love But I won’t let it No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp Daddy please don’t break my heart and Stay, don’t go. You’re too young far too young to be old.
Now you go to bed early And your hair is mostly grey I let you tell the same story That you told me yesterday
You walked me down the aisle then You gave me away Maybe I’m in denial But I’m so afraid
The hardest part of growing up Is watching time take everyone you love But I won’t let it No I won’t accept it
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp Daddy please don’t break my heart and Stay, don’t go. You’re too young far too young to be…
How could you let me get married I thought we pinky swore You’ll always be my first love
You’re too young to be old You’re too fast to be slow You’re too wise to be confused and I can’t do this on my own Your lungs are strong, your mind is sharp I’m not ready for this part
Stay, don’t go. You’re too young Far too young to be old.
LYRICS: This is the girl I babysit Hi I’m Chelsea and I’m the shit (Chelsea) Chelsea breaks a lot of rules if I’m honest But she won’t tell my parents cuz I made her promise So we’re up past her bedtime writing a song To talk about the things we don’t tell her mom My bed time’s at 9pm It is currently 2AM Sometimes I eat dessert before dinner We both know you don’t eat dinner I text my boyfriend on my iPad I’m gonna pretend I didn’t hear that I told her I was allowed to watch Rated R movies Which wasn’t true and her parents might sue me I’ve seen boobies before (Hey I’m home) Bed. Now.
LYRICS: I don’t wanna break her little heart But I know his dirty little secret Would she believe me, or would she believe him He’s really good at keeping us apart He’s really good at making me the villain He knows I see him. Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad He’s Superbad for her
He’s telling her that she’s the only one Tell me how to tell her how to leave him. She doesn’t need him If someone that you loved was so in love But you knew a dirty little secret
Would you keep it?
Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
I’m super sad He’s Superbad for her
Can somebody tell me how To break your best friends heart if I don’t tell her Who’s gonna tell her
He’s Superbad For her This will end badly and
She will get hurt she’s super madly in love
He’ll cheat on her and then he’ll kill the messenger
LYRICS: Who invited the demon Which one of you brought it here Who let it inside Can we put it outside There’s something wrong with Steven He’s acting really weird Like he’s possessed He’s hypnotized
Mom come pick me up The new girl is a snake But everyone likes her And they think I’m insane
She’s got her teeth in Jessica But I know this bitch is fake cuz I can smell a liar From a mile away
I never trusted it I never trusted it I fucking told you all But none of you listened
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Who invited mafia Which one of you brought the rat Did anyone see that How did nobody see that
Guys, I swear to God I think this is a trap Doesn’t anyone see it? The hot sociopath
I never trusted it I never trusted it I fucking told you all But none of you listened
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
Everybody say wake up Get down Back up Freak out Wake up Get down
Now everybody say Bitch get out
Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake Everybody back up Everybody get down
Because I’m telling you, I’m telling you, the new girl is a clown I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it I never trusted it Everybody wake up There’s been a mistake You guys, I’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’m telling you I’m telling you, I’m telling you the new girl is a snake
LYRICS: jelly beans stress me out because one time I bit into one that looked like cola but it tasted more like shit
and if jelly beans stress me out how the hell am i supposed make friends when every time I trust someone they fuck me in the end I’m boutta clear my history You’re all dead to me These NPCs mean nothin Stay inside Hide your kids Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
All my life I thought air was free Until I bought a bag of chips I also thought my best friend Wouldn’t be the one talking shit And if bags of chips stress me out How the hell am I supposed to find love
I’d rather be paranoid and numb Than dumb
I’m boutta clear my history You’re all dead to me These NPCs mean nothin Stay inside Hide your kids Hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes I don’t trust it
Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes Look me in the eyes I don’t trust it
Everybody lies Everybody lies Everybody lies I call bullshit Lock your doors Stay inside Hide your kids and hide your wife
Welcome to the purge Everybody’s cut You and you and her I’m over it. You’re done Welcome to the purge No one’s safe and Everybody’s cut
LYRICS: Cupid, I got a bone to pick You sick little bastard You master of disaster I’m a wreck
Every time I look into those Neptune eyes The earth falls off its axis and my universe collapses
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me My heart is melting I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first Stupid Cupid I should have shot you first
Cupid, I’ll make you pay for this You sick little sadist You knew where you were aiming
And it feels like The ground is paper thin When he grabs my face it’s Like my lungs are gonna cave in
Stupid Cupid, look what you did to me My heart is melting I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first
Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you…
Stupid Cupid You did me so dirty You showed no mercy I never knew I could love something so much that it hurts Oh Cupid, I should have shot you first Stupid Cupid, I should have shot you first
LYRICS: You hone in on every sin except the ones in your control... But Barbara, we both know that’s not how Jesus rolls. You’re yelling at other peoples’ kids in the comments section freaking out But Barbara, do you know where your kids are right now?
You spend every waking hour on your laptop playing God But Barbara, oh Barbara even God thinks this is odd.
You spend so much time on Facebook you can’t see what’s in your face... If you came up for air and took a rage break from the hate You might notice that your husband’s been out with the boys for days Don’t worry Barbara, I’m sure he isn’t gay.
LYRICS: You told me I was 18 going on 35 You made me feel like the smartest human alive I thought I was clever but, were you clever..er You said you never fell in love like you did with me You paid for all the hotels I paid for fake ID’s To spend the last 10 years Tryna piece it together
I went to therapy Religiously I never sleep I made my brother promise me he’d let you live and I guess I could forgive... But I choose violence I choose war For all the little girls That should be warned
I could choose silence But what for You took my innocence Now I’ll take yours So I choose violence And I might die trying
Now you’re prolly her world And she won’t understand That all you need is a girl To feel like a man Tell your friends she’s a friend At your hometown dive But when you were 13 She wasn’t alive and by the time you were 18 Well, that girl was 5 You had a teaching degree While she was learning how to drive And you’ll make her feel safe Like you made me feel safe Like oh my god you’re so mature for your age Except she’s not your age so
So I choose violence I choose war For all the little girls That should be warned
I could choose silence But what for You took my innocence Now I’ll take yours
And you’ll choose hiding At 44 In your mothers house And she’ll guard the door But I’ll choose anger I’ll choose rage When I build an army Of girls half your age We’ll all choose violence We’ll all choose war And every little girl
Will be warned
We won’t choose silence Not anymore You took our innocence Now we’ll take yours So I choose violence And I maybe I’ll die trying
LYRICS: When my bones are in the ground Crumble up my eulogy Flush it down the shitter And pour 1 out for me Pour 1 out for me Or 2 or even 3 When I die, nobody cry Just pour one out for me
When they put me 6 feet under Pop that jimmy beam Smoke a J And shout hurray And party hard for me
Pour one out for me Pour one out for me I want everyone To get fucked up And pour one out for me
I hate formaldehyde Save your suit and tie My dying wish is That my bitches Chug a Smirnoff ice
So get down on one knee And pour one out for me My cousin is a drug dealer He’ll get you high for free
Pour one out for me Or 2 or 23 Put the fun in funeral
Throw up your Don Julio That sounds fucking beautiful Just pour one out for me
jax.lnk.to/DearJoeChandelier from the Housekeepers POV @siaJAX2024-06-05 | A little throwback video :) @siaI just got Trina VegadJAX2024-05-28 | I just got Trina Vega'd @DaniellaMonet @djomusic887Showing my Dad a song called How Dare YouJAX2024-05-21 | He was ready to throw handsJAX - zombieland ft. HARDY (Official Lyric Video)JAX2024-05-17 | Download/Stream 'ZOMBIELAND' : https://JAX.lnk.to/zombielandAY
LYRICS: When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker Punched me in the gut then he shoved in a locker One day I’ll be wearing me an ear to ear grin When he’s banging on the door screaming LET ME IN
My ex best friend, let’s call her Regina Talked a lot trash about me back in middle school theater soooo… when she’s beggin for the Aquafina in my freezer imma feed her to the dead and then think I’ll watch em eat her cause
You shoulda never fucked with my boy You shoulda never fucked with my girl You’re all outta luck cuz you’re about be so fucked at the end of the world
I can’t wait for the apocalypse Cuz I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me vs all these brain dead NPCs When the bots we created and the aliens invade It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes Bring on the floods I ain’t afraid of nothing Because
Darling we’ll be just fine With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing When the Walmarts hit the fan While everyone is walking dead We’ll run Zombieland
I feel bad for your ex girlfriend This bunkers full. sorry, Kate. I feel bad for your ex boyfriend I think his name was Zombie Bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone Cuz imma save the dog but the bitch is on her own I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart Cuz there’s only room for 2 on this arc
I’ll be on my I am legend shit You’ll be the Will to my Smith You’re the Smith to my Wesson on my hip On my arm you’re the arma to my gedddon I don’t know what everybody’s dreading
I can’t wait for the apocalypse Cuz I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me vs all these brain dead NPCs When the bots we created and the aliens invade It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes Bring on the floods I ain’t afraid of nothing Because
Darling we’ll be just fine With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing When the Walmarts hit the fan While everyone is walking dead We’ll run Zombieland
Follow Jax tiktok.com/@jaxwritessongs facebook.com/JAXOfficialx instagram.com/jax twitter.com/JaxWait for the end.. @OfficialSamRyder or Freddie Mercury?JAX2024-05-15 | Wait for the end.. @OfficialSamRyder or Freddie Mercury?From Romeos POV Taylor SwiftJAX2024-05-13 | From Romeo's POV Taylor SwiftFrom a Gingers Perspective Pt 2 featuring Ginger Legend @patrickrenna and my Husband.JAX2024-05-11 | From a Ginger's Perspective Pt 2 featuring Ginger Legend @patrickrenna and my Husband. #gingerpowerwho has a better secret handshake? @HARDYmusic 🤝🧟♀️🧟JAX2024-05-07 | who has a better secret handshake? @HARDYmusic 🤝🧟♀️🧟 we wrote a song called ZOMBIELAND and it’s out now! jax.lnk.to/zombielandAYJAX - zombieland ft. HARDY (Official Audio)JAX2024-05-03 | Download/Stream 'ZOMBIELAND' : https://JAX.lnk.to/zombielandAY
LYRICS: When I was in the fifth grade a kid named Walker Punched me in the gut then he shoved in a locker One day I’ll be wearing me an ear to ear grin When he’s banging on the door screaming LET ME IN
My ex best friend, let’s call her Regina Talked a lot trash about me back in middle school theater soooo… when she’s beggin for the Aquafina in my freezer imma feed her to the dead and then think I’ll watch em eat her cause
You shoulda never fucked with my boy You shoulda never fucked with my girl You’re all outta luck cuz you’re about be so fucked at the end of the world
I can’t wait for the apocalypse Cuz I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me vs all these brain dead NPCs When the bots we created and the aliens invade It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes Bring on the floods I ain’t afraid of nothing Because
Darling we’ll be just fine With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing When the Walmarts hit the fan While everyone is walking dead We’ll run Zombieland
I feel bad for your ex girlfriend This bunkers full. sorry, Kate. I feel bad for your ex boyfriend I think his name was Zombie Bait
I feel bad for the girl who left you all alone Cuz imma save the dog but the bitch is on her own I feel bad for the dude who broke your heart Cuz there’s only room for 2 on this arc
I’ll be on my I am legend shit You’ll be the Will to my Smith You’re the Smith to my Wesson on my hip On my arm you’re the arma to my gedddon I don’t know what everybody’s dreading
I can’t wait for the apocalypse Cuz I know we survive Doomsday sounds ridiculously Fun when we’re the only ones alive
Baby it’s you and me vs all these brain dead NPCs When the bots we created and the aliens invade It’s gonna be a pretty funny scene
Bring on the earthquakes Bring on the floods I ain’t afraid of nothing Because
Darling we’ll be just fine With my apocalips on yours and your apocalips on mine
We’ll be laughing When the Walmarts hit the fan While everyone is walking dead We’ll run Zombieland