Lol, this is a fun song idea I’ve been working on for a while since someone suggested parodying the other Fallout 3 trailer song. B-B-B-Bing Crosby at his finest...
Wait, no, sorry... It was Bob Crosby. That's what I get for practicing my Mr. New Vegas voice while finalizing files... Sorry Bob!
This is a tribute to him/them while spinning a different F:E backstory into the mix.
Several years into the war, the stresses and pressures are only getting worse on all of the Ministry Mares. Already feeling the cracks in their relationship, Pinkie Pie throws together a fancy state dinner for Twilight’s birthday. All of their friends are in attendance, and try to set aside all that’s bad in the world for a night of fun. At the end of the dinner, the MC announces a final act, a song Pinkie hopes will rekindle the connection they all had and try to mend her own personal issues with Twilight.
Bring them all back to simpler times… Better times…
I love those dear hearts and gentle ponies Who live in my home town Because those dear hearts and gentle ponies Will never ever let you down
As I go trottin’ (do-do-doos!) From farm to market (do-do-doos!) I see their smiles and cheer (So full of cheer!) I’ll bring us sweet treats (do-do-doos!) And checkered blankets To see you all when I am here
I feel so welcome each time that I return (do-do-doos!) Like those simpler times from not that long ago I love those dear hearts and gentle ponies True friends no matter where you go (No matter where you go!)
It’s the place I like to be, When life’s bearing down on me, To see you at every opportunity (Oh don’t you see?) It’s a much a much needed retreat So let’s take some time to meet To return to that little community I love those dear hearts And gentle ponies (do-do-doos!) Who live in my home town Because those dear hearts and gentle ponies Will never ever let you down
They live the good life, In peace and safety Just like it all should be. And I’ve got a dream house I’ll build there one day, With two cute foals or maybe three…
I feel so welcome each time that I return (do-do-doos!) Like those simpler times from not that long ago (Not that long ago!) I love dear hearts and gentle ponies True friends no matter where you go (no matter where you go!)
Home… Home Sweet Home… It’s where I’ll roam… Yeah…
Lol, this is a fun song idea I’ve been working on for a while since someone suggested parodying the other Fallout 3 trailer song. B-B-B-Bing Crosby at his finest...
Wait, no, sorry... It was Bob Crosby. That's what I get for practicing my Mr. New Vegas voice while finalizing files... Sorry Bob!
This is a tribute to him/them while spinning a different F:E backstory into the mix.
Several years into the war, the stresses and pressures are only getting worse on all of the Ministry Mares. Already feeling the cracks in their relationship, Pinkie Pie throws together a fancy state dinner for Twilight’s birthday. All of their friends are in attendance, and try to set aside all that’s bad in the world for a night of fun. At the end of the dinner, the MC announces a final act, a song Pinkie hopes will rekindle the connection they all had and try to mend her own personal issues with Twilight.
Bring them all back to simpler times… Better times…
I love those dear hearts and gentle ponies Who live in my home town Because those dear hearts and gentle ponies Will never ever let you down
As I go trottin’ (do-do-doos!) From farm to market (do-do-doos!) I see their smiles and cheer (So full of cheer!) I’ll bring us sweet treats (do-do-doos!) And checkered blankets To see you all when I am here
I feel so welcome each time that I return (do-do-doos!) Like those simpler times from not that long ago I love those dear hearts and gentle ponies True friends no matter where you go (No matter where you go!)
It’s the place I like to be, When life’s bearing down on me, To see you at every opportunity (Oh don’t you see?) It’s a much a much needed retreat So let’s take some time to meet To return to that little community I love those dear hearts And gentle ponies (do-do-doos!) Who live in my home town Because those dear hearts and gentle ponies Will never ever let you down
They live the good life, In peace and safety Just like it all should be. And I’ve got a dream house I’ll build there one day, With two cute foals or maybe three…
I feel so welcome each time that I return (do-do-doos!) Like those simpler times from not that long ago (Not that long ago!) I love dear hearts and gentle ponies True friends no matter where you go (no matter where you go!)
Hopefully you all are enjoying your weekend one way or another.
I was really trying to find a fun song to do this year of something I haven't done yet and I stumbled on this classic. Not only that, but once I came up with the wordplay of the title, I knew I had to do the song about GlimGlam and SunBam.
Lyrics should be pretty self-explanatory. And this is a karaoke track (don't remember where I got it from) so hopefully bong radio network doesn't nuke it like they did Blinding Lights.
Today is gonna be the day That I fin’ly bear it all to you By now you would’ve somehow Seen the things that I put us through I don’t believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now
Those days you set my soul ablaze Lit a fire in my heart to burn So young, but wasn’t just a phase You were all that I had come to yearn I don’t believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads that led me here were winding And all the sins that weigh me down are binding There are many things that I Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe You’re gonna be the one that saves me I’ll tell it all Just how hard I fall
Today is gonna be the day That I leave it all up to you Til now, I’ve bottled things up As the space between us grew I don't believe that anybody Feels the way I do about you now
And all the roads that led me here were winding And all the sins that weigh me down are binding There are many things that I Would like to say to you but I don't know how
Because maybe You’re gonna be the one that saves me I’ll tell it all Just how hard I fall
I said maybe (I said maybe) You’re gonna be the one that saves me I’ll tell it all Just how hard I fall
I said maybe (I said maybe) You're gonna be the one that saves me (saves me) You're gonna be the one that saves me (that saves me) You're gonna be the one that saves me (that saves me)The Whole Being Dead Thing (Beetlejuice The Musical Cover)SkyBolt2021-01-29 | Happy 2021!
So, classically late to the party as ever, I only just discovered Beetlejuice The Musical in September of last year.
Now, I've always been a pretty big Beetlejuice fan. I was a stereotypical Tim Burton fan (I mean still am, obviously). The first song parodied on my channel came from Nightmare Before Christmas. Heck, Beetlejuice was the first Blu-ray I ever bought for my Xbox One.
Needless to say, I'm a big fan of the show, and hate the fact that I missed the party when Sophia Anne Caruso was still Lydia. Really hoping they release a recording of one of those old shows one day. The fan animatics on here are really fun though, the official YouTube channel even has a playlist of them. So that's the best way to consume them right now.
Anyway, after a stretch of listening for a big project I'm working on (a novel!) I decided I just had to do a cover of one of the songs. That's when I found this incredible instrumental version put together by Zoom Karaoke: youtube.com/watch?v=AsHKecNMRA4
I hope you enjoy! Oh, and go check out the full musical, and the demos album. Specifically "The Children We Didn't Have" & "Mama Would" are too super emotional pieces that I wish hadn't been cut from the show.
Hey, folks! Begging your pardon 'Scuse me, sorry to barge in Now let's skip the tears and start on the whole Y'know Being dead thing
You're doomed, enjoy the singing The Sword of Damocles is swinging And if I hear your cell-phone ringing I'll kill you myself The whole being dead thing
Death can get a person stressed “We should have carpe'd way more diems Now we're never gonna see 'em” I can show you what comes next So don't be freaked Stay in your seats I do this bullshit, like, eight times a week So just relax, you'll be fine Drink your fifty-dollar wine And take a breath Welcome to a show about death
You're You're gonna be fine On the other side DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! YOU'RE ALL GONNA DIE! I'll... I'll be your guide To the other side Though in full disclosure: It's a show about death
Everybody gets on fine here Like Rodgers, Hart, and Hammerstein here The women's bathroom has no line here Just…pee where you want The whole being dead thing-
You're just gonna love the folks here Yeah, I know you're woke, but you can take a joke here And every show I do, like, a ton of coke here The whole- (sniff) The whole being dead thing!
Nobody is bullet-proof "I work out, I eat clean!" Jesus, pass the Dramamine Time to face the brutal truth 'Cause we're all on a hitlist Might not live 'til Christmas Choke to death on Triscuits Hey, that just statistics So take a little break here Kinda like a wake here The scenery is fake here BUT THERE'S A GIANT SNAKE HERE Welcome to a show about death
You're... you're gonna be fine THANK YOU! On the other side HOW YOU DOIN'? (scat) I'll... (hey) I'll be your guide To the other side Seriously, though, this is a show about… (death)
Death is taboo, but it's hardly something new There's nothing medical professionals can do 'Cept maybe just bill you
If you die while listening to this cover It's still gonna keep playing…
There's no destiny or fate Just a terrifying wait Filled with people that you hate And on a certain date, the universe kills you
That's the thing with life No-one makes it out alive!
Toss that body in the pit "God, it's awful, ain't it tragic?" Blah, blah, Bible, Jesus, magic. When you're dead, who gives a shit? “No Pilates, no more yoga” "Namaste", you freakin' posers From the cradle to cremation (dies irae) Death just needs a little conversation (oh so irae) I have mastered the art (Dies Irae!) Of tearing convention apart (Dies Irae!) So, how about we all make a start (Dies Irae!) On the whole being dead thing God, I hope you're ready for a show about deathSilver Bell (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Bing Crosby, Ponified)SkyBolt2020-12-09 | Okay, so this is one of those songs where the humorous idea was there and I decided to just run with it. Written loosely from a Calamity/LittleDip perspective. It's not meant to fully align with canon, moreso just poke fun at the whole scenario. Hope you enjoy this holiday bonus!
Silver Bell… Silver Bell You know you’re not really Pinkie? Ding-a-ling (ding-a-ling) try to cling (try to cling) On to what sanity remains
This is silly, for a filly To have so many drugs It is not Party Time when you’re dead Could it really, be that pillies Aren’t so good for your head? And that cooking up new ones ain’t wise…
Silver Bell (Silver Bell), Silver Bell (Silver Bell) You know you’re not really Pinkie? Ding-a-ling (ding-a-ling) Try to cling (try to cling) On to what sanity remains
Are you maybe feeling hazy? From that red or that green That is blood loss and infectious puss I’m not saying, that you’re crazy But to saw off your horn Isn’t good for your holiday cheer
Silver Bell (don’t make me have to do) Silver Bell (something more finite to you) You know you’re not really Pinkie? Ding-a-ling (I’ll take that recipe) Try to cling (don’t try to mess with me) On to what sanity remains
Oh Celestia, Mother Luna (what the fuck?) Where’d you find such a bomb (time to duck) This could kill everybody for miles (Time to get out in a hurry) No more dying, mimicrying (Ding-a-ling) Pinkie Pie is long dead… (Time to bring) But a new ghoulish mother might workBlue Winter - SkyBolt - (Blue Christmas, Elvis Presley, Ponified)SkyBolt2020-12-05 | Ho, ho, ho, wastelanders!
It's time for another vaguely Fallout: Equestria themed holiday song parody.
With the Confessions finale behind me, as well as the Winter Solstice Ball special which compiled all of my holiday songs to date last year, this year it feels a little bit... blue.
This song is set over the course of the events of The Radio Host, as DJ Pony deals with his loneliness with one of the few ways he knows how, music.
Also, can't believe that it's taken me 8 years to do an Elvis parody... anyway, happy Hearth's Warming, hope you enjoy!
I’ll have a blue Winter without you I’ll be so blue just thinking about you Watching over my head, that your ship I might see Won't be the same dear, if you're not here with me
And when those blue snowflakes start falling That's when those blue memories start calling That you’re doin’ all right, On another silent night But I'll have a blue, blue blue blue Winter
That you’re doin’ all right, On another silent night But I'll have a blue, blue blue blue WinterHearts A Mess - SkyBolt - (Gotye, Ponified)SkyBolt2020-10-21 | Hello horsers and bronitas!
Been a long time since I did just a classic parody song. Today marks 90 days since my copyright strike, so I am in the clear now (and the song has already been claimed, so there shouldn't be anything else coming).
This is a parody I've been wanting to do ever since discovering Gotye's other songs a few months ago. While "Somebody That I Used to Know" is memorable, this song and its music video enraptured me much moreso: youtube.com/watch?v=MpN1j8R5lZ8
I also immediately knew who the subject of the song would be if I did the parody.
It's a bit from Twilight's perspective, but spoken as more of a general narrator voice (since I obviously don't sound like Rebecca Shoichet).
Anyway, hopefully you enjoy this "return to form" for me! The vocals are a bit of something new for my range, but I had fun doing it.
Feeling worn The pieces of your horn A clue of what’s inside
Let me in Where only your thoughts have been That you might finally heal the pain What you could gain…
Your heart’s a mess You won’t admit to it You won’t address But it’s not too late to quit Cause you can’t live like this…
You have lost (Too much love) To fear, doubt, and distrust (It’s not enough) You just threw away the key (To your heart)
You don't get burned (Cause nothing gets through) It makes it easier (Easier on you) But much more difficult for me (For me) To make you see
Life ain’t fair But I’ll be there For you… (Oooo-ooo-OOOooo)
Your heart’s a mess You won’t admit to it You won’t address But it’s not too late to quit Cause you can’t live like this…
(WAHH-AHH-OOO-OOHH-Oh)
Your heart’s a mess You won’t admit to it You won’t address But it’s not too late to quit Cause you can’t live like this…
Life ain’t safe So you find friends, have faith Don’t let your fate Be more of the same, my friend…The Ulysses Chronicle - Release TrailerSkyBolt2020-10-17 | PREMIER/PROLOGUE EPISODE: youtube.com/watch?v=_d67JYiKEws
Royalty free trailer music: "Novus Initium" by Alexander NakaradaRejected Parodies: Mortal Kombat (Fighting Is Magic Tribute)SkyBolt2020-08-18 | So, it's been 9 years since I stumbled on this ridiculous show/fandom.
Since I'm in copyright purgatory, how about a celebration of this anniversary with a rejected concept?
I put (relatively) too much work into this video graphics for a shitty parody idea, LOL. After learning from my mistakes with the Rainbow Factory "a capella" I knew this kind of playing with song structure was cringe and threw it away. Instead, in November 2013, I did the vastly superior "Name of Strife" parody instead.
I think the lyrics had something to do with Fighting Is Magic getting C&D-ed or something. It was a half-assed way of supporting the cause, probably would have done a BananaCast on it today to greater effect instead. But they had their good end with Lauren's help and the new characters.
Anyway, after 7 years in my "recycle bin," enjoy this...
Note: (have no idea where I got the instrumental, sorry, it was some Karaoke YT channel)
Artist: ratchethun (characters)
LYRICS:
Welcome ponies. You 17 have been chosen to battle for your right to represent the Seventh Realm in a grand tournament, the winner will claim glory and fame throughout the universe, but should you lose your world will fall. Only one of you may ascend, so choose your weapons wisely and pray to the Creators, for the weak do not survive, they are cast out. This is no mere game, this is Mortal Kombat!
“Fight!”
Alien gods threaten all of our lives Lift up your wings and fight the good fight. Shatter the ground that keeps them upright. Blow them away with friendship’s light
Match their villainous eyes with your stare They think that ponies are too weak to bear Come on, let’s show them just how we fare Beaten by a group of mares…
This is our world, we won’t let it go. By the sun and moon, we’ll overcome you!
They threaten our essential right to life That our very existence is a blight That we will be destroyed under their might Well not today, we plan to survive
You think we’re scared? Well then, come over here Kick you in the head until you disappear You think we’re weak? You must be new here It is elementary my dear.
Though you laid the land and formed the earth, These castles we’ve built are ours not yours.
They’re ours… Not yours…
To the edges of the world and to the sky We can grow this universe to the end of time
Allied We shine
Our creativity is not a crime From grand operas to the little rhymes Our civilization is in its prime Pick up your shovels, this is our time
Forget control, we’re not launching a coup We love the land and care about the roots Even the goddess wants to see us through Think of the things that we could do!SkyBolt Livestream - [MULTIPLE OVERLAPPING DISTRESS CALLS]SkyBolt2020-08-13 | https://pony.fm/tracks/43822-blinding-lights
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https://pony.fm/tracks/43822-blinding-lightsCELEXA Assists Flash Sentry (WHAT THE FIC? Excerpt)SkyBolt2020-07-20 | (NSFW / Language / Adult Content)
Boy it has been a wild few weeks hasn't it? Well, I can promise you one thing, self-imposed quarantine has not been wasted time. I have been putting all the horse power I've got into finishing Confessions of a Wasteland Pony and all the special things coming with the finale release.
This is one more box checked.
Ever since Fallout 4, this has been a favorite Pip-Boy radio song for me. Long overdue to be rewritten. Hopefully you enjoy it.
Composed by Arthur Kent, original lyrics by Sylvia Dee, instrumental and made famous by: Skeeter Davis
Why does the sun go on shining? Why does the sea rush to shore? Don’t they know, it’s the end of the world ‘Cause I can’t hold you anymore
Why do the birds go on singing? Why do the stars glow above? Don’t they know it’s the end of the world? It ended when I lost my love
I wake up every morning and I wonder Why I should still fight on, as I was I can’t understand, no, I can’t understand Why my life goes on without yours
Why does my heart go on beating? Why do these eyes of mine cry? Don’t they know it’s the end of the world? It ended when you said goodbye.
Why should my legs go on marching? When you were taken in your prime? Don’t they know it’s the end of the world? Which means it soon will be… my time.The Great Experiment - Documentary TrailerSkyBolt2020-04-01 | DOCUMENTARY: youtube.com/watch?v=IhcsBvK0xvM
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=4570295Its Beginning to Look a Lot Like Winter (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Bing Crosby, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-12-07 | Happy Holidays everypony!
It wouldn't be the Christmas season without another ponified song that I can also graft into our little corner of the Fallout: Equestria universe.
Honestly surprised it's taken this long for me to get to this song, but I think it's a nice middle of the road between slow and peppy.
Although, I have something much bigger coming before Christmas over on the EAST Corp channel... So STAY TUNED!
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Everywhere you go It’s that Hearth’s Warming time again Hang holly up in your den With tree brought in and candles all aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see Is that you for every me At your own front door
A pair of Giddy-Up Pals and a place to corral All the friends come over to play Games that are new, and the classic ones too That’ll fill the nights and the days While parents spend the time alone Enjoying how they may
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Everywhere you go There's a tree in the Castle keep, It’s much too hard to sleep With all the festive ways to play out in the snow
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Soon the show will start All the history and meaning Plus the carols that will ring Right within your heart
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Everywhere you go It’s that Hearth’s Warming time again Hang holly up in your den With tree brought in and candles all aglow
It's beginning to look a lot like Winter Toys in every store But the prettiest sight to see Is that you for every me At your own front door
Boy that Autumn Wind sure is blowing isn't it? Makes you almost miss something that's already gone... LOL
So, I actually first heard this song in Blade Runner 2049 (which I watched back-to-back with the MLP movie, which was amazing). It really fit the aesthetic of that for sure, and I've already referenced Blade Runner in at least one other song (My Way). So hopefully you like the color scheme. Have to admit, most of the lyrics are the same, but I changed enough to place in the context of the Great War.
The Confessions Finale writing is coming along nicely... and boy do I sure like singing Sinatra...
The summer wind, came blowin’ in From across the sea
It felt the same, blowin’ through your mane As you walked with me
All summer long, we sang a song And then we strolled that golden sand
Two sweethearts And the summer wind
The painted kites, Those days and nights They went flyin’ by
The world was new, Beneath a blue Umbrella sky
Then though it all, you heard the call That day, it came for you
I lost you, I lost you to the summer wind
The autumn wind, And the winter winds They have come and gone
And still the days, Those lonely days, They go on and on
And guess who sighs, His lullabies Through nights that never end
My fickle friend The Summer Wind
The summer wind Warm summer wind The summer windBrains! (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Voltaire, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-10-13 | Happy Nightmare Night, ghouls and gals!
This is a song I've wanted to parody for a very long time... Especially after the success of "The Mare of Nightmare Night" a few years ago: youtube.com/watch?v=bp4ytNe2Ygo
As a fan of The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy growing up, this was my first introduction to Voltaire's music, and I think it's still a fan favorite...
In that case, it was easy to adapt in the context of Fallout: Equestria ghouls. The premise is very simple, it's a Nightmare Night long after the war. Kids like to be scared, but it's good to teach them lessons when you can (think Grimm's fairy tales). So one theatrical buck in their village is going to do just that, in a Nightmare Night show they won't soon forget.
Gather round here little ones Don’t be shy Step right up, I’m a reasonable guy I’m not the one, that should fill you with fright On this dark and haunting Nightmare Night
Well way back when, in a darker age The little Princess of Night was filled with rage And that rage burns in those that remain Even after death… And feast on your BRAINS
If you see any glowing waste Don’t stand still, get away in haste To them the smell’s just way too sweet Balefire seasoning for pony meat!
If you’re out walking down a street Hoof steps ambling all discreet Keep your eyes on the buildings, be ready to flee Cause Ghouls just love the urban scene
BRAINS, BRAINS, I don’t lie They’ll eat your brain ‘til you’re zombified Won’t be long ‘til you feel the change But you won’t give it a thought Cause they’ll have eaten your brain BRAINS, BRAINS, run away! Better wise up or you’ll be their prey There’s no candy to exchange Once they’ve had their fill And gobbled up your brain…
If you’re down deep in a cave Spelunking on your merry way Ya better keep a shotgun ready to aim Or a way to light ‘em up in a glowin’ flame
Even out on a sunny day Explorin’ an old abandoned train You might still end up as a feast Cause the passengers might not have stayed deceased
BRAINS, BRAINS, I don’t lie They’ll eat your brain ‘til you’re zombified Won’t be long ‘til you feel the change But you won’t give it a thought Cause they’ll have eaten your brain BRAINS, BRAINS, run away! Better wise up or you’ll be their prey There’s no candy to exchange Once they’ve had their fill And gobbled up your brain…
Brains, Brains, they love ‘em, they need ‘em Like a pain that numbs when they eat 'em Big ones, fat ones, short ones, tall ones It makes no difference, especially the small ones No hope of talkin’ to them either They’ll leave you like them just another mindless creature So don’t try it, you just have to fight it Offer ‘em a hoof, they’re just gonna bite it! (ohhhhhhh...)
I know your scared, but listen close Cause there’s only one way this story goes There’s too many brains out there to think That this world is still out on the brink
So smarten up, and stay in groups. Every creature alive is part of our troop. And this Nightmare war will see its end. If you care for each other like your closest friend.
BRAINS, BRAINS, I don’t lie They’ll eat your brain ‘til you’re zombified Won’t be long ‘til you feel the change But you won’t give it a thought Cause they’ll have eaten your brain BRAINS, BRAINS, run away! Better wise up or you’ll be their prey There’s no candy to exchange Once they’ve had their fill And gobbled up your brain…
BRAINS... They want your Brains... THEY WANT YOUR BRAINS! THEY WANT YOUR BRAINS! Mwahahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!Smile (Joker & Harley) - SkyBolt - (Jimmy Durante, Rewritten)SkyBolt2019-10-05 | Well it's Joker weekend and boy have people really been talking about the movie... LOL. Society aside, it was a good movie, very character heavy and disturbing (appropriately). I still think Dark Knight is much more fun and re-watchable though.
But hearing the old Jimmy Durante version of Smile in the trailers definitely made me want to do a cover. So I thought to myself, "How would a song like this figure into the Batman universe?"
And then with the Birds of Prey trailer I thought of it. This would be the kind of song Joker would use to woo Harley back after getting rough with her. A dark concept about abusive codependency? Yes... but it's still much less dark than the actual Joker movie... lol.
Smile, You know I’m just kidding Smile, I’m not so forbidding But when you miss a punchline Mustn’t whine
If you smile I won’t have to smack you Smile, We have so much to do We have a show for Gotham to Debut…
Fill up the streets with laughter Burn, down some buildings after They’ll have a grin After breathing it in
Every time, we’ll just keep on tryin’ Smile, what’s the use of cryin’ You'll find that life is still worthwhile If you just smile
Smile, Though your heart is achin' Smile, Even though it's breakin' When there are are clouds in the sky You'll get by...
Can’t you smile? Soon our guests are coming Smile, we’ve got Bats incoming With all his birds and batlings too How new…
(Smile) Can’t you feel the pressure? (Smile) Every day’s a treasure Come on my dear We’ve got guano to smear
It’s our time We must keep on tryin’ Smile, it’s so gratifying We’ve got a city to defile So come and smile
(You’ll find that life’s worthwhile…)
If you... just smile.Im Gonna Cut You Down (CWP)(Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Johnny Cash, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-09-26 | Hello Wastelanders!
Well after years of planning, I was so happy to premiere the 8th episode of Confessions of a Wasteland Pony: The Red Reaper - youtube.com/watch?v=JLne_mEpPAs
A few years ago, the Reaper first appeared in episode 5, The Ranger... and following that episode I rewrote a Johnny Cash song: youtube.com/watch?v=X2OtIJW6wAo
Given what happens in this episode I wanted to do another one, and I already knew "God's Gonna Cut You Down" was perfect.
If you're not sure why they're connected, you really should check out the new episode...
I believe this is the original "God's Gonna Cut You Down" Instrumental by Johnny Cash...
LYRICS:
You can run on for long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later I’ll cut you down Sooner or later I’ll cut you down Go and tell your profit drivers Go and tell the midnight riders Tell the courier, The merc, and the Caravaner Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down
Are you soft in the head or have nothin’ to lose? To get mixed up in their skeleton crews Is the glimmer of gold really so profound To risk your head rolling to the ground. There is honest work for honest pay I’ll give you just one chance to walk away Be glad that you have your own free will Cause gold’s not worth the blood it spills Go and tell your profit drivers Go and tell that midnight rider Tell the courier, The merc, and the Caravaner Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down
You can run on for long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later I’ll cut you down Sooner or later I’ll cut you down What you’re carrying there has brought so much death Even all I’ve done doesn’t match the depth But I’ve made a promise I intend to keep What we sow in life we are doomed to reap.
You can run on for long time Run on for a long time Run on for a long time Sooner or later I’ll cut you down Sooner or later I’ll cut you down Go and tell your profit drivers Go and tell the midnight riders Tell the courier, The merc, and the Caravaner Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em down Tell ‘em that I’m gonna cut ‘em downOther Friends (Discord Version) - SkyBolt - (Steven Universe, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-09-19 | Okay, so I wanted to do this last week but have been busy with some real life nonsense. So I'll just get this out now, since I think it's just a fun parody.
Anyway, whether or not you're a Steven Universe fan (I really haven't followed the show in years), the movie was very good... Spinel was a quality villain with two quality villain songs. This is the first one.
As soon as it was over, I re-listened to this a few times because I really wanted to do my own version of it... and that's when it hit me. Episode 507 "Make New Friends but Keep Discord." So I guess I have five Discord songs now... LOL.
The Instrumental is the one from the movie, with the vocals filtered out, I think. I got it here: youtube.com/watch?v=-tu2jGObMSA
So our friendship really means so little to you does it Fluttershy?
I’m not good enough for the Grand Galloping Gala am I?
I’ve thrown bigger parties with a snap of my claw. …and Fluttershy, you would have been the first pony I asked.
Instead, she’s invited some… some… TREEHUGGER.
Why, because she cares about the Breezies more than me?
Well, I’ll show Fluttershy what a mistake she made.
And I’ll show Celestia for delivering my ticket late.
Why hello Twilight, step aside, coming through. I’ve got lots of things to do tonight. And a friend to introduce.
Old Smoozy and I go way way back, used to have some wild times, so I thought it’d be a real big laugh. Oh, I didn’t see you there… Fluttershy.
Oh I have heard the stories over and over again. Gee it’s swell to finally meet your other friend. Something with plants and livestock always forget how it ends. Gee it’s swell to finally meet your other Friend.
What do you say about me? What do you say? What did you do without me? What did you do? Did you play games without me? What did you play? What is really so special that she’d give her invite to YOU?!?!?
Oh, Go on with all your yapping, over and over again. While I go and mingle with my other friend.
Oh Smoozy you’ve been more trouble than you’re worth but at least you’ve brought the party down too.
What??!!? No! What is she doing?
There’s no way positive vibes actually work!
How could you? How could you? And enough with your neighing. I cannot lose this silly game if… I stop you from playing. How ‘bout another realm, those puppets are having some fun! Poof and your gone, friendship and all, then I’ll be the only one!
Then we’ll be back to our tea time, over and over again. Gee, it’s swell to finally beat her other friend. You won’t be in our story, you’ll be just felt in the end. Then it’ll be Flutters and me with no more… No more. No More Friends...CONFESSIONS 8 IS RELEASED!SkyBolt2019-09-13 | youtube.com/watch?v=JLne_mEpPAs
So, this is a parody I've been wanting to do for a while, but couldn't quite figure out the approach to take with it... Given the storyteller nature of the song, I finally settled on the idea of a father teaching his kid about surviving the wasteland.
In doing so, he tells them about their mother and how she helped him escaped the city and ultimately find a place for them both to settle down. So hopefully you enjoy the bit of parental bonding...
First things first All the world’s not like what it used to be My childhood had things that you won’t you get to see, Oh ooh You’ll have to bear with me… oh ooh
Second thing second You must learn to see the threat in everything Every creature, and structure, and all that’s in between oh ooh, and all that’s glowing green, oh ooh I was broken from The Last Day Looking for hope in all the ashes Other supplies and hidden stashes Hiding from trotters, in water, and slaughter from squatters, as crazy they were All of those weeks left in a blur But when the worst things did occur In the end I was still with… (her)
She made me a, she made me a survivor! Survivor… Her… faith’s what kept us going on… Survivor, survivor. Oh, when the bullets came down like a rain, Her life, her love, her spirit eased the (pain) She held us up, she made me a Survivor, survivor.
Third things third. Send a prayer when the world is feeling blue She would tell me “your loved ones are watching over you.” Oh ooh And now I know it’s true... oh ooh We had been running for so long Ev-er-y shelter, something wrong There was no place left to belong Yet she continued to be strong Through all the ruins and the wreckage we combed, In the years that we spent on the road as we roamed She was praying, that we would find a… (Home)
She made me a, she made me a survivor… Survivor. Her… faith’s what kept us going on… Survivor, survivor. Oh, when the bullets came down like a rain, Her life, her love, her spirit eased the (pain) She held us up, she made me a Survivor, survivor.
Last things Last By the grace of the fire and the flames You're the face of the future, the blood of her veins, oh ooh The blood of our veins, oh ooh So keep looking up when the darkess is falling, The warmth that you feel in your heart like a calling or whisper… Just have faith, it’s…
(Her)… She made me a, she made you a survivor, Survivor! (Her)… Faith’s what keeps us going on… Survivor, Survivor. Oh, when the bullets come down like a rain, Her life, her love, her spirit soothes the (pain) She holds us up, she made you a Survivor, survivor.PILLARS OF EQUESTRIA Has Released!SkyBolt2019-07-01 | LINK: youtube.com/watch?v=rsWkEhlkRG4Fly Me to the Moon (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Sinatra, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-06-21 | So, the weeb internet is very upset today (for one of many reasons) because the Netflix #Evangelion dub didn't get the license for the #FlyMetotheMoon cover found in the credits?
That seems ridiculous to me in terms of licensing... they really couldn't get the rights? To me that seems like as big a blunder as New Vegas not getting some Elvis music.
I've thought of doing this Fallout: Equestria parody for a while anyway, so now seemed like as good a time as any! LOL. Lyrically the idea definitely banks off of the Blue Moon story with Freezie & Chrysanthemum.
So, hope you enjoy! And if you can, track down the Blu-rays of the original Evangelion dub. They're fantastic.
Fly me to the moon Let’s go play among the stars While we wait for spring to come Ignore the wrath of Mars
In other words, hold me close In other words, baby, kiss me
Fill my heart with song and let me sing forever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true In other words, I love you
Fill my heart with song Let me sing forever more You are all I long for All I worship and adore
In other words, please be true In other words, I love you In other words, I love you.Heartaches by the Number (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Guy Mitchell, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-06-08 | Hello Wastelanders!
Honestly surprised it took me this long to do a parody, since it's definitely one of my favorite songs from New Vegas.
Decided to keep the chorus mostly the same, so I try to tell a bit of a new tale in the verses, with a bit of an ironic twist at the end.
Just a fun little tune to accompany the next Confessions, which is coming up quickly! It seems it'll sync up with The Engineer, The Ice Mare, and The Mercenary by being a late August release...
Heartaches by the number Troubles by the score Everyday you love me less Each day I love you more
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number A love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting That's the day my world will end
Heartache number one was when I shipped out that day You turned your back, without a kiss goodbye And heartache number two, you saying that I left you I’m fightin’ so that we could have that time…
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number Troubles by the score Everyday you love me less Each day I love you more
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number A love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting That's the day my world will end
Heartache number three was when your letter came And you said that you were still waiting for me With hopeful heart I came home hoping to see your face When your number came up to join the fleet
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number Troubles by the score Everyday you love me less Each day I love you more
Yes, I've got heartaches by the number A love that I can't win But the day that I stop counting That's the day my world will endThe Wanderer (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Dion, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-05-12 | Hello Wastelanders!
Unfortunately it's been a while since I posted a song... was finishing up Pillars of Equestria stuff, then I had BABSCon, then I got damn sick with con pox and couldn't sing for a while.
Hopefully this makes up for it though, because I'm really happy with how it came out...
Whereas a lot of my FOE songs are about finding that special someone, Wanderer was always great because it has a bit of a nihilistic hedonism idea behind it... in the context of Fallout anyway... so obviously that's what I went with!
Added a small sound effect in the middle which is audio from an actual nuclear test! Upshot-Knothole, I believe.
Oh well, I’m the kind of buck that’ll never settle down Where the pretty mares are, well you know that I’m around I kiss ‘em and I love ‘em ‘til I’m sent back out deployed I hug ‘em and I squeeze ‘em; all among my favorite toys
They call me the wanderer Yeah, the wanderer I roam around, around, around
Oh well, the first was Blossom Bright, from the little town I’m from, But soon she turned in fright from the sound of war drums But Wheatgerm on the border was as cozy as could be, She’d show up pretty quickly when we’d march back to the East
Cause I’m the wanderer Yeah, the wanderer I roam around, around, around
Oh I roam from town to town I go through life without a care And I’m as happy as a clown Cause it’s probably not too long ‘til we’ll be vapor in the air
Oh yeah, I’m the kind of buck that likes to roam around Cause new mares like the sight of fresh dog tags swingin’ down And after leave is done, and we’ve all had some fun, I hop back in the wagon ready for another one
Yeah I’m the wanderer Yeah the wanderer I roam around around, around, around
Oh I’m the kind of buck that likes to roam around, Cause where’s the adventure, in nailing yourself down? And if I think back on, some mare that I’m missin’ I’ll head back down her way and see if she’d be up for kissin’
Yeah, cause I'm a wanderer Yeah, a wanderer I roam around, around, around, around, around Cause I'm a wanderer Yeah, a wanderer I roam around, around, around, around, around, around, around Cause I'm a wanderer, I'm, a wanderer I roam around…Regarding Article 13...SkyBolt2019-03-27 | #SaveYourInternet
Music by Light Veins: youtu.be/xlIeehlfKBQ?t=2961Start Again ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) - SkyBolt - (Bored to Death, Blink-182, Ponified)SkyBolt2019-02-14 | Happy Valentine's Day or Hearts & Hooves to all you real or imaginary couples out there!
I've got to say I was intrigued by the rekindled dynamic between Flash and Sunset during the previews for the second "season" of the Equestria Girls online series... really need a Blu-ray release because I can't figure out where the F--- these are, in order.
Anyway, I know everyone has their different impressions of different ships (no one ever agrees), so hopefully this doesn't step on too many tails. But this is a song I've been wanting to parody for a while, and once the idea crossed my mind it really clicked.
ALT Download: https://pony.fm/tracks/39499-start-again-skybolt
"Bored to Death" and Instrumental by Blink-182
LYRICS:
There’s an echo of everything I’m seeing From a past that seems like just a dream But I can’t push back against the feeling That there’s still a chance that it could be
I mean we’re barely just past seventeen The time we’ve lost won’t mean a thing As long, as we’ve got me and you
Save your breath, believe me I think we could start again Life is too short to not try
Here on earth, or elsewhere I’d join you on either side Life is too short to not try
Nothing stranger than some of what’s been happening Dangerous and weirder by the day And even though the school has still been reeling Just for you, I’d live no other way
I mean we’re barely just past seventeen The time we’ve lost won’t mean a thing As long, as we’ve got me and you
Save your breath, believe me I think we should start again Life is too short to not try
Here on earth, or elsewhere I’d join you on either side Life is too short to not try
Cause now we’re rockin’ to the rhythm of some magical lightshows I find it better simply rolling with the flow But all our friends can beat what finds its way over And we’ll fight over and over and over So let me buy you a drink, we’ll listen to the beat Dream of all the things that we want to live for and we'll go over and over and over and we'll go over and over and over and we'll go over and over and over and we'll go over and over and over
Save your breath, believe me I think we could start again Life is too short to not try
Here on earth, or elsewhere I’d join you on either side Life is too short to not trySWEET VICTORYSkyBolt2019-02-04 | So this is a quick thing I wanted to write/record, because I still can't believe how absolutely sickening it is to tease something that was asked for by a group of fans to be a tribute to the creator of a beloved show that shaped so many childhoods, whose gentle-hearted creator died of a horrible disease at a relatively young age.
Fuck the NFL, or Maroon 5, or whoever came up with that bait-and-switch marketing bullshit.
You might fool us all With a taste of what could be But you had the gall… To try to taint his victory
Well we don’t forget What he brought to our youth We tuned in for him And that is the truth…
No it wasn’t for you
It was his sweet, sweet, sweet victory, yeah! And it’s our simple tribute It’s what he deserved It’s his sweet, sweet victory, yeah… He’ll live on in our hearts…PILLARS OF EQUESTRIA, Our Next Symphonic Metal Opera (AUDITIONS CLOSED)SkyBolt2019-01-25 | Female vocalists email: skyboltmusic@gmail.com
Just the music: youtube.com/watch?v=zd8zNip6hcAIts the Most Wonderful Time of the Year (& PMV!) - SkyBolt - (Andy Williams, Ponified)SkyBolt2018-12-03 | Happy Hearth's Warming everyone!
As some of you probably remember, my channel really launched over the holiday season of 2012... six year ago, wow.
I have always loved Christmas and winter and the season, and a large part of that is because of the music of all varieties. From the centuries old hymns, to the big band classics from the 1950's-1960's, to the modern musicals and albums.
And now that we have FIVE pony holiday episodes (including two from this year alone), I thought a PMV highlighting the best parts of each would fit perfectly with this Andy Williams classic...
Happy holidays to all, and here's to many happy more!
It's the most wonderful time of the year Everypony so cheery, and loved ones you dearly Are glad to be here! It’s the most wonderful time of the year
Hearthbreakers (520) It’s the hap-happiest season of all All the norms & traditions and holiday dishes From wall to wall! It’s the hap-happiest season of all
Hearth’s Warming Eve (211) Every hearth will be warming And young ones performing Those olde tales from so long ago When the winter came storming And Windigos swarming Til love pushed them back with a glow
A Hearth’s Warming Tail (608) It’s the most wonderful time of the year All the carols and stories Ghostly allegories That we can endear It’s the most wonderful time of the year
The Best Gift Ever (900) There’ll be parties for hosting And pudding exploding And much playing out in the snow The gifts may be plenty, But best one there can be is Warmth with the ones that you know
The Hearth’s Warming Club (815) It’s the most wonderful time of the year There’ll be so much for sharing With friends who’d be otherwise Bearing alone
It’s the most wonderful time Yes, the most wonderful time Oh the most wonderful time Of the year!SkyBolt *attempts* to read about the CMC cooking in a Mickey Mouse voice (WHAT THE FIC? Excerpt)SkyBolt2018-11-12 | We recently had a podcast livestream which quickly morphed into a gigantic WHAT THE FIC? episode...
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=4570295Symphonic Metal Opera Poll (Favorite Song Lyrics & Why?)SkyBolt2018-10-04 | In case you somehow don't know:
youtube.com/watch?v=vtBqTFsiLxMHellfire (Anon Loves Sunset Shimmer Rewrite) - SkyBoltSkyBolt2018-09-25 | For a meme song, I put way too much work into this...
HAPPY SUNSET SHIMMER DAY!
This started out (similar to The Bad and The Ugly) by me seeing a piece of fan art that got the music juices flowing.
Following the concept of the picture, this is clearly a 4chan /mlp/ lurker tortured by his love for Sunset Shimmer on a board that has been hostile to EQG & hands.
But my best pony has floated a bit over the years and Rainbow Rocks I think sealed the deal with Sunny Shim.
You can probably credit DWK for this song too, since I discovered the artist "Anontheanon" from him.
This is obviously a quick parody of Hellfire from Hunchback of Disney's past.
LYRICS:
Oh tell me, Celestia, You know I’ve been a longtime fan A lurker since the board was set in place
You know me, Celestia Back since when season 3 ran And voiced displeasure at its shorted space
So tell me, Celestia Why I cannot look away Why her human form can move me so
Though no hooves are found there I’m raptured by her fiery hair Blazing in me out of all control
Like fire Hellfire This spin-off filled with twins This burning Desire Has kept me tuning in.
It’s not my fault I’m not to blame That they did give her such an arc we could relate
It’s not my fault It wasn’t planned To make the best pony a human with a band!
Believe me, Celestia It’s far beyond the Sirens’ spell I still greatly love our Starlight too…
But she, Sunset Shimmer Was first to the redemption arc And forged out her own show apart from you
Hellfire Dark fire Some takes on EQG… Those fools and their choirs Will lose what they can’t see
Luna spurn their judgement
To see ShimSham’s wonder
That they may see she’s best pony!Natural (Raider Song, Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Imagine Dragons, Ponified)SkyBolt2018-09-22 | I think it's no secret at this point that I'm a big fan of Imagine Dragons. I've parodied 3 of their songs (before this) and they all turned out quite well in terms of reception.
I've had a shortlist of some other songs of theirs I've been wanting to rewrite for a while, but then this "Natural" song dropped a few weeks ago and instantly rose to the top of the list.
I really look for a spark of a rewrite idea before I do a parody and this one hit instantly as "Raider Song". So, here we go.
When you hold the line Try to fight for you rights, fight the blight, when the sight showed you
That it’s you who’s blind Trying to pretend that this world is so pure, will you, Open your eyes…
And take a step in the mud, take a step in the blood, will you? Cause that’s all that’s left to stand on…
That’s the price you pay! You lived life like a fool until the day You ended up as just another prey Realizing that you lost the game If you’re standing on the edge, better jump, become a…
Natural Seal up your heart in stone To kill or let be killed When we’re all meat and bones Become a natural Not left to simply sow When it’s a reaper’s world It’s only natural
Didn’t you learn When there were the bombs and fire all raining down And it all burned… That everything you thought that we were, to return, to is… A fantasy. Can’t put the mask on the face anymore when, Now everyone, can see…
That’s the price you pay! You lived life like a fool until the day You ended up as just another prey Realizing that you lost the game If you’re standing on the edge, better jump, become a…
Natural Seal up your heart in stone To kill or let be killed When we’re all meat and bones Become a natural Not left to simply sow When it’s a reaper’s world It’s only natural
Deep inside me, I still feel the pain, in the space Where that love and enjoyment took place, I wish there Were a way to, still be alive, and feel it, But there isn’t To live you must kill.
Natural Seal up your heart in stone To kill or let be killed When we’re all meat and bones Become a natural Not left to simply sow When it’s a reaper’s world It’s only natural
Trailer Music by Light Veins (Formerly of the Balefire Symphony) - youtube.com/watch?v=EoQ0CCg2AQISkyBolt reads Sunset Shimmers Naked Mile in inconsistent silly voices (WHAT THE FIC? Excerpt)SkyBolt2018-08-05 | This is by far my favorite livestream thing we've ever done... I love reading these different fanfics... People are starting to send us some really funny ones too, so I hope that continues because I actually don't read much fanfiction in my free time so these are usually hilarious first impressions.
I should note that this is definitely an AFTER HOURS kind of show, so take that as a content warning.
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=4570295Come Fly With Me (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Sinatra, Ponified)SkyBolt2018-07-14 | Happy Travels Citizens of Equestria!
It doesn't quite feel like summer without a vacation somewhere, so why not take that special somepony to a place they've never seen before?
Someplace exciting to really get your spirits lifted in all the right ways.
And while you're flying, you can swing along to this.
Composed by Jimmy Van Heusen, made famous by Frank Sinatra
Instrumental by Mega Tracks Karaoke
LYRICS:
Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away If you can use some exotic booze, I know a place by Horseshoe Bay Come on and fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
Come fly with me, Mount Aris calls our names Where the hippogriffs and their fishy kin put most other ports to shame Come on, fly with me, you’ll be so glad you came
Once I get you up there, we won’t want to leave the sky We’ll just glide, starry-eyed Once I get you up there, we could do anything we choose As long as it’s both me and you, it would be one swingin’ cruise
Weather wise, it's such a lovely day We could sail on to any strange new land, heck we might just stay It's perfect for a flying honeymoon, they say Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
[Musical Interlude]
Once I get you up there, we’ll have a dinner in the sky We’ll just glide, starry-eyed Once I get you up there, we’ll dance by the moon In a little love balloon for two, and maybe then… hmm-hmm-hmm
Weather wise, it's such a crazy day Flying back and forth from heav’n and earth, It just makes…Me want to say It's just perfect a flying honeymoon, oh babe Come fly with me, let's fly, let's fly away
Pack up, let’s fly away!SkyBolt reads Hank Hill Becomes A Brony (WHAT THE FIC? Excerpt)SkyBolt2018-07-08 | So over on the EAST Corp channel this has probably become my favorite new livestream thing...
We take turns reading like a dozen different bad fan fics. A lot of them are pretty dank and AFTER HOURS so take that as a content warning.
I'm thinking of clipping my best performance from each show to repost here because I love this shit and hope we can keep growing the audience and have more excuse to keep doing them.
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=4570295American AnthemSkyBolt2018-07-04 | Since high school when I first really sang the anthem as part of choir, I've really been fascinated by old early American music... including songs like Battle Hymn of the Republic too.
One thing that's always bothered me about the anthem though, vs those old songs, is that it has been commercialized and disrespected to the point that everyone seems to forget that the American Republic was forged in the burning fires of war.
So for this Independence Day... a celebration of American freedom, self-determination, and spurning of all foreign controls on our sovereignty... I wanted to record an a capella performance of the song reflecting the warfare America was born in.
Millions of lives across a dozen generations fought for the freedoms of their family, present and future... And while it has been corrupted across just as many generations, the spirit, the foundation myth of the United States of America is one that can inspire still.
In the words of Patrick Henry, "Give me Liberty, or give me Death."
Battle sounds from: youtube.com/watch?v=XBJ1CtQp-eoMy Way (Fallout: Equestria) - SkyBolt - (Frank Sinatra, Ponified)SkyBolt2018-06-26 | Hello EAST Corp employees...
We grow ever closer to the next episode of Confessions of a Wasteland Pony, which means its time to set the stage.
It seems, the end is near And so I face, the final curtain My friends, I hold so dear No need to fear, what isn’t certain I’ve lived, a life that’s full I traveled each and every highway And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Regrets, I’ve had a few But then again, too few to mention I did what I had to do and saw it through without exemption I planned each tempest course, and flew headstrong through every skyway And more, much more than this, I did it my way
Yes, there were times, I’m sure you knew When it seemed all, would break down and fall through Yet through it all, when there was doubt, I blew it up and cast it out I faced it all and I stood tall and did it my way
I’ve loved, I’ve laughed and cried I got to build, so deep and high And now, as hope subsides, you see the rest can’t face the showtime To see, that each and every crime Will face the scales, see what the fates say I know, they’ll favor me, I did it my way
For what is a buck, what has he got? If not himself, to pull him taut To say the things he truly feels and not the words of one who kneels The record shows, I’ll beat the glows, I did it my way
Yes, it was my waySkyBolt reads Airshipping is Magic in a Gilbert Gottfried Voice (WHAT THE FIC? Excerpt)SkyBolt2018-06-18 | This is a fun new segment from a livestream we did on the EAST Corp channel: youtube.com/watch?v=lwMupe7BXU8
We read different short/bad/funny fanfics in silly voices.
Check out the timecodes in that video description to hear the others (including more Gottfried voice)...
Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/user?u=4570295PYRO - SkyBolt - (Firework, Katy Perry, Rewritten)SkyBolt2018-06-16 | So when I was gathering up the old song files to remaster them for the "Summer Silliness" album, I came across A LOT of old stuff that I never actually released for one reason or another.
I'm prepping some other videos right now actually to make them at least decently presentable that people might enjoy.
Since it's summer, I guess you could say I'm turning some old lemons into lemonade...
Anyway, here is one that holds a special significance for me, because it is the second song I ever parodied... the first being the JSB "Don't You Forget About Me" thing I did for Senior Prom.
This one I rewrote in university during my Sophomore year, already toying with the idea of doing my own "Weird Al" type parodies, this one a play on something like "The Night Santa Went Crazy."
I was just starting to think about the idea of doing pony stuff too, this was only a few months before I wrote "What's This... Ponies?"
I forgot that sometime in 2013 (around the time I released Facing the Fallout) I actually re-recorded this parody with my BLUE Snowball...
So, with a bit of tweaking this was all ready to go! And with Independence Day upon us, I think it's the perfect thing to celebrate.
Do you ever feel like the world is cruel, And that everyone, has turned against you? Almost like a spring, being twisted up, Just a turn away, from the threshold?
There’s a normal way to let it all out. To find a friend you trust to help you through everything But then sometimes that, isn’t good enough ‘Cause there’s a part of you
That just wants to ignite the walls, and watch them burn To take a match to the ceiling too.
‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO Burning everywhere you go They will say “No, no, no” When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.
Maybe you’re a PYRO Doesn’t take a shrink to know They will say “Stop, stop, stop” While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.
Things might go okay for a little while Still anonymous, despite the manhunt If you only learned to control yourself Like Dexter Morgan’s code, guess you lucked out
And now the FBI, is out to get you That’s what torching the White House’s front lawn is gonna do Twenty five years in, Guantanemo Hope you enjoyed the show
Just wanting to ignite the walls, and watch them burn To take a match to the ceiling too.
‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO Burning everywhere you go They will say “No, no, no” When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.
Maybe you’re a PYRO Doesn’t take a shrink to know They will say “Stop, stop, stop” While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.
Boom, boom, boom Dropping gas cans from the roof, roof, roof The taser lands inside of you, you, you So now your arson spree is through-ough-ough
‘Cause Maybe you’re a PYRO Burning everywhere you go They will say “No, no, no” When you’re basking in the Glow-ow-ow.
Maybe you’re a PYRO Doesn’t take a shrink to know They will say “Stop, stop, stop” While you’re standing there in awe, awe, awe.
Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Be in Cuba very soon, soon, soon Zoom, Zoom, Zoom Be in Cuba very soon, soon, soon
“Oh well, I guess it was worth it…”Summer Silliness - SkyBolt (Compilation Album)SkyBolt2018-06-15 | Happy Summer Everyone! (in the Northern Hemisphere)
It is just starting to really simmer here in California, so I thought it was finally time to put together this compilation.
I've been planning this since early last year when I assembled the "Conventions & Classics" album. It was a hard choice on which album some of these songs would go into, but now you know...
This album has tweaked and Remastered versions of a lot of my really old songs from 2012-2014, as well as some more recent ones. For those of you new to the channel, hopefully you enjoy the blast from the past.
Also included are my two lead Snoopy songs from a dead production of "You're A Good Man, Charlie Brown."
It's really sad because I recorded all my parts for all of the songs (that took like 4 months)... but at least I have the two solo songs which turned out pretty good.
This also wraps up a lot of my older songs into Compilation albums now. I only have a handful left scattered in different places, so I'm not sure when the next album will be.
It'll probably be a giant Fallout: Equestria album to be honest... Wrapping up non-Lo-Fi versions of my Big Band songs and all of the theatrical type songs like Brave New World & Everybody Knows.
Those might be separate albums though, and they might be on the EAST Corp channel, not sure yet.
For now, I hope you enjoy this collection of my more comedic works! Love, SkyBolt