[Intro]
Yeah ah ha
everybody is
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
(repeated)
[Chorus]
Yeah ah ha, everybody is
busy Playin' Halo, at their crib
Yeah ah ha, screaming get stuck
when I pull out the rocks, deaths comin'
ownin' all around every city you know everybody
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
The worlds down every country always sings we be
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
[Verse 1]
Uh, controls right, armor straight
the noobs are scared of it but the pros ain't
until they get a sniper bullet to the face
shot the sniper once made the screen shake
life denied, the lead be pourin'
it's the AR you know I betray for it
and it doesn't matter what the level
got you haters checking stats I'm earning each and every medal
see them armor lock and there's nothin' that can kill 'em
just wait a minute, throw a sticky it's a happy endin'
no love for reppin' floatin' hearts
t-bagging, it's an art
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Grab the ball for my pistol beat your head in
arm the bomb, cap the flag, watch the game end
use a hologram that's all I need bro
assassinate left and right one man show
I'm strafing side to side putting 5 shots in
so you should stop to watch and learn but you're too busy dyin'
opposing team full of disgraces
give it up cuz every team I roll with are gamers
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Stay fly the jet-pack is all I use
those fools beneath me now can only look up and shoot
my warthog is untouchable
extermination and perfection means
I'm a wrecking crew
killjoys get yoinks
be the bullet, overkills and all that
killtac, hail to the king, skyjack no turning back
splatter fast, 2 seconds later the laser lets off a loud clap
[Intro]
Yeah ah ha
everybody is
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
(repeated)
[Chorus]
Yeah ah ha, everybody is
busy Playin' Halo, at their crib
Yeah ah ha, screaming get stuck
when I pull out the rocks, deaths comin'
ownin' all around every city you know everybody
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
The worlds down every country always sings we be
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
Playin' Halo, Playin' Halo
[Verse 1]
Uh, controls right, armor straight
the noobs are scared of it but the pros ain't
until they get a sniper bullet to the face
shot the sniper once made the screen shake
life denied, the lead be pourin'
it's the AR you know I betray for it
and it doesn't matter what the level
got you haters checking stats I'm earning each and every medal
see them armor lock and there's nothin' that can kill 'em
just wait a minute, throw a sticky it's a happy endin'
no love for reppin' floatin' hearts
t-bagging, it's an art
[Chorus]
[Verse 2]
Grab the ball for my pistol beat your head in
arm the bomb, cap the flag, watch the game end
use a hologram that's all I need bro
assassinate left and right one man show
I'm strafing side to side putting 5 shots in
so you should stop to watch and learn but you're too busy dyin'
opposing team full of disgraces
give it up cuz every team I roll with are gamers
[Chorus]
[Verse 3]
Stay fly the jet-pack is all I use
those fools beneath me now can only look up and shoot
my warthog is untouchable
extermination and perfection means
I'm a wrecking crew
killjoys get yoinks
be the bullet, overkills and all that
killtac, hail to the king, skyjack no turning back
splatter fast, 2 seconds later the laser lets off a loud clap
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Level 37
Ascension
If you ever want to waste four hours of your life, this is the way to do it...Halo:Reachtage [no weakness]perdzilla2010-12-08 | Just having fun with Halo:Reach, enjoy!
Gameplay & Editing: no weakness
Music: Main Title (From "City Slickers") & Rude Boy (Instrumental)
And a big 'ol thanks to Bungie for a great game.The Halo 3 Banperdzilla2009-07-07 | ==Halo 3 Remix to Eminem's 'The Way I Am'==
[Link to MP3] http://www.mediafire.com/?dtpkxtzctjduebt LYRICS
I sit back with this pack of new Halo 3 maps
and this need to partake in a long killing spree
I'm the meanest MC in this -- in this game
it's insane I've been matched with a match so half-assed
and just work these teen twerps six feet under the dirt
and it hurts go berserk watch me do all the work
all these kills, I'm just ill, slowly break down your will
there's no end to my skill of course until i get killed
and at least I can rest again peacefully
but at least have the decency in you
to not boot me out, when I turn your lights out
you got in my way, so sorry i'll say
my first betrayal of the day
I don't know you and no,
I don't owe you a motherfuking thing
I'm not Mr. MLG, I'm here just for fun see
I'm not Mr. Bungie, don't want to, will never be
If you hump me my rage will grow deadly
No patience is in me and if you offend me
I'm sticking you squarely.. in the face
Ain't no race, to the end, this is slayer my friend
go call all your buddies up, send me an invite
I'll join and enjoy slaughtering your whole crew
I'm tired of owning you
I don't mean to be mean but I hate your whole god damned team
And I am, deserving of a Halo ban
matchmaking ain't ready for my Halo clan
at the end of the game all the kids say damn
he's only stopped by a Halo ban
Sometimes I just feel like a martyr, Halo's Holy Father
with all of this nonsense these contests
and, "Oh, I need recon" These kids need to be gone
even more all the one's who treat 50's like leaders
it's an imaginary rank in Halo 3
and it blows me away how all these kids go crazy
Its all just a joke to me
so I point my gun at 'em, but not the Snipe or SMG
Or the A or BR, I charge the one you put up
when you don't give a fuck, when you won't just put up
with the noobshit they pull, noobs what I call all of you
watch me assasinate you, I'm red team, you're blue
and the game ends that way... better watch your back
where's you're whole team at? Just asking please fight back
Middle of the map, that's where I'll be at
Oh it's so sad you cheat, an utter tragedy
Having this happenin'
La-la-laggin' me out cause I play this way
But I'm glad cause this feeds me the fuel that I need for the fire
to burn and it's burnin' and I have returned
I'm so sick and tired of being on fire
That I wish my level couldn't go any higher
And stopped from being able to turn the games tables
Cut my ethernet cable to end all this pain
Halo 3 probation, Halo 3 sensation
I'm like Eminem dealing with these radio stations
and I just do not got the patience
to deal with these crappy connections of
kids who just cheat, host boot, look up my IP, address its a mess
I'm losing my head
constantly asked the same fucking questions
What does this trigger do, whats your tool of destruction
They why, the who what when, the where, how to crouch
'till I'm grabbing the disc and throwing it out
cause they driving me crazy... I can't fake it
I'm chasing insane this has to be it
and I'm thankful for every kill that I get
but I can't stop and quit, have to prove I'm legit
every waking minute
no i won't join your custom game
I'll just win, doesn't matter what mapGatorade Rainperdzilla2009-06-06 | Oh it's good....it's very good.Mobbin DEEP out the MVperdzilla2009-05-16 | My buddy and I, reppin' the 602, take to the streets of Zanzibar mobbin' with the crew.
SHAQdaddyNdaPHX is my buddy, this was his first time playing Halo.
Music:
What Happened To That Boy - Baby & Clipse (owned by UMG)
Shooter - Lil WayneMythic Map Pack [I Love Halo]perdzilla2009-05-15 | [Mythic Map Song Contest]
=Mythic Map Pack [I Love Halo]=
That Halo last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I played my ass off and had this one kid negative fifty
See me kill these kids with glee
On Orbital, Sandbox, and Assembly
Those are the three
Mythic Maps
Download them now
Then hit me back
Man I love Halo
I want to play Halo for the rest of my life
Get matched up with me youre in for a fight
If we load up Sandbox my BRs too nice
A double kill is me killing you twice
Go on and quit
Hurry it up
Assembly is next
Step on up
Mythic Map Pack is the name of this song
Play with me and the game wont go long
Dont even crouch
Orbitals my house
Fifty is my ranking
Better hope Im faking
Time played on Halo Id pick over J-Lo
Just played a game and all I can say is
That Halo last night was awfully crazy
I wish we taped it
I played my ass off and had this one kid negative fifty
See me kill these kids with glee
On Orbital, Sandbox, and Assembly
Those are the three
Mythic Maps
Download them now
Then hit me back
Man I love Halo
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instrumental: I Love College by Asher RothJizz In My Pants [Halo 3 Remix]perdzilla2009-04-09 | A parody of the hit song, Jizz In My Pants, inspired by Halo 3.
Enjoy.
Load game, BR start
MLG its a work of art
I take a look at your silly name
Your gamertag lacks a familiar phrase
x x big x x
Dont forget to end it in the exact same way
The number of Xs prove how good you can play
I should know I play all day
My Halo skill is straight divine
Your trigger finger aint as quick as mine
I get a kill I want some more
Oh what bliss here comes three more
And I jizz in my pants
This really never happens on every kill
I wont go negative
Every kill is a thrill
I keep on playing and increase my score and
Now I jizz in my pants
I lose control watching my score go up
I never lose
This is no game of luck
Im insane on the sticks
Some would say thats a must
Hey look I won the game
Bungie never takes me seriously
This isnt how its supposed to be
Delete my emails and lock my threads
Im trying to let you inside my head
Check out this map that I just made
Its for my gametype called MLG Rave
Best game of all time I promise you this
Other peoples game types are hit and miss
Check my inbox thats when I read it
Message from Shiska asking can we dev it
And I jizzed in my pants
I never thought
That this day would come
Bungie asking me to join the fun
Recon armor
A flaming head
Cuz I Jizzed in my pants
This is by far the best day of my life
Better than when I married my wife
What happens now?
Do I get paid?
Bungie better not be pullin my leg
Last night, I played a game
As I recall it was a MLG game
I get 4 shotted from across the map
Whats happening? This game is whack
And I jizzed in my pants
Need to get a kill, Im getting trolled
Killed again, this game gets old
Assassinate a crouching kid
And I jizz in my pants
The next game
I stick a noob
And I jizz in my pants
Shoot a rocket get a triple kill
And I jizz in my pants
When I laser two kids in only one shot
I jizzed in my pants
I just killed an elite
And I jizzed in my pants
I jizz right in my pants
When I play Halo 3
Controller in my hands
Its like havin sex to me
You say I'm immature
Just cuz I play Halo 3
Overkills are commonplace
You should now bow down to me
Thanks to The Lonley Island for the original song.