Who will Robert Strong/the Mountain fight? (ASOIAF theory) a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-04-01 | Turns out Audacity was programmed by actual magicians, cos that's the only way this audio's even slightly tolerable. Also happy April fools - I thought the most subversive thing to do would be to upload a kinda sorta serious theory that has a fool in it and also includes a high-quality belch.Anyway, I came up with most of this theory independently, but there's nothing new under the sun, so here's some links to a couple of Reddit posts I looked at:One on the Trial by Seven - reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/nh6s3v/spoilers_extended_cerseis_trial_by_sevenOne just on the regular trial - reddit.com/r/asoiaf/comments/1ch70e/spoiler_all_who_will_fight_ser_robert_strongThere was also a westeros.org thread but when I tried to copy the link across my antivirus told me it had phishing in it so I guess you'll just have to find it for yourself.
Ranking every member of the Nights Watch a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-09-04 | Don't ask me about the audio. DON'T. I'm not going through and editing out every breath and lip smack in a four hour video. I do have other things I'd rather be doing you know. Just go to sleep. Sleeeeeep.aardvark's music - youtube.com/@SamtoInfinity/releasesaardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/channel/UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Who will be the 1000th Lord Commander of the Nights Watch? a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-08-07 | Sorry about the audio. Sorry about the weird black smudge above Jon Snow's left shoulder (his left, not our left). Sorry about missing likely my only opportunity to reference Crispy Bill.If you can get past all that, enjoy.Aardvark's music - youtube.com/@SamtoInfinity/releases Aardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/channel/UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Which has more Prime Ministers, Dr Who or real life? a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-06-18 | Are there more Prime Ministers in Doctor Who than there are in real life? Is this a worthwhile question? Did I waste a considerable amount of time and energy on this video? The answer to all these questions will be revealed.aardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/channel/UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtAaardvark's music - youtube.com/@SamtoInfinity/releases
Is Shakespeare canon to ASOIAF? a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-05-01 | No.But it's only a seven minute video, why not indulge me for a moment.Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCki5XSs-YB-Y0sJOmQlHAvA Aardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
This is a Hoi4 Wombles channel now. a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-04-01 | Don't look at the date.Wombles mod - steamcommunity.com/sharedfiles/filedetails/?id=3609797401Corrections:1) Chevrolet is not a French car make, but in fact American. In my defence it is the most French-sounding car I've heard of.2) Porsche is, of course, German. This one is less defensible.3) Old Jack's Boat is not a song, but in fact a TV show. I was confusing it with Right Said Fred, a Bernard Cribbins song from which the band famous for 'I'm Too Sexy' gets its name.4) Rolf Carls was a WW2 German admiral. He has no known affiliation with Rolf Harris.Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCki5XSs-YB-Y0sJOmQlHAvAAardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Okay, but who really poisoned Joffrey? (sober version) a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-03-06 | May have forgotten to check that the original version of this video was the right aspect ratio... seems I didn't update the export settings in Hitfilm since my last video, which was a short. Or actually it was a bold artistic choice. They say true genius is never recognised in its time. Who can say?Also the thing seems to be displaying wrong on Youtube still, there's black bars on the top and right, dunno why that's there. Edit: actually I do know, but I think it's best to just leave it as a monument to the old version.aardvark's music - @SamtoInfinity aardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio
Happy ASOIAF Valentines Day a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-02-14 | I debated turning this into a big theory but couldn't quite justify it, and didn't have the time either - so here it is as a Youtube short. Look at me all keeping up with the times. Next thing you know I'll be starting up one of these 'MySpaces' I'm hearing so much about
Big Brain Belwas (asoiaf theory) a somewhat annoyed llama 2026-01-30 | That's right, it's BBB, soon to be the credit rating on government debt and also the A Level requirements for a mid-tier university course. Oh and also Big Brain Belwas, who is actually Arthur Dayne or something idkaardvark's music - @SamtoInfinity aardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio
The Bizarre Sci-fi Sequel to 101 Dalmatians a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-12-05 | Everybody has heard of 101 Dalmatians. Most people have seen it, a few of you degenerates might actually have gone as far as reading it. But did you know it had a sequel? No, I'm not talking about the films, I'm talking about the book. It's got everything you want in a cuddly children's book sequel - a lynch mob, nuclear anxiety, and biting political satire of the Harold Wilson government.First person to comment 'Pongo is Azor Ahai' wins a point. Most convincing explanation for _why_ he's Azor Ahai wins three.Go susbcribe to Aardvark youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwHe also has audio dramas youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Ranking the Consorts of ASOIAF a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-10-31 | Why not eh? Thanks to commenter daxecutioner101 for the suggestion.Didn't bother to edit the audio properly - so no change there.Go susbcribe to Aardvark youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwHe also has audio dramas youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
The Conspiracy of Maidenpool (asoiaf theory) a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-10-03 | This might be the most obscure asoiaf topic I've made a video on, but I think it's mildly interesting.Anyway, go check out aardvark youtube.com/@SamtoInfinity/releases and his new album youtube.com/watch?v=4tYUWovwJQQ&list=OLAK5uy_mT0QldmFT2itK2iH7gIPQxflpVm172itM
Why the Others should (almost) win a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-09-05 | I do have other theory ideas but they're all rather obscure even for me (i.e: based on Fire and Blood), so thought I'd make a video about something a bit more normal that's been kicking around my head for a while. Might rank the consorts next.You didn't hear it from me, but aardvark has a new album coming out soon, with words in it and everything - go susbcribe to him youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwHe also has audio dramas youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA Sorry about the belch, I'll stop adding them in when I stop finding them funny. So never.
Ranking EVERY Kingsguard a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-08-01 | This is my magnum opus and cannot be topped.Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwAardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Does the High Sparrow want to lose? a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-07-04 | About five people suggested this possibility in the comments of my video about Cersei's trial by combat, and the idea was interesting one, so here's a video about it.Sorry about the audio, dunno why my mic started crackling at various points.Also I learned that the first line of the description shows up when a video comes up on google, and most of mine are apologies about the audio, so I moved the apology down this time.aardvark's music - / youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwaardvark's audio dramas - / @BlindMasqueradeAudio
Maegor the Cruel = Henry VIII a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-06-06 | This is the last video about Maegor the Cruel, I promise. Well, at least for now. This video is unscripted and lightly edited cos I didn't want to have to put too much effort into it, but I still had to cut out several rants about Protestantism and a few moments when I accidentally doxxed myself, so hey ho.aardvark's music - / sam to infinity - topic aardvark's audio dramas - / @blindmasqueradeaudio
Who Killed Maegor the Cruel? a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-05-09 | Can't seem to get Maegor the Cruel off the brain lately - he was in the king ranking, the hand ranking, and now he gets his own video. I might end up doing another one about him as well! He's living rent free, and in this economy that just isn't on.aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwaardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/channel/UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Ranking ALL the Hands of the King in ASOIAF a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-04-11 | What a terrible idea. I had to go through two and a half hours of audio to sort out the plosives and cut out the horrible lip-smacking sounds, and still didn't get all of them. Also I was half asleep by the end of this so couldn't remember anything about the one I put at number 1. Oh well.Thanks for 2000 subscribers by the way!aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJw aardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Five(ish) Wex Pyke theories for your perusal a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-03-28 | Wex theories that I couldn't fit into my last video about Rickon being on Skagos. Are any of them actually true? Ehh, probably not, if I had to pick the one that's most likely it's the Little Walder one. But in reality he'll probably go with Davos to Skagos or disappear from the book altogether once GRRM realises how many holes there are in his story.Aardvark's new album - youtube.com/playlist?list=OLAK5uy_l7VUUiZlATt1ItCho5oLE-2V5e1f6osyIAnd his music channel in general - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwAnd his audio dramas - youtube.com/@UC9UuGaO-ZfT4kc85ABszGtA
Why is Rickon on Skagos? (ASOIAF theory) a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-02-14 | Join me on another journey of pointless speculation about asoiaf.That theory video I mentioned in the last frame of the video - youtube.com/watch?v=ON7K6jmRJ5Y&t=1sAardvark has a NEW ALBUM OUT TODAY! His music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJwAardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio
the state of the asoiaf fandom in 2025 a somewhat annoyed llama 2025-01-10 | Just a quick one to celebrate a whole year of making absurdly niche asoiaf videos. Clip taken from The Thick of It, Spinners and Losers - if you haven't seen this show you should.
Ranking the Pretenders to the Iron Throne a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-12-20 | Another one of these cos I like doing them and they're relatively quick to do.Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJw Aardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio
Larys Lives! a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-11-29 | Some good unadulterated tinfoil here with all the proper ingredients - magic, reading way too much into offhand lines and a healthy disrespect for the meaning of the word 'evidence'. Beneath the gold, the bitter tin. Subscribe to the Interesting Nerd Club, they're gonna put out a Larys video within the next 10-300 business days - @InterestingNerdClub Check out aardvark's music with words in and stuff - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJw And his audio dramas too - @BlindMasqueradeAudio
Ranking the kings of Westeros! a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-10-25 | Summat a bit different for this video, just cos I like ranking things. Did no scripting and barely any editing so there's all the horrible plosives, breaths, 'erms', background noise, forgetting what I was saying, not having anything to say and so on. Listening back to it, I should have ranked Aegon III higher. Oh well.Aardvark's audio dramas - youtube.com/@BlindMasqueradeAudio Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJw
What was Larys up to? (part two) a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-10-18 | Hey, I said it would take a year but in fact it only took a week.The womble on the top left is Uncle Bulgaria, by the way. Cos he's an uncle, and Larys is an uncle. I really couldn't think of a better way of representing that possible motivation.Aardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio Aardvark's music - / sam to infinity - topic
What was Larys up to? (part 1) a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-10-11 | Look I'm sorry about the audio alright, I'm working on it.(I'm not actually working on it)(nor am I sorry)Part two will be out in a year or twoAardvark's audio dramas - @BlindMasqueradeAudio Aardvark's music - youtube.com/channel/UCTaq8d9McgilvXklHo8mvJw
Did the maesters start the Dance? a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-07-26 | This video is a bit of a mess, I re-read the whole of the Dance of the Dragons section of Fire and Blood and took fifteen pages of notes but couldn't really string anything together to have a proper full-fat maester conspiracy. But I still wanted an excuse to make this intro, so I made the video anyway.Check out aardvark's audio dramas: @BlindMasqueradeAudio
Where is Maegor Brightflame? a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-05-31 | Everyone always asks where is Maegor Brightflame, no-one asks how is Maegor Brightflame. Actually that's not true, nobody asks either of those questions. Except for me.
The Historical Dance of the Dragons a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-05-01 | You know when you think of something independently and then go look it up and see that everyone and their mum has already thought of it? Yeah, so that's what happened here. When I was reading Fire and Blood a year ago I thought 'hmm, this seems familiar', and when I looked it up everyone else had the same thought. Even though there's a dozen perfectly good videos on the internet explaining this, I couldn't think of anything else to make so here's another. I do have some ideas now for a video to make next month, so the well hasn't run completely dry yet.Anyway, sources:The White Ship by Charles SpencerThe Plantaganets by Dan Jones (part 1)The History of England Podcast, episodes 31-34 open.spotify.com/show/1ma6cw6eHoBHCf3CjyTYjuThe Anarchy: Everything you wanted to know (History Extra) open.spotify.com/episode/6X5rzRNL0aNQ4ZMDVgaW4iThe Anarchy (In Our Time) open.spotify.com/episode/5TkakZbKW3vRGJiimyKndIAnd of course... en.wikipedia.org/wiki/William_FitzEmpress
Who killed Gyles Rosby? a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-03-01 | Yes, yes, I know about the background noise. I'm not an audio engineer, alright? Just turn the volume down or something.The video I sent to the Interesting Nerd Club - youtube.com/watch?v=hQnGRv2R4aU&t=2s The ASOIAF timeline that some absolute mentallers have put together - docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1ZsY3lcDDtTdBWp1Gx6mfkdtZT6-Gk0kdTGeSC_Dj7WM/edit#gid=8
Everyone is Azor Ahai Part Four a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-02-02 | The epic conclusion where the theory truly falls apart. This one was recorded on my phone mic so the audio is even worse than the other ones. Enjoy
Everyone is Azor Ahai Part 3: The Davos Diatribe a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-01-26 | This is the one bit I actually genuinely 100% no joke believe. Jon Snow? Too cliched. Dany? Too power-hungry. Davos is the one true Azor Ahai, and nothing you can say will convince me otherwise.
Everyone is Azor Ahai (Part Two) a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-01-19 | Hopefully the audio is slightly better on this one? Also thanks for all the kind comments on the first video, my cynical heart was truly warmed.
Everyone is Azor Ahai (ASOIAF theory) a somewhat annoyed llama 2024-01-12 | Well, not everyone. And not all of them are really Azor Ahai either. I've already made the other parts to this and am gonna upload them every Friday.
Hat Films Animated: The Anne Frank Dog Scenario a somewhat annoyed llama 2022-01-07 | It's another 'animation' about killing dogs. Not sure what this says about both Hat Films and me, but I'm sure it's all their fault.Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=qNQrA9ulMmQ&t=1659sSubscribing is an option.
Hat Films Animated: Smiths Scenarios a somewhat annoyed llama 2021-07-18 | This 'animation' is my longest one yet, and as such it is riddled with errors. Smith's hair colour is as inconsistent as his Uno is consistent, frames are out of time and out of order, and the resolution is still a horrendous 800x600, probably because I was watching York beat Newcastle 1-0 while making it. Punch the subscribe button so hard that your fist breaks through your screen and you end up in hospital with shards of glass sticking through your knuckles.Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=lBl2vPJqsjc
Triforce! Animated: The Ballad of the Bath Plug a somewhat annoyed llama 2021-03-23 | It's a tale we've all heard a thousand times, each more captivating than the last - Sips' story about the time his bathplug broke. Here is the first recorded telling of this saga, brought to life with stunning(ly bad) animation. Gaze in awe at what is being described as the emotional action-thriller of the century.The original video: youtube.com/watch?v=W5ifxPu4wwYSubscribe to the belief that you shouldn't subscribe to this channel
Why is Robert Walpole our first Prime Minister? a somewhat annoyed llama 2020-08-30 | What an embarrassment of a video this is. Poorly edited, oodles of background noise, images that haven't been cropped right, questionable historical judgements and a lack of sources because I didn't remember to write them down. But classic sunk cost fallacy set in about halfway through making it, and it's not like I had anything else to do, so here it is. I don't ask for your forgiveness, nor your understanding. I only ask for you to subscribe.Intro music made by a Somewhat Disgusted Aardvark - stay away from his channel by not clicking on this link: youtube.com/channel/UCjy0UEyYngGjnK13wfpHzXQ
Triforce Animated: Astronomy with Lewis a somewhat annoyed llama 2020-06-12 | I haven't made one of these in a while, and for good reason; they leave the world very slightly worse than they found it. Anyway, this episode documents the atrophy of one man's brain due to aging, prolonged isolation and copious amounts of gin.Original Video: youtube.com/watch?v=VvMN96xW0wo Don't subscribe.
A Very Merry Election Debate a somewhat annoyed llama 2019-12-12 | This is very rushed because I wanted to get it out before the election. I would apologise, but I'm not sorry, and who cares anyway.In this brief installment, we have some insensitive jokes about terrorists, and that's about it. Wow, that's unimpressive.Original Video: youtube.com/watch?v=NL90lrqx4cADon't subscribe. You have better things to do with your time. Like vote!
Triforce Animated: A Japanese Betrayal a somewhat annoyed llama 2019-08-06 | I did this one in half a day. It just goes to show, you can't rush genius, but you can rush godawful animation.For context, this one is about Mrs Flax. Probably should have pointed that out in the video somewhere, but that would have required forward thinking and effort, neither of which I have.Original Podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=o_VuTzK4PR8Don't look at my channel. Don't do it. There are things there, things that might look back...
Theresa May has some final words to say a somewhat annoyed llama 2019-06-29 | What an emotional time. There have been highs, there have been lows, actually there haven't been any highs, unless you count half her cabinet, but Theresa May's rule has finally come to an end. Here, she gives her final message to the nation, about how she is a reformed cannibal and covered up David Cameron murdering a humanitarian.If you want less of this, don't check out my channel.Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=_t25xAp270o
Jeremy Hunt launches in a somewhat annoyed llama 2019-03-06 | Jeremy Hunt tells his haunting tale of being captured by Russian diplomats and pines for the good old days of 1783.Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=UFoCMYlJ-lg If you are in desperate need of more of this, consider my channel. Don't actually go there though, that would be a step too far.
Jeremy Corbyn opens fire a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-10-16 | Jeremy Corbyn reveals that Diane Abbott is imprisoning toddlers and vows to get himself off the railway tracks.Subscribe for more mashup videosThe original video: youtube.com/watch?v=kJO1iiOXWr4Another Jeremy Corbyn video: youtube.com/watch?v=48TKTiPnsL8This is all jokes, I like the Jeremessiah so if I can make this then you can take it
Triforce Animated: High Art a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-09-05 | In yet another embarassing display, I release a video which this time at least has the courtesy not just to be a snippet from a podcast with poorly drawn pictures over it. No, in this brave new world it's a mashup, where I edit the podcast to make it sound even more criminally insane than it already was, and this time... there might even by one or two seconds of animation in there! Gasp!Original podcasts used: Episode 15: youtube.com/watch?v=_-ertghZTO8Episode 51: youtube.com/watch?v=9MoefvRZkOgIf you for whatever unholy reason want more of these animations, or indeed a similar mashup style but with politicians, click the cat with red eyes sitting on the manhole.
Jacob Rees-Mogg enters the fray a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-07-17 | That's right, even though they average about 8 views per video, here comes another political editing fiasco. In this installment, Rees-Mogg describes how he enjoys killing people and reveals that the greatest joy in life is not changing nappies.Original video here: youtube.com/watch?v=_h6XgmzQObYSubscribe for less
Triforce! Animated: Pyrion and the Doctor a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-04-25 | In this sad display of piggybacking, I release a shorter, somehow even worse animated video, successfully alienating most of the potential viewers by making it a joke that no-one who hasn't seen Doctor Who will get.Original Podcast: youtube.com/watch?v=9j5xwBMv6XAAnother animation: youtube.com/watch?v=v-TQQMeW-NoIf you're a raging socialist who needs some Theresa May mockeries, check out my channel.
Theresa May somehow still has words to say a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-04-17 | Theresa May discusses dressing up as a turkey, then launches into a rap from which there is no salvation.Original video: youtube.com/watch?v=liFqvZLY5YcThis episode was made with the extremely limited and frankly unwanted help of Cyberscript. His godawful channel is here, if you want to waste your time: youtube.com/channel/UC-YIWxm0fH-yGEh_MXl_YNQSubscribe for less videos.
Triforce and YogPod: The TriPod Podcast a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-02-23 | As was foretold in the prophecy, a time would come when Yogscast podcasts would seem to end. Just as all hope seemed lost, a last, desperate cry would emerge from the depths of Youtube obscurity. This is known as the TriPod. Videos used:YogPod Episode 4: youtube.com/watch?v=Mo1yeplWm-4 Triforce Episode 7: youtube.com/watch?v=p9a-D9dbWBk Triforce Episode 60: youtube.com/watch?v=efbPC_Xw6rw&t=29s Subscribe. Or don't.
Triforce Animated: Spider Chat a somewhat annoyed llama 2018-01-08 | After my other Triforce Animated video started picking up views off the back of two proper Triforce Animated that were made, I quickly jumped on that bandwagon and made a new one of my own. Enjoy.My other Animation: youtube.com/watch?v=ePnD3TuVfoo The original video: youtube.com/watch?v=2QKRSQ9YTPoCheck out my channel for political mashups if that's your thing.
