Channel 5 News: The Musical w/ Lyrics - Bo Burnham - what Musical Comedy 2016-07-25 | Channel 5 News by Bo Burnham (with lyrics!)**All right to Bo Burnham**Share this with your local news station(s)!Lyrics:Tonight at 10The world is ending againAnd we know why and whenSo you better watchWe got a bit with some feminist chickAnd also a picture of a starlet's crotch!Two people died, a double homicideTheir bodies found insideOf a wishing wellAnd we tackle the flawsIn these obesity lawsIn this segment that's sponsoredBy Taco BellWe've got violence, danger, sex, and drugsAnd it's awesome cause all of it's real!We do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the viewsThat you feel...All of this and more and liveOnly on the Channel 5 News!Only on the Channel 5 News!We've got Chip Walker, live at the scene, with breaking news! Chip are you there?Chip Walker hereAm I coming in clear?I'm standing nearTo the scene of the crimeThis Iraqi guy's shopSeemed a newsworthy spotSo we've been gathering shots here for quite some timeToday, real fastThe owner's daughter passedWe grabbed a shot of her assWhile the owner was nearThen he struck my chestAnd now he's under arrestAnd now you people have one lessMan to fearThis family's angry, crying, sad, and lostAnd it's awesome, cause all of it's real!I do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...More as this develops liveOnly on the Channel 5 News!We go now to Max Stevens, with the weather for the weekendWhat are we looking at here, Max: umbrellas or picnic baskets?Max? Max?!We're experiencing technical difficulties, please stand byAlright, we got a signal. Cut to MaxGood evening, hiIt's your weather guyI advise you to buyAnother lightning rodWe didn't catchThis impending disasterMaybe it's natural, maybe it's GodThe sliding mudThe incoming floodWill never wash the bloodFrom my greedy old hands!This job was fun, I had a pretty good runBut I've never been one to give in to demands!People are angry, crying, sad, and lostAnd it's awful cause all of it's real!We do the illusion of news and while you think you're choosing the views that you feel...All of this and more and liveOnly on the Channel 5Only on the Channel 5Only-only-on
Heckler Wants Bo Burnham to Take Her Virginity | #boburnham #musicalcomedy #comedian Musical Comedy 2023-08-27 | ...
Bo Burnham Quotes You Should Know! | Compilation Musical Comedy 2023-08-25 | Bo Burnham has said a lot over the years, but if you want to know the more obscure quotes worth knowing, you’ve come to the right place!# #boburnham #funny #musicalcomedy #comedian #standup #americancomedian #standupcomedian
Tim Minchin | “Fat Children” Musical Comedy 2023-08-21 | — LYRICS —Do not feed doughnuts to your obese childrenYou will regret it when they're in their teens'Maccas' might shut them up now that they're sevenBut they won't forgive you when they're getting picked last for PEDon't you see?Boombalata, motherfuckerHave you noticed that your kids are fat?What're you going to do about that?What're you going to do?So you're telling me that your familyHas a history of obesity?You've got a wire loose in your pituitary?"It's just the way that God made me"?It's unlikely, statisticallyTo be a physical thingBut either way it don't explain why youAre in the queue at Burger KingYou can blame it on biologyYou can blame your physiologyYou can point to genealogyOr your social anthropologyYou can say you are an ectomorphThat you just can't get the kilos offWell you can be what you wanna beBut stop feeding your boy KFCHe weighs 40 kilos and he's only threeHe looks like a clean-shaven PavarottiSwitching to Diet Coke is not the way backBoombalata, motherfuckerYour kids are fat, have you noticed that?And you, you should feel ashamedFor you have only got yourself to blameYour 5 year old princess in her size 14 tutuOnly eats pizza like that because you doShe'll be dead of a heart attackBefore your grandchildren are tenPerhaps you'll considerA cut-back on extra fries thenBoombalata, kiddie-stufferYour kids are fat, have you noticed that?What're you gonna do about that?What're you gonna do?So you're telling me that your familyHas a history of obesityYou got the polycystic ovaryYour mum had childhood diabetesBut (and in your caseThere's a fucking big butt)Do you think it's an appropriate treatThe all-you-can-eat at Pizza Hut?There's no excuse, you silly gooseFor a child with a cabooseLike a moose who's eaten too much mousseIt's tantamount to child abuseKick them off the fucking couchUnplug the PlayStationSend them down to the parkIf they don't wanna go, make 'emTell them they have to jogUntil their jogging shorts fit 'emIf they hesitate, ask firmlyIf they still resist, hit 'emIs this what you want for your girl and your guy?These chips off the pork chop, for the toffee apples of your eye?Six-packs of Kit Kats are not the way backBoombalata, MotherfuckerYour kids are fat, did you notice that?And you, you should feel ashamedFor you have only got yourself to blameYour 6 year old miniature Jabba the HutEating half melted Mars Bars from the folds of his gutHe'll be looking for a kidneyBefore your grandchildren are tenPerhaps you'll considerA cut-back on Taco Bell thenPerhaps you'll considerA cut-back on Krispy Kreme doughnutsAnd popcorn in bucket-sized boxesAnd microwave pizza or drive-through McDonaldsFor weeknightly dinners in front of the TVAnd notes to the phys-ed instructor sayingTimmy has asthma but he really just gets short of breathCause he's 35 kilos above the ideal weightOf 35 kilos for a nine year old boy
BEST Bo Burnham Songs to Sing Along To! Musical Comedy 2023-08-18 | During the Bo Burnham song challenge, you all commented what you thought the best Bo Burnham songs to sing along to were. Here are the most common responses in no particular order!
Bo Burnham | “Video Game” Instrumental | Inside Musical Comedy 2023-08-15 | Instrumental of the video game segment in Bo Burnham’s “Inside”
Bo Burnham | Apologizes to Lighting Lady Musical Comedy 2023-08-14 | The lighting lady at his show, got creative and included different colors. Bo Burnham apologized after his song.
God Halts Bo Burnham’s Show | #boburnham #musicalcomedy #funny #americancomedian #comedian Musical Comedy 2023-08-13 | ...
Grumpy Bo Burnham Musical Comedy 2023-08-11 | This is from the opening of an interview Bo Burnham did with FSU Torch.See full interview here: youtu.be/8RSFxp9Fg50#boburnham #funny #musicalcomedy #comedy #comedian #standup #standupcomedian
Bo Burnham and the Creepy Old Man | #boburnham #funny #americancomedian #musicalcomedy #comedian Musical Comedy 2023-08-09 | ...
Garfunkel and Oates | “I Would Never (Have Sex with You)” Musical Comedy 2023-08-07 | ~Lyrics~Remember the time we went out to dinnerYou and I aloneWe ate some French friesLet's do it againRemember the time we went to the moviesLaughed so hard we criedAnd then we ate more French fries (French fries)Let's do it again'Cause I really like you as a friendBut there are things I can't pretendKnow I could love you 'til the endBut there is just one problem...Problem... problem...I would never have sex with youBelieve me, you'd know it if I wanted toI already would've shown my boobs to youBut that will never happenRemember the time we stayed up all night talkingLet our secrets outUntil the sunshineLet's do it againRemember the time we went to Dave & Buster'sDanced danced revolution'Til we won a keychain (French fries)Let's do it againThis shouldn't come as a surpriseYou should've seen it in my eyesI kinda like some other guysBut there's a bigger problem...Problem... problem...I would never have sex with youBelieve me, you'd know it if I wanted toI already would have gone down on you(You would've liked it!)But that will never happenNo amount of alcoholCould change my mind at allOur lips will never touchSo kiss that thought goodbye'Cause...I would never have sex with youBelieve me, you'd know it if I wanted toI already would have held hands with youBut that will never happen
Bo Burnham | Songs He Barely Performed LIVE Musical Comedy 2023-08-04 | Some songs Bo Burnham never performed live, while others he only performed in select instances. Here are a few songs he typically didn’t perform live…
Bo Burnham Mocks Traditional Comedians | #boburnham #comedy #musicalcomedy Musical Comedy 2023-08-02 | ...
Flight of the Conchords | “You Don’t Have to Be a Prostitute” Musical Comedy 2023-07-31 | Lyrics:Oh ohIt's a cold nightBeneath the street lightsThere's a man whose pants are too tightOh no, his pants are too tight(My pants are too tight)He stands thereAn empty stareTrying to make enough money for his cab fare homeHe'll have to walk home tonight(Don't have enough for the ride)The streets are cruelHe tries to act coolHe goes to work with only his work toolYou can put away your tool, JermaineYou don't have to be a ProstituteNo no no no noYou can say no to being a man-hoA male gigalowYou don't have to be a ProstituteNo no no no noYou can say no to being a night-looker, a boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-hoHe cannot see his way out(I cannot my way out)He can't see his way out(Male prostitution seems to be my only option)He can't see his way out(I cannot see my way out)He can't see his way outNo no no no noHe's selling cheap thrillsTo pay expensive billsBut check your resumeYou must have some other skillsDo you have any other skillsLike typing?They see him, wanting to please themWanting to play him, but they don't even pay himOh no noThey don't think he's worth it at allThough they are no oneHe tries to bring them homeMaybe it'd be OK if he lived aloneOoh you have a roommate, JermaineDon't bring them homeYou don't have to be a prostituteNo no no no noYou can say no to being a man-hoA male gigaloYou don't have to be a prostituteNo no no no noYou can say no to being a night-looker, A boy-hooker a rent-boy bro-pro
Bo Burnham | “Hipster” | Zach Stone Ringtones Musical Comedy 2023-07-28 | Here are one of the ringtones that weren’t used in the actual show of Zach Stone.
Stephen Lynch | EPIC Song Compilation Musical Comedy 2023-07-24 | In honor of Stephen Lynch’s birthday on July 28th, here is an epic compilation of some of his songs! Not all of them are here, but some of his most iconic are.
Bo Burnham | First Time Performing I F*ck Sl*ts Musical Comedy 2023-07-21 | Bo Burnham first performed his signature poem in January 2011, only three months after his "Words Words Words" special came out, and nearly three years before "what." released. 🎵Welcome to Musical Comedy! Welcome to the channel where we highlight the best from our favorite musical comedians. SUBSCRIBE: https://m.youtube.com/c/MusicalComedy?sub_confirmation1📱Watch the best moments from musical-based comedians. 🖥🐦 Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/MusicalComedian🐥 Twitter: MusicalComedian (in case link above is broken)
Bo Burnham: “Boys Talk about Fortnite” | #boburnham Musical Comedy 2023-07-19 | This is from 2018, during Bo Burnham’s “Eighth Grade” film premiere.
Bo Burnham Trying to Smile | Inside Musical Comedy 2023-07-17 | Trying to be funny when stuck in a room
Bo Burnham | Doing Crowd Work at His Show Musical Comedy 2023-07-14 | In his earliest days as a comedian, Bo Burnham would spend time interacting with the audience and meeting people, especially at his college shows.
Bo Burnham’s Christian Hell Song | #boburnham #funny #comedy #musicalcomedy Musical Comedy 2023-07-13 | ...
Bo Burnham Hurt His Hand | #boburnham #comedy #standupcomedian #musicalcomedy #funny Musical Comedy 2023-07-11 | ...
Victor Borge | The Hilarious Conductor Musical Comedy 2023-07-10 | This early Victor Borge clip where he performs as a conductor, pulling some gags along the way.
EPIC Compilation of Musical Comedians | Bo Burnham, Tim Minchin, Stephen Lynch, Garfunkel and Oates… Musical Comedy 2023-07-07 | In honor of 100,000,000 views across the Musical Comedy channel, here is a compilation of interviews, songs, and random clips from musical comedians.
Hitting 100,000,000 Views Musical Comedy 2023-07-07 | After over 7 years and 1000 videos, thank you all for getting the Musical Comedy channel to 100 million views! Of course, none of this would be possible without the amazing talents of musical comedians featured on this channel. Thank you to each and every one of you who has watched over the years, whether you are new and just started watching this week or if you have been here since 2016, thank you!
Tom Lehrer | “Bright College Days” Musical Comedy 2023-07-03 | Tom Lehrer’s song reminiscing over the good old days of being in college…
Bo Burnham | “Daytime Clubbing” | Zach Stone Ringtones Musical Comedy 2023-06-30 | 🎵Welcome to Musical Comedy! Welcome to the channel where we highlight the best from our favorite musical comedians. SUBSCRIBE: https://m.youtube.com/c/MusicalComedy?sub_confirmation1📱Watch the best moments from musical-based comedians. 🖥🐦 Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/MusicalComedian🐥 Twitter: MusicalComedian (in case link above is broken)
Bo Burnham & Elsie Fisher’s Whacky Q&A Musical Comedy 2023-06-23 | A collection of answers from Bo Burnham and Elsie Fisher during the promotion for the film “Eighth Grade” back in 2018. 🎵Welcome to Musical Comedy! Welcome to the channel where we highlight the best from our favorite musical comedians. SUBSCRIBE: https://m.youtube.com/c/MusicalComedy?sub_confirmation1📱Watch the best moments from musical-based comedians. 🖥🐦 Follow me on Twitter: twitter.com/MusicalComedian🐥 Twitter: MusicalComedian (in case link above is broken)
Bo Burnham | Removed Lyric from Make Happy Intro Musical Comedy 2023-06-16 | Instead of saying “if you can divide by zero, let me hear you say hell yeah”, Bo had another line instead about uncles and nephews that he later removed….
Garfunkel and Oates | “Pregnant Women are Smug” Musical Comedy 2023-06-12 | A song about how full of themselves pregnant woman can be!
Bo Burnham | “Rant” | EPIC Compilation Musical Comedy 2023-06-09 | “Rant” was certainly one of Bo Burnhan’s early bangers. Here is an epic compilation of various performances he gave of it!
Bo Burnham Farts 💨 | #boburnham #comedy Musical Comedy 2023-06-08 | No description needed, title says it all!
Bo Burnham | Joking With College Kids in the Audience Musical Comedy 2023-06-05 | Bo Burnham used to joke with members of the audience back when he would perform at college campuses.
Bo Burnham and the Girl with the Dumb Name Musical Comedy 2023-05-26 | Bo Burnham Makes fun of Heckler for her Name
Tim Minchin | “Hallelujah” Cover Musical Comedy 2023-05-22 | Tim Minchin performs this duet with Geradline Quinn in 2005 in Edinburgh.
