emilia fartFor the record buttercup did not respond. Also for the record my cat likes it when I sing into his tummy and it is highly consensual. Lastly for the record yes I did have to talk my family out of giving me an intervention.
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Sending people disturbing videos of myself & saying nothingemilia fart2018-04-15 | For the record buttercup did not respond. Also for the record my cat likes it when I sing into his tummy and it is highly consensual. Lastly for the record yes I did have to talk my family out of giving me an intervention.
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Thank you I love you.Making a poke bowl at a playground with @AuroraMusic #aurora #cookingemilia fart2024-06-06 | ...The truth about the way I dress #fashion #style patreon.com/emiliafartemilia fart2024-05-28 | ...I proposed to my girlfriend then danced in a patch of dirty grass with @thelastdinnerparty #danceemilia fart2024-05-21 | ...A secret at patreon.com/emiliafartemilia fart2024-03-05 | ...How to make cheese board crostini on a beach, new long videos on patreon.com/emiliafart #fashionemilia fart2024-02-21 | ...How to make a sandwich in a greenhouse, new long videos on patreon.com/emiliafart #fashion #makeupemilia fart2024-01-31 | ...How to make fondue in a hotel lobby, new long videos on patreon.com/emiliafart #recipe #cookingemilia fart2024-01-17 | ...How to make dip in a pile of snow #cooking #recipe #winter #fashion #makeupemilia fart2023-12-13 | ...maybe it could be foreveremilia fart2023-12-06 | ...How to make salad in a pile of leaves, 42 minute version at patreon.com/emiliafart #cooking #recipeemilia fart2023-11-29 | ...How to give your nephew a makeover new videos at patreon.com/emiliafart #beforeandafter #makeoveremilia fart2023-11-20 | ...How to make pudding at a lighthouse #cooking #dessert #howtoemilia fart2023-11-09 | ...Goat cheese under a tree- 34 minute version on patreon.com/emiliafart #cooking #cheese #halloweenemilia fart2023-10-19 | ...How to make sushi in the middle of a road- 37 minute version on patreon.com/emiliafart #cookingemilia fart2023-09-07 | ...The Curious Case of the Haunted Pizza- 25 minute version on patreon.com/emiliafartemilia fart2023-08-27 | ...Stilton: the Enigmatic Escapade- 32 minute version at patreon.com/emiliafartemilia fart2023-08-24 | ...The Great Gouda Adventure- 30 minute version on patreon.com/emiliafartemilia fart2023-08-23 | ...Em & Dzeej- Like Her Before (Official Music Video)emilia fart2023-01-23 | Like Her Before, first single off the self-titled Em & Dzeej e.p. vinyl out March 20th on Coax Records. Download the single NOW at em-and-dzeej.bandcamp.com Written and arranged by: EM & DZEEJ (c) SOCAN, 2022. Em a.k.a. Emilia Fart (vocals, autoharp, percussion) For access to Emilia's secret, unlisted YouTube videos- patreon.com/emiliafart Dzeej a.k.a. Giselle Claudia Webber (vocals, guitar, drums, synth) In the international phonetic alphabet, our names look like: ɛm & ʒiʒ Recording Engineer: Mark Lawson Mixing Engineer: Mark Lawson Mastering Engineer: Ryan Morey Video concept by: Emilia Fart Filmed by: Brigitte Dajczer at La Fromagerie Folies Bergères in St-Sixte, Québec lafromagerielesfoliesbergeres.ca All streaming links- https://linktr.ee/emanddzeej
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In fields of straw we're raised around a wolf Even though we're young and cannot see the fence yet And I withdraw, I freeze here with the lambs Like her before
The fear it is rising, I've got to go A wolf is arriving again Stares at me writhing, a centrefold Oh Like her Before Oh
If I listen close I hear her voice again now Or my worst fears Oh She screams at me to listen up closely She calls for rising fire
The grit it is climbing I want to yell A wolf is arriving again Stare at him writhing, and breath the smell Oh Like her after
Today we set a fire We go up higher And kill the dog on the straw We lock our hands and can't help but smile and watch smoke rise, rise
She calls us surprising and says she's tired It feels like she's dying again Stares at us smiling, she's all inspired Screams out loud I knew I'd find out, outside the flame
Get out the field Get out past the fence Get out where your ashes are wild Now you can feel Way out past the fence
See if you can heal anymore And you don't look back to who you were beforeTaking off my scarf for the first time in 11 yearsemilia fart2021-11-10 | For new videos- patreon.com/emiliafart
Here is my neck without a scarf and here is my goodbye What happened to Emilia Fart …
I don’t know what to say, or how to articulate how I feel, or how to explain what this and you have meant to me- I can only accept that I won’t fully be able to. Thank you for showing me what is possible. Thank you for being weird and warm. Thank you for believing in me- I believe in you too. On to the next adventure, for both of us. Thank you I love you.
Me oh my, why am I doing this? Still not totally sure, but onward dear friend. Onward.Juliannaemilia fart2021-01-20 | If you want see into the truth of our relationship, or see new videos from me- patreon.com/emiliafart
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Thank you I love you.Sparrowemilia fart2020-10-14 | Thank you I love you.How to change your home when youre falling apartemilia fart2020-09-22 | If you want to see new videos- patreon.com/emiliafart
Interior design during an existential crisis is extremely important, Ty Pennington built a career off it. The morning I filmed this video I had a full on breakdown, so I asked my girlfriend to document me trying to make myself feel better. It worked. Here is my apartment tour several crisis' later.
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Thank you I love you.When the world is endingemilia fart2020-09-02 | Narration and music by Sasha- instagram.com/farthunk I don't want to tell my secrets in the same way anymore. I want to explore what else is possible, what else I'm capable of, and find new things I find inspiring. I'm trying my best to let go of the rest, and to remember you can't start a fire without a spark. You can donate to the Native Women's Association here- nwac.ca/donate
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We are changing, and we need the change. You can donate to the Marsha P. Johnson Institute through this link- marshap.org/donate Black lives matter, trans lives matter, our voices matter, our energy matters.
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Thank you I love you.Im going away for a whileemilia fart2020-04-30 | Thank you. Thank you to whoever is reading this, thank you to whatever forces are out there, thank you to creativity, and imagination, and all the possibility in the world. I’ll still be around on Instagram and Cameo and TikTok- mentioning all three of those things after stating my gratitude for god and all it’s creatures feels mad dumb but I wanted to say both of those things and am too lazy to invent a smooth transition. Thank you I love you- so so so much.
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Thank you I love you (I really mean it).Telling secrets in bed for 16 minutesemilia fart2020-04-23 | If you want to see my neck or subscribe to my online diary- onlyfans.com/emiliafart
I am grateful for my creaky wooden floors and the people I love and my cats and you.
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This is me singing a song I wrote about being trapped inside and what’s happening. It feels good to sing and it feels good to remember that there is magic everywhere- even you’re stuck in the most familiar cube- it’s there. Hope we find it.
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Thank you I love you.Im worried about heremilia fart2020-04-02 | This video requires no description
other than saying cats will be cats amiright.
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This is my remake of Cats and it will be immediately entered into all major film festivals. It will have a limited theatre release in early 2021. My sincere gratitude to the cast and crew of this picture, I couldn’t have done it without you.
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Thank you I love you.Fearemilia fart2020-03-20 | We will always be ok- even when nothing is ok, it’s ok. Even through the pain there is a purpose- remember our purpose. Remember our power. Love everyone.
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Thank you I love you.Giving myself a makeover in a parking garageemilia fart2020-03-11 | I do not feel chill- obviously it is time to cut my hair and dye it and change my makeup and basically everything about my physical appearance in order to distract myself from the gnarliness. This is me becoming an uneducated drag queen basically but hey we gotta do what we gotta do to get by. Thank you parking garage I love you. Also thank you to whoever is reading this I love you more.
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Thank you I love you.How to make bruschetta in a desertemilia fart2020-03-04 | Sometimes in life when you find yourself in a desert it’s time to ask yourself the hard questions- what is the meaning of existence, where am I, and how do I cook bruschetta here. You’re welcome Julien Solomita , Gordon Ramsay , Action Bronson , and everyone at the Bon Appetit test kitchen.
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Thank you I love you.Renting a karaoke room alone on a Saturday nightemilia fart2020-02-19 | Am I spiralling? Potentially- though a spiral is basically a tornado and a tornado is cool thusly I am cool. To sum up here is me singing karaoke / having a breakdown alone in public on a Saturday night. This is slightly unrelated but I just want to say (mostly to myself)- you are here for a reason and what you crave is there for a reason- have faith, trust, and release.
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Thank you I love you.How to make pasta salad on a ferris wheelemilia fart2020-02-12 | Dearest Bon Appetit - why on earth have you not hired me yet. Claire and Brad and Chris Morocco have all personally reached out to me to congratulate me on my innovation in the world of food. Obviously that is a lie but still I bet if they knew about me they’d be pretty impressed. This is the best pasta salad in the history of the world, bar none. Gordon Ramsay when you make this for your family be sure to do it on a Ferris wheel or else.
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Thank you I love you.I became secretly famous on Tik Tokemilia fart2020-02-05 | Tik Tok has become a cornerstone of my daily life. Charli D’Amelio , Addison Rae , ratatata , etc. are all things that I am now comfortable to admit I am aware of. It has come to a point where I can no longer just watch, I must create- and I must go viral . Thank you Tik Tok for all you have given me, and now it is time for me to give back. You’re welcome. p.s. follow me on Tik Tok @emiliafart
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Thank you I love you.What Ive been trying to hideemilia fart2020-01-29 | This is the most vulnerable I’ve felt in a while from posting a video, which is funny considering the weird twitter photoshoot one but there you go. Call it a secret , call it a confession , call it whatever. I have been more guarded for a multitude of reasons. I’m not sure why but I felt a pull to be open today, I think honestly I just needed to do it for myself- because my fire deserves more than this and because I know vulnerability is fuel. Sending so much love to anyone who feels this.
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Thank you I love you.Trying to get food delivered directly to my bathtubemilia fart2020-01-22 | I am but a simple woman- I enjoy food , cooking , eating , chewing , and lying very still in comfortable places. I am influenced by many sociologists that came before us- Max Weber , Jenna Marbles , Tiffany Pollard , etc. I am trying to make the world a better place one video at a time, honestly I don’t really need to even type that out because it’s so obvious. You’re welcome society.
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Gordon Ramsay and every employee of the Bon Appetit test kitchen wish they were me. Claire and Brad and Jamie Oliver are able to cook in well stocked kitchens, but what if you you plopped them in the centre of public library with nothing but their wits, the whisper of tartare, and a zester? I am the second coming of Julia Child and Ina Garten ’s number one role model. You’re welcome food network .
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Thank you I love you.I did something weirdemilia fart2020-01-08 | AdamandEve.com. Use code FART for 50% off one item + free shipping in the U.S. and Canada. *some exclusions apply
I did something weird and I filmed myself doing it. Yes I took off my scarf , yes I didn’t wear my robe. This is honestly so bizarre for me- I’m still disturbed by myself that I did this. Though any excuse to push myself out of the rules I’ve created is a good one. Here’s to more of it. Thank you I love you.
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Thank you I love you.How to make risotto in a public gymemilia fart2020-01-02 | Claire and Brad and Chris Morocco from the Bon Appetit test kitchen will never possess my forward thinking vision. Yes I’m sure they can make a high quality risotto within the confines of a kitchen, but within a public gym ? As if. If Bon Appetit does not hire me within 48 hours they are more idiotic than Bobby Flay.
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Thank you I love you.Time is not realemilia fart2019-12-26 | Time is absolutely nothing and I'm exhausted from pretending. New years is trash, other dimensions are a fact, calendars are a joke, Christmas is an illusion, no one ever ask me what time it is ever again because your question makes no sense.
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Thank you I love you.December 15th, 2019emilia fart2019-12-18 | Age is nothing, time isn’t real, here’s to 30. My state of mind has changed since my last birthday , and I feel it was meant to. This is largely a love letter to my beautiful friends - Jenni- instagram.com/cloudbusters Kate- instagram.com/orgasmicbirthingpool3 Benoit- instagram.com/roidelembusque Thank you to whoever is reading this, I love you. Thank you to the invisible hands on my shoulder that are looking out for me. Thank you for the magic. Thank you for change. Thank you for light. I’m ready for it.
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Thank you I love you (for real).Singing live in front of strangers for the first time in 7 yearsemilia fart2019-12-11 | Singing live in front of people in a concert ish way makes me feel weird and insecure. This isn’t perfect but that’s not the point- the point is to push myself to do something that makes me uncomfortable. Vulnerability is powerful and it’s what I want to see. Thank you so much to everyone who came to hear me sing , you are magical and I love you.
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Thank you I love you.How to make guacamole in a graveyardemilia fart2019-12-04 | We all want to live our life like we are Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen. I have grown to accept this truth more as time as gone on so I now feel comfortable to indulge in it. How do you make the best guacamole ? How do you stop avocados from oxidizing? What happens if you’re in a cemetary in mid-December and your hands are seizing up because of the cold making it almost impossible to dice? All these questions and more will be answered in this instalment of Emilia Fart Is The Best Chef In The History Of The World.
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Thank you I love you.Being a good person for the first time in 29 yearsemilia fart2019-11-27 | Ok- I am trying to live differently than I was. This video is a part of that trying. I don’t think I accomplished what I wanted to, but honestly I appreciate whenever I put effort into anything. Because I remember the feeling of not trying at all… and trying feels so so so much better. Thank you to everyone who bid on my robe and thank you especially to Kelcey who bought it. Thank you to my friends and my family and my cats and my city and to whoever is reading this- I love you.
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Thank you I love you.How to make an arugula salad in a public bathroomemilia fart2019-11-20 | We all want to live our life as though we’re Claire from the Bon Appetit test kitchen but sometimes we have to face reality. Instead of running away from my goblin ways I choose to embrace them by making an extremely extra, gourmet salad while sitting next to a public toilet. I haven’t tested this recipe in another location so I would suggest making it in some sort of restroom or I’m not sure it will turn out the same. I would just like to state I am a genius and I thank the universe for working through me. I love you.
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Thank you I love you.I am Hagridemilia fart2019-11-13 | I have been dreaming about being Hagrid for years. His voice, his gait, his understanding on how to expertly hide a double chin- it all called to me. I hadn’t done it because I assumed no one would care to see me as Hagrid from Harry Potter - but who cares right? I find a level of delight being him that I haven’t felt in a while. I’m feeling like as lost as it could be argued I am, I think I might be finding that highest path my audiobooks like to talk about. Either way, I am Hagrid. Thank you Jonas for filming and for eternally supporting my nonsense- instagram.com/jonas.a.gilbert
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Thank you I love you.Finally telling my family what I really think about thememilia fart2019-11-06 | One year ago I made a video with my family titled “finally asking my family what they really think about me”. I love this video and I feel like it encapsulated exactly where I was in that moment. I feel this video kind of does that for where I am now. My family is full of gossip and secrets and complexities and differences and I tried to confront those truths in this video in the way that felt right to me. I feel different than I did a year ago. I am grateful for that time- I felt very sure. I feel less sure now but just as grateful- because I know that whatever is on the other side of this molting is where I am meant to be. Thank you family for being a part of this and for being such beautiful people.
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Thank you I love you.I dont know if I should do YouTube anymoreemilia fart2019-10-23 | I have been thinking about leaving YouTube I was planning on not putting anything out this week, which may very likely seem trivial but it would have been the first time in three and a half years I haven’t wanted to put something out on this platform. I have another video filmed and half edited and I just couldn’t get over how I was feeling. I was trying to explain it to the people around me but I feel like no one was hearing me. I’m making this video purely selfishly- I’m a little afraid of how it will be taken, but I take solace in knowing how much I mean what I’m saying. To everyone I love- I am so grateful we found each other. To the people who don’t get me- bye. I will live my life on my terms and I will make my own world.
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Thank you I love you.I went to the *SOMETHING*HUB AWARDSemilia fart2019-10-16 | For some reason, I was invited to an award show- I don’t really know why either. It was on this day I saw Bella Thorne and Tana Mongeau and Jake Paul and I realized a very valuable life lesson- I absolutely do not belong here. I genuinely am trying to figure out the right way for me to do something more meaningful, and who knew I would have an epiphany at this place. Perhaps I was destined to go to this award show, or perhaps I am a silly girl who goes to excessive lengths for ridiculous things. Either way, buckle up. Thank you Amy- youtube.com/amyordman Alexis- youtube.com/alexisgzall and Ava- instagram.com/avapalazzolo for being so cool. Thank you to Billy for the iconic wig, you can DM him if you want one- instagram.com/billylamour
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For a way to get online therapy that I believe in- http://tryonlinetherapy.com/emiliafart I receive commissions on referrals to BetterHelp. I only recommend services I know and trust. I referred my best friend to BetterHelp and she loves it more than any other therapy she's tried, I wholeheartedly love it and wouldn't be here without therapy.