Poetry War starts. You did ask for it, suckers! Prepare to die, now. rozeboosje 2026-09-19 | Poetry War starts. You did ask for it, suckers! Prepare to die, now.
Issues with switches rozeboosje 2017-04-26 | Two way dimming solution is not working. Any suggestions?CheersPino
Windows 8.1 - cant even get a simple right-click right rozeboosje 2014-04-22 | [click] DAFUQ? [click] DAFUQ!?!? [click!!!!][facedesk]
Sourdough - keeping the mould out. rozeboosje 2014-01-29 | A very simple way to keep mould out while you're maintaining and using your Sourdough starter...It's halfway through Day 5 of the new starter - it's about 110 hours old now - , and it's dormant at the moment. I'll leave it in peace, and I'll illustrate this using my mature starter as it has built up to the point where I need to use it to bake or discard it. And I'm not discarding a perfectly good starter! :-)
Sourdough Starter, Day 5 - +96 hours. OMG is it dead?!? rozeboosje 2014-01-28 | No, it isn't. When this happens we throw out at least half of the starter and add more food. This time I added some wholegrain rye flour again.At the moment the power struggle between all the micro-organisms remains undecided. If all goes as it should, eventually the yeast/lactobacillus symbiosis will win out over any other critters in there, but right now it's hard work for them. Leave them in peace. They'll be OK. :-)
Sourdough starter - Day 4 - +60 hours rozeboosje 2014-01-27 | The morning of the 4th day - I created this on Friday evening and it's Monday morning now, so this is barely 60 hours old. And it has now definitely started fermenting. The volume has doubled overnight.Obviously this is a great sign but the starter is far from ready for use yet. A mature starter has a pleasant, fruity smell to it. This one still smells mostly yeasty, even musty. Not unpleasantly so, but it's clearly not right yet.I will now keep feeding this regularly with organic white wheat flour. I started this with organic wholegrain rye flour as this is more likely to contain all the yeast and lactobacillus you need for a good starter. But now it has in fact started we don't need to add any more. It'll grow all by itself :-)
How to make a sourdough starter.... the simple way... rozeboosje 2014-01-24 | ... without any of the woo (click "show more" to see progress)Day 2 (20 hours after making the starter):facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202286211253113Day3 (40-48 hours after making the starter):facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202292862219383Day 4 (early morning, 60 hours after making the starter):youtube.com/watch?v=NOL6l5c0yIYDay 4 (evening, 72 hours after making the starter):facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=10202300071279605Day 5 (evening, 96 hours after making the starter)youtube.com/watch?v=tjrQxmkY590Interlude: Keeping the mould out:youtube.com/watch?v=lhbUwG-sIWE
Mylas latest trick ... rozeboosje 2013-11-30 | **slurp**What's wrong with your own water tray? It's the same water, you know!
Welcoming Willie to Wozebushs Wonderful World rozeboosje 2013-09-19 | Hello William Tapley! Nice of you to stop by. I would have said "hi" to you on the video you made about me, but you have still blocked me, so I can't.This will have to be a poor substitute for same.I would consider it polite to unblock someone if you're talking about them, but that's just me. Don't feel like you're under any pressure to do so. Whatever you do: welcome.I'm afraid you're a bit late to the party. I have lost interest in YouTube. It took me almost two days to even check out your video after two people told me on two separate occasions that you had mentioned me in your video. Too busy with living life in reality these days. All good, too. I've discovered that it's fun to work in the garden and I've just started baking sourdough bread. Very enjoyable passtimes indeed!William Tapley's video in which he mentions me:http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oKfgumIHREo
Tweedledee-deedledee-dee.... boom-boom-boom... ;-) rozeboosje 2013-08-13 | A bit of fun in (London)Derry. Holidaying in the North of Ireland we decided to visit the Walled City on the 10th of August 2013. As we're just dumb tourists and not from around those parts, we had no idea that this was on the programme...I have to admit that despite the sectarian undertones of the whole event the atmosphere in the place was relaxed and most people seemed to enjoy the event as just a parade.And why the heck not, eh?
If Im not mistaken, TJ was wrong rozeboosje 2013-07-29 | How Mirrors REALLY workNo, sorry idiots, you're still idiots. TJ was right about THAT.
god-given moral code is right and just ... because? rozeboosje 2013-07-25 | Can you explain why the morality handed down to us by your "god" is right and just? If not, how do you know it's right and just, other than "because god says so"? Does might make right? If you CAN, why should it need to be handed down to us by a "god" when he have already shown the ability to work it out for ourselves?
Aaaarggh antz in my pantz rozeboosje 2013-07-16 | I decided to plant a hydrangea near "my" bumble bees. As I was digging the hole I started feeling a weird "burning" sensation up my left arm and around my neck.Then I realised I had disturbed an ants' nest. They're bitey little rascals, and they had obviously marched up the spade handle and had gone on the attack.But I can't say I blame them. Wouldn't YOU be peeved if someone destroyed YOUR home?!
Bombus Pascuorum rozeboosje 2013-07-09 | I think I identified the bumble bees that are nesting in my garden. I'm pretty sure now that they're bumble bees, not, as I thought before, ground bees.I think they are Common Carder Bees, a species of bumble bee, Latin name Bombus Pascuorum. Apparently these can be confused for a similar be called the Tree Bumblebee - Bombus Hypnorum, but the latter has a white end to the tail, and as you can see right at the end of the video, the tails of these are black all he way to the end.I put a little sign beside them saying "bumble bees, do not disturb" :-)
Ground bees in my garden rozeboosje 2013-07-07 | We found these when we moved a pile of garden clippings.According to information I found online, "ground bees" are supposed to be solitary, but I can definitely hear quite a distinctive "buzz" coming from underground, as if there's a hive down there.As these seem to be quite peaceful - they never attacked or got angry while we were moving that pile - I see no need to do anything about them. Let them pollinate our garden! It sure explains why our apple tree seems to be particularly heavily laden this year :-)
The wait is over... here are gods answers. rozeboosje 2013-06-22 | Well, no. Not exactly. But allow me to give you a VERY long-winded explanation.... [grin]I keep saying "13.7 billion time/time(s)" until eventually I get it more or less right and I say 13.7 billion YEARS of time. My bad
Those who dont question morality are doomed to subvert it rozeboosje 2013-06-15 | If you can't explain your moral code in human terms it's worthless, and claiming that it came from some "higher authority" isn't going to dig you out of that hole.
Summertime ... rozeboosje 2013-06-09 | ... and the livin' is easy. For us. Not so much for birdies who now have to spend a lot of time noisily defending their territories and giving out stink to my cat. XD
Life as we know it? Out there!? rozeboosje 2013-05-24 | What are the chances that there could be Earth Like planets "out there", harbouring Earth Like creatures?Slim to none, I reckon.Photosynthesis' two stages:http://canmedia.mcgrawhill.ca/istudy3/books/0070741751/images/figures/bro41751_0803L_lg.jpgFor those of you who might be interested in that sort of stuff: In order to reduce the video size, I pushed this video through Handbrake, quality setting RF26 - the video doesn't need to show perfect detail, after all. The AUDIO, however, I produced as 96khz 32-bit FLAC, and I muxed the two together using MKVToolNix. YouTube was perfectly happy with that. Huzzah!
YouTube Meditation rozeboosje 2013-05-10 | How to deal with the tension and strain of social networking
The Passion of St. TibBowie rozeboosje 2013-05-09 | *snort*http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-22463845http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Passion_of_St_Tibulusyoutube.com/all_comments?v=7wL9NUZRZ4Iidiots
Evolution proven beyond any doubt rozeboosje 2013-05-09 | Debunk this, creationists!!!!http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-22436942
Been there, done that? rozeboosje 2013-02-22 | Not this time. And don't just take my word for it either. Keep a close eye on the blogosphere in the next few weeks. And if you see it, remember that I told you so. At this moment I have nothing to divulge - I don't even know what it will be called yet. I'm just an onlooker, cheering on the team. But this has potential. Watch this space.
RIP: Cozmikzen - TheAist rozeboosje 2013-02-18 | http://www.youtube.com/user/TheAistCozmikzen had been very ill in recent times. He lost his battle with cancer yesterday, 17 February 2013.
Manhandling Malachys Mickey rozeboosje 2013-02-13 | The next idiotic "prophecy". *sigh*My "counter prophecy": I'll be laughing at the morons when the white smoke rises announcing the election of Pope number 113. When that might happen is anybody's guess, though.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prophecy_of_the_popes
Keeping on the headphones rozeboosje 2013-02-07 | SUCK ON THAT NEPHY!Unknotting the wire to my headphones without taking them off :P - I rush through this but if you do it very slowly and carefully you can literally slide the wire between your ear and the cup of the headphone, and each cup will at all times continue to touch its respective ear. Magic! :P
123 Years After rozeboosje 2013-01-29 | Holland is going to have a king again... Queen Beatrix to abdicate (i.e. retire) on the 30th of April 2013, to be succeeded by her son Willem Alexander.
Its amazing what youve done on such a modest budget! rozeboosje 2013-01-23 | Quitehttp://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-21154385
The benefit of knowing what theyre asking ... rozeboosje 2013-01-19 | Sometimes it's better to question the question rather than to answer it .. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CVdKUiIVIks
Wrong Place, Wrong Time rozeboosje 2013-01-15 | A Google StreetView Discovery :) http://bit.ly/VY8Cpq
Still Christmas! rozeboosje 2013-01-11 | Any excuse for lazing about. Sorry folks!Cozmikzen: http://www.youtube.com/user/theaist
2012: Damp Squib. But dont be disappointed. rozeboosje 2012-12-22 | Setting aside the obvious failure of cataclysm and apocalypse to materialise on the 21st, in this video I try and give a bit of good advice to those who were hoping to see the start of a New and Wonderful Era, and who will inevitably find themselves disappointed. If not tomorrow, then next week, next month or in a year's time. One day the honeymoon will be over, and then what? Don't despair.2012 Damp Squib Gloat 12/12 - not much of a gloat. That would be completely unnecessary.
The Morning After rozeboosje 2012-12-21 | Just a suggestion. Tomorrow will be the first day of the rest of your life. Are you going to waste it the way you wasted the past?Sunrise and Sunset calculators: http://www.timeanddate.com/worldclock/sunrise.html or http://www.suncalc.net
The Anti-Nativity rozeboosje 2012-12-21 | Or "How Gary Almost Cancelled Christmas" (text below)Story, poem and reading by Pino Carafa (rozeboosje)Audio remixing, visuals and editing by Qntkka (T.J. Marcott)Original Audio: http://www.carobit.com/Antinativity.MP3It was cold, wet and dreary in old Galileebut Gary Inmendham was hopping with gleeWhich was rare as he normally sulked all day longso to see him so happy just looked really wrongTo snap Gary out of just being a dickmust be the result of a pretty good trickWhatever it was, he no longer looked peevedbut content in the glow of what he had achievedAnd soon the extent of his mischief was clearA few months ago our Gary ... oh dearHad gotten a man known as Joseph SO pissedthat he got him to turn antinatalistHe got Joe so sloshed he was violently sickand happy to go to a shady clinicWhat he didn't know was that he, during that tripended up getting sober ... but also the snipSo Gaz was elated, yea almost dementedas he thought Christianity had been preventedWith Jesus removed he thought he could do welland AN might become a much easier sellBut God thought "you bastard, I'll have you for that!Tricking poor Joseph, that gullible prat.If you think that that stunt will scupper my planyou silly old bastard should just think again!So God sent old Gaybo, the Angel of Death,with a vial and a plunger, to do IVFAnd while she did not know what could be the matterJoseph's wife Mary got fatter and fatterAnd soon Gary saw this and stopped having funas he worked out what that sneaky God must have done"Well up yours" he thought as Mary got fatter"if you can do tricks, well, then I can do better"So he went down to Joe's in his trusty old bangerand poked at his wife with a rusty coathangerDespite his incompetence he did succeedand happily left after that dirty deedAnd thus Gary ruined by being so meana perfectly decent Nativity sceneNo longer a picture of bliss and of joyIt just ain't the same without that little boyMary and Joseph are staring forlornAt a crib that is empty as no-one was bornSo sad that they don't even hear Gary scoff"fuck Jesus, the lad is now much better off"The Oxen did hear him but headbutts the wallstoo scared to attack, he has not got the ballsthe Ass stares at Gary with ill disguised hate"I know that you are the one who got me spayed"Gary, however, did get his rewardwhen the sheep all went feral and ripped out his heartFrom his stem cells they did make a new embryoAnd got Mary and Joseph to have one more goAnd lo and behold, Mary got big againand we all know how that bit of the story endsThis prequel to that story was never toldbut now you all know how that came to unfold!Dear Santa,I have been a very naughty boy.I would like a lightsaber for Christmas.Thank you SantaPino
Quick, make a wish! rozeboosje 2012-12-09 | A shooting star. Sir Patrick Moore died today, aged 89. He did a lot to popularise cosmology and astronomy. He presented a programme named "The Sky at Night" for over 50 years.http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-20657939
No more flowers rozeboosje 2012-12-08 | My response to the Theo Warner challenge - The painting: http://www.wikipaintings.org/en/ivan-albright/noname-6
The Mayan Placebo rozeboosje 2012-12-07 | The final cop-out has been composed. If the 21st comes and goes without the slightest hint of anything significant happening, it'll all be your own fault for not being in tune with the vibrations of the Universe. In the mean time the True Believers will Feel the Love. Or something.The cult I was thinking of may have been, according to DaithiDublin (see comments): "The Eternal Flame cult run by Charles 'Chuck' Brown and his wife Bernie. Chuck was a former nightclub crooner, scrap dealer and Evangelical pastor. In 1960 he claimed that the cells in his body were switching the DNA from death to life. Apparently there were over 200 in the UK & Ireland in the early 90's, and a few thousand around Scotsdale, Arizona with Chuck and Bernie, trying to figure out how to colonise other planets!"
To speak is human, to cause, divine? rozeboosje 2012-12-01 | One objective of philosophy is to identify the baggage we don't realise we are carrying in our language, and to try and remove it from a deeper understanding. The concept of "causation" is deeply rooted in an "intentional stance" view of reality, and it needs to be ditched when thinking about things such as "ontology".If you fail to realise that the common language concept of "cause" is agency based, and you then proceed to work from the premise that "cause and effect" is a fundamental part of reality, then your "proof" for, e.g., the existence of some "god" thing is nothing more than the sort of magic trick in which a magician puts a rabbit into a hat in full view of the audience, and then gets pissed off when nobody is impressed with him pulling it out at the end.If you accept that "agency" must be removed from a philosophical understanding of words such as "cause" and "causation", you have to face the fact that nothing in any "laws of physics" that we have ever invented to formally describe our understanding of how reality works seems to hint at anything akin to an impersonal, non-agency type of "causation". If you wish to insist that it DOES, you will need to explain what part of our "laws of nature" you think represents such an impersonal, non-agency type of "causation", and what, exactly, makes you think that.
Supernatural Message From God for Paul Begley and William Tapley! rozeboosje 2012-11-29 | ZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMGZOMG ROFL: youtube.com/watch?v=YGDtkOSVsPAMore nonsense: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GGfpiDENp3sA "voice" in a so-called Fire Tornado in Australia. Pity the editor of the sound wave thought it was necessary to apply Reverb to the voice making it sound like it was spoken in a room. And what about that American accent? ROTFLMAO
2012 Damp Squib Gloat 11/12 - not in the mood ... rozeboosje 2012-11-28 | I was going to gloat about Brian Golightly Marshall's claim that the world will end on Friday the 30th of November 2012, but sod it. Bullshit is funny. But bullshit kills, too.
