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Why Season 2 of VELMA Is Even Worse – Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2024-06-15 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 - Prologue2:00 - Intro3:06 - Recap of Velma Season 14:49 - Ad5:59 - Season 2 Plot Summary7:50 - Writing Problems12:17 - Characters23:16 - The “Comedy”33:43 - Animation35:40 - Insulting The Franchise38:52 - On The Subject of Hate-Watching41:01 - Talking About Something Good For Once42:35 - Conclusion43:24 - Outro and Supporter CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA --- Gmanlives - The Punisher Review - youtube.com/watch?v=zyUwCNy6X8E The Roundtable - Why Velma REALLY Has A Season 2 Already youtube.com/watch?v=DIjAqxFzMoI Judge Holden By BerlinEagle - Own work, CC BY-SA 4.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=146550443 --- MY SETUP AND EQUIPMENTAudio recording - Sound Forge Audio Studio 12 & 16Video editor - Vegas Pro 18.Image editing - Photoshop.Thumbnail, editing and audio mixing by Redhunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA Editing Help by Ge0rge and SkaroyCharacter Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod – “Acid Jazz”, “Hep Cats”, “Eternity”, “Maccaray Bay”, “Loopster”, “Sunday Dub” and “Shaving Mirror”, (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Velma #ScoobyDoo #Max #Ad
LADY BALLERS - Comedy At Its Worst Cynical Reviews 2024-04-23 | https://wtplay.link/cynicalreviews — Download War Thunder for FREE and get your bonus!*This video was originally uploaded a few weeks ago, but it received a manual copyright claim. I disputed the claim, but the company essentially told me to go screw myself. So I had to re-edit it in more of a slideshow format and hope they leave me alone.‘Lady Ballers’ is a sports comedy from Conservative news and media company The Daily Wire, which claims to offer a satirical take on the issue of transgender women in women’s sports, but really it’s just an excuse to pander to their audience and bash trans people. And it’s also really, really bad.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviewsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 – Intro1:25 - Ad3:44 - What is ‘Lady Ballers?’4:31 - The Story9:15 - The Merits of the Movie, or Lack Thereof18:01 - What Lady Ballers has to say about Trans People27:28 - Conclusion30:03 - Outro and Supporter CreditsMAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail and Audio editing by Redhunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Take a Chance”, and “Maccarray Bay” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#LadyBallers #CynicalReviews #ad
Netflixs DAMSEL - An Exemplar of Terrible Writing Cynical Reviews 2024-04-17 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 20% off your order, plus free shipping! Brought to you by Raycon.Netflix’s Damsel (2024) is a generic, unoriginal, boring, uninspired faux-girlboss fantasy adventure that released 30 years too late to have anything meaningful to say. It’s also a great example of everything that can go wrong when writing a script, and demonstrates exactly the kind of things to avoid when crafting a story.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 – Ad1:30 – Intro2:55 – Plot Summary5:08 – Miscellanous Issues7:26 – The Terrible Writing9:58 – A Cavalcade of Coincidence12:45 – The Ridiculous Plot15:58 – Subverting the Damsel Trope, decades too late.19:11 - Conclusion20:30 - Outro and Supporter CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA MY SETUP AND EQUIPMENTAudio recording - Sound Forge Audio Studio 12 & 16Video editor - Vegas Pro 18.Image editing - Photoshop.Thumbnail and Audio editing by Redhunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Eternity”, Sambo Isobel”, “Maccarray Bay”, and “Shaving Mirror”, (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Damsel #DamselNetflix #DamselReview #Netflix #Ad
LOVE IS ALL YOU NEED? - An Anti-Bullying Film Gone Wrong Cynical Reviews 2023-11-26 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews to get up to 50% off sitewide for Black Friday and Cyber Monday! Brought to you by Raycon.‘Love Is All You Need?’ is an anti-bullying film that depicts a dystopian world in discrimination against LGBT people is turned on its head. The results were mixed.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 – Ad + Preamble1:42 - Intro4:55 - ‘Love is All You Need?’ (2011)9:00 - ‘Love is All You Need?’ (2016)14:42 - Production Values17:23 - Writing and Worldbuilding20:51 - Conveying the Message25:16 - Conclusion27:50 - OutroGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail, audio and video editing help by @redhunter Additional Editing Help by @That0therGeorge Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Maccaray Bay”, “Eternity”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Loveisallyouneed #CynicalReviews #ad
UNPLANNED - An Atrocious Anti-Abortion Propaganda Movie Cynical Reviews 2023-09-19 | Partnered with Ridge Wallet, Check them out here! ridge.com/Cynical ‘Unplanned’ (2019) is one of the most egregious examples of a propaganda movie that I’ve ever seen. Based on a heavily disputed “true” story, it’s full of blatant inaccuracies and manipulative distortions, put forward in order to push its anti-abortion agenda and preach to its target audience. Let’s talk about that.Non-Advertiser Friendly clips compilation - youtu.be/2LEEVLYjuPY ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 - Prologue00:40 - Intro: What is Unplanned?11:35 - Ad12:45 - Breaking Down The Movie37:17 - Johnson’s Story and it’s Credibility50:30 - Conclusion53:03 - Outro & Supporter CreditsArticles & Sources (Partial List)- The Texas Observer’s investigation: texasobserver.org/conversion-story - The Texas Monthly’s 2009 investigation: texasmonthly.com/news-politics/the-convert - Abby Johnson’s 2019 response in The Federalist:thefederalist.com/2019/04/08/yes-really-see-ultrasound-guided-abortion-made-pro-life - The Texas Monthly’s 2019 response to Johnson’s article: texasmonthly.com/news-politics/fact-fiction-pro-life-celebrity-abby-johnson-unplanned - Salon’s Article: salon.com/2009/11/03/planned_parenthood_2 - Evolution Q&A, Live with Jon Perry! - Jon Perry - Genetics and Evolution Stated Casually: youtube.com/watch?v=u-dnUj7pBtE - L.A. Noire requires you to read subtle facial cues to tell if someone is lying - skinke: youtu.be/qzPvx8VUSDw?si=QGj6ABhwIPdqAild - Holocaust Auschwitz eyeglasses photo - Bundesarchiv, Bild 183-R69919 / CC-BY-SA 3.0: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/de/deed.en Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character Stills by @artofjaynineThumbnail and Audio editing by Redhunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA ----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Sneaky Snitch”, “Sambo Isobel”, “Maccary Bay”, “Eternity”, “Loopster”, “Deuces”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#CynicalReviews #AntiAbortion #Unplanned #PropagandaMovie #Ad
How VELMA Became The Most Hated Show Of All Time Cynical Reviews 2023-04-01 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.Velma is currently the lowest-rated TV Series on IMDB, and has been called the most hated television show of all time. Let’s explore why.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 - Prologue2:18 - Ad4:00 - Introduction: The Most Hated Show of All Time7:35 - What is Scooby Doo?10:24 - What is Velma?14:50 - Velma Sucks34:32 - The Rest of the Gang Sucks Too49:16 - How Velma Fails as a Scooby Doo Adaptation56:00 - Velma’s Terrible Writing1:14:39 - The “Comedy”1:27:45 - Production Failures1:35:04 - The Controversies1:46:34 - Rage-bait1:51:52 - Conclusion1:54:29 - OutroMAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA MY SETUP AND EQUIPMENTAudio recording - Sound Forge Audio Studio 12.Video editor - Vegas Pro 16.Image editing - FireAlpaca or Photoshop.- Affiliate Links -Microphone - amzn.to/3AuOEgdMic Stand - amzn.to/3bVIqvBRecording Booth - amzn.to/3R9xrPDPop Filter - amzn.to/3O1h8BHAudio Interface - amzn.to/3IjgaziNEW Camera - amzn.to/3Ih97XKCamera - amzn.to/3nGlanZWebcam - amzn.to/3NML4RPTeleprompter - amzn.to/3ut9w3GGreen Screen - amzn.to/3Rc4OkBShotgun Mic - amzn.to/3ynXI3UPrimary Monitor - amzn.to/3agQ4QPSecondary Monitor - amzn.to/3al1VxsMonitor Arm - amzn.to/3nEK1syKeyboard - amzn.to/3ynZYYWHeadphones - amzn.to/3OQ5Q4nSoftboxes (Lighting) - amzn.to/3RrvBd5Panel Light - amzn.to/3yLB2fyRing Light - amzn.to/3ah86m2Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. i.e. if you buy stuff through my Affiliate Links, I receive some money for it. Audio Editing and Thumbnail help by RedHunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Character Stills by @artofjaynineMindy Kaling’s obsession with white dudes… youtube.com/watch?v=JWviRTLWmTM Unit 731 building photograph - Aising creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en Unit 731 Dissection Experiment Room - X20106301 creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en Tolkien in the 1940’s coloured by TuckerFTW 2021 - creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.enJean Paul Sartre Photo - flickr.com/photos/government_press_office/6470403371 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0/deed.en The Scooby-Doo Project (Original Version) Upscaled to 4k - youtu.be/SPZWfXLTDuo Every Episode Of Generic Animated Sitcom™ - Alasdair Beckett-King youtu.be/dEsiYI_W9CE ----Music Credits----Original Music by Gameplaymetal - youtube.com/@GamePlayMetal Kevin MacLeod -, “Samba Isobel”, “Hep Cats”, “Maccaray Bay”, “Eternity”, “Deuces”, “Sunday Dub”, “Sneaky Snitch”, “Loopster”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Velma #VelmaHBO #HBOMax
LOST OLLIE Is An Underrated Gem Cynical Reviews 2022-10-19 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.Lost Ollie is an under-appreciated gem and a rare win for Netflix, but seems to have flown under most people’s radars. That’s a damn shame, and one I’d like to remedy. ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews 00:00 - Ad1.28 - Intro2.37 - Lost Ollie’s Premise4.43 - Dark Content6.14 - The Writing7.13 - The Characters & Performances9.39 - Other Production Aspects11.22 - Minor Points of Criticism12.50 - Conclusion14.22 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA MY SETUP AND EQUIPMENTAudio recording - Sound Forge Audio Studio 12.Video editor - Vegas Pro 16.Image editing - FireAlpaca or Photoshop.- Affiliate Links -Microphone - amzn.to/3AuOEgdMic Stand - amzn.to/3bVIqvBRecording Booth - amzn.to/3R9xrPDPop Filter - amzn.to/3O1h8BHAudio Interface - amzn.to/3IjgaziNEW Camera - amzn.to/3Ih97XKCamera - amzn.to/3nGlanZWebcam - amzn.to/3NML4RPTeleprompter - amzn.to/3ut9w3GGreen Screen - amzn.to/3Rc4OkBShotgun Mic - amzn.to/3ynXI3UPrimary Monitor - amzn.to/3agQ4QPSecondary Monitor - amzn.to/3al1VxsMonitor Arm - amzn.to/3nEK1syKeyboard - amzn.to/3ynZYYWHeadphones - amzn.to/3OQ5Q4nSoftboxes (Lighting) - amzn.to/3RrvBd5Panel Light - amzn.to/3yLB2fyRing Light - amzn.to/3ah86m2Disclosure: As an Amazon Associate I earn from qualifying purchases. i.e. if you buy stuff through my Affiliate Links, I receive some money for it. Character Stills by @artofjaynineThumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Deuces” “Shaving Mirror”, “Hep Cats”, “Samba Isobel”, and “Maccary Bay” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#LostOllie #Netflix #Ad
Why NFTs Deserved To Die Cynical Reviews 2022-08-20 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by Raycon.Discord - discord.gg/cynicalreviews Patreon - patreon.com/CynicalReviews Channel Memberships - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join Long overdue, I’m finally taking a look at the weird, cringey and scummy world of Non-Fungible Tokens. And I have such sights to show you.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews Check out Sini Animations! - youtube.com/c/SiniAnimations00:00 - Tulip Mania.3:01 - Ad.4:47 - Intro.6:02 - What is an NFT.10:25 - The Backlash to NFTs.13:02 - Digital Scarcity and the Fungibility of NFTs.15:36 - Digital Ownership (or lack thereof).18:30 - The Permanence of NFTs, and it’s limits.19:12 - NFTs “Helping Artists”20:32 - NFTs are Ugly, Lazy, and Boring Art.21:56 - NFTs are Intangible, and their Tangible Benefits are Redundant.23:51 - The Environmental Impact of NFTs.24:47 - NFTs in Video Games, and Why They’re Pointless and Bad.27:11 - NFTs are a Speculative Market .28:41 - Theft, Fraud, Scams, and Scummy Behaviour.32:13 - NFTs are a Scam.33:50 - NFT Hype Culture and Cringe.38:28 - NFT Animations.41:51 - SuperDoge.46:38 - The Bored Ape Yacht Club & The Red Ape Family.57:08 - Seth Green’s NFT Show.58:49 - Kevin Hart’s ‘Confessions from the Hart’1:00:59 - Cryptoland1:09:13 - Conclusion & The Future of NFTs1:11:10 - Outro & Patreon CreditsVoice Cameos by @GamePlayMetal @Garking @KrimsonRogue @MistaGG @PossumReviews @TheKinoCorner @munecat and @WeekendWarrior1 Audio Editing and Thumbnail help by RedHunter - youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hA Thumbnail help from the Boys from the Discord.Character Stills by @artofjaynine MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial STEAM GROUP - steamcommunity.com/groups/CynicalReviewsYT LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Beanie Babies photo - Dominique Godbout (Flickr) creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0 Pyramid Scheme Diagram - ShadowOfMars (Wikipedia) creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en Small Pyramid Scheme Diagram - Spaceboyjosh (Wikipedia)creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Lord of the Land”, “Hush”, “Shaving Mirror”, “Hep Cats”, “Samba Isobel”, “Maccaray Bay”, “Backbay Lounge”, “Bossa Antigua”, “Eternity”, “Groove Groove”, “Investigations”, “Sneaky Snitch”, “Dispersion Relation”, “Acid Jazz”, “Apera Hour”, “Mining By Moonlight”, “Deuces”, and “Loopster” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.For Legal Reasons, every claim I make about any specific people or organisations in the video is “alleged.”#NFTs #NonFungibleTokens #NFTsAreAScam #Ad
BLACK.WHITE - The Insane Race-Swapping Reality Show Cynical Reviews 2022-07-01 | Get exclusive NordVPN deal here ➵ nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!Black. White. was a reality show that aired on FX in 2006, following two families, one white and one black, as they swap races using makeup to experience ‘life on the other side’. And yes, it’s as uncomfortable and cringe as it sounds.ALL MY LINKS - https://linktr.ee/cynicalreviews --- NEW SECOND CHANNEL ---youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds Trying American Foods 2: Electric Boogaloo - - Part 1 - youtu.be/AB84Uhsmxc8 - Part 2 - youtu.be/W9iL2UrRLLU--- My New PO BOX! ---Cynical ReviewsPO Box 1677High WycombeUnited KingdomHP11 9PR00:00 - Prologue2:03 - NordVPN3:27 - Intro4:44 - Race-swapping & Black. White.12:05 - That Makeup15:44 - What Black. White. sets out to do19:02 - The Show’s Flawed Methodology21:37 - Poor Editing and Structure23:17 - The Cringe of Black. White.24:00 - The Sparks24:38 - The Personalities: The Wurgels30:14 - Bruno, and Why We Don’t Talk About Him41:01 - Reality TV / Producer Interference41:54 - “The B*tch Fight”43:43 - The “Beautiful Black Creature” Incident46:23 - Arguments Between Bruno and Brian47:25 - Salvaging An Ending49:17 - The Show Torpedoing Itself50:52 - Confusing and Contradictory Conclusion55:14 - The 2nd Whitest Thing You’ve Ever Seen56:48 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join MAIN CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/c/CynicalSeconds MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial LETTERBOXD - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character Stills by @artofjaynineEditing help by Replayed. Thumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Deuces”, “Maccary Bay”, “Too Cool”, “Sneaky Snitch”, “Sambo Isobel”, “Loopster”, “Ice Flow”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.Plus a music loop composed by GamePlayMetal - youtube.com/c/GamePlayMetal #BlackWhite #BlackWhiteSeries #BlackWhite2006 #Ad
SANTA INC - The Worst Comedy of 2021 | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2022-02-03 | Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 1 month free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!More information about NordVPN: youtube.com/nordvpn Santa Inc is yet another terrible adult animated comedy that attracted huge amounts of controversy even before it was released, and is without a doubt the worst comedy I’ve seen this year.I finally have a Letterboxd account! - letterboxd.com/CynicalReviews NEW MERCH STORE! - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk 00:00 - Intro00:34 - Ad1:45 - Setting The Scene3:16 - The Premise of Santa Inc.4.04 - The Political Angle & The Backlash To It15:51 - The “Comedy”27:49 - The “Writing”29:50 - The Animation & Production Values31:28 - Conclusion32:50 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWAThumbnail and Editing Help by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Acid Jazz”, “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#SantaInc #SantaIncHBO #SantaIncReview
The Death of Dislikes | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2021-12-10 | Go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews and use code HOLIDAY to get 15% off your raycon order! Brought to you by Raycon.YouTube has decided to start hiding the amount of dislikes on videos. I want to talk about why that’s an absolutely awful idea.NEW MERCH STORE! - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk 00:00 - Intro/Ad1:23 - So YouTube is hiding dislikes…3:19 - Why Dislikes Are Important8:01 - YouTube’s Pathetic Justifications21:15 - Concluding Thoughts23:25 - New Merch! + Outro & Supporter CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWAThumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Audio Editing by GamePlayMetal: youtube.com/user/GamePlayMetal Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Dispersion Relation”, “Volatile Reaction”, “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#YouTube #Dislikes #Ad
The ‘Karen’ Movie is Insultingly Bad | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2021-11-18 | Please visit ayylienclothing.com and get 20% off some of the coolest clothes in the world by using code “CYNICAL” at checkout.Yes, someone made a movie based on the Karen meme. And it’s as terrible and insulting as it sounds.00:00 - Intro / What is a ‘Karen’?2:48 - The ‘Karen’ Movie and Why It Sucks8:49 - Ayylien Ad10:30 - Act One16:54 - Act Two21:20 - Act Three25:38 - Final Thoughts26:49 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWAThumbnail & Audio Editing by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Character Stills by @artofjaynine"Stop Right There, Criminal Scum!" (Green Screen Template) - Lewis Hamilton youtube.com/watch?v=slG-yLZQ-bA 2nd EPIC EMO PETER PARKER DANCE GREEN SCREEN by Aldo Jones -youtube.com/watch?v=ik_Tx7YA0T0 ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Kats”, “Chill Wave”, "Deuces”, “Aurea Carmina”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Karen #KarenMovie #CynicalReviews #Ad
The Kissing Booth 3 Broke Me | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2021-10-13 | It's finally time to end this journey.Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 4 months free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!00:00 - Intro00:35 - The Kissing Booth & Me5:10 - Ad6:45 - It’s Bad. Obviously. But Here’s Why.11:09 - The “Story”26:20 - The Inevitable Conclusion28:07 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWAPope Francis Picture - nahte.yamashita (Wikipedia Commons, no changes, creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en) Bye! (Oblivion Clip) - Bacon_ - youtu.be/YRi6GBF5zB0 Thumbnail, Audio Editing and Colour Correction by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Thumbnail Title - @NotPertweeCharacter Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Kats”, "Deuces”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.“Gatsu” - Susumu Hirasawa (Berserk 1997 Soundtrack)“Hai Yo” - Shiro Sagisu (Berserk 2016 Soundtrack)#KissingBooth #KissingBooth3 #Netflix #Ad
ZYZZYX ROAD - The Lowest-Grossing Movie Of All Time | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2021-09-14 | Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!Let's take a look at Zyzzyx Road (2006), a movie that managed to earn a mere $30 at the box office, making it the lowest-grossing movie of all-time. It's also not very good, and pretty weird.00:00 - Intro - The Lowest-Grossing Movie of All Time1:44 - Why it only made $305:02 - Ad7:41 - Why Zyzzyx Road is cursed - The Cast9:55 - The Story12:27 - Production Values & Other Issues14:01 - Conclusion14:56 - Outro & Patreon CreditsGet Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWAEditing and Thumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Character Stills by @artofjaynineFurther Reading: ew.com/article/2007/02/09/how-zyzzyx-road-only-grossed-3000 Mohave Desert Thumbnail image credit:Mr Johnson via Flickr: creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0/deed.enASDF Movie 12: youtu.be/UsVWkAq1s0U----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Kats”, "Sneaky Snitch", and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#ZyzzyxRoad #LowestGrossingMovie #Ad
HBO’s THE PRINCE Is Terrible & Insulting | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2021-08-27 | Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews to get a 2-year plan at a huge discount plus 4 months free. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!My Official Minecraft Server: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMinecraft Server Discord: discord.gg/28gFVETVYq D&D Discord Server: discord.gg/7DeF9hYAs5 Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Minecraft Trailer by Molegul: youtube.com/channel/UCqc6wFN1m8yq91GMENGJNbg Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Crinoline Dreams”, “Hep Kats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#ThePrince #HBO #ThePrinceHBO #Ad
We Are Not Criminals, YouTube Cynical Reviews 2021-08-04 | YouTube done messed up again. Spread the word.Channels of all sizes are being branded as criminal sympathisers and receiving unjust community guideline strikes, because one of YouTube's bots can't tell the difference between a joke and terrorist propaganda.The clip of Adam's video received a copyright claim for the song in the background, which I've tried to mute. In case it also mutes the dialogue, Adam basically says: "2001 was the best year. Nothing bad happened, at all." In a clearly sarcastic way.Voxis Productions & others are in trouble. Please Watch! - youtu.be/VynrZ0n2Wis Voxis Productions: YouTube Bot Attacking Innocent Channels - URGENT, PLEASE WATCH - youtu.be/huypSJtsKFQ Re-upload of Voxis’s Struck-down video - bitchute.com/video/WP4UmflmMy63 OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/joinTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA #fixyourshityoutube
Hollywoods Worst Production Nightmare - The Island of Dr Moreau Cynical Reviews 2021-07-31 | Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!The Island of Dr Moreau (1996) has become notorious for having one of the most difficult, bizarre and nightmarish productions in the history of cinema. Join me as we explore that story.Apologies for the audio quality in this one. This month has not been a great one health-wise. Stick around to the end for a special message.Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 - Preamble2:10 - What is The Island of Dr Moreau?3:23 - The Book, The Film, & Richard Stanley5:05 - The Drama Begins8:05 - Enter Val Kilmer9:32 - Val Kilmer’s Antics11:10 - The Disasters Continue12:07 - Stanley’s Firing13:52 - John Frankenheimer & His Antics16:08 - Marlon Brando & His Antics19:14- Brando vs Kilmer vs Frankenheimer20:33 - Reality becomes Fiction, Fiction Become Reality21:40 - Richard Stanley’s Return22:47 - The Final Product23:45 - Conclusion25:23 - Afterword: My Own Personal Dr Moreau27:20 - Outro & Patreon CreditsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Editing Assistance from RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Thumbnail by Molegul: youtube.com/channel/UCqc6wFN1m8yq91GMENGJNbg Character Stills by @artofjaynineDidgeridoo Image: Graham Crumb: http://gallery.imagicity.com/vila-didgeridoo-player-1.jpg http://imagicity.com/about-2 ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - "William Tell Overture by Rossini", “Hep Kats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#TheIslandofDrMoreau #DrMoreau #ProductionHell #Ad
BEN & ARTHUR - A Laughably Bad Gay Marriage Movie Cynical Reviews 2021-06-25 | Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!This time around, I’m taking a look at Ben & Arthur (2002), an LGBT movie made in support of gay marriage, that has become infamous for being one of the worst gay movies ever made.Get Early Access to uncensored, ad-free version of videos by joining my Patreon or becoming a YouTube channel member.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 - Intro & Preamble1:27 - What is Ben & Arthur? 2:47 - The worst gay movie of all time?9:16 - Plot Runthrough / Exploring how bad it is.21:40 - Conclusion, or Why Ben & Arthur is Worth a Watch23:32 - Outro & Patreon CreditsBuzzfeed Interview with Sam Mraovich - buzzfeed.com/louispeitzman/the-man-behind-the-worst-gay-movie-of-all-time-doesnt-care-i OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com LGBT Character Still by @ArtsyGrandpaCharacter Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Crinoline Dreams”, “Hep Kats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#BenandArthur #LGBTMovie #Pride #Ad
EMPRESS THERESA Is A Bizarre & Insane Rabbit Hole - w/ KrimsonRogue Cynical Reviews 2021-06-17 | Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!For this one, I’m joined by the gigachad KrimsonRogue to take a look down the deep rabbithole that is Empress Theresa, arguably the worst book ever written. It’s a wild ride.1hr 20m Extended Cut available for Patrons & Channel Members:PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join 00:00 - Intro & Preamble2:22 - What the hell is Empress Theresa?5:06 - The Part Where The US Government Tries To Blow Theresa Up With An Atom Bomb (Yes, Really)8:16 - Empress Theresa is Long, Terrible & Offensive9:27 - Those Book Covers13:32 - The Website - A Quick Taste14:38 - Struggling Through Chapter One29:45 - The Website - A Deeper Dive34:15 - The Author Can’t Take Criticism41:22 - Conclusion & Extras44:06 - Outro & Patreon CreditsKrimsonRogue: youtube.com/user/flippityflop Further Reading:empress-theresa.fandom.com/wiki/Empress_Theresa_Wiki Krimson’s Review Part One - youtu.be/JopR-biL0I4 Down The Rabbit Hole Video - youtu.be/TedsiCaV2B4 The ‘Official’ Website - http://empresstheresa.com/home Edited by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Molegul: youtube.com/channel/UCqc6wFN1m8yq91GMENGJNbg Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----‘Lay It Down’ - Ride to Hell: Retribution OSTKevin MacLeod - “Crinoline Dreams”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#EmpressTheresa #KrimsonRogue #BookReview
The AFTER Sequel is Even More Stupid and Toxic Cynical Reviews 2021-04-16 | This was a long time coming. Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!00:00 - Intro2:30 - After Recap3:05 - General Thoughts on After We Collided7:03 - Roasting the Plot17:33 - Conclusion18:31 - OutroTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character Stills by @artofjaynine----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#After #AfterWeCollided #Ad
The Insane ‘Lord Of The Flies’ Reality Show Youve Never Heard Of Cynical Reviews 2021-03-31 | This was a terrible idea.Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get a 2-year plan plus 1 additional month with a huge discount. It’s risk free with Nord’s 30 day money-back guarantee!More information about NordVPN: youtube.com/nordvpn Please excuse the audio issues in this one. Most of the audio was recorded with my old mic and I didn’t have time to re-record it or fix some of the quality deficiencies.00:00 - Intro2:01 - Kid Nation (2007)2:52 - Boys & Girls Alone (2009)7:38 - Boys Alone and Girls Alone8:53 - Boys Alone (2002)12:58 - Girls Alone (2003)17:28 - Conclusion18:28 - Special Message19:37 - OutroOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukCHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by RedHunter: youtube.com/channel/UCXDkezpaQbA74ilL5QxN4hAtwitter.com/RedHunterFilms redhunterfilms.com Grated Cheese Image: Annie Mole via Flickr flickr.com/photos/anniemole/5970589494 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0/deed.en ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#boysandgirlsalone #kidnation #ad
Sias Autism Movie is Terrible & Insulting Cynical Reviews 2021-03-19 | Oh dear. Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!THE TIMESTAMP FOR SKIPPING THE RESTRAINT SCENES IN THE VIDEO IS INCORRECT! If you want the skip the scenes and the discussion, go to here instead: 24:42 This is a reupload, since YouTube decided to shadowban the first upload. More info: youtu.be/0-m33Sk-z_k 00:00 - Intro1:46 - What is ‘Music?’ & Why is it bad?3:55 - The Maddie Ziegler Casting Controversy & Sia’s Meltdown7:06 - Sia’s Relationship with Maddie Ziegler10:44 - Terrible, Offensive Portrayal of Autism 13:25 - Poor Research, No Input from Autistic Community16:37 - Music as a Prop, Marginalised & Infantilised19:19 - Condescending towards Autistic People20:55 - The Restraint Scenes24:42 - Sia: The Reckoning26:17 - Wasted Potential & ConclusionOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA ---Autistic YouTubers Reviewing ‘Music’---Paige Layle - youtu.be/Oa2EF8z2OM0 Category: OTHER - youtu.be/assTcKA44Qg Princess Aspien - youtu.be/31y9j5Zl300 Tianasao - youtu.be/xMWdA-Xif7I The Horrors of Autism Speaks - youtu.be/5Va_XXoD5LE Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character Stills by @artofjaynine ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#MusicMovie #MusicSia #ad
MULAN - Disneys Despicable Disaster Cynical Reviews 2021-03-05 | It was finally time to slay this beast.Video Sponsored by Ridge Wallet: ridge.com/CYNICAL Use Code “CYNICAL” for 10% off your order.00:00 - Intro3:01 - Ridge Ad4:03 - The 1998 Movie & the Ballad of Mulan6:55 - Cultural & Historical Accuracy8:40 - Mushu & Comedy10:21 - Music/Soundtrack11:46 - Mulan herself & Liu Yifei15:27 - Other characters & The Li Shang Controversy18:13 - Everything’s Worse: a quick sequence comparison19:50 - Style & Action21:23 - Plot runthrough & other writing issues30:35 - Concluding remarks on the film32:31 - Chinese Audience33:29 - Disney’s Moral Bankruptcy, Liu Yifei & Hong Kong35:34 - Xinjiang controversy & Disney’s pathetic response38:31 - Conclusion39:28 - Outro & Patreon CreditsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thanks to Garking for paying my entry fee for this piece of garbage. He suffered for your pleasure.Me-as-Mushu fanart by ZurdomonVoxis Productions - youtube.com/user/VoxisProductions‘Everything Culturally Wrong with Mulan (2020)’ - Xiran Jay Xhao youtu.be/N3QKq24e0HM PEN Report on Hollywood’s Censorship by Beijing: Https://pen.org/report/made-in-hollywood-censored-by-beijing Rouran Khaganate Map - Khiruge, Wikipedia Commons, commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Nirun,_Tuyuhun,_Yueban,_Tuoba_Wei.jpg creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/deed.en Ballad of Mulan translation by Jack Yuan (2006) via Wikisource, creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0 Money in Toilet Photos - Images Money - Flickr - flickr.com/photos/59937401@N07/5857974428/in/photostream creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0 Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character Stills by @artofjaynine Editing Help by 8-bit biochemist, BraxtonJs and samcorner21----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.Total War: Three Kingdoms Soundtrack (Creative Commons - youtu.be/96w-EFR1iF8)‘Patient Wind’, ‘The Promise of Tomorrow’, ‘The Tortoise Lives Long’, ‘History’s Long Shadow’, ‘Fortunes from above’, ‘Ever-flowing Rivers’#Mulan #Disney #MulanRemake #Mulan2020 #Ad
Why Wonder Woman 1984 is Terrible Cynical Reviews 2021-02-07 | Wonder Woman 1984 is the worst DCEU movie. Here’s why.Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!UPDATE - I had to mute the video in several places to get rid of B.S copyright claims. So if the sound abruptly cuts out, that's why.00:00 - Intro1:12- Plot Summary2:41 - Bad Arguments4:34 - Characters & Performances8:42 - Story and Writing Issues11:55 - The Airplane Heist - The most nonsensical scene14:11 - Themes: The Importance of Truth15:12 - Failing to be Feminist16:21 - The Body Swap Controversy17:34 - Length, Pacing and Engagement Issues18:22 - Ridiculous action & CGI18:43 - Visuals, The 80s Wasted, Soundtrack19:36 - Production Errors19:57 - Conclusion20:36 - OutroOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukCHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character Stills by @artofjaynine ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#WW84 #WonderWoman1984 #CynicalReviews #Ad
Hulk Hogan’s Insane Christmas Movie | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-12-23 | Video Sponsored by Ridge Wallet: ridge.com/CYNICAL Use Code “CYNICAL” for 10% off your orderHulk Hogan was in a Christmas movie. Santa with Muscles (1996). And it’s both pretty insane and downright terrible. So let’s enjoy it together.00:00 - Intro/Christmas Movies1:40 - Hulk Hogan & Santa with Muscles5:10 - RIDGE6:19 - Story Runthrough Act 112:18 - Act 218:20 - Act 3 23:37 - Christmas Message & Patron CreditsGET YOUR OWN CYNICAL REVIEWS PLUSHIE! - makeship.com/products/cynical-reviewsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/WeWPcGa TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Christmas Cynical Avatar - twitter.com/ArtsyGrandpa Audio Editing by GamePlayMetal - youtube.com/user/GamePlayMetal Mila Kunis Picture - ColliderVideo, CC BY 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons Brenda Song image - Angela George, CC BY-SA 3.0 creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0, via Wikimedia Commons----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
Terrible Animated Lovecraft Movies for Kids (Yes, Really...) | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-12-04 | Get the best discount of the year on Raycons! Now through the end of December, go to buyraycon.com/cynicalreviews to get 15% off your order!Somebody decided it was a good idea to make take H. P. Lovecraft’s cosmic horror and make children’s movies out of it. And that went as badly as you’d expect.GET YOUR OWN CYNICAL REVIEWS PLUSHIE! - makeship.com/products/cynical-reviews00:00 - Intro2:12 - H.P. Lovecraft, Cosmic Horror and Cinema3:35 - Howard Lovecraft & The Frozen Kingdom10:24 - Frozen Kingdom Story Runthrough19:15 - The Undersea Kingdom22:59 - The Kingdom of Madness27:17 - Conclusion28:51 - Makeship & Plushies29:24 - Outro & Patreon CreditsPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Audio Editing by GamePlayMetal - youtube.com/user/GamePlayMetal Sexy Cthulhu Art / 'Cthulhu-Chan' - HollowPhobiaArt - twitter.com/HollowphobiaART + deviantart.com/hollowphobiaart [NSFW Warning]Shoggoth Image - Nottsuo - nottsuo.deviantart - www.pixiv.net - twitter.com/nottsuo creativecommons.org/licenses/by/3.0 Sub-Niggurath Image - Dominique Signoret creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0 Cthulhu Image - BenduKiwi http://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0 Happy H. P. Lovecraft Day - Will Hart via Flickr - creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0 ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Lovecraft #Cthulhu #HowardLovecraft #CynicalReviews #ad
GHOST STORIES - The Infamous, Hilarious and Offensive Anime Dub [SEE DESCRIPTION] Cynical Reviews 2020-11-13 | NOTE: Some of the information presented in this video, namely about the story behind the production of Ghost Stories and why the dub turned out the way it did, has since been called into dispute. I originally unlisted the video for that reason, but have since decided it's better to remain up. For more information, check out this video: youtu.be/wVkYediuSuwThe only edits I've made to the video before republishing it was to remove some of the slurs from clips of Ghost Stories, since they're probably what got the video demonetised.Sign up at http://crunchyroll.com/cynicalreviews to get CrunchyRoll ad free for 14-days! Ghost Stories is a truly one-of-a-kind anime, with an English dub that elevates it from being a forgettable series into a true so-bad-it’s-good classic. It’s an irreverent self-aware parody full of bad language, risque jokes and self-deprecating humour, and a must see for both fans and non-fans of anime alike.Just maybe don’t watch it with your mother.00:00 - Intro & Crunchyroll Ad1:43 - Anime & my opinions on it.2:07 - Ghost Stories * the story behind it.4:21 - Why Ghost Stories is so legendary.13:54 - Conclusion15:22 - Outro & Patreon CreditsPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/pyYGSwATWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Editing help by SpacedOyster - youtube.com/channel/UCMeesVULZCKIbwteGVyptaAThumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Monica Rial Photo - Super Destivals (Flickr) flickr.com/photos/27238804@N03/49644835503 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0 ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#GhostStories #Anime #Ad
The D&D Moral Panic Movies were Utterly Ridiculous | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-10-22 | Thanks to Displate for sponsoring this video!: displate.com/?art=5f9036638f2bc There was once an utterly ridiculous moral panic around Dungeons & Dragons, and there was movies made about it. So join me as I conclude my series on bad D&D movies by taking a look at them.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA 00:00 - Intro3:36 - The D&D Moral Panic7:08 - Mazes & Monsters (1982)18:07 - Skullduggery (1983)22:41 - Cruel Doubt (1992)25:12 - Dark Dungeons (2014)35:34 - Conclusion37:10 - Outro and Patreon CreditsCBC - cbc.ca/archives/entry/is-dungeons-and-dragons-dangerous Ben Shapiro Photo - Gage Skidmore - flickr.com/photos/gageskidmore/42864830152 creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/2.0 Jack Chick Photo - By Source, Fair use, en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?curid=52086083 Dark Dungeons Comic - chick.com/products/tract?stk=0046 Dark Dungeons Website - http://www.darkdungeonsthemovie.com Zombie Orpheus Entertainment - youtube.com/channel/UCJ3HTYpNsPz3SReP1O46MXw Thumbnail by Molegul - youtube.com/channel/UCqc6wFN1m8yq91GMENGJNbg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “On the Ground” and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#DnD #MoralPanicMovies #DungeonsandDragonsMoralPanic #DnDMovie #Ad
Live Review of CUTIES (Netflix) | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-09-20 | Oh yeah, we're doing this.I'm not showing the movie on stream, and this stream is not monetised.PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/T7qzC7 TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9A
The Edge of Seventeen - A Surprisingly Good Teen Movie | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-08-29 | Go to https://NordVPN.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get 68% off a 2 year plan plus 1 additional month free. More information about NordVPN at youtube.com/nordvpn I thought it might be nice for a change to talk about a teen movie I actually liked. I know, shocking, isn’t it? Well, 2016’s The Edge of Seventeen is good, and you should check it out. I’m going to tell you why.00:00 - Intro1:48 - The Edge of Seventeen Introduction4:13 - Characters6:56 - Script, Writing & Story11:55 - Filmmaking Quality12:35 - Conclusion13:09 - NordVPN ad14:17 - OutroOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL/STREAM ARCHIVE - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Warhammer: A New Kind of Space Marine [SFM] Animation - Greatdictator youtu.be/VOX_PF4PBH8 Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#TheEdgeofSeventeen #EdgeofSeventeen #CynicalReviews #Ad #TheEdgeofSeventeenMovie #TeenMovie
THE KISSING BOOTH 2 Is The Worst Netflix Teen Romcom Ive Ever Seen | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-08-12 | Brought to you by Raycon. Go to buyraycon.com/CynicalReviews for 15% off your order!You all knew this was coming.My review of the first Kissing Booth: youtu.be/KZNbHx_H1_s 00:00 - Intro3:24 - Raycon4:15 - Overview of why it's bad5:30 - Characters & Acting8:29 - A quick aside9:10 - Film Runthrough28:18 - Conclusion29:18 - Outro & Patreon CreditsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.co PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.uk CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg The Second When His Heart Rips In Half GREEN SCREEN- Emeal and the Videos----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Volatile Reaction”, “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#KissingBooth #KissingBooth2 #KissingBoothReview #Ad
The Best Dungeons & Dragons Movie Is Still Bad - Bad D&D Movies Part Four | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-07-23 | It’s the best one, but that’s not saying much.Get Tab For A Cause and help support the channel by using my affiliate link: tab.gladly.io/cynicalIn this fourth part of my series covering movies based on the Dungeons & Dragons IP, we take a look at 2012’s straight-to-DVD Dungeons & Dragons 3: The Book of Vile Darkness. It’s arguably the best of the D&D movies we’ve seen so far, but that’s a low bar to beat.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.cPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukCHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/WMkz389 TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Shadowlands 7 - The Codex”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#BookofVileDarkness #DnD #BadDnDMovies #CynicalReviews
Disney’s ARTEMIS FOWL is a Complete Disgrace | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-07-09 | Go to nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews or use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get 70% off a 3 year plan plus 1 additional month free.Artemis Fowl (2020), Disney’s adaptation of Eion Colfer’s fantasy book series, which was recently released on their streaming service Disney+, is a complete disgrace. Awful in every respect, confusing to newcomers and insulting to fans of the franchise, it should have stayed in development hell. Get your Cynical Reviews Merch here! - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviews The Kino Corner - youtube.com/c/TheKinoCorner KrimsonRogue - youtube.com/user/flippityflop 0:24 - Introduction & General Comments3:35 - Casting and Characters6:49 - Adapting the Book9:15 - Plot Runthrough & Story Issues15:36 - Conclusion16:44 - Merch Drop17:36 - Outro & Patreon CreditsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviewsMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukCHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#ArtemisFowl #ArtemisFowlReview #Disney #Ad
AFTER - A Painfully Awful and Creepy Harry Styles Fanfic [See Description] Cynical Reviews 2020-06-21 | EDIT: I previously unlisted this video as I felt that it didn't meet the standards I set for myself, and I made a couple of jokes I'm a bit "eh" about nowadays. But I decided to relist it because people seemed to enjoy it, and for the sake of posterity and charting my growth as a creator, I've not made any changes to it.After (2019) is based on a book that was originally a self-insert Wattpad fanfiction about Harry Styles. What else do I need to say?It’s been a while since I reviewed a teen romance film, although this time it’s not a comedy. After is boring, trope-ridden, and ridiculous, and is easily the worst teen romance movie that I’ve seen… so far.Link to the story on Wattpad: wattpad.com/story/5095707-after Harry Styles image: wikipeda By Eva Rinaldi - One Direction, CC BY-SA 2.0, commons.wikimedia.org/w/index.php?curid=36992586----LINKS----MERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviewsPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews PAYPAL - paypal.me/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Heartbreaking”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#CynicalReviews #After #AfterMovie #AfterReview
Questioning Your Questionable Questions… Again (300k Subscribers Q&A) Cynical Reviews 2020-06-13 | Get Tab For A Cause and help support the channel by using my affiliate link: tab.gladly.io/cynical To celebrate reaching 300,000 subscribers, I answer more of your questionable questions.Thanks for all the questions, and apologies if I didn’t find time to answer yours. There were just so many!The Happytime Murders Review - youtu.be/HhRmo2esnd0 ----LINKS----PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews PAYPAL - paypal.me/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficialDISCORD - discord.gg/4fVZqMv TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Crinoline Dreams”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#cynicalreviews #Q&A
CYBERBU//Y - ABCs Ridiculous Movie About Cyberbu//ying | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-05-30 | Go to nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews or use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get 70% off a 3 year plan plus 1 additional month free. I had to reupload this because a glitch on YouTube's end completely killed its performance, and reuploading was the only way to solve it.Cyberbully (2011) is another moral movie misfire in the same category as the previously-covered Cyber Seduction and The Pregnancy Pact. It attempts to tackle the issue of cyberbullying and bases its story on a real-life tragic incident, but it’s execution and presentation are so ridiculous that it can’t be taken serious, and doesn’t do justice to the issues it explores or those affected by them.That Creepy Reading: youtube.com/user/ThatCreepyReading The Kino Corner: youtube.com/channel/UCcGlif61mMV6soFSiN2QHoQ The Kino Corner’s video on Uncut Gems: youtu.be/OwnKK9qv9Eg More information about NordVPN youtube.com/nordvpn OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.co MERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews PAYPAL - paypal.me/cynicalreviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsTWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodelThumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Cyberbully #CyberbullyMovie #CynicalReviews #Ad
THE PREGNANCY PACT - Lifetimes Ridiculous Teen Pregnancy Movie | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-05-01 | Go to https://BuyRaycon.com/cynicalreviews for 15% off your order! Brought to you by RayconThe Pregnancy Pact (2010) is another scaremongering television movie from Lifetime, in a similar vein to my previously-covered Cyber Seduction. It purports to tell the story of a fictional pregnancy pact, inspired by areal-life pregnancy pact that allegedly occurred in Gloucester, Massachusetts in 2008. Not only did the event that the film is based on not actually happen, but the film promotes myths and falsehoods, presents a bizarre, distorted view of pregnancy, and is as melodramatic and sensationalising as you’d expect from Lifetime, while also offering no meaningful insights or solutions.insideedition.com/9-years-after-pregnancy-pact-young-mom-reveals-truth-behind-notorious-scandal-37886 Pew Research Center - pewresearch.org/fact-tank/2019/08/02/why-is-the-teen-birth-rate-falling OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodelThumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Crinoline Dreams”, “Olde Timey”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#PregnancyPact #Lifetime #CynicalReviews #Ad
WRATH OF THE DRAGON GOD - Bad D&D Movies Part Three | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-04-19 | Install Raid for Free ✅ Mobile: clik.cc/HGNYc ✅ PC: clik.cc/qTF94 and get a special starter pack 💥 Available only for the next 30 days!Welcome back to Bad D&D Movies, a series in which I take a look at films of questionable quality that made use of the Dungeons & Dragons license. Next up on our list is 2005’s made-for-TV, Dungeons & Dragons 2: Wrath of the Dragon God. This is actually a direct sequel to the 2000 disaster I covered last time, set in the same universe and seeing the return of Bruce Payne as Damodar.It was made on a much lower budget, and although it’s fair to say that it is superior to its predecessor in many respects, because it takes itself and its story far more seriously, so there’s fewer outright “funny-bad” moments. There’s some cheese. But it’s more stale this time.Disclaimer: GameOils is a parody, and not a real product available for purchase. That’s the joke.Internet Historian - youtube.com/channel/UCR1D15p_vdP3HkrH8wgjQRw OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/EJmyNnvPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodelThumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats” and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#D&D #DungeonsandDragons #CynicalReviews #Ad
DOOM: ANNIHILATION is an Abomination | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-04-10 | Download and try Filmora9 for free: bit.ly/39UoG4Z Download royalty-free video effects from Filmstocks: bit.ly/3aUV7kW Doom Annihilation (2019) is the latest film adaptation of the Doom video game franchise, surpassing the previously instalment Doom (2005) in terms of awfulness and doing nothing to further the reputation of video game movies. With a terrible script, laughable dialogue, wooden acting, plot holes, and an obviously cheap design, it does little to endear itself to fans of the franchise, and is one best left either ignored or ridiculed.Guess which one I did.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviews PATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodelThumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg ----Music Credits----At Doom’s Gate / E1M1 - Bobby PrinceKevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Crinoline Dreams”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#Doom #DoomAnnihilation #CynicalReviews #Ad
Reviewing Stupid Spam & Scam Emails ft. Special Guests | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-03-21 | Go to nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews and use code CYNICALREVIEWS to get 70% off a 3 year plan plus 1 additional month free. You have cool YouTuber channel! Soon to be dominate!In this video, I take a look at some of the particularly bad spam and scam emails I’ve received as a YouTuber, and give them a rated out of 10, based on how well put together they are, and how much they amused me.@The Right Opinion - youtube.com/channel/UCMTk_R_Y49jvq-HQXDmKI0Q @MandaloreGaming - youtube.com/user/MandaloreGaming @Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg @That0therGeorge - youtube.com/user/epicg2 @Sgt Ducky - youtube.com/channel/UCYlzNaOH_i8tSQDEQJfaZmg @Jay Exci - youtube.com/user/stickman3thousand Sgt Ducky's video - youtu.be/p1x85wau0acSomeOrdinaryGamers - ‘This "Sponsor" Is Stealing YouTube Channels…’ youtu.be/oJ9-O-b-Kkg MarcoStyle - ‘How my Youtube Channel got hacked for 2 weeks’ youtu.be/BJ9S6zdm6VE OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, “Crinoline Dreams”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.Bensound - “Jazz Comedy” (bensound.com/royalty-free-music/track/jazz-comedy)#Spam #Scams #CynicalReviews
DUNGEONS & DRAGONS - Bad D&D Movies Part Two | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-03-06 | LET THEIR BLOOD RAIN FROM THE SKY!Welcome to Bad D&D Movies, a series in which I review movies of questionable quality based on the Dungeons and Dragons licence. In this second episode, I take a look at the 2000 movie, simply titled Dungeons & Dragons. Notorious and infamous among D&D fans and lovers of bad movies alike, with an inexperienced director and a troubled development history, redeemed only by some over-the-top performances and laughably unintentionally bad moments, this abomination squandered its license and ruined the reputation of Dungeons and Dragons movies for the next twenty years.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Courtney Solomon Interview - chud.com/6592/interview-courtney-solomon-an-american-haunting Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodelFrancis Ford Copolla Image - FICG.mx via FlickrCropped from original: flickr.com/photos/guadalajaracinemafest/5533450920 creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0 James Cameron Photo - Gage Skidmore----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Hep Cats”, and “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.Dungeons and Dragons, and all properties are related to it, belong to Wizards of the Coast. I assert no rights of ownership in this regard. The same goes for other copyrighted materials presented here.#DnD #DungeonsandDragons #DungeonsandDragonsMovie #CynicalReviews
DRAGONLANCE - Bad D&D Movies Part One | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2020-02-20 | It rolled a natural 1 for performance.Welcome to Bad D&D Movies, a series in which I review movies of questionable quality based on the Dungeons and Dragons licence. In this first episode, I take a look at Dragonlance: Dragons of Autumn Twilight, based on the first book in the Dragonlance Chronicles, written by Margaret Weis and Tracy Hickman based on their experiences playing through the first of the Dragonlance game modules.With an overly-condensed and rushed narrative, stock characters, and awful animation, it's no surprise that, despite some solid voice acting, the film bombed among both fans of the Dragonlance books and with the general audience, killing all hopes for future instalments of the franchise.But maybe we can get something out of it.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsINSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ SECOND CHANNEL - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Character stills by Sketchadoodel - instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.Dungeons and Dragons, and all properties are related to it, belong to Wizards of the Coast. I assert no rights of ownership in this regard.#D&D #DungeonsandDragons #DnD #Dragonlance #CynicalReviews
Why The HELLBOY Reboot Was So Bad | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-12-06 | 2019’s HELLBOY, the latest adaptation of Mike Mignola’s iconic comic book series, and a reboot of the film franchise as established by Guillermo Del Toro, with David Harbour replacing Ron Perlman in the lead role, and with Neil Marshall stepping in for Del Toro, was a major disappointment. Disliked by critics and divisive for the IP’s fanbase, it suffers from a great many problems with its writing, characterisation, tone, and overall vision. It would have been better off left in development hell.I’m going to take a long look at why.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams) - youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA DISCORD - discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON - patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS - youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join TWITTER - twitter.com/Cynical_CJ OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT - reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews TWITCH - twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial INSTAGRAM - instagram.com/cynicalcj FACEBOOK - facebook.com/CynicalCJ Character stills by Sketchadoodel: instagram.com/sketchadoodelSome editing by Avery Swanson - youtube.com/channel/UCCFiiZo-EuxPOf2uhdlguvg Thumbnail by Cynic Snacks - youtube.com/channel/UCFKIgvMmcJtxTS9pdpCFwfg Audience Green Screen from Green Screen Fisher - youtu.be/HcJ-xpfXXoo ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Hep Cats" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.
ROAR - The Most Dangerous Movie Ever Made | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-10-26 | Go to http://www.audible.com/cynicalreviews or text cynicalreviews to 500500 to get a free Audiobook, 2 free Audible Originals, and a 30-day free trial. ROAR (1981), often called the most dangerous movie ever made, is one of those films where the story of its creation is far more interesting than the film itself. Writer/director Noel Marshall and his then-wife actress Tippi Hedren wanted to make a movie starring the 150 big cats and other exotic animals they had adopted. Unfortunately, these animals weren’t trained for being in movies, and the cast and crew were woefully undertrained to handle them. The result was numerous injuries, some of them near-fatal, and one of the most unique, curious and terrifying home movies you’ll likely ever find.----Links and Further Reading----The Making of ROAR: youtube.com/watch?v=LRGMOLyYKUA&t Oki’s Weird Stories made a video going into more detail about the story behind the scenes: youtube.com/watch?v=099VKn9jCcQ To house the animals after the film was finished, Hedren founded the Roar Foundation and the Shambala Preserve Sanctuary, which is still around today :http://www.shambala.orgen.wikipedia.org/wiki/Roar_%281981_film%29 http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/roar-making-of-lions-tigers imdb.com/title/tt0083001 mubi.com/notebook/posts/beautiful-disasters-roar theawl.com/2012/10/how-to-get-your-lion-back-when-it-runs-away-life-lessons-from-tippi-hedren my.xfinity.com/blogs/movies/2015/07/09/the-unbelievable-true-stories-behind-roar-the-most-dangerous-film-ever-made hollywoodreporter.com/news/roar-dangerous-movie-ever-made-789230 OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams): youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA?&ab_channel=CynicalStreams DISCORD: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON: patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS: youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews TWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcj FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ Character stills by Sketchadoodel: instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Hep Cats" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. #Roar #RoarMovie #CynicalReviews
TALL GIRL is Stupid and Pointless | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-09-25 | TALL GIRL (2019), the latest teen romcom from Netflix, is, in my opinion, the worst one they’ve released so far. It reminded me of Sierra Burgess is a loser, but somehow worse. Boring, confused, pointless, and morally contradictory, it deserves everything I’m about to inflict on it for twenty minutes, and more.OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams): youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA?&ab_channel=CynicalStreams DISCORD: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON: patreon.com/CynicalReviews CHANNEL MEMBERSHIPS: youtube.com/channel/UC1DCPS2j-o0bvfIilkc8RSw/join OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews TWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcj FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ Character stills by Sketchadoodel: instagram.com/sketchadoodel----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Hep Cats" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. #TallGirl #Netflix #CynicalReviews
Lifetime’s Ridiculous Anti-Porn Movie | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-08-31 | Go to nordvpn.com/cynicalreviews to get 75% off a 3 year plan and use code CYNICALREVIEWS for an extra month for free. Protect yourself online today!Cyber Seduction: His Secret Life (2005) is a infamously bad scare movie from Lifetime, which attempts to spread amoral panic about the “dangers” of adult material, but ends up being so incompetent and ridiculous that it can only be described as so-bad-it’s-brilliant. So buckle up folks, because it’s going to be a good one.Internet HistorianYouTube: youtube.com/c/internethistorian Twitter: twitter.com/NetHistorian Video in which I cameod: youtu.be/Q11jwThxBBI Voxis Productions: youtube.com/user/VoxisProductions OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams): youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA?&ab_channel=CynicalStreams DISCORD: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON: patreon.com/CynicalReviews OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_Reviews TWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJ INSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcj FACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ Character stills by Sketchadoodel: instagram.com/sketchadoodel GamePlayMetal YouTube: youtube.com/user/GamePlayMetal Twitter: twitter.com/GamePlayMetal Hacker Meme: youtube.com/watch?v=qbWqXKN3m3 ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Deuces" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License. #CyberSeduction #Lifetime #CynicalReviews
THE PERFECT DATE Is A Waste Of Time | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-08-16 | Install Raid for Free ✅ IOS: clik.cc/Zlvdq ✅ ANDROID: clik.cc/itapk Start with💰50K silver and get a Free Epic Champion 💥 on day 7 of “New Player Rewards” programThe Perfect Date (2019) is yet another questionable teen romcom on Netflix starring Noah Centineo. While not being as bad as such other entries as Sierra Burgess is a Loser or The Kissing Booth, it still manages to provoke its share of derision and ridicule from yours truly. This despite it being so formulaic and boring as to be a complete waste of time.----LINKS----MERCH - bonfire.com/store/cynicalreviewsSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams): youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA?&ab_channel=CynicalStreams DISCORD: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON: patreon.com/CynicalReviews OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_ReviewsTWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcjFACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Deuces" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#ThePerfectDate #Netflix #CynicalReviews
SWIPED And Its Creator Are Both Terrible | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-08-06 | Meet the Daddy Derek of Netflix.‘Swiped’ (2018) is another teen comedy on Netflix starring Noah Sentineo, this time from Night Dove Pictures. One of the worst movies I’ve ever seen, it’s intended to be a satirical take on dating apps and hookup culture, but it falls completely flat by being out-of-touch, judgemental and completely ridiculous, resulting in widespread ridicule.But Ann Deborah Fishman, Swiped’s writer, producer, and director, hasn’t taken this criticism lying down. She lashed out at critics and members of the general public who disliked her film, send intimidating emails to YouTubers who reviewed it, and even threatened to sue and then copystriked a young YouTuber who made a video on Swiped.So how could I resist?Fishman caricature by El_Gostro: artstation.com/el_gostro vagabondingart.wordpress.com/blog Trin Lovell’s Channel: youtube.com/channel/UCsQrcxNMs5DgA7nqFjPuxsw Elvis The Alien - ‘Swiped (2018) - A Netflix Movie So Bad It Hurts’: youtu.be/p3wrDZuL2Z8IHE - ‘How To Take Criticism’: youtu.be/YjAPPH0uKlI Jim Sterling - 'When Jim Sterling Was Sued For $10 Million By Digital Homicide (The Jimquisition)': youtu.be/qS-LXvhy1Do h3h3 Productions ‘WE WON THE LAWSUIT!’ : youtu.be/9eN0CIyF2ok OFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH - cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukSECOND CHANNEL (For Streams): youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA?&ab_channel=CynicalStreams DISCORD: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsPATREON: patreon.com/CynicalReviews OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_ReviewsTWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcjFACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ ----Music Credits----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Deuces" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#swiped #netflix #fishman
THE PREDATOR is Garbage - Part Two | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-07-06 | Once again, we’re diving back into The Predator (2018). Because we’re only half-way through this steaming pile of hot garbage.The latest instalment in the Predator franchise, The Predator is both a complete mess and an insult to its intellectual property. After being hastily reshot and re-edited in response to awful test screenings, it was left as a pile of barely comprehensible garbage that writer/director Shane Black will never live down. It fails at being either a sci-fi horror or a comedy, being neither scary nor funny.But throw in some terrible writing, over-the-top slapstick violence, bad CGI, unconvincing autism, and a little bit of controversy, and you have unintentional hilarity gold.If you like my videos and want to support me more directly, consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: patreon.com/CynicalReviewsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH: cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD SERVER: discord.gg/cynicalreviews SECOND CHANNEL: youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_ReviewsTWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcjFACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ-----MUSIC CREDITS-----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Deuces" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#CynicalReviews #ThePredator
THE PREDATOR is Garbage - Part One | Cynical Reviews Cynical Reviews 2019-06-14 | The Predator (2018) might well be the funniest comedy of that year. But for all the wrong reasons.The latest instalment in the Predator franchise, The Predator (2018) is both a complete mess and an insult to its intellectual property. After being hastily reshot and re-edited in response to awful test screenings, it was left as a pile of barely comprehensible garbage that writer/director Shane Black will never live down. It fails at being either a sci-fi horror or a comedy, being neither scary nor funny.But throw in some terrible writing, over-the-top slapstick violence, bad CGI, unconvincing autism, and a little bit of controversy, and you have unintentional hilarity gold.If you like my videos and want to support me more directly, consider becoming a supporter on Patreon: patreon.com/CynicalReviewsOFFICIAL MINECRAFT SERVER: cynicalreviewsmc.apexmc.coMERCH: cynicalreviews.myspreadshop.co.ukDISCORD SERVER: discord.gg/cynicalreviewsSECOND CHANNEL: youtube.com/channel/UCn3MSpJHCiEETin9AdLJHWA OFFICIAL SUBREDDIT: reddit.com/r/Cynical_ReviewsTWITCH: twitch.tv/cynicalreviewsofficial TWITTER: twitter.com/Cynical_CJINSTAGRAM: instagram.com/cynicalcjFACEBOOK: facebook.com/CynicalCJ-----MUSIC CREDITS-----Kevin MacLeod - “Shaving Mirror” and "Deuces" (incompetech.com) Licensed under Creative Commons: By Attribution 3.0 License.#CynicalReviews #ThePredator
